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AINE: ♪ Head ♪

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♪ Shoulders,
knees and toes ♪

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♪ Knees and toes ♪

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♪ Eyes and ears
and mouth and nose ♪

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‐ Front door.

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‐ ♪ It's your head,
it's your shoulders ♪

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♪ Knees and toes ♪
‐ Seriously?

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BOTH: ♪ Knees and toes ♪

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‐ ♪ It's a great track ♪

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Oh, my god.

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Have you ever known
a better song?

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There's your dad.

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Hi!
Right, in you go.

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Good news is,
if dear Etienne, here,

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needs to go to the doctor,
he can point out exactly

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where it hurts.
‐ Great.

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‐ As long as it's his head
or his shoulders

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or his knees or his toes...

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or his eyes or his ears.

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‐ What if
he breaks his finger?

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‐ Well, then he'll probably
find it difficult to type.

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‐ There it is.

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‐ Richard, can I put
some of my photos downstairs?

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RICHARD: Oh,
uh, yeah, of course.

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Yeah, no, it's,
it's your home too.

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D'you wanna join me for dinner?

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AINE: Oh, that's nice.

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I haven't actually eaten yet,
so...

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‐ Oh, I was talking
to Etienne.

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AINE: Oh!
[chuckles] Okay, sorry.

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Just 'cause you were
speaking so formally for...

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[Richard mutters]
‐ To a child.

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‐ You can‐‐
you can stay if you want.

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Uh, Marcia's made plenty.

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‐ That's nice, but, um...

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ETIENNE: Please?
Please, Aine.

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RICHARD: Though she did say

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that she put a‐‐
a poisoned pepper in it.

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‐ Hmm?

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‐ I wasn't serious.

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AINE: Oh, right.

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God.
Okay.

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'Cause, just,
you seem very serious.

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AINE: Yeah, my mother

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was actually a TV personality.

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RICHARD: Really?
‐ She was just on Irish TV.

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‐ Oh.
‐ Um, she...

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[chuckles]

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She used to do the
weather on television...

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RICHARD: Right.
‐ But every day

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she'd wear a different hat.

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How about that?
That was her thing.

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Irish people loved it.

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I mean, not this Irish person.
I hated it.

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‐ What about your dad?

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‐ No,
he only had the one hat.

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‐ He's dead, too.

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‐ Okay, merci, monsieur.

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Nice to see you're keeping
all the secrets I tell ya.

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‐ Sorry to hear that.
‐ No, it's okay.

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Though it is a bit
of a sad story.

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Um, my mother's hat collection
fell on top of him,

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and he was smothered to death
by the hats.

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[both chuckle]

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‐ That's....

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[chuckles]
AINE: Oh, my God.

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Are you laughing, Richard?

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Stop.

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You're freaking me out, man.
[chuckles]

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‐ Yeah, I guess laughing
hasn't been much of a...

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[clears throat]
A priority of late.

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‐ Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

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Obviously.

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‐ Listen, you don't need
to hang around here with us.

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I, um‐‐I'm sure...

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‐ Oh, my God.
I am so sorry for...

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‐ No, um...
AINE: Taking up your time.

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‐ Well,
I'm not trying to shoo you out.

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I, I, I just don't want you...
AINE: Oh, no, no, no, no.

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My God, yeah.
I shouldn't be‐‐I mean, I‐‐

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I invited myself for dinner.

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What an idiot.
RICHARD: Well, thanks for‐‐

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for joining us, though.
‐ No,

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thank you for the‐‐
you know, I mean,

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you really know how to, uh,

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pay someone to cook for you.

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So, uh...
‐ Okay.

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AINE: Yeah.
‐ Right.

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Um...
‐ No, that was‐‐

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ETIENNE: Aine, please stay.

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AINE: D'you know what?
I do have to actually leave,

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'cause I've
got places to go and stuff.

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‐ Mmm, I'm sure you do.
AINE: Yeah.

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Um, yeah,
I'll see you Monday, and, um,

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uh, good luck with
your photos and stuff.

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Really wanna see them,
so, um, yeah.

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RICHARD: Okay,
see you Monday.

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AINE: Yeah, see you Monday.

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<i>[rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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SINGER: ♪ Stop messin'
with my money now ♪

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♪ Like a walk in the park ♪

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♪ I got love
till it runneth out ♪

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♪ Being rich is hip as fuck ♪

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♪ I got friends, I got fun ♪

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♪ Got no worries
till it all dry up ♪

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BRADLEY: Love them.
EMMA: Do you?

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BRADLEY: God, I thought I
liked your left boob the most,

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but from this angle, babe,

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it might be
the right, you know.

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[chuckles]

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BRADLEY: Man, your boobs are
as intense as your arse.

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[door creaks]
BRADLEY: Hello, boob.

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SHONA: Oh my God.

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Can't believe
you've got rats.

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That's disgusting.
‐ Yeah, I know, it's awful.

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Don't know how they
got there but, sixth floor.

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Must have had a ladder
or something.

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We're watching
that murdered nun documentary.

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AINE: Ooh.

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SHONA: So what
did your man say?

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They have to
smoke them out or‐‐

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‐ [chuckles]
Smoke them out?

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‐ What?
‐ No.

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Clint Eastwood's rat catching
service was closed, Shona.

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‐ What are
you talking about?

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That's a‐‐
smoking out is a thing.

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How else do you
think you get rid of a rat?

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‐ [chuckles]

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You sound like
a Cockney criminal.

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<i>[Cockney accent] How</i>
<i>d'you get rid of a rat, boys?</i>

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‐ [chuckles]
‐ Alright, do you want me

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to pause this
while we talk about rats?

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‐ No, no, no.
‐ I will if you want me to.

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‐ No, don't.
I'm dying to watch this.

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Just like <i>The Nun.</i>

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[all sigh]

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‐ Have you eaten?

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‐ Oh, yeah,
I have actually.

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I ate at Richard's house.
Uh, he inclu...

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‐ Who?
‐ Richard, your man
who I teach for.

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‐ What?
‐ Yeah, he included me
in dinner.

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‐ Jesus, Aine.
‐ Oh, don't.

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‐ No, be careful, though.
‐ I knew you were gonna say
that.

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It was totally professional.

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‐ Well,
of course I'm gonna say that.

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He's your employer.
‐ No, I know he's my boss.

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‐ Are you watching this?

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Because they just
moved that head priest

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to the other parish.
SHONA: Oh God.

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They're called bishops,
by the way.

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‐ Bishops, whatever.
[Aine laughs]

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‐ Head priests.
‐ Just...

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BOTH: Head priest.
‐ [laughs] Oh, Vish.

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‐ I wish
they were called that.

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[both chuckle]

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‐ ♪ Who murdered the nun? ♪

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‐ Alright, you know what?
I'm just gonna watch this at
home, alright?

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‐ Oh, come on!
VISH: No, you guys need to care
more about murdered nuns, okay?

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‐ Sit down.
BOTH: We'll be good.

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<i>[funky hip‐hop music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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‐ Fuck!
AINE: Oh, my God!

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‐ Are you
fucking kidding me?!

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AINE: Oh, sorry!
VISH: Jesus, Aine!

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‐ Sorry!

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VISH: Come on!

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‐ Oh no.

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[groaning]
I...

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[Shona chuckles softly]
[Aine groans]
SHONA: What's happened?

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[Aine continues]
‐ Why you up so late?

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AINE: Does Vish
ever wee sitting down?

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SHONA: No.

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AINE: Well, then, I think
I just saw him having une poo.

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‐ [chuckles] Oh, no!
Was he naked?

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‐ Uh,
not from the waist up, no.

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SHONA: Jesus.
God love him.

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Just pretend it never happened.

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AINE: Ah, the old family motto.

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Ow!
Shona!

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That literally
actually hurt my arm.

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‐ No, it'll teach you
to knock next time.

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Did you call your man?
When are the rats out?

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‐ I didn't know you
started eating chicken again.

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When d'you
start eating chicken?

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Thought you watched
<i>Cowspiracy.</i>

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It says it in your Netflix.
Cows are the worst.

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‐ Yeah,
chicken is not a cow,

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and I knew you
were logging into my Netflix.

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‐ You're the one who's
been messing up our algorithms.

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AINE: [groans] Vish.

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[chuckles] I am so sorry.
‐ It's not funny.

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‐ It's a little bit funny.

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[Shona chuckles]
VISH: It's not.
It's disgusting.

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AINE: It's just I'm not used to
boys being here

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and having to knock.

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‐ Yeah, well, I don't want to
stay here, but I have to

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because your sister
hates houses that

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have private bathrooms
and under floor heating.

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‐ Under floor heating?
Oh my God, I didn't know that.

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‐ I moved my toothbrush in
three weeks ago.

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That's enough for now.

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VISH: And I go to bed with it
every night when I miss you.

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[Aine groans]
‐ Aw. [groans]

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‐ Alright,
I am off to stag it up.

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‐ Good luck.
Sounds like hell.

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‐ It is, but he's the last
one of our gang

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that's getting married so...

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unless one of us
does it again.

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‐ Ooh!
Shona!

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‐ Well,
let me know when you plan

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to marry your ex‐wife again.

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VISH: [chuckles] She
was too short for me anyway.

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Alright.
SHONA: Aw.

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‐ Thanks for this.
Love you.

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‐ Oh!
Love you too, Vish.

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And I'm really sorry
again about poo‐gate.

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[giggles]
‐ Okay, it was‐‐behave.

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[Shona sighs]
‐ You know, you don't have to
take care of her all weekend.

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‐ Huh?
‐ No, you don't.

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It's not good
for either one of you.
‐ I'm not.

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I'm not, I'm gonna kick her
out, get her some fresh air.

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Promise.
‐ Yeah, alright, okay.

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'Cause you need to relax.
Chill out.
‐ Yes, I know.

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Yes, I know.
I'm not working.
‐ Good.

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SHONA: I'm gonna chill out.

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Bye.
‐ Bye.

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SHONA: Don't get killed.
‐ I won't.

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Bye.
AINE: Oh, bye, Vish!

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‐ Um,
when you're on the stag,

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just, look, don't show anyone
your penis

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'cause that's just for Shona
and me to see, okay?

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‐ Bye.

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‐ Okay, what did your man say
when you called him?

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AINE: What?

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SHONA: When are
you getting back in?

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‐ Oh, the rats?

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Um, well, they'll
all technically be dead by
tomorrow,

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but then they have to
do something awful like scoop

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up the bodies afterwards or
something, so I think Monday?

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SHONA: In that case,
three things.
AINE: Mmm‐hmm?

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‐ Charlotte's coming
over to work; don't tell Vish.

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00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,240
AINE: [imitates Shona]
My best friend, Charlotte.
SHONA: Yeah, very funny.

244
00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,840
So make yourself scarce.
AINE: What?

245
00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,320
SHONA: Yeah.
‐ Ah, Shona.

246
00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,880
Can I not just
hide in your room?

247
00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,160
‐ No, I'd feel bad
asking you to do that.

248
00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,520
So, just, you know,
leave instead.

249
00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,960
‐ Where‐‐
what am I gonna do?

250
00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,600
‐ Aine, I'm not your
event and life planner, okay?

251
00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,360
Just figure it out.

252
00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,520
And it's Saturday.
Go do something fun.

253
00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,800
Okay, second and third things.

254
00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,800
We've got a cousin in London.

255
00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,600
Mam wants us to
hang out with him.

256
00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,600
AINE: Oh, fuck that.

257
00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,200
Is he Irish?

258
00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,680
SHONA: We have to, okay?

259
00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,400
Apparently they were nice
after Daddy died.

260
00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,800
AINE: What?

261
00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,440
SHONA: Yeah.
They, um, I don't know,

262
00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,760
they threw some money in
for the coffin or something.

263
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,480
[Aine groans]
‐ I don't know, anyway,
you gotta hang out with him.

264
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,520
I can't,
'cause I've too much on.

265
00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,960
Ah, oh, and this lad's Irish.

266
00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,400
‐ Who, our cousin?
SHONA: Yeah.

267
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,320
Uh, no, the lad I'm gonna
fix you up with.

268
00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,200
AINE: No, Shona!
I don't want any set‐ups.
‐ Yes.

269
00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,080
I swear to you,
you will love him.

270
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,240
AINE: No, no, no, no.
‐ I know him.

271
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,800
He works on the floor below me.

272
00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,000
‐ No, no, no.
‐ He's nice.

273
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,400
Little bit weird like you.

274
00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,080
AINE: [groans] No, no set‐ups.

275
00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,160
Oh my God, thank God
you've got dental floss.

276
00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,520
I've had a bit of celery stuck

277
00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,360
in my back tooth
for, like, three days.

278
00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,520
‐ Aine,
floss over the sink.

279
00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,480
Aine!
Don't walk around my house

280
00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,840
getting flecks of bacteria
all over the place.

281
00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,400
[Aine breathes heavily]

282
00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:24,200
‐ Okay, so, why don't
you head out for a bit, yeah?

283
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:28,720
It's not good for you to be
hanging round the house
all day or just with me. Okay?

284
00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,960
‐ Yeah,
okay, okay.

285
00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,720
‐ Well,
if you're sticking around

286
00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,800
I'm gonna Skype Mam, okay,
you can have a chat with her.

287
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,000
‐ Ah, no, Shona.
There's no need to threaten me.
‐ What?

288
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,080
I'm not, oh my God,
I'm not threatening you!

289
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,720
AINE: Oh my God.
Fine.

290
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:44,040
I'll leave this house
full of lies and deceit.

291
00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,000
AINE: Smoked out like a rat.

292
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000
‐ Well, look,
you have to call her anyway.

293
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,200
You haven't
talked to her in ages.

294
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,720
AINE: Yeah, I'll‐‐

295
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,880
we can Skype her later
when I'm not here.

296
00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,200
‐ Oh my God,
you're such a baby.

297
00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,000
You're a brat.

298
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000
‐ Well, I texted her last week
to see if she was dead so...

299
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,920
Ow!
‐ That's not even funny.

300
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,520
Don't say that!
‐ Shona!

301
00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,480
You can't
do the same place twice!

302
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,640
It's illegal.
Bye.

303
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,960
‐ Bye.

304
00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,920
<i>[funky music]</i>

305
00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:21,600
<i>♪ ♪</i>

306
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,080
SINGER: ♪ Am I feeling free? ♪

307
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,000
♪ Feed the dolphin in the sea,
sea ♪

308
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,600
♪ Pulling in the race, race,
blowing it to piece ♪

309
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,000
♪ Got my Sunday shades on,
yeah, play my favorite song ♪

310
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,400
FEMALE PSYCHIC:
So what brings you here today?

311
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,880
‐ Um,
so maybe romance, I suppose.

312
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,720
That's kind of a classic.

313
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,600
Anyone coming along who
thinks I'm not totally shite?

314
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,000
FEMALE PSYCHIC: Okay.

315
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:48,400
I'll just check in.
AINE: Okay.

316
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,440
‐ Your energy's very female.

317
00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,960
‐ Oh, my God, am I gonna
fall in love with a woman?

318
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,600
‐ Don't interrupt.
‐ Sorry.

319
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,720
‐ Male energy's
very exotic to you.

320
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,920
You're very starstruck
by male energy.

321
00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,920
‐ Yeah.

322
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,600
That big dick energy.

323
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,280
FEMALE PSYCHIC: You need
to manage that.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

324
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,000
‐ And I'm getting
a brother figure.

325
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,520
‐ Oh, yeah.
That's probably Vish.

326
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,240
He's my maybe brother‐in‐law.

327
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,800
‐ Okay,
so I'm getting a three figure.

328
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,200
Three is unbalancing.

329
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,600
‐ What,
so like I'm unbalancing?

330
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,920
What,
so they don't want me there?

331
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,520
‐ Are you there a lot?
AINE: Yeah.

332
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,360
I think they like
having me there.

333
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,680
Do you think they
don't like having me there?

334
00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,960
‐ Well, I don't know them.

335
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,320
You've got a fire in you, okay?

336
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,560
What's your name again?

337
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,240
‐ Aine.
FEMALE PSYCHIC: Aine.

338
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,840
You've got a fire in you, and

339
00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,480
you can use that
to heat yourself up.

340
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,560
‐ Well,
that's what I try to...

341
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,440
‐ Don't interrupt.
‐ Sorry.

342
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,400
‐ Or you can use that to burn
yourself

343
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:42,800
and everyone else
around you down.

344
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,960
‐ Right, well I was just
sort of hoping

345
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,720
for the lottery numbers,
but okay.

346
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,600
[printer whirs]

347
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,120
AINE: I suppose that's the new
"crossing the palm
with silver'" is it?

348
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,280
‐ Well, it's
easier for the tax receipts.

349
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,760
‐ Yeah, okay.

350
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,320
Well, thank you.
Uh, bye.

351
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,720
Uh, actually, um, before I go,

352
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,400
I don't know if, um,
you know, you've got your,

353
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:08,800
uh, like, phone thingy or
whatever turned off, but, um,

354
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,840
there wasn't any word from...

355
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,800
the angels, whoever‐‐
from...

356
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,040
my father‐‐from‐‐

357
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,360
from my daddy, was there?

358
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,120
‐ He's passed on, has he?

359
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,160
‐ Uh, yeah.

360
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,000
‐ No, sorry.

361
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,960
‐ Right, yeah. Grand.
Just thought it'd be
worth a shot, so...

362
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,000
FEMALE PSYCHIC: Sometimes
people don't get in touch,

363
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,280
you know, until you're ready

364
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:36,000
to hear
what they wanna tell you.

365
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,200
‐ Yeah, okay.

366
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,320
Well, um...

367
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:42,000
have a great day anyway.
See you.

368
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,240
WAITER: Uh,
we'll be closing soon.

369
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,960
‐ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

370
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,440
Yeah, well, you know,
I have to be off anyway, so.

371
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,480
WAITER: Yeah, if I can't close
up, I can't get home, so...

372
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,000
‐ We all have
homes to go to, mate.

373
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,800
[waiter exhales]

374
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,000
‐ [gasps]
Oh, my God. Freddie.

375
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000
[cell phone ringing]

376
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,440
<i>SHONA: Hey.</i>
AINE: Hiya.
Can I come back yet?

377
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,840
<i>SHONA: Come to the pub, will</i>
<i>you, the one near the park?</i>

378
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,720
AINE: Oh, uh, the one where
your man with the hair worked?

379
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,840
<i>SHONA: Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>
AINE: Yeah, great.
Yeah, cool.

380
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:29,960
Oh, brilliant,
um, I'm en route.

381
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,120
I'll, I'll hop on a tube.

382
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,800
Um,
I actually have to go now.

383
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,520
Yeah.

384
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,440
Sorry about that.
See you.

385
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,760
SHONA: [laughs]
He's nice!

386
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,200
AINE: Hi.
SHONA: Oh!

387
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,440
There she is.
Aine, this is Charlotte.

388
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,080
‐ Oh my God, hi.
CHARLOTTE: Hi.

389
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,040
Oh, God,
you do have lovely skin.
‐ [chuckles] What?

390
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,640
‐ God, I'd make a
soft bag out of that face.

391
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,080
‐ Should
I be scared or flattered?

392
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,200
‐ Ah, well,
with Aine, probably both.

393
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,520
And there's David back again.

394
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,600
‐ Who?
‐ David.

395
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,720
Aine, David.
I was telling you about.

396
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,000
Right, we're off.

397
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,760
‐ What?
Where are you guys going?

398
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,840
SHONA: You know, I told you.

399
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,320
We've got all that work to do.

400
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,880
I thought David could
keep you company, there.

401
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,800
David bought you a pint,
which was nice of him.

402
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,280
‐ How did David know
what I wanted?

403
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,200
‐ I told David,
so David knew.

404
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,800
‐ Well, it seems like
David has it all sorted out

405
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,400
and it's all very handy
and convenient for David.

406
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,920
‐ Why are
you being so narky?

407
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,000
DAVID: It's nice to
meet you finally, Aine.

408
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,640
‐ Aw, well, there you go.

409
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,120
That's great.
Okay, let's go.

410
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,520
It was lovely seeing you,
David.

411
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,800
‐ It was
nice to meet you, Aine.

412
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,280
You've lovely skin, too.
‐ Thank you.

413
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,560
‐ Come here,
did you take my new lip balm?

414
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,200
‐ No, I don't think so.

415
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,200
‐ No, I was talking to
Aine.
DAVID: Okay.

416
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,800
‐ No, I used it but I put
it back in your box,
Princess Anne.

417
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,680
‐ Well, you didn't put it
back in my box 'cause I
would have seen it in my‐‐

418
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,240
AINE: Yes,
I did put it back in your box.

419
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,400
‐ Do you know what?
Forget it. Doesn't matter.

420
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,080
Okay, have a great night.

421
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,200
All the best!

422
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,400
[David slurping]

423
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,680
Sensitive teeth.

424
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,040
CHARLOTTE: And then later on
he comes up to me and he says,

425
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,000
"Word of advice.
This company's like a family."

426
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,080
SHONA: Uh‐huh.
‐ "And when daddy's speaking,

427
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,720
the little girl
shuts the fuck up.

428
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,480
‐ No, he did not say that!
CHARLOTTE: Yes, he did.

429
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,640
‐ Oh my God.

430
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,000
Did you punch him in the balls?

431
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,560
‐ I wanna say yeah,
but no,

432
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,040
I went into
the toilet and cried.

433
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,640
[both laugh]
SHONA: Aw, no!

434
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,960
[cell phone rings]
‐ Pathetic. I know.

435
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,400
‐ I'd be the same,
actually.

436
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,840
That kind of thing
makes me really, um...

437
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,160
SHONA:...
emotional, you know?

438
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,280
‐ No, it's fine.
Honestly, take it.
‐ Yeah?

439
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,880
‐ Yeah.
‐ She's...

440
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,960
‐ It's like
our little tradition, now.

441
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,360
‐ Alright,
I won't be long.

442
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,800
SHONA: Hey, what's up?

443
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,200
<i>AINE: Hiya,</i>
<i>can I come back yet?</i>

444
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,400
<i>SHONA: No,</i>
<i>I left you an hour ago.</i>

445
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,600
<i>Are you still with David?</i>
AINE: Course I am.

446
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,880
I've nothing else to
do that doesn't cost cash.

447
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,280
‐ Just...
[sighs]

448
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,720
Just stay out till 10:00‐ish,
okay?

449
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,400
Have a laugh.

450
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,640
Don't sleep with him, though.

451
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,800
AINE: Yeah, right.
You'd love that.

452
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,800
Then I could not
come back to your house.

453
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,960
<i>SHONA: Don't get drunk.</i>

454
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,120
And get a taxi home.

455
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,200
Don't walk or I'll kill ya.

456
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,360
Okay, bye.
Love you.

457
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,760
That was quick.
Did you wash your hands?

458
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,240
‐ Uh, no, I didn't need to
'cause it was so quick.

459
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,480
Are you sure you
don't want any food?

460
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,080
Only I've got an empty belly.

461
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,120
<i>[Scottish accent]</i>
<i>Get in my belly, food.</i>

462
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,760
‐ Yeah, go on,
I'll go for food with you.

463
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,240
‐ Oh yes, get in. [chuckles]

464
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,400
‐ Do you wanna
do some shots first, though?

465
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,280
‐ Yeah, shots?

466
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,960
Uh, I've actually
never done shots before.

467
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,120
SHONA: Sorry.

468
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,880
‐ Drama?
SHONA: No.

469
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,880
Why, does Freddie
say she comes with drama?

470
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,840
Shouldn't even be talking
about her, d'you know that?

471
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,360
Bloody ass clown.

472
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,800
CHARLOTTE: No, honestly,
he didn't say anything.

473
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,440
That's‐‐
that's not what I meant.

474
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,400
He's actually been
asking how she is a few times.

475
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,640
SHONA: Ah.
‐ But I know
he's enemy number one.

476
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,200
Think he's
seeing someone new now.

477
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,480
‐ Is he?
Who?

478
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,360
‐ Maybe I shouldn't have
said anything.

479
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,720
‐ No, it's...
[groans]

480
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,240
God, did I need to know that?

481
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,000
[groans]

482
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,800
I don't think
she needs to know that.

483
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,120
She‐‐she's just,
she's had a bit of a...

484
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,560
tough run of it, you know.

485
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,840
I mean, she's great now,
but it's...

486
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,400
‐ Does she get depressed?

487
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,200
‐ Um...

488
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,160
No.
I mean, no more
than the rest of us.

489
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,800
‐ I get it, I...

490
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,440
I mean, my brain's a bit shit
but I‐‐I take stuff for it

491
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,800
and I see a guy and‐‐

492
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,000
and now I'm, I'm totally fine
all the time.

493
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,120
Except when I...

494
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,800
[chuckles]
Turn on the news,

495
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,120
scroll through Twitter,

496
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,400
and then I wanna
jump off a cliff.

497
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,400
‐ [sighs]

498
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,400
Well, I mean,

499
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,000
she's totally fine now,

500
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,720
but, um...

501
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,600
Last year, she, um...

502
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,600
Well, we think she tried to...

503
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,000
But I got her in somewhere
for a couple of weeks and,

504
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,400
you know, she's, it's just‐‐
it was really scary, though.

505
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,840
‐ Yeah.

506
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,200
‐ [sighs]

507
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,000
So, that's why, um,

508
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
with the phone, like, you know.

509
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,600
Like, I know she's in the pub,
you know, where we were,

510
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,320
so I'm like "Phew.

511
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,680
I don't need to worry."

512
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,080
[sniffles]

513
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,280
Okay.

514
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,080
AINE: Wa, wa, wa.
We need to keep eating steak.

515
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,400
Do you know, actually, have you
watched <i>The West Wing?</i>

516
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,000
Oh my God,
because actually, apparently,

517
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,760
that's exactly what
it's like in the government,

518
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,120
in the White House in America.

519
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,640
So it's very interesting.

520
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,800
‐ Mmm.
‐ God,
this place is so random.

521
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,040
Why did you pick here
for eating?

522
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,400
‐ 'Cause my place
is upstairs.

523
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,000
‐ Your place is upstairs.

524
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:39,200
Oh my God, how do I end up
in these fucking situations?

525
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,800
Shona, that's how.
Right, okay.

526
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,200
Right, yes, yes, yes, okay.

527
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,000
David, pretend to
have your mind blown.

528
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,720
‐ What, do you mean
prepare to have my mind blown?

529
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,600
‐ Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah...

530
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,600
[both groaning]

531
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,600
That's my gift to you,
there, David.

532
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,800
Um, I've had a lovely evening.

533
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,640
Thanks very much for paying for
everything

534
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,600
but,
I think you'll agree,

535
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,400
that you got your money's worth
and it's time for me to go.

536
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,360
And never call me again,
okay, thank you.

537
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,720
You should post
something on that door, man.

538
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,720
Mister.

539
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,720
[person singing]

540
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,400
AINE: Oh my God.

541
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,200
[Shona sighs]

542
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,320
[door thuds shut]

543
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,320
[distant singing and muttering]

544
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,440
AINE: Come here to me.

545
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,160
You're not going to rape me,
are you?

546
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,080
PATRICK: Ah, no.
I wish!

547
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,080
[Aine and Patrick laugh]

548
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,960
AINE: Madman.

549
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,800
Ow!
SHONA: What the fuck
are you doing?

550
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,480
Who the fuck is
that on my couch?

551
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,400
AINE: He's, uh, my neighbor,
and he's Irish, Shona.

552
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,000
He's‐‐
SHONA: What?
AINE: He's harmless.

553
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,880
SHONA: Jesus Christ!
AINE: He was lost.

554
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,880
SHONA: Do you have any
idea how dangerous that is?

555
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,600
‐ Shona,
he wouldn't hurt a fly.
‐ Oh.

556
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,800
‐ And he's the only person
in the world
who cares about me,

557
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,880
and he's alone.
‐ Oh, my God.

558
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,000
AINE: So‐‐but if you want to
kick him out

559
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,320
onto the street,
then just do it.

560
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,000
SHONA: I am gonna kill you
in the morning.

561
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,400
What would Vish say
if he knew about that?

562
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,000
He could rape us!

563
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,080
‐ Vish would rape us?

564
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,800
‐ The man on the sofa!

565
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,000
‐ His name is...

566
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,800
Pat,

567
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,400
and he promised
he wouldn't.

568
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,640
‐ I am gonna lock my door,

569
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,720
okay, my own fucking
bedroom door

570
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:57,000
because he is drunk and
you are drunk and I'm drunk.

571
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000
But you are a fucking idiot,
Aine.

572
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,000
I am so fucking
angry with you right now!

573
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,960
[creaking]

574
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,960
[creaking continues,
Shona sighs]

575
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,880
[cell phone ringing]

576
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,520
‐ [sighs]
What?

577
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,480
AINE: Let me in.

578
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,480
[sighs]

579
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,320
[distant snoring]

580
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,960
AINE: I'm sorry, Sho.

581
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,040
‐ [sighs]
‐ Please, sissy wissy,

582
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:57,200
don't be angry with me.

583
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,000
I'm only a wittle girl.

584
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,600
And I really don't think
he'd have sex with you

585
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,400
if he saw you
with your retainer in.

586
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,600
[both laugh]

587
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,240
‐ It's not funny, Aine!
‐ [groans]

588
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,400
‐ It's so dangerous!

589
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,800
‐ I know, I know.

590
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,760
I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry, so sorry.

591
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,200
So sorry, so sorry.

592
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,800
Do you think Vish likes me?

593
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,400
‐ What?
AINE: Nothing.

594
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,600
‐ How was the rest of
the night with David, anyway?

595
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,600
‐ Oh my God.
Bore fest.

596
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,800
[Shona snorts, chuckles]
AINE: Never again.

597
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,400
So boring!
[Aine laughs]

598
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,200
‐ I'm so glad.

599
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,400
[Aine sighs]

600
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,400
‐ Mam'll be delighted
you did it, anyway.

601
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,800
‐ How d'you mean?

602
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,560
‐ That you
went out with him.

603
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:51,000
She can tell the family we
took our cousin out, you know.

604
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,800
Showed him a good time
and made an effort.

605
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,800
‐ Shona.

606
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,800
‐ What?

607
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,600
‐ I think
I'm gonna be sick.