Keep the circle closed at all times, as I call upon
the friendly spirit to help us find a cute little puppy
named Snugly Pugly.
Ugh!
Something wrong, Flavius, besides your bad attitude?
This is a waste of time, having a seance to find a lost dog.
If anything, we should be asking for the answers to our final exam.
[scoffs] We are not using our psychic gifts to cheat.
Besides, there is nothing more important than saving a lost and scared animal.
[scoffs]
Your negativity is messing up my psychic energy.
Fine! I'm out of here.
But you're heading down the wrong road with this "seance" of yours.
I'm calling all friendly spirits, near and far,
to come to us and tell us where Snugly Pugly is.
-[grunts] -[wind howling]
[exclaims]
[all gasp]
Uh-oh.
[growling]
[roars]
[Whoopi yelling]
[bats screeching]
♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo and Guess Who? ♪
♪ We know you're One in a million ♪
♪ Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ To catch and unmask That villain ♪
[Fred]Hold the phone! It's Whoopi Goldberg.
[Fred] Hey, I feel 100% confident we are finally on the right road.
We should be at the Poconos Pancake House in no time.
-That's what you said an hour ago. -And an hour before that.
Well, if I could just find my maps.
I can't understand what happened to 'em.
Ahoy, matey. Shiver me timbers.
[whimpers]
Like, to Davy Jones' locker with ye.
-[laughs] -[grunts]
[both laughing]
I see a light. That must be the Pancake House.
[Fred] Say no more, Daph. Gang, we're pulling over.
Like, man, this doesn't look like the Poconos Pancake House.
[Velma reading]
Psychic University?
Ring the bell and let's see if anyone's here.
But if it's a psychic school, how come they need a doorbell?
Wouldn't they know we're already here?
Yeah. [chuckles]
Oh, you two. [gasps]
[both whimper]
Wow, gang, I can't believe it's--
[all] Award-winning actress, producer, stand-up comedian,
talk show host, Whoopi Goldberg.
-And you are? -We're mystery-solving teenagers.
I'm Velma. And this is Fred, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby.
Mystery-solving teenagers? Why didn't you say so? Come in, come in.
I've always loved saying your name, Whoopi. It's like cheering.
[chuckles] Whoopi, Whoopi, Whoopi.
[stammers]
[both] Whoopi!
-[both laughing] -[chuckles]
Well, I'm not so sure you guys have much room to talk, Shaggy and Scooby.
Uh, we do have silly names.
Oh yeah, I guess you got a point, Whoopi.
[both chuckle]
If you don't mind me asking, Whoopi, what are you doing
here in this old castle in the middle of nowhere?
I'm a student here. You know, I played a psychic in one of my movies once.
But then, sometime later,
I used my intuitionto find my neighbor's lost dog.
I sense you're here, Samson. I can feel your doggy aura.
Come out. Come on, Samson, come on.
[barking]
Samson!
Ah, it worked. I'm a psychic.
Hey! That's my lunch! Samson!
Either it was my psychic powers or the bacon sandwich I had in my pocket.
But after that day, I knew my calling was to become
an animal psychic and rescue lost animals.
[voice moans]
Wow, Scooby-Doo, I really thought you liked that idea.
Uh... I didn't say anything.
I'm so close to graduating, too.
Only one exam left.
Ever since that nightmare ghost showed up--
[all] Nightmare ghost?
[both] Nightmare ghost?
Yeah, I think it may be my fault.
I was conducting a little seance and somehow I must have opened
a door a little too wide between the two worlds,
and some crazy nightmare guy stepped through.
[voice laughs]
Like, wow, Scoob, how can you laugh about the nightmare ghost?
It wasn't me.
[grunts]
[roars]
[both whimper]
[Shaggy] It's the nightmare ghost!
[all screaming]
[all panting]
[grunting]
[growling]
-[roars] -[Scooby cries out]
There's another door down the hall.
We can escape that way.
[Whoopi grunts]
Gang, the window.
[Shaggy grunts]
[Shaggy groans]
Like that crazy nightmare ghost has crazy psychic powers.
[both whimpering]
I know a place we can hide. Follow me!
[growls]
[Scooby exclaims]
[grunts]
Huh?
[grunts]
[all sigh in relief]
[switches flashlight on]
[Whoopi] Hey, these are all the alumni from Psychic U.
But only the truly gifted ones are allowed to be on these walls.
It's a little dream of mine to be up there one day.
[Daphne] "Maximillian Fielding. Founder of Psychic University.
Born 1879. Died 1951."
Oh, he looks scary.
[all shriek]
Zoinks! That painting's alive.
[Scooby whimpering]
Relax, guys, it's just Headmaster Williams.
You almost scared the life out of us.
What are you doing here?
Making sure nobody's left behind
when I lock the doors of the university for good.
What? No! You can't do that.
I'm so close to graduating.
I'm sorry. But this nightmare ghost seems intent upon destroying us all.
I have no choice. I have to close the school.
Wait. Take a look at this. It says here, "Psychic University
shall never close its doors as long as there is one student eager to learn."
-Velma, you are the best! -Ooh.
Fine! But you are going to regret forcing me to keep these doors open.
I know it. That nightmare ghost will destroy us all.
-[door closes] -Well, gang,
looks like we have a real mystery on our hands.
And I have a real chance to graduate.
I need to study. I'll be in the cafeteria.
Like, we'll help you study, Whoopi.
-[chuckles] -Yeah. Yeah.
[woman] I'm so sorry. The only thing I have right now
are these stacks of pancakes. Is that okay?
Like, is that a trick question?
[chuckles]
I love psychic pancake school. Yum!
That cafeteria lady is so awesome.
[Whoopi] Thanks for helping me study, guys.
Now, let's see, for my final exam,
it would really help if I practice my psychic hide-and-seek skills.
But, uh, we can wait till you're done.
[both chuckle]
[both gulp]
Or we could do it now.
One, two...
-Three... -[both chuckling]
Four...
Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred.
Ready or not, Scooby-Doo, here I come.
[gasps] I'm picking up your vibes, Scooby-Doo.
You are close.
[muffled laughter]
Now, I'm seeing something.
I know right where you're hiding, Scooby.
Like, Scooby-Doo, is she talking to you?
Whoopi, are you talking to me?
Yes, I'm talking to you, but...
-You're in... -No, I'm not.
Then, who is...
[Scooby] Uh-oh.
[growls]
Run!
[grunts]
[nightmare ghost grunts]
[roaring]
[all grunting]
[nightmare ghost howls spookily]
[growling]
[wind howling]
[growls]
-[roars] -[Scooby] Run!
[all scream]
-[grunts] -[whimpers]
[growls]
Well, nothing out of the ordinary so far.
[clock ticking]
[Velma] Huh! That's funny
[door creaks]
[gasps] Jeepers! A secret door.
[door creaking]
Jinkies!
This room is filled with brand-new ski equipment.
"Welcome to Pocono Mountain Ski and Snowboard Resort."
These brochures have just been printed.
Somebody's trying to turn this psychic university into a ski resort.
I'd say we know the "what" and the "why."
Now we just need the "who."
Hold the phone! That's a snow-making machine.
And it's pointing right at us.
-[Daphne] We're trapped! -[machine whirring]
[Velma screams]
[Fred] Quick, over here.
[all grunt]
[Fred grunts]
[screams]
[Fred coughs]
-[Velma yells] -[Daphne yells]
[all grunting]
[all screaming]
-[Scooby whimpers] -Okay, guys, I think we lost him.
Now, Scooby, are you ready to help me practice my animal hypnosis skills?
Uh, excuse me, shouldn't we quit?
That crazy nightmare ghost is out there.
And, like, personally, I'm terrified.
[both whimpering]
If there's one thing I do not do, it's quit.
I need to keep studying for my final.
I need to practice my hypnosis techniques.
[grunts]
I'll help you, Whoopi.
Thank you, Scooby.
Now, I want you to close your eyes,
and listen to my voice.
Mmm-hmm.
[knuckles cracking]
You're getting sleepy.
-Ooh. -Sleepy, Scooby-Doo.
So sleepy.
-So sleepy. -[yawns]
Sleepy.
[grunts]
[thud]
[chuckles] Wow!
That was way too easy. Usually only works that fast
on small babies and pieces of wood.
Now, when I say "Scooby snacks,"
you're going to wake up and be cats.
One, two, three, Scooby snacks!
[both gasp]
Meow, meow!
[purring]
[continues meowing]
[slurps]
[meowing]
Wow, I am rocking this animal psychic thing.
Ooh, maybe I'm too good.
[both meowing]
-[snaps fingers] -[both meowing]
[both yowling]
[both grunting]
Wait, wait, wait, come back.
[wind whistling]
Will you two get down here? You're not cats.
-[meows] -When I say "Scooby snacks,"
you'll be regular old Shaggy and Scooby again.
One, two, three, Scooby snacks.
Ow!
Uh-oh!
[both exclaim]
[mumbling]
I got you, hold on. I got you. I got you.
[thud]
[Whoopi] Bet that hurt.
[Daphne] It's too strong!
-What? -I said it's too strong.
I know. We have to find a way to shut that thing off.
Now, the only thing left unchecked on my study sheet
is reading the animal mind.
Scooby-Doo, can I read your thoughts?
That's like way too easy, man.
Scooby only thinks of two things.
He's only ever hungry and scared.
Not true. Sometimes I'm scared and hungry.
[rumbling]
Okay, let's see.
[exhales]
[exclaims questioningly]
Sorry, Shaggy, you're in my psychic field.
Try my left.
Ooh! No, sorry. Psychic field shifted, too.
That [chuckles] does that sometimes. Try my right.
Ooh, right. No, left.
Uh, right.
Right. No, left. Now, that's perfect.
[both sighing]
Now, I'm, I'm seeing something.
Letters. Yeah, the letters spell something.
I-C-E.
Ice... cream?
Nope. I was thinking hot dogs.
Doggone it, let me try it again.
All I see is ice cream.
Ice cream. No, it's ice scream.
Oh, your friends are in trouble! Come on!
[Shaggy and Scooby exclaim]
[Fred] Help! Help!
Ice... Ice screams.
[Velma] We're in here. Hello!
Wow, you're good, Whoopi.
Well, at least, it makes sense now.
Sometimes, letters get scrambled in the psychic realm.
Come on, we gotta save your friends.
[all grunt]
Why, Daph. Fred, Velma, are you okay?
[teeth clattering]
[shivering]
A minute longer and we would have been frozen solid.
Like, Whoopi had a crazy psychic moment that led us right to you guys.
She's really good.
Hey, I hate to be a skeptical skippy here, but is all this psychic stuff
-actually real? -Real or not,
the FBI and a lot of local law enforcement agencies
use psychics in many of their cases.
So, it works for me.
Fred, you've got something stuck to your ascot there.
[Fred] Hold the phone!
You guys, look at this.
I's the last will and testament of Maximillian Fielding, the school's founder.
-Like, this dude? -Exactly.
Hmm. It says, "If for any reason
the psychic university is forced to close down,
the property automatically goes to his nearest living relative."
[scoffs] Well, that's certainly a good motive for all this ghost nonsense.
Well, I think we need to do some digging in Maximillian's family tree.
Hey, let's check the records.
Come on.
[moaning]
[papers rustling]
Look, Flavius is Maximillian's great-grandson.
And look at this.
It's a yearbook for the graduating psychic class of 1965.
And there's a page torn out.
-[machine whirring] -[all gasp]
[all panting]
[all whimper]
Huh?
Come on, this is just crazy.
[nightmare ghost howls spookily]
You said it, Scooby-Doo.
I didn't say anything.
[roars]
[all scream]
[roars]
[Fred] Climb on!
[all scream]
Hey, we better finish off this mystery
before this mystery finishes us off.
Couldn't agree more, Whoopi.
I do believe it's trappin' time.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Well, not really. But I think it's gonna help me hone my psychic craft
if I can be the bait that attracts the nightmare ghost.
Oh, well, you won't be alone.
We're gonna use Shaggy and Scooby as bait, too.
I'm sure they'd feel left out if they didn't join you.
[both] We most certainly would not.
Okay, it's all settled. Here's a map of the hedge maze.
We'll be waiting at the giraffe in the middle.
Well, thank you, Fred, but what kind of psychic would I be
if I needed a map to find the center of the maze?
Oh, uh, Whoopi, the entrance to the maze is that way.
Thank you, Daphne. I knew that.
Hey, nasty nightmare ghost, look what I have here.
I know you want it. Let's see what it is.
I'm seeing... I'm seeing the truth coming out.
And a long, long jail sentence in your future.
Like, maybe that kooky nightmare ghost gave up
and he went back to wherever he came from.
Yeah. Yeah.
No. I don't think so.
Why do you say that?
Are you getting a psychic vision or something?
[softly] I'm actually
getting a... [stammers]
[clears throat] Uh, he's...
-He's standing right behind you. -[whimpers]
-[roars] -[all scream]
[Whoopi] Run!
[howling spookily]
Right.
Left.
[nightmare ghost roars]
[Shaggy] Left again.
[howling spookily]
Right.
[howls spookily]
[whimpers] This way.
[growls]
[screams] That way.
[Scooby grunting]
[growling]
-Right. -No, no, let's go left.
I'm getting one of my feelings.
Like the map says right.
I know what the map says. But I never ignore my vibes,
and they're saying left.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Vibes, why would you lead me down a dead end? Why?Porque?
Shaggy, who's she talking to?
-Monster! -[whimpers]
[barking]
Snugly Pugly, is that you?
-[squeals] -[mumbles gibberish] Snugly Pugly.
[mumbles gibberish] puppy dog.
I've been looking for you. Yes, I have. Yes, I have.
-[nightmare ghost howling] -[both gasp]
[roaring]
Zoinks!
[screaming]
[continues screaming]
Phew! Like we totally made it to the center
without becoming nightmare ghost meat.
[chuckling]
Now we're nightmare ghost meat.
Guys, duck!
[growls]
[screaming]
[moaning]
[wind whistling]
[Whoopi] Now, let's see who this crazy nightmare ghost really is.
[all] The cafeteria lady?
It all makes perfect sense.
When I was going through the school records
and Maximillian Fielding's family tree,
I found three possible matches,
the Headmaster, Flavius, and a student from the class of 1965.
And we found traces of pancake flour
on Mr. Fielding's last will and testament.
Not only that, but the missing page of the yearbook
had her picture on it.
She was a stilt walker enthusiast
and talented skier.
[sniffling]
[growls]
That is some serious crazy.
[sighs] I was so close to actually shutting this school down
and getting my rightful inheritance.
I wanted so badly
to open my own stilt-walkin' ski resort.
And I would have gotten away with it, too,
if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
And Whoopi Goldberg!
Whoopi Goldberg, you have passed your final exam.
And in honor of your hard work and dedication,
your diligent study habits, and how you helped save our beloved school,
you now have graduated.
[audience applauding]
Psychic cum laude.
And we're hanging a portrait of you as one of the school's greatest graduates.
[Scooby chuckles] We look good.
I know we do, Scooby-Doo. I know we do.
Wait a minute, I'm seeing something.
-I'm seeing something, Scooby-Doo. -Yeah?
-Uh, uh, Scooby.
You, you, you...
[whimpering]
[chuckles] Have a huge hug in your immediate future from me.
Oh, Scooby-Doo, Scooby-Doo, Scooby-Doo.
Wow, she has really got a gift.
Whoopi, Whoopi-Doo!
[Scooby chuckles]
[theme music playing]