Another,signore?
Sure, why not?
[gasps] Oh no! It's you. The terrible criminal.
No, no, no, no. You got me all wrong.
You are the Steve Buscemi.
I've seen you do terrible things.
On screen. That's not me.
That's a character. I'm an actor.
-[man exclaiming] -[frightened murmuring]
It's him.
Oh no, the Cutthroat!
The wicked, wicked gangster.
Everyone, please, calm down.
Those are all just parts I play in the movies and television.
See? I'm not really these guys.
I'm an actor.
These are all just roles I play.
I'm actually a really nice person.
[all exclaiming]
Nothing to be scared of.
[growling]
Then again, I could be wrong.
[people screaming]
[roaring]
[bats screeching]
♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo And Guess Who? ♪
♪ We know you're One in a million ♪
♪ Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ To catch and unmask That villain ♪
[Shaggy]Zoinks! It's Steve Buscemi.
[woman screaming] No!
Oh, no!
It's the Fire Monster of Mount Etna.
-Run. Everybody, run! -Oh no. It's found me again.
-[screaming] -[roaring]
Ow! Hey, come on.
[grunts, groans]
[growls]
Now, was that really necessary?
I guess it was. [shrieking]
[horns honking]
[tires screech]
[Fred] Hold the phone.
[all] It's famous actor, writer, director, producer, Steve Buscemi.
[car door opens]
Like, Scooby-Doo. [chuckles]
It really is famous actor, writer, director, producer, Steve Buscemi.
Steve Bu-shemi. [giggles]
Yeah. yeah. It's me, all right.
Except it's Bu-semi. No big deal.
[low growl]
Like, that's what we said, Bu-shemi.
-Bu-semi. -Like, copy that. Bu-shemi.
Watch my lips. Bu-se-mi.
Yeah. Bu-shem-mi.
Okay. You know what, guys, let's go with your way.
I'm starting to wonder if maybe I'm the one saying it all wrong.
Mr. Buscemi,
what are you doing here in Menfi, Sicily?
Shooting a movie? A TV show?
Getting a deep dish Sicilian pizza?
No, no, no. My father's side of the family is from here,
and I'm just in town visiting some of my cousins.
But, I keep getting attacked by that crazy Fire Monster.
[both] Fire Monster?
Jinkies! What a kooky coincidence.
We're here hunting that very same Fire Monster.
We can help you, Mr. Buscemi.
We're a group of teenage mystery solvers.
Okay. Well, what the heck,
I'll take all the help I can get.
Tell you what, sun's coming up,
I'm gonna get some breakfast,
if you guys are hungry, you're welcome to join me.
Like, I don't get it, Scoob,
Steve Buscemi just put "if" and "hungry"
in the same sentence.
[laughs] Weird.
Yeah, weird. [giggles] I'm always hungry.
[brakes screech]
Like, Scoob, are you smelling what I'm smelling? [chuckles]
[sniffing]
Ah! Spaghetti, sausage, meatballs... Oh!
[giggles]
Yum. Yum. Yum.
[both giggle]
-[screams] Yikes! -[whimpering]
[growls]
[both whimpering]
[knuckles crack]
[gulps]
Hey, Tony, and Tony Jr. It's okay, they're with me.
[both exclaiming]
Oh sorry, Mr. Buscemi, I didn't know it was you.
You are one scary and dangerous man.
Guys, I'm an actor.
Those are just roles I play.
Whatever you say, Mr. Buscemi,
Go right in.
Oh, like, big, beefy dude,
that's totally not how you say Steve's name.
It's Bu-shemi.
-[both growl] -[whimpers]
[Shaggy] Like, look at all that food. [laughs]
And look at all those people.
I hope we're not interrupting a private party, Mr. Buscemi.
Party? Nah. Those are my cousins.
Just an Italian family breakfast.
Ooh!
Yeah, I want to be Italian.
Then Nana will teach you to be Italian, huh?
Try my special garlic olive oil spaghetti sauce, eh?
Okay.
[munching]
Oh, man!
Garlic and olive oil. Count me in.
[Nana] It's my special family recipe.
Like, Scooby-Doo, we are home. [slurps]
I never want to leave.
Mystery Gang, okay.
This is my distant cousin, Nana.
But she's really more like a grandma to everyone.
Any friends of Stevie arefamiglia to me.
Come, eat, dance, and eat and then eat again.
Mangia, because that's how we do it in Italy.
[Scooby-Doo] Oh!
Like, bon appetit, man.
[both slurping]
[both grunting]
[both giggle]
-Huh? -[yelps]
Like, Steve dude, I think it's your evil twin.
Yeah, evil.
No. No, no, no, no. He is the evil one.
He is theassassino,
the criminal, cutthroat, the gangster.
[gulps]
Guys, this is my cousin Paolo.
You know that I'm an actor, right?
That those are just parts I play?
Si, si, acting.
I should have been the actor. Me!
I'm the handsome one.
I should be a big movie star.
You stole my career.
So,cugino Steve,
I hope your career goes down in flames.
Flames I say. Flames!
Is it me or does cousin Paolo seem a little suspicious?
"Down in flames?" I'd say very.
[Nana] This is my favorite photo of my Stevie.
It's from his movie,Nice Guys of Baltimore.
Oh, he played such a good boy.
I don't remember that movie,
and I thought I'd seen all your films.
[hesitatingly] Yeah, that one, um,
yeah, it didn't do so well at the box office.
I think maybe I was too nice.
Is that a thing? Too nice?
Gosh, don't look at me, Mr. Buscemi.
There's no such thing as too nice in my phone book.
You know what I'm saying?
Uh, no, Fred, sorry. I really don't.
[Velma] This is the center of town.
The Fire Monster has been seen here several times.
So, this is what you kids do?
Hide behind fountains and wait for monsters?
Like, pretty much.
But we hide behind all kinds of stuff.
-Haystacks, park benches... -Cars, telephone poles.
-Each other. -Yeah.
We're excellent hiders. Yeah.
I just bet you are, Scooby-Doo.
Oh, this is so exciting.
Look, the Fire Monster of Mount Etna
goes way back in history.
Legend has it, in 1130 AD,
when the Normans ruled the kingdom of Sicily,
the Fire Monster spawned itself
from the lava pits of Mount Etna.
Ever since that day,
it has wandered the lands taking down evildoers
and protecting the good people of Sicily.
But why is it here now?
And so far away from Mount Etna?
It's never appeared in Menfi before.
Gang, Steve,
it looks like we have a real mystery on our hands.
Let's split up so we can watch both side of the street.
Hmm.
See? Park bench and we're hiding.
You bet. We're like practically invisible here.
[both giggle]
-[Shaggy] Awesome, right? -[Scooby-Doo] Mmm-hmm.
[rustling]
[all screaming]
Jeepers! What is it?
Did you see the Fire Monster?
No. So, so, so much worse. Look!
[chittering]
-Hey. -It's a chipmunk.
Chipmunks freak me out.
I mean, those cute little faces, fluffy striped tails,
those sweet little eyes.
I can't take it.
They freak me out!
[gasps] Ow.
Please, a Mr. Buscemi,
I know you're a horrible gangster man, see?
But leave poor little chipmunk alone, huh?
It's the only little chipmunk in the whole town.
He's so cute. Look at the little cheeks.
[kissing] Huh?
Look, I am not a horrible gangster man.
Will somebody get this right? I'm an actor.
Actor!
Those mean guys are just parts I play,
they're not me.
Please don't hurt me with your criminalintenzione.
[yells]
Run, run!
Oh, it's okay.
No criminalintenzione here.
I'm really a nice guy in real life.
[both groan]
There's nothing to be scared of.
[growling]
Clearly I need to stop saying,
"there's nothing to be scared of."
[both yelp]
[Fred] Run!
[growls]
[roars]
[growling]
[yelps]
[bell bongs]
[growls]
[all screaming]
[bell bongs]
[all screaming]
-[bell bongs] -[growls]
[screaming]
-[bell bongs] -[thuds]
[growls]
[roars]
[growls]
[roars]
[yelps]
Well, we should be safe here while we try to map out
where this Fire Monster's gonna strike next.
[man] Steve Buscemi...
[all gasping]
I've been waiting since 1935 for you to come to Menfi.
Wha... I wasn't even born yet in 1935.
Or 1945. Or even 19--
That's not the point.
This is your grandfather's bill.
In 1935, I gave him a boat ticket to America.
He promised he'd pay me back, and he never did.
Okay, pal. If that's the way you want to play it.
[yelps] Don't do it. Don't reach for it.
I know you and your horrible gangster ways.
Hello! Actor! Those are just roles I play.
Okay, I was just reaching for my wallet.
See? Money.
I want to pay you for my granddad's boat ticket.
It's not about the money,mannaggia.
It's about the debt of honor.
I put the Italian curse on you, Steve Buscemi!
You're cursing me? Why?
You are cursed. Cursed!
You will burn. Burn. [spits]
Well, on the bright side, we have another suspect.
Fred has a point.
So far we have the angry old guy
that gave Steve's granddad a boat ticket,
and Steve's angry cousin, Paolo.
Whoa, whoa. No, no. You guys, you got it all wrong.
They're not angry. They're Italian.
That's just how they talk. You know, with passion.
-[sniffing] -Ah!
Wait. Do you smell that?
-Hmm? -Hmm.
[Steve and Scooby-Doo] Smoke.
[sizzling]
[Shaggy giggles]
Like, Scoob, one time it would be so nice
to walk through a big warehouse
that's full of something nice
like, uh, beach balls or flowers. [giggles]
That would be so nice.
Right, bud? [groans]
[whimpers]
[exclaims in surprise]
[all exclaiming in fear]
[chuckles nervously] Like, dudes, is it really hot in here
or is that Fire Monster standing right behind us?
[roars]
[all screaming]
[Daphne] Look! Footprints.
-Olive oil? -Garlic olive oil.
Hey, I found the deed to the warehouse.
Very interesting.
[all yelping] Fire Monster!
Run!
-[Daphne groans] -[loud thud]
[sighs in exasperation]
I totally got this.
[yelps]
Don't worry, Mr. Buscemi, we can help.
[all screaming]
[thuds]
[all whimpering]
Sorry, Mr. Buscemi,
we really let you down in there.
Firefighting is serious business,
and if we're gonna take down a Fire Monster
we need to up our game.
Mystery Gang, I'm going to teach you
how to be firefighters.
Mr. Buscemi, let's do this.
I'm going to train you the way my fire department trained me.
-Ready? -[all] Ready.
[blows whistle]
[squeaking]
I did some more research and found something very strange.
This is a map of the Fire Monster sightings
over the last few weeks.
And this is a map of all the places
Mr. Buscemi has been in the last few weeks.
The Fire Monster and Mr. Buscemi
have been in the same places at the exact same time.
It's like that creepy Fire Monster
is totally following you.
Hmm. And that gives me an idea.
Gang and Mr. Buscemi, it smells like--
-Oh! -trappin' time.
Jinkies! This photo tribute to Mr. Buscemi
is sure to attract the Fire Monster.
I'm actoring. [giggles]
Uh... yeah. Real nice there, Scooby-Doo!
[chuckles] Oh, boy.
[growls]
Zoinks! The Fire Monster!
-[all screaming] -[roars]
[growls]
[Fred] Hey Fire Monster. Over here.
Now you're playing in my sand bucket.
[grunts]
It's working. The monster is heading your way.
[growls]
Ready? Go!
[screeching]
[roars]
Here it comes.
[fire alarm blaring]
When it rains, it pours.
[growls]
It worked. We have the Fire Monster.
[roaring]
[roaring loudly]
We have lost the Fire Monster.
Repeat! The Fire Monster is loose on the streets.
Time to extinguish that Fire Monster.
[screeching]
Oh, no. Look, the tree's on fire!
[chittering]
[whimpering]
[Daphne] That innocent chipmunk is trapped.
Mr. Buscemi. No!
[fire crackling]
Wait. Look.
[whimpering]
Take it, take it! Oh, gross, take it.
Take it away from me. [shudders]
Chipmunks freak me out.
[chittering]
Now let's see who this Fire Monster really is.
[all] Nana?
What? You've got to be kidding me.
Why? It makes no sense.
Actually, it all makes perfect sense.
The first clue was the olive oil footprints
Daphne found in the abandoned warehouse.
It was the same garlic olive oil used
in Nana's family recipe.
And I found that the warehouse was owned
by the Buscemi family.
And the photo of Mr. Buscemi on Nana's table
had a small tear in the corner.
I saw that same tear
in the Nice Guys Of Baltimorephoto in the museum.
Which can only mean
Nana hung her photo on the museum wall.
I love you explaing it all there, Velma,
but that still didn't answer my question.
Why, Nana? Why?
I did it for you, Stevie.
I did it all for you.
I created the Fire Monster
because I am tired of people seeing my Stevie
as a mean villain from his movies.
I wanted them to see him like I see him.
As a hero.
And I would never have gotten away with it, too,
if it weren't for you meddling kids.
So,grazie.
Um, you're welcome?
I only made those fires
because I knew my hero Stevie would put them out.
Sorry about the warehouse.
Eh, I own it. I was going to renovate anyway.
Thanks, guys, I'll be by to bail her out in a few.
My family and I are honored
to have built this new fire station
for the town of Menfi,
and we would like to dedicate it to the heroic first responders
all over the world.
[villagers applauding]
You know, for such a heartless, criminal thief man,
you seem like a very nice person.
That's because I am nice.
It's pretend. I'm just acting.
Oh, never mind.
Yeah, I'm a bad guy. Such a bad, bad man.
Now let's eat. Come on,mangia, everybody before it gets cold.
Mangia!
[people cheering]
Mangia- dooby-doo!
[laughs]
[theme music playing]