1
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[buzzing]

2
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[wheels squeaking]

3
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[wheels squeaking]

4
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[unlocks buckles]

5
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[Shaggy and Scooby gasp]

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Delivery of creepy
old Crazy Karl,

7
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the ventriloquist dummy
to ventriloquist competion...

8
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Check.

9
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Great work, gang.
Let's go get breakfast.

10
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[both whimper]

11
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-All yours.
-Thanks, kids.

12
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Got this under control.
Nothing to be scared about.
It's just a dummy.

13
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Like, Scoob,
I wish he hadn't said that.
He's just asking for it.

14
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Yeah. Poor fella.

15
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[engine starts]

16
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[glass breaking]

17
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[evil laughter]

18
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Wah!

19
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[Crazy Karl]
I've got no strings.
[running footsteps]

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Hello?

21
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-[Crazy Karl] Hello?
-[startled cry]

22
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"Hello" is what you say
when you're
facing the day.

23
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"Goodbye" is what you say
when they carry you away.

24
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[laughing sinisterly]

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-[screaming]
-Come here, new friend.

26
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-[screaming]
-[Crazy Karl laughing evilly]

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[bats screeching]

28
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♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo And Guess Who? ♪

29
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♪ We know you're One in a million ♪

30
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♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

31
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♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪

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♪ To catch and unmask That villain ♪

33
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[Daphne]Jeepers! It's Jeff Dunham and Darci Lynne Farmer!

34
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Oh, ho, ho, Crazy Karl,
he's alive!

35
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It was so scary.

36
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[siren wailing]

37
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Like, dude, that is always
what happens

38
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when anyone says there's
nothing to be scared of.

39
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Humans are silly.

40
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Why are we back here?
This is where we delivered
that creepy dummy.

41
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Yeah, bad idea.

42
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We just wanted to check in
with the man who hired us
to deliver the dummy.

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The creator and promoter
of this charity event,
Mr. Baz Bozzington.

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-What do you want?
-[all shrieking]

45
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Oh, sorry,
it's you mystery solvers.

46
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Heard my name
and I was sure it was
yet another problem.

47
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But, you guys are all right
in my book.

48
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Best puppet-delivery work
I've seen since Japan.

49
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You did your job,

50
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and that's one
less problem for me.

51
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You got a lot more
where that came from.

52
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Problems, that is.
You got a big one.

53
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Jeepers, I can't believe
it's world-famous
ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham,

54
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and rising star ventriloquist,
Darci Lynne Farmer.

55
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Wha-what about me?
I hate being left out.
My name's Petunia. I'm shy.

56
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Oh, right. You're really shy.

57
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I am! Well, except
when I'm singing.

58
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♪ I'm so very shy ♪

59
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♪ I can't tell you why ♪

60
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♪ I'm just so very shy ♪

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♪ Flying high ♪

62
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♪ In the sky ♪

63
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♪ And shy ♪

64
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Can we leave now?

65
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I am not sharing the stage
with some evil possessed dummy.

66
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-Walter.
-Is that what scared
that poor security guard?

67
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No way. Evil-possessed
dummies aren't real.

68
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Well, the legend is
that the Crazy Karl dummy

69
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was once owned by
the most evil ventriloquist
that ever lived...

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-Hmm?
-No, Walter, not me.

71
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Apparently, this guy was
so evil that on his deathbed,

72
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he pushed his dark soul
into the dummy.

73
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And it's been in there
ever since, causing chaos
and mayhem.

74
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But, nobody really
believes that.

75
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-We believe it.
-Yeah, we do. We believe it.

76
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We can't just leave, Walter.

77
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We promised to be judges
at this ventriloquist
competition.

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It's true. Jeff Dunham
and Darci Lynne Farmer have

79
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both graciously donated
their time and ventriloquist
skills as judges

80
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at my charity competition.

81
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I've managed
to assemble great prizes.

82
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A painting of the famous
sad clown of Kalamazoo,

83
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a beloved hat and monocle,

84
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and maybe the strangest dummy
of all times, Crazy Karl.

85
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But, you guys are
well acquainted
with that bloke.

86
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With all your experience,
I'm sure that you know there's
nothing to be afraid of.

87
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-There they go again.
-They never learn.

88
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Wow, Shaggy, that is
some first-rate ventriloquism.

89
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How do you make Scooby talk?
It's really impressive.

90
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Like, I don't
ventriloquilize him.

91
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Yeah, I'm a real talking dog.

92
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Wow, amazing.

93
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He's really good.

94
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[Petunia sighs]

95
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Petunia, what's wrong?

96
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I've been thinking about
that poor security guard.

97
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He looked really scared.

98
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Probably saw a picture
of my wife.

99
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[laughs] Get it?

100
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Yeah, we get it, Walter.

101
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But, something is
definitely going on.

102
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We'd all feel better
if you mystery solving teens
stayed around.

103
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We'd be happy to help.

104
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Oh, I wouldn't want
to be a bother.

105
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We love creepy doll-based
mysteries.

106
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Okay, then.
Let me show you around.

107
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Like, Mr. Scooby-Doo,
let's find the food table.

108
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[giggles]Apres vous.

109
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[both giggling]

110
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Zoinks.

111
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[continues giggling]

112
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Read my lips, Scoob.
Let's chowa-monga.

113
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Words I always understand.

114
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[Crazy Karl]
It's a veritable smorgasbord.

115
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Like, I know, right, Scoob?

116
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It's definitely
a giggle-worthy feast.

117
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I didn't giggle.

118
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Hmm.
But, if you didn't giggle...

119
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[evil laughter]

120
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That's right, kiddies.
I bet you can guess it's true.

121
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I'm the one
who's right behind you.

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[evil laugh]

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Boo!

124
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Ahh! Crazy Karl.

125
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[whimpering]

126
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Naughty, naughty.
It's not nice to play
with your food.

127
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But how about if it plays
with you?

128
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Nice to eat ya.

129
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Oh, I see
someone's been to charm school.

130
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Boo again!

131
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[evil laugh]

132
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So you see, there's plenty
of security precautions and...

133
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[Shaggy and Scooby whimpering]

134
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Crazy dummy Karl.

135
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Crazy Karl attacked us
at the food table,

136
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and we had to throw food
at it and run away.

137
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Wait, Shaggy, what? I have
no idea what Scooby just said.

138
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You were way better
two minutes ago.

139
00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:07,625
Yeah, sorry.
You were much better before.

140
00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,655
Have you tried practicing
in front of a mirror?

141
00:07:09,731 --> 00:07:13,971
Like, dudes, I am not
throwing my voice
into Scooby-Doo.

142
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Crazy dummy!

143
00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,735
[growling]

144
00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,307
[drilling]

145
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I sure hope Scooby-Doo
isn't like that with all
dummies and puppets.

146
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Buried him.

147
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Um, don't worry,
Mr. Bozzington,

148
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we'll dig it up,
and clean it right off.

149
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[groans]

150
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Ha!

151
00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:49,503
-Don't worry, guys.
-Yeah, it's just
a bloodsucking talent agent.

152
00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,570
That's been hounding us
to sign with him.

153
00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,309
Thought you could
escape me, huh?

154
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I will get you both to sign
with me, and you know why?

155
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Because I am willing
to destroy both your careers
to do it.

156
00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,249
That doesn't make
any sense at all.

157
00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,615
It makes perfect sense.

158
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,323
With no careers,
you'll have to sign with me.

159
00:08:05,386 --> 00:08:09,016
You'll see. You'll pay
with your livelihoods.

160
00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,059
[laughs]

161
00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,655
Hmm, well,
he's certainly suspicious.

162
00:08:13,728 --> 00:08:16,698
Come on, everyone.
The ventriloquist competition
is tomorrow.

163
00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:21,764
Let me get you checked in
for the night.

164
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,672
[sign buzzing]

165
00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:29,608
[thunder crashing]

166
00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,876
[groans]

167
00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,584
Thanks. Spared no expense.

168
00:08:32,647 --> 00:08:37,447
Everybody's got
their own rooms.

169
00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,932
[thunder crashing]

170
00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,342
[snoring]

171
00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:54,268
-[evil chuckle]
-Huh?

172
00:08:54,335 --> 00:08:57,865
[grunts inquisitively]

173
00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,068
[teeth chattering]

174
00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,879
Shaggy.

175
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:05,482
-What?
-Crazy dummy.

176
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,916
-Huh?
-Scoob, there's nothing...

177
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,692
Huh, it is gone.

178
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:14,321
[Crazy Karl] Roses are red,
violets are blue,
abracadabra...

179
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:18,688
It's lights out
for you! [laughs]

180
00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,158
[evil laughter]

181
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,998
[both whimpering]

182
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,173
What's the matter?

183
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,132
Scared of the dark?

184
00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:29,741
You know why?

185
00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,043
Because you should be.

186
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,235
I said boo!

187
00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:35,307
[screaming]

188
00:09:35,376 --> 00:09:38,976
[evil laughter]

189
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,596
[both whimpering]

190
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:49,835
[patriotic music playing on TV]

191
00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,229
[both screaming]

192
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,434
[chuckles] Sorry, guys,
couldn't resist.

193
00:09:56,498 --> 00:10:00,928
I have this remote control
for Walter. I love playing
pranks on room service.

194
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,971
Walter really freaks them out.

195
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:07,407
[chuckles] Yeah. The looks
on their faces are a lot
like you two knuckleheads.

196
00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:09,275
-It's not that...
-Creepy dummy.

197
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:10,783
Right next door.

198
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,554
[screaming]

199
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,823
Petunia's gone.
Somebody must've stolen her.

200
00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,882
We have to find her.

201
00:10:22,657 --> 00:10:25,827
Thanks for coming with me,
you guys. I'm really scared.

202
00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,062
Yeah, me too.

203
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,857
I'm like totally scared.

204
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,229
I'm a little nervous, too.

205
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,127
Please. You big chickens.

206
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,969
Nothing scares me.
I've seen it all.

207
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,236
[door creaking]

208
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,314
[all screaming]

209
00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:40,842
See? Didn't scare me one bit.

210
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:45,648
[chuckles] Chickens.
[makes clucking sounds]

211
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:48,853
Just when I thought
this place couldn't get
any creepier.

212
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,215
-Scared now?
-Nope.

213
00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:52,624
Nothing scares me.
Have you seen my wife?

214
00:10:52,687 --> 00:10:54,957
-[sniggers]
-Walter, you're
repeating yourself.

215
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,762
[Walter] Oh. Whatever.

216
00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:02,325
[muffled voice
throwing yells]

217
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,568
The footprints end here.

218
00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:10,335
Oh, Petunia. Thank heavens
you were in there.

219
00:11:10,405 --> 00:11:12,565
Or you would've been
throwing your voice
for nothing.

220
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,880
I know, right? That would've
been embarrassing.

221
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:19,412
Embarrassing? You're not
the one that has been
locked inside a chest.

222
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,780
Petunia, who did this to you?

223
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,148
Was it Walter?

224
00:11:24,219 --> 00:11:27,659
What? Like, Walter
has both motive
and opportunity.

225
00:11:27,722 --> 00:11:30,192
-No, it was us.
-[all screaming]

226
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:34,227
We did it.
My son and I collect dolls.

227
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,834
[grunts] Dolls.

228
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,067
Of course you do.

229
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,031
Oh, he's a cute one.

230
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,040
Maybe the cutest of them all.

231
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,512
He can stay... Forever!

232
00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:48,243
Holy moly.
Okay, now I'm scared.

233
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,938
Son, grab the dummy.

234
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,550
[all] Me?

235
00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:54,282
She means me,
you bunch of dummies.

236
00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:55,518
[grunting]

237
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:58,583
Run, everybody, run!

238
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:09,995
[doors shutting]

239
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,203
[doors shut]

240
00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:14,696
[door opens]

241
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:15,768
[door shuts]

242
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,506
-[doorknob rattling]
-[glass breaking]

243
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:22,142
[water pouring]

244
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,859
[rummaging]

245
00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:30,479
[doors shut]

246
00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:33,151
[doorknob rattling]

247
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,070
[doorknob rattling]

248
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:42,725
[shattering]

249
00:12:42,797 --> 00:12:44,627
Hiding like this
makes me nervous,

250
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:47,068
and when I'm nervous,
I just have to sing.

251
00:12:47,135 --> 00:12:50,735
[Darci] No, Petunia.
This is not the time.

252
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,614
[grunts]

253
00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:57,614
♪ I get so nervous and afraid ♪

254
00:12:57,678 --> 00:13:02,418
♪ And how I wish We could've stayed home ♪

255
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:07,133
♪ Stayed home, stayed ♪

256
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,755
Nice song, little song bird.

257
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,825
[grunting]

258
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,463
Shaggy? Scooby?

259
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:20,930
[all whimpering]

260
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,841
[all screaming]

261
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:23,773
[all] Huh?

262
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,507
[thud]

263
00:13:25,573 --> 00:13:27,973
[sign buzzing]

264
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,341
Where were you guys?

265
00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:30,640
We had to save Petunia.

266
00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:31,681
And now we're running.

267
00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,676
Running? From whom?

268
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:34,617
Them!

269
00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:36,322
-[grunts]
-Grab the dummy.

270
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,383
[all gasp]

271
00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:39,221
Don't let them take me alive.

272
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,186
[tires screeching]

273
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,555
Hurry up, get in.

274
00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:46,133
[both laughing sinisterly]

275
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,163
Hurray!

276
00:13:48,229 --> 00:13:53,229
♪ We've been saved We've been saved We've been saved ♪

277
00:13:53,434 --> 00:13:55,204
Wow, thanks, Mr. Bozzington.

278
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,899
Okay, then.

279
00:13:56,971 --> 00:14:01,971
You know, this mystery is
really starting
to come together.

280
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,847
[Petunia] The ventriloquist
competition's the thing,

281
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,947
wherein we'll catch
the conscience
of the king.

282
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,890
You're going in
for Shakespeare now?

283
00:14:14,956 --> 00:14:17,626
Every good diva should know
a little Shakespeare.

284
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:21,191
Petunia's right. Oh, I can't
believe I just said that.

285
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,201
But, from what I've learned,

286
00:14:23,264 --> 00:14:26,574
the competition is the perfect
place to expose who's really
behind this.

287
00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,474
We're pretty sure it's Walter.

288
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,965
Yeah, Walter.

289
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,337
Wait, you think
I'm the criminal?

290
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:34,076
I'm a dummy, you dummies.

291
00:14:34,142 --> 00:14:36,512
-That's right.
-The perfect cover.

292
00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:38,077
You think
I'm puppeting a puppet,

293
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,705
who's puppeting a puppet?

294
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:42,820
-Exactly.
-The perfect crime.

295
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,123
I got sawdust
between my ears,

296
00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:48,416
but I still have more going on
in here than you two.

297
00:14:48,489 --> 00:14:50,889
-Jig's up, Walter.
-We're taking you in.

298
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,688
Wow, Shaggy,
that's really good.

299
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,030
Now you're getting it.

300
00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:55,855
You guys will make perfect
dummy bait.

301
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:58,600
Like, dudes, we are
trying to tell you!

302
00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:02,296
It's okay, Shaggy.
Some people just don't get me.

303
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,269
[audience clapping]

304
00:15:04,339 --> 00:15:07,369
It gives me great pleasure,
ladies and gentlemen,

305
00:15:07,441 --> 00:15:09,241
to start this charity event,

306
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:13,610
the First Annual Baz Bozzington
Ventriloquist Competition

307
00:15:13,681 --> 00:15:15,581
featuring our esteemed judges,

308
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:18,549
Jeff Dunham
and Darci Lynne Farmer.

309
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:21,619
[audience clapping]

310
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:24,059
First up,
for our esteemed judges is

311
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:27,655
Simone
and her clown friend, Sparky.

312
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:29,958
[audience clapping]

313
00:15:30,031 --> 00:15:32,631
Say Sparky, whatcha been
doing all day, huh?

314
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,770
Oh, just clownin' around.
[laughs]

315
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,906
[audience clapping]

316
00:15:37,972 --> 00:15:40,042
I really like how you've
deconstructed your act

317
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:44,107
with the clown speaking
in your voice and you in his.

318
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:47,348
What?
I was doing it wrong again?

319
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,254
[groaning]

320
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,786
So frustrated!

321
00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:53,222
What is this, vaudeville?

322
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,887
Well, wasn't that great?
All right, next up,

323
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:59,586
Little Sally
and her talking fruit.

324
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:01,960
Say, guys.
Know any good jokes?

325
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,399
-Knock-knock.
-Who's there?

326
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,474
Orange.

327
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,772
Orange who?

328
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,304
Orange ya glad
he didn't say bana?

329
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,539
Wait. I don't get it.

330
00:16:12,606 --> 00:16:13,606
[solo applause]

331
00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:17,814
He's not the only one.

332
00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:19,778
Okay. Let's just move
this along.

333
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:23,617
Um, up next, a man
and his talking monkey.

334
00:16:23,684 --> 00:16:25,854
[applause]

335
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,820
[audience member coughing]

336
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,991
Um... Does your monkey talk?

337
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:38,671
Gee, I don't know.
Do you talk?

338
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:42,572
[screaming, grunting]

339
00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:43,596
Now it's getting good.

340
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,141
[Jeff and Darci] Walter.

341
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:48,605
[man groaning]

342
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,806
Oh no,
this isn't going so well.

343
00:16:50,878 --> 00:16:54,278
Oh boy. Like, man,
I'm really hungry.

344
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,918
Me too.

345
00:16:56,984 --> 00:17:01,984
You monsters! What've you done
to my babies?

346
00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:09,657
I'm okay. No big deal.
[laughs]

347
00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:14,731
[Scooby] Yeah, Mommy,
I like being eaten.
I'm delicious.

348
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,707
No!

349
00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:23,773
There you are.
We've gotta get you two
ready for the trap. Come on!

350
00:17:24,745 --> 00:17:26,745
[evil chuckle]

351
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:29,954
Next up, the comedy stylings
of Shaggy Rogers

352
00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:33,517
and his talking best friend,
Scooby-Doo.

353
00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:36,437
[audience clapping]

354
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,730
[both whimpering]

355
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:46,326
Like, dude, this is so scary.

356
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,800
What do we do, Shaggy?

357
00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:51,238
[audience laughing]

358
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,544
Hey, check out this guy.

359
00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:57,478
Hey, Scoob,
this just might work.
Follow my lead.

360
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,954
Like, Scooby-Doo,
say your name.

361
00:18:01,015 --> 00:18:02,315
-"Your name."
-[audience laughing]

362
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:06,193
No, Scoob, I mean,
say your name, Scooby.

363
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,253
"Your name, Scooby."

364
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,385
Scooby.

365
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,831
Shaggy, say your name.

366
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,396
"Your name Shaggy."

367
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,534
[audience laughing]

368
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,740
Shaggy. Shaggy and Scooby.

369
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,174
Like, dude,
they think we're really funny.

370
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:30,950
Yeah. [chuckles] Maybe
they've never seen
a talking dog before.

371
00:18:31,011 --> 00:18:32,281
[Crazy Karl]
And they never will again.

372
00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:35,046
Because your act is over
before it began!

373
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:39,816
[evil laugh] It's curtains
for you. Final curtains.

374
00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:42,137
[both grunting]

375
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:51,143
[both Shaggy
and Scooby groaning]

376
00:18:51,399 --> 00:18:53,369
Oh, wonderful, he's so good.
Oh, he's so hysterical.

377
00:18:53,434 --> 00:18:56,804
Evil dummy. Evil dummy.
Evil dummy.

378
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,770
[punching]

379
00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:00,509
That guy's so good.

380
00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:03,205
Wow, Shaggy, you can throw
your voice while running.

381
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,436
That's amazing.

382
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,481
Seriously?

383
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,245
I don't like dummies.

384
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,775
[sinister mocking]

385
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:10,750
It's working.

386
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:14,248
-Now, kid.
-Now.

387
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,391
[audience gasping]

388
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,456
Let's finish this.

389
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,596
[grunts]

390
00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:26,303
Help. Help! I've been framed.
I have an alibi. I'm too young
for the wood pile.

391
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,096
We did it.

392
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:32,340
Now let's see who's really
behind this evil, possessed
ventriloquist dummy.

393
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,736
-[audience gasp]
-[all] Baz Bozzington!

394
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,078
[audience applauding]

395
00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:37,213
[man] That guy's so good.

396
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,447
But why?

397
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,522
It's all quite simple, really.

398
00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:44,921
It all started making sense
when I saw Jeff Dunham's
remote control for Walter.

399
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:47,115
So, I hacked
into a cell phone tower

400
00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:49,988
and found two remote control
signals operating.

401
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:52,027
-Someone was controlling
Crazy Karl.
-[beeping]

402
00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:56,233
I did a little research on Baz
after he mentioned having
worked in Japan,

403
00:19:56,297 --> 00:19:59,497
and found him as part
of a famous Bunraku
puppet troupe.

404
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:03,397
He did it all. He puppeted
the Crazy Karl dummy
via remote,

405
00:20:03,471 --> 00:20:06,041
as well as puppeting it
right in front of our eyes

406
00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:08,537
while wearing his all-black
kuroko clothing.

407
00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:11,210
He couldn't let that old lady
and her son at the motel

408
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,979
get their hands on either
Walter or Petunia.

409
00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:16,678
He desperately needed
the competition to continue.

410
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:20,191
And we would've paid
good money for those dummies.

411
00:20:20,254 --> 00:20:25,254
You see, we're starting
our very own doll museum.

412
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,633
Dollies.

413
00:20:27,695 --> 00:20:30,325
-[audience laughing]
-Wow. I'd love to sign
the both of you

414
00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:34,998
for a great new reality
TV show about doll collecting.

415
00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,639
I love ventriloquism.

416
00:20:36,704 --> 00:20:38,874
You see, I've always wanted
to be in a competion,

417
00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:40,769
but could never make the cut.

418
00:20:40,841 --> 00:20:43,211
So I created
my own competion.

419
00:20:43,277 --> 00:20:45,177
And I knew
that if I could impress

420
00:20:45,246 --> 00:20:47,916
the likes of Jeff Dunham
and Darci Lynne Farmer,

421
00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:51,352
I'd prove to the world
I did have what it takes.

422
00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:54,259
Oh, and I would have gotten
away with it, too,

423
00:20:54,322 --> 00:20:57,122
if it weren't for you
meddling kids.

424
00:20:57,191 --> 00:20:59,031
But, you did get away with it.

425
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:00,563
Your ability to throw
your voice

426
00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:03,898
during this entire crazy
mystery was really impressive.

427
00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:06,804
-Yeah, we both loved your act.
-I didn't.

428
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:10,397
-What? Me?
-You deserve this trophy.

429
00:21:10,471 --> 00:21:15,411
Oh. This...
This is the happiest day
of my life.

430
00:21:15,476 --> 00:21:17,306
-Gimme that, it's mine.
-[audience clapping]

431
00:21:17,378 --> 00:21:21,148
You like me. You really,
really like me.

432
00:21:21,215 --> 00:21:22,675
Take 'em away, boys.

433
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,749
[Baz] Oh, no.

434
00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:26,688
I love a happy ending.

435
00:21:26,754 --> 00:21:30,694
And Shaggy,
you get second place for
making Scooby talk like that.

436
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:34,198
You do know
that Scooby-Doo
is a real talking dog?

437
00:21:34,261 --> 00:21:38,371
I am.
I really am a talking dog.
A real talking dog.

438
00:21:38,432 --> 00:21:41,302
[Darci's voice]
I like talking. Ruh-roh.

439
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:44,709
-Ruh-roh.
I'm a talking dog.
-[audience laughing]

440
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,441
[audience laughing]

441
00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:48,877
[Jeff's voice]
Oh, look at me.
I'm a real talking dog.

442
00:21:48,943 --> 00:21:53,813
I love Scooby snack,
Scooby Scooby snacks,
yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

443
00:21:53,881 --> 00:21:56,881
♪ Scooby-Dooby doo-oo ♪

444
00:21:56,950 --> 00:22:01,220
Can we leave now?

445
00:22:01,288 --> 00:22:04,018
[theme music playing]