(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Careful.
I couldn't help but notice
you guys were performing some gene modification.
Monsieur deGrasse Tyson.
Would you consider doing the honors?
I thought you'd never ask.
Wasting everyone's precious time.
Knocking out a gene or two sounds like fun.
These tardigrades, A.K.A. water bears
are some of the most fascinating, resilient creatures on Earth.
They're almost indestructible.
Could you imagine what they'd be capable of if they were bigger?
Think about it. Giant water bears.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Neil, do you have time to help me with these calculations?
Of course, Aiko.
(SCOFFS) Wasting everyone's precious time.
(WHIRRING)
Sacrebleu.
It's growing!
-(BOTH EXCLAIMING) -(GROWLING)
AUTOMATED VOICE:Container breach.
-(RUMBLING) -(SCREAMING)
(RUMBLING)
(BEEPING)
(CRACKLING)
(EXPLODING)
(ROARING)
(BATS CHIRPING)
♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo and Guess Who?
♪ We know you're one in a million
♪ Scooby-Doo
♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo
♪ To catch and unmask that villain ♪
VELMA: Jinkies!
It's Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson.
(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY WHIMPERING)
I'm so happy you guys could join me today
for this ship's maiden flight.
Well, when Bill Nye, my favorite science advocate
invites you on the first flight
of his new experimental space voyager,
how can you say, no?
I wish I knew where we were going.
Bill wants it to be a surprise.
But I've got my suspicions.
That's our Velma.
Always feeling the gravitational pull of a mystery.
Wherever we are.
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
Like, man, why do we have to go to deep space
to hang out with Bill Nye?
I don't wanna go. (GROANS)
Wait a minute.
Are those space snacks?
(BOTH EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
Like, count me in.
Looks like we've only got slight 15-mile-an-hour easterly limbs.
I'd say we're good to go, Bill.
All right, Velma.
Three, two, one.
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
(ENGINE DECELERATING)
Maybe you just forgot to put gas in it.
Uh-huh. I got this. Hang on.
(ENGINE ROARING)
(ENGINE ACCELERATING)
(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
I don't think my stomach
is gonna make the lift-off into orbit.
(EXCLAIMS)
(ENGINE ROARING)
(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)
FRED: Look!
ALL: The Multinational Space Station.
(WHIRRING)
Strange. Where is everybody?
I'm getting a bad feeling.
Whatever happened here must have been really horrible,
really dangerous, or really, really scary.
I'm thinking like, all of the above.
Everyone, keep a look out.
We don't know what we might run into.
-Look out! -Monster.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
I'm sorry. It was just a duffle pack.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Silly duffle. D'oh!
I got you, Scoob.
(YELLING)
(SNARLING)
Uh, Bill? Question.
Like, what's the boiling point of, say, peanut butter?
Huh... I don't know.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
It depends on if you're above or below sea level.
Altitude has a direct effect on the relative strength
of the four inner molecular forces
that determine any given boiling point.
Oh?
(SUCCESSIVE BANGING)
-Wait. -(SUCCESSIVE BANGING)
Listen. That's not just banging.
It's Morse code.
Lockdown, override.
Password, X57, underscore, V, hashtag, Q.
(WHIRRING)
-Neil? -Bill.
-What are you doing up here? -I can't believe it.
ALL: It's Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson.
-Together? -In space.
Science gurus and advocates
for all things scientific.
One time at Teen Space Program,
I pretended my last name was deGrasse Tyson.
Ah, you must be the Velma who Bill is always talking about.
So, what happened here, Neil?
One minute, we're fine,
and the next minute, a monster tardigrade is attacking.
Here. Look.
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
(GROWLING)
(WHIMPERING)
Normally, I'd be skeptical.
But it seemed so real.
(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
Very real and very scary.
-Uh-huh? -Zoinks.
The monster got somebody.
Poor Jacques-Pierre and Pierre-Jacques.
Wait. What?
Their names were Jacques-Pierre and Pierre-Jacques?
What are the odds of that?
Thirty-one million seven hundred fifty-two nine hundred thirteen to one.
I'm more interested in the odds of us
having a real monster on our hands.
Where's Olga? Everyone's here but...
Olga.
(OVER PA SYSTEM) Olga!
Can you hear me?
Olga, please respond.
(SNARLING)
I guess we can assume the monster got Olga too.
ALL: Assume nothing.
Listen, gang.
We need to make sure that everyone is accounted for.
We've got to find Olga.
While you do that, I'll stay here in the lab.
I should be able to replicate
and verify the French astronauts' results
and isolated the variables
that created the alleged monster.
Ooh, she's good.
-Told ya. -I could use a lab assistant.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
We'll stay.
Anywhere we can be away from some space monster.
I hate space monsters.
I was thinking Aiko.
(EXCLAIMS SADLY)
(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
Hey, quit messing around, you two.
We've got a monster on the loose, you know?
Like how could we forget?
(EXCLAIMING IN GRIEF)
I've got goosebumps
just seeing all the research going on up here.
Here we study everything,
from life-saving medicine to off-world settlements.
You mean like living on other planets?
Oh, yeah.
Our long term goal
is to have our first manned mission to Mars by 2033.
That means the astronauts who will be taking that ride,
are kids out there in middle school.
Right now, you.
(EXCLAIMS)
Shaggy, look!
I don't see anything, buddy.
Shaggy?
Shaggy? (YELLING)
(PANTING)
Oh!
(SHAGGY CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
The space buffet is open.
(SHAGGY CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
Oh! Yum.
(SHAGGY CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
Cosmic clam chowder?
Galactic goulash.
(CHUCKLING)
(CHOMPS)
Hey, Scoob. Go deep!
(CHOMPS)
(BELCHES)
(CHOMPS)
(CHOMPING)
(BELCHES)
(SCREECHING)
(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
Zoinks!
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
(BOTH YELLING)
(SNARLING)
(EXCLAIMS QUIZZICALLY)
(SNARLING)
(GULPS)
(GROWLING)
(BOTH YELLING)
(GROWLING)
Huh?
Let's hide in the escape pod.
"To escape, press this button."
Man, what are you doing?
Like we're supposed to be in the escape pod when it launches.
Sorry.
(GROWLING)
Yikes!
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
(GROWLING)
(TEETH CHATTERING)
Huh?
Dude, he's gone.
Where'd he go?
Shaggy, Scooby.
-Hey. -Like, dudes,
Scooby and I scared the monster away.
(CHUCKLING) I'm pretty sure.
Look. It left this behind.
Impressive. Where did you train?
Teen Space Program.
I had the pleasure of performing an alien autopsy.
On a simulator.
I am a planetary volcanologist.
I know rocks and gases.
About these poochy creatures, I know nothing.
The water bear is amazing.
They can survive extreme conditions,
including astrophysical events such as supernovae.
(EXPLODING)
Gamma ray bursts.
(EXPLODING)
Or large meteorite impacts.
(THUDS)
Extreme cold and temperature up to 300 degrees.
(TEETH CHATTERING)
(ROARING)
(CRACKLING)
That's the sixth time you ran the experiment and found nothing wrong.
Hmm.
Let's take a closer look at Jacques-Pierre and Pierre-Jacques' notebook.
No sign of Olga anywhere.
Maybe the monster did get her.
So we should probably go home, right?
How about we modify this to find it?
We can use the piece of monster that Daphne found
to target its unique molecular scent.
Kind of like a monster tracker?
Exactly.
Science has got it going on.
(BEEPING)
Let me drive.
(SCOOBY CHUCKLING)
(SNARLING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(WHIMPERING)
FRED: Where'd it go?
(BEEPING)
Must be in there.
Let's check it out.
-Olga? -(OLGA EXCLAIMS)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
-SHAGGY: Like she's the monster? -Who you calling monster?
I just try to find quiet place to work.
So you haven't seen a monster?
I don't know what you talk about.
Then why'd the tracker lead us here?
This is turning into a mystery inside of a mystery.
(BEEPING)
Something's moving in the ventilation shafts.
Something big.
Looks like we're gonna need some bait to go in there
and flush that monster out once and for all.
Huh?
Not us again.
I knew it'd be them.
I gave it a probability of 95.956 percent.
Hmm, I had it more around 96.254 percent.
(BOTH GULP)
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
NEIL: (OVER RADIO)You're doing great.
It's important not to panic.
Did you know that in space you can cry
but your tears don't fall?
They float.
BOTH: Huh?
BILL: Did you know that the closer you are to the center of the Earth,
the slower time goes for you,
uh, relative to those of us up here in orbit.
Keep moving. Straight ahead.
(WHIMPERING)
Shaggy.
There's something in here with me.
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
-Zoinks! -(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
I got you, Scoob.
-(POPS) -Help!
FRED: What's going on up there?
False alarm.
Like, it was just Scooby's tail.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(SNARLING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
(BEEPING)
(GROWLING)
(WHIMPERING)
(GROWLING)
We sure showed him!
Yeah. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Shaggy.
(SHAGGY EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
Open! Open!
DAPHNE: (OVER PA SYSTEM)Don't worry, Shaggy and Scooby.
We're coming to get you.
NEIL: It's important not to panic.
Panicking is the worst thing to do.
Did you know that in space
not only can no one hear you scream,
they can't hear you explode, either.
Like, not helping, Neil.
Sorry. I have uncontained thought energy.
Just give me your hand.
(WHIMPERING)
Like, we're not letting go for anything.
Huh?
Scooby Snacks.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
The science of Scooby Snacks.
Let's pick up the pace.
We may have company waiting for us.
Bill, you need to see this.
Hold on. I'm about to open the airlock.
(SNARLING)
-(GROWLING) -(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Nice work.
I owe you one.
(VELMA SCREAMS)
(ROARING)
Mr. Nye!
We've gotta get this door open.
(PANTING)
That was big.
-Are you hurt? -No.
But it took my keys.
And it took important research.
At least we know what the monster is after.
And we know where it's going.
Gentlemen of science,
I hereby declare it to be trappin' time.
BILL: Add one part kinetic energy,
two parts angular momentum,
a dash of rotational dynamics, then stir it up.
And serve with a generous dose of string theory.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING SMUGLY)
FRED: This is great.
But, like what is it?
It's based on an enneract,
which is a nine dimensional polytope.
Oh, pretty.
Science is a beautiful thing.
(SNARLING)
(SCREECHING)
(THUMPING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(BEEPING)
Hey!
(GRUNTING)
(THUMPING)
(WHOOSHING)
(BEEPING)
(GRUNTS)
Good riddance.
No. We can't let that happen.
We have to go after it.
We have to save it!
Like, dude, who put her in charge?
Like, we can't start the ship.
The monster still has Bill's keys.
NEIL: No problem.
VELMA: You said it, Neil.
We can hardwire the manual override on Bill's ship.
That's it.
Set a course to intercept.
(BEEPING)
The monster is on a bearing of 037 mark 270.
(ENGINE ROARING)
If it reaches Earth's atmosphere, it'll burn up on re-entry.
(ENGINE ROARING)
(CLICKING)
We have the monster!
(WHIRRING)
Take us on home, Bill.
(BEEPING)
We're coming in too fast. She's burning up.
This is it, Scooby-Doo.
We're going to that great big barbeque in the sky.
Hold on. I gotta slow us down.
Pretty obvious, science dude!
(FIRE CRACKLING)
Hold on.
(ALL SCREAMING)
-(DAPHNE SIGHS IN RELIEF) -Wow. (CHUCKLES)
That was some fancy flying.
Well, when you apply to the space program
as many times as I have, you learn a thing or two.
(BEEPING)
Oh, no.
The front landing skid is out.
It must have melted in re-entry.
(BEEPING)
We'll have to do a belly landing.
Jeepers, isn't that dangerous?
Without an extra set of wheels, yes.
An extra set of wheels? I've got this.
Steve Urkel fixed me up with a remote control for the mystery machine.
(BEEPS)
(ENGINE REVVING)
After he blew it up the first time.
BOTH: Steven Quincy Urkel?
You know that dude?
Yes, we're familiar with him.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(BEEPING)
(SCREECHING)
(BOTH CRYING)
(ENGINE ROARING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(ALL CHEERING)
SHAGGY: Yes! Oh, man.
Now, let's see who this water bear monster really is.
ALL: Jacques-Pierre and Pierre-Jacques?
You're men of science. How could you?
And why did you?
To smuggle out this.
In their research on the tardigrade,
they discovered solar-resistant genetic material
that would create the ultimate sunblock.
And with serious climate change coming, they'd make a fortune.
They needed to steal it in order to control it.
They faked their deaths by inventing the monster
out of empty food packets.
And all we had to do
was get off this space station with the test formula.
No one would be the wiser.
We calculated for everything.
Except Neil activating the lockdown
preventing your getaway.
Space holds almost too many possibilities to calculate.
Hey, did you know there may be planets out there
made of diamonds?
Did you know that one million Earths could fit inside the sun?
So cool.
Then Scooby accidentally released the escape pod foiling you again.
That left Bill's spacecraft as your only way home.
Sacrebleu.
A key on a spaceship? Who does this?
I'm old-school. Keys are cool.
In stealing the keys, Jacques-Pierre hurt his ankle
which gave us time to set the trap and thwart their return to Earth,
where they would have sold the formula to the highest bidder.
And we would have gotten away with it, too,
if it weren't for you meddling kids and science know-it-alls,
Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye.
SHAGGY: Wait a minute. Are those space snacks?
That's just my way of saying thank you.
My favorite. Lunar linguine.
SCOOBY: Cosmic corn dogs.
Hey. That sounds pretty good.
Think you got any meteorite meatloaf?
I've been meaning to ask.
Bill, what compelled you to build your own space voyager, anyway?
I applied to be an astronaut every two years.
I just never made the cut.
But I also never let go of the dream.
And I couldn't pass the eye exam.
Looks to me like you passed it now.
Oh, yeah.
The universe works in mysterious ways.
Say, did you know that if you fall feet-first
into a black hole, you'll spagghettify?
BILL: Did you know neutron stars can spin
at 600 rotations per second?
Now, that's fast.
NEIL: Did you know that if you found a bath tub big enough,
Saturn would float?
That is so cool.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)