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[mystical music playing]

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-[owl hooting]
-[thunderclap]

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[engine whirring]

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[bats screeching]

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[thunderclap]

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Hey Freddie,

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turn right here.
[chuckles]

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And then like a quick left
at the fork.

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Get it? Fork! [laughs]

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[spooky music playing]

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[Shaggy] So exciting.

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Um, are you guys feeling okay?

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Daphne's right.

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This is a very dark
and lonely road,

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and you're happy?

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[both laughing]

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Aren't you scared?

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Like, nope!

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Uh... a little hungry maybe.

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Yeah, Scoob.

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I'm hungry, too.
Paw me, Bud.

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[both laughing]

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All right, that's it.

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What is going on, you two?

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Nothing is scaring you today?

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[both] Nope!

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Uh-uh.

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Aw, man.

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It was gonna be a surprise.

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A delicious surprise!

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You said it, Scoobs!

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We've been promised
a huge, delicious feast

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by our good friend.

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And we're all invited.
[giggles]

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[dramatic music plays]

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We're here. We're here.

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[laughs] Come on.

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[excitedly] I can't wait.

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[sinister music plays]

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[growling in distance]

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-Hey!
-[all exclaiming]

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Did you guys hear something?

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Like it's probably
just our friend.

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[laughs nervously]

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Right, Scoob?

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[nervously] I hope so.

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-[growling continues]
-[scared gasp]

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Are you sure?

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Maybe. No.

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[both] Hopefully.

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-[menacing growls]
-[rustling]

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[roaring]

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[opening theme music playing]

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[bats screeching]

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♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo
And Guess Who? ♪

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♪ We know you're
One in a million ♪

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♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

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♪ We can count on you,
Scooby-Doo ♪

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♪ To catch and unmask
That villain ♪

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[Shaggy] Zoinks!
It's Alton Brown!

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-[roaring]
-[gang screaming]

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Run!

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[screaming]

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[gang screaming]

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[growling]

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-[gang whimpering]
-[growling]

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[gang screaming]

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We're trapped!

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[growling]

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-[thuds]
-[groans]

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-[thuds]
-[grunts]

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[lightning and thundering]

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Like, what was that?

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What just happened?

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Jinkies!

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Liquid Nitrogen!

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But, who could have done it?

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[mysterious music plays]

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I did.

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[Velma] Jinkies, it's...

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[gang] Famous chef, writer
and TV personality Alton Brown!

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Like, Alton Dude,
these are our friends.

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Velma, Daphne and Fred.

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[laughs]

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Well, it's a pleasure to meet

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Shag and Scoob's
closest friends.

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Boy, are you all
in for a treat.

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Oh, yum, yum, yum, yum...

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We can't wait.

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[slobbering]

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-[chuckles]
-[both] Wah!

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[chomping]

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So, Mr. Brown,

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how do you know
Shaggy and Scooby?

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Well, actually for years now,

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I've had the joy of these
two beautiful knuckleheads
helping me out.

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[both] We're knuckleheads.
[laughs]

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Yes, you are.

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Uh, you see, Daphne,

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they're amazing at getting rid
of any leftover dishes

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from my cooking shows.

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They're like my taste
testers/garbage disposals.

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Like you know it.

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You make it, we eat it.

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[Fred] So, Mr. Brown,

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what was that thing outside?

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Well, Fred, I have a theory...

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This castle is actually part of
my family heritage.

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It once belonged to
my ancestor,

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Dr. Cornelius Frankenfooder!

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-[thunderclap]
-[spooky music plays]

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[exclaiming in horror]

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Frankenfooder?

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And, that thunderstorm is not
helping me get cell reception.

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I can't look up any information
on Dr. Frankenfooder.

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Well, luckily for you,
there's me.

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[chuckles] I'm a veritable
real life encyclopedia

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of my family history.

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Encyclo who?

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An encyclopedia.

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It's kind of like a...

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Just look it up
on the internet.

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[mysterious music plays]

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[Alton]
This is my ancestor,
Dr. Frankenfooder.

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-[lightning and thundering]
-[eerie music playing]

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[whimpering fearfully]

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He loved food,

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and he was a chef,
just like me.

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But, he was also a scientist.

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A mad scientist?

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It was his greatest dream,

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to give life to food.

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And, his life work
came to fruition

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the day he created

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a living, breathing man,

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made entirely of
fruits and vegetables!

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Genius!

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But, the local villagers
were terrified of the food man.

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[horrified screaming]

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And revolted!

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They destroyed everything...

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Everything...

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And burned this castle
to the ground.

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[both whimpering fearfully]

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They rebuilt the place,
of course. [chomps]

146
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But... Some say, the food man,

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or rather,
the Frankenfooder Monster...

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-[thunderclap]
-[whimpering]

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...haunts the castle
to this day.

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Well, gang,

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it looks like we have
a real mystery on our hands.

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You bet it does, Fred.

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That's why I asked you teenage
mystery solvers here

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to help me solve it.

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[nervously] But, but...
What about the feast?

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-Well--
-[thunderclap]

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[all screaming]

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[in foreign accent] Stop!

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You are trespassing here.

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Are you after
the treasure, too?

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Treasure?

162
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There must be
some misunderstanding.

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Oh, don't play innocent
with me.

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There is a famous legend
of gold

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being hidden somewhere
in this castle.

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Gold!

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And I'm going to find it.

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Me!

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Mayor Goldgraber.

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And I hope that
the Frankenfooder Monster--

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-[lightning and thundering]
-[both whimpering]

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...destroys anyone
who isn't me...

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Namely you.

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[laughing maniacally]

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What do you know about
a food man monster,
Mayor Goldgraber?

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[mumbling] Know about...
A what?

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The food man monster?

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You just mentioned him.

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I don't know
what you're talking about.

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[chuckling]
I say lots of stuff.

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But, I do know this.

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You're doomed.

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Doomed!

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-[lightning and thundering]
-[door slams]

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So suspicious.

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-[lightning and thundering]
-[all exclaiming in fear]

187
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[dramatic music plays]

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Relax, gang.

189
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It's just my TV producer,
Jeanie Jeanington.

190
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I've been looking for you
all over, Alton.

191
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I never know what she wants.

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But, what a great name,
though, right?

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I just need to know
if you're okay
with the ingredients

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for your next cooking show.

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I flew all the way to Germany
to get an answer.

196
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You could have just called.

197
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It went straight
to voicemail...

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There's no cell reception
or wifi here.

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Tell me about it, sister.

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Alton,
if you just approve this,

201
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I can fly back home.

202
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Then the show
can finally get cancelled,

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and I can retire in peace.

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[laughs] Retire?

205
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That's hilarious.
All right. Come on.

206
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I... I guess
I better have a look at this.

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Hey, I'll catch you guys later.

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Must be some information

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we can find out about
this Frankenfooder Monster.

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-[thunderclap]
-[whimpering]

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Okay, let's split up
and look for clues.

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Velma and Daphne with me.

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Shaggy, Scooby,
check out the basement...

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Not the basement!

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[both whimpering]

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00:08:03,117 --> 00:08:06,917
-[door knob clicks]
-[door hinges creak]

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00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:07,847
[exclaims]

218
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It's the basement.

219
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I don't like basements.

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[multiple ghostly laughter]

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[door slams]

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Dude.

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[whimpers]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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-[grunts]
-[groans]

226
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Guys, we're supposed
to split up and look for clues.

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Like, we know, dude.

228
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Can't we split up
and stay together?

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[soft growling]

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[gasps fearfully]

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[growling intensity increasing]

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[both] It's the monster.

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[both whimpering]

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[tense music plays]

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[growling menacingly]

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00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:06,210
[both screaming]

237
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,869
[low growl]

238
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[growling]

239
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[whimpering]

240
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[growling]

241
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Shaggy. Shaggy.

242
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I can't see.

243
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Scoob, I'm right here, buddy.

244
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[Scooby] Huh?

245
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:41,881
Shaggy, you feel funny.

246
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Oh, that's why.

247
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[roars]

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-[both whimpering]
-[growls]

249
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,163
Huh? Hmm.

250
00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:52,725
[growling]

251
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[both whimpering]

252
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,240
[growling]

253
00:10:03,304 --> 00:10:05,214
Welcome. Welcome. Hi.

254
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:09,282
Welcome. Welcome.
Iron maiden for one?

255
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,313
Right this way, sir!

256
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[monster] Huh?

257
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,217
[both giggling]

258
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:19,792
[growling]

259
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,493
[growling]

260
00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,085
[suspenseful music plays]

261
00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:24,017
[Scooby whimpering]

262
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,761
[all] Huh?

263
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,397
[gang groan]

264
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,462
-[Alton] Help!
-[gang] Huh?

265
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[yells] It's the food monster!

266
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He's got me cornered in here!

267
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-Hel... [screams]
-Mr. Brown. Come on!

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[monster growling]

269
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:40,743
[Alton grunting]

270
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:41,907
Alton!

271
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,605
[roaring]

272
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:47,108
[whimpering]

273
00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:51,321
[gang] Alton! No!

274
00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,985
[dramatic music plays]

275
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:58,554
[Velma] Jinkies. They're gone!

276
00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:03,803
[mysterious music plays]

277
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,804
[sniffing]

278
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:05,725
What is it, Scoob?

279
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:06,729
Smell something?

280
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,300
Yeah! Smells good!

281
00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:09,599
[sniffing]

282
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,439
Ah...

283
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,614
Like, I smell it too, Scoob.

284
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,642
This way!

285
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,207
[sniffing]

286
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,471
[both exclaiming]

287
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,100
Hmm.

288
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,032
[both] Alton?

289
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:36,996
Alton!

290
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,504
You're okay.

291
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:42,597
[chuckles] Never more alive
than I am in the kitchen.

292
00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,470
You know, because,
I love to cook.

293
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,838
Especially when I'm nervous.

294
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,366
Helps calm me.

295
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:50,281
[blender whirring]

296
00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:51,384
Like Alton, dude,

297
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:53,275
that works the same way for us.

298
00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:55,847
We feel much better
when you're cooking.

299
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:56,846
[laughs]

300
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,887
Yeah, a whole lot better.

301
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,022
[laughs]

302
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:00,947
But, the monster...

303
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,261
We saw it attack you.

304
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,432
Oh. You know you certainly did.

305
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,931
And thank you
for distracting him

306
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,003
just long enough for me
to escape his clutches.

307
00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:10,802
Hey, let me cook you up
a post-chase snack, yeah?

308
00:12:10,865 --> 00:12:14,465
-Who's hungry?
-[both] We are!

309
00:12:14,535 --> 00:12:15,395
[loud thud]

310
00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:17,139
[screams] What was that?

311
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,674
It came from the food pantry.

312
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,469
Monster.

313
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,311
Monster! Monster!

314
00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:23,376
Fruit monster!

315
00:12:23,444 --> 00:12:27,214
[screaming]

316
00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:28,451
[thud in distance]

317
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,075
[confused] Okay.

318
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,690
Uh... That was odd.

319
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,952
Look! A secret cabinet.

320
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:37,360
Very exciting.

321
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,364
It's Dr. Frankenfooder's diary.

322
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,486
[thunderclap]

323
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,301
[spooky music plays]

324
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,232
Alton! Stop saying that dude.

325
00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:48,199
Give it a read, Daphne.

326
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,298
"Dear diary,

327
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,869
very exciting times.

328
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,708
I am working to bring
food to life.

329
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,673
Day 72."

330
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:55,841
Okay.

331
00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:58,110
"Great success,
I've made carrots walk.

332
00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,308
Carrots!

333
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,279
Day 79.

334
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,647
Tragedy has struck.

335
00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,445
The carrots walked into
the horse stables

336
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:04,817
and were eaten.

337
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,215
It's a terrible set back
but, I will not give up.

338
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,287
Day 112.

339
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,285
I've done it.

340
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,516
It's alive.

341
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,761
The food man
has been given life.

342
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,126
Day 142.

343
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,834
My monster has gained sentience

344
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,956
and is scaring the townsfolk.

345
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:18,931
Peasants are threatening

346
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,270
to burn my castle
to the ground,

347
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:21,604
but I can't let him go.

348
00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:24,409
He is my greatest creation
of all time.

349
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,641
Day 168.

350
00:13:25,706 --> 00:13:27,636
My monster
has become quite smart,

351
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,738
and is demanding
a Mrs. Foodman.

352
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,680
I knew that
giving my monster a wife

353
00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,376
would lead to bigger problems.

354
00:13:33,447 --> 00:13:35,377
They'll eventually want
food children,

355
00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:38,950
and all of a sudden
it's going to get very busy
around thanksgiving."

356
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,489
That's weirdly specific.

357
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,894
That's it. I've got it.

358
00:13:42,957 --> 00:13:45,227
I know how to stop the monster.

359
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,662
[gang] You do?

360
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,756
Yes.

361
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,998
We have to finish
my ancestor's experiment,

362
00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:52,004
and give the food monster
a wife.

363
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:55,966
We must create
a Mrs. Frankenfooder Monster.

364
00:13:56,037 --> 00:14:00,007
-[lightning and thundering]
-[howling]

365
00:14:00,074 --> 00:14:02,184
Well, at least,
it'll be the perfect way

366
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,412
to trap the monster.

367
00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:05,277
Now, you're talking
my language.

368
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,745
To the laboratory.

369
00:14:06,814 --> 00:14:10,654
[gang] To the laboratory.

370
00:14:10,718 --> 00:14:15,458
[dramatic music plays]

371
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,392
Eighteen zucchinis.

372
00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:20,289
-Nose.
-[Daphne] Parsnips.

373
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,460
-Hair.
-[Fred] Asparagus...

374
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,498
Shaved.

375
00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:25,033
And my mystery ingredient...

376
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:25,998
Salt.

377
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,136
[all] Salt?

378
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,001
Yeah, I put salt
in almost everything.

379
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:32,340
Because,
everything needs a little salt.

380
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:33,406
[switch clicking]

381
00:14:33,474 --> 00:14:36,014
[electricity crackling]

382
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,926
[tense music plays]

383
00:14:47,488 --> 00:14:49,258
Voila!

384
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,593
[whirring]

385
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:56,860
[Alton] The bride
of Frankenfooder.

386
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:59,131
It's moving man. It's... It's--

387
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,839
Alive!

388
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:05,611
-[thunderclap]
-[howling]

389
00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:07,473
But I was already alive.

390
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,111
Don't ruin it for me, Scooby.

391
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,376
Oh... My bad.

392
00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:11,784
It's fine.

393
00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:13,106
Look, time to trick the monster

394
00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:15,081
into thinking
Scooby is his wife...

395
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:19,949
with a little smoke
and mirrors.

396
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,331
This liquid nitrogen
should cover things.

397
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,243
Go Scooby. Sell it.

398
00:15:31,966 --> 00:15:36,096
[mimicking monster sounds]

399
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,539
Here I am.

400
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,374
All alone.

401
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,109
Wish I had a friend.

402
00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:44,875
Like a Mr. Frankenfooder
Monster friend.

403
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,775
-[monster growling]
-[yelps]

404
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,318
Oh!

405
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,345
[growling]

406
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,490
Oh, hi.

407
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,585
Do you want to be my friend?

408
00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:57,517
[giggles coyly]

409
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:59,061
[growls softly]

410
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,695
[chuckles happily]

411
00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:05,362
-[screaming]
-[growling]

412
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,010
[dramatic gasp]

413
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,482
[low growl]

414
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,452
[yelps]

415
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:19,912
[giggles nervously]

416
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,649
Huh?

417
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,124
[growls angrily]

418
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,233
[roars]

419
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,162
[all] Alton! No!

420
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,334
[growling angrily]

421
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,434
[clattering]

422
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,725
Remember the plan, Scoob.

423
00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:38,927
Get him on the gurney.

424
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,138
[grunts]

425
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,573
[thuds]

426
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,510
[yelps]

427
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,214
[thuds]

428
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,307
[low growl]

429
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,619
[yelps]

430
00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,482
[whimpering]

431
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:07,340
-[growling]
-[whimpering]

432
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:16,544
Hang on, Scoob!

433
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,703
[Scooby] Whoa!

434
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:24,436
[screams] Whoa!

435
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,411
-[grunts]
-[gasps]

436
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:31,351
[screaming]

437
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:35,258
-[thuds]
-[groans]

438
00:17:35,323 --> 00:17:40,323
Now let's see who this
food man monster really is.

439
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,359
[gang] Alton Brown!

440
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,830
But that's impossible.

441
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:46,699
We saw you frozen solid.

442
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,467
Or did we?

443
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,065
When I lost my cell reception,

444
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,607
I resorted
to more practical methods,

445
00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:54,413
i.e., deductive reasoning,

446
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,714
reading books,

447
00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:58,346
real life observation,
etc. etc.

448
00:17:58,413 --> 00:18:01,123
I examined the painting of
Dr. Frankenfooder.

449
00:18:01,182 --> 00:18:03,652
It had clearly
been painted recently,

450
00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:05,317
not hundreds of years ago.

451
00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:07,556
While you were all busy
making snacks in the kitchen,

452
00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:10,862
I was busy looking into
the castle's family history.

453
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:13,685
There was never any
"Frankenfooder" family,

454
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,401
and certainly
no "Brown" lineage.

455
00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:19,234
Well, Frankenfooder is actually
on my mother's side.

456
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,970
But what was all that
crazy laughter in the basement?

457
00:18:22,036 --> 00:18:24,066
Yeah! That was scary.

458
00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:28,238
-[ghostly laughter]
-[whimpering]

459
00:18:28,309 --> 00:18:31,239
[in German accent]
We were in the basement
eating the whole time.

460
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,181
[laughs] Much fun.

461
00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:35,417
[in German accent]
Ja, Alton prepared us food

462
00:18:35,483 --> 00:18:37,793
while he performed
his little play for you all,

463
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,751
which we thought
was very clever.

464
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:42,360
Bravo! Ja, ja, bravo.

465
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,622
Meet the Schmidts.

466
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,160
They live here.

467
00:18:45,226 --> 00:18:47,796
Which I learned after removingall of the white sheets

468
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,561
from the furniture
in the living room.

469
00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:52,801
And this castle was never
burnt down by peasants.

470
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:55,566
These are the original
800-year-old oak floors.

471
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,036
Ja! They are.

472
00:18:57,104 --> 00:18:59,514
Thank you for noticing.
We are very proud.

473
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,113
Turns out Alton decorated

474
00:19:01,175 --> 00:19:03,435
the entire house
to look creepy.

475
00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:06,211
But what about Alton
being frozen solid?

476
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,820
That was my life-sized puppet
of Alton Brown.

477
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,493
My master work.

478
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,191
Meet Jude.

479
00:19:13,254 --> 00:19:15,764
A puppeteer who builds puppets
of famous people for a living.

480
00:19:15,824 --> 00:19:18,834
I loaned Alton
my Alton Brown puppet
as a favor,

481
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:19,962
but he never returned it.

482
00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:21,257
And now, it's ruined.

483
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,498
Freezer burned!

484
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,602
But that's okay.

485
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:24,634
I've got another.

486
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:26,968
See? It looks just like him.

487
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:29,474
The only
real question left is...

488
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,536
[gang] Why?

489
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:32,735
Ah, shucks! Well...

490
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:33,806
Here it goes.

491
00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:35,444
A couple of months ago,

492
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:38,250
I woke up and felt the need
to reinvent myself.

493
00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:39,552
I mean, I've been a pirate...

494
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,583
[squawking]

495
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,718
A space captain...

496
00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:44,923
-[grunts]
-[screaming]

497
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,215
Even a dolphin trainer.

498
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,546
[clicking]

499
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,591
[sloshing]

500
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,115
You have?

501
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,130
Yep!

502
00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:52,532
But I grew tired of them.
[sighs]

503
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,232
I wanted this one to be big.

504
00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:56,525
And I wanted you all
to spread the word

505
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,896
about me and my "ancestor,"

506
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:00,496
Dr. Frankenfooder!

507
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:01,467
[lightning and thundering]

508
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,395
[whimpering fearfully]

509
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,241
I, Alton Brown,

510
00:20:06,307 --> 00:20:09,037
the descendent
of a mad food scientist.

511
00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:10,950
[sighs] Just think of it.

512
00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:12,711
[gang] Uh...

513
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,780
And I would have
gotten away with it, too

514
00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,418
if it weren't
for you meddling kids.

515
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,494
And, well, me, I guess.

516
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:21,764
Wait.

517
00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:23,562
What happened
to your TV producer?

518
00:20:23,624 --> 00:20:25,594
[sniffing]

519
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,329
She's right here.

520
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,504
[muffled groaning]

521
00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:32,904
Well, I couldn't let her
spoil my big moment.

522
00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:34,237
Just another mess

523
00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:36,042
I'll have to clean up
for you, Alton.

524
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:38,043
What about Mayor Goldgraber?

525
00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:40,105
What was his part in all this?

526
00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:41,144
I don't even know him.

527
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,538
But, hey, great name, right?

528
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,649
Gold! I'm here for the gold.

529
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,851
[laughs maniacally]

530
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:49,975
Like take it easy,
Mayor Gold dude,

531
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,190
because I have
like a real problem.

532
00:20:52,253 --> 00:20:54,523
Scoob and I came all the way
out here for a feast,

533
00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,319
and we've been running
from a puppet Alton

534
00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:59,090
and an Alton food monster
the whole time.

535
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,860
Yeah, the opposite of a feast.

536
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,559
It was horrible.

537
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,430
Gee, guys. I apologize.

538
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,400
Well, since no crime
was actually committed...

539
00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:13,469
Alton, I think there's a way
you can make it up to them...

540
00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:16,214
I hope you like it.

541
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,306
Voila!

542
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,547
[thunder rumbles]

543
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,022
[gang exclaims in horror]

544
00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:22,681
[chuckles] Just kidding.

545
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,789
I wouldn't do that to you guys.

546
00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:28,362
[object clatters]

547
00:21:28,422 --> 00:21:31,762
-Oh, boy.
-Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

548
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,255
Nothing fancy,

549
00:21:33,327 --> 00:21:35,257
though I did use six kinds
of meat in the meatballs.

550
00:21:35,329 --> 00:21:37,259
Scoob, would you like
to do the honors

551
00:21:37,331 --> 00:21:39,571
as the official taste tester?

552
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,103
Yeah.

553
00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:44,499
Hmm. [chomps and gulps]

554
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,011
[sighs] Ah!

555
00:21:46,073 --> 00:21:49,183
Needs salt.

556
00:21:49,243 --> 00:21:52,393
Everybody's a critic.

557
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,624
[theme music playing]