[narrator] Previously on Love Island Australia…
[Claudia] A hundred percent, Austen and I,
will make it to the boyfriend and girlfriend stage.
[Stella] He makes me so giddy. Like, I really like him.
You're a beautiful girl and I think you deserve the world.
[Jess] Al likes me for me.
He's a catch. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
[Al, Jess] Wow.
[Layla] I'm really enjoying my time with Callum.
We did talk about the future. This is the real deal.
[narrator] And they lived happily ever after…
until tonight.
[Islander] I'm here to break up a couple.
[narrator] Two new bombs…
[Stella] "You will watch the boys date two new girls, #SpyDate."
[narrator] …bring a whole heap of drama…
The door is, like, open.
-Good to know. -[mouthing words] Fuck you.
If you wanna share a bed with me tonight, just say so.
I am fuming.
Whatever happens, happens, you know?
I'm gonna lure you in.
[Callum] Yeah, she's hot. Like, her body is banging.
[mocking laughter]
I actually cannot wait until he sees me after this.
[narrator] …before a moment that shakes the villa to its core.
-[crying] I'm gonna vomit. -It's okay. No, it's okay.
[Phoebe crying]
[Stella] It's okay. It's okay.
-[cell phone chimes] -[gasps]
What the fuck?
"The Hideaway is now open.
Claudia and Austen, it's time to get ready."
[Islanders cheering]
You look so hot.
[Islanders laugh, cheering]
[Callum] You're too overdressed. You should take the singlet off.
[Islanders cheering]
[Islanders] Bye!
[both gasp]
Oh, my gosh.
You look so fucking sexy.
Thanks.
-Really? -Mmm.
[narrator] Simba.
[Claudia chuckles]
[both chuckling]
You're so cheesy.
You look like such a baby when you wake up.
-Yeah, because I am. -Like a hot baby.
-A baby with hair. -Mmm.
You would've been such a cute baby.
The Hideaway was, um, lovely.
-[Austen moans] -[Claudia moans]
What?
[Austen] It was nice to be in a secluded place, just us two.
I honestly really loved it.
It was so nice.
-Are you gonna put this on? This? -What?
Yes, of course.
I'ma feel like Luke Skywalker in Star Wars.
Or like Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Uh-oh. Get ready.
-[Tak] I bet it's like-- -[Phoebe squeals]
[Islanders cheering, applauding]
-[Claudia] Shut up! -[Mitchell] Come here!
[Austen, Phoebe screaming]
[Phoebe, Mitchell laughing]
Good morning.
All I know is that me and Claudia are at a very good spot.
We are both really happy with each other.
I do believe that what we have will continue on outside the villa
'cause, yeah, she's such a beautiful girl.
-[Callum] Yeah. So, what's the goss? -[laughs]
-We're still waiting. -[Austen chuckles]
-It was very uneventful. -Yeah.
What happens in the Hideaway stays in the Hideaway, right?
What happens there stays there.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
[Claudia] I think Austen and I needed the Hideaway.
Um, I think it's brought us a lot closer, like, in so many ways. [chuckles]
It's just made a lot of things a lot clearer.
He's just more perfect than I thought. [chuckles]
Okay, let's go around and talk to each other.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You're up, Claudia ♪
-♪ Who'll go? You ♪ -[Layla] ♪ Hideaway ♪
♪ Tell me about the Hideaway ♪
♪ What did you get up to? I wanna hear about the story, yeah ♪
-I don't know how to tell you in rap. -♪ All the way ♪
♪ To the top, to the bottom ♪
♪I wanna know what happened in the bedroom ♪
-[laughs] -[Phoebe] ♪ Bedroom ♪
[Jess] That was so good.
Obviously, it's been good stuff. Um…
Yeah, what's going on? Schnacking, entrée, main, dessert?
Well, I don't know. There was a lot of touching.
[Layla] Schnacking.
And he basically kissed me from here to like--
Every-- Here-- Just everywhere.
He was-- He's very romantic.
Austen is well and truly obsessed with Claudia.
Ride the wave.
Obviously, I'm going to be a gentleman and not reveal--
Of course, good on you.
I'm openly gonna admit this now. I am falling for Claudia…
-Yeah. -[Tak] Yeah.
…very hard. And so I was willing to move, I was like,
"I'm gonna move to Adelaide, and you can be with your family."
-She wants to move to Sydney, hey? -[Austen] Yeah.
She goes, "No, I wanna move to Sydney."
And I was like, "What the fuck? Why? Your family's in Adelaide."
It was really nice. It was really reassuring
-that she was willing to make the move. -She was prepared to do that.
[Mitchell] Austen and Claudia are talking about moving states for each other.
I'm all for it. I love it.
I want Claudia in Sydney.
Austen's in Sydney. I'm in Sydney. We're all in Sydney.
We don't need Austen going to Adelaide. What's in Adelaide?
[narrator] Silver balls in the Rundle Mall, hello?
-That's good. I'm very happy for you. -[Austen] Thank you.
-Hundred percent, very happy. -Thanks, bro. Thank you.
Thank you. But yeah. That's enough of me. What about you boys? Al?
Um…
Yeah, I think Jess has openly said that she's got about eight out of 12 eggs.
[Austen] Fuck, that's pretty good.
Bro, that's what? Two days? Two, three days?
-Yeah, I've known her for three days. -[Austen] Fuck, that's really good, bro.
But in saying that, I-- I do think we both need a test.
Yeah, that's to see if it's real. See how real it is, being both tested.
I think it'd be nice to see Jess actually get jealous
because she told me she gets jealous and I want to see her react that way
'cause it makes me feel like she actually likes me.
Let's go tepee.
[narrator] Having just had some boy talk with the boys,
Tak splits from the boy's boy talk to spill a little tea with two not-boys.
Which is odd, because he's such a boy's boy.
Tak is such a girl's girl.
-Ew, it's wet. -[Tak] Why is it moist? [gags]
Like he should be in the girls' debrief, not the guys' debrief.
So, what happened in the Hideaway, huh?
Well, a lady never tells, firstly.
-Well, that's cap. -[Claudia snorts]
-A lady never tells boys. -That's cap.
-[laughs] -[Tak] That's cap.
-We were talking the entire time. -Did the L word get dropped?
No. We've only known each other two weeks.
Anyway, he was kissing me literally from head to toe and that was it.
He did. Actually genuinely, like, everywhere.
[clears throat]
-I'm not lying. -Everywhere, huh?
No-- You know what I mean--
-A bit of touching down there-- -Shut up, Tak!
I'm a bit shitting a little bit, 'cause I reckon that Tak is very two-faced.
-I reckon he is. -[Austen] Very.
We tell him one thing. He'll be like, "I won't tell the girls."
-Straight to the girls. -He's always pulling Jess and Claudia
-for a talk. -Yeah, bro.
I know that I hear that from Claudia.
She's always like, "Tak said this, Tak said that."
And I'm just like, "Bro, sometimes, you just wanna be for the boys."
And even when Al came back from his date, he was like,
"The girls thought you crossed a line about the kiss thing."
And I was like, "Don't be rude to Al.
He's come in here. He's doing what a bombshell does."
And Tak's just like, "Yeah, it was too much."
Like, "Fuck off."
-How are you and Ally boy going? -Al?
-Okay, so-- -What's the vibe you're getting there?
-If we're gonna talk about the egg theory… -[Tak] Mmm.
…I know that I'm into him more than he's into me.
[Tak] You definitely got all your eggs in his basket.
-I don't have all my eggs in his basket. -[Tak] Most of your eggs.
-I feel like I've got eight out of 12. -I feel like he's--
[stammers] He's into-- He does like you.
But I don't know if he's ready
for a full-time commitment, 'cause he likes a fling.
I don't feel like he's a relationship type.
-No. -[Tak] I feel like he'll see a girl
for a couple of weeks and then he'll end it.
If that's true, he shouldn't have said those things that he did.
What did he say?
"I've never felt this way about a girl before.
I've never done PDA but I like PDA with you."
He holds my hand.
If another bomb was to walk in, would he be doing the same thing to them?
I don't know.
I'm definitely a wingman for the girls, especially Claudia and Jess.
It's good that they confide in me and they ask me questions and stuff.
I think they have a high level of trust.
-Tak. -Tak. Spill the tea.
[Claudia] Spill the fricking tea.
-[Jess] Let's talk about last night. -Yeah, what about it?
-[Jess] You and Maddy. -[Tak] Yeah? We had a little date there.
-[Jess] Cute date in the nook. -[Tak] Yeah.
Did you talk about anything, like you-and-her-wise?
Um, we did.
She feels comfortable around me, really comfortable.
She's stepping out of her shell a lot more.
-Yeah, I noticed that. -[Tak] Yeah.
[narrator] While some of the boys are upset with Tak,
it's Jordan I'm disappointed with.
I never thought he'd lie right to Stella's face.
400, 500, 600, 700, 8-- 1,000.
[narrator] Disgusting.
Tak thinks he's launched a successful charm offensive with Maddy.
Sadly, it appears she's planning to counter-a-Tak.
They're up there in the nook with Tak.
Where's your head at?
Well, I was so-- I had no idea that that was gonna happen.
I know that Tak's trying.
He obviously gave me that beautiful date last night
and he's trying to be really affectionate and cuddly and stuff.
But it's just getting to this point where I'm like,
I'm not feeling what I know I should be feeling at this stage.
-Why did he put anchovies on the plate? -[laughing]
What? Who thought of that? Did he think of that?
I don't know who thought of that, but when I saw him cooking the anchovies,
I was like, "That is a really random choice."
I honestly thought maybe he knew that you really liked them.
Nah.
[laughs]
It's the worst date food.
[both laughing]
It's so random.
I feel like that was not a suave move. [chuckles]
That was like, "I don't know what I'm doing. Here are some fucking anchovies."
You know, I know that short kings are having their moment and, you know,
we shouldn't let that stand in the way.
At least you've given Tak a fair chance, I feel like.
I'm giving it a go, but in bed he's really cuddly
and he'll put his head on my chest.
But I just feel because I've noticed this height difference,
-I feel like I'm nursing a child. -Yeah.
I feel bad because he's doing everything he possibly can…
-Yeah. -…and it's just my issue.
Like I can't, but I also don't know how to work past it.
Because he's such a nice person, it's hard for me to tell him,
-"I'm just not into you in that way." -Yeah.
I'm starting to realize I'm getting more and more clarity
that maybe things aren't gonna pan out for us.
[narrator] What's that? You want me to sing
and share my gift of song with the world?
If you absolutely insist, fine, here we go.
♪ In the midday sun, I see a full moon Hour in the pool, you look like a prune ♪
♪ Aerate the balls while the girls do a lap ♪
♪ When looking for Al Jess gives him the clap ♪
♪ Over in the gym, the boys get pumped Won't be long till someone gets dumped ♪
♪Maddy's facing a southern direction Al whips out his big pink… ♪
Flamingo. It's a bird.
He also chats to Jess.
-[Jess] How are you going? -[Al] Good.
-[Jess] So, tell me. -[Al] Talk to me.
I just want to check in to see if you're okay
-and if you're still happy and stuff. -Yeah.
I hate to sound sappy, but every day I spend with you,
it's probably like half an egg going into your basket.
-You're lying. -I'm serious.
I probably wasn't gonna tell you this but I'm gonna tell you anyway.
Do it.
It happened nearly twice yesterday where I nearly called you "babe."
-[laughs] Did you? -Yeah.
I was like, "Whoa! Don't say it." Yeah.
When a guy calls you "babe"
it's like you're basically exclusively seeing each other,
and Al almost called me "babe."
Cute.
I want you to know that, yeah,
you've definitely got seven and a half eggs--
Seven eggs, I'd say.
-Seven eggs. Okay, that's really good. -[cell phone chimes]
[gasps]
-Who was that? -[Stella] Who got--
Oh! I got a text.
[Islanders cheering]
Fuck off.
[all gasp]
[narrator gasps]
"Girls, you are going out for the day!
Please go and get ready. #GirlsOnTour."
[Islanders cheering, applauding]
[all chanting] Girls on tour!
[screaming]
Yay.
-[cell phone chimes] -[Islanders gasp]
-[Stella] Who was that? -[Phoebe] Who was that?
I got a text.
-[Jess squeals] -What is it?
[softly] "Girls, do not read this message to the boys!
You are not going on a girls' day out.
You will leave the villa, and then sneak back into the bedroom
via a hidden entrance.
You will then watch the boys date two new girls live and unedited.
#Shhhhh, #SpyDate."
-No way. -[Phoebe] No fucking way.
-Shit. -No fucking way.
-Shut the fuck up. -Oh, my God. I feel sick.
The girls have to watch the boys date these girls
and they don't even know.
So we're gonna hear the boys chat unfiltered
and we're gonna watch our men flirt with these two new bombs.
You know how hard that is gonna be to watch?
I'm going to hate it.
-Why the fuck are we getting ready? -We don't even need to get ready.
Wait, I feel like we need to look like we're getting ready.
Yeah. We need to look--
We need to look hot as. Guys, I cannot believe this. I feel sick.
No, this is good, guys. This is good.
I'm a little stressed.
-Dude, two. -It's okay.
-Fuck, there's two new-- -[Stella] Two new girls.
Okay, it's fine.
-[Stella] It's okay. -It's fine. It's completely fine.
Everyone's fine. No, we're completely fine.
Just shut up. Shut up.
I just get to be the fly on the wall that I've always wanted to be.
I'm actually gonna see if I can get an insight
to see where Callum's head is actually at.
[Islanders cheering, applauding]
-Girls' day out! -[Austen] Bye.
-[Mitchell] Have fun! -Bye.
[Islanders chanting] Girls' day!
[cheering]
[chanting] Girls' day!
We're simps, hey? What's happened to us?
[Islanders cheering in distance]
[Jess] They are not gonna see this one coming.
What do we reckon they're doing? So, we say cocktails?
[Al] I reckon they're at a bar.
Cocktails with all these Spanish dudes.
-Look how happy Al looks. -[shushes]
Big plot twist, they could come back with a dude.
-True. -That's what I'm saying. They're done up.
Or two dudes, 'cause there's space in that bed.
-For two people. -[Tak] Fuck that.
-[cell phone chimes] -[Austen] I got a text!
[all clamoring]
What is it?
All right.
"Hey, boys. Wanna meet two hot bombshells?
[Islanders clamoring, cheering]
[Austen shushing]
Head down to the fire pit and we'll both see you soon.
XX, #WhileTheCatsAway #MiceWillSpeedDate."
[all shouting] Speed date!
-[Jess] They're so excited. -[Phoebe] They're speed dating.
[indistinct chattering on TV]
Guys, they were so excited for that.
I feel sick.
Number one, why are you so happy? And number two, why are you so happy?
-[Austen] I got cologne here. -Thanks.
-That's hectic. -[Austen] We're all gonna smell the same.
-Where do you want it? -Anywhere. Just give it to me, baby.
-What the fuck? -They're putting on cologne.
Callum, that's a lot of cologne.
Mitch looked a little bit too excited
when he found out there was bombshells coming
and then he has to go and spray lots of cologne.
It's very interesting.
Mitchell, please behave yourself, my Mitchy, Mitchy, Mitchy boy.
Yeah!
-You all good, bro? [laughs] -[laughing]
-[Tak] You all good, bro? -[Callum laughs]
Getting a bit excited, hey?
I'm stressing fidgeting. Like I'm just touching my hair.
I think I'm just…
Yeah, I think I'm just convincing myself it's fine
because, you know, fake it till you make it, you know?
It's fine. It is fine.
It is. But, like, it's fine, you know?
[narrator] It was not fine. Unlike these two.
[Vakoo] I'm Vakoo. I'm 27. I'm from Sydney.
In the villa, I have my eye on Callum.
He has an amazing body, but it's the smile for me. He's so cute.
I'm Phoebe. I'm 21 from Brisbane.
My best feature is definitely my cute bum. [chuckles]
I've got my eye on Jordan. I love the tradie type.
[narrator] Oh, my God.
I hope they're wearing sunscreen.
It is a very hot day, 34 degrees at least.
I've only dated hot birds.
-Would you jump ship? -Could you be turned?
Yes.
[all gasp]
Oh, my God.
[Claudia] Fuck. She looks hot.
It doesn't matter. We're gonna impress the women.
[Islanders clamoring]
-Ooh. -[Phoebe H giggles]
I know her.
-Wait, that's her! Oh, my days. -[Mitchell] Which one?
-Do you actually? -Which one?
Literally a week ago I saw her.
[Jordan] No way.
[laughing]
-Fuck. -She knows Al.
She knows Al?
Which one is it?
The dark one.
[Claudia] Look at her tits, and then her waist.
Great set of tits on both.
It's so sweaty.
Oh, my God, they're kinda-- they're cute.
I saw the two hot birds walk down, and I was like,
"All right. Now it's Love Island, we're on.
Fresh meat. Who's on the chopping board?"
They're both proper sexy. They've both got banging bodies.
What are your names?
Phoebe.
What?
Phoebe.
-[screaming, laughing] -Phoebe!
But I'm the better one.
[clamoring]
[Layla mocks laughter]
-"I'm the better one"? -No, you're not.
Good answer.
-What about yourself? -Vakoo.
-[Mitchell] That's a cool name.
Vakoo.
Girls came in, just… [imitates explosion] …blew everyone away.
-I think she's pretty. -Phoebe?
-Yeah. -Yeah, she is.
I do have a soft spot for Asian girls as well.
A couple of hot bombshells just dropped into the villa.
I think all the boys are pretty stoked. Well, I am.
She's fucking stunning.
-She's got a good body. -Fuck.
Oh, my God, the bombshells are so hot. They are so hot.
I knew the bombshells were gonna be hot. Obviously they're gonna be hot.
But it just hurts every-- Like, more just seeing them.
Fuck.
[narrator] Two new bombs have dropped.
And unbeknownst to the boys, the girls have gone full 007 stealth mode.
Sadly for them, it's the bombshells
who have the license to thrill.
[Vakoo] Okay. [chuckles]
I'm about to start speed dating all these boys, and I'm so excited
because there's an amazing selection of different types of vibes and meats.
Not meats. That's weird. I don't want to sexualize the boys.
But they… [sighs] …the boys are looking really good,
and I'm really excited to get to know them.
She's got very nice teeth.
If our birds that we're coupled up with were here,
things would be different. We'd be a bit more reserved.
But the birds went out and did their own thing.
What do they say? The mice are away, the cats will play.
So it was good.
No, cat's away, mice will play. That's the one.
[Jordan laughs]
-How are ya? -Hi, Jordan. How are you?
-Good. How are you? -Good, thank you.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
Yeah, nah, I'm always keen to chat and talk to girls.
I love chasing tail. I can't-- can't lie about that.
-Let's learn about you. -[Vakoo] Um…
-I'm 27, so that's old. I'm old now. -Twenty-seven. Yeah.
-No, you're not old. -I'm basically 30.
Trust me. I'm 25, but I do not feel 25.
Yeah, I wanna have fun as well. I feel like life is so short,
-and I just wanna do as much as possible. -It is.
-But tomorrow is not promised. -No, 100%.
-And that's not in a dark way. -[Jordan] I wake up every morning,
-and your toes, your fingers are working. -Yeah.
-Like, 100% so blessed. -Yeah.
And we're-- I was just about to say that.
-We're so blessed. -Yeah.
-[groans] I hate how they connect. -[Vakoo] Yeah.
I wouldn't think you were that deep from just looking at you initially.
-Yeah, I get that a lot. -'Cause you seem like-- Yeah.
-I know. But that's nice. -I get that a lot. Yeah.
I'm super intimidated by the new girls.
[Vakoo] You seem like a really nice person.
-And like a nice soul. -Thank you.
And I'm really into souls, and attracted to souls.
-Yeah. Awesome. -That sounds creepy, but I am.
They seem like they got along. That stresses me out.
-[Jess] No, Stella. -He gets along with everybody.
-He gets along with everyone. -He gets along with literally everyone.
[Phoebe] Watch, he'll get along with her as well.
-[Phoebe H] It's crazy. -Do you like this speeding stuff?
-Are you good at it? Or-- -I don't really know.
-Really? Mm-hmm. -It's a bit different.
So, I initially came in here with my eye on Jordan.
I used to do bikini and lingerie waitressing.
-Like at a pub or something like that? -Yeah.
-It was pretty fun. -You'd be getting hit on all the time.
-Yeah, it was pretty fun. But-- -That'd be so much fun.
-Oh, I didn't even ask. -Yeah.
-What's your little situationship? -[Jordan] With Stella?
-[Phoebe H] Real quick. Yeah. -Yeah, so, we're going well.
-Yeah. You happy? -Yeah.
-Do you reckon-- -But at the same time,
the door is, like, open.
-[mouthing words] Fuck you. -[Jordan] Because you never know
-who you're gonna meet. -At least you're open
-to getting to know a new person. -I think you have to be.
Okay. Well, that's good to know.
Jordan is also pretty solid in his relationship with Stella.
But I am here to break up a couple.
I can't help myself. [chuckles]
[narrator] You can't help yourself?
Well, good luck trying to break up next boy Tak,
-and his partner Maddy. -[Tak] Hello.
-[narrator] They are solid as soup. -[Tak] Hi.
-I think so, yeah. How you doing? -Hello. How are you?
-Good. Nice to meet you. -[Vakoo] Good.
-Nice to meet you too. -Sit down, bro.
[Tak] Speed date. Where you from? What's your name?
-Oh, my God. Vakoo. -Straight into it.
-Uh-huh. -What's your-- You're Tak.
-Takunda, if you can say it. Tak. -Takunda.
Tak and Vak, back on the attack.
Wait, so, who are you coupled up with?
Um, I'm coupled up with Maddy at the moment.
Well, I wanna know about you and Maddy, and how that's going.
-How is it? -Um, I feel like with me and Maddy,
it's more one-sided.
I feel like she doesn't really put in effort, but it's more so
she's not reciprocating.
-'Cause I'm very in tune with energy. -Mmm. Yeah. Same.
-I don't think he's wrong. -[Tak] So that means--
-He's right. -[Vakoo] She's waiting.
-[Vakoo] It's hot here. -It's getting hot.
-[Vakoo] It's nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too.
-Yeah. [chuckles] -[Tak chuckles]
-[Vakoo] Bye. -Yeah, I'll see you soon.
[Vakoo] Okay.
Vakoo is very sweet and innocent, but also hot as fuck.
So it's, like, the best of both worlds.
-[Tak] How you doing? -Good. How are you?
-Good. Tell me about yourself. -Good.
-[Tak] Yeah. -I'm Phoebe.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too.
I've done a lot of dating, and I always pick the bad boys.
-Pick the bad boys. -I do.
-So, are you after a nice guy? -Yeah.
-I'm a nice guy. -Are you sure?
-Yeah. -That's what they all say at the start.
[both chuckle]
Tak is trying to get out of this convo. He's not vibing.
-Yay. -All right.
-It's hot out. -Thank you.
[Tak] Uh, lovely.
-Beautiful. -[Tak chuckles]
[Phoebe H] Tak is very charming.
I was, like… [inhales deeply] …in boy wonderland. [chuckles]
[narrator] Callum's up next, and he wouldn't dream of looking at another girl.
-[Callum] Hey, how are you? -Hi, Callum.
[narrator] Well, not her face.
-I'm Callum, nice to meet you. -Hi. Nice to meet you.
Make a fool of yourself. [chuckles]
-[Vakoo] Your face. -What?
You're hideous to look at. Wow.
-[Callum] I'm hideous? Yeah? -[Vakoo] To look at.
Initial thoughts,
-I think you're attractive. -Why'd you stare at my boobs
-when you said that? -You're in a bikini.
I mean, they're there.
-They're beautiful. -They are.
-Like, I'm sorry-- [laughs] -[laughs]
-[Claudia] Fuck. -Fuck's sake.
How's your couple going?
I wanna know that first before I say anything.
If I tell you how I'm going in a couple, would it change
-the way you act around me? -Depends.
She likes him.
-[Claudia] She likes him. -[groans]
I've been coupling up with Layla for a couple of days.
-[Vakoo] Pretty serious, then? -[Callum] Yeah.
-A week. -[Callum] Yeah, well…
Know what I mean? I want to get to know everyone. I'm not closed off.
-[Vakoo] Okay. So you're open. -Yeah.
Let's not talk about Layla. Let's talk about you.
"I don't care about Layla. I wanna get to know you."
-That's what I heard. -Yeah.
I can't wait till he finds out that I'm watching.
"I don't care about Layla."
Didn't love the vibing between Callum and Vakoo.
For Callum, okay.
[Layla] Do not forget about me
because I am here, and here to stay, bitch.
-[Vakoo] I'll miss you. -That was a fast date.
-Say you'll miss me back. -I'll miss you too.
[Vakoo] I can't let him slip out of my fingers.
-I'm not gonna make you cry. -[Vakoo] Layla…
It's on.
-It's fine. -[Phoebe] I'll miss you too?
I saw a different side to her with that date.
-[Phoebe H] Hello. Nice to meet you. -[Phoebe] She likes him.
-[Callum] Hey, how are you? -Hi.
-I'm Phoebe. Hello. -I'm Callum. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you too. -[Callum] Speed dating is the best for me.
I loved it 'cause I have a short attention span. I get bored easy.
Go in there, strike while the iron's hot and get out.
I'm gonna have so much fun.
-You're gonna be a good asset. -I'm gonna cause a ruckus.
-[Maddy] Why'd he say that? -Sorry.
I don't want to tell you that I'm closed.
I want you to feel confident enough that you can pull me for a chat.
Yeah.
But I'm definitely open to getting to know you, the both of you, to be fair.
-A spot of fun. -That's good. [chuckles]
Phoebe, yeah, she's hot. Her body is banging.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too.
[Callum] I mean, the both of them.
I think Phoebe is better looking,
but I think Vakoo has got better chat.
So, win-win.
-What do you reckon? -They're both hot in their own right.
I actually cannot wait until he sees me after this.
[narrator] It's good news, bad news, boys edition.
[Mitchell] Hello.
-[narrator] Good news… -[Vakoo] Hello.
[narrator] …the boys are speed dating two new bombshells
while the girls are out.
Bad news: the girls aren't out.
They're secretly watching from the bedroom.
Good news. Phoebe's really into Mitch.
-Nice to meet you. -[Mitchell] Good. Nice to meet ya.
-[Vakoo] Oh, my God. You're so-- -[narrator] Bad news:
So is Phoebe 2.0 and fellow bombshell Vak.0.
Sorry, Vakoo.
What do you do with yourself for a living?
-Um, I'm a model. -You're a model?
-Yeah. -I can tell.
[Mitchell laughs]
-[Vakoo] Yeah. -Yeah.
I'm also studying age care and disability.
Oh, that's so cool.
-It's the most rewarding job. -Yeah, it would be.
Mitch is mine. And if he turns his head then that is his loss,
and he will be getting psycho Phoebe.
So who are you coupled up with?
I'm coupled up with the other Phoebe.
-How's that going? -Really well.
-[Vakoo] Okay. -Yeah, I'm really falling.
Yeah, I know.
So, yeah, it would take a lot for my head to turn.
-Yeah. It was nice to meet you. -Nice to meet ya.
I look forward to getting to know you in the villa.
He did very well.
-[Phoebe H] Another one. Hi. -Another one. Hi, nice to meet ya.
I wanna hear how this one goes.
Yeah. I wanna see how he talks himself down.
[Mitchell] Tell me about yourself.
-I'm young and fun. -[Mitchell] You're young and fun.
-So, you're in New Zealand? You were? -Yeah. Are you?
I was from the Coromandel originally.
-Really? -[Mitchell] And then moved to Auckland.
-[Phoebe H] I can hear your accent. -[Mitchell] Yeah?
-Do people go, "Where you from?" -Yeah, like, "What did you just say?"
-Yeah. -Like, "Deck."
Yeah. It's a deck. Up there.
-A deck. -It's a deck. Yeah.
-Exactly. -And a dick.
-This is a dick. -Yeah. [laughs]
[imitates laughter]
So funny!
I heard that you're almost falling in love.
Yeah. I mean--
-That's bad. -Falling.
That's bad for everyone else.
I'm falling, but I haven't hit the ground yet.
-[Tak snorts] -Fucking idiot.
-Why does he do that? -Oh, my God.
-Well, you've fallen in love-- -You're falling.
-This is love, and I haven't hit yet. -You haven't fallen.
-I haven't fallen, but I'm falling. -That's bad for me.
Shut the fuck up.
She probably won't like the fact that
-you guys are named the same. -Really? Is she quite territorial?
Um, yeah, I would say she is.
I cannot wait to meet her.
Cut your losses, honey.
-Cut your losses and move on. -[Layla] Move.
-We can still hang out and talk. -[Phoebe H] I don't want it
to not be reciprocated.
-That's a bit embarrassing. -Whatever happens, happens, you know?
-Whatever happens, happens? -[Layla] What?
Shut up.
I think I'm just looking into your eyes, and there's just the Majorcan ocean.
[Phoebe] Mitchell, you have not learned.
You make it seem like you're open when, apparently, you're not.
So, get your shit together, Mitch.
-Come to the other Phoebe's side. -Come to the-- [laughs]
Oh, my gosh.
Mitchell is so dreamy. [chuckles]
-I'm gonna lure you in. -[laughs]
[Phoebe H] What? [giggles]
That's fucked. I cannot wait to meet her.
[Phoebe H] I like the one that's taken. [chuckles]
-Oh, no. -[Islanders exclaiming]
I didn't say that. What? [chuckles]
That's cooked.
That was the most she's laid it on him.
-Yeah. -Out of everyone.
Can she not?
Don't say, "I'm going to lure you in."
Like, what does that mean? No, you're not gonna lure my Mitch in.
[narrator] You're absolutely right, Phoebe.
For at least the next 15 minutes.
-Hello? -[Austen] Hello.
-How are you? -Good, how are you?
-Good. Nice to meet you. -Austen.
God, you're so warm.
-Your teeth are really nice. -[Austen] Thank you.
-[Vakoo] Did you have braces? -Never.
[Vakoo] Okay, that's great.
Braces are expensive. I don't want my kids to have to go through that.
They hurt also.
-[Jess] Austen, stop laughing. -I don't understand how she's so funny.
Just-- She needs to go away from him.
[Vakoo] Lay it on me. Who are you with?
-Claudia. -Okay.
And I am completely infatuated over her.
But I'm open for friends.
-I'm open for everything like that. -Okay. Great.
-I'm like, "Great. That's nice." -"Fuck."
-[Vakoo] I know. -[Austen laughs]
-[Maddy] Austen. -I want Austen.
[laughing]
I was pissed off, but he redeemed himself.
-Wow. -Okay.
-You've got pretty eyes. -Thank you.
-Wow. [chuckles] -Stop.
Are you like a Greek goddess?
-At the moment I'm with Claudia. -[Phoebe H] Yeah?
-I heard. -Stunning girl.
-So, your head won't turn? -I don't think so.
-At all? -At all.
Once you meet her, you will understand why. She's a beautiful person,
-inside and out. -Oh, my God.
I was like, "Yes!"
He is just beautiful. He's just perfect.
[narrator] I'm renaming him Jane Austen.
Lovely display of chivalry
-on this episode of Sex and Sex Ability. -Oh, so slow.
-And then there was Al. -[Al] Well, well, well.
-I can't believe-- -[Al] We cross paths again.
Doesn't she know Al?
-Yeah, she-- Vakoo knows Al. -[Phoebe] Yeah.
I'm sweating. I'm so nervous.
[Vakoo] I literally just saw you.
[Al] Yeah. Before you came in.
Maybe the universe is just making us cross paths again.
[Al, Vakoo chuckle]
[Vakoo] It's so random. Out of all the places--
Is he for real?
I'm not happy.
What's your type?
Good teeth. I love teeth.
-You're like, "I got those." -Damn right.
[Vakoo] "I have those teeth." And nice arms.
Who are you coupled up with?
Right now, I'm coupled up with someone called, I forgot her name, Jess.
With Jess. She's a bubbly chick,
-and we're getting along really well. -[Vakoo] Okay.
I've been sharing a bed with the bloke, and he's forgotten my name already.
Not happy.
[Al] Honestly, I'm here for you.
You wanna share a bed with me tonight just say so.
Go. Share a bed.
I am fuming. I feel like I'm about to explode.
-[Vakoo] See you later. -Give me a hug.
[Vakoo] He knows what he's doing.
He's really good with his words.
So what's your type?
-I like brunettes. -Okay, yeah, keep going.
[both chuckle]
[Phoebe H] Um…
I like someone that goes to the gym.
-Someone that's funny. -You just explained me.
-Really? [laughs] -[laughs]
-Stop it. -You know me too well.
[softly] I think she'll be into Al.
-I reckon-- -[Mitchell] That's what I said.
You're obviously a very beautiful girl.
-Thank you. -Yeah.
-You're the first guy to tell me that. -Mmm.
Al definitely gave me the vibe that he wanted to get to know me a bit better.
But they're all so attractive.
I actually can't pick.
Nah, I don't want to hear it.
I am feeling threatened,
and I don't really know what Al's thinking.
-How'd it go? -[Tak] What do you reckon?
-[Al] Yeah. Good. -Vibe them?
-Yeah, very bubbly vibes. -[Tak] Oh.
I love-- Good chat.
-Yeah? -Good chat?
It's not time to settle down. I haven't been here for that long,
in the grand scheme of things. This is Love Island.
So, um… Sorry, Jess. [chuckles]
Austen's gonna get a big kiss.
I'm not gonna kiss Callum.
I'm gonna go to him and be like, "Hi." And just look at him.
-Are you guys annoyed? -[Layla] A little bit.
-Gone and annoyed the fuck out of-- -[cell phone chimes]
I got a text.
-Holy shit. -Really? What does it say?
-[Jess] I got a text. -What does it say?
"Girls, the dates are over.
You will shortly leave the villa and return to the boys.
It's up to you to decide whether to tell the truth
about where you have been and what you have seen,
or to keep it a secret.
#PantsOnFire."
-Keep it a secret. -Keep it a secret?
And then we all get together, and then we tell them.
-[Phoebe] Until tonight? -[softly] Do a toast, maybe.
-[Phoebe] Yeah. -Do it.
Be like, "And here's to watching all of your dates today in the bedroom."
-Yeah, that's really good. -[Layla] That's so good.
Al's gonna cop it tonight.
Stick to the chat. It's the way it is. You know how it is.
[narrator] It's Love Island Australia.
Coming to you from our little known seventh state, Majorca.
Despite only having lightning quick speed dates with all the boys,
new bombshells, Vakoo and Phoebe, are already smitten.
Vakoo is falling particularly hard.
-[grunts, screams] -[Mitchell] Ooh.
-[Mitchell] Fu-- You all right? -Are you okay?
[chuckles] This is not somewhere to wear heels.
I told myself not to fall, especially on the first day.
-Of course, it's only day one. -[Tak] What happened?
-It's just the-- -[Vakoo] The heel does not
-go properly in this concrete. -[Tak] Yeah.
That was fun for me.
[Vakoo] Looking at just you guys,
I reckon you're all-- [scoffs] Not all.
I reckon I can tell who's really bad at sex just by looking at all of you.
-Okay, go. -[Austen] Really? Who?
-[Vakoo] Yeah. -[Tak] Who? Go.
-This is really good. -[Tak] I wanna know.
We're all interested. Egos will be torn.
-Okay. -[Austen] Who do you think's the best?
[chuckles]
Oh… The best?
I would say either you or you.
-Yeah, that's probably accurate. -[Vakoo, Austen laugh]
-Keep going. -[Austen] What would you say he's like?
If I looked at Callum…
-[Austen] At who? -[Mitchell] What?
…Callum seems like he doesn't care about your needs.
[all laughing]
-Oh, that's spot on! Spot on! -Bull's-eye!
Yeah, once she said that, I was expecting her to be beating around the bush,
trying to be everyone's friend and be really nice.
But she just said it straightaway to me.
And I love that because it's put me in my place.
I know she's got confidence,
and there's nothing hotter than a bird that's got confidence.
That, to me, is a game changer.
I am guilty of having sex with mirrors in the room,
and I'm not looking at the girl, I'm looking at myself in the mirror.
-Shut up! -[Callum] Because my veins,
I have this mega shoulder vein here that comes through.
And I just kind of go like that. I was like, "Fucking hell."
If a guy is really hot, he's really bad at sex.
It's math. It's science. I don't make the rules.
That's your choice if you wanna go there after I've told you this amazing advice,
but it's science.
[Islanders laughing]
[Islanders] Ooh.
[Tak] Hey, girls!
-We're back! -We're back!
[Mitchell] The girls are back.
-[Phoebe] Is that a new person? -[Jess] Hi!
-Yeah. -Let's say hello.
[Layla] Yeah, I see her there.
Oh, my God!
[Vakoo] Hello!
[Callum] How was your day?
-Good? -[Phoebe] Fuck!
-Hi, how are you? -Good, how are you?
-Hi, I'm Layla. -Nice to meet you.
-I'm Jess. -Vakoo, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. -[Claudia] Hello.
-Oh, hello. -[Jess] Sorry.
-Hi, I'm Stella. -Vakoo, nice to meet you.
It was so hard to put on a lying face
and pretend like I didn't see every single word that they said.
-[Phoebe H] So nerve-racking. -Hi, I'm Phoebe.
-Hello. -[Phoebe H laughing]
-Nice to meet you. -Great name.
-Nice to meet you. -Hi, I'm Layla.
-Hi. -Nice to meet you.
-[Al] How was the day? -We had a picnic by the ocean,
and there were cheese platters and wine.
-[Al] Oh, really? -Yeah.
We had speed dates with the two bombshells.
-You all had speed dates? -Everyone had a five-minute date.
-[Layla] You wanna go for a girls chat? -Yeah, we're going for a girls chat.
[Phoebe] What did you guys do when you got here?
We did a speed dating thing.
We arrived and the boys were sitting there.
We'll tell you now, just off the bat,
that, who was it, Austen and Mitch were very like--
Especially Austen, he was like, "I am falling."
[Phoebe] We did really well.
They literally have no idea, which is the best thing ever.
We can assure you his head is not gonna be turned.
Mitch said the same thing. Mitch was like, "Mate, I'm really-- I'm falling."
[Islanders] Aw.
And then all the other guys are fucking dogs.
[all laughing]
-[Phoebe] Dogs. -I'm kidding, no.
That's great.
[Phoebe] So, who are you getting vibes off of?
Tak, Callum and Jordan.
Jordan really surprised me.
Everyone likes my man.
And everyone wants my man.
You? What about you, Phoebs?
Who are you vibing?
So my top was Mitch and then Jordan.
They're both interested in Jordan. [sighs]
I feel so threatened. [chuckles]
-So you're with Callum? -Yeah.
Yeah. No, it is going good.
He's just opened up and he's really-- The girls even can say
he's calmed the fuck down when he's with me.
I've changed the man.
He said, "I was a big fuckboy before and then I met her, and I'm just--"
Then he's like, "But the experience is just what it is. You have to get--"
I mean it is Love Island.
I'm excited to, maybe like, switch it up a little bit.
Because everyone's a bit too comfortable for my liking.
-You also gotta do what you gotta do. -[Phoebe H] Yeah.
But at the end of the day, it's up to the boys as well.
-If they-- -They have to reciprocate it.
[Phoebe H] My brain is so confused on which boy I like.
I think I'll know a bit more tonight.
[Al] Here's Aquaman, bro.
A Greek goddess, apparently.
[Callum] A mega shirt. Best one you've put on so far.
Do you reckon? I was saving this for the bombshells.
Do you know how to use an iron, Claudia?
-How do you know how to iron? -I barely do, hey.
It's not doing anything.
[narrator] Oh, the irony of what's unfolding.
The girls washed the dates, have pressing questions,
and are detergent to get answers.
The drama's set to "in-crease".
Iron puns. Bam!
-Fucking psyched. -I'm so excited.
I'm so excited. I think I'm gonna nail it too.
-I think you will. -I don't know.
I don't think I'm gonna stutter 'cause it's all coming straight
-from my heart. -Straight from the heart.
[Maddy] These boys are going to shit themselves.
[narrator] As the girls choreograph the ultimate bomb drop,
the boys choreograph the cha-cha?
Ow!
Okay, um, I'm going to make the toast tonight.
I'm just gonna-- Just open up the space.
-Let me do my big toast. -What's going on here?
Whoo, Phoebs!
First of all, I wanna do a toast to our beautiful new bombshells.
Welcome to the villa.
-[cheering] -Yeah!
Also, I wanna do a big toast
to our girls' date that we had today.
[cheering]
Not only are we beautiful, sexy, strong, independent women,
we are undercover spies.
[cheering]
So, my lovely boys, while you were on your speed dates…
[groans] You girls are spies.
…we were in bed, watching it with popcorn,
every single little thing you boys said on your dates.
[Al] Oh, my days. That's classic.
My heart sunk to my ass.
For instance, Al, it's very interesting how you forgot Jess's name.
[Islanders exclaiming]
We're busted. We are all busted.
We are all sleeping on the limbo lounge tonight.
Tak, you could've told Maddy it wasn't working before you told the new girl.
[Islanders screaming, laughing]
The best.
Mitchy boy, you told me that you would never say never again to another girl.
But I think "whatever happens, happens" is pretty much the same thing.
[screaming, laughing]
Callum, you were laying on the flirt hard on these two girls
and you kept using "oh, but it's Love Island" as an excuse.
[laughing]
Fuck. You can see how cooked my head is tonight.
But, boys, just so you know,
you cannot get away with lies in this villa.
So, cheers to that.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
-Well said, Phoebe! -[Al] Good stuff, Phoebs.
-[Tak] Wow. -I fucking knew it!
I fucking knew it!
All the boys, we're stuffed.
[Phoebe] I'd just come up with that on the top of my head.
[narrator] The revelation the girls spied on the boys' bombshell dates
has pooped the party.
So after dressing up, it's time for a dressing down.
And while it might look like Callum's got jeans on,
I assure you it is in fact Layla who is wearing the pants.
Callum, Callum, Callum.
-Hmm. -[Callum chuckles]
-Oh, fuck. -"Oh, fuck"? Why are you saying that?
[Callum] I've been in this situation a few times.
-[Layla] Yes? -And I know-- I know what's coming, so…
Yeah. What's coming?
-What do you think is coming? -I don't know.
Callum has definitely been in this sort of situation before.
Bit of trouble.
Bit of the doghouse.
-Sit down. -[Callum chuckles]
-Get your ass there. -[Callum chuckles]
Layla has seen me on those dates. [blows raspberry]
Disaster.
-So I saw everything. -[Callum chuckles]
Fuck.
-[Callum] What exactly did you see? -[Layla] Vakoo.
She was asking about me, and you were like, "We're good."
Then she said, "How long have you been together?"
-[Callum] Yeah. -You said, "Three days."
[groans] How long-- I don't know how long we've been together for.
-It's been over a week, yeah. -Okay.
Like… [groans]
And you kept using the excuse of, "But we're on Love Island."
Oh, yeah.
You're like, "I'm really happy, but we are on Love Island."
Yeah.
I thought I squeezed more fuckboy out of you than I did.
[Callum] If there's one skill I've got,
it's getting myself out of sticky situations with birds.
-I know I said some shit. -Yeah.
I'm always in sticky situations. Every weekend.
Not the right type of sticky either. [chuckles]
I know I said that stuff but I don't feel like I was in the wrong.
I know what it's like to come in and be on people's toes.
I didn't wanna be the one that's like, "No, I'm a closed book. Don't talk to me."
I think that's rude. I feel like that's genuinely rude.
Callum, when he was on these dates, he was a bit flirty
and he was a bit, you know, fuckboy energy vibes.
But I can't get angry 'cause I still like him.
And I'm like… [moans]
I wasn't mad. I was a bit like, "Ugh," in the moment.
But I was like, "I understand."
'Cause you do have a flirty personality. And a bit of competition never hurt.
Perfect.
Got myself out of that situation. Quick smart.
All right. [grunts]
Start.
Um…
Obviously it was not nice watching you on two dates.
But I was squeezing your pillow so tight, in the bed going--
-Were you guys just in there? -Yeah, we were in the bedroom.
Fuck.
It's Love Island, and I know it's such a cop out,
but I haven't really had the experience.
I've been coupled up from day one.
And I thought I wanted to have a bit of fun.
-Flirting with girls. -I didn't choose it.
I know you didn't choose it.
I can't help how I am with girls because it's just embedded in me.
Oh, well. I think I did well.
[Phoebe] When you said, "Whatever happens, happens,"
I was going, "This fucking idiot has not learned anything that I've told him."
The bombshells will shake things up because that's what bombshells are for.
And the last bombshell that came in, which was Maddy,
shook things up a lot for me and Mitch.
She stole my man,
and we had to sleep separately for a couple of nights.
And if that happens again, I'm going to lose my shit.
-You think I'm crazy? -No, I don't. I just think--
I just think you, um…
How do I word this? [chuckles]
I think you read too much into the thing that I said.
-What happens, happens. -What happens, happens.
It means what happens, happens, you know?
I just don't want her to take it the wrong way
and for me to go through the same thing.
'Cause I honestly would not be able to handle it and I'd probably just leave.
Uh-oh. It's, um…
Yeah, no. No, I'm not open to getting to know her.
[Phoebe] Okay.
-Can I believe you? -Yeah.
I had no idea you guys were watching.
Yeah.
So I guess I wanna know what you meant when you said
that you felt that so far in our coupling, it had been a bit one-sided,
and you were putting in heaps of effort, and I wasn't reciprocating.
I don't know. I feel like I was putting more effort,
like starting conversations in the mornings,
asking questions, the date.
It just felt like I was putting in more effort
and it wasn't really being reciprocated.
Yeah. I agree with you feeling that way because I felt that myself.
Ever since we coupled up, I knew that we were really good friends
and that we matched in every way, you ticked every box on paper.
But it was just like that feeling of physical attraction
and spark and passion and fire that I was missing.
[Tak] Mmm.
And I just haven't been able to ignite it.
And I don't know why because you're doing everything you can.
It's just shit.
It's shit that someone that's so perfect in every other way.
I just can't seem to get it to where I want it to be.
So why wouldn't you just say that?
-Because-- -Because I wanted to make it work.
No. You told me it was good.
Why wouldn't you just voice what you felt?
I told you from the start,
if you're feeling something, if you're not, tell me.
I feel like if Maddy had told me from the start
that she wasn't attracted to me that way, I wouldn't have pursued her.
At the end of the day, I'm not gonna put wood on a fire that's not lit.
You know?
I want you to find love in here. I want you to get what you came here for.
I want you to make the most of this experience.
But I feel like I would just be holding you back
if we stayed together or if you didn't talk to these girls,
and get to know them just because of me.
[Tak sighs]
Fuck. [exhales deeply]
Dead.
-I think I just need a second. -Yeah.
I'll let you collect your thoughts.
[Tak] I felt a little bit hurt, to be honest.
I feel a little bit stupid,
in the sense that I was putting so much effort into someone
who didn't even feel the attraction for me.
Sometimes you put your foot out and then…
it just blows up in your face a little bit.
-Wanna chat? -Yeah.
Watching the dates, I was furious.
I am not letting Al off the hook.
[Jess] So obviously I watched the whole thing.
-Okay. -Okay.
Yes, sir.
What are you looking at me like that for?
I genuinely thought that, you know, I did well on the date.
No!
It was a test and you failed.
You failed.
If you genuinely think that you did well on those dates,
I'm very, very concerned.
There were comments that you made which…
annoyed me,
'cause it made me feel like you were really laying it on them.
Yep.
[Jess] The first one was you forgetting my name.
Come on, Al. We've shared a bed for four days.
And I know that it's early days for you, but to forget my name is embarrassing.
Second one is with Vakoo or Vaka, whatever her name is.
You know each other in the outside world
and you said that it was like destiny that you guys were meant to be together.
-Something along those lines. -Yeah.
But then you made a joke about sharing a bed with her.
-Mm-hmm. -That's really cooked.
I was hardly even flirting. I can go way worse.
I don't think she should be that angry at me.
Al, let's be real. You're a very attractive guy.
Girls are gonna want you.
Brilliant.
If you talk to a girl like that, they're gonna jump on you.
Yeah.
Do you want to get to know them on that level?
Um-- [clears throat] What level are you talking about?
-Like-- -Come on, Al.
In terms of coupling up…
my eyes are still for you.
But I still wanna give them the time of day.
-If you wanna lay it on them like that… -Yeah.
…feel free but I'm not gonna sit here like a mug.
-I can get guys like this. -I know you can.
I want you to understand that I know my worth.
Every bomb has said that I was their first option.
I reckon the next one would say the same.
I'm a weapon.
I know you are.
If you're gonna get to know these girls,
and you're gonna make those comments behind my back,
I'm not going to put all my eggs in your basket.
I've only done that because I like you.
But if you're gonna show me red flaggy traits,
I have no time for that now.
I like you when you're angry.
I like angry Jess.
Shit.
Yeah. One and only warning, that's all I need. Don't worry.
Okay.
-Capisce? -We'll see.
[chuckles]
Come here.
I like you, Al.
[chuckles]
[narrator] Thanks to his speed date with bombshell Vakoo,
Callum got himself into a sticky situation just by being himself.
But now to make matters worse, it appears Callum is still himself.
It's very annoying that everyone's coupled up.
No one's in a fucking couple. Everyone's kind of--
I've known this girl for a week and a half. Two weeks.
-But you're in a couple. -It's like I'm coupled up
but I'm not in a couple. I'm not…
That girl that I'm with, Layla, she's not my girlfriend.
I haven't asked her to be my girlfriend.
And I've straight said from day one…
I feel like a couple more of those boys are a bit more like,
"No, I've got a girlfriend. I'm settled. I've got to keep her."
For me, for myself, I'm on Love Island at the end of the day.
I think I'm sexually attracted to you, and that's one thing I always go for.
-Yeah. -I think you're sexy.
Callum is pretty into Layla.
-But I do think his head can turn. -Yeah.
-You do? -[Austen] For sure.
The last week and a half since coming here has been the most fun I've ever had.
-[Mitchell] Oi, what's happening? -The most fun I've ever had.
-Hey. -Here he is.
[Mitchell] We're gonna play a game, aren't we?
-[laughs] Oh, yeah. -Do not go out there right now. Sit down.
What is this game?
-We're gonna play-- -I don't trust you. What is this game?
-No, you can trust me. -If you said it, I'd be like, "Okay."
-But because you're saying it-- -Why don't you trust me?
-I don't know. -We are a bit naughty.
Callum's been up there with Vakoo the whole time.
-Mitch is up there too. -Mitch just went up there.
I know. I literally was like, "Mitch, just go there and get it over and done with."
Just go up there and get rumbling and tumbling.
I'm like, "I can't wait."
So go up there.
No, just do it 'cause I know I'll feel better if you're up there with Mitch.
-Just go and listen to their conversation. -I feel like you wanna get rid of me.
Can you just keep an eye?
'Cause Mitch said to me that he's flirty and he can't help it
-'cause that's his fuckboy side. -[Claudia gasps]
-That's what he said to me. -He did not.
-No, you're lying. -He did say that.
-[Phoebe H] Hi. -Here she is.
-[Phoebe H] Hi. I'm so sorry. -The star of the moment.
[Mitchell] No, it's fine.
-What's up. -[Austen] Can I sit?
-Uh, if you wanna play a game. -[Austen] What's the game?
Playing Truth or Dare, because we wanna get to know the girls on another level.
-[Austen] I'll play. -[Mitchell] Okay.
-Nice. -Okay.
I did not realize this was for--
Okay, so what we were gonna do is we were gonna play Monopoly, okay?
But we don't have the board or the money so we're gonna play Truth or Dare instead.
It's gonna get raunchy.
I do like a game of Truth or Dare. [chuckles]
Can I just ask,
-why did you guys just ask us? -It's gonna get raunchy.
'Cause we're new and they want to get to know us.
We wanna get to know you. We wanna get to see what you're like.
-This is naughty. -[Callum] So, what we're gonna do,
instead of playing it with everyone, we're gonna make our own version.
Whatever we're playing, whatever happens in here,
we're not telling anyone out there.
You guys are shady.
You just want to make out, but you just don't wanna get in trouble.
-It's okay. If you just want to kiss… -[laughing]
-Are you a mind reader? -…just say it. It's okay.
-Why do we gotta do Truth or Dare though? -Why are you using a game?
-I don't know what to say. -You're like a little boy.
I know. Look at me.
-[Mitchell] Truth or dare? -Dare.
-She's going straight in for the dare. -I'm not really attached to the girls.
So, to me, I don't really have loyalties.
You have to kiss Callum from here and go into his ear and lick his ear.
-[Phoebe] Do I need my phone? -[Claudia] I don't know.
[Phoebe] Okay, we have to be silent.
-Remember, we are super spies. -[Claudia] Okay.
[whispering] We're still super spies.
Oh, my God. I can't even watch.
Should I pretend like it's not happening? Be like, "What's up, eh, mate?"
-[Mitchell] Ooh. -[Phoebe H laughing]
Give him a wet willy.
-It tickles… -[Phoebe H] Wet willy.
-[Phoebe H] Oh, my God. I can't. -[Mitchell] All right. [laughs]
-Callum, truth or dare? -Dare.
Do a three-way kiss?
[all laughing]
-Okay, ready? Are you ready? [chuckles] -[laughing]
-[Callum] Three, two, one. -[Austen] All right.
[Callum] You can't laugh.
-[Claudia] What the fuck? -[Phoebe] Why did he run away?
-Bro, you can't laugh. -[Mitchell] I'm sorry.
I dare you, Phoebe, I want you to undo every button on his shirt.
I want you to lick him from up here and peck him on the cheek.
-No, and kiss him. -Is this gonna get you in trouble?
I don't give a fuck. What happens in this area--
[both] She's not gonna know.
[Vakoo] Unless you tell her.
I want you to just go like this, just unbutton his top.
-[Callum laughs] Salty. -So I unbutton this?
-Am I undoing his pants? -Yes, yes. The pants too.
[Vakoo shushing]
-[Vakoo] She wants to do it. -She wants to do it.
I'm undoing the buckle,
if I know how to work it.
-Hopefully no one comes. -[Mitchell laughs]
This is Love Island. This is all we need. This is why we needed you two in here.
-We need this. -We needed some fun.
We needed this. [cackles] Do it!
-I'm getting hot. -Shut up.
I'm gonna take my top off. I'm getting hot.
I'm hot. Bro, I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
-[screams] -Oh, fuck.
[Vakoo laughing]
[laughing]
[Vakoo] I'm fucking dead.
Can you put your shirt on? Why is your shirt off?
-[Austen] Are you all right? -No.
-Who'd she kiss? -[Austen] Did he do it?
[Phoebe] It's fucked.
[Callum, Mitchell chuckling]
Where do you wanna go?
-[crying] I'm gonna vomit. -It's okay. No, it's okay.
I don't wanna be part of this.
You're the instigator.
[chuckles]
[Phoebe sniffling]
-[crying] -[mouthing words] Fuck you!
[Phoebe crying]
[crying continues]