♪ You gotta work If you really want it
♪ You gotta believe Yeah, you gotta own it... ♪
NARRATOR: 'Previously on Love Island Australia...'
♪ No, I never stop... ♪ '..a shocking villain era twist...'
Oh, my God! '..saw new boy, Andy...'
Hello, ladies. ALL:Hi.
'..romance the girls...' You are gorgeous, by the way.
Thank you. You're really gorgeous yourself.
Would you be open? SHE LAUGHS
My head was so solid until today. '..and make a steal.'
Nakia.
Kale, unfortunately, you have been left single,
and you are now dumped.
NARRATOR: 'We're really gonna miss you, Spinach.'
'Tonight...'
Everything she said's just gone. Like, it meant nothing.
NAKIA:I didn't pick this.
This is not me showing my true colours.
'It's still...' ..the villain era.
NARRATOR: 'And it's got the Islanders feeling... daring...'
You guys, I hope it was an innocent bloody kiss.
'..dangerous...'
I am the villain of villain era right now.
My interest levels are up with Savanah.
You're such a smooth talker.
Like, I hear you say things, and I'm like, "Oh, that was hot."
SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
'..and downright dastardly.'
I get what I want, and Georgia's what I want.
So, yeah, I'm coming for it.
♪ It's just another One of those days... ♪
It's time to meet Andy.
You have selected Savanah and Nakia as your top two girls,
but you can only couple up with one.
The girl I'd like to couple up with is...
♪ Our love was always dead... ♪ ..Nakia.
♪ So don't try... ♪
The boy that is left single tonight will be dumped from the villa.
♪ To play me like a fool Cos I've been a fool... ♪
Kale, unfortunately, you have been left single,
and you are now dumped.
How do you feel about it all?
I've never lied when I've said any of it.
Yeah. ♪ Cos I'm better off as one... ♪
I love you, Kale. Bye, Kale.
SHE EXHALES SHARPLY
This morning when the girls left, out of anything that could happen,
those two had the most security. Yeah.
We just feel like he's been lied to. We think... yeah.Yeah.
And Nakia also told Kale that she would leave if this happened.
She said she'd leave. She said they were end game.
Kale and Nakia was so solid right up until this point,
and then she has a two-minute conversation with another guy.
Then it's, "Oh, yeah, you know, maybe I'm not exclusive any more.
"Maybe I'm not gonna leave the villa if he leaves,"
and everything she said's just gone, like it meant nothing.
I love Nakia, but I do think
that she didn't tell Andy how closed off...
No, she didn't. But she also...
I saw the way her eyes lit up when she saw Andy.
She can't help her feelings,
but for that to change in a matter of hours today,
I didn't think Nakia was that type of girl that would do that.
I just feel like our brother's being done, like,
absolutely fucking dirty.
I can't... I can't look at her for now.
I dunno if that'll change,
but I feel like all the boys are in the same boat.
I feel bad for Nakia cos the boys are gonna give it to her, I reckon.
I won't let them give it to her. Yeah, I know.
I understand what she's saying. Yeah.
The boys don't see it as that, and that's why I'm worried about her.
The boys are fucking... brain-dead apes, aren't they?
I don't think this is bad that Nakia isn't leaving with Kale
as everyone says it is.
She met a guy that she likes this morning, and he chose her.
So what is she meant to do about it? It's Love Island.
The worst part about it is I said,
"Oh, so do you wanna explore it romantically with Andy?"
And she said, "Yeah."
She goes, "Well, Kale's gone." She said, "Well, Kale's gone."
BOYS:Oh. ZAC:I ain't even looking at her.
Like, the bed's not even cold yet, and she's already saying
that she's gonna romantically move on cos he's gone.
If there was a real connection with Nakia and Kale,
I feel like Nakia would've 100% left, and she didn't.
So... actions speak louder than words.
Yeah, yeah. I didn't pick this. I didn't...
Yeah, no. I...This is not me showing my true colours.
100%. I didn't fucking go up there...
I'm not... SHE GRUNTS
Don't need to start... Fuck, like, don't...
You don't need to be angry. This....
But I'm angry that that's what's being said about me.
Like, I'm not... I'm not... This is not what I did.
I didn't do this. I know that. I know that, like...
Yeah. What made you stay?
Because I felt something with him, with Andy.
That's fair enough. And I...
I feel like I would regret it if I didn't at least...
Give him time of day. ..give him my time, I mean.
100%.And it sucks that it was at the expense of Kale leaving.
Yeah, and you didn't know that. It wasn't meant to be.
You know what I man? Like, fucking don't sweat on it.
Don't get me wrong, like, it is hard for all of us to see.
Yeah, I get it. But the thing is, though...
It's not your relationship. It won't ruin anything you've got.
It sucks he's leaving, but you can see him on the outside.
He's not dead. I know. Like...
Cos that fucking ain't nice
for anyone to have to deal with that shit.
OK? Yeah.
Do you want a hug?
No. OK.
I just feel like everyone's so angry at me.
SHE SIGHS Just makes you feel really shit.
So, a new bomb in the villa.
Yeah. How was it? How was your chat with him, though?
It was, like, fine. Yeah.
Like, we talked. I do find him, like, attractive.
Of course. He's probably the normal type,
like, on the outside that I go for normally.
Yeah, you go for, with the nice mo and shit.
I do. Oh, I do. I do love a mo. I was like, "Oh, he's got the mo."
Did you say that? I immediately said that.
I was so relieved when Georgia came in, you know.
I get to just continue to explore what we've got going on.
Seeing you come through, honestly,
like, you can probably see I was, like...
You were so happy. You looked me, you went...
SHE EXHALES
Told him that you were with me and...
Oh, he asked, like, who I was coupled up with.
I was like, "Yeah, like, I'm with Nate."
"We've been together for, what, two days now?"
And, like... THEY GIGGLE
I was saying, like, our connection's, like,
developing quite nicely, like, naturally.Yeah, yeah.
Like, it's... yeah. That's good. I'm glad.Yeah.
Georgia brings out a different side of me that, like,
I haven't really been able to, like, show in this villa.
Like, you know, I can get a bit, like, giddy and stuff,
and, like, I'm liking where it is with Georgia.
Like, we get along super well. Like, I can be my complete self.
So it's... it's great.
We were literally like,
"All right, two female bombshells coming to the villa."
We thought that as well.
We're like, "It's due," but I only just came in two days ago, so...
I know but... What? You want more bombshells?
No, I'm not asking for it. I'm not asking for it.
I said I was happy. OK.
I said I was happy. I was like, it's gonna be hard.
It's gonna be hard to get a better bombshell.Yeah.
It would be. Yeah. Damn right.
Fuck, yeah, it would be. 100%.
Especially for me. Impossible, actually.
Of course. Impossible.
'New boy Andy unwittingly dived into villain era
'and tore apart Nakia and Kale AND me and my kale puns.
'Now everyone's carrying heavy emotional "cabbage". '
Just like... Fuck.
I had no idea how deep they were into the...
their relationship, their couple that... like, I didn't...
This is the thing, though, back here, like...
Yeah, they were in deep.
They also knew each other for, like, a week.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
Given the reaction, I know there was some kind of feelings.
I feel bad because no matter how you look at it,
I was the thing that divided it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, OK. I get what you're saying.Yeah.
I know that I didn't do anything wrong,
but at the same time, it's still, like,
an uncomfortable situation to walk into.
Yeah, I think it was just because, last night,
they both said to each other if one of them left,
they'll leave with them.
Mm! That's why... That's why...
Mm-mm. That's the drama.
So now it makes sense to you why everyone's like...
Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a different...
That changes the ball game a little bit.
It makes me more empathetic, and I'm more understanding of why
the reactions were the way they were.
That's a wild card thrown in.
You sure you don't want a tea? NAKIA:No, thank you.
How we doing over here? Good (!)
Great (!) Great (!)
Yeah, just outstanding, I'm sure (!)
'I have nothing but respect for Nakia.'
It doesn't change the way I feel about her.
It more just changed kind of my understanding
of what had happened and the reactions that were had.
Obviously, I know this is difficult.
I tried to give you a little bit of space
cos I didn't wanna be just in your face.
It's, like, nothing to do with you at all. Like...
Yeah. I'm not upset you picked me at all. I'm happy you did.
I just feel overwhelmed because, like, obviously, I didn't expect it.
I didn't expect to come back, and he's just gone.Yeah.
Erm... SHE EXHALES
..and then, like, just the boys hating on me, pissing me off.
Which is brutal. Like, this was my decision.Yeah.
Like, I did this. Yeah.
You know what I mean? You didn't do anything wrong.Yeah.
So one thing I definitely have to ask, though...Yeah.
..because somebody did mention that you guys had told each other
that if one of you guys leaves that the other person would go with them.
Yeah, yeah. It was literally last night.
OK. In bed. It was, like, the...
It wasn't even a deep conversation. It was the quickest thing ever.
He just basically rolled over to me, and he was like,
"I just feel like if someone came in here, and I got..."
Oh, no, "If you got, like, picked you, and you got dumped,
"I'd walk with you." Ah.
And I was, like, "Yeah, same."
And yeah, I understand why they're upset
because it's kind of me going back on my word.
But I didn't... I didn't say it like a lie. It wasn't a lie.
I didn't think that there would be anyone in here
that would potentially turn my head. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Until I met you.Oh.
THEY LAUGH
That's sounded like a fucking line out of a... out of a corny movie.
It did, didn't it? But hey, made me feel good, so...
I just... I... Yeah.I mean, I'm... Obviously, I'm glad that you did.
It is what it is now. I can't change it.
What a day.
♪ It's no question We've got a vibe... ♪
Chatting with Nakia tonight,
I mean, I definitely think that there's a spark there.
I don't know why I thought you coming in would be like,
we'd have a good night! You know?
Why did... Why did anyone think that?
I don't know. I don't know.
It's such a relief that I'm vibing with Andy after everything,
like, it just makes it feel like at least I didn't...
At least Kale didn't leave for no reason.
Here we are. Yeah.
♪ What you waiting for? Come on, make your move. ♪
Shit moves so fast in here. I bet.
'Things go fast, but inflatable flamingos
'constantly moving into shot go slo-o-w. Pinky!
'Having survived the fire pit,
'Trent uses top secret code to say, "Can I pull you for a chat?"
'to Georgia, who uses top secret code to say, "Yeah, all right." '
I'm so relieved I'm staying in.
After everything went down down by the fire pit,
I feel like I've got unfinished business.
Is Nate your usual type?
He actually isn't my normal type. Yeah, I didn't think that.
Personality-wise, he is, though.
Like, he's really sweet. Like, you know?
Why? What do you think is my normal type?Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. Me, for sure.
Think you? Nah.
And what have you got to bring to the table?Heaps.
So much. Really? You need a funny guy in your life.
I do love a funny guy. I'm funnier than Nate.
Mm.I feel like cos we're coupled up, we've been talking a lot, so...
Yeah. You look, like, closed off.
Do I? Yeah, 100%
OK. I am not closed off.
If I had the choice,
I would choose you over Sav in a heartbeat right now.
I just feel like... yeah, I can't fake it with Sav.
I needed a breakthrough, and I thrive best under pressure,
so I feel like if I've got something to chase,
like Georgia, like something that I want,
um, I usually get what I want, so...
You're naturally beautiful. Thank you.
That's, like, a huge thing. Yeah. Thank you.
Massive. Thank you.
Lips natural? No.
Yeah. One mil? Got a bit of filler in there.
Yeah, probably near one mil.
Suit your face, yeah. Yeah, I think so as well.
I don't like, um...
I hate, like, fake boobs. I've got fake boobs.
Do you? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
No, you don't. Do you? I do.
You can't tell at all. I'm like, that's fucking...
You should be able to...
You should be able to try before, like...
I dunno, free the nip so that we can see.
Fuck. It's not a deal-breaker, but fuck.
That's fine. You wanna take it back, or...?
THEY LAUGH How do I undo that?
I love fake boobs. SHE LAUGHS
After that, I feel really confident between Georgia and I.
I feel like we're moving in the right direction, big time.
Where is everyone? Do you reckon they went to bed?
Oh, what? How long were we out there for?
Talking about fake boobs and...
♪ I've never felt feelings so strong This is new... ♪
You all good, bro? I don't know where the room is.
♪ You wanna dive in, deep end If you want it... ♪
Meow! Argh!
LAUGHTER
♪ I'm all in... ♪
What a night, guys.
♪ We can hide it, deny it
♪ If you wanna, we can dive in
♪ I'm all in We can fall in love... ♪
Going to bed tonight,
I do feel more confused than I did yesterday.
Yesterday, I felt very, like, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate.
And now I've got, like, Trent at the back of my mind as well.
I'm a bit confused.
Fully into it, bro. Yeah, dude.
♪ We can fall in love... ♪
Night. SHE LAUGHS
And just like that...
Right. Here we are.
Sharing a bed with Andy tonight is gonna be a massive change,
but I am excited as well.
Like, it's a new opportunity,
and yeah, I'm not mad about laying next to a literally perfect human.
One time, a girl said, "You give off kinda like vanilla vibes."
SHE LAUGHS
Ouch.
I definitely think I made the right decision.
Nakia was the first one that stuck out to me.
Besides being beautiful, the conversation flowed so easy.
You know, when the time's right,
hopefully, we can get a little bit closer.
♪ You wanna dive in
♪ Deep end If you want it, we can try it
♪ I'm all in
♪ Faces saying we can hide it Deny it
♪ If you wanna, we can dive in
♪ I'm all in We can fall in love. ♪
'The Islanders awake after a good sleep,
'except for Zac and Lucinda,
'who've been kissing for eight hours straight.
'Good morning, Savanah. I said good morning, Savanah.'
Good morning. 'Thank you!'
'OK, you've got a full day of love and betrayal ahead,
'so make your bed, then you can lie in it. Chop-chop!'
Abby sleeps on that side, Reid sleeps on that side.
I told him, "You haven't made the bed since you've been here."
He goes, "Yeah, I make it every day."
That's a blatant lie. It's so bizarre.
'That would give me the ick.'
We're not 1950s housewives any more.
To be fair, he is making me a coffee.
But, like, Ben would help me make the bed and would make me a coffee.
Aidan. What?
Do you know that Tyra makes the bed every morning?
She thinks that you don't know. Tyra, your coffee's there, babe.
Oh, thank you so much.
We'll have to make a deal where, like, I know you...
You get the coffee, though. So... Ben did both.
HE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
Honestly, I don't think I'm that high-maintenance,
just help me make the bed, or at least offer.
It's the principle of it.
The bar's not that high, to be completely honest.
Me and Aidan are OK.
I don't know if I'm feeling the pressure from being voted, like,
like top two favourite couples, but I don't feel drawn to him.
Like...You don't feel drawn to Aidan like you did with Ben?No.
Like, I don't really wanna go hang out with him,
I'm not excited to get into bed with him.
I think Aidan's actually kind of immature.
I know he's, like, 29. I just get immature vibes.
The thing that I don't want to do with Aidan is force anything,
and I feel like I'm trying to make myself feel a certain way
that I just simply am not.
Um, things are going, like, pretty well for me, I feel.
Like, with Nate, obviously, we got coupled up,
and things have been moving steadily,
like, in the right direction, I feel.
But I did have a chat with Trent as well last night,
and we do vibe, like, a lot.
I can... It sounds really stupid,
but I can see him integrating to my family well, like, quite well.Wow.
That's a big bomb to drop. Good on her, though.
Hopefully, he puts in more effort with her than he did with me.
I just feel like what we had at the beginning was really, really good,
and we had a good couple of weeks and stuff,
but he's not very good at, like, putting in effort.
Like, I really need somebody to give me all that
and, like, reassurance... and he can't do that.
♪ That's when we come alive
♪ That's when we come alive... ♪
How are you Trent? I'm good.
How are you? Yeah, I'm good.
I feel like we both know why we're at the fire pit.
I think we both...
THEY LAUGH Um...
I can tell that, like, there's no effort going into this.
Yeah.And if people put in effort, it's cos they want to.
Yeah, absolutely.And they care about what's happening.
Yeah.And, like, that hasn't been happening.
I feel like... I feel like we did have something for a few days.
Oh, we did. Absolutely, I agree.
I don't regret anything. I thought it was like...No. But, um...
Trent, I love you... Yeah.
..as a mate. We are so totally flogging a dead horse here.
I know, I know.
And I was I was gonna pull you for this chat today.Yeah.
There's been a couple of good days where we've been really close
and probably a little bit romantic, but then there's been other days
where it's just like nothing but a friendship,
just a laugh with a friend.
I don't feel like one or the other's done wrong by the other person.
I don't think that at all. I don't think that at all.
I think it's just like, we can both tell that something is dying.
Yeah. I just feel like... we've made the right call.
Yeah, I think so, too.
I don't think Trent knows what he needs from a relationship.
And I feel like that was clear from his first one with Tia
and his second one with me.
'So, good luck to whoever gets Trent.'
Go, Georgia. Go all in, girl. If you like him, go for it.
MUSIC: 'Con La Mano Arriba' by Nicolas Cantor
'Oh, sultry Spanish salsa music - timely, too,
'as the boys impress the ladies with their moves.
'Pinky is "perrrr-ving". Ha! Fair enough.
'And new boy Andy's doing the chest press cha-cha!
'Uncle Sam would be so proud.'
New boy in the gym.
Oh, this is fun. Just got a new membership.
I wonder how much the sign-up fee was.
Andy is doing America so fucking proud.
Oh, that man is literally made from the Gods himself.Yeah.
Do you think Andy's better looking than Kale?
I do.Do you? 100%.
SHE GASPS
See, I actually think Kale's better-looking than Andy.
Do you? Yeah.
Kale's personality, like, made him even more gorgeous.Mm.
Do you wanna go over there? Yeah.
I'll go over there with you.
'I just feel bad for Kale.'
I just don't really understand how someone can switch up so quickly.
I'm just trying to work out the whole situation today.
It seems weird. Mm.
I think I'm just shocked at the whole Nakia situation.
WHISPERING:They were both so into each other.Were they?
WHISPERING:I don't think they were.
They said they were, like... they said they were end game.
Yeah. Yeah.
With Nakia's reaction last night,
I just don't think that she cares that much about Kale.
And I feel like I'm just stating out the obvious, to be honest.
Yeah, Kale and I were coupled up for, like, what, a week-and-a-half.
That's not a lot. No.
I mean, shit, you haven't even gone grocery shopping.Right?
What if I don't like the food he puts in the fucking cart?
Yeah. Ick.
Terrible. That's what I'm saying.
I don't necessarily say I get the ick easy, like, where I'm like,
just, like, off of someone. Mm.
But I get the, "Ugh." "Ugh," yeah. So do I.
OK, the other thing about me that you definitely need to know...Mm.
..is I have, like, an extreme case of being a people pleaser.
Oh. Ew.Did you say, "Ew"? Yeah.
Why is that so "ew"?
I know there's flaws behind it,
but maybe that's how a couple's supposed to be.
One person needs to be, like... Yeah, you can please everyone,
I'll just...When my food gets brought out wrong at the restaurant,
you're gonna have to tell 'em that it's wrong.Oh, I will.
And I won't. Really?
I've been brought out the wrong meal,
and I'm just like, "Ah, this looks good, too. Fine."
Hell, no. If I'm paying for something, I'm getting what I want.
I'm kinda just going with the flow. Life's...
Oh, no! Life's good.
So I have to be Karen?
But don't be too Karen cos then I'll, "Ugh!"
"Ugh!" I will throw up in my mouth.
Yeah, Nakia and I, I mean, it's just super easy with her.
It's super fun, like, it's really nice to see
how to how easy you can chat with somebody
cos I don't think that that's that common.
'I'm a people pleaser, too. Is this line going OK?
'You probably want story. I can do that.
'Um... Abby doesn't know where Reid's head is at.
'No wonder! The guy doesn't even know
'which part of the protein shaker to drink from.'
What's happening? Not much. How are you feeling?
Good. Good?
Good. Bit tired after that but I'm feeling good.
So, like, how are you feeling about, like, me?
Yeah, obviously, I'm still wanting to, um...
continue to get to know you more and more,
I know it's been just over a week now.
Yeah. A week and a couple of days.
Like, this is just how I'm feeling,
but I just feel like you're not that into me.
I wouldn't say I'm not that into you. I would say...
Like, I feel like I don't get anything from you
to make me feel like you like me at all.
Yeah.
Well, I'm... Yeah, I'll... I'll be perfectly honest.
I'm not too sure of...
my feelings for you cos it's like, I look for that spark,
and I look for that thing that grabs me straight away.
Yeah.Where it's an unexplainable sort of feeling.
But yeah, I'm just not, I'm just not really feeling that...
SHE SIGHS
Mm.How are you feeling? Kind of shit now.
Kinda shit now? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, well. Mm.
SAVANAH:At least the sun's out today, you guys.
That's, like... Oh, that's something positive.
Look on the bright side.
SHE SCOFFS
So, what, do you want me to just, like, give you space now, or...?
I think, yeah, I think a little bit of space.
A bit more space.Yeah. You know what I'm not talking about.
It's hard to gauge the space amount
cos it's not really a thing that you can really gauge, but...Mm.
Right. Mm-hm.
For her to hear me out and not react too irrational was... was good.
She handled it like a champ.
All right.
SHE SIGHS
SHE CLEARS THROAT
Is it a bandaid on your knee? What?
No, I slipped down a driveway, and I cut myself.
It's in the perfect shape of a bandaid.Yeah.
♪ You shake me to break me
♪ I know I'm running out
♪ Of time to remind you
♪ These things I'm singing out... ♪
But, anyway, talk soon. Exactly, yeah.
Are you OK, bubs? What's the matter?
What happened?
Reid, Reid, Reid.
I knew it. What?
Did you have a good chat? No, she's crying.
Oh, sorry. I didn't realise you were crying, babes.
What d'you mean, "You knew it"? You knew what?
Just, like, I'm not feeling it. He said he's not feeling it?
She took it really well. OK, cool.
She took it super well.
SHE SNIFFS I just feel so embarrassed.
SHE INHALES
Like, of course the hot, tall guy doesn't like me.
And I laid it out softly to her. Yeah, of course.
That's the only way I can do it. Yep.
She's... She's done nothing wrong at all.
SHE CRIES
He was obsessed with you. This is like D-day!
What's... What's happened here?
Reid's told Abby that he's not in it any more.
Really? What the fuck?
TYRA:That was not on my bingo card this week.
Oh, my God, no.
Everything that's come out of his mouth is just bullshit, then.
Yeah.You saying that you are waiting for that spark, then, like,
what was the first two days?
You were all over me.
It feels like he was just doing it so he could stay in the game.
Mm, that felt good, and hopefully... it's like, it's convenient timing
because we're probably expecting a female bomb...
Yeah, oh, mate, 100%.
Someone's gonna come in because there's too many.
There's too many of us that are... Too many men. Too many, many men.
REID CHUCKLES
I don't think in here this is the right place for him to meet someone
because it doesn't seem like he puts in effort
with anyone that he's been with in here, like...
I feel like all the boys show off in front of each other,
and that's, like, their number one priority.
SAVANAH:Freaking weird. It's so much like high school.
It's like they've put us in a group
with the most emotionally unintelligent people
I've ever met in my life.
BOTH CHANTING: We need some more girls in here.
♪ I can't explain
♪ The ways you kill me slowly
♪ You know I've had enough. ♪
My eyeballs probably look like foreskin now.
When I cry, they blow up, and they just look like foreskins.
♪ Cuando empece en este juego Me creia el mero mero
♪ El peleonero que tiraba lirica Con fuego... ♪
SPANISH RAP PLAYS
'How do you like my rapping? I think I sound all right.
'Rapping in Spanish is actually pretty easy
'once you know how to rap... and speak Spanish.
'Now, when this show is over-dubbed for the Latin market,
'what Nate says next will sound more like...
IN DEEP VOICE: '..tengo un texto.'
PHONE CHIMES
EXCLAMATIONS, CHUCKLING
SHOUTING:I got a text. Fucking hell.
EXCLAMATIONS Oh, my God.
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
Hashtag "♪officepolitics". Hashtag "♪bossbitches".
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, my God.
Woo-hoo! Challenge! Challenge!
Let's all kiss to celebrate. LAUGHTER
KISSING, LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES
KISSING, CHUCKLING
Oh, I'm hoping that if the girls have to pick the boys,
I'm hoping that Georgia picks me for whatever it is
and, yeah, maybe even share a kiss or something.
That's what I'm manifesting.
Who am I actually gonna pick? I think I'm gonna have to pick Reid.
Let's not assume what the challenge is gonna be.
I am single, ready to mingle and, like, this outfit is so hot.
One of the guys has to fall in love with me after this, hopefully Andy.
Guys, let's remind these boys
that they are fucking living with 10/10 gals.
I reckon they forget because everyone's hot in here.
They forget on the outside world, there's no-one as hot as us.Yeah.
I'm expecting so many HR complaints.
SHE LAUGHS
'Urgent reminder,
'if you attempt any activity seen in this challenge in your workplace,
'you will be fired immediately - got it?
'Last challenge, the boys took their shot.
'Now it's the girls' turn. Here are the rules.'
CHEERING
'After taking the elevator to level 69,
'our girl bosses strut into their office
'and drop a sexy pick-up line to their underlings.'
Does anyone work in recruitment?
I have a position that needs filling.
CHEERING
'After picking some jaws off the floor,
'our chairwomen of the board
'photocopy a report on their, er, merchandise.
'In the CEOs' inboxes...' NARRATOR CLEARS THROAT
'..they select a lowly lad who works hard
'that they'd like to work harder.'
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah, Tyra!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Smashed it!Good job. Thanks.
Yeah, Tyra's... HE EXHALES
No words, yeah. HE LAUGHS
ELEVATOR DINGS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I need help importing files I shouldn't.
♪ I see you... ♪
Go, Lucinda!
CHEERING, LAUGHTER
CHEERING
That's so hot. Whoo-hoo!
I definitely wanna take that photo home.
AMERICAN ACCENT: Hello? Sorry, you're fired.
LAUGHTER Oh, my God, go on!
CHEERING, ZAC CHUCKLES
APPLAUSE
It wasn't my first time being thrown on a desk.
HE LAUGHS It was.
Go, Abby! Go, Abby. CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
You could not tell Abby has just had her heart broken.
She is in revenge mode.
Fucking hell. Jesus Christ. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, my God! That's so hot.
SHE CHEERS AND GIGGLES
KIRRA:You've got tits.
Oh, my God. Abby's pic was hot. Her tits were like...
That's such a good photocopy. Reid, what are you doing, man?
Yeah, Abby!
Oh, Abby. ABBY CHUCKLES
I love Love Island, man. 'Abby's gorgeous.'
She's on my shortlist of people I wanna pull for a chat today
and kind of just see what's going on.
LUCINDA:Oh, my God, what?
You're joking! What? EXCLAMATIONS
No, I knew that Abby was not gonna pick me at all
during that challenge, which is completely fair.
Definitely threw me off that she picked Zac.
Was not expecting that at all. EXCLAMATIONS
I could not stop laughing the whole time. It was so funny.
I mean, like, obviously, I didn't wanna pick Reid.
Like, I'm not gonna give him the satisfaction of kissing him,
so I thought, "Zac's a laugh. Just pick Zac."
Yeah, I think it was an innocent kiss.
You guys, I hope it was an innocent bloody kiss.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I work after hours, just not in the office.
EXCLAMATIONS
CHEERING Go, Sav!
Oh, my days. EXCLAMATIONS
Oh, I am the villain of villain era right now.
I'm literally taking villain era by the balls, and I'm twisting it.
Like, nothing matters any more. I have nothing to lose.
Here you go. LAUGHTER
Go, Savvy.
Wow, it's so hot. LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.
LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES
Single Sav is a savage. Say that five times fast, though. Wow.
"Single Sav is a savage. Single Sav is a savage."
LAUGHTER, EXCLAMATIONS
CHEERING
I did kind of wanna make Trent realise what he was missing out on.
Also, I just really wanted to kiss Andy cos he's really hot.
Welcome to Love Island. Here we go, baby.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It was hard to watch because I obviously do like Andy,
and, you know, you don't want another girl kissing your man,
but at the end of the day, he's not my man right now.
But, you know, devil works hard, but I work harder.
CHEERING
Georgia looks so hot.
I would report Georgia to HR every day of the week, I reckon.
She's fucking hot. CHEERING
Oh, wow.
I'm hoping that Georgia picks me, but it's a challenge,
and she could choose absolutely anyone that she wants.
Moment of truth, boys.
Come here, sexy man. Come with me.
CHEERING You're a bad, bad boy.
CHEERING
It's a weird feeling, watching Georgia and Nate kiss
because I'm so close to that being me.
I'll just have to kiss her outside of a challenge, I think.
DING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Go, girl.
Office hours are nine till five, but who wants to work some overtime?
CHEERING Yeah!
I'd pay money to work overtime with Nakia.
♪ Para ti, para ti, para ti
♪ Hoy es el unico dia
♪ Hay que vivirlo Hoy es el unico dia
♪ Hay que vivirlo
♪ La manera que me hace sentir
♪ Cuando bailamos, se que es vivir De cero a cien, para... ♪
Let's go.
Once I grabbed Andy's tie and I took him to that table, it was my world.
Everyone was just living in it.
CHEERING
Nice.Get on there. Mm-hm.
Oh, my God! You tell me exactly what to do.
Lay down.Mm-hm. Rest in peace, man.
What's next, baby? Kiss me.
Nakia was bossing me around a little bit, and... it worked.
It... It worked.
NAKIA CHUCKLES, ANDY EXHALES
I was so excited to kiss Andy. It was an unbelievable kiss, like...
..blew my mind.
I was so excited, and I'm so glad I've done it now.
'The boys must now vote
'for the most technologically-innovative boss.
'Jokes! Ha-ha! The sexiest every time.'
TRENT:I feel like Sav was just so into it.
NATE:Yeah, she fucking did all that, so she...
And she gets it for you.
It was a hard decision,
but the sexiest girl goes to... Savanah.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I can die happy now.
Sexiest girl on Love Island. This is my greatest achievement to date.
'Yeah, who needs a law degree (?)
'Last one back to the villa has to get a job.'
♪ Come and get it Yeah, come and get it
♪ I know you want it So come and get it... ♪
'The girls are buzzing after their sexy boss bonanza.
'In fact, the producers loved it so much,
'they gifted them a special crystal trophy for their efforts.
'Unfortunately, it didn't make it back to the villa.'
You ladies smashed it. Bunch of boss bitches.
You ladies did so good,
although I do think the guys did a better job.
LAUGHTER In your dreams.
My first Love Island challenge was obviously incredible.
I feel like one of the islanders now.
I'm coming over. What did we think?
I was shaking...
That was the scariest thing... I was shaking the whole time.
I was trying to pick a face, and I was going... uh...
TYRA:How do you feel about Abby and Zac?
You know what? You guys looked so sexy.
Me and Zac's kiss was just laughing in teeth the whole time.
But you know what with you is, like, I told you not to go for Reid.
Yeah, but, like, cos I do really like Reid, so it's annoying.
Yeah, but, babe, Reid doesn't like you.
I know. You know?
And don't let a man tell you twice. Yeah.
How come you chose Nate over...?
I literally... As I was picking faces, I was like,
"I don't know who I'm about to choose now.
"I'll just pick Nate." But now I feel like I should've picked Trent.
But I think in that moment,
I just felt really outta my comfort zone,
and Nate makes me feel comfortable, so I chose him.
I didn't realise I'd feel like this, which is interesting.
The good thing is you don't need a challenge to kiss somebody.
I do wanna kiss Trent, I do. I just wanna try it.
I just wanna.... LAUGHING:..I just wanna try it.
That sounds so bad. I just wanna see if Trent's a good kisser.
Guys, oh, my God. How was your kiss with Andy?
That was the hottest kiss ever.
My kiss was so hot with him. I didn't want it to ever end.
Was he a good kisser? Oh, my God.
He's such a good kisser. I never wanted that to end.
Feel like I smashed my face into his cos he had foundation on his face.
TYRA:He's the new resident... resident best kisser.
He's so hot, though.
I'm gonna pull him for a chat. I need to talk to him.
How was that for you between the two of them?
Like, one of 'em was better than the other, or...?
Yeah, it was... I mean, they were both pretty fucking hot.
Savanah, like, I don't wanna say outperformed,
but she outperformed everybody. Yeah.
Do you know what I mean? LAUGHTER
Don't wanna say outperformed but she outperformed.
TOGETHER:Yeah.
My interest levels are definitely up with Savanah,
so today, I am gonna take her aside and go talk to her a little bit
and kind of see what's going on because that was... that was good.
♪ Come a little closer
♪ I'll tell you all the things You want to hear... ♪
LAUGHTER
I really should have put shoes on, but, er...Do you want these?
No, that's all right. I'll just brave it. Andy is really cool.
It feels like we're on the same page
with a lot of stuff, for sure...
..and he's hot, which is really helpful.
Yeah, I don't know. I just wanted to chat to you
cos like I talked to you for, like, two minutes on the boat.
It was so quick. Yeah, it was so fast.
I'm always real quick, you know.
Are you? Oh, er, cool. HE LAUGHS
Well, I might just go back upstairs. LAUGHTER
Thank you, Sav, for having the loudest voice on the planet.
She is closer to his age. Fuck. Six years between you two.
Which means that I'll be, er, cuter for longer.Mm.
I was just observing
Sav's and Andy's... conversation.
You're Love Island through and through.What do you mean?
I feel like... I don't know. You're such a smooth talker.
Like, I hear you say things, and I'm like, "That was hot."
"You're such a smooth talker." SHE FAKE LAUGHS
I'm not saying I'm a talented man.
There's a few things I'm good at in life.OK.
One of them, I think, it's gotta be talking.Yeah.
I could just... I could talk to a wall.
Oh, my God. I'm the same. You're good at it.
Yeah.You're good at it, but it's not too much.
I love eavesdropping.
Sav was really leaning in, and she's just really into it.
I know she does like him.
The only thing that's got me concerned about them two
is that fucking challenge. Right.
I know, that challenge definitely... Yeah.
..made me a bit... It's a bit... Yeah...nervy.
If she wasn't so damn good at stripping.
Right. Such a bitch.
Why you gotta be so good?
That was hot. On the desk?Mm-hm.
Yeah, that was hot. Did you think I was gonna pick you?
It, like... It had crossed my mind. Yeah.
But I really didn't know, but... I'm glad you did.Yeah, same.
She was smiling ear to ear, laughing. "Ha-ha, ha-ha!"
So, I was rubbing it in. I was like, this is nice.
He's funny. We get it.
I was like, "Damn, I didn't really...
"I didn't really know I was into role play until... until now."
Jealousy does not look good on you, Nakia.
Green is not your colour, babe. Red is.
♪ He's mine, he's mine, he's mine He's mine, he's mine... ♪
Green is not my colour. Jealousy is not my colour either.
Um... eurgh.
I don't like that from me, but I cannot help it.
I mean, everyone talks about the sexy librarian thing
or something like that.
Never really sparked it,
but maybe it's just cos I hadn't seen it like that.OK, cool.
At the end of the day, who's he coming into bed with at night?
♪ He's mine, he's mine, he's mine He's mine, he's mine
♪ Don't know what You're trying to do
♪ But I wouldn't do that If I was you... ♪
♪ Trying to do the best for me Yeah... ♪
NARRATOR: Georgia said she wished she'd kissed Trent in the challenge.
Shame. On a completely unrelated note,
let's play a game of three's a crowd.
Oh, hey, Abby!
It's, like, just fair enough I picked Zac for that challenge.
Whatever, it was funny. It was funny.
I thought it was funny. I thought it was good. A challenge means nothing.
Mm-hm. Or does it?
You're such a little shit stirrer, aren't you?
She wanted to pick you. Yeah.
Really? She got too nervous.
Why didn't you? Bitched out.
I thought you were gonna pick me. I was going to.
Fuck. I full bitched it.
It was cos, like, I literally was going to...
I'm going bathroom. You guys talk. OK.That's all right.
I was literally going to, and then I was, like, nervous,
like, "Oh, I'm such a little bitch."
My head is scrambled. My head is so scrambled.
That's all right, we can kiss outside of a challenge.
I think it means more if it's outside of a challenge.
100%. 100%.That's all right, we'll have a chat tonight and...
"Have a chat tonight." ..see what happens.
You can't plan it, Trent.
I know, it's gotta happen. It's just gotta...
You can't plan these sort of things. Yeah.
It's like sexting. You can't plan these sort of things.Yeah, I know.
Are you a good sexter?
I feel like when I'm in a good mood, yeah.Yeah.100%.
Trent and Georgia seem to be having a great chat.
I think they're compatible. Mm.
Poor Natey.
I think they're compatible. You can see them working here?
Mm, I can see them working. But...
Besides the fact that she's a 21-year-old from Penrith.
Mm, like, what do you...? I feel like, I don't know.
I don't think Trent's vain.
Like, I don't think he'd take issue with it.
I think it's just, like, a compatibility thing.
I literally have chocolate in my fucking hands.
Do ten.
Are we done?
Then hold.OK, I need to eat my chocolate. That was a nice thought.
Why did you make me do that?
I don't know. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Actually, I've got a question for you.Yeah, OK.
So, you'd say I was your number one
if there was, like, a re-coupling this exact second?
100%, I'm not interested in anyone else.
Anyone else? OK. That's good to know.
What about you? Am I still number two?
I don't like being number two. I knew that when I said that.
I knew that was gonna, like, itch you a little bit.
I don't like being number two. So, what? You wanna be number one?
100%. How you gonna get there?
How do you want me to get there? Don't know.
It's up to you, isn't it? I get what I want. I'll...
Do you? 100%, I'll never have them.
OK. I feel we...
I feel like I could offer you
heaps more than what Nate can. Yeah.
Well, if you're not first, you're last.
I honestly think I'm at number one now,
and I've been confident I can get this done the whole time.
THEY LAUGH
Nate, how would you feel about Georgia getting to know everyone?
Um, I fucking back it.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think her and Trent are getting on quite well.
Little too well.
I know that Trent is, uh, Georgia's, like, other person
that she's looking at in the house.
I mean, it looks a bit flirty.
At the end of the day, like, they're gonna get to know each other.
I'm just hoping that he isn't able to like, you know,
lock her in as much as I can.
Has anyone told you that
she actually wanted to pick Trent for the challenge?
No, no-one's, like, told me, but they did tell me, like,
that was a safe option, which I felt like it was.
Mm. And she even told Trent.
I was like, "She was gonna pick Trent."
How does that make you feel?
Just depends where her head's at
after this chat with Trent mainly, to be honest.
Mm.I think, personally, that what I can provide Georgia
is a lot better than what Trent can provide her.
And, you know, I hope that she sees that.
You don't care if I take this off? No.
It's like the same shit as the bikini.
Keep going if you want. I only have one more layer left.
Do you reckon... Would you have sex in the villa?
No. Mm-hm, wait till you get out?
I think my dad would kill me.
Yeah. Like, actually kill me.
You'd do stuff, like, under the blanket?
Maybe. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. Would you? Yeah, I'd do...
Obviously you'd have sex, wouldn't you?
No, I wouldn't have sex. No.
Oh, you know what? That's another question I have.
Um, straight up, came in, I was like,
"One of my biggest icks is when they're too much of a boy's boy."
That's a deal breaker.
So, you're not a boys' boy? No way. I'm like a fucking...
And you love some simp energy?
Yeah, 100%. OK, cool.
And I don't let my girl pay for a single thing,
like, not even a coffee.
I love that. Not a single thing.
I literally love that. Like, if you were flying...
OK, fine. We'll just get married already.
If you were flying to see me, I would like...
Can you buy me a trip to Europe?
Yeah, I would seriously pay for the whole thing.
OK, cool. Done. I like that.
Number one already. Spend some money in front of me.
I'm just a gold digger like that.
I knew I should've brought cash in here.
That's so funny.
Like, I don't know. Yeah, he's a bit naughty.
He's a bit naughty, and I like it.
I'm very confident that I'll get what I want,
and I'll make the most of it.
And you won't look back when it happens.
I like that.
'I would definitely hate to lose her to Trent.
'Yeah. I'm a little bit worried.
'There is like stuff about Trent
'that I know that she's attracted to.'
It sucks, but, like, that's the situation I'm in.
Yeah, out of, like, everyone here,
I feel like I have the most in common with you.I agree.
I do have the fanny flutters for Trent.
SHE GIGGLES
'I don't know, maybe I will have a cheeky kiss with Trent tonight.'
I don't know.
We'll see if there's any sparks. Maybe.
♪ Might be best If you just look away... ♪
100% without a doubt in my mind, I'd pick Georgia,
and I wouldn't care if that was stepping on Nate's toes.
I'm here for me, and I get what I want.
And Georgia's what I want, so yeah, I'm coming for it.
♪ Cos I am wildfire, baby
♪ Wildfire
♪ Just the smallest bit of trouble Gets me aroused, yeah. ♪