# I want it now And ain't never gon' back down
# I want it now And ain't never gon' back down... #
NARRATOR: 'Previously on Love Island Australia...'
I was so excited to kiss Andy. It was an unbelievable kiss.
'Nakia and Sav played tug of war over new boy, Andy.'
You're such a smooth talker.
Like, I hear you say things, and I'm like, "Oh, that was hot."
'At the end of the day,
'who's he coming into bed with at night?'
'Georgia was torn between Trent and Nate.'
Yesterday, I felt very like Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate,
and now I've got, like, Trent at the back of my mind as well.
'And Reid ended it with Abby.'
I'm just not really feeling that...
So, what? Do you want me to just, like, give you space now, or...?
I think, yeah, I think a little bit of space.
She took it really well. OK, cool.
She took it super well.
'Super well (!)'
Everything that's come out of his mouth is just bullshit.
My eyeballs probably look like foreskin now.
When I cry, they just look like foreskins.
'I think there's a cream for that!
'Tonight...
# She's got me singing Ooh-whee
# Burning, baby
# Burning up brown In the summer heat... #
Whatever comes my way, will come my way.
'The villa is drama free.'
TEXT ALERT
A bomb will be dropping in exactly five minutes.
Hashtag tick, tick. Hashtag boom.
GIRLS SCREAM
'Kidding!
'That's right. It's a new boy for the girls.'
How are we? GIRLS:Hi! Good.
Oh, my God, he is so my type.
I feel like I'm gonna wet myself.
'And a brand new bombshell for the boys.'
I'm a free boat at the moment. All aboard.
Yes, sir. SHE GIGGLES
Two bombs. What's going on?
'Well, Andy, in case you forgot, it's still...'
The villain era.
Oh, fuck me. OK.
# We are hanging by a thread
# And you keep reaching For your knife
# To cut it
# Are you with me...? #
I'm very confident that I'll get what I want,
and I'll make the most of it.
I like that.
I think, personally, that what I can provide Georgia
is a lot better than what Trent can, and I hope that she sees that.
Out of everyone here,
I feel like I have the most in common with you.
I agree.
I do have the fanny flutters for Trent.
SHE GIGGLES
Without a doubt in my mind, I'd pick Georgia,
and I wouldn't care if it's stepping on Nate's toes.
I'm here for me, and I get what I want,
and Georgia's what I want, so yeah, I'm coming for it.
# Are you on my side? #
CHEERING
'To stay in shape, the Islanders go for a short jog
'before we cut to some out of focus lights to get to the drinks.
'Now it's time for American boy Andy
'to pledge allegiance to the Flag of Love Island.'
All right, guys, I just wanna say
I'm extremely thankful to all of you guys.
It was an extremely hectic night, um, absolutely insane,
so I wanna say cheers to the women and cheers to the men,
cheers to the lovers and cheers to friends.
CHEERING ALL:Cheers.
How you been today? This is really nice.
Do you like the back? Oof! Of course I like the back.
It's pretty, hey? Of course I like the back.
Did you like the challenge? We haven't even had a chat.
We haven't had a chat at all after the challenge.Yeah.
I mean, of course, I liked the challenge.
Like, how could I not like the challenge?
And, like, I'm grateful that you chose me.Yeah.
But, like, also, you know, you know how I am as well.
Like, if you... If you, like...
I know. ..are out there wanting to...
I was thinking about it. Yeah.
I did think about choosing someone else...
Trent? ..but as...
Yeah.
But as I was going through the photos, I was like,
"I'm too nervous to literally..." Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I... I like you... Yeah.
..and I feel comfortable around you. That's good.
You're so chill. I like it a lot. I'm always chill.
But I'm also, like...
I'm also... I know what I can, like...
I know what I can provide, so, like, I'm confident.
You know, I'm chill, but I'm confident.
Yeah. I know what I want.
Yeah. Yeah.
'It's really sexy.'
It's really sexy how Nate just is very, like, secure.
He's like, "Go out and do, like, what you need to do,
"and if you come back, you come back."
And that's a... I quite like that mentality.
'Wanting to end things with Aidan, Tyra decides to speak from the heart
'and tell him straight to his face...
'just as soon as she's finished rehearsing
'straight to Nakia's face.'
What? Hey...
THEY GIGGLE Can I pull you for a chat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Yeah, of course.
Um, yeah, I just wanted to say...
THEY SNICKER
"I wanted to let you know how I'm feeling at the moment."
I just wanna let you know how I'm feeling at the moment.
I'm kind of seeing us going in a friendship direction.
There's something missing there for me.Mm-hm.
Yeah, I actually just have been feeling like
I'm probably in love with Nakia anyway.
OK. THEY LAUGH
OK, so, that's what I'm gonna do.
No, that was good. I just don't know.
Oh, my God. I just have...
I feel like it's gonna be so much easier than...
The lead-up to it is always much worse than the actual event itself.
I feel like I've been brewing on it and stressing about it all day.
Finally, ripped the Band-Aid off.
OK, I just wanna touch base with you
only cos I've just... I've been brewing on it all day,
and I didn't wanna say cos I almost, like, didn't wanna believe it
cos you are, like, such a great guy.
Like, you're so gorgeous. Like... HE CHUCKLES
You actually... Thanks, but, like...
THEY LAUGH
And we do get along so well. Yeah, I know.
But I'm leaning towards just more friendship vibes.
You are literally, like, the greatest guy.
You are so nice, and we get along so well,
but there's just... I don't know what it is.
If you have to force it that early, then it's not working, that's fine.
If there's something missing, there's something missing.
It could not have gone any better.
I spoke my truth, I spoke my mind, said exactly how I was feeling.
'I feel so, so good.'
Like, don't sweat on it. Like, don't.
Oh, you're being so nice about this.
I've been so stressed out about this all afternoon.
This is what I literally said to you, though.
I was like, "You can talk to me about anything."
I literally am not that type of person
to fucking sweat, like... Yeah.
When I asked you about it, and you were just like, "I'm chill."
And I'm like, "You're not giving much back!"
I'm like, "I don't understand it."
Cos it was like ticking in my brain, and I didn't wanna...
SHE GASPS Was my nipple out the whole time?
OK, I did not know it... Was my nipple out the whole time?
I didn't see that. No, no, no, no. I didn't see...
I would've told you if your nipple was out.
I think you just knocked it when you leant forward.
I promise you I did not see your... Fuck!
THEY LAUGH
Me just like, "Yeah, yeah..."
Just hit a milestone there. ..with my nipple out.
Thank you for being so cool.
It's all good. Don't be silly. It's perfect.
It's all good. And I didn't see your nipple.
You're the best. Don't be silly. Honestly, it's cool.
Oh, you're amazing. I know.
THEY LAUGH
Pop a titty. Pop a titty out.
It really just breaks any awkward tension that was there.
Don't be silly. Thanks for being the coolest.
That's all good. That's all good.
TALKING AT ONCE
Your nipple.
Oh, my God, it's... Oh, my God!
We were literally... We were literally, like...
TEXT ALERT, NAKIA GASPS
SAVANAH GASPS
Oh, fuck.
SAVANAH:Oh, my God. I got a text!
Oh! Oh, my God. I got a text!
AIDAN:Oh, shit. I got a text.
OK.
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SCREAMING, CHEERING
We have hashtags!
Hashtag love prevails. Hashtag alone at last.
TYRA:Zac talked about it all day! How good.
There didn't even need to be a discussion,
it was Lucinda and Zac.
Those two are so horny all the time.
We needed to get them into their own bedroom,
like, we're all gonna sleep better now, seriously.
# Will you be mine tonight...? #
Let me dig. NAKIA:How many did you bring?
How many times were you planning to go in the Hideaway?
Lingerie Barbie.
Hideaway Barbie.
And if you're feeling yourself, Zac will feel you.
THEY SNICKER He'll feel you all right.
Is that on backwards or...?
AIDAN:Nah, I don't think so. Yep.
Is it?Yeah. It just looks weird, eh?
Why don't you just wear your shorts? Do you have to wear a top?
No, but it's... Come on, man.
THEY LAUGH
She's gotta... Um, she's gotta unwrap me.
GIRLS:Oh, yeah!
CHEERING, SCREAMING
Who is she? Who is she? She is hot!
She is hot! She is hot!She is hot!
CHEERING
Yeah, I felt like a proud mum, getting Lucinda ready,
just sending our little girl off to the...
to do... to do that.
I wanna see what your mama gave you.
I'm not like the other mums. I'm a cool mum.
# Will you be mine tonight...? #
BOYS CHANT
# Will you be mine tonight...? #
I feel like I've got my parents giving me away.
I do. I'm gonna give you away.
Cover me. She can't see.
We'll stand in front of you. This is adorable.
You're gorgeous all the time.
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. AIDAN:Oh, my God.
I think she's gonna be severely disappointed.
Don't do anything you would do?
TYRA: We're happy for you. Use protection.
MEN:Three, two, one.
Go! GIGGLING
SCREAMING, CHEERING
Aww! You look shit, Zac!
MEN LAUGH
Yeah, Zac looked like a dad taking the bins out.
That's how casual Zac went tonight.
He'll learn. He'll learn one day.
You look so gorgeous. Have fun you guys!
LUCINDA LAUGHS
She's way too good for you, man.
It's been like this between me and Zac, but this Hideaway...
make it... Whoop!
NARRATOR: 'Zac and Lucinda's night in the Hideaway
'will include a small meat platter all laid out.
'It will also include some food on a tray.'
HE GASPS There's a cheese platter.
Oh, my God!
This feels like a hotel room.
How come none of them said it was this cool?
Oh, my God! We've even got a bottle of Prosecco.
SHE SCREAMS
This is the best day ever!
CORK POPS
# You're my dream... #
Cheers!
I'm not expecting anything tonight
except to have a good time with Lucinda
and getting to know each other on a deeper level.
All right, cheers! Cheers.
'And, yeah, we'll see what happens.'
I'm excited to have some time alone together.
I can't wait to meet your family as well.
My mum's gonna love you.
Do you think? Yeah. You'll love my mum.
Aww!My sisters and mum are fucking awesome.
My little sister's real cute.
She's, like, such a supportive girl, you know?
Aww.She, like, goes to church every Sunday and...
That's really sweet. Yeah.
Does your mum go to church every Sunday?
Yeah, my mum, my dad, and both my sisters.
This is so fucking funny
that I'm just sat here in bright pink lingerie, and I'm fucking...
Talking about church! ..talking about church.
THEY GIGGLE
Maybe we should change the subject.
THEY LAUGH
# I wasn't fine till you came
# Into my view
# Thought I was going insane... #
Ah, I was enjoying the light.
# Crazy I am is for you... #
# You, ooh-ooh
# You
# You, ooh-ooh... #
I feel like I've found what I came here for, so...Same.
I could go. It's all right.
I feel so lucky.
# You grab ahold of me
# This love takes control of me Yeah... #
# I wasn't fine till you came
# Into my view
# Now the only... #
IN SPANISH:
# You, ooh-ooh. #
'While Zac and Lucinda continue building their pillow fort
'in the Hideaway,
'in the kitchen, Andy shares his nuanced thoughts
'on America's role in stabilising geopolitical tensions.'
I'd fuck a jar of Nutella.
'Excellent. Really great.
'Trent has really embraced villain era,
'not by stepping over Nate to get to Georgia,
'but by wearing double denim!
'Criminal!'
'I was on, like, a big high
'when Georgia and I were going, like, really well.'
But I can see how she's acting around other guys and stuff.
So it kind of has me think, you know,
if you don't get ahead of yourself, Nate,
there's a high chance that she's gonna go for someone else,
and I just gotta accept that.
But I know it's shit, man...
But at end of the day, it's a bit shit,
but I saw it as, like, you know,
one, she's got no obligation to me or anything like that.
100% bro. Which is fine.
Like, and two, like, I'm just hoping
that the kiss isn't as good as I kiss, bro.
That's what I'm banking on, you know?
THEY LAUGH
Bro, that's what I'm hoping for.
What are you thinking about?
Not much. What are you thinking about?
What you're thinking about. What are you thinking about?
I'm thinking about what you're thinking about.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
No, I'm not thinking what you're thinking.
I'm thinking, "What are you thinking?"
I'm just thinking your toes look good.
I have nice toes. You have really nice toes.
I've been told I've had, like, nice feet.
You should sell them. Yeah.
They're... really nice. HE CHUCKLES
You know, like, people that suck toes and stuff?
Yeah.
You like it, don't you? Yeah. Like, guys that...
Do you like it? Yeah.
No, you don't! I do.
You like getting them sucked? Sure. Why not?
She comes across as so sweet and so innocent,
and then when you get to know her,
she's actually, like, really... a really naughty girl.
I feel quite dominant.
If they were gonna suck my toes, like, they're gonna do anything,
they'll do anything for me. Yeah.
I feel like Georgia is a princess in the streets
and then a freak in the sheets, which is one in a million.
That's a bit of, like, big dick energy for me.
SHE GIGGLES It's wild.
They're probably good toes to suck, but...
What?
Nothing, just happy.
Cool. Why are you happy?
After our chat today, I just feel, like, more comfortable around you.
Yeah. Like, I'm chilling right now.
Yeah, same.
THEY LAUGH
I'm joking.Don't tell... It's fine.
Pinky promise me you're not gonna tell people that.
I'll tell the new bombs that come, so they don't go near you.
And kiss.
And... kiss.
SHE GIGGLES
Finally.
'The kiss was awesome. I'm stoked.'
I just feel like, yeah, I've got a really good connection
that I haven't felt in a long, long time.
I do.
Are you OK? Yeah, I'm happy.
You're happy? Told you I get what I want.
HE LAUGHS
The kiss is giving me no answers.
We definitely do have a spark,
but, like, my head is more scrambled now than it was earlier.
NARRATOR: 'While airing out various pits,
'the boys pause in quiet reflection,
'appreciating how lucky they are to be in Mallorca
'having the time of their lives.'
Bro, we've had an absolute fucking shit show.
'Ah, close enough.'
You guys have been through the works of this?
They've got bring in one blonde, one brunette.
Nice bum. Mm.
Great personality. Mm-hm.
She's really good at massages, and she loves giving 'em.
She makes the bed every morning. She does her own coffee.
Yeah, maybe their parents have a bit of money...
THEY LAUGH
..but they're really level-headed, and they're really down to earth.
No, we won't find that.
I reckon our prayers will be answered tomorrow.
THEY LAUGH
Amen.
# Cos somebody loves you Yeah, yeah
# Somebody cares, yeah, yeah
# You're never on your own Come in from the cold... #
THEY LAUGH
# Yeah, yeah... #
NAKIA GIGGLES
How you doing, love? Good, love.
I knew I made the right decision when I stayed
to explore my connection with Andy,
but I didn't think that it would be this strong this fast.
I wasn't super keen on role play until today, now, like, I'm down.
Mm! I'm in on that.
Yeah, we'll do it again. Yeah, I'm so more than fine.
Yeah, I like kissing you.
# Lately feeling like a daydream
# And I'm like, "Oh, yeah" Living for the good things
# Oh, I love it...#
I was just waiting for a green light.
I was just waiting for it.
And as soon as I got it,
I was like, "I'm not... I got no hesitation here."
# Yes Finally feeling so sweet now... #
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Does it change much?
I expected for Georgia to have kissed Trent
just by the way that they were acting.
I was more worried about whether she'd tell me or not.
I'm pretty happy she actually just told me straight away.
# I think my mind is playing games
# Right now it's torture in my brain
# Being bad never felt so good
# Being bad never felt so... #
'Yeah... Trouble is easy to find, not like the Moon.
'Oh, hey, Moon! There you are again.'
# I don't wanna rush But I got a crush on you... #
'As security shoots down the paparazzi balloon outside,
'inside, the Islanders struggle with getting up,
'something they had no difficulty with the night before.'
How nice was last night?
It was good.
'Our feelings towards each other are getting stronger every single day.'
We say "I love yoghurt" quite a bit,
and Zac just said...
"I love you."
And I was like, "What?!"
It sort of caught me off-guard a little bit,
but it was super sweet.
What are you gonna say when they ask you,
"How was your night?"
I'll say it was really good.
# I have a crush on you... #
What happens in the Hideaway, stays in the Hideaway.
# I think I have a crush on you... #
TYRA GASPS Oh, my God.
NAKIA LAUGHS Thanks.
Morning, guys. Morning!
Morning, Islanders.
How was your night?
So good. Tell us about it.
I'm talking missionary, I'm talking...
LAUGHTER I'm joking. I'm joking.
I'm talking missionary... I'm joking.
We had such good time.
We had a cheese board, we had Prosecco, we had a shower.
We had a really good time.
Yay. I'm so happy for you guys.
Mm-hm.
No... SAVANAH SQUEALS
Are we gonna be those people who, like, make the pact?
Like, if we're both single by the time we're, like, 40,
then we'll get married?
I mean I already had that in my head,
but it's quite sad you didn't, so... But, yeah....
So, gals, how are we? Good, good, good. How are YOU?
So lovely to have some alone time with Zac.Yeah.
He actually... He told me that he loved me.
TYRA GASPS Mm-hm.
Yeah!
And what did you say back? How did he say it?
I said, "I love you, too." THEY GASP
Oh, my God! Holy shit.
Yeah. Can I be in the wedding?
Yeah. Oh, my God.
You guys love each other. Yeah.
I'm just like, "What the fuck?"
She declared her love for me.
Did youse use the L word?
I did it first. THEY LAUGH
Loser! Loser!
HE LAUGHS
Oi, that's good.
How did your nights go? I heard a bit of, uh...
A bit of action in my... to my next door neighbours last night.
Tell all. Oh, me?
THEY LAUGH Fucking idiot.
So, he was whispering some... some stuff to me.
What was he whispering?
I heard you go, I heard you say, "I've got goose bumps."
Yes. I was like...
Shut the fuck up.
He was, like, going all down my neck and in my ear,
and he was, like, whispering my ear,
and I was like, "I can't handle this."
What was he whispering? It was naughty things.
My vagina was throbbing, I'm not even gonna lie.
Was there anything else? No. Cos I'm classy, OK?
Tonight... THEY LAUGH
Tonight, however... Tonight!
I can't wait to go to bed again.
Did Trent and Georgia kiss?
We don't know. They were here for a long time.
Like, not with us.
Did you kiss Trent last night? Yeah.
Oh, my God. Yeah. So cute.
Does that change everything? How's your feelings?
It definitely did develop, like, my connection with him.
I know that I have a strong connection with both of them,
and, like, I wasn't just making it up.
Like, I wasn't just thinking "You know, maybe I do like Trent."
Like, I know I like both of them at the moment.
And I feel like I just need to sort through those feelings.
I've got some great news. Yeah? The eagle has landed?
Does anyone know?
They will soon, I reckon.
HE LAUGHS Just buckle up.
You and I have done the same thing, man.
We're cowards! Just buckle up.
It's gonna be wild ride this morning, I think.
THEY LAUGH
Buckle up.
Did you like the kiss? Yeah, it was good.
Not as good as Nate's, though. But it was a good kiss.
Nate's a really good kisser. He's a really good kisser.
But it was still a good kiss.
See, I got turned off straight up when I kissed Trent.
Yeah. He needs to slow down.
Yeah.And I feel like he makes his tongue really hard,
and, like... GEORGIA LAUGHS
Don't you reckon?
Yeah.
But then, like, Georgia and Nate,
like, all I can hear is them whispering all night.
What, in bed?
Yeah, they were chatty, chatty, chatty.
Oh, no. So, I don't know if...
She's dipping her feet in all the pies.
Is that the saying? It's fingers. Fingers, babe.
I mean, you could dip your feet if you wanted to.
She's dipping her fingers and toes in the pies.
She's dipping fingers and toes in the pies.Yeah.
She's gonna have to make a decision.
# I love the way I'm feeling Oh, oh
# Like nothing could be better Wanna stay like this forever
# I love the way I'm feeling... #
Are you boys, like, sweltering in that sun?
Yeah, but I'm trying to... We're trying to tan.
We're trying to get that melanomes.
Oh, melanomes! Yeah, melanoming up.
Are you trying to pop into a little melanomes with us?
Yeah... TEXT ALERT
I got a text!
Oh, my God. Fuck off!
Oh, shit. SCREAMING
I haven't worked out. Fuck!
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BOYS CHEER
CHANTING:Boys and boats! Boys and boats! Boys and boats!
Boys and boats! Let's go!
Are you guys happy your day's here? It's come.
Finally! Cool.
Can somebody tell me what the fuck is going on?
ZAC:I think I'm just gonna wear this, boys.
# Everybody lose control... #
NAKIA:Hm.
Think about it, we got the villa ourselves.
I hope it's just one of those little metal dinghies
that they barely fit in.
I feel sick that there's gonna be a hot blonde coming onto the boat
and she's gonna be, "Oh, Andy!"
Eurgh! Can you not?
I'm trying to get him in my bag, you just stay away.
Do you reckon there's gonna be a girl on the boat?Mm-hm. Yes.
Now it's the boys' turn to go on a boat!
CHANTING:Boys on boats! Boys on boats!
Boys on boats! Boys on boats! Boys on boats!
Boys on boats! Boys on boats!
Have fun. Boys on boats! Boys on boats!
Bye. We're so excited.
Be safe! Don't fall overboard!
LUCINDA:Have the best time.
Not!
# Everybody lose control
# Everybody lose control. #
NARRATOR: 'On the way to boat day,
'the boys were targeted by a gang of vicious criminals
'who stole ALL of their shirts!'
# I'm doing life right Big shot talkin'... #
CHANTING:Boys day out! Boys day out!
GROANING This is a joke.
What the hell? Ugh!
Shotgun blue! LAUGHTER
# Cos we're the high-rollers That 1%
# Yeah, we do it how we do it Then we do it again
# Cos we're the high-rollers Don't forget
# And we're in it Just to win it... #
'Don't worry, everyone,
'if the boys get into trouble and need some mouth to mouth,
'we've got them covered.'
# Now work it Shake your body, shake your body
# Move your body, move your body
# Move your body Show me what you got now... #
Hi, I'm Tasia and I'm 24.
I'm from Brisbane, and I'm a club host.
My usual type is tall, dark, handsome
and has to be funny.
# Let me, let me see you work Move your body, move your body
# Shake your body Shake your body... #
The girls should be worried about me because I'm her.
# Now work it I'mma tell you what I want
# Nobody can stop me now
# When I do, I get it done No way that they can outrun
# Top of the game Now, baby, show me some... #
WHISTLE BLOWS Wrap it up, boys!
THEY CHEER
You're looking at the new bombshell!
CHEERING
Go, Reid! Thank you!
LAUGHTER
THEY CHEER
I'm Reid. I'm Tasia, nice to meet you.
Oh, you're wet! Go on, girl!
CHEERING
Meet me back at the beach!
Hi!How's it going? What's your name?
I'm Tasia. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Tasia. Nate. Nice to meet you.
Hey, I'm Trent. Tasia. Nice to meet you.
Tasia. I'll give you a hug. Nice to meet you.
I'm Reid. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
How you doing, honey? Tasia. Nice to meet you.
Tasia. Nice to meet you, love. Tasia.
Tasia, like Asia with a T. Nice.
That's easy to remember. Yeah, exactly.
Are you a lifeguard by profession? Yeah.
You look like it, I figured. Yeah.
How old are you? Twenty-four.
Twenty-four, nice. Yeah.
Do you guys wanna come grab a drink with me?
Yeah, let's do it. Let's go.Let's do it.
NARRATOR: 'Back at the villa, the girls might look like
'they're deliriously happy without the boys,
'but I assure you, they're REALLY struggling.'
The girls day has just begun, baby!
'Like I said, they're not coping well at all.'
I think we should all go over there. Yeah. Girls day in!
BOTH:# Tits out for the girls Tits out for the girls. #
TYRA: Yeah, that's what I think. Oh, we deserve this.
Let the girls day begin.
Whoo. Whoo! Girls day!
Here's to a girls day in. Cheers to girls day.
Girls day in!
So, what do we think of a possible new girl bombshell coming in?
THEY LAUGH
I'm quite happy with the girls that we have here right now.
I'm... NAKIA LAUGHS
If it's going off the track record of past bombshells, excluding me...
I mean, she's gonna be fire. Yeah.
Well, yeah, but everyone that comes in here is absolute fire.
I hope she's blonde. I hope she's NOT blonde.
There's only room for two brunettes in this villa.
So true. And we're here.
Especially ones with curly hair.
What if it's, like, some crazy supermodel?
No, that's just... That would never happen.
I don't know, I'm feeling pretty single right now.
Who are you going for? Cos I don't see you with...
I mean, not like I don't see you,
but, like, I don't see you really gunning for anybody right now.
Well, no, I'm not.
I think, you know, I'm soaking up my single era today,
and whatever comes my way will come my way.
TEXT ALERT, THEY GASP
I've got a text.
Oh, no. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. OK. Stop. What is it?
LUCINDA SCREAMS Stop! What?
READS ALOUD
ALL TALK AT ONCE
We need to fix this! What the fuck, guys?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I found the quickest route possible to upstairs, and just ran.
Five minutes! T minus five minutes!
There's a bomb, and he's on his way.
Are you fucking serious? Five minutes!
It takes me five minutes to piss.
What woman do you know that can get ready in five minutes?!
That was the most villainous thing to happen in villain era!
SCREAMING Everyone, breathe.
ABBY SHOUTS
I've never slapped on make-up faster.
I've never pushed my boobs up higher.
I'm not gonna put on make-up just because...
I'm just putting on a tiny little bit.
He just needs to be hot and into me, and that's all I need.
And maybe I might be in bed with someone that isn't Reid.
What we all hoping he looks like, girls?
Brunette with a mo. Another Andy.
It's Andy 2.0. Andy's twin!
'This is the best time for a bomb.'
There's so many single girls in the villa at the moment.
Fresh meat is necessary. Everyone's gonna be on the prowl.
I hope he's everything you're looking for.
I hope so, too. Wouldn't that be great?
If my if my Love Island success story started today?
This is literally divine timing from the Love Island Gods.
I could not be happier right now.
New boy. New boy.
New boy. New boy. New boy. SHE GIGGLES
I feel like I wanna spray my pussy just in case he's a freak.
NAKIA:Oh, my God, Lucinda!
It's like you're getting ready to go on a date.
I'm just, you know...
Putting a whole lot of effort in
for somebody that means nothing to you.
I don't even know why I'm putting on make-up,
but you know when you see everyone else putting on make-up?
And I was like, "Fuck it, I wanna look good as well."
We'll just be like, "Oh, um, hey.
"What was your name?" TYRA LAUGHS
"Ha, you're just so funny. How did you get so funny?
"Wow, I can see your dick through your pants, it's so big."
Bring on the bomb, baby. Bring on the bomb.
Quickly, sexy run.
Come on. Where the fuck...?
What? Here, bomby, bomby, bomby!
Oh, my God, do you think he's invisible?
Come here! Come here! Here, bomby, bomby, bomby!
Good boy! Who's a good boy?
NARRATOR: 'As the boys play at the beach,
'the girls have just been informed of the imminent arrival
'of a new bombshell.
'Calmly, they walked to the balcony and played very cool.
'None more so than Lucinda.
'She's in love, remember.'
SHE GASPS Oh, my God.
I'm Seb, I'm 24, and I'm from Melbourne.
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, my way... #
I hope that there is a smart, sexy girl in the villa.
I'm ready. # A piece of the dream... #
What do you see? Oh, my God.
I see a man. I see a man. I see a six pack.
Does that look like Trent? Is that Trent?
OK! Hey, girls.
Hi.Hi. Hey.
How are we? ALL: Good.
Oh, my God, he is so my type.
And so HOT.
I feel like I'm gonna wet myself.
His skin looks beautiful.
He looks like a piece of roast chicken in the sunshine.
I love a glistening chicken.
Like, I'm vegan, so I wouldn't eat it,
but the way the chicken glistens, it looks good.
Seb? Seb.
Seb, Tyra lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Oh, gorgeous.
He's got these beautiful blue eyes, this gorgeous smile.
Yeah. Beautiful boy. Super cute.
How are you, girls? Good. Thank you.
Got you all myself. Yeah.
No cock-blocks around here.
This is a very good day. This is a very good day to be here.
I think that I am blessed to be in a situation
where I have all the girls in the villa to myself.
Tell us a bit about yourself.
Um, so, I was studying up until last year.
I was studying psychology,
and now I'm actually opening up a wellness centre in Melbourne.
Ooh! Wow.
I don't know what happens at a wellness centre,
but I'm sure I need wellness in my life,
so maybe that would be helpful.
Well, I reckon I've got...
I don't know how much time before the lads come back...Yeah.
..so maybe I can chat to all of you separately.Yeah.
We'll start from this end. Sure, let's do it.
Let's do it. Where shall we go?
I mean, maybe you can take me somewhere.
This is all new to me. Let's go....
Let's go the eggshells, the eggshells are pretty good.
He's just so pretty.
That's honestly the best way to describe him. Pretty.
So, tell me more about you.
What's, like, an ideal relationship to you?
Um, an ideal relationship... Mm.
I think, like, the first thing that I need,
or that I want, or look for, would be, like, just good chat.
Like, I want someone that makes me laugh.Yeah.
Because I feel like I see so many couples these days,
you look around and, like,
everyone's on their phone, head down.
Right? Yeah. Uh-huh.
And so, like, someone that I would genuinely feel like,
"Oh, I could ditch my phone right now
"and it wouldn't matter." And you'd be content, yeah.Yeah.
Seb does seem quite charming.
'He's just got that sparkle in his eye.'
Yeah, my ideal is, like, I want a best friend.
Yeah.Like, I want a best friend in my partner.
Just someone to do all the little things with.
I'm big on the little things.
Just, like, making breakfast, or going on trips together,
just bits like that. Yeah. Being thoughtful.
Yeah, and just having your person to do all that with. Yeah.
Very simple. Yeah.
100%, I'm interested in getting to know Seb.
He's on my radar, officially. Seb is on the Tyradar.
Guys, if we saw him out at the club...
I would fuck him. I'd fuck him, yeah.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I could fuck with that.
# Mm-mm, daddy, daddy Let me whine up on you
# Whine up on you Whine up on you... #
NARRATOR: 'As we return to the beach,
'it's time to check out the new bird.
'Hey, bird!'
Cheers. Cheers, guys.
'Oh, and hot new bombshell Tasia's here, too!'
Oh, that's nice.
OK, well, who's closed off? Anyone closed it off?
I'm 100% closed off. That's cute.
THEY LAUGH
I'll put it out on the table right now.That's cute.
Like, right now, I'm in a new couple with the latest...Yeah.
Obviously not closed off, but I'm...
A lot of my energy's, like, focused on her right now.
Yeah. That's cute. Yeah.
I'm currently coupled up with a girl called Tyra.
We pretty much called it quits yesterday.Oh!
So, erm, yeah, at the moment,
I'm pretty much in a friendship couple, but...
Nice. So...
I'm a sucker for British accent, so...
THEY LAUGH
So, are you living at home in Brisbane,
or are you out of home?
I live by myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
My parents don't actually live in Australia any more.
They moved to Taiwan, so, like... Oh, shit.
Cool! Yeah, so they're over there.
And is Taiwan, like, where you're originally...?
It's next to China, yeah. Nah, I wasn't gonna say where it is.
I was gonna say where your origin... like, your family's from.
Yeah, so, I was born there. OK, cool.
My mum's Taiwanese, yeah. Oh, really?
I'd love to go to Taiwan. Yeah, same, 100%.
Oh, yeah. SHE CHUCKLES
This guy's coming with us, too. THEY LAUGH
The latest bomb. The newest bomb is that guy.
THEY LAUGH
'That's actually a season one Islander
'who missed their flight home.
'The years have been... kind.
'Hoping to catch feels not flights is Abby,
'who's showing Seb her nook.'
Why is it the nook? Cos it's nooky, I don't know.
I don't even know what that means. I don't know either.
But it's the nook. 'Abby's gorgeous.'
And I definitely do see a bit of a vibe there.
So, Melbourne, have you always lived in Melbourne?
Just Melbourne. Yeah.
What about you? Do you like Melbourne?
Um, I mean, it's a love-hate sort of relationship.
How are you so tanned if it's, like, really cold there?
I spend so much... I've got a farm.
Well, my family has a farm in Melbourne. So that's...
I go down to my grandad's farm probably, like...
I try to go once a month. Like, every now and then.
Yeah. Cos it's just a vibe.
Like, on a big block of land, it's so quiet.
Yeah. Nah, I hear you.
I'm more of a land person.
Really? Cos it's just a vibe.
# Shoutout to the town Now we living
# Turn up
# I'll take you to paradise... #
Cheers to us. Cheers!
Cheers to the new bombshell.
The best one. The only one.
Woof. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah.
How was the chat with the other lads?
Sorry about them!
One of them said that he was closed off,
and then the other one is, like, getting to know a girl,
and then the other one said he called it quits.
What about you guys?
Uh, I'm a free boat at the moment. Are you?
Yeah, all aboard. That's not good.
Jump on. You're...
Yes, sir! SHE LAUGHS
Yeah, I'm free. Yeah, yeah. "I'm free."
Open 24/7. THEY LAUGH
Twice on Sundays. THEY LAUGH
I like Sunday, Sunday's my favourite day.
There you go. OK.
Would I be any of your guys' type?
Yes? SHE LAUGHS
Yeah. You're gorgeous. Thank you.
So we'll go to the nook when we get back.
OK.Yeah. I can't with this guy.
SHE LAUGHS Calling early.
I can be, like, very loud and annoying.
No, we love loud, annoying. Yeah.
More so than boring. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, we're not here for boring.
No, it's not Boring Island, it's Love Island.
That's it. That's it. Yeah.
'Seb looks...'
He looks, like, very manicured and well-groomed.
Like, he just looks, so smooth.
And, yeah, we've had enough of the stinky boys here,
we've got a nice clean boy now.
You said that you were single. Yeah.
How long have you been single for? About 18 months.
Wow. But before that,
I was in a relationship for, like, six years.
Holy shit! Yeah.
Well, I mean, it wasn't, like, one girl.
It was with, like, two different girls. So...
Like a throuple? No, not a throuple!
My mind would've gone there as well.
I would've been like, "This guy's a sick bastard."
I was like, "Oh, cool..." No, I, um...
I had a girlfriend, like, through high school.Yeah.
And then a girlfriend just as I finished high school.
So six years, you were with two different girls.
Yes. Yeah. I'm glad we stepped that out.
Yeah, right. OK, cool.
You walk off, you're like, "This guy's fucked."
This guy's happy that all four of us are single
cos this is his thing. This is his thing.
If it was just one, he wouldn't be able to hack it.
There was some good laughs, which is always a good sign.
THEY LAUGH
He's... Yeah, he's a hottie.
Well, you looked great coming in. We're all like, "Oh, he's so hot."
Oh, no, I'm glad. I'm glad.
Imagine if you guys looked and you were like,
"Oh, damn, thought this one was gonna be different."
Aw, no! That'd be so horrible. That'd be fucked!
I'd just be, like... Walk back down.
I feel like you're a charismatic person, though.
You seem to not be awkward and stuff.
Yeah, I don't think I'm awkward.
I'm more of a fucking weirdo before I'm awkward.
You're a weirdo? I mean, like, in that sort of...
We like weirdos!
That's what we said at the beginning.Yeah, yeah.
'I actually don't know. I am kind of, like, speechless.'
I wasn't expecting him to come in,
and I wasn't expecting to just feel this way about someone today.
# Could you be mine? #
NARRATOR: 'New boy Seb has just hit the villa,
'and he's already attracting the attention
'of some fine felines.
'And the girls seem to like him, too, so that's good.'
ABBY:You look like Zac Efron. SEB:Thank you.
You look like a wax figure. A what?
A wax figure? A wax figure?
A doll? Yeah. You know?
I've actually got no idea what a wax doll looks like.
But I guess it's a compliment.
HE CHUCKLES
Do you like going out and partying?
I definitely do like to go out and party.Yeah.
I went to Burning Man. Do you guys know Burning Man?
Get out. How was that? No way!
The best experience ever.
God, that's so cool. Yeah, it was epic.
He was giving private school boy,
but then when he said the Burning Man thing,
going to festivals every year,
I was like, "Ah, you're a little bit cheeky."
Nah, I would definitely break up before...Yeah.
..something like that would go down. We like you already.
LUCINDA: Are you looking for, like, a serious thing in here, or...?
Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely, like,
open to something like that, for sure.
I think I needed the time I had last year alone...Yeah.
..to realise that, like, maybe I'm now ready
for something more serious. Yeah.
Seb just gives off straight green flags.
Definitely, like, husband material.
Why?I think Zac will even be a bit scared, to be honest.
Cos you look like a Prince Charming, I think.
They're gonna see you and go... Yeah.
"Brunette Ken", who said that?
Me, yeah. OK.
When we were just sat there, talking as a group,
I was just laying there, and I was just staring at him.
'I honestly felt like I was in a trance.
'Like, he is gorgeous. So beautiful.'
The way he talks, the things he was saying.
I'm... Yeah.
I'm sold.
Cool.
So, I wonder what the boys are doing.
CHEERING
LUCINDA: What the actual fuck? NAKIA:There's a fucking girl.
Hola!
CHEERING
There's this girl in this sexy one piece
giving full-on Baywatch vibes,
and I thought, "Oh my, God, where has she come from?"
Fuck, we've got another brunette. I said there were no more vacancies!
It's getting a little crowded in here.
NAKIA:She's beautiful.
My eyes almost popped out of my head.
Oh, wait... Hi, fellas!
LAUGHTER
Two bombs. What's going on?
CHEERING
My boy!
You know this bloke? I know him.
Oh, do you? You know him?
Really well. Oh, what?
Seb and I have got heaps of mutual friends.
We hang out a fair bit on weekends.
Sebby, boy! I've been waiting for you!
He's a great addition to the villa. He's a champion.
THEY LAUGH
What are you doing here?
Good to see you.
Oh, man. Hey, Seb. Hey, nice to meet you, I'm Zac.
Nice to meet you, Zac.
My first impressions of Seb, great skin, great teeth.
If him and Trent look too close,
we're gonna have issues because that's MY man.
HE LAUGHS
How'd you go with...?
I'm in love. He's so gorgeous.
Oh, he's gorgeous.
What was your name again, sorry? Tasia.
Tasia, where are you from? From Brisbane.
But Mum's Taiwanese, Dad's German-Australian.
Tasia is so hot.
'She's very, very charismatic.'
Are you a dancer? No, I'm not.
Do I look like a dancer? You're in stripper heels.
THEY LAUGH I wish.
I think Tasia 100% turn heads.
Have you got, like, a usual type of guy that you go for?
Um, toxic. THEY LAUGH
Oh, my God, we're twins! Yes, queen!
But we're avoiding that. I think we're all the same!
As long as it's not Zac, I'm absolutely fine.
You do you, boo.
Who do you have your eye on? Initial looks is Nate.
Fuck me. Ugh!
Yeah.And then personality-wise, they're all kind of the same.
They're all really good. They're good at bantering.
They're all quite funny. Yeah.
OK, Reid was really funny, so that caught my attention.
Aidan, I'm a sucker for a British accent,
then he told me he was half Jamaican,
I was like, "You are ticking all the boxes, babes."
'I felt like I was, like, in a little candy shop.'
It's like my mum told me, "You can only pick one, babes."
So I'm like, "Mum, come on."
I want the Sour Patch, but I kind of want the Gummy Bears.
ZAC:How did things go with the girls today?
Um, no, it was good.
I got a chance to chat to every one of 'em,
sort of learn where they were at with, like, you guys.
'Seb's a legit bomb.
'Obviously he's good-looking, chat's clean.'
I think he could honestly take just about anybody in here.
So, yeah, like, who'd you vibe with today?
What was the vibe? Who were you clicking with?
Who was your...? Yeah, no, I really enjoyed, um...
chatting with Tyra, and Georgia was also cool.
Yeah, bro, you know what? I reckon he's Tyra's type.
She come up to me and just said she's in love.
I reckon you're Tyra's type. Just from how I know her.
Tyra just come up to me and said she's in love with you.
HE LAUGHS Shut up.
The boys are 100% intimidated by Seb.
'I can literally see it.'
The boys can't hide the fact that they're jealous.
Can I steal the pink one? Yeah. Yes, ma'am.
You go ahead. Thank you.
Me and Seb are about to come in here and hopefully rock the little boats,
but, um, it's not our fault it's gonna be a hurricane.
# Why we acting like animals...? #
'It's great timing for me and Tasia to come in.'
Two bombs are here, and we're not here to waste time.
# You're dangerous... #
You touch my boy, if you treat my boy wrong...
He's so beautiful. # Dangerous... #
This is a good day.
I think you guys would be really cute together.
# Dangerous. #
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