NARRATOR: 'Previously on Love Island Australia...
'..we dropped a heap of sexy singles into a Spanish villa.
'And while they lived, laughed and loved...
'..they also lied...'
I don't trust them with you. Why?
Cos I only trust myself with you. '..cheated...'
Would you be open to talking to me? Yeah, I guess I am.
Kale, unfortunately, you are now dumped.
'..and schemed.'
If I do end up being your pick,
then we can see what it can blossom into.
I would be keen to get to know you romantically.
It makes me happy, hearing that.
'Which was all revealed at the first-ever Movie Night.'
GIRLS:Reid! I'll stick by that.
You're a fucking liar! How have I lied?
I think she's too immature to be here.
Can we stop this? I don't wanna do this any more.
With you, I felt like every sentence you said,
I finished it, and vice-versa.
Suddenly, I'm Team Kale and Tyra. LAUGHS
You're a piece of shit, Zac.
You got our first kiss by fucking lying.
MOUTH FULL:Oh, my God. Best series ever.
Can't wait to see what happens next.
'Tonight...'
He's actually really pissed me off this time, and I'm not even joking.
'..Movie Night might be over...'
I've never seen two more toxic men in my entire life.
'..but the drama is just beginning.'
The way you handled it and spoke to me...
You don't want me as a girlfriend.
OK, well, don't fucking have me as a girlfriend, then.
I'm just gonna leave.
'And if that's not enough, here come the final bombshells.
'No, not those fine pieces of ass!' DONKEY BRAYS
'These ones.'
# So run like a wildfire... #
ZAC:So she's gonna take some training.
LAUGHTER Training?!
Take her to puppy school. Gonna have to train her.
GASPING I'm not a fucking dog, Zac.
I'm gonna have to train her not to have a toxic relationship.
Fuck off. You're punching. BOYS:Whoa!
Dickhead. Your comments tonight
are actually well worse than anything I said on there.
Absolutely disgusting.
Every single fucking clip...
You saying, "Shut the fuck up," and "You're punching," and stuff.
You've been toxic.
'Hmm. That went well, I think (!)'
No, guys, let's just simmer down. Let's just seriously drop it.
Every single clip from the first clip, Zac,
you've been toxic.
Do you know what I mean?
I said train her to have a healthy relationship. What's wrong with it?
Your relationships haven't been healthy.You're a red flag.
Who the fuck are you to say
I should go into puppy training cos of a toxic ex?
I've been so...
I've had the worst relationships in the whole entire world.
And, like, like, for some guy to say, "Oh, you need puppy training"?
You may be right, but it's gonna get worse and worse the more you yell.
All right, all right, all right. I promise you. OK?
She's not gonna get it right now. I promise you.
I'm saying your relationships haven't been healthy.
ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER
You don't know my last relationship.
Also, I fucking know a lot about yours...
No, no. All right, all right.
We need to all agree they're short clips, and they're taken...
No offence...
There's no way that was taken out context.
He says he's gonna fucking train young puppies.
We all understand it, but if you yell about it...
No, I appreciate it, boys.
..if you yell about it right now, it's only getting worse, OK?
Yeah. If she yells, that's fine.
You just got to be bigger person in this scenario. You got me?
Yeah, OK.
We're not disagreeing with you, we're saying...
No, no. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.
I've got no undies on! SHE GIGGLES
GIGGLING:I've literally got no undies on!
And I'm on my... Oh, my God, dude, I'm sorry.
I probably just flashed everyone then.
SHE LAUGHS
I love you guys. Kale, did you hear me say "I love you" in the video?
I love you. I heard you. I supported you from day one.
I was like, "I actually don't believe that. Kale was really nice."
I think you're really nice. Love you. Oh, my fucking God.
I love that video.
It's just nice to see where we started and, you know,
the raw feelings I had after, uh, Kale and I's first date
and just seeing where we are now, it's just really sweet.
That just blew up, hey? That was so much fun.
We were sitting in the back here like...
OK, I promise you, I'm very in the middle. I'm very in the middle.
ZAC:I appreciate it. Thanks, Chloe. All right, let's go.
I don't wanna talk to you. No, come on.
No, no, seriously, Zac. I actually just don't.
You've really pissed me off this time, and I'm not even joking.
'Movie Night has so opened my eyes.'
This place is fucked.
Can I talk to you for a second? Of course.Like, privately?
Where's your hands?
I just wanted to, like, let you know that you are the single-most mature,
honest, loving person in this entire villa.
And I knew that. Like, I knew that...
You knew that? No, I knew that coming into this.
Like, I'd seen, but watching that, like...Yeah.
I was so scared at the beginning,
but I do think that Movie Night was actually good in the end.
I just am so grateful to have you... Yeah.
..by my side, that's all.
Yeah. I was feeling some type of way,
and you heard, like, on the movie there,
when I was saying I feel like I've reached like the top, like...
Yeah. I'm even higher than that right now.
Even higher than that. Yeah. But I'm chilling with it,
like, this is where I'm meant to be, you know?
Yeah. I feel the exact same way.
I could not be happier where we are right now.
Like, I'm just... I'm flying so high right now.
THEY CHUCKLE
# And now I'm thinking of you
# Now I'm thinking of you
# Now I'm thinking of you... #
Another night with Nate, and we're still so good, so strong,
and we're just gonna concentrate on us
and let all the drama around us unfold.
SHE CHUCKLES
You're a cutie, aren't you? Yeah.Hella cute.
Are you OK? I'm all good, bubs.
Sure? Mm.
I'm not. Lucinda, I'm really sorry, and I support whatever you do,
but I'm really not happy with the clips
that I've been shown of Zac. No, neither.
It was Manipulation 101.
Zac is, like, a full-blown manipulator.
I'm your mate, but if you forgive him straight away,
I'm gonna be really fucking... I'm gonna, like, not support that.
And I support you in anything. I'll back you if you're wrong,
but, like, that would really piss me off, I think.
The main thing is that we see
how these boys speak when I'm not there.
And to be honest, I wish there were more movies,
cos I reckon there'd be much, much more to show.
Oh, Trenty-boy, Trenty-boy.
Trenty-boy.
She knows that you're gonna come running after her no matter what.
So she knows that she can say what she wants when she wants
and you're gonna be...
absolutely kissing her arse at the end of the night.
Like, I don't know about being with someone
that genuinely thinks they can do better than me.
# You know how to hurt me... #
It's like saying to someone, "Oh, you're fucking ugly..."
100%...like, when you're upset with 'em. It's just really immature.
Yeah. It's such a low blow. No, it's fucking hard to watch.
She's my dream girl. She's amazing, sure.
On paper and face value.
But, like, I want her to say I'm her dream guy.Yeah.
I don't want her to say, "I'm better than that." Fuck.
Yeah. So...Yeah.
Look, those clips definitely showed a different side to Zac
that I feel like we kind of knew was there
but didn't wanna believe was real.
Mm... Is that what you...?
That's exactly what I feel like.
I knew he was always a bit of a fucking idiot.
But, like... To see it in... Yeah.
Do I wanna fall in love with someone like that?
No.
It's not qualities I want in my relationship whatsoever.
Like, I just can't envision a relationship
that's set on the foundations of something like this.
Imagine if every argument's like this, bro.I know. I know.
Like, imagine. I'm just gonna say to you guys,
like, if I do cool things off with her...
I'm just gonna leave.
Fuck. That's news.
To me, this is quite a serious thing.
If, like, I'm gonna fall in love with someone and them to...
Introduce them to your family,
let them live at your fucking house in England...
And you guys have had some... some grand old plans, too.
I always knew he was an idiot, but, like, fuck me.
Like, that's just fucking out of order.
SIGHS
It's a tough one, boys. Seriously, it is.
# Your disguise, give it up Give it up
# Cos this is the end Of the line... #
'Everyone's talking about the sudden downfall
'of power couple Zac and Lucinda, who seem to have come crashing down
'after Movie Night revealed lies, backstabbing and double-dealing.
'Oh, it's like that US political thriller.
'House Of... House Of... What's it called? House Of...'
Fucking House Of Cards. 'Thank you.'
House Of Cards. I called it. I called it before.
The strongest have fallen.
I think people... showed their true colours.
Do not go near Trent and Zac. It's... No. Please do not. Please.
No. Trent and Zac, the fucking drama.
I do not want that.
I've never seen two more toxic men in my entire life.
I can't. And I'm so glad that I made the right choice,
and it fucking took me that long to see that.
I think the whole villa knows who the boys are
and who the real men are.
Please stick with each other in here because, Reid,
this man is very, very humble.
Oh, I know. Do not go near Trent and Zac.
Did I tell you that? I feel like I said that to you.
What I didn't like is that Nakia, two days ago, was like,
"Go for Reid, yeah, Chloe, trust your instinct,
"he's a great guy."
Then she's sitting next to me, fucking popping off, going,
"Yeah, Chloe, I think you should really think why he's here."
You can tell when the girls were being way too much.
I don't even understand.
They were literally slagging him off so much.
I'm like, imagine I kept going on about their partner.
I'm gonna back my man!
I feel like it's different, the way that Reid's acting with you,
compared to other ones. Correct.
They weren't... They were average.
They weren't his type. End of. Exactly.Jog on.
Since I've got in the villa,
I've just been hearing so much of this
about, "Don't go for Reid."
It's a fresh slate with me.
Physical spark was the icing on the cake.
I don't want the cake at all... Yeah.
..basically, is what I'm saying.
And I didn't feel that physical spark with Abby.
I did for the first two days, but then I was like,
"Oh, no this is... I'm forcing it."
Do you feel a little bit guilty? I feel guilty on Tasia's behalf.
For Tasia, mainly. OK.
For Tasia mainly. Yes, definitely. Yeah.
Well, it's nice that you can admit that,
cos a lot of boys in here could not admit shit.
The way Chloe reacted, I was super proud of.
She was just so level-headed and so cool, calm and collected.
So I, Reid Polak, have officially retired
from being the bomb defuser, and now I'm like,
"OK, I'm with this chick. I'm sweet. Fuck the rest."
I feel like he's just a complete narcissist.
I think they're fucking delulu.
I reckon they're so manipulative, you know.
Narcissistic, calculated.
Like, I'm fucking shit at that stuff.
I'm too dumb for this shit. Do you know what I mean?
I just know that I'm not in the wrong.
But, dude, I think I'm clever,
and I got fucking rolled by the both of them.
Yeah, cos they know how to control girls.
How would you feel, took him back home, introduced to your parents,
and you watched it, and there was a million other moments like that?
Yeah.You would feel fucking sick to your stomach.
Yeah, I actually would.
What the fuck am I gonna do?
I don't know whether he's genuine or not.
He's said this whole time that he never says a bad word
or nothing like that, but we just fucking saw it.
So I can't take his word for that any more.
What the fuck, man? Is he even real or not?
I think there's a lot that we're not seeing.
Is he even, like, genuine? Well, I don't think so, babe.
Yeah.I don't talk shit about my fucking partners.
I'm in their corner.
I feel like the things that he says is repulsive.
Zac never apologises. He never thinks he's in the wrong.
He's always Mister Cocky Guy who's always right.
And you know what?
This time, he's actually not, and I've actually had enough of it.
Do you know what was funny, though?
It's just, like, in all those tapes, like,
just how much of a white light shined on how bad Zac and Trent are
when they're together.
One of them, bro, just says one thing,
the other goes, "100%." Yeah.
They could be sitting there, and Trent could be like,
"Dude, that... that child that you spat on yesterday,
"like, it was probably the right call,"
and Zac would be like, "100%, man."
Yeah, 100%. They're so fucked.
You play with fire, you're gonna get burnt. I'm like...
Yeah, like, shit. You flew too close to the sun!
LAUGHTER Bro, I'm just doing what I do...
You're playing checkers, he's playing chess!
LAUGHTER
NARRATOR: 'Tonight's movie spoke volumes,
'but this silent movie proves less is more.
'Less sound, WAY more awks.'
THEY SNICKER
Can I just say something?
Like, obviously, we've got stuff to talk about,
but I think, like, sitting round,
telling people how much we hate each other
isn't gonna resolve the issue.
I haven't told people how much we hate each other.
Well, you know...
I think you've been a disrespectful twat, to be honest.
Lucinda, you came up here, telling everyone I'm punching.
Do you genuinely believe that?
Oh, shut the fuck up. No, no, no. I'm serious.
You're turning this round on one little comment that I made?
No, no, no.
Zac twists it round all the time. I'm Mr Bad Guy.
I say one thing, he storms off.
He thinks that I'm an awful person,
yet he's the one that constantly says horrible stuff to everyone
and twists it round to me all the time.
It's so horrible.
In my opinion, you spoke to me in a way worse way.
I don't think me saying, "You're punching..."
No, but do you believe that?
No, I don't believe that you're punching, but...
Then why would you say that?
Well, do you believe that I need training?
I think you need to, like, be in a healthy relationship to see...
No, do you think I need training? Well, I...
No. I think that's worded wrong.
You don't think I need training? So why did you say that?
Actually, you know what? I think what I said was wrong and stupid
and extremely patronising, sure.
But I think it was a joke and you need to look at it in the context.
What I said was a joke. Why can't you look at it in that context?
No, but Lucinda, I didn't say the joke to you
purposefully to hurt you.
To be fair, if I'd had a toxic relationship
and you're like, "I need to train him in a healthy relationship,"
I wouldn't see that as a bad thing. You didn't say it like that.
That's exactly what the context of the discussion was.
What do you think I need to train you about?
I'm saying that I don't want you
to go through another shitty relationship.
And I know, like, I worded it wrong...
I feel like you're so good with your words.
I feel like you should be a lawyer. But that's such a cop-out, Lucinda.
It makes sense, what I'm saying.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Doesn't really.
Look...I didn't really wanna speak to you tonight.
Well, I'm just gonna tell you the way you handled it and spoke to me,
telling me to shut the fuck up...
Shut the fuck up now.
Stop fucking turning it around on me, you know what I mean?
No. No, you're not handling it like an adult.
We're not teenagers any more.
I wanna talk about it like an adult. The way you, like, have handled...
You don't want me as a girlfriend.
OK, well, don't fucking have me as a girlfriend, then.
If anything, you're showing all the red flags.
You're basically turning this round on me.
I don't have enough energy cells for me to actually...
say stuff back right now.
This is why I don't wanna speak to you tonight.
I just don't know if there's anything else I need to say.
No, I wanna talk to you tomorrow. I don't wanna talk to you now.
I don't. I think... I genuinely think...
I think this conversation's, like, established enough... for me.
What?
I don't... Yeah, I'll sleep on the daybed.
Like, it's fine. But, yeah...
I... Yeah. I've said everything I need to say.
Yeah.
# How did it come to this?
# How did it come to this? #
WHISPERS: I'm so fucking tired of this shit.
# How did it come to this?
# She's the other side of me
# And I don't go down Too easily... #
# Let's go somewhere else
# I'm not looking for trouble... #
NARRATOR: 'Movie Night served up many moments
'that were very hard to swallow.
'Now two beefcakes and one leafy green veg attempt to digest.'
KALE SIGHS
Well, boys, I'm, I'm just gonna be straight with you.Mm?
Great movie night.
Thought that shit was fucking entertaining.
KALE LAUGHS Don't...
No, but... Don't.
TEXT ALERT Oh, no.
I got a text!
What? No...
A text? Are you fucking serious?
Not real. Wow.
READS ALOUD:
Ugh. Special announcements.
ZAC SIGHS
Oh, my God. Seriously...
LAUGHTER For a special announcement.
Shit, that's crazy.
I'm not gonna lie to you, bro... I'm really rethinking everything.
And you should be. I'm not gonna sugar-coat that.
It's fucking bullshit, man.
You've been spoken to like absolute shit.
I just think, bro, I haven't had anyone speak to me like that.
This is cool. I wanna know what the announcement is.
What now? What could this be?
Come on, roll the tape.
Oh, here we go. "To a villa near you."
Fuck off. This is so funny.
Really? I actually love this.
I'm Clint, 28, and I live in the Sunshine Coast,
The Sunny Coast!
I'm an environmental engineer in civil construction,
so I got half a brain. Next.
Physically, I wouldn't say I have a type.
I more go off a feeling or a vibe that I get.
But I am a sucker for pretty eyes,
so I'm not afraid to get in there, rattle a few cages, shake things up.
Boys, watch out. I'm coming in to charm your girl.
Oh! Oh, my God!
Yes!
Clint's, like, an older guy.
He's from the Sunny Coast, which means he's sexy. He's got good hair.
He looks really hot in his video. He's got a good rig.
'I was like, "Oh, Clint. The ultimate snack." '
We need a man in here, like, desperately.
THEY GASP Oh, yes!
I'm Harmony, I'm 23, and I'm from Sydney.
I've been told my best feature is my eyes,
and I've always been able to get what I want with them.
I think the other girls in the villa
should be worried if they haven't secured their man
because I won't wait around or play any games.
I'll go straight after what I want.
I'm looking for someone who is my best friend and lover all in one,
super affectionate and always makes me laugh.
Boys, if I'm your type, don't worry, you won't be waiting much longer.
Uh. Yeah?Yeah.
No? Fuck, yeah.
LAUGHS That is the fucking best.
'Harmony's my usual type -
'blonde hair, blue eyes, so sounds great.'
LAUGHS
Harmony's mine, boys.
She's all yours, brother. All yours, brother.
Don't even say anything about my bomb defuser.
That is gone out the window.
Yeah, correct. Let's not bring that topic back up.
Retired. Yeah, Reid.
You are, aren't you? Correct.
Thanks, man. Finally, give me one.
TEXT ALERT Oh.
I got a text!
Just when I thought the night couldn't get more crazy.
"Islanders, villain era is now over."
CHEERING
Thank you. Thank you.
ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
READS ALOUD:
Whoo!
READS ALOUD:
"Harmony and Clint will be the final bombs to enter the villa.
Rrrrr!"Could they be the ones you've been waiting for?
"#MakeOrBreak, #EndGame."
Oh, my God! Bring 'em on.
Shit, final two, man. Final two.
Thank God villain era is over.
It has been hell. It has been horrible.
It's been the worst. I'm over it.
I just wanna be in my loved-up bubble era.
That's what I wanna be in, and can Harmony stay away from my man?
Andy, you love a blonde. Are you excited?
Don't do this to me. Are you excited?
Blonde, blue eyes, I bet you are. Don't put this on me over here.
Don't worry about me. Of course she's a blonde.
Also concerning cos that girl is super my type.
She's pretty close to your age, too, bro.
Fucking close.
That is your type, bro?
The most. Really?
Yeah. I'm just gonna act like I'm reading this.
Yeah, of course. What did it say? The most my type.
You know, for my wellbeing and Nakia's wellbeing
and the wellbeing of this entire villa,
I hope that I don't like Harmony.
Hope that I don't like her, would make life way easier.
Um, so we're just gonna bank on that.
But I don't know.
I just want my Nutella and oats. That's all I care about.
LAUGHING:Are you with me or what?
You taste of chocolate. Yeah.
Tell me! Tell me now!
Hammered. The bomb defuser is in a retirement village
with Miss Chloe Jackson, absolutely.
I'm very confident on that.
Reid just literally grabbed me, made out with me
and was just like, "Nah, you to the end."
I was like, boom.
I think that's nice. Hey, end of the era.
Do you think it's cos there's a week left or do you think...?
Huh?
Do you think that's cos there's a week left,
or do you think he's being serious?
No, I think cos he doesn't, like... I don't like the other guy.
He doesn't like the other guy.
Chilled as.
We were just happy that we actually, like...
We basically proved, like, if anyone walks in, we don't both give a shit.
Hm. That's why we were, like, hey,
like, stuff everybody's saying about comments.
That's nice.
'Oh, my God.'
If someone tells me Reid doesn't use every bombshell that comes in here,
I actually just don't even think I would be able to trust you
cos you clearly don't have one brain cell in your brain.
Fuck. How do you feel with Harmony?
Well, I guess, like, she can take my...
Andy said to the boys that he'll get to know her.
Did he?
Harmony. Harmony. Sorry?
All I know is that bombs coming in this late in the journey
is they've got some serious fucking balls.
So do I. So true, babe.
So do I.
The biggest balls I've ever seen. Yeah.
Harmony, your balls aren't as big as mine.
Get your cock out, Harmony.
Let's see them balls, babe. Hm.
CHUCKLING
See you first thing in the morning. Yeah, sounds good.
Oh, I've got some grafting to do. And Harmony.
Yeah, Harmony.
Harmony ain't shit.
# Somewhere down the road
# We lost each other... #
I think him staying on the sofa tonight,
it'll also bring him back to reality a little bit
and realise that what he's done has actually upset me.
# We lost ourselves
# Too much for us to face the storm Together... #
Good night.
When I get in, like, arguments or disagreements,
I like sleeping on it,
and I feel like it's really hard to do that in here.
Can I just say one word to you? Can you...?
I don't really wanna speak to you.
No, no, no, I'm not gonna give you a long-winded sentence
and discuss this, but...
Have a good sleep.
# We got caught up in the tide... #
NARRATOR: 'I really hope Zac meant that,
'because this Ellie Golding song cost us a freaking fortune.'
Lucinda, you OK? Yeah, I'm all good, bubs.
Can you believe this?
This is best case... We're having a sleepover.
No-one's gonna be able to tell us to shut up.Exactly.
# We lost each other
# And somewhere down the line We lost ourselves... #
# We stay up all night
# And we talk until the sun rises
# Hope you hold me tight... #
'Yeah, lots of defusing going on right about now.
'Reid's bombshell habit has been defused, but we'll see.
'Zac and Lucinda's beautiful love story has been defused,
'but we'll see.
'Good morning, everyone.' Morning.
'And Nakia's peaceful sleep has also been defused.'
Oh, my God, Nate!
'But we'll see.'
Morning. I'm still so tired.
Just kind of want this to be over, this stupid arguing.
Just unimportant shit, to be fair.
I just think last night was a bit of a shock, you know,
it's our first proper argument.
Like, we've had little disagreements and it's kind of, you know,
shaken things up with us a tiny bit,
but I feel like... I've got faith we'll pull through.
Fuck, I didn't make Lucinda a coffee.
It's my little morning routine.
My coffee that Zac made me this morning was so nice (!)
Did he still make you a coffee?
No, I'm taking the piss. Oh.
I do think I overreacted slightly.
Like...
'..I wonder how he's gonna act this morning.'
This one's for Harmony.
This one's for Trent.
Trent. Harmony. Trent.
Yeah, I would love to harmonise with Harmony.
I reckon she looks gorgeous.
Yeah, I'm just manifesting
that there's gonna be a date today and with Harmony.
I think it's my turn.
INDISTINCT
# In my bones
# There's something about the way You turn me on... #
Yeah. You're my best mate.
Ooh! HE SIGHS
# Tonight... #
What's your Instagram like?
Um... Mainly just photos of me in bikinis.
Have you got a lot of followers? I feel like you would.
TEXT ALERT, THEY GASP
GASPS
No way! I got a text!
CHEERING Oh, my God. All right.
READS ALOUD:
GASPING
Oh, my gosh. Let's go!
Woof.
Definitely a little shocked.
I felt very disappointed that Harmony chose Andy for the date
because, yeah, I've been building up to this moment.
I thought that that was my time to shine.
TEXT ALERT, THEY GASP
Oh, my God. I've got a text.
Ooh! Oh, you do.
READS ALOUD:
Whoo!
READS ALOUD:
LAUGHTER
Yeah. Savage.
Yeah, Sav!
I'm so excited for it. I can't wait to meet him.
Like... Ah, I'm getting, like, giddy and stuff.
What do you wear for a picnic? What the hell?!
Can I wear heels to a picnic?
It said "picnic". Like...
I think I need to wear something cute and picnic-y.
I don't even know.
Oh, my God.
Oh, babe!
No, that is the one. You need to wear that!
Aw! Oh, my girl! Come 'ere.
Oh, you're gonna do amazing.
You're gonna do absolutely amazing. Oh, my God. I love you.
This is so funny that I am in this dress.
I wanted to go picnic princess, but, um,
that wasn't really in my wardrobe.
So I've gone and borrowed a dress from Tyra,
but I think I'm pulling it off.
Sweet!Oh, my God. He's gonna be so confused
when I get back and I'm dressed like a whore.
You're dressed like a slut! And I'm dressed like a slut.
How are you feeling?
Great. I bet you are.
Harmony Schmarmony.
You nervous that it's gonna work out well, or do you think...?
For sure.
But she's not me. I'm her, and she is she.
Keep it real simple. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep.
Right. Yeah.
Based on the clip from last night, Harmony's definitely my type.
I don't know if there's anyone anywhere that hasn't figured out
that blondes are my type,
and she's definitely checking that box.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, Phil Mickelson.
I think I'm ready. Aw!
Is this really weird to see me in this?
You do look really cute.
I wanna wear, like, a black mini dress,
but I've been convinced otherwise.
You look so sweet and cute. So cute, so sweet.
I love it. I feel like a cupcake.Yeah.
I'm in my picnic princess era. I feel very cute.
You look so good.
You look beautiful. You look wonderful.Wonderful.
Guys, have the best time. All right.
I hope Andy is the complete opposite
of how he is in here out there on his date.
I hope he's not flirting with her. I hope he's not being funny.
I hope he's... I hope he's boring.
Hope he is just chatting about me the whole time.
NARRATOR: 'Oh, look, a flying pig!'
Bye, everybody. Bye, guys! Love you.
I'm nervous, are you nervous? I'm nervous, yeah.
The two most talkative people are nervous for their date.
I know. Geez Louise.
# Showing up, stepping out I'm ready to love again... #
NARRATOR: 'Majorca has countless stunning date spots,
'and this isn't one of them.
'It's a dusty field with a donkey,
'and a wire fence separating it from the crew Portaloos.
'Sav, tell us an outright lie, would you?'
This is so picture-perfect. I know.
How gorgeous.
Oh, my gosh, this is adorable. I'm gonna take off my shoes.
I'm gonna, like, get comfy here.
If I can't make her fall in love with me after this date,
I don't know what'll do it.
How we feeling? I'm feeling nervous.
It's that first-date nerves. It literally is, isn't it?Yeah.
Like, I've got, like, butterflies in my tummy.
What if this is the love of my life? What if it is?
What if...? What if Clint is the man of your dreams?
What if he is?
I think I'm just gonna definitely tell them
that I planned all of this.
I think that'll put you in a good place.Absolutely.
Starting it off with a lie. HE LAUGHS
'Four legs. Four cheeks,
'Four bottles of fizz...
'IF you include the two our Spanish intern Lucia smashed,
'which unfortunately meant she was fired.
'Anyway, our two final bombshells and their cheeks are coming in hot.'
'I'm Harmony, I'm 23, and I'm from Sydney.
'I'm going straight after what I want,
'and I'm not gonna be waiting
'for any guys to make any first moves.'
# Take us to the top Here we go now
# Straight to the top... #
'I'm Clint, I'm 28, and I live in the Sunshine Coast.
'Physically, I wouldn't say I have an exact type,
'but I am a sucker for pretty eyes, though.'
# Yeah, take us to the top Here we go now
# Straight to the top. #
Oh, Lord.
Oh, my God.
She looks like she was pulled out of my dream.
Also, Clint's handsome as hell. Clint is handsome.
# Ooh, la-la-la
# You're the finest thing I've ever seen
# Nuh-nuh-nah... #
NARRATOR: 'Our final bombshells, Harmony and Clint, have landed,
'and it's about to go off...
'if Harmony manages not to break both ankles
'while strutting the length of a dirt field in those heels.
'No way! She made it!'
Wow. Hello.
Hello. How you go? Good, thank you. How are you?
I'm good. Nice to meet you, I'm Harmony.
Nice to meet you, gorgeous. You look absolutely gorgeous.
Thank you. So do you.
All right, let's go ahead and sit down.Thank you.
Nice to meet you. Hello, very nice to meet you.
So you're American?
I am. Did that throw you through a loop?A little bit.
Yeah? What are you doing here?
That's a long story.
All right? How you going? Good, how are you?
It's good to finally be here. Yeah. You're coming in quite late.
Quite late, yeah, so I don't really have much time
to muck around, I guess, but yeah.
That's OK.
Go for it. Look at you.
Whoo. Made for it.
I arrived on Love Island Australia
because I went to Australia last year for, like, seven months
on a contract playing baseball.
OK.Yeah. I just... You are moving back to Australia?
I'm moving back to Australia. OK. To where?
To the Goldie. OK.
So, where are you from? Like, between Goldie and Byron.
OK, got you. But now I live in Sydney.
OK. How old are you? I'll be 24 in a few weeks.
24 in a few weeks. And you?
OK, I'm 27. OK.
Tell me a bit about yourself. Like, where are you from?
Like, what do you do? Yeah. So, um, I'm 28.Yeah.
So I'm from a small town called Mareeba,
which is like an hour inland from Cairns.
Yeah, right.
So, grew up there on a lychee farm. I love lychees. Get out!
That's a pretty random, like... definitely a random thing.
That is so random.
And now I'm actually living on the Sunshine Coast.
Pretty much, like, finished school,
I studied, uh, a Bachelor of Science in Melbourne.
Oh, that's awesome.
I've been working as an environmental engineer
for the past seven years.
That's so cool. Yeah.
It's a bit of a niche, like, sort of...Yeah, that is.
It's a different job, but... Yeah.It's good.
But, um, yeah, other than that, just go to the beach,
go to the gym, all that sort of thing.
You would if you're a Sunny Coast boy.Yeah, yeah.
If you're on the Sunny Coast, you're meant to surf, but I can't.
Me and my mate go out with our boogie boards.Oh, no!
That's so cute. I actually love that.
Oh, that's sweet.
# Just go with what we feel... #
OK, give me your type, talk to me about it.
Tall, tattoos, dark hair.
Kind of this.Yeah, I'm checking those boxes, for sure.
My scenario is, uh,
I came in and coupled up with a girl named Nakia.OK.
Everything was good and great, but...
she's only 21.
I'm 27. I feel like I'm a couple years away
from getting married and starting a family.Mm-hm.
Is, like, where I'm at. Right.
And for me to ask that of somebody at 21 years old...
Yeah. 21 is young. Right?
I mean, 23 is not that different.
It's not that different. When did you say you turn 24?
In, like, three weeks. In three weeks?Yeah.
We're just gonna call you 24 so I feel better about it.OK.
You just turned 27, so that's only three years' difference.
See? OK, now we're working. Right?
# Can we evolve forever?
# Day after day together... #
So, this year, in April, I finally got my parchment.
Oh, wow. Is that law? In law?
Yeah. Yeah. I graduated with a double degree in law and business.
I had no time to do anything.
It was really sad for me sometimes cos I was going on really good dates
here and there, but I never had the time
to actually develop a connection with anybody.
Yeah. And, like, a good connection takes, they all take time.
Oh, it so does. And it's really weird.
I've been on a journey in here cos I've had a few toxic relationships,
and I was, like, you know, toxic relationships are addictive.
Like, they're really fun and thrilling.
And then, after being in here for a month,
it feels like you're in there for a year, I swear to God.
Like, I feel like I've lived and died in that villa
Um, I've been, like, do you know what?
I actually just want somebody that's really nice and complete.
And, like, being away from the outside world for so long,
I've realised that. Yeah.
And I was just, like, if I get that realisation
and that's what I leave with, then I'm even happy with just that.
Yeah, absolutely. No, that's really cool.
I think for me, like, you obviously stuck out to me,
and I'm hoping we can continue this, like, in the villa.
I think you're really cool.
I have really liked talking to you today, like, a lot.
Yeah. Yeah. No, it's been really good, so...
Yeah. Let's definitely, um...
I mean, do we even have to go back to the villa?I hope not.
We can just we can stay here forever.
We can just wrap this up. Yeah.
Cheers. Cheers.
You are... You couldn't be more my type.
Really?Ridiculous. Are you just saying that?
No, I swear to God. You could ask anybody in the villa.
You go, "What's Andy's type?"
And he'd go, "Blonde hair with blue eyes."Really?
Immediately.OK. There wouldn't even be a hesitation.
And this other girl isn't that? She actually is.
She definitely is.
SHE LAUGHS
# Forever
# Till you can't fool The pressure... #
I just know it must be really hard. It's the anticipation, you know?
Yeah, it is. It's thinking, like, what are they doing right now?
How well are they getting along?
And Andy's a pretty flirtatious guy. He's so flirty.
He's so easy to get along with, like...
Like, she's gonna like him. Yeah.
The longer the day goes on, the more anxious I'm getting.
I just want him to come back and tell me how the date went,
and then, you know... then I can know how to feel.
But right now, I don't really know how to feel.
NARRATOR: 'That's funny.
'On Nakia's first date with Andy, she couldn't care less.'
I hope Trent rizzes the pants off her.
I hope Trent swoops in like a bald eagle and picks her up.
He will try.
When we have our debrief and she talks about, you know,
who she likes, I'll be like, "Oh, I reckon you and Trent."
We'll all look at each other and be, like, "Oh, Trent..."
"Trent's a really good kisser."
THEY LAUGH
Is that too far? I don't know.
Is that too far?
NARRATOR: 'OK, full disclosure -
'we didn't technically hire this field.
'A local crime boss said we could film for free
'if we promised to feed his donkeys, and, well, it's time to collect.'
ANDY:Oh, shit. HARMONY:The donkeys are out.
Somebody has released the donkeys. Someone has released the donkeys.
Somebody has released the donkeys.
Can we feed them a carrot? Can we feed them?
This is actually really cool. I'm, like, really excited for this.
Good boy.
Oh, my God!
Do you want an apple? Oh, my God, they are so cute.
I don't know if that counts?
LAUGHTER
Andy's only kiss has been with a donkey.
NARRATOR: 'After stimulating dates and stimulating the local economy
'by supporting organised crime,
'they all whizz back to the villa, while the donkeys just...
'you know, whizz.
'As I often yell at my gran,
' "It's my house, and I can pee on the floor if I like."
'After their dates, Sav, Andy, Harmony and Clint
'are finding they can't return from the Majorca wilderness
'without the three Ms - mobile, map and money.
'Zac and Lucinda are finding they can't return
'from the relationship wilderness without the three Ss -
'sorry, sorry and...'
I'll just start and say, like...
..the whole "I need to train her" comment...
like, I'm sorry about that. It was stupid.Mm.
Um, obviously...
..it's, like, not really how you should talk about people.
So I'm sorry about that. I can't justify that.
I didn't realise you'd take it the way you did,
and that's my bad, you know?
And I'm sorry.
Like, I didn't want you to be upset last night.
'Zac apologised.'
I really felt like he meant it as well.
Well, for starters, I wanna apologise for...
saying that you're punching.
I know, like, the things you said was a reaction
to the dumb shit you'd just seen.
So I can only get so annoyed with you.
I'm sorry.
I do think that Zac's apology is genuine...
..but I do think that Zac is just harmless
and he doesn't mean to upset me at all.
I love yoghurt.
Some things just come across worse than they actually are.
I am punching, you're not allowed to say it.
I was joking. Yeah.
But you're not allowed to say it. You're not allowed to even know it.
You're meant to think the opposite.
I do think the opposite. Oh, yeah, I'm sure you do (!)
I do.
Hi, everyone! It's Tyra. It's Nakia.
Today, we're going to be using the GHD Curve,
and we are gonna curl her entire head of hair.
It's giving Sandy from Grease.
It's giving Hot Sandy at the end of Grease.
So, stay tuned to see what the end result looks like.
This is the before.
NARRATOR: 'Sandy from Grease, sure.
'I mean, she's got feels, they're multiplying,
'fears she's losing control.
'And for copyright reasons, I can't finish that line,
'but you get the idea.'
All I can think about is if Andy comes back from his date
with fucking Schmarmony, and I look like this.
Could you imagine that, Chloe? What?
Andy and Harmony come back, and I'm like, "Hey!"
CHLOE LAUGHS Like, "What up?"
I would probably laugh, to be fair, like, it'd be quite funny.
I'd have to laugh, or I'd cry.
# Famous overnight Ain't even his type
# Popping on the gram Seven digits on the live
# Famous overnight Yeah, got the kryptonite... #
SAVANAH: Hey guys!
Hello! Hello, Islanders!
Oh! What the...? What the fuck?
Oh, my god, hi! Oh, my God. Hand in hand.
Andy was holding Harmony's hand.
I don't whether Nakia saw... but I did.
HARMONY GIGGLES Take it at your pace.
It tells me that the date went very well.
Holy... This is crazy.
Hello, everybody. Hey, guys!
Wait, let me... let me just check. Girl, do not go out there.
Hello!Why don't you guys come on down here?
They are?
Fuck, Tyra! THEY GIGGLE
Wait, I've gotta finish it. Fuck!
Everybody, out!
No! No, no! We've got to finish it.
'The timing couldn't get any worse if it tried.'
I have two-minute noodles for hair.
Oh, my fucking God. Were they holding hands?
I think so.
Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my God. I feel sick.
Dude! I'm gonna put my hair up.
Nakia's giving poodle.
'Just not the vibe you want
'when your man is coming in with a new bombshell.'
I need a hair tie, Tyra, ASAP. Put a fucking shower cap on.
Everybody, out. What are we doing?
OK.
I feel sick. NATE:They're back fast.
GEORGIA: Yeah, that was good. I'm... I'm mid fucking curl, dude.
She's mid Annie cosplay. Dude!
I literally look like a fucking joke right now.
Course they're back.
Course they're back before I look like this.
"Hey, girl, this is your comp."
Be for real.
Hi!
Harmony. Hi, I'm Nakia. Nice to meet you.
Harmony. I'm Tyra, lovely to meet you.
Harmony.Trent. Nice to meet you.
'Seeing Harmony rock up into the villa was unreal.
'Like, her blue eyes are unbelievable, and her blonde hair.'
Yeah, I just think she looks amazing.
What are you doing, buddy? NATE:How was? How was?
Just vibing. Yeah?
Live, laugh, love. Live, laugh love.
NAKIA:'Andy didn't even say hello to me when he come back.'
Maybe he had his priorities elsewhere.
How was your fucking date, bro? How was the date?
CLINT:You go first, Andy. Oh, shit.
INHALES DEEPLY
Yeah, it's, um...
She could not be...
Physically, she could not be more my type to a T, bro.
She... I feel like they can fucking hear us right there.
No, they can't. Nah. OK.
I, like... As she walked up, I was like,
"This is as troublesome as you can make it."
In that... KALE LAUGHS
..she's just, like, cute and pretty.
Yeah, and she's got, like, you know...
She's a little freckly, and she has the blue eyes and the wavy hair.
Yeah.And so, like, physically, like, checks every box on my list.
Harmony is by far the best bomb that's walked in here
since I've been here.
'Her eyes are ridiculous.'
Her eyes are... HE EXHALES
TRENT:How'd you go?
It was good, man, it was real good. Yeah, she was a cool chick.
Yeah, she is. Yeah. Easy to talk to.
So easy. Like, the easiest. The easiest, yeah.
Like, the chats went good.
Like, I'll be keen to, like, continue them.
Particularly if she's openly... If that's pretty...100%.
I don't think her and I could be any more open.
She's the most open here.
She's the most open girl. Yeah, cool.
Obviously, I find her really attractive,
but feeling that, like, connection's really important,
and I felt like we had, like, something there,
so hopefully, we can continue that.
He is so lovely. TYRA:Is he?
He's so hot. He is so nice.
I just bonded with him straight away on our date.
Really? Yeah.
We talked about all romantic stuff.
I wasn't even silly or, like, crazy or nothing, and he...
Aww, Sav! It was like I knew him forever.
Oh, my God! Oh, this is perfect!
How good's that? CHLOE SCREAMS
Did you get good vibes? Really, really good vibes.
Like, so comfortable with him straight away.
I'm so stoked for you, babe.
Sav, after this date, she is smitten.
I have never seen her so lovey-dovey in her... in my life.
I've never seen it before.
We got to feed donkeys together. We did.
Feed donkeys? Really?
There were donkeys. There were donkeys.
And how did your date go? Tell us about that.
It was nice. It was a little picnic, like, in a field.
We're drinking Champagne, getting to know each other.
How cute!
What was the vibe with Andy? I don't know.
I think we got along quite well, and apparently, I'm his type,
and apparently, he's my type.
Sounds like a good date, then. We'll see what happens.
Andy did say Harmony is his type. I assumed he would say that.
She's blonde. It's not that hard.
So, what did Andy say about our situation?
That you have been, like, getting along well.
Out of everyone in the villa, he had the most connection with you,
but he said something about an age gap.
Yeah. And that that was the thing
that worried him the most on the outside,
that he wasn't sure if it would work.
She's older than me.
I'm sure that's ticked his box, for sure.
Are you scared of stepping on anyone's toes?
Not in that sense.
Like, I'm definitely just gonna, yeah, see who I vibe with,
see what happens.
# I feel like I might go off... #
Honestly, bro, the thing is, like, in this place, bro,
is trouble's so easy to find.
MEN LAUGH
# I feel like I might go... #
I don't feel bad about stepping on Nakia's toes
because it is Love Island.
So sorry about your toes, darl. Hope they're not freshly done.
# And if you wanna see What I can do
# Prepare to be amazed
# So amazed
# I feel like I might go off. #
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