# I'm gonna hunt you down
# Yeah, I ain't playin' around
# Imma take your crown
# Man better run Gonna hunt you down... #
NARRATOR: 'Previously on Love Island Australia...'
She's a really good girl.
I feel like I've known her a lot longer than I have.
'..new bombs Clint and Harmony made moves.'
If there was a re-coupling tonight and I picked you,
how would you feel? I'd love it if you picked me
because then we have more time to see if there is something here.
I pretty much gave her the green light
SHE LAUGHS 'He can have...'
He's had... He's... SHE SIGHS
'And after the bombs made their choice...'
Savanah.
Andy.
'..the Islanders made theirs...'
The person we decided to dump is...
Nakia. Nakia.
Trent. Trent.
'..which saw Trent voted out.'
SNIFFS AND SOBS
'Um, Zac, at least you still have Lucinda... love of your life?
'To-o-o-night...'
# Step, step Step into the lion's den... #
What the fuck was that? I feel embarrassed.
I feel mugged and disrespected.
'And it's more like a hot mess...'
Was it a mutual decision for Nakia to go?
I literally said, "You just pick, I don't care."
You said that? Yes.
'One person's lying.'
Harmony's saying it was solely Andy's decision,
and then you got Andy saying it was a split decision.
The situation's not adding up.
Should I just come up and answer questions for everybody?
Here, do you guys wanna just keep fucking talking?
'..Before Zac proves that on Love Island...'
The plan is quite simple.
Stand up for me... and we'll face this way.
What does that say? '..there is "Love, Actually". '
GASPING Oh, my God. What the fuck?
Who stays and who goes
will be decided by your fellow Islanders.
Nakia and I have been together since I first walked in here.Yeah.
It makes it tough to intentionally vote her to leave.
If we choose Nakia to stay,
is it just gonna be the same little love triangle vibes?
Voting to keep Nakia here would be a...
.."have your cake and eat it, too" situation for me.Mm-hm.
ALL:The person that we've decided to dump from the villa is...
Trent. Nakia.Trent.
Trent. Nakia.
Did any vote surprise you this evening?
SHE LAUGHS Yeah. Andy and Harmony's.
I thought Andy and I had something, but I'm just...
We'll talk about it.
ANDY:OK.
'That was some crazy fire pit action.
'But, in fairness to Nakia, she IS taking it very well.'
What the fuck was that?
Fucking votes you out of the fucking villa?Wow.
Yeah. What is that bullshit?
Are you serious?
Beats me. What is up with that?
What? I didn't... Yeah.
She just said it wasn't.
I'm so fucking confused. W-We all died. We all died.
I'm, like, shaking of fury. Like, I'm, like...
I could see it in your eyes when you were standing up.
EXHALES DEEPLY Yeah, but then I'm thinking,
"Did he do that out of respect for Harmony?"
But Harmony just said, "I didn't..." Stop fucking putting...Yeah.
But then she said, "I had no input in that."
So it's not like she's gone,
"Hey, I don't feel really secure if Nakia's around still."
She said she had no input.
Wait, so, within that conversation of deciding who,
was Harmony, like, pretty claws-out, like, saying...?
Did she have the daggers out? Was she, like...?
She wasn't... "We're not keeping her around."?
I'm not saying she... I don't think...
I think Harmony has too... She's too, like, sweet of a person.
OK. She's not...
She's not blunt like Nakia is. Yep, OK.
So... So she wasn't like, "This is what's happening."
Yeah. Right.
But she made it very, very clear
that she would've rather have Nakia gone than Trent.
Nakia, yeah, of course.
And, like, if I got to make the decision alone...
and Harmony wasn't a part of that, I would've voted to keep Nakia.
But... i-i-it's an impossible ask.
Like, you can't... I-I can't ask a girl to save another girl for me.
That's not how this world works.
I was so open with him, saying, just, "We can let her stay."
Yeah. "If that's what you wanna do."
And he was the one who made that decision in the end.Yeah.
So that, I guess, kind of...
..goes to show something good about our connection. But I...
I think it does. Like... I... Yeah.
It's a good sign that he was that willing...Yeah.
..to just be like, "OK, we'll vote for her to leave
"cos I wanna, like, I want this to work with you." Whereas, like...
Yeah, he could've easily just been like, "Oh, we need to...
"I wanna keep Nakia." Mm.
I wasn't saying, "Let's definitely just send her home."
I was... quite happy for him to take the lead with that decision.
Nakia, I'd love to chat with you. OK.
Where do would you like to go? SUCKS HER TEETH
Let's go sit down there. Sure.
If that works with you. INDISTINCT CHATTER
We've spoken to Harmony. That decision was completely Andy's.
So, I walked up the stairs with her. What?!
I said, "How is that fair?" Completely, completely Andy's.
She was like, "Oh, I didn't have an input in that whole vote."
Is that what he told you guys as well?Uh-h-h...
He did say that Harmony made it very clear in her own way
that she wanted Nakia to go home.
In her own way.
IMITATES GUNSHOT
'It couldn't be more uncomfortable.
'But Andy starts to make things more comfortable
'by putting down a cushion.'
OK... Um, I have a lot to say, obviously.
You do have a lot to say. Ooh, OK. Um...
Yeah. How about I go first? Um, I... What the fuck was that?
I feel like, um... I feel embarrassed.
You just basically stood up there and said, "I want her gone."
Like... "Get her out."
So, like, I feel mugged and disrespected.
You basically just stood there and said that Trent has more of a chance
of finding love in here than I do.
If you honestly believe that that's how I made my decision... then...
I don't think that I can... I can help you here.
The decision was made because...
I was trying to have as much respect for Harmony as I possibly could.
OK? If it was up to me, I would've saved you.
If I made the decision myself, I would've saved you.
It's very simple. It's super fucking simple.
OK? But that's not how the world works. That's not how it works here.
That's not how anything works, right?
So, in a scenario where I have this poor girl
who just walked into the villa sitting across from me,
I'm not going to be the one to ask her to save a different girl
so that I can possibly have some extra time with her.
That's not fair for me to do to her, and I'm so, so, so sorry
that it came at the expense of your feelings,
and I hope you know that that's genuine
because I legitimately care about you.
Andy is the biggest people-pleaser I've ever met in my entire life.
Andy can't make a decision unless he's pleasing -
he thinks - everyone.
And, like... God. He's just making it worse.
This weighs heavily on me, and I feel terrible about it.
Like, this is shit.
And I'm incredibly sorry... that that happened tonight.
And I understand that you feel embarrassed,
and I'm even more sorry about that.
OK. Well, what do you wanna do from here?
Because I feel like if you feel like you can't progress
with her while I'm here, do you want me to just, like...
What do you want me to do?
I don't... I don't even have an answer for you.
I haven't got that far.
Like, I haven't had time to even process where to go from here.
OK.
I just want clarity. I just want one answer.
I'm not asking for a lot. I'm asking for you to tell the truth.
I just... I want to,
like, really legitimately get you to understand that I'm sorry.
Like, I truly... am deeply sorry.
OK. I'm really sorry, Nakia.
I apologise.
HE SIGHS Right, OK.
# Mind is focussing on you
# Please don't break me Into two... #
So, in other news... In other news...?
We're officially a couple.
Yeah, I feel really happy. I'm pretty stoked.
I mean, I wasn't surprised that you chose me.
Yeah. THEY LAUGH
But... I've obviously been in here for ages, and, like...
..out of everyone, sort of, I felt... It's so weird.
I've literally felt the most comfortable with you.
Like, it's just been so easy, even since the first date.
Mm-hm. So, yeah.
Yeah. I agree. Like...
I think I've said that my transition into here's
been so smooth because of you.
Yeah. Yeah, it's... just crazy.
That made me feel so happy. I was like, "Aw! I did that."
Yeah. It was easy. Like, it was... yeah.
Everything I said was so easy to say because...
like, yeah, it's exactly how I feel, so...
Mm. Yeah.
When Clint made his speech, I...
I think that I nearly had tears in my eyes.
I just sat there and, like, my heart melted.
Like, it was so special. I... Yeah.
I feel the exact same way about him.
I get emotional thinking about it, actually.
Yeah. It was really sweet.
It's gonna be awesome.
Couldn't have come sooner. Wish you came, like, four weeks ago.
I'm so angry at you.
A couple weeks ago would've been nice. I'm mad at myself.
I would've loved to be in here a lot earlier.You bitch.
Yeah. But... we still got time.
We still got time. I think.
One week in here is like a year. Hey? Kiss?
Me and Clint had our first kiss in the teepee.
Um, it felt so right. It felt so overdue.
He's such a good kisser.
And yeah, it was just so nice to finally be with someone
and, like, be in their arms and just want to kiss them,
and it felt so natural and comfortable and yeah.
I feel like I've got, like, butterflies now.
I'm, like, really warm all over. It's weird.
Oh, I can get so used to that. I know, it's so good.
'On Love Island, Zac met his dream girl, Lucinda,
'and friend for life, Trent, who he'll see again really soon.
'So he couldn't be happier.
'OK, well, look, he could be a little happier,
'but he's still really happy.
'He's kinda happy.
'Fine. He's thirsty. Thirsty. Happy?
'Pot-ay-to. Pot-ah-to. He's having a good time.'
Zaccy, boy, you wanna chat, brother?
Oh, I'm just chilling, bro. HE SIGHS
You care if I sit for a minute?
We don't even have to chat, dude.
I was actually just looking for an excuse to sit somewhere
where I didn't have to speak to somebody.
Yeah, you get your ass chewed out?
Yeah, not my favourite night in the villa.Mm-hm.
LUCINDA: Have you spoken to Andy?
I have. HARMONY:How did that go?
Um, I've decided I'm just gonna talk to the both of you
at the exact same time.
OK. Oh.
Let's do that.
Where is he? Do you reckon he wants to do that?
I don't give a shit what he wants to do.
But you didn't make it uncomfortable for him to say what he wanted.
No, I literally said, "You just pick. I don't care."
Yeah. You said that?
Yeah.Roll the tapes, baby. Roll the tape, yeah.
Roll the fucking tapes.
Harmony saying it was solely Andy's decision,
and then you got Andy saying it was a...
I guess, mutual or split decision.
One person's lying,
I think we just gotta figure out who the one person is.
Yeah, see, this is where the miscommunication is
cos that's not what he's saying anyway.
Was it a mutual decision for Nakia to go?
So pretty much, we sat down, and I said,
"Look, I have no connotations with either of these people.
"They... I don't know them."
That's why I was like, "It's up to you."
If you really wanna keep getting to know her and have her here...
Mm-hm. ..then let's just keep her.
You said that? Yes!
Like, I have no reason to lie about our chat.
That's exactly what happened. NAKIA SLURPS
I feel like the situation's not adding up.
Get in your head... Wait, just a second.
It's like is Andy 100% for Harmony? Is he not?
He doesn't know. That's his thing. He doesn't know.
SAVANAH:He doesn't know, but it can be really hard to navigate.
Should I just go handle this fucking thing?Uh...
Did he choose it? Did you choose it?
Do I just walk up there and say, "Hey, everyone, shut the fuck up"?
Ask me questions if you wanna ask me questions,
but don't fucking just chat behind my back over and over again.
Should I just come up and answer questions for everybody?
NATE: I'll come down. I don't know.
We wanna just keep fucking talking?
What are you saying?
Or do we wanna ask somebody the fucking question?
HARMONY: We're waiting to talk to you.
Just keep yapping behind my back?
It's pretty simple. I'm here.
Yeah, we know. We've been waiting to talk to you.
You wanna come chat to me, or do you guys wanna just speculate?
SAVANAH: We're not saying anything about you.
Nakia was just literally about to talk to you with Harmony.
I'd love to.
In fact, I told Nakia I'd speak to her more.
It's real fucking simple. Just ask me to talk.
Don't talk behind my back. Speak to my face. It's real simple.
I personally don't think that it's a great idea
for y'all to talk tonight when it's heated.
You wanna go? I'm going.
I don't like when people are gonna speak behind my back.
There's things that we're... I'm hearing about up there
that is not what we've necessarily heard from you.
And that's why, like, everyone's, like, kind of twisted with it.
HARMONY SUCKS TEETH
It'd be good for you and Harmony to have a chat
because Harmony is saying that...
You know what I'm saying?
She said that you're very much the driver of the decision.
NARRATOR: 'Wind your beak in, Pinky. It's too dangerous.'
I hate doing drama,
but this is the biggest stitch-up I've ever been involved in.
Dude, they're about to put you on the spot.I actually prefer this.
Oh, if there's a man that can tackle the three-way chat,
it's you, my guy.
Oh, my God. I feel like this is turning
into, like, such a "he said, she said" situation.
I don't want you to worry about me. I'm actually excited about this.
You guys have a good one. MEN LAUGH
Where do you guys wanna sit?
KALE:On your neck.
Bro! God! KALE LAUGHS
REID:Oh, my God, dude.
Did you see his reaction even when I fucking told him that?
He's fucked.
Did you see his reaction when I told him that,
and he's like, "What the fuck?" You know what I'm saying?
Let's go. I'm more than...
I'm more than happy to have this conversation with both of you guys.
What answer do you... would you want Nakia?
I just, like... Like, what are you wanting to hear?
I just wanna know, like...
Cos obviously your decision to send me home,
what you wanted was for me to be gone.
So, like, is that still, like, how you're approaching this?
Like, are you still going into this next week, like...
..like, pretending I'm not here, pretty much?
Harmony's telling porkies? I think so.
That's what Lucinda thinks.
Lucinda thinks that she's telling porkies, too.
I hope that you don't legitimately believe
that I wanted to send you home,
and I hope you don't think that I actually wanted to send her home.
No, I don't think that at all.
OK. I'm very glad that you said that.
There's was no part of me that was like,
"Yeah, let's get Nakia out of here."
That was never... No.
That was never running through my head.
I'm thinking some of the things Harmony is saying are not adding up.
So maybe Harmony's shady 180.
On one hand, I'm hearing, you know, half of the party wasn't involved.
On the other hand, I'm hearing
the other half of the party wasn't involved.
Like, how did we get here?
Yeah, and I just kind of heard that from the boys.
Um, with respects to you, while we were sitting there...
Mm-hm. Um...
I know one of the things that you mentioned is you were like,
"I don't wanna be involved in a love triangle."Yeah.
I mean, I've just gotten here
and, like, gotten to take my pick of, like, what I want.
So I wasn't gonna ask the question of,
"Hey, can we please save Nakia
"so I can spend some extra time with Nakia?"
But you didn't need to really ask the question
cos you could've said, "Can we do that?
That would've been the end of the conversation.
And I still wasn't gonna do that, and I was not gonna do that
because I was trying to respect where you were in the scenario...
But that's what I mean.
I don't want it to seem like I was the one who was like, "No."
Like... Now you're like, you know what I mean?
I never...
There's not a single soul out here, including you,
that says that you were the full driver of that scenario.
We came to that decision together. I know.
I'm not hiding anything here.
Your eyes open wide when you said... When I said that.
I just feel like we're going round and round in circles.
I'm just, like, literally getting further and further away
from any type of answer.
So I feel like you two should just chat about whatever,
and I'm gonna go.
I wish I had my own copy of the tapes.
So I could go, "Here, at one minute, 23, you said this,
"and if we fast forward to four minutes, 18, you say this."
Math ain't mathing.
MUSIC: 'You Know How To Hurt Me' by Eloise Daisy Weeks
# You and I hid our thoughts In the silence
# Synchronised As you thought it aligns
# You know how to hurt me
# But you could never Drive me away. #
Here's where the main issue stemmed from.
In the conversation where we decided to vote...
..and I didn't even wanna say this to Harmony,
even though she kind of...
she essentially tried to fuck me over there.
Harmony definitely did push a little bit,
not aggressively, but she tried to push.
Like, she obviously didn't want Nakia to be here.
Of course. Which is understandable.
I don't blame her for that.
He said out of his mouth, he said,
"If it were my decision,
"I wouldn't send... I wouldn't have sent you home."
Whose decision was it, then?
Maybe there was a bit more pressure on Andy...Yeah.
..to make that decision than what we thought initially.
You think she's lying?
Well, I ain't calling her a "truther".
THEY LAUGH
She in a way is saying that I was... It's solely on you.
..that I was the driver.
That's exactly what she said.
She said that she told you that she didn't care whether...
She didn't care, it was up to you. And she's like, "It's up to you."
She said from the beginning, "It's up to you."
I reckon Harmony, like, convinced herself
that she didn't actually say anything wrong.
HE SIGHS
It's a... It's a tough situation with Harmony now
because I kind of have this feeling that she was...
up there, I guess,
you know, some would say, like, you know, stirring the pot a bit,
and so it's just...
Yeah, it kind of, you know, it rubs me the wrong way a little bit
for that to be happening... 24 hours after I met her.
Here's my problem. What?
I'm a little bit fucking off them both right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm in a scenario where I have these two girls,
who I was trying to respect both their feelings as much as possible,
trying to eat my shit up behind my back.
Yeah. Like, I'm off that.
Just hearing them kind of, like, build off each other
to talk trash behind my back.
# You know how to hurt me...
# But you could never Drive me away. #
So if I'm being honest, I'm a little bit off both of 'em,
and I don't know how I'm gonna go about this.
I might have to go for the brunettes after this.
The blondes got me going nuts.
NARRATOR: 'Neither of them are natural blondes, Moon.'
# Stay a while, don't be shy
# Come alive Stay a while... #
Congratulations, guys. You're hot as fuck, you two.
'Not long ago, Kale was in the compost,
'Andy and Nakia were choosing baby names,
'and Savanah was unlucky in love.
'What does a reversal of fortune sound like, Sav?'
Aw, get in. Bed.
Ha! It's so good.
How excited are you to be in a bed? So good.
So much comfier. Yeah. So good, isn't it?
Ah, it's the love of my... You've so cheeky today.
It's the love of my life. No, tonight, I don't what it is...
Uh...
I don't really think I wanna... talk any more tonight.
I just don't really wanna discuss... anything right now.OK.
No, thank you.
# Oh, it feels like summer Breathing in the colours
# Doing what we wanna Stay a while, stay a while
# Oh, it feels like summer These days got no numbers
# Running me out. #
NARRATOR: 'They say you should never go to sleep on an argument,
'which is why the Islanders choose to sleep on beds.
'Thankfully, the arguments will resume
'once the pleasantries are out of the way.'
Morning, everyone. Good morning.
# I don't wanna check the time... #
Are you getting up now?
TYRA GROANS
Whoa! Everyone, look, it's Andy's ass.
My ass, guys. Argh!
Actually, not you. What are you doing?
Wanna go for a swim?
The vibes with Andy for our first night in bed
were a little bit awkward.
It wasn't the best first night that I was imagining.
Shall we get up? Yeah, let's get up.
If we must.
Sharing a bed with Sav was awesome.
It felt really nice to be straight into bed
with the number one person here
that, like, I really wanna get to know,
so I felt settled and comfortable.
It's nice and reassuring, like, hearing all the guys be like,
"Clint's such a good person."
Oh, we can all see it, like... Yeah, right?
And, literally, from the second he walked in with you,
you two have just smooshed together.
Like, we can all see it from the outside.
Stop it! Are you being serious? Dead set.
Oh, thanks, babe. I just feel so comfy with the boy.
Aw, me and Clint are so good.
It feels so right, I feel so comfortable.
Oh, hey. Oh, wait, come back.
Fuck you, guys. What the hell?
Get a fucking room. SAVANAH LAUGHS
Yeah, I'm, like, very, very smitten at the moment.
Fucking hell.
Feeling OK about today? Yeah.
Do you think he's stalling?
Yes. Yes. 100% yes.
It's, like, shitty when the one person that you like the most
is, like, not really giving you the time of day.
They're working out for a really long time today.
Oh, yeah.
Is this the one you said you step on?
To do curls with?
Like, I feel like I just look a bit desperate.
Just waiting around like... SHE HUMS
Oh, yeah!
GRUNTING
He's what? THEY LAUGH
"What else we got in here?!" THEY LAUGH
"What else we got? What else can I play with?"
It would be easier to catch the plague
than it would be to catch this man.
THEY LAUGH
It does kind of feel like Andy is avoiding me a little bit,
but I guess it's still early,
and he likes to do his little routine checklist of things, so...
I'm sure he'll make time for me soon.
Patiently waiting for some attention.
For some chat. SHE LAUGHS
Just making sure Harmony's OK. I was about to grab her for a chat.
Oh!I'm fine. That's me out.
'I really do think Harmony is a wonderful person,
'I think she's great.'
But I'm a bit...
I am a bit closed off to her.
I feel like you've been avoiding me, to be honest.
Well, today, I was just gonna do my thing
and then pull you for a chat. OK.
Like, I'm sorry for anything that I've done
that's, like, rubbed you the wrong way.
It's not... was not my intention.
I think you're a great person. Mm.
But I don't think that
you were necessarily protecting me in any way.OK.
I'd be lying to you if I said that I'm, like, happy
about where we stand, based off that.
But that doesn't mean that
I'm gonna change my whole opinion on the situation based off of that.
I don't know. I feel like
you're being quite harsh on it, if I'm honest.
If you're not gonna, like, be able to move past that,
or forgive me for that, then... sounds like that's kind of it.
I'm kind of just sitting on the edge, like, in between.
Yeah. And I don't really know what to do.
Yeah. So you're just gonna do nothing?
And I... HE SIGHS
Like, I feel like you've put up a bit of a wall between us.
I don't really know exactly where I'm at.
I wish I could give you answers that I can't give you right now.
# Waiting for a sign... # OK.
# Do I cross your mind...? # Anything else?
Uh, for right now,
I don't really think I have anything else to say.
OK.I mean, we'll have another chat later.
Uh, but right now, I think I just need to...
Let me know when you wanna chat because...
Yeah, it's your world, I'm just living in it (!)
# Don't wanna find another... #
I don't know. I feel like he's being a little bit maybe unreasonable.
'I just feel, like, in a shitty situation.'
We just coupled up, I was so excited about it,
and I like him, and I wanna spend more time with him,
and I feel like... he doesn't necessarily want that right now.
Um, yeah, no, I'll grab you for a chat later, all right?
All right. OK.Toodles.
# If I let go Will I see you again? #
# Step into your best life Step into your best life... #
NARRATOR IN GERMAN ACCENT: 'Oh, don't mind if I do.
'Vibes, vibes, drone shot vibes
'The villa looks good From high in the sky
'Pinky's chilling Hanging by the pool
'Zac doing weights, how uber-cool
'Harmony is still perplexed
'I've run out of rhymes Can we send a text?
BACK TO OWN IRISH ACCENT: 'Send the text!'
TEXT ALERT Oh!
Guys, I got a text! Oh, wow!
READS ALOUD
CHEERING
Whoo! bubly party!
# We're soaring 'cross the sky So take it higher
# So take it higher
Take it higher
# So take it higher
Take it higher
# So take it higher So take it higher
# So take it higher Across the sky. #
TEXT ALERT, GASPING
I've got a text! Oh, my goodness!
READS ALOUD
Ooh!
NARRATOR: 'Training hard and drinking water for the Olympics?
'Boring!
'Training not at all
'and drinking tasty water for the bubly games?
'Winning! Round one is "nice cans".'
Can you see? What if I walk into the pool?
Well, it will look hot. OK.
Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin. Stop!
LAUGHTER Straight, straight.
LUCINDA SCREAMS Stop, stop, stop! Spin.
Go! Stop! Spin, spin, spin. Straight, straight.
Go! No! LAUGHTER
Kick around! LAUGHTER
Right, kick!
SHE SCREAMS, LAUGHTER
Lucinda was so bad. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That was so much easier in my head.
Zac's directions were shocking.
Yep. Wait, no, no. Stop, stop, stop!
Go straight, straight, straight, straight.
Straight, straight, straight. Left. One... Yep. Straight, straight.
Sav's directions... were incredible. They were perfect.
OK. Spin right. Yep.
Run. Don't run. Left. No, left! LAUGHTER
She was directing me,
and it's like she was blindfolded with her directions.
One o'clock. Go forward. Forward. Three o'clock.
I swear to God, I'm gonna... Three o'clock.
Straight, straight.
Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight. Right.
Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight,
straight, straight, straight. Left, left, left.
And kick, that shit's forward. Keep going up.
Right, right, right. Kick it.
'No mucking around.'
I knew exactly what we needed, and I... And we did well.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHLOE:I think they're a real good couple, Georgia and Nate.
They worked really good as a team, and...
yeah, they nailed that challenge.
GEORGIA:That was all right!
NARRATOR: 'After one round, Georgia and Nate bubble into a comfy lead.
'Next up, it's Love Burps,
'where Islanders must scull a can of bubly
'and burp a compliment to their partner.
'And, yes, someone gets paid ACTUAL money to come up with this stuff!
'Jokes on you!'
BOYS CHANT: Scull, scull, scull, scull.
BELCHES:I love your bikini.
LAUGHTER
'Of course, not EVERYONE possesses the gift of a beautiful belch.'
Eurgh! Eurgh! I can't burp.
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
I have never burped before in my life.
And, like, it wasn't gonna start today.
Like, I literally, I physically can't.
Ready, steady, burp!
You look stupid... LAUGHTER
Come on, what else... what else we got? Keep going.
..hot. LAUGHTER CONTINUES
Nice tats. Oh, yep.
All right, get out. Youse suck.
Keep going, keep going, keep going. Come on, G, you can do it!
HE BELCHES, LAUGHTER
Nate's burp not only blew his vocal cords away,
but it blew all of us away.
The amount of bubly that just left my body...
BELCHES:I love your hair. LAUGHTER
Chug it!
Nice...
BELCHES ..rack.
Like, your hot.
BELCHES:Pretty... eyes.
APPLAUSE
Yeah, Sav!
BELCHES The voice of an angel.
Hey, she burped, though. That was awesome!
That was actually good. Good, Savvy!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Chloe definitely burps.
Power couple. Chloe definitely burps.
Power couple.
BELCHES:You're... huge... everywhere.
LAUGHTER
He's got big feet. Mm-hm.
Big hands. Mm-hm.
And a big personality. Yep, that's all.
And we love him for it.
BELCHES:I love your confidence! LAUGHTER CONTINUES
Definitely Reid and Chloe. A thousand percent.
Yeah. Undisputed.
NARRATOR: 'King and Queen of Cans,
'Nate and Georgia now face Baron and Baroness of Burps, Reid and Chloe
'in the final round - Nice Balls.
'It's basically pool volleyball. Is it classy? No!
'But will it require extreme skill? Also, no!'
We're gonna win. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
We love gold. Silver tastes like shit.
LAUGHTER Gold tastes way better.
YELLS:Come on!
All right! Whoever wins this match will win a night in the Hideaway.
CHEERING
ISLANDERS GASP, EXCLAIM
They got off one-nil on us. Yeah.Crowd was cheering.
The two PTs, they're a power couple immediately.
Yeah! LAUGHTER
One-nil down doesn't mean anything. Uh-huh.
ISLANDERS GASP
CHEERING We want that Hideaway.
It's happening. IN GRUFF VOICE:It's coming to us.
KALE:It was so close.
I think it was like one-one, then two-two, then three-three.
YELLS:Let's go!
CHEERING CLINT: Oh, yeah.
Reid was the most competitive of them all.
I actually saw him take a bite out of the ball at one point.Yeah.
Who da man?! You da man! HE YELLS
Match point! How bad do you really want it?
CHEERING
GEORGIA: Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Whoo! Number one. Number one.
We won, baby! Georgia and Nate!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
TEXT ALERT I got a text.
READS ALOUD:
READS HASHTAGS:
We're going to the Hideaway! I didn't realise...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
NARRATOR: 'If you think pulsing beats and shots of nightfall
'means a rocking party starting, you're absolutely WRONG!
'But Zac does plan to rock someone's world,
'and the only thing hiding his excitement is this lilac ledge.'
Man, I don't know what fit to wear tonight.Gentlemen.
I'm gonna wear black.
I'm gonna need you guys to take a seat.
Oh, God.
I have a favour to ask. HE SIGHS
So, things have been getting pretty serious with Lucinda and I.
And... Oh, yeah...I'm thinking maybe...
Are you? ..I'm gonna ask her out tonight.
You said that you wouldn't! Oh!
I said I wouldn't, but I'm like...
she's not expecting it to happen inside the villa.No way!
So I think it's perfect to now do it inside the villa.OK.
The longer you leave it, the more she'll expect it, too.
Let me tell you what I'm thinking. Shit!
The plan is quite simple.
I don't know if you've seen Love Actually,
but there's a scene where he's holding cards outside of the door,
and he's just... she's just reading the cards...
and I kind of wanna do something like that.
She'll be down in the grass area, then you guys are gonna...
we're gonna have to get everyone to distract her
WITHOUT making it seem like something's happening.
Are you gonna be above the fence? Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be at the top holding the signs, and I'll be wearing my suit.
You're gonna wear a suit? Yeah, I'll wear my suit.
So we need to get your suit and you upstairs.Yeah.
With all the posters. Yeah.
How the fuck are we gonna do that without her seeing it?
Well, I was thinking Reid can do, like, an interpretive dance.
I can't interpretive dance for that long.Yeah, I know.
And it only needs to be when I walk. When he's walking.
But then if he just gets up
and does an interpretive dance for 20 seconds, it's gonna look sus.
I'll show a magic trick. I do magic. Do you?Yeah, I do magic.
Everybody loves magic. If you say you don't like magic, you're a liar.
Ready? Yeah.
LAUGHTER That's good stuff.
All right, ready?
Yeah, I'll be able to distract the other Islanders.
I mean, I'll use a lot of hand signalling,
making sure their eyes are paying attention to my hands,
making sure their eyes are on me and only me.
And they're gonna be absolutely amazed by this thing.
So I've gotta come out and signal you.
And, like, we run. Yep.
We need to do some practice runs. We should do some...
Come here with me, and...
Yeah, we're just gonna practise running.
This is a huge moment, especially for Zac. Erm, he's very nervous.
You be here. Yeah.And I'll come here.
Yeah. And you're gonna literally give me the heads-up.
And I'll give the heads-up.
And what we'll do is you'll beeline to me,
and I'll stay on this side of you, and we'll just fang it.
I somehow got the crap job
of being responsible of sneaking him upstairs.
One, two, three,
four, five...
I'm gonna be talking really loud. ..six, seven.
That's seven seconds. Seven seconds.
I feel like if anyone turns around and sees him,
I'm responsible for it.
So I think I'm more nervous than Zac at the moment.
So, how do we space it out without destroying it?
So, I need to write, "Hey, Lucinda" here. OK.
I just... How's your handwriting?Shit.
Writing the signs, yeah, that's actually not as easy as it looks.
I think I've already fucked it.
Anyone better at handwriting than me? Reckon you're better?
Who spelt "since" wrong? Is that right, "Northern"?
I'm gonna do a new one. Yeah, do a new one.
Definitely colour in the red. Fucked it.See what I'm doing here?
I'm making the yes even bolder so she says yes.
Reid does decent handwriting.
'Nate, myself and Clint definitely do not.'
And Andy can't write to save his life, either,
so it's just fallen to Zac and Reid.
You got a fit friend, yeah? Yeah.
LAUGHTER
"Yeah." That was the most nervous "yeah"!
It's definitely exciting, I'm not gonna lie,
like, it's kind of what we all came here for.
So, I mean, this is definitely a big step
in, like, someone's life right now.
Lads on three. Lads on... Actually, Zac on three.
ALL:One, two, three, Zac!
How could anything go wrong? How?
# Try to play it cool
# But I can't help myself
# All day, every day You're really all I think about... #
What's everyone wearing tonight?
Black. I kind of wanna wear white.
I'm gonna have a look in a sec, babs.
# It's not
# It's not a controllable feeling No, no, no, no... #
WHOOPING
NARRATOR: 'As the girls "whoo!",
'they have no idea about Zac's romantic master plan.
'And unlike his inspiration, Love Actually,
'the girl he's declaring his love for
'isn't married to his best friend. Bonus!'
LUCINDA:All right. Who's making the speech?
SHE GASPS
Shut up!
Who let this happen? Who put you in charge?
Make it good! Aw, Zac.
As the end comes nigh...
I look forward to the future for when we leave the villa
and everything that will entail,
and it's just been the absolute best time ever with all of you.
GIRLS:Aww! And here's to the future.
THEY CHEERS EACH OTHER
They may be the nicest words I've heard...
That was very sensible, Zac. Good job.Well done.
HE LAUGHS "As the end is nigh."
Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah.
Can I come see you in a bit? Yeah.
Where's he going?
Is this about the old, uh... chicken?
What the fuck's going on there? I have no idea.
REID:Girls, get inside. Get inside?
I mean get inside of the frame.
Yeah, yeah. Get inside of the picture.
Quickly, girls.
INHALES SHARPLY Game time. How you feeling?
I'm fucking nervous, bro.
GIRLS:Cheers! Thank you.
I've got a little bit of a show, as well, so crowd around here.
Whoever's phone this is,
I've got a bit of a, um, a thing I wanna do.
TYRA: 'Reid giving us girls a show.'
Honestly, I wish I could say I was surprised or shocked.
That's just a typical Reid thing to do, in all honesty.
Is this a show? It's a show. Do youse like magic?
LUCINDA GASPS I fucking love magic.
All right, tonight's your lucky night.
It's the marvellous magician... Whoo!..Polecat.
It's the Polecat. It's the Polecat.
WHOOPING All right...
So, we've got my thumb and my index.
My thumb and my index, OK.
HE EXHALES HEAVILY I'm scared.
They're interlocked. LAUGHTER
Ready? Wow.
EXHALES HEAVILY, YELLS
THEY EXCLAIM
Oh, my God, Reid! That's trick number one.
I LOVE magic. I love magic so much.
LAUGHTER, HE EXCLAIMS
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
The tricks aren't great, they suck, really,
but he does it with such... such grace that, like,
I forgot what we were there for, he was that distracting.
And we're almost ready... We're almost ready for trick number three.
It gets better? It gets better, it gets better.
What? How can that get better? It gets better, it gets better.
It gets better than this. Tricks been good so far?
ALL: Yeah! All right.
I got one question for you, Lucinda. Oh. Yeah.Can you read?
Yeah. Stand up for me.
And we'll face this way. What does that say?
THEY GASP
What the fuck?
BOYS:Read it out, read it out.
You gotta read it out. You can read?
Read it out. Oh, my God, what?
Oh, my God, what the fuck?
"Hey, Lucinda..."
"..ever since the day we met..."
Oh, my God, no, stop it. My heart!
Aww!
You gotta read it. "..I've adored you." Aww!
LAUGHTER
"And yes, I am punching."
You're not punching.
SHE GASPS "Has anyone ever told you..."
Oh, my God!
"..you are..."
LAUGHTER
"..the most beautiful girl in the UK..."
Oh, my God, you are literally the cutest person ever.
"..and the northern hemisphere..." LAUGHTER
"..and the world?" GIRLS:Aww!
Aww! "I love you."
"Will you be..."
Oh, my God.
# There's no place I'd rather be... #
Oh, my God! GIRLS SQUEAL
Yes!
# Sweet something... # CHEERING
# You give me That sweet, sweet something... #
Oh, Zac!
You're literally the cutest person in the world! I love you.
BOYS:Aww! I love you.
I love you.
'Lucinda Strafford is officially my girlfriend.'
And the fact that she's so happy about it
makes me even more happy about it.
It's just so perfect. Aw!
How did you even come up with that? Have you seen Love Actually?
SHE LAUGHS
You're actually the cutest person in the whole entire world.
I couldn't believe that you did that.
Yeah. It was scary standing up there.
Was it? Yeah.
We should all give a cheers
to the newest, most genuine couple that are here right now.
ALL:Cheers!
Cheers to Zac and Lucinda. Aw, this is the best night ever!
Love you both so much. Unreal.
It was perfect.
'It was everything and more.'
Thanks, guys.
NARRATOR: 'Love Island Season Five
'has its first OFFICIAL boyfriend and girlfriend.
'Zac, BF, and Lucinda, GF, are loved up in the corner there.
'Sav and Clint - loved up in the teepee.'
I'm telling you, you need to get a guinea pig.
I used to have guinea pigs. SHE GASPS
Mm, I used to have two. No way! Are you serious?
Nah, what were their names?
Did you give them cute...? I feel like whenever I named a guinea pig,
it's, like, Biscuit or, like, Jam, Raspberry or something.
No, I'm pretty sure there was a black one, and it was Greg.What?!
"Greg"?And then there was, like, another one called Troy.
No! What the hell? Those are human names.
Yeah, I don't know why I wanted to...
That's like calling your dog Paul.
Yeah, I don't know why I did that. It was weird.
TEXT ALERT
SAVANAH GASPS Did you fucking hear that?
Guys, I got a text! THEY GASP
Oh, this is the five minute... Ooh!
READS ALOUD:
WHOOPING
Hashtag hammer!
Oh, my God, I'm SO excited for Georgia and Nate.
How exciting! Those two are like this.
I feel like they're literally getting it on in the bedroom anyway,
so it'll be really nice for 'em
to do it in a space where there's nobody but them.
Your boobs look fucking amazing!
Unreal. Yay! Round of applause for the tits.
Georgia was looking like a Victoria's Secret Angel.
Absolutely unreal.
Let me see the bottoms. Oh, my God!
G, look at you! You look stunning!
You look fucking amazing!
So hot. Look at your fucking bum!
Yep. Yeah?
Yep. OK.Yep.
He's literally gonna die, isn't he?
He's literally gonna be like, "What the fuck?!"
Nate is about to be hit with...
..G-Banger.
And I'm not talking about her underwear,
I'm talking about Georgia's alter ego.
What are you gonna wear, just that?
ANDY:# Yeah, Nate Yeah, Nate
# Yeah, Nate Yeah, Nate
# Yeah, Nate
ALL:# Yeah, Nate Yeah, Nate
# Yeah, Nate. #
I was just trying to hype him up.
'You know, get a little blood flow in the system,
'get him ready to go.'
Blood flow to the brain
so that they can have long, intense conversations tonight.
Do you wanna smell like...?
Yeah. Ooh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you know what to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It really is gonna be, like, the first taste of what, like,
the outside world's gonna be like.
I'm so excited. SHE LAUGHS
'Like, next level excited.'
The Love Island gods have heard my prayers,
and I'm finally going to the Hideaway.
Oh, my God, Georgia. OK, wait, wait, wait.
Stay into the queue, stay in the line, stay in the line.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Form a wall, boys. Let's go!Form a wall.
Yeah, yeah. You boys at the front.
Three, two, one!
THEY EXCLAIM
Oh, yeah!
ALL:Oh! Sexy!
She looks smokin' tonight. Yeah?
I haven't even seen everything just yet, so, I mean...
He thinks he's going to.
Oh, wow. Oh, my God!
# You're moving in on me And I move in on you... #
Wow! That is a spread!
Oh, my goodness. Oh, there's more cocktails!
All right, should we try and make these cocktails?
Um, hell yes. All right.
"A splash of pineapple juice."
OK.
Cheers to us. And here's to us, like, you know,
getting away from everyone and... Yeah.
..getting a little bit of a taste of how it's gonna be on the outside,
I reckon. Yeah. Cheers.
# I'm blinded by love... #
That's quite nice. That's refreshing. That is nice.
I feel good. I'm happy. Yeah, same.
I'm happy to be with you. Yeah, same.
I feel like I came here for this, and I feel like I'm so lucky...
Yeah. ..that I found it.Yeah.
He actually makes me feel, like, so comfortable and, like, so happy...
that I'm excited to just, like, experience that alone
without everyone else around.
I feel like it's gonna bring us together.
Yeah, I wanna see what you're working with underneath this.
You wanna see what's underneath? Yeah, I do.
You wanna see? Yeah, I do.How badly?
Yeah, so badly. Really badly?
# Oh, we can take our time And take this slow.. #
Oh, my gosh.
You like it? You're... Fuck.
Yeah? Yeah, I do.
Gonna take this off now? Yeah.
# No-one has to know
# I can give it to you What you're askin' for
# What you're askin' for... #
Look at me like that.
I knew you were gonna look at me like that with those eyes.
What am I meant to do, like, look off to the side of you?Maybe.
# What you wanna do Let me know
# Go fast, go slow
# We can do this all night long Boy, it's up to you
# Let me know what's up wit' you
# Have you ever loved someone
# You just give them All that they want
# I just wanna hold you tight
# Even if it's just for one night
# If it's just for one night... # THEY MOAN
# If it's just for one night If it's just for one night
# If it's just for one night... #
MOANING CONTINUES
# Just makes me high
# If it's just for one night
NARRATOR: 'Apologies to Nate and Georgia's parents, Moon.'
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