# Oh, I can't get enough
# Can't hold me down, no limits... #
NARRATOR: 'Previously on Love Island Australia...'
"How many threesomes has Reid had?
"A, more than five, B, less than five?"
I'm gonna hope you're classy.
'..Chloe had concerns.'
Threesomes. for me... No, I'm not into it. Bleurgh.
How do I always get the freak in the sheet?
'Then at the final re-coupling...'
I just feel like the luckiest guy in the world.
'..the boys turned on the romance.'
She's one of the most naturally beautiful girls
I've ever laid eyes on.
As many days as we can spend together,
every single one, I'm so grateful for.
Definitely made me a better man.
'While Andy...'
I've decided to remain single.
'..turned his back on Harmony and Nakia.'
I just swear every time we come here and Andy opens his mouth,
he just surprises me every goddamn time.
Well, you're all single,
and you'll all be leaving the villa tonight.
'Our first dumping three-way.
'I hope Reid wasn't jealous!
ECHOING: 'Tonight...'
Aww! Look at you!
Cutie patootie. '..it's all love and romance...'
'Caught me completely off guard.'
Definitely one of the nicest things that any girl has ever done for me.
'..until the couples get a dose of reality.'
"Say hello to your egg baby."
Do you think you'd be a good dad?
I don't think I'm patient enough.
That would be a deal breaker.
'And Psychic Sarah gives them a glimpse of their future.'
You'll have to really work at it to make it work.
You've gotta have that element of... of patience.
I think Psychic Sarah saw straight through our relationship.
# Come on, let it out
When it's harder to breathe... #
SOBBING It's OK.
Respect, my bro.
Come here.
Just too much of a nice guy, man.
Bye.
Bye, guys. I love you so much.
Bye! Bye, guys.
# Before you go
# Can you give me your honesty?
# Before you go. #
ALL TALK AT ONCE I love you ten.
Love you guys so much!
LAUGHING My heart is so full!
TYRA: 'We were looking around at the five couples left, like...'
The fact that I'm here with Kale is mind-boggling.
Couldn't be a better crew to finish off with.
And I think, we boys were saying in the room before,
we all seemed to have literally found what we wanted, anyways.
So let's just enjoy these last fucking moments.
GIRLS:Aww! Big love.Yeah, big love!
It's a good vibe in the villa. Everyone's in their love bubbles.
Why don't we sit down, and you tell me how much you love me?
Cos I like it when you tell me how much you love me.
And when you're serious. I feel like you're not very serious often.
I just find it hard in group settings.
Like, I wanna be the clown. I don't wanna be Romeo.
'I struggle with public speaking.'
I don't think, like, it was the best speech ever,
but it was definitely from the heart.
If I were to say it again...
I would say... OK. Yeah, go.
..I would like to couple up with this girl because...
when I came into the villa, I didn't think...
that I could possibly find what I found in her.
She's my girlfriend now,
and it's like I date my own real-life Disney Princess.
LAUGHING:Aww!
And I couldn't... I couldn't be more in love.
Aww! I couldn't.
Zac! That was one of...
That's the nicest thing ever, you've ever said to me.
See, you can do it!
No, but it's, like, I'm alone with you.
Aww! You know?
You spoke so well, and everything you said was so sweet.
I honestly can't even remember everything I said.
I know there's stuff about me being really cool
and really nice and really pretty.
Is that what I said? In summary.
Oh, that is all true. I felt very, very special.
I wanna see that recorded,
and then any time I feel like shit, I just wanna play it.
I haven't experienced someone, you know,
talking so highly of me like that for a very long time.
The compliments were, like,
probably the best compliments I would want.
I felt very appreciated and very lucky.
I was, um, you know, coupled up with four other people,
but it's not even measurable with what I had with them,
compared to what I have with you.
Aww!
Yeah, it felt good, felt good to say.
What you said down there was really beautiful.
Oh, yeah? It was so sweet.
Like, I don't have words to express, like...
those things that you said.
I definitely feel like, you know,
my feelings for you are growing every single day.
And, like, do you feel the same way?
Do you feel like feelings for me are growing? Like, do you...?
I'm not like a fast burner or anything like that.
You know? But the feelings are there,
and they're not gone or anything like that. So...
Yeah. OK, good.
Did you like it? I loved it.
I think speaking about you in that way is as easy as, like...
It's easy as us just having a normal conversation.
Do you know what I mean? Like, it's exactly how I feel.
So it's not, like, a hard thing for me to do.
That's so sweet.
I used to get nervous, cos it's hell weird.
It's not a super natural thing. It's hard, yeah.
Every day, the more I talk to you, honestly,
the more that you just... the more you impress me.
Like, I just think you're such a good person.
He makes me wanna be a better person.
He doesn't say a bad word about anybody,
and he is so open to talking to talking about his feelings.
And I have never, ever dated anybody like Clint.
You've really broken suit from the people that, like,
I've been coupled up with in here, too, which has been really nice.
Yeah.Because I've been coupled up with, um... It's been very toxic.
I don't know. It was upsetting me, cos...
yeah, I haven't had some good relationships on the outside.
There was some guys in the villa that I coupled up with,
and I think that it really did remind me of old patterns.
Like, it was very toxic, and that's what I was used to.
And I thought, like, this is who I am,
and I thrive on this behaviour.
And now being coupled up with somebody like Clint
has just shown me that, like...
Yeah, I deserve better than that.
It's really cute. SHE SNIFFLES
Yeah. You go through all that stuff for a reason. Like...
All of those things teach you so much.
They do, right? And you have to just hope that,
eventually, you're gonna meet someone who you can connect with
and who's a genuine and good person.
I've never dated somebody that is as loving and nurturing
and makes me feel as safe as Clint.
# Let the walls we build
# Fall away... #
Yeah, just, um...
big night.
# When we're together
# We are better... #
Do you know how attractive it is that you let me
put my cold feet on you?
Really? That's attractive?
Go me.
Guys, we're all so loved up, and it's so cute.
I know. It's a really nice time to be in the villa.
We really are in our loved-up era.
CHLOE: Night, you guys. I love you all.
Good night, everyone. Love you, final five on season five.
Love Island Five.
SCATTERED LAUGHTER
Five guys.
Five girls. Five kisses.
LAUGHTER
# Pull me into the light of day
# And let the walls be built
# Far away. #
REID BABBLES IN SLEEP
SLEEP BABBLING
BLABBER CONTINUES
Yeah, right.
NARRATOR, IN SPANISH:
# Hold me with the lights down low
# There's nothing left to hide Now with you
# I love it When you love all slow... #
Oh, my God. Reid in the middle of the night!
It's not even sleep talking. It was sleep blabbering.
Like he... What he was saying, they weren't words.
But, like, hell loud. Hell loud, bro.
Shit, I've got a... I got a problem.
# Ooh, oo-ooh When it's me and you
# When it's me and you, honey, ooh
# I get nervous, too But a little truth
# Is what we need, need, need. What we need, yeah...#
Is everyone just staring at their man?Yes.
Oh, my God. Clint, Clint.
He has got such a big back.
His body is like a little Dorito.
You know, it goes, like, wide, and then he goes in.Yeah.
I've never wanted to be a barbell so much in my life
when I stare at that.
We have the best boys ever.
We really do. Do they think that about us?
Yeah! Do you think? Yeah. Oh, God, yeah.
Guys, I'm so proud of all of you.
We've come such a long way.
Everyone here has been so genuine the whole way through.
I'm happy it's us five. We've all had such a ride.
I'm so happy. TEXT ALERT
Was that a message? Was that a text?
I've got a text!
Who from?
Oh, my God. SHE READS ALOUD
GIRLS:Oh, my God!
No way!
I hate chickens. What the hell? Babies! Puppies!
Babies or puppies. Wait, is it actually?
No, or eggs!
SCREAMING
Oh, my... Wait, what?
It's an egg. What the hell?
Oh, my God. We have an egg?
We have to look after an egg?
It's an egg.
"Islanders, say hello to your egg baby.
"You must keep your baby safe all day
"and then return your egg baby to your basket,
"safe and unharmed, at the end of the day.
"Teach your baby good life lessons. Never drop your baby.
"Good luck, Islanders. Have an egg-cellent day."
My baby's fat.
Great reaction, boys.
Light work. No reaction.
NARRATOR: 'Given I think most Islanders would stop breathing
'if it wasn't involuntary,
'I'm sceptical of their ability to look after an egg baby.
'Real ostrich eggs, don't you know!
'If they drop them, they'll be social outcasts.
'Totally ostrich-sized!' NARRATOR CHUCKLES
'Thank you.'
"Islanders, say hello to your egg baby.
"You must keep your baby safe all day
"and then return your egg baby to your basket, safe..."
Don't!"..and unharmed, at the end of the day."
What the hell?
Oh, my God. It comes with diapers!
Where the fuck is our baby?
It's actually really heavy, you know.
We can't crack it open? I thought the baby was inside.
I thought we'd crack it open, and it grows.
Yeah. Oh, do we crack it open?
No, this is the baby. Yes.
I always knew that I was gonna be a MILF,
I just didn't think it would be this soon,
in the Love Island villa with Clint.
Um... I don't really know how to even hold a baby.
It does worry me that this child is pale.
Yeah, yeah. Well, I reckon we throw some colour on it.
Should I go get the fake tan? Yeah, yeah.
I'll go get the fake tan. I'll cut this hair up.
I can't look at my child if this is the colour it's gonna be.
How are we gonna stick that on? The glue that we got.
Why are we making our baby look like a little gangster for?
Yeah. Get in there. Because he's a gangster.
Little Teller here, you know, he is a true gangster and shit.
So he's got the grills in, you know,
you know he's gotta represent.
'But he treats the girls well, just like his dad. And he, um...
'He has respect for everyone else, just like his mum.'
So, little Teller. Little Teller. Mm-hm.
Be nice to the baby.
See what's up. Aww, little bubba.
That looks so much better.
So, this is Kent.
And his name's Kent cos he just looks like a Kent, and he's cheeky.
He's a cheeky little Kent. He's a cheeky little Kent.
It looked like a sick child from the Victorian era, I think.
But when... back when they were, like, malnourished.
Yeah. It looks like it was very malnourished.
It looked like it was about to catch the black plague.
And we're just... we're ready to do anything for him.
We're gonna drive him to sport.
We're gonna teach him that he can believe in himself.
If he puts his mind to anything, he can do it. And he's just...
We're always gonna have his back. Always.
This is good. I like it.
Y-You're impressed with that?
Mm-hm. And then we'll have these three going that way...OK.
..like a diagonal. Yep.
OK, so, here we have little Rocky.
Um, yeah, and he's got a full set of hair.
So he's a genetic freak,
but, you know, he's very mature for his age.
No baby has that hairstyle, Reid.
Shut up!
Can you stop bullying my child?
Don't piss off muscle mummy over here. Uh-uh.
LAUGHING
The fuck? They look like they've done reindeer ears on their kid.
We're running low on curls.
This... This is baby Lola.
Isn't she so cute?
So, she's obviously got my hair. She's got the crazy curls going on.
Probably a bit early to get tattoos as a baby,
but we thought we'd give her two cute ones behind the ears,
so they're off her face. So...
And she can still go to private school.Yeah.
And then she's got some big ears.
Cos she loves eavesdropping like her mum.
OK. POV, our daughter is five years old,
and she asks... she asks if she can get her ears pierced.
What do you say? She's five?
Yeah, she's five. Yeah, she can do that one.
OK. Um...
POV, our daughter is 12, and she asked to get a nose ring.
No. OK.
Do you agree so far? Yeah.OK.
Um...
She's 16, and she asked for her boyfriend to come sleep over.
Yeah.
But maybe we'll keep him separate.
OK. Mm.
And I'm not talking mattress on the floor.
That motherfucker's... He can sleep in my room.
She is literally the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.
You're the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Are you proud of me for giving birth?
Oh, you're the best mother.
So, our baby's name is Princessa Muffin The First...
BOTH:Nunns.
Everyone thinks that she looks like me,
but I do see similarities in the dad.
How many kids do you want, Zac?
I think, for me, so...
Four. I want four. I think, for me,
because I'm one of four siblings, I'd want four.
'Kids is a massive deal for me.'
It would be a big thing if my partner didn't want children,
you know?
So I'm super, super happy that Zac wants children.
How do you think you'd be as a mum?
I think I'd be a great mum.
Which is crazy that we're even talking about that,
but I'm just so comfortable with him.
I feel like it is not weird that we talk about that sort of stuff.
Who would've thought that having an egg baby
would make you think about the future?
NARRATOR: 'Last night, Tyra at 23 and Kale, 25,
'were partying and pashing.
'Today, they're parenting and clashing.
'Life comes at you fast.' Two peas.
You'd be the best mum, though, I reckon.
I actually think I would be, too. You know you would be.
You're too loving not to be.
Do you think you'd be a good dad?
Yeah. Not right now, though.
I don't think I'm, like...
patient enough just yet to have a kid.
I think you're patient.
But I just know if I was to have a kid right now,
that I wouldn't happy.
Yeah, I think... I don't know.
Not that I think my life would be empty,
but I feel like my life could be so much more
when I'm older if I... A bit more full.
Mm. Yeah.
I feel like you're someone who would happily not have kids.
I don't know.
I always thought I wanted two kids,
but I reckon I could just have one and be happy.
Really? To be honest, yeah.
No, see, I think I need, like... at least two.
Minimum two?
Maybe two. Yeah.Two or three.
Could you be with someone that doesn't want kids?
I honestly feel like that would be a deal breaker.
Yeah.
That's fair.
Yeah.
I wouldn't say Tyra and I are on the exact same page,
but we're definitely not pages apart.
I think it's pretty clear, from her perspective,
that she definitely wants kids.
# They told me it was young love
# He would never lie. #
I just hope as I get a bit older, my mind changes a bit.
# I just want your lovin'
# Your lovin'
# Put it on me, baby... #
NARRATOR RAPS: 'Vibes, vibes, baby vibes
'Tiny eggs have been added To the tribe
'Some get curls, some get stroked
'Coming up is footage Of an eye getting poked out
'Yes, Nate does it But he doesn't mean it
'Reid, wake up You're a dad, you eejit
'Time for milk From a bottle not a boob.
'Be a daddy, not a bloody noob!'
Come on, it's milk time.
Yeah, mama needs some milk, as well. Come on.
Zac, be careful with the baby!
She's... She's a happy little baby.
Yeah, I know. She's always smiling, which is good.
You're the happiest little baby I ever did see.
Hurry the fuck up.
No swearing in front of the child.
That'll be you that'll have to be careful, potty mouth.
I know there's a time and place.
Literally heard you the other day...
IMITATES HER: "Every cunt and their dog..."
THEY LAUGH
You little bogan.
I just won't speak at all.
Yeah, not with that mouth, you shouldn't.
SHE SQUEALS
'Milf and dilf Sav and Clint are 26 and 28,
'fully grown adults,
'so, obviously, they know about the dangers of sun exposure for kids.'
You like him with the bucket hat on?
SHE WHISPERS:Aw! I got him some sunglasses.
Oh, he loves them! Does he?
He's going crazy! SHE LAUGHS
He looks so good in them. Oh, he look so cool in them.Yeah.
It's such early days, but, oh, my God, Clint...
I honestly think Clint would be the best dad.
The way that he's already acting with this baby
and the things that...
the way that he talks about his parents and his family...
I seriously think that he has all the qualities
to be the world's greatest dad.
Do you wanna have kids, like, as you get older?
I do. Definitely.
I wanna have kids. I can't wait to have kids.Yeah.
Can't wait to be a dad. Do you?
I definitely want kids. Yeah.Yeah.
I just want, like...I wanna do all the stuff that you do with kids.
Like, I wanna take them to footy games
and, like, all the stuff that my dad did with me.Yeah.
I think Sav would be a great mum.
I think she'd be super, like,
super caring and super compassionate.
There wouldn't be a dull moment in that kid's childhood, I can...
HE LAUGHS That's... That's one way to put it.
The same for me.
Like, I think once you get to a certain age,
like, everything you've built, everything you've worked for...
Yeah...you wanna see, like, pass on, you know?
Yeah. Like...
I want... Yeah, definitely not one kid, only two.
We've got one now, so now we just need, like...
So we just need one more. Yeah.One or two more.
'I understand the importance of legacy.
'I hope one day, I'll be able to pass all I know
'about narrating bikini-beefcake dating shows
'to an egg of my very own.
'Nate hopes to pass on his legacy, or should I say "eggacy".'
Just thought I'd spend some little father-son time
with my little Teller.
Got you a little present.
Just want it to be a little bit of a surprise for you.
GRUNTS
It's a little dumbbell.
Right, this is gonna be your best friend right here.
One kilo just to start off with.
You can do heaps of things with this,
like bicep curls and shoulder press and shit like that.
Yeah. You know, you'd like it.
Yeah, he'd like it. I'll put it over here.
Thought I'd give you the same advice that...
..my dad gave me... growing up.
The most important person in your life - who is it?
Oh, shit, your eye. God damn.
Who's the most important person in your life?
It's not me.
It's not Georgia.
It's yourself.
TEXT ALERT Oh, shit.
I got a text!
What? Oh!
READS ALOUD:
"Hashtag crystal balls, hashtag fortune favours the brave."
Get stuffed. We're not meeting a psychic.
I don't believe in that shit.
Oh, my God, I do! I do!
Do you really? You don't... You're kidding?I'm being serious.
Don't believe that bollocks.
SHE GASPS, BABBLES
Wow, that's wicked, but scary.
WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
I literally love psychic stuff so much.
NARRATOR: 'I once slapped a psychic bloke
'for laughing at me mid reading.
'Guess you could say I struck a happy medium.'
HE LAUGHS
'Let's hope Psychic Sarah strikes gold instead.'
PSYCHIC SARAH: So you're Lucinda and that's Zac.
Yeah. And that's your egg.
Princessa Muffin, The First, Nunns.
SHE LAUGHS I really love this sort of stuff.
Oh, do you?How long have you been doing it for?25 years.
Wow! And is this, like, your full-time job?
It's my full-time job. Yes. Cool!
So, generally, I'm looking at...
I don't know the show, and I've never watched the show,
so bear that in mind. It's just not my gig.
Don't watch TV. Maybe that's good.
That's good, cos I haven't got a clue.Yeah.
So what we're looking at, really, is your, uh, solar return charts
and looking at how that's gonna, um...
how your relationship's going to sort of turn out
when you're here and, I guess, you're leaving here, right?Mm.
Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.
You uh, Lucinda, are very interesting.
You're a double Scorpio. Yeah.
Yeah. You know that, huh? Yeah.Wow.
They can be very, financially, very set if they work hard.Yeah.
So you've got a lot of potential that way.Yeah.
So if you're looking for a wife, she can...
she's gonna earn a crust, right? LAUGHS
Yeah! Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with that. I'm the sugar mummy, baby!
LAUGHTER
I'm gonna be supplying all the dough for me, Zac
and Princessa Muffin The First.
And I'm OK with that, cos this is a modern day family.
I think she's a lot stronger than you've given her credit for.
Don't underestimate this one.
She might look real cute. Yeah.
And, like... Look at this, like, the persona. "Whoo!"
It's like this, yeah, but underneath, "Woo-hoo!"
This girl's got some power.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't buy into it.
Like, I feel like you could almost say any generic words to anybody
that are positive and nice, and they'll feel good.
So, um, thing with Zac is I think you could be very restrictive
in the way that you think.
OK, this is my best way to put it.
So you will put ties on yourself.
Nobody's doing it, you're doing it to yourself.
'I just feel like...'
..she's just saying a bunch of buzzwords.
And I'll be very honest with you -
you'll have to really work at it to make it work.
Yeah. Cos you've got...
Your very individual in your own right.
# You got supernatural power... #
'Next to have Psychic Sarah take a look at their balls... of crystal,
'Tyra and Kale,
'who, as it happens, looks a little sleepy.
'Sarah, wake 'em up with your best psychic, "Hello!" '
Hello!
Nice to meet you. Sarah?
Nice to meet you, too. Nice to meet you, darling.
Oh, my God, loads of tattoos. That's quite cool.
Yeah. Got a few, yeah.
I just wanna look at 'em and read you. Anyway... So, um...
Are you very spiritual?
I think so, yeah. Very spiritual.Hmm.
You've got your sun at 14 degrees Cancer,
and you've got Mercury at 14 degrees Cancer.
It's in your ninth house, which is the house of inspiration...
Mm-hm. ..and can make you very psychic.
Really? Correct.Cool.
That's super cool. I know.
Um, and you've got your moon in Virgo -
that makes you extremely analytical. Right.
So your analytical takes you very much away
from what you feel and how you feel. Yeah.
So when you... When you... Is that not spot-on?
Oh, dude. Is it not?
Yeah, a hundred percent. Yeah.
'It was laughable how spot on it was.'
Anyone could tell you -
half of my Love Island journey has been me thinking too damn much
and not feeling enough.
I think you fight your inner self. Mm.Yeah.
There's an internal fight with that. Mm-hm.Yeah.
And he's gonna help you set that free.
Let go. I love that.
She sort of lit up when she heard that
and sort of looked straight over to me and started smiling, and...
and that's pretty well all I've been trying to do since I got back.
So you're Cancer with your moon in Cancer.Hmm.
Wow. What's that mean?
A good match.
Oh, really? Go us.
And whether you're in love with each other, whether you're not,
it doesn't matter, you've still got...
you can have each other's backs for the rest of your life.
Yeah. Like that feeling.
I think there are a lot of things in there
that give me hope and confidence.
Not that I needed it, but it's just nice to hear.
THEY LAUGH
Confident people here.
CHLOE:Hello. Hello!
REID:Hey.
Chloe and Reid? BOTH: Yes.
And you're ready to go, right? Yeah.Very good.
Did you pick each other? Is that how it happened?
Uh, it was, to a certain extent when, um...
when Chloe came through as a bomb.
Out of everyone here, I've had five couplings.
So Chloe's my fifth couple, which is the most...Wow.
Is that right? Yeah, very pleased.
He was just waiting. Just waiting.
So, your moon's in Gemini, which is, uh, an interesting format,
and that's in your house of relationships.
So you'll have these elements of,
"I'm completely all in or I'm not in it all."Yeah.
Right? Mm-hm.You see that? Yeah.
Keep that in mind. LAUGHTER
Definitely will.
And I was like... "Shit, what does that mean?"
He's having a Gemini moment when he's doing that.
And it'll all spin around.
"In about three hours, I'll change my opinion again."
It's just, you know, one person's opinion,
and they're, you know, they're reading a chart,
and take of that what you will.
Yeah. I'm very sceptical.
Hello!
Savanah and Clint. BOTH: Yes.
Nice to meet you. CLINT:Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. Huh.
Are you into each other?
Yeah, I'm into Clint. Yeah, I'm definitely into Sav.
We've probably had the shortest journey in here, but...
Yeah, we've only...
So, we've only known each other for, like, what, five days?
This is day six, I think. Six days.
Six days? Yeah.
Wow. Crazy.
It is, but you're kind of well matched.
Really? Yeah.Ooh.
Uh, you live near each other? No.
It's interesting, cos I think that's where the biggest conflict will be.
Mm. I mean, that makes sense.
Yeah, because you're not gonna wanna compromise.
Me? Yeah.Why?
You are very strong in your own mind, yeah.
So you know what you want, when you want it and how you want it, yeah?
And that's the way it is. Yeah?
Well, he's Aries, so he's like, "All right,
"I'll compromise to a degree,"
but when that kicks in, he's gonna go, "Hello."
Mm. Right.
Sav's in Adelaide, I'm in Queensland.
Obviously, if you don't compromise and work on that,
then that's gonna be an issue.
You're looking for somebody really, really strong.
Really strong male. OK.
Anybody who's wishy-washy will not work.
Won't work. Yeah. That makes sense.
You'll just... "Bye." Yeah. LAUGHTER
So that's about that inner strength. So if you show that inner strength,
this should work out really quite well, actually.
Ah. Yeah.
It was really cool to get, like, an outsider perspective,
especially from a psychic, but at the end of the day,
it is, like, how me and Clint are feeling,
and that kind of, in my mind, takes the front seat.
Georgia. Georgia.And Nate.
Yes. Yes, correct.
Have you had a reading done before?
I actually have had a reading before.
Have you had a reading done before?
No, I haven't. Are you not interested in it?
I'm actually interested in it.
I've always thought about it, but I've just...Never looked at it.
So, Nate, um, you're... you're well matched, by the way.
That's good to hear. Astrologically.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you've got a real interesting birth chart.
You obviously know you're Aquarius, yeah?Yeah.
You're quite complex. You're not easy to understand,
and you will have to work for everything you get,
but as long as you work for everything you get, you'll get it.
Sometimes, you probably won't be connected to your emotions enough.
Yeah, I agree with that. OK.
It's hard for me to really tell someone exactly how I feel
because I feel like I'm becoming vulnerable.
Being hurt in past relationships and situationships, you know,
has caused me to put up a lot of walls.
This is as deep as the oceans go.
Yeah? See where I'm at? Yeah.
She needs to know about those things, you know?
Take me on a deep dive. Yeah? Yeah.
Are you with me? Yeah.
So you need to express that. That would make it a lot easier.
Any questions about your relationship?
Are you able to tell us, like, what, like... the biggest...
I don't know what the right word is. The challenge.
..the biggest challenge is gonna be for the both of us together?
The thing is, is you've gotta open up. Yeah.Mm.
"Let's show my feelings."
And you've gotta have that element of patience...
Mm. ..that's gonna be needed.Mm.
I think Psychic Sarah saw straight through, like,
through our relationship.
She brought up things that I was feeling
and I didn't know how to communicate them.
So I don't think Sarah could have came on a better day.
Cos I feel like I was finally able
to kind of lay it on the table with Nate.
Here's a question. Yeah.
This one's actually quite deep. OK.
Going off, like...
Um, going off the whole, like, her saying, like,
you're not emotionally vulnerable and all that sort of stuff.
For me... Is there something I can do?
I don't think it's anything that you can do.
I never wanted to become emotionally vulnerable in here because...
SHE SIGHS
..it's not real life.
There's so many things that you can't do in here
that really makes me, like, fucking completely fall for someone.
You know what I'm saying?
You know? I'm with someone that I want to be with, you know?
I'm enjoying this experience to the absolute fullest,
but I just know that I can't take that next step until...
..like, until there's more. Yeah.
Until there's more stuff to base this off of, you know?Yeah.
It wasn't super awesome hearing that from him,
but I understand.
Like, I'm not sitting here thinking, you know, "Screw you, Nate."
Like, I'm not thinking that, I'm being understanding,
and I wanna keep working on things with him.
I still think you're very handsome. Yeah.
I still like you. Yeah.
I think just the main difference is, like,
I wanna wake up every day and feel something more,
and you're not able to. Yeah.
And that's where we're struggling the most.
But do you feel something more every day?
I want to.
Have I the last couple of days? No.No.
And has that been hurting me? Yes.Yeah.
That's just how I feel. That's just how I...
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's just how I work.
I'm trying to be patient. I am. Yeah.
But if you wanna know how I feel... that's it.That's how you feel.
It sucks when you're not the same,
and there's nothing I can really do about that.
You OK? Yeah, I'm OK.
You OK? I'm OK.
Wow, and we have a baby, too.
So I guess we in this.
You're locked in now!
SHE LAUGHS Dang.
NARRATOR: 'Being egg baby parents
'has already made the Islanders way less self-obsessed.'
We're literally a milf and a dilf. 'Uh, baby steps, obviously...'
Aww!
'While some parents, Tyra and Kale for example, take
'the "wrap 'em in cotton towels" approach to parenting,
'Zac and Lucinda use
'the "throw 'em in the lifeguard-free pool
' "and see what happens" method.'
ZAC:Daddy's gonna teach you how to swim.
LUCINDA:But we've got to be careful with her.
Where's her floaties? She's a chunker, she'll sink.
Don't put her mouth under the water. OK.
THEY LAUGH
Zac was a good dad today.
You're a dilf.
I won't deny.
LAUGHTER Zac!
Don't throw her around the pool. She loved it. Did you see?
She couldn't stop smiling.
Let's see how high Daddy can throw you!No!
'Such innocent, wholesome fun.
'I can't wait for this next bit of innocent, wholesome fun
'to spark outrage amongst internet trolls
'who shout at their mum from the basement.'
SAVANAH:I think we should put make-up on him.
CLINT:Oh, yeah. That's good.
THEY LAUGH
Aw! Big, happy family.
CHLOE:Very content.
TEXT ALERT TYRA: Hiding behind that cloud.
Oh, I've got a text!
What the hell? Uh-oh.What the hell?
You just woke Lola up, bro.
READS ALOUD:
SHE GASPS Aw.
CONTINUES READING:
HE GASPS Do we get a crack them?!
No!
Been a really nice day with our daughter...
and I don't think I was ready to say goodbye yet.
'She just looked really sad.'
Which is funny, cos we drew a smiley face on her,
so she couldn't possibly look sad.
Thank you for bringing me and your mother closer together.
Love you.
And I hope your hair chills out. SHE GASPS
Do you hope Mummy's hair chills out, too?
# So long, farewell... #
SAVANAH: Cheeky little Kent has grown on me.
CLINT:He loves rap. He's going through a rap era.
Rock-a-by, Kenty, you're gangster.
It's not goodbye, it's just smell you later, cos you blessed us.
THEY LAUGH
# Say goodbye for one last time... #
I wanted to keep her forever.
ZAC:Well, I'm ready to hand her over.
She's gonna grow into a lovely ostrich one day.
BOTH SING:# Princessa You're a little muffin... #
BOTH:Rocky, Rocky sat on the wall
Rocky, Rocky had a hella bad fall.
# You can do anything in life
# Maybe even found your wife On a dating show
# If that's the way You're looking at it. #
SHE LAUGHS Aw, do you not feel sad?
Nah.
LUCINDA:Sweet dreams.
# Say goodbye For one last time... #
Good night, sweet dreams. SHE LAUGHS
What do we do now? We have no purpose.
KALE:Wanna go make another one?
We can try. HE LAUGHS
Bye, Lola. It feels weird leaving her.
Yeah, I know. It feels like we're abandoning.
# Say goodbye For one last time. #
NARRATOR, IN SPANISH:
Oh, look at that!
Do feel like a sex god in this.
WHOOPING
NARRATOR: 'Having mourned the loss of their precious egg babies
'for 11 gut-wrenching seconds, the Islanders are ready to par-tay!
'Little do they know,
'we've replaced the champers with leftover baby formula.
'Let's see if they notice.'
Let's drink up. ALL:Yeah!
We are really in our loved-up era at the minute.
Everyone's feeling so good, just really at peace.
During the mains, not been doing one after, so...
Your eye shadow looks SO good.
All right, OK, guys, I need help.
What? KALE:With what?
I wanna do a little cute date for me and Reid tonight.
Fuck, yeah! Sick. Aww!
I need everybody's teamwork to make this happen.Yep.
I'm thinking a nice picnic here. Cheese, wine.
I need everybody's help cos I need to distract Reid.
You know, he's a crafty man, he knows what's going on.
'Reid! Touch your head if you haven't got a clue what's going on!'
Villa boys!
Should we have a boys chat in the nook?
REID: Yeah. Are we doing toasties?
You can make me a Nutella sandwich if you want.
Do you want a Nutella sandwich? Yes, please.
I was like, "Sure, Reid, on it!"
I was not on it at all. SHE LAUGHS
It was all part of the plan. Villa boys.
Another night, another night. Villa boys.
NATE: Shit, yeah, get that shit out.
I'll make a little antipasto sort of thing.
Shh. LUCINDA:This is some other cheese.
Shh, shh, shh. WHISPERS:OK.
GEORGIA:The salami flower's ready.
What do you reckon'll happen tonight?
I feel like not, nothing can happen. Yeah!
This is super cute.
I know. I feel like it's a little first date.
Your first little date.
I wore plaits tonight in honour of the cheese platter.
SHE LAUGHS
WHISPERS:Thanks, lads.
Are we ready to go? Good to go.
Lets go now.
Toast is ready. Toast is ready.
Reid, sandwich. What, the Nutella?
Zac sandwich is ready. Already?
Yeah, we're fast now.
We be fast, you know,
Just down there.
Reid, I think we should have a little chat.
LAUGHTER
Hell, yeah.
Chloe's date that she had planned for me
caught me completely off guard.
I mean, yeah, I didn't see it coming at all.
# Spin around My heart is beating... #
Surprise.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. SHE LAUGHS
I thought I would do something nice for us.
Oh! Come sit down.
I love this. I love love.
I love love.
They are just such a power couple. I love them.
I love Chloe. I love Reid. They're great.
We haven't had alone time, so I was like...Hmm.
I think it's important.
I want to spend some time with you alone.
This is awesome. SHE LAUGHS
Do you like my little plate,
the girls helped me with the plan and...
SHE GIGGLES I was, like, little surprise.
Oh, this is good. I want to do something nice for you.
Thank you so much.
That was one of the nicest things that any girl
has ever done for me ever.
I mean, you know, I love...
Anything that comes up when you're not expecting it is the greatest.
What was your ideal date? Yum.
This is good? I know, right?
We're eating the whole thing.
Reid was just fully demolishing the cheese platter.
I think he was probably more interested in the cheese
than me to be fair, but...
SHE LAUGHS
What's my ideal date?
It's like a picnic.
Look, this is the best I can do.
Picnic near the, um...
On a, you know...
Sunset picnic near the, um, near the ocean up on a hill.
I mean, semi hill, semi picnic.
I think this will do.
SHE LAUGHS
No, I appreciate this a lot. SHE LAUGHS
I still get nervous around Reid, which is a good sign.
Yeah, it's been a long time since I've liked someone like this.
So it's a good feeling.
I think that you're a very loyal girl
and I can feel that from the very start, which is pretty rare.
Like I said to the guys, I was, like, you know when you ask a girl,
"Oh, what do you want for dinner?"
And they um and ah, and they go,
"Oh, no, let's get whatever you want."
You would just give me a straight up answer. Just a go-getter.
See, I'm so like that. I mean, it's 2023.
Mm. If you want something, go get it.
Mm. You know.
SHE LAUGHS
She's such a great chick. Yeah.
I couldn't ask for anyone better.
# Are you with me...? #
I appreciate you so much. Thank you. Well, I thought it was cute.
A picnic on the Love Island villa. Thank you.
# Are you with me...? #
NARRATOR: 'Yeah. Yeah.
'Psychic Sarah this, Psychic Sarah that,
'I've got psychic powers, too, you know?
'Watch this, any second now the satellites will align
'and the girls will receive a text.'
PHONE CHIMES, SHE GASPS
'That'll be 100 euro, please.'
Guys. I got a text.
Oh, my God. Oh, wow. What the hell?
Shit.
SHE READS
CHEERING
Oh, my God. Fuck, yeah!
"Please choose wisely.
"Hashtag RomanticGetawayStaycation."
Oh, hell, yeah.
Go me.
Couple up now, so...
Ah! Hideaway is open again.
This really is locked-up era.
SHE LAUGHS
There is a full check list, yes, going into the Hideaway.
And you do have to make sure every box is checked.
Step one, get the girls to help you pick out some lingerie.
Yes. Oh, yes.
You look amazing!
Step two, you have to use a mouthwash.
If you don't use a mouthwash, like, come on now.
Have a bit of respect for the young man.
You spit like that, he's gonna love you.
Step three, have to wear heels. If you're going down to the Hideaway
like a barefoot bandit, I'm embarrassed for you.
Stick on a little kitten heel.
If you don't put your heels on, You can't go.OK.
I don't make the rules. Yeah.
Step four, you lather yourself in perfume.
Step five, start doing some stretches.
Stretch me out.
Jesus. I'm tight, I'm tight.
Next leg. No time to waste.
Right leg.Every second counts in there. Let's go.
Visualise.One leg's going behind the head, at least.
And then step six is give us a little catwalk
because you look hot.
THEY CHANT: Hideaway. Yay!
CHEERING
And that is the Hideaway check list.
Hell, yeah. Open up, buddy.
Oh, yeah. Double spray.
Hell, yeah. You just, you've earnt it.
Zac is just that guy.
He whips out the old breath mint spray.
It's such a Zac thing
and I don't even know where you buy that sort of shit.
'A shop, Kale, near the veggie section
'where we found you.'
All right, boys, on three.
Honour and respect.
ALL: One, two, three. Honour and respect.
Hell, yeah.
So, Tyra, it's your second time in the Hideaway.
How, how are you feeling? This, with Kale,
I'm just so ecstatic to get in there with him
and just explore, and just have fun.
It's a whole different vibe this time around.
It's gonna be... Yeah, definitely, a first taste
of the real world with Kale.
This time next week, we could very well be staying over
at each other's houses. So it's practise.
I was telling the girls, like, we haven't done anything sexual.
Like, anything. We make out. That's it. Nothing else.
Oh, this is like perfect to see... Wow.
ALL: Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha. Cha, cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha. Cha, cha, cha, cha.
Us four are going first and then we'll work it out
at the bottom of the stairs.
ALL: Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha. Cha, cha, cha, cha.
I want a diamond formation. You want a diamond? OK.
Should we go into a Haka? OK. I'm happy now. OK, go.
Ladies and gentlemen, reveal your racehorse
in three, two, one, go.
ALL: Aw!
Cutie patootie.
Oh, the happy couple.
Kale looks absolutely stunning. I love the shorts.
Yeah. I dressed up real, real hard tonight.
Scrubs up nice.
Bye, guys. See you, guys.
See you later. See you in the morning.
Have fun!
Don't have too much fun!
Yay!
So cute!
How good. Yay!
Look at the spread.
Yeah. It's like super keen to have a night with Tyra alone.
Cheers to us. Cheers to the Hideaway.
Cheers to us.
This was the last little thing that I reckon completes
my little Love Island journey.
It's probably the last thing I haven't done yet.
Oh, the full Love Island experience.Yeah.
I'm absolutely buzzing for this time with you.
Yeah. It's being here now.
So excited and so lucky.
Oh, you're not so lucky. I am so lucky.
Why? Because I have an amazing guy
that I'm getting to spend time with in a fucking villa in Spain.
Yeah, true. Pretty lucky.
No, I know, I know you feel like that.
But I mean with me and you, I think going to the Hideaway is lucky,
but I don't think me being... is lucky, like,
if you're happy, you deserve to be here.
Yeah?
I think I'm pretty lucky.
I'm excited for the first weekend, you staying over.
Hmm!
Hideaway.
Yeah, I'm holding on tight.
LAUGHTER
# And you always stay with me... #
You tasted really yum.
# If we get close in the crowd
# You'll always stay with me... #
I love us. I think we're so cool
Don't you think, don't you think we're cool together?
I'm super stoked with us together.
You know, like when I first got back it was, like, so early and so soon,
# Stay with me... #
'Moon. See, I am psychic!'
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