# It's a knockout Somebody ring the bell... #
NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island Australia...
SOPHIE:Dylan, unfortunately Taylor has stolen your partner
and you're now single.
'So, Dylan made a play to win Mimi from Zane...'
Romantically, the only person is you.
'..which he did at a shocking fire pit...'
I would like to twist.
And couple up with...? And couple up with Dylan.
'..that also saw Xanthe twist for Zane...'
Xanthe, you came to Love Island to follow your heart.
No-one's gonna be mad at you for that.
'And Kane...'
This is a shit feeling.
'..dumped.
'But that wasn't the only twist.'
Between us, I like both of you girls,
but I feel like you are very much more me.
We are, like, very compatible.
If you were to pursue anything, I wouldn't be against it.
'Uh-oh.
'Tonight...'
"This girl's sexual fantasy plays out in a doctor surgery."
'..sexy secrets.'
# A little something like this
# Looks a little bit like I can't miss, eh... #
"This boy has ghosted nearly every girl that he's slept with."
'Raunchy revelations.'
"This girl cheated on her boyfriend at her nan's funeral."
Seek professional help.
'And a brand-new bombshell.'
What separates me from other girls
is I know what I want and may the best woman win.
WOMAN EXCLAIMS
There's a boy in the villa that I know very well.
Zane and I have hooked up before.
Not sure how he'll feel when he knows it's me.
Did you miss this?
GASPING
# Could you be mine?
# Could you be? #
Between us... OK.
# Could you be mine? #
..you're not, like... you're not out of the picture for me.
I feel like I naturally gravitate towards you.
# Could you be, could you be... #
I think you're cool as fuck. Yeah. Ditto.
The ball is in your court.
If you were to pursue anything, I wouldn't be against it.
# Could you be mine? #
'Outside, the sun is shining.
'Inside, Em spills the tea on her Taylor chat with the girls.
'Not all the girls, obviously. She's not telling Eilisha.
'Em's still way too fond of being alive.'
EM:Down in the bedroom, Taylor walked out at the same time
and we ended up having a conversation, which was good.
I assumed, I guess is a better word,
that he would still want to have chats and stuff.
So, was he, like, "I still want to get to know you"?
Yeah, and he was, like,
"To be honest, I didn't choose you last night.
"My head was scrambled, because, like,
"between, like, you and Eilisha, she was giving me, like, lots of,
"like, she was, like, telling me she liked me
"and I wasn't sure whether you liked me
"or you wanted me to choose you..."
Because he was saying last night he got, like,
kind of weird energy from me when I came out, but I don't...
I think it's just you.
Yeah, I think it literally is just my personality.
I'm definitely interested.
I mean, I feel like, as he said, we just gravitate towards each other
and for me, like, banter and laughing with somebody
is, like, paramount
and I feel like I have that with him.
'What rhymes with "Cameraman Steve just sent me another sext"?'
MOBILE PHONE CHIMES I got a text!
INDIGO:
SCREAMING
INDIGO:
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Let's go! Yes!
Let's go! First challenge!
I want to know all the skeletons in all the boys' closets
and I want to understand who's a green flag, who's a red flag.
I'm so excited.
When they ask you your body count... Mine's, like, 60.
I think I'm about 20, 25. No way.
Bro, I reckon you're over 100, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck.
You are bad man! EXCLAIMS
Yeah.
I found out information and then I was pissed off.
Yeah. I don't know, I feel like the energy has definitely shifted.
'Yep. The energy's always shifting. It's up. It's down. It's fast.
'It's slow-motion running!
'That's right, everyone.
'It's the first challenge of the season.
'Look how happy and clean they all look!
'It won't last long.
'This challenge is Shake It Like a Polaroid Picture...'
CHEERING '..and it's boys versus girls.
'Islanders start by using props for sexy poses.'
CAMERA CLICKS 'I said sexy poses, Niko.
'The poser then hits the big red button on the camera
'releasing a massive Polaroid with a naughty or nice secret on it.'
"This girl has a black belt in karate."
ISLANDERS EXCLAIM
'The poser identifies their chosen culprit,
'who then gets "leid" - with a lei, you perverts.'
CHEERING WOMAN:Shower!
LAUGHS
'The perp is framed for their deed...'
CAMERA CLICKS, CHEERING
'..and sentenced to a saucy snog.'
CONTESTANTS CHANT
'The secret's true owner is then revealed.'
CHEERING
MEN CHANT: Boys! Boys! Boys! Boys!
I did martial arts for ten years, from seven to 17.
I trained for my black belt when I was 12.
So, watch your butts!
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! YELPS
'There might be winners. There will definitely be losers.
'Now, as I'm told they say in Australia, game on, molls.'
That was a big push.
MAN LAUGHS
"This girl let a man suck her toes for $100."
Period.
Can you get all your toes out quickly just for a second?
LAUGHTER Yeah, sure.
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
CAMERA CLICKS, CHEERING
Come on, boys. Don't let me down.
WOMAN:Ba-bow! SCREAMING
WOMAN:Yes, Hannah. Get that back.
Yes, I did let a man suck my toe for $100
and, yes, it was worth it. LAUGHS
I would've put 200 there, man.
I'll do that. LAUGHS
I would have a bidding war to suck on Hannah's toes.
Winner.
I'd be like... IMITATES SLURPING
Get that back.
These are the money-makers.
Find me on Feet Finder. LAUGHS
WOMAN:Oh, yeah. CAMERA CLICKS
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM AND CHEER
MIMI:Indigo is like a cartoon character.
I think he reminds me of Popeye or something.
All right, let's go.
Oh, "This girl's sexual fantasy plays out in a doctor's surgery."
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
WOMAN:Poker faces, girls. Come on.
Who's it gonna be? Who likes a doctor?
LAUGHTER
Who likes a doctor?
We think you like a doctor.
CHEERING AND HOWLING
CAMERA CLICKS
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
WOMAN:OK!
MIMI:Indigo's so funny.
He kind of opens or, like, smiles when he kisses.
I don't know, it's kind of weird but it's kind of cute.
Like, it's very Indigo, honestly.
WOMAN:Who is it?
CHEERING
MAN:Oh, my God. That was our next guess.
I've just never had a hot doctor before, so...
I have a thing for uniforms. I love uniforms.
I just think that would be so much fun.
Having a doctor fantasy... That's nothing.
I had a teacher fantasy.
Definitely have to head to the costume store after this,
find me a doctor outfit and a teacher outfit
and kind of mix 'em together.
CAMERA CLICKS, CHEERING
Get the water gun, spray the body down.
CAMERA CLICKS, CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
At the end when he flexed his biceps, I was, like,
"Oh, Niko is hot."
What's it gonna be?
Oh, my days.
"This girl cheated on her boyfriend at her nan's funeral."
LAUGHS
How do you cheat on your boyfriend at your nan's funeral?
I was just reading it... I was baffled.
Who was naughty? Bad. LAUGHTER
Eilisha does not look too happy right now.
I can't.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE, CAMERA CLICKS
Reveal.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It wasn't at my nan's funeral. It was... Thank you very much.
It was after, like, hours, hours after we were at the pub,
just drinking and I saw a guy I used to go to school with
and we just had a kiss.
Honestly, it's not that deep. I'm actually a good girl.
But, yeah.
It was a kiss.
It'd be different if she slept with someone in that scenario.
That would be a big no-no.
CHEERING 'Enough for the bros.
'Now the girls will strike a pose.' CAMERA CLICKS
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM AND CHEER
Hannah was working those poses and I was sitting right in front.
I was just, like... CHEERING
I'm lost for words.
CAMERA CLICKS Let's do this.
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM AND CHEER
"This boy has ghosted nearly every girl that he slept with."
Oh, that's bad!
That's fucking terrible!
LAUGHTER Man! Who does that?
This is why I hate men.
Who am I going to choose?
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
Come with me.
MAN:Oh, bad dog.
CAMERA CLICKS, CHEERING
CAMERA CLICKS Whoever this is is not good.
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
Indigo, naughty boy!
Indy! I thought you were boyfriend material!
I thought you were a good guy!
What the fuck, Indigo?
Seek professional help.
Not every girl. Not every girl. Like...
Oh, "nearly".
I won't ghost them. I'll just kind of, like, back away,
you know, in a nice way.
In a very nice way.
It's more of, like, a mutual ghosting, I'd say.
Wow, Indy, we thought you were different!
We thought you were different. I thought you were a nice guy.
Indy, it's over. INDIGO:Oh, don't be like that.
All I can say is good luck when he leaves the show
because they all might be making a reappearance.
There goes the nice-guy card, brother.
Yeah, that was fun.
# You'll never change... #
# Coming in hot... #
CAMERA CLICKS TAYLOR:Em, she's so cool.
Like, she's just a cool chick.
Like, I feel like everything she does, she's cool as fuck.
EM:Oh!
"This boy hasn't masturbated in six months."
That's really low sex drive.
Six months. That's crazy, cos obviously boys are horny.
I feel like if I had a dick I would be touching myself all the time.
Who is it?
MAN:Hey. LAUGHTER
MAN:Yes, Zane.
CAMERA CLICKS, CHEERING
MAN:OK. OK. OK.
To be honest, like, I don't want to watch any other girls kiss Zane.
Like, I don't want to watch.
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
Goes without saying, I'm not a wanker. So...
I just... I mean, I used to a fair bit, I mean, all my life
but just haven't really felt the need in the last, like...
No, I just haven't really felt the need.
So, do you like having sex or not? Of course.
OK. I was wondering.
Sex is definitely important in a relationship
and I feel like if you're not having sex,
well, they may as well just be your best friend.
So, yeah, he definitely needs to have a sex drive
cos if he doesn't, that's a problem.
CAMERA CLICKS, CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CAMERA CLICKS
What have we got here?
"This boy has had 55 one-night stands."
That's actually wild.
It's giving men. Like, it was just giving men.
Or boy... I don't know at this point.
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE, CAMERA CLICKS
Who is it? WOMAN:Who is it?
Zane! Zane!
Bro, have you got... Bro, have you got a whiteboard?
LAUGHTER Fuck.
He's 24 years old. How is that even possible?
55 is an insane number.
That was a rough number. TAYLOR:A rough number!
That was a rough number.
In fairness, that was just a number I put together.
I was trying to think of, like, the situation-ships
and how many situation-ships I've had
and then I just deducted that from the rough estimate.
Do you have any babies? No babies.
WOMAN:Not that you know of.
Mum, if you're watching, turn it off.
CAMERA CLICKS, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM, CAMERA CLICKS
The way that girl can move, like, she has such a unique style.
It just... Oh, I love it.
CAMERA CLICKS Mmm.
"This boy would only consider a relationship with someone
"who has slept with less than ten people."
That's a bit fuckin' brutal. LAUGHS
EM:Wait, what?
Like, the double standards of it all. Rrr!
LAUGHTER
MAN:Bro. Yeah. It's...
CAMERA CLICKS
MAN CHANTS: Oi! Oi! Oi!
CAMERA CLICKS
GASPS No! MAN:Dylan!
Dylan! Wow!
OK. What the fuck?
That has shook me to my core!
Um... Dylan, what the fuck?
I think initially when we talk about body counts and stuff,
I did say I was a hypocrite
and said that for a girl if she has slept with a lot of people,
it just feels a lot different if a lad slept with a lot of people
cos they're emotionally, like, engaging.
But if a girl slept with a lot of people, I feel like, I don't know...
WOMAN:What? Wait. So, pause.
You can sleep with heaps of people, but a woman can't?
No, I was being a hypocrite. Where is the equality there?
You're just making it worse.
Like, please just shut your mouth on this one.
I was being a hypocrite when I said it. I know that.
But like... But you think that's still true?
What's your explanation, cos it doesn't make sense at all.
It's... I don't know. It doesn't make sense to us...
You don't have one? No.
OK, cool.
So I think it was just a stupid statement.
MIMI:That's really fuckin' dumb.
Dylan's secret pissed me off.
He's dug himself a hole
and I do not know how he's gonna climb out of that one.
'Last one back to the villa has to talk to Dylan.'
# I didn't come here To be friends... #
CHEERING
'Again, I state for the record, I will never show favouritism
'towards perfect fellow Irishman Dylan.
'Yes, his ideas around body count are hypocritical, antiquated
'and maybe a little bit sexist,
'but in his defence... uh, um... yeah, no, you're on your own pal.'
But, see, the big thing with me is, with mine, with the whole ten thing,
is I never say I can't not get into a relationship
with someone that has a body count over ten.
It's just, as a man, I think hearing it, it just throws you off as a man.
You know what it is? It's a chink in the armour.
Do you want to talk about Dylan? What the fuck is with Dylan?
That was so double standards.
He was just talking in circles and actually had no reason.
It's just toxic. It's just like he...
OK, this is how I'm seeing it.
I literally was, like, "I didn't pick you first
"cos I thought you were a fuck-boy."
And then he convinced me, "Oh, I'm changed, I'm different."
And then I'm just like... "You're proving me wrong."
"You're proving me literally right."
That's literally so picky to find a girl who slept with under ten guys.
Why are you here? Why are you here?
Yeah. Like, sorry.
But the girls... the type of girls that go on this show,
we're not girls that would sleep with 100...
LAUGHTER
Like, I don't know, we could have.
These men feel entitled to women that are, like, "pure"
and, like, angelic
and it's just not reality and you need to seek help.
You need to go to therapy and you need to figure your shit out.
I thought we had the same morals and we aligned
and that's not aligning with me. It's a major thing. 100%.
That is, like, an ick topic. No, 100%.
Like, that's not even, like, an ick. Like a petty, "Oh, my God, an ick."
No, no, no, it's not like,
"Oh, like, I saw him, like, wearing flip-flops."
And the fact that I'm with somebody that thinks like that,
I'm embarrassed
and I don't want the man that I'm coupled up with to embarrass me.
Hi, Mimi. Hello.
Can I talk to you, please? You can.
Where do you want to go? I'll go.
Um, your choice. OK.
I'll go. Thank you so much.
Thank you. What's with all the looks?
You're giving me bad looks. Oh, sorry.
They were worse than hers.
I have... I just have, like, a resting bitch face.
Oh, yeah. Enjoy. I'll talk to you guys later.
What did you think of that? Interesting.
Yeah? Yeah.
Very interesting. Very interesting.
But I feel like... What? You feel like what?
So the whole ten thing... Mmm.
..if we were talking about body counts and a girl was, like,
"Oh, mine's 20 or..."
initially it would throw me off, honestly.
OK? Listen. Listen. Listen. Mm-hm.
If I started seeing a girl, built a connection to her,
she told me then, say, two months down the line, whatever
her body count was, for instance, 15, 20...
Mm-hm. ..I've already liked this girl.
I already built a connection. It doesn't affect my mindset.
But I feel like as a man hearing it initially you're like, "Oh..."
Do you know what I mean?
That's what I was trying to say. It's so double standard.
Yeah. It is. 100%. It's saying, "I can do what I want but she can't."
The fact that you judge a woman
based off how many people she slept with
but it doesn't matter how many people you have slept with...
I know. ..it's just, like...
It's insane. ..it speaks so much about you.
Sorry, but it does. That's fair enough.
So I did say it and I have to pay... pay for it.
I'm embarrassed. Mm-hm. Understandably.
Cos I stuck my neck out for you. I thought you were this person.
I spoke so highly of you. But I am that person.
I said something stupid that I don't mean.
I don't stand by it and I don't believe it.
Did everything you say to me yesterday, did you mean that?
Did everything you say to me today, did you mean that?
Do you know what I mean?
Am I gonna have to question everything that you say?No.
# Tell me if I'm wrong Cos I just want to be right... #
I didn't mean it. I promise, I didn't mean it.
I didn't. You look like a fool.
I know I do. Sit in it.
I'm sorry.
D'uh. Mmm.
# Tell me that I'm wrong... #
This comment, this comment, this comment.
Goddamn. Don't know to say.
Can you believe...
I know, I know.
LAUGHS Still, I think that's a bit dog.
Are you gonna talk to her tonight? No. I don't give a shit.
Are you gonna wait? I don't give a fuck.
But you know what, like, even in life, I hate to say this, but...
Mm-hm. Not that you need to be worried.
MEN CHANT AND EXCLAIM
EXCLAIMS
Em. Yeah.
What did Taylor say to you today? So, we had a chat.
Yeah. Us two were his top two.
Yeah.
But he said the ball's, like, in my court
because he didn't... he didn't know if I was interested or not...
Mm-hm. ..because, like, I'm, you know, me.
I just basically said, like, "Look, I'm telling you where I'm at.
"Obviously, I'm coupled up.
"Like, I'm happy getting to know Eilisha,
"but I do still want to get to know you."
So I said "The ball's in your court now."
But didn't you say he wasn't your type?
I said physically, not normally,
but I also said, like, all my boyfriends
literally look so different and it's about, like...
What, so he's pretty much just saying he would've chosen you
if you showed more interest, is that what he's saying?No.
Cos I just want to be someone's first option
and I just feel like if I was... Babe, you were picked.
No, I know, but I think it's because
maybe cos you weren't giving him attention.
Uh-uh. 'Ah-ha.'
DANCE POP PLAYS
'Whoo! Party!
'Nothing like a few drinks to calm the tension.
'Niko makes a toast to the lads
'before quickly remembering the girls are there, too.'
I just want to say, lads...
everyone, we're doing well in the villa,
we're all lovely, we're looking beautiful tonight
and I would just like to say keep grinding, keep grafting
and keep pushing for the ones you love or eventually may love...
LAUGHTER
..eventually may and let's cheers to that, for sure.
CHEERING Yeah!
CONTESTANTS:Cheers.
INDISTINCT CHATTING
The girls are going for a chat. So are we.
You're going? Leaving you already?
Already? Mmm.
IN SPANISH:
Oh, wow. Why the frick... Em, I love the kilt.
Yeah. Oh, the kilt loves you.
I'm vibing the kilt. My grandma will be so proud.
Oh, my God. Hey, hey, that's a slay.
That's a slay. And the cherries.
She's a bubbly...
DYLAN:Suits her so much, her style and everything.
Her personality is just...
Her personality, it fits. Just like...
Like, I don't think anyone could just rock that.
In a nutshell, spoke to Em today, told her how I felt and my decision
and left it in her court... Yeah, yeah.
So I feel like I'm just gonna leave it to her.
If she wants to make a move, she can.
If she doesn't, then I have an understanding.
Yeah. 100% fair.Yeah.
Give me the fucking tea on your chat with Taylor.
We had a good chat and then I was also, like,
I know Taylor said that he doesn't really have, like, a physical type,
but I don't really get... I don't care how bad this sounds...
Like, this is me being genuinely honest...
Eilisha and I are so different.
Like, if you are choosing...
If the choice is between me and her, like, how would I ever be for you?
Do you get that?
It's just, like, the so opposite ends.
Like, you guys couldn't have been any two different people.Yeah.
It's a weird situation to be in
when, like, the only guy you kind of have a romantic interest in
is just, like, coupled up with the complete opposite person of you.
Guys, can we all cheers to, like, us finding our men?
WOMAN:Yeah. WOMEN:Cheers.
To us being in the couples that we wanted.
WOMEN:Yeah.
Wait, guys, can I just say, when I was kissing him before...
I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's the outfit or the rizz.
Like, I kissed him, and I felt fanny flutters.
That's good. I'm really happy.
Yeah. Cheers to fanny flutters.
WOMEN:Cheers. LAUGHTER
'What rhymes with... "God, not fanny flutters again.
' "That catchphrase really does leave me vexed." '
MOBILE PHONE CHIMES, WOMEN GASP AND SCREAM
I got a text! Whoo!
Oh, my God.
Come, come, come. You're kidding.
This is gonna be some good news. I can see it.
Oh, my God. WOMEN:We got a text.
CHEERING
Oh, my God, a game is literally exactly what we needed
just to kind of lighten the mood a little bit.
Let the games begin, matey. What's going on?
'Like the all-male gatherings
'I attend deep in the woods each full moon,
'this game starts with the boys being blindfolded.'
Bow-chicka-bow-bow. Bow-chicka-bow-bow.
Can you see? Yeah.
This is really, really like... There you go.
Was that you adjusting me? Hey, what's happening?
This is making me nervous.
TAYLOR:Yeah, blindfolds. This should be fun.
Usually, they're, you know, reserved for the bedroom...
for sleeping, of course. LAUGHS
EXAGGERATED VOICE: I really can't see.
MOBILE PHONE CHIMES, WOMAN GASPS
OK, wait, wait. Wait.
OK. "All girls to the balcony immediately."
CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM
"Boys, stay where you are with your blindfolds on."
Oh, I was just, like, "Goddamn, it's a bombshell."
LAUGHS You better not enjoy this.
I will kill you. LAUGHS
INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
Oh, my.
I don't know what's about to happen.
I want to kiss him tonight before some bombshell kisses him.
Babe, I'm not happy. I told you...I'm not happy.
Guys, can you imagine being a bombshell and doing that?
Yeah, I'm not happy. I am about to kick up a fucking stink!
Boys, boys, boys. Let's hold hands.
Look at them all chuffed and happy. Look at you! Stop smiling!
LAUGHTER You're not meant to smile!
You never know what's gonna happen here,
if it's gonna be a sunshine day or a bloody hurricane.
'Hurricane. D'uh!'
I wish I could see, man.
I only just fucking coupled up with Zane. What the fuck!
I'm not gonna swear, but this is the cherry on the top of the... cake.
What's going on, boys?
I don't like standing up for so long and not seeing a thing.
Should we start kissing?
Stop rubbing your hands together, man. It's not fucking dinnertime.
Where's the girl?
SASSY POP MUSIC PLAYS
I'm Sophie. I'm 22. I'm from the Goldie and I'm your naughty nurse.
# I'm coming for you
# Better watch out
# I'm coming for you... #
SOPHIE:When I walk into a room, I feel like all heads turn.
If people aren't looking at me, there's something wrong.
# I'm coming, you sorry? #
There's a boy in the villa that I know very well.
Zane and I have hooked up before.
I'm not sure how he'll feel when he knows it's me.
I think he'll probably be nervous.
What separates me from other girls is I don't fuck around.
I know what I want and may the best woman win.
MEN:Oh, shit.
High heels.
WOMEN GASP
YELPS
Get fucked.
MIMI:She is beautiful.
She's got, like, an attitude, like, strut coming up the stairs.
She has so much confidence.
This girl's straight, like, waving at us.
WHISPERS:She's strutting it up, babe.
GASPS She's going right in.
SEDUCTIVE DANCE POP PLAYS
WOMEN GASP AND EXCLAIM
She started kissing me and I was like, "This is nuts."
It was a really good kiss, so, you know,
I'm dead excited to meet this girl
and actually see what she looks like.
The hand placement's crazy.
# You think you've got All the power
# I am stronger... #
Oh...
WOMAN:Oh, no, the fucking grab, babe.
GASPS
I'm actually fucking stressed.
You know, it's been a really fucking stressful day.
I am extremely worried what this girl can do
cos she's so beautiful.
Nice to meet you too.
LAUGHTER Yeah.
# You can try and top me You can try to end me
# Give it everything you've got
# But I am unstoppable... #
Yeah. I was just shocked, to be honest.
I'm just standing there like this.
Yeah. Shook.
WOMEN GASP
WOMAN:Hands crazy.
Did you miss this?
MAN:Oh, shit.
MIMI:He's smiling way too much. WOMAN GASPS
He's smiling way too much.
ZANE:She said, "Did you miss this?"
Didn't recognise the kiss and I didn't recognise the voice.
I have no idea.
LAUGHTER
WOMEN GASP
DYLAN:There's some mad noises going on, bro.
The most passionate kiss ever.
I don't know where she got her balls from,
but they are bloody big, because that kiss had balls.
LAUGHTER
MAN:What the...
WOMEN GASP
YELPS
WOMEN LAUGH
She did this little, like, "Bye!"
But I was, like, "Hmm."
WOMEN LAUGH WOMAN:No...
Her and I are not gonna be good friends.
How are you? Good. How are you?
I'm good. You feeling all right? Yes.
WOMAN:What the fuck? That was crazy.
Get fucked! That little fucking snake!
What the fuck? What just happened, bro?
I don't know where you are. I'm like, "Boys..."
LAUGHTER
Do you know what's going on? Absolutely not.
Good.
Wait, who's not here?
Who's not here? Was that Zane?
Zane's here.
Oh, so, Niko? Nope.
LAUGHTER
Niko's gone.
WOMAN:She's going to the fire pit. Why are they talking?
No, she's not.
Oh! They're going on a date.
They're going on a date? No, they're not.
No. Yes, they are. No fucking way.They are.
What's your name? Niko.
What's your name? Sophie.
Nice to meet you. You too.
That was a bit of fun, wasn't it? Was it?
For you it would been. Yeah. Were you surprised?
I was a bit, yeah, for sure. Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Did you see her fucking smile?
She is not my friend. WOMAN LAUGHS
She is not my friend.
Fucking hell.
Fuck, guys. Why is there so many bugs on us?
It's all right. I'd rather the bugs than her.
LAUGHS
I'd rather have an insect on me than that...
What the fuck are we gonna do?
..fucking little thing in the villa. LAUGHS
The way she fucking looked at me... and he was smiling.
That girl is here for business
and she's treading on toes and she's not afraid to cut someone's grass.
You could hear the girls being like, "She's stunning. She's stunning."
Mm-hm. You know what I mean?
Mm-hm.Did you hear that, bro? No.
The girls were like, "Oh, she's stunning. She's stunning."
So... She had nice lips. Yeah, she did.
Yeah. She did.
Them lips don't lie. Oh, man.
I'm stumped. "Did you miss this?"
Bro, you're stumped, eh? Did she say she knows you?
She's, like, "Did you miss this?" Oh!
LAUGHTER I didn't hear that!
Bro! That's spicy.
Doing numbers in my head. LAUGHS
Yeah, Zane was... he was absolutely rattled.
And he's like, "Is that 42? Is that number 53? Oh, maybe 38."
Oh, he was... he was stunned. He was going through it all.
Babe, if he's at that date
and he does not tell her that he's kicking it off with me...
You can fuck him off. ..I'm gonna fuck him off.
No, no. Trust me, he won't, babe.
He's fucking obsessed with you. He won't.
Wait, I need a moment to compose myself
cos I need to be, like, black-cat energy
and this is giving psycho-bitch energy.
I just need to lay back and act really cool
and just own it like the bad-mmm I am.
But I'm definitely shaving my legs tonight.
No, I'm gonna be, like, full composed.
This is, like, full liar coming out right now.
Like, this is Gemini energy. I'm gonna bring it.
EM:I want to hear, how were your kisses?
She looks so fucking hot. Um... The guys are shitting it.
How was the kiss? She said, um...
What'd she say? She said, "Did you miss this?"
SQUEALS
I know. I know.
No!
What ex do you have? Let me... Describe her.
I don't have an ex. Who... Who have you...
Who have you...I have one ex but she's got a partner.
What does she look like? Her comment to Zane...
What the fuck! Spill the tea!
Is it your fucking ex? Is that what it's supposed to be?
I don't think so. My ex has a boyfriend.
She said, "Did you miss this?" to him.
Bro, could just be... An ex hook-up.
It could be a girl that you've just, like, got with.
Or it could be one of the 55.
LAUGHTER, EXCLAIMS
XANTHE:I am stressed a little bit.
I'm stressed about how she knows Zane
because I want to know, like, what the background there is.
I want to know, like, what I could be competing with.
She must be from the Gold Coast. I wonder if I know her.
# I'm a nightmare, baby... #
Oh, she's from the Gold Coast. Whatever. Who cares?
OK, anyway, it's fine, it's fine.
She can be from fucking Wizard Of Oz and I wouldn't care.
This bombshell is confident, hot, and ready to fuckin' stir shit up.
Typical girl from the Gold Coast you see on a Saturday night.
Exactly. She's, like, every girl that you think of.
She's, like... She's nothing special.
Not a good memory. Yeah, that's what she looks like.
LAUGHS
# So sweet, sweet revenge... #
This girl is going to be trouble and I'm not about it.
'Don't let these shots of this quaint Majorca marina fool you.
'For new bomb Sophie's date, we just threw some lights around
'after breaking into the neighbour's yard.'
# You got the moves We got it going on... #
SOPHIE:OK. Thanks.
There. Do you want to have some Champagne?
Yeah, let's have a drink, for sure. 100%.
CORK POPS Oh! Why did that scare me?
BOTH LAUGH
Thank you. There we are.
Cheers. Cheers.
GIGGLES
How are you feeling? I'm good. How are you?
Good. I'm excited.
Everybody's coupled up. Is that right?
Everyone's coupled up at the moment. Yeah.
Hannah and I...Yeah. ..we have been from day one.
So you're happy I chose you? Yeah, I'm happy. Yeah.
I'm definitely happy you chose me. Good. Awesome.
What's your type?
Definitely, like, you know... You got the beautiful eyes.
Good body. Thank you.
Nice feet. What?
No, just everything. What did you just say?
Nah. All the way up. Yeah.Yeah, yeah.
So someone that just takes care of themselves, for sure.
Yeah.But, yeah, what's your type in a guy?
I like a brunette. Yeah.
A tall boy. So I just want to find someone
who, you know, I can just be myself with and have a laugh.
And like... Of course.
..you know, loyalty is a massive thing as well.
Oh, yeah, definitely. Most definitely. Yeah.
I just think, when a man is mine, he's mine.
Like, I don't want to share, so...
When you're in a relationship, not sharing...
I'm going to struggle in here, I think.
LAUGHS Sharing going around...
I mean, you've got to sit there and you got to watch your man get,
you know... I know.
Well, I got to walk in there and you're going back to Hannah.
Oooh, you're saying I'm your man already, huh?
Maybe. I'm taking you for a date. Maybe.
BOTH LAUGH Exactly right.
# Send you the place
# I'm all in your face It's a holy buffet
# This pretty fat cat Is now chasing a rat
# Sending out cheese And I might take you back... #
How are you feeling? Look, it wasn't a nice feeling.
Yeah.
That was probably the worst thing that could have happened tonight,
but, like, I knew it was coming.
It was like things are just going too well between Niko and I.
I think Niko's got a pretty good thing going on at the moment,
but he seems like the kind of bloke that probably would turn his head.
If he's gonna turn his head at any point, it's gonna be now.
Yeah. So I'd rather know now than later.
He's just holding...
I was planning on having, like, kisses and cuddles with him.
I was even gonna put sexy pyjamas on tonight for him.
Maybe you still can. Yeah, but my head's not in it now.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's gonna be really frickin' hard to be nice to this girl
after her little wave, like... GROANS
Oh...
SOPHIE:I'm excited to go back to the villa.
NIKO:Yeah. I do actually know someone in here.
Wow. Yeah.
You know the person that was next to me?
Mm-hm. That was Zane.
Yes. Yeah.
How?
I've had relations with him.
Last time I saw him was probably only two months ago, so...
Oh... Yeah.
..my days. So I always speak to him...
Are you serious? I said, "Did you miss this?"
So that's an interesting thing. LAUGHS
Wow. OK. Yeah.
So I'm not, like, beelining for him. Yep.
I'm here to meet a boyfriend.
I don't know if he's what I need now.
'Back at the villa, Zane is concerned
'about which of his 55 former lovers the new bomb is.
'Equally concerned is Xanthe 56.'
I wonder who it is, eh? Don't know.
Can't stop talking about it.
With the past that I've had with, like, the situation-ships,
it's just a waiting game to see when they get back and who it is.
If Niko comes back in holding her hand or in her arm or something,
Hannah's gonna lose it. Imagine, guys.
'Yet again, I state for the record
'I'll never show favouritism towards perfect Irishman Dylan,
'who's deservedly still in the doghouse,
'but doesn't he look cute in there?
'Oh, he's such a good boy!'
Hannah's so annoyed. Hannah's so annoyed.
As you would, like... She was, like, losing her shit.
I think she...
If someone took you, I wouldn't be annoyed.
Not even just a bit. No. You're in the dog box, so...
I own it. OK, good.
OK? I'm not comfy, so... OK.
In the dog house. Mm-hm.
I said something ridiculous. I didn't mean it.
I'm not gonna give any other excuses or anything.
I just didn't mean it. There's no reason why I said it.
I don't know why I said it.
With Dylan, I love that he knows he's in the doghouse.
I love that he knows I'm pissed.
I'm sorry I pissed you off already.
What I said is... you see your memory here.
Nah. Don't touch the hair. See? Sorry.
See your memory there? Just... rub it.
I'm sorry. No, it's going on the shelf.
It's just going to put up there. It's just gone up there.
Just leave it up there for a bit. Yeah.
SOPHIE:Have you been with a blonde before?
I'm currently partnered up with a blonde.
And how are you feeling about that?
I'm very, very strong with Hannah at the moment.
You are? Yeah. We're very good.
OK. So, yeah...
It's only been a few days...
OK. ..but not gonna rule anything out.
That would be silly, I think. Yeah.
I'm not gonna take it as a complete rule-out...
Mm-hm.
..but I also would like to keep the strength with Hannah.
Getting to know Hannah.
Cos it's still early days, and I'm still getting to know her.
Healthy competition.
It's so early that I'm not afraid to step on toes.
'Niko doesn't care if toes are stepped on,
'just so long as there are toes.'
I respect that, for sure. Yeah, like, that's what you got to do.
Cheers to that. Cheers to that.
BOTH LAUGH
All right, let's go. Let's go.
'Back at the villa, Niko's girl, Hannah,
'carries on the age-old Love Island tradition
'of hot people lying to themselves.'
And then guess who's gonna walk in. Oh, I don't care.
She can fucking walk in wherever she wants.
I am not gonna...
I am not gonna even sweat.
WOMEN LAUGH
So, obviously Hannah's stressing a bit, clearly.
Imagine if a guy that you like and a girl fucking comes and snatches him,
like you're gonna be fucking stressed.
So, I was in the make-up room. Yep.
I was just getting ready and...
SOPHIE:Ooh, that was heavy.
I feel eyes burning in the back of my head.
Guys. Hang on. What?
This is so cool.
Oh, whatever. They can walk in. I'm not stopping my story.
No, should we just keep talking? No, I'm talking.
MAN:Oi! Yeah, I don't care.
How are we, lads? What's going on?
What's happening?
Huh? I don't care. Whatever.
I'm, like, "Don't look. Just act cool.
"Pretend like you're nonchalant, like you don't even care."
What's happening, everyone? MAN:Not much.
SOPHIE:Hi. EILISHA:Hi.
HANNAH:Hey.
Niko, get your fucking act together.
Everyone, come down. Let's introduce.
Who is she?
Hey, guys.
Who? Who? Oh, OK.
ZANE:Holy shit. It's Sophie.
XANTHE:Who's Sophie? Who is she? Who is she? Who? Who?
SOPHIE:Hi. EILISHA:Hi.
HANNAH:Hey.
I had to watch that. Of course I'm not happy.
NIKO:Girls. Hey, babe. How are you?
Sophie. Sophie. Nice to meet you.
Eilisha. Oh, you look gorgeous!
Xanthe. Nice to meet you. Hello. How are you?
You did so well walking in.
HANNAH:Hi. How are you? I'm good.
# I hope you're feeling lucky I hope you're feeling lucky
# I've got one bullet In the chamber... #
Was there something there? No, it was a one-night thing.
One night-thing.
Was she part of the one-night 55? She was part of the one-night 55.
Sophie is stunning. Like, she's so confident.
But, yeah, she's, like... looks like a really nice girl.
Hi, Soph. Hi, Zane.
Hey, how you doing? Hi.
I'm Indigo. Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hey.
How's the... We've already...
Yeah, we've had a bit of a kiss. Yeah.We've met.
Sophie's definitely a bit of me.
Tonight, I have my grafting shoes on.
I've got the old loafers with the little tassels,
so we're ready to go after it, 100%.
Hi. How are you? Hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you. How are you? Dylan.
Nice to meet you. Sophie. Nice to meet you.
Hey, stranger. How are you? Hi. I'm good.
That was a nice little comment. Did you like that?
Wait, wait, guys, explain. Explain.
Do you want to go or...? No-one wants to know about the date.
We just spoke for a little bit and then one night we met up
and then we've just talked to each other after that.
What happened when you met up? What do you reckon?
What do youse reckon? Yeah, things happened.
We've had relations. Ooh, sexual relationships?
We've known each other for maybe two years or so.
We've known each other for a bit. Oh, shit.
It does make me a little bit worried that she's known Zane for two years
cos obviously, like, I've known him for two days.
I feel like when you compare the two,
like, I feel like I am at a little bit of a disadvantage.
And how old are you? 22.
Right. 22?
Yeah. What are the ages here?
I'm Taylor. I'm 28 and I'm coupled up with Eilisha.
Yep. And I don't masturbate.
LAUGHTER
I need to clear the air. Are you OK with that?
Xanthe, 21. I'm from Sydney and I'm with Zane.
OK. Cool.
Oh, you already know where I'm from. Yeah.
And who I'm coupled up with. Yes.
And my name's Hannah. Yeah.
You know that.
There was a little bit of coldness towards me, which is expected.
I kind of kissed all their men.
Do you want to, like, grab people for chats?Maybe.
I think maybe we should go for a quick chat.
What do you reckon? Can do.
I thought you weren't in here for me.
No, I'm not. I just want to, like... This is a bit weird, isn't it?
I reckon Sophie's just made a "I'm playing hard to get" comment
cos I defo know she'd be interested in me.
How are you? Good. How are you?
Ooh, fuck. I'm the bomb.
So... Yeah. Scary.
Did you expect me to come in? Not really.
WOMAN:Wait, what just happened?
No, guys, obviously... Like, she just knows him.
I mean, I would do the same thing. If you know someone...
MAN:It's familiar.
If you know someone, you're gonna pull him.He looks interested. Yeah.
How are you feeling with who you're with?
With Xanthia? Yeah. Xanthe.
Xanthe. Sorry. No, I'm feeling good.
We get along.
Do you feel like she's your type or...?
Um... Like... I mean, I should probably know.
I don't really have a type. Yeah.
You just like a... Just a pretty girl.
Just anything with legs.
LAUGHS Shut up.
I think that I'm open to the possible connection with Zane,
whether something can be re-sparked.
I don't even really know what we had on the outside, to be honest.
Wow.
Well, she just said, like, "I'm not interested in him"
but I reckon she's not gonna say that to the group.
She's probably telling him right now in private...
Mmm. ..you know.
I have not seen him so happy, so...
Do you think you're just overthinking it, though?
I think that Hannah's not happy with me, but... She's not.
No, she's... Did she say something?
Well, I don't know.
I think obviously her, like, partner getting taken puts girls in...
She was very standoffish...puts girls in shit moods and just...
Yeah, but, like, come on, babe, a bomb's got to come in, right?
Exactly. That's what we try to... What was I meant to do?
What's her type?
You know, the nice eyes, fit body. Brunette.
Has, like, a drive and an ambition in life. A manly man.
And then she said, "Yeah, sort of, like you," and I'm, like... No.
LAUGHTER
GROANS
I don't know.He should pull me for chat right now.
Yo. Xanthe.
I'm gonna go top up my make-up. You want to come?
Yeah, I'll come up.
Bro, look what you're doing.
You could be coming chatting with me, but no.
You could be reassuring me.
You could be coming up and chatting with me, but no.
Yeah, and I've seen...
Sorry, guys, we're just gonna put some lipstick on.
OK. Ah, fuck. The bugs.
# Let me see your hands up Hands up... #
What in his brain thinks that he can't pull me for a chat?
Yeah. Wouldn't he be like...
He should have pulled you as soon as they walked in.
"She just kissed me.
"I just got taken away from the villa on a date."
For an hour and a half, two hours.
She's standing there.
Wouldn't you take me for a fucking chat?
Everything's just so full-on now. Like, my head is spinning.
LAUGHS
I'm worried about how Zane's reacting.
That's what I'm looking at. Like... Zane's reacting really badly.
Yes, he is. They're all fucked.
I definitely came in with a bit of a bang.
I know.
Hopefully created some shockwaves. You definitely did.
Girls are wigging out.
I mean, yeah, I'm definitely here to find love,
so I don't really... I'm not here to make enemies,
but I'm not also here to make friends.
# This is the end game
# Not the here to make friends game
# This is the end game Best out of ten game
# This is the end game This is the end game... #
Brings a tear to my eye
seeing another Sophie do such a good job at bombshelling
and brings a smile to my face knowing she's just getting started.
'Next time...'
That girl is here for business.
So, you still want to chat to her?
If she pulls me for a chat, we'll go for a chat.
'..Sophie has the villa in a spin.'
It's hard to compete with someone that you've known.
I'm the bombshell. I'm here to work my way through the guys.
Would you consider being open to something romantic with me?
Um...
'And...'
The love gods! THUNDER CRACKS
'..there are two Love Island gods on their way.'
I'm Sydney. I'm 24 years old. I live in Los Angeles
and you might know me from Love Island USA season four.
# You can't miss this... #
My name is Steph. I'm 25 years old. I'm from France.
I'm model, but you might saw me on Love Island France season two
and Love Island Games.
And I'm here for love, guys. Get ready.
IN FRENCH:
THUNDER CRACKS # Can't miss this... #
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