NARRATOR: 'Previously, on Love Island Australia...'
The girl I would like to couple up with is Hannah.
Mimi. Xanthe.
'After re-coupling, Sophie made a steal...'
Indigo.
'..Taylor made a swap...'
Em.
'..and Eilisha exited.'
SHE SOBS
It's embarrassing that I was even in competition with her.
I don't get it. But it's definitely his loss.
'And after weeks of promos...'
# You know that I'm built Like no other... #
'..the love gods, Steph and Sydney, finally arrived.'
I am coupled up with someone.
What's his name? Dylan.
I honestly haven't had much time to get to know him.
That's good to know. HE LAUGHS
They call me the Red Queen in America.
Why is that?
I don't know. I guess we'll find out.
'Oh, yeah? Well, in Ireland they call me the Green Potato.
'Tonight...'
G'day, mate! SHE SQUEALS
'He's tall, dark, handsome, beautiful smile.'
'..the love gods might be heaven sent...'
Blessed by the goddess.
'..but when their superpowers are revealed...'
"The gods can couple up with whoever they want, whenever they want."
It's crazy to have this power in my hand.
But I love it, and I will use it.
SHE CHUCKLES
'..all hell...'
You know what, like, Niko? You can do what you want to do.
Can you just listen to me? '..breaks loose.'
Like, this is absolute craziness.
SHE SOBS
It's OK. Hey, hey. It's OK.
That just did it for me.
'Oui, oui!
'Kiwi Mimi is bringing home Frenchman Steph,
'and he's keen to make a great first impression,
'or as they say in France, "la great first impression". '
Hello! EM SQUEALS
What's up, guys?
Mimi! Where are they?
GIRLS SQUEAL
Oh, hello! G'day, mate!
I saw Mimi and the bombshell walk-in.
The only thing I saw was the smile on her face.
You right? Oi, come, come, come, come.
Everyone come meet him. That girl was happy.
Oh, my gosh. Who do we have here? SHE SQUEALS
Hi. What's your name? Hi. Sorry, Steph.
This bombshell is bombshelling.
Tall, dark, handsome, beautiful smile.
Dresses well.
He looks very put-together. Very interested.
Xanthe. Xantly? Sorry, I'm French.
So, sometimes... Non, mais... Francais, moi.
Hi. Mwah. I'm Em.
'And he is French.'
Parlez-vous francais?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
'We love an international man of mystery.'
Are you hot? It's hot, yeah.
CHEERING
I'm good. I'm good, yeah. I feel OK.
'Abs, abs, abs. Muscles, muscles, muscles.'
The man is lean.
Oh, guys. This is so exciting.
I know. Sorry. Why am I excited?
Ooh.
I'm from France. Oui, oui.
LAUGHTER
Hey, y'all!
GIRLS SHRIEK
Hello, boys.
Firecrackers. Firecrackers.
Another bombshell coming in with Dylan.
Straight from the USA.
She's definitely looking good coming up those stairs.
She's got that red hair, fiery look.
I'm Sydney. Nice to meet y'all.
Sophie. Oh, my god. Hi!
Nice to meet you. You're so beautiful.
Are you American? Nice to meet you. Yeah.
Nice to meet you. I'm Mimi. Hi. Nice to meet you.
Sydney looks like a dangerous woman,
but in, like, a really sexy, like, sultry way,
and I feel like guys love that.
So I think she's just gonna go
straight beeline for the guy that she wants.
Oh, my God. I'm so excited! Good to meet everybody.
The goddess one. Yes!
It feels surreal to be back.
If you would have told me that I would be back here
Aussie style, I would have laughed, like, this is fucking insane.
We'll go for a chat.
But I wouldn't have it any other way.
I have decided to flee the country and say... to the US men.
Hey, y'all. How are you?
Good. Precious cargo, straight from the USA.
Straight from the US.
Loving the whole outfit. It's all cool.
Tell us about you. So, Sydney? From LA?
Sydney. I've never been to Australia.
Hopefully, after this, I'll be there.
I've done Love Island before.
Oh, right. Yeah.
I did the USA two years ago.
Didn't find love? No, I did. I...
Oh.We got second, and we dated for a year after,
so I do believe in this experience.
I think it works if you're just yourself, you know?
Sydney's gorgeous.
I love a bit of an accent, doesn't matter where you're from.
Like, she looks a bit, you know, a bit saucy, a bit cheeky.
What's your type?
I would say, really, I'm just looking for someone
that is smarter than me, which is...
Are you really smart? BOYS LAUGH
I hope you're really dumb. No, I'm joking.
I wouldn't say I'm smart. I think I'm very sharp, you know?
OK, cool. Like witty.
In the past, I've always gone for physical, you know?
I like a taller guy. Y'all re all pretty tall.
I like, you know, usually, I like tattoos,
I have a little bit of tattoos myself, but they are hidden,
most of them in the fun places.
BOYS LAUGH I was just about to say...
'Taylor is super hot.
'He's got nice teeth, nice face, tattoos.'
I wanna see him without his hat to make sure he's not a "hatfish",
but yeah, he's super hot.
Are you looking for a relationship?
Yeah, of course. That's what I said, that's why I'm here.
That's gonna be really hard if they live in Australia, is it not?
I was in a relationship with a girl who lived in Chile,
and I get flight, 18 hours.
I stay with her, so it's no problem for me.
Wow!
When you love someone, you do sacrifice.
Oh, that's good. And I did sacrifice in my life.
You don't know me. But trust me, I did. I did many.
'I loved seeing the girls meet him.'
I was, like, do you see what I see?,
Because, like, he looks tasty
and I can see them just being, "Oh, my God!"
Like, the little girls, they just looked at me, like,
and I'm like, "I know, I know, I just went on a date with him."
Like, that is a fine man.
Do you have any sort of top picks
that you might go, "Yeah, I wanna..."
I don't really know you yet, guys, but physically,
Mimi, Sophie and Hannah.
Cool. Interesting.
There's no competition between Australian girls and French girls.
Australian girls is like this, bad boy.
And French girls are like this.
You know what I mean? Like, there's no competition.
NARRATOR: 'Steph, let's hope you marry one of these girls
'because after that, you can't go back to France.'
You are beautiful, every girl is beautiful right here.
So I will try to get to know every single girl here.
You're not bad looking yourself, so it's nice to have you here.
Yeah, right? Great addition.
You seem like you already fit in very well.
Thank you so much, guys.
I need a tour. Yes. I think of it initially, mad.
Oh, my God. It's amazing. The view is sick.
The view here in sunset is insane. Yeah.
I do, I do think Dylan is making an effort
to make me feel comfortable.
It feels really nice.
This is the bedroom.
The two beds. Where's your bed?
Down the far end, in the corner. OK, good to know.
Good to know.
My Spidey sense, I really like him. He's so great.
Like, I literally said,
bro, I wanted a 6'5" athletic man who's an import.
Boom. This man walks up to the church.
What the fuck?
Steph is stunning.
He has a very nice smile. He's tall.
'I really love his energy.'
He has the same humour as me.
It's very dry, it's very, like, dramatic. He's very bold.
Banter, like literally vibe.
Like, we were dancing, like, literally.
Oh, my God. He was feeding me.
He was, like, making me laugh, he's just so funny.
Dylan definitely has some competition
with Steph entering the villa.
Just like I have competition with Sydney who entered.
It was just so natural and organic flowing.Hi.
Like, do you know what I mean?
Hey, Mimi. Hello.
Yes, I will come. Go for a chat?
I'll update you very soon.
We'll have another chat after that.
You all right, girls? GIRLS:Yeah.
You look so cute. Stop!
Oh, my God. Where do you wanna sit?
Out of the sun.
Yeah, out of the sun. I was thinking maybe where you were.
Oh, yeah, yeah. OK.
So, Steph seems a bit keen on you, Soph.
I know.
Mimi's, like, obviously had a really good time with him, too,
so I'm interested in, like, where that goes.
One-on-one, might be really nice.
Yeah, but how was your day? Tell me about it.Good actually.
Very good, yeah.
I think it was the first time in a while
where I was comfortable, just off vibes, like...
That's good. Yeah. Like, straight off.
That's initially what I got.
Obviously, she came up,
and I wouldn't normally go for that physical type.Yeah.
Redhead and everything.
But straight away, her personality is banging.
Like, do you know what I mean? Yeah.
And you? Very good.
His humour is so funny, like, A1.
He just like takes the piss, and he's very blunt.
He said he was very blunt. Yeah, same as you.
He's very confident, and he's very secure in himself
which I really like.
Yeah. Very good. I'm happy to hear it.
'Of course, I have to be OK with Mimi
'wanting to get to know Steph more.'
Like, I can't be like to Mimi,
"Oh, no, you can't get to know Steph."
Like, I'm not in a position to do that.
Unfortunately. I kind of wish I was.
You are... You two are quite different.
Yeah, we're different.
You're quite different. Yeah.
I'm, like... Yeah.
I'm like, now I have to compare again.
Now it's you and him. Yeah.
I'm just, like... SHE EXHALES
'Steph and Dylan both definitely bring
'different energies to the table,
'and I'm really excited to explore that more.'
I've never been into two guys at the same time, though.
So this is a new thing for me.
How are you? I'm good. How are you?
Good. What do you think of the new people?
Yeah, no. I only have eyes for you. So just wanna let you know.
That's nice. Ditto. You?
Yeah, ditto.
Don't wanna get my stuff all over you.Hm.
Huh? Huh?
# You're giving off an energy That I don't like...
Oh, my God. I love that you've been on Love Island.
That's so cool. Did you watch yourself?
A year after.
A year after? Yeah.
We've got these fucking foreigners. Crazy random people.
They've done it all before. Yeah, seasoned professionals.
Beat them at their own game.
You hear that?
How are y'all feeling about tonight, though?
I'm excited.
# Cos you've got me Feeling like... #
NARRATOR: 'As most Islanders hope to flirt with foreign friends,
'Indigo hopes we won't notice
'he's wearing the black and white shirt Zane wore back in episode five
'and the green pants Batman's The Riddler wore back in the 1960s.'
I know many of us have been manifesting
our perfect person in Love Island,
and cheers to our new bombshells that have entered the villa tonight.
Crack on, everyone, and have a really great night.
THEY CHEER
Welcome! Love Island! Come on!
Let's go!
I hope that wasn't obvious. That's so embarrassing.
No, you only tripped,
you only tripped for about two metres. It wasn't that bad.
He's got confidence.
Yeah, he literally... THUNDER CLAP
What the fuck is that?
NARRATOR: 'Ooh!
'A brand-new Love Island gods text sound effect.
'Well, there goes the catering budget.'
I've got a text!
Fuck. Oh, fuck off.
Ooh!
SHE READS ALOUD:
What?
No! No! No!
I love this, I'm so excited.
SHE CHUCKLES It feels fucking great.
Wait, there's no way that's a thing.
Wow!
Why do they have so much power?
It's actually so... I can feel the tension in the air.
I feel sick, I feel sick.
'Like, I can re-couple whenever I want.'
I feel bad for them. SHE CHUCKLES
But happy for me.
CHATTER
Sophie, can I have a chat?
Of course. Let's go.
Come on. Too much!
INDIGO LAUGHS
I was just about to say, "Sophie, do you wanna come for a chat?"
And then he's like, boom, straight in.
The nook! The nook!
Steph's stolen Sophie for a chat.
To say I'm not worried would be a lie.
He's a smooth talker, he's very forward,
and he kind of, you know, puts out there what he wants.
So... Yes. Sophie.
I saw you a couple of times look at me.
Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, I wasn't sure.
I think I saw you looking at me. Probably.
But we were both looking at each other.
Exactly. So, that's a good start. Mm-hm.
I like your fit today. Thank you. I like yours.
Oh, do you?Blue. You always match everything with your eyes.
That's crazy. So, we've got the blue.
Maybe I did it for you.
SHE LAUGHS
No. I like it, I like it. Honestly.
'Sophie looks beautiful.'
Like, she's got sea eyes. I love it.
When she talks to me, I just want to jump in her eyes,
you know, and have a long swim.
HE LAUGHS
What's your first impression about me?Very attractive.
I'm going to cut you off. Straight away, straight away.
I take it, I take it. Yeah, no, you're very attractive,
so confident. Why are you smiling at me?
Because you have intense eye contact.
So, I try to... The eye contact?
Yeah, I take that as a provocation,
so I try to keep the eye contact to see where are we gonna go?
It's really intense. LAUGHS
Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine.
SHE LAUGHS Am I getting a bit flustered?
He's really intense and good with his words
and, like, flirty and seductive.
I wanna know more about you. Do you?
Yeah, I wanna know more about you. I'm a nurse and, um...
Pretty nurse. Thank you.
Yeah, if I need some therapy, can you help me?
Yeah, what kind of therapy? What kind of therapy?
Just mental. Yeah. Mental for now.
NARRATOR: He didn't mean mental.
Oh, goodness.
It was making me feel some type of way
but I don't know what type of way.
I think I was nervous. Like, I don't even know.
Are you OK in your couple?
So, obviously, I'm with Indigo.
That's super, super new for me.
He's pretty much the perfect boy, right?
Good boy, perfect to take home to my parents.
Then I wanted to speak to Zane tonight
I don't know whether there is something there with him or not,
but I'm interested in you, but I'm also letting you know
that I've got a couple of other guys on my mind as well.
But that shouldn't deter you at all.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Of course. You think I will limit myself? I'm a man...
I know, I can tell. I'm not a young boy. I'm a man.
You know, I'm 25, you know, I mean, so, yeah.Oh, OK.
There's too many boys that I want. SHE CHUCKLES
'Way too many men.'
Too many men, too many men,
NARRATOR: 'Zane's coupled up with Xanthe,
'Sophie just revealed she's still keen
'and now he's getting pulled by Love Island god Sydney.
'I take back everything I said about that moustache.
'I hate to say it, but you have to respect the mo.'
You have very pretty eyes.
Thank you. So do you. Yeah, thank you.
You've got really nice teeth. Thank you. Really?
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Big teeth guy. Really?
Yeah, I love teeth. HE CHUCKLES
Did you ever have braces or are they just like that?
Oh, yeah. I had braces.
I actually, funny story, when I was two,
I was running with my shoes untied,
and I fell on my face and broke my teeth.
My teeth were in my lips, they were everywhere.
So when they grew in, they were all crooked.
But they're good now. Yeah, they're good now, obviously.
I had so many stacks when I was a kid.
I ran into a wall twice, same wall.
LAUGHING:Wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Split the side of my head. I'm so, like, injury prone.
I like a man with a scar.
Do you? Yeah.
I've got a massive one here. From what? A shark attack?
Yeah. Really?
No! THEY LAUGH
I am coupled up with Zane, and I'm happy, but I'm very nervous.
I think Sydney is definitely a threat to me and Zane.
She's a gorgeous girl.
So, you're pretty adventurous, huh?
A little bit, yeah. A little bit?
What do you like to do for fun?
For fun, I like to train.
Me, too.
Do you? Gym girl? Yeah.
I'm very, like, casual. I think if we can hike...
Oh, I love hiking. You like going to the movies?
Yeah, Shrek's good.
Wait, I was just gonna say Shrek. Yeah. Shrek is so funny.
I would describe myself as, like, the dragon from Shrek.
Yeah? I, like, burn hellfire.
With the donkey. Yeah, no, no!
Trying to find yourself a little donkey.No!
Fuck, no I've been through enough donkeys.
No more donkeys.
Me and Zane's conversation was just, like, great.
'It was so, like, natural.'
We just got lost in the sauce,
I feel like just lost in the conversation,
talking about the most random shit, laughing...
I was laughing, like, for half of the conversation,
which is what I want.
No, I will say this is the best conversation I think I've had.
Really? Yeah.
That's good then. That makes me happy to hear.
How do you feel about me in this conversation?
How do I feel?
Yeah, just like... I don't know yet.
OK. Yeah.
I'll take it. Open, if that's the word.
Would you be intrigued to talk more? Yeah, for sure.
This is a good conversation. Yeah, no, I'm having...
I'm very pleased with this conversation.
I'm having good laughter, I think y'all call it banter.
Yeah, banter. That's it.
That's what you need in a relationship.
I need someone that can make me laugh, and I also...
Yeah, and want someone that has a brain as well, obviously.
See, that's where you might lose me.
No. HE LAUGHS
# I dare you to
# Take me to you
# Make my dreams come true. #
We're nooking it up. We are nooking.
We are nooking and looking and good-looking.
Looking, looking, looking.
Why is he looking at me? Fuck! SHE SQUEALS
Because you're hot. Cos you're fucking hot.
He is very cheeky, isn't he?
I know. I don't like, I don't like the French.
They're very cheeky.
He's too cheeky, but I'm wondering,
is he cheeky with everybody like that?Yes.
Kind of a shit...
I think he's quite into her, so...
He is. He looks keen.
Yeah, he grabbed her straight away as soon as we cheersed.
You know, Steph's very interested in...
He's French. He's a model.
He lives in Paris. The love city of the world.
Like, you know? Ah!
He's in, like, that next tier above me, so, yeah.
Yeah, you could say I'm just a little bit worried.
You need to, um... be you, who you are, bro.
Yeah, I am.Charismatic. Show her this fucking...
You're wearing the green pants tonight, bro.
Exactly.You're feeling lucky, and you're looking good.
The green of a leprechaun.
You're looking good, feeling good, feel good, bro.
Show her this energy. Show her who you are.That's it.
And, bro, she's a gorgeous girl,
and if you're into her, you're into her, bro...
She's hot. I don't know, just tell her.
"You're gorgeous." Tell her.
And I just said to him... I was honest.
Like, I was a bit flirty in this chat.
Is he your type? I don't know.
Be bold, bro. You've got the bold pants on.
I feel like it's a big move. I'm gonna go...
Go in and say, "Hey, girls. Can I quickly chat to Soph?"Yeah, yeah.
BOYS WHISPER
He's fucking running for her, man. I love that.
Like, his chat is, like, really good for like...
But I think that his rizz is good.
Yeah, I think he knows exactly what to say,
and it was getting me, like, flustered.Yeah.
I think it'd be interesting...
Hey.Um, can I talk to Sophie really quickly here?
Just, like, real quick. All good.
I'll see you in a sec. We'll just, like, sit over there.
Hi. Hi. Sorry.
Are you OK? I'm good, I'm good.
What?
I just wanted to come up here
and, you know, in case I don't get to do this, otherwise...
Yeah?I'd love to... love to give you a nice kiss.
Really? OK.
# Let's take this slow
# I feel like
# I feel like my head is spinning
# Out of control
# This paradise... #
Why are you doing that?
You're acting like it's the last time you're...
No, just in case.
Why? I just thought it would be nice.
All right, I'll go get the girls. What?
Is that what you wanted to do? That's what I wanted to do.
OK. Bye. What the hell?
Thanks. Bye.
# Out of control
# This paradise
# This paradise... #
What the actual fuck?
So...? That was fucking unreal.
Yeah, really?
Yes. Brother!
What happened? What did you do? Talk me through it.
Go, go, go. Tell me.
I was just like, "Hey, sorry, girls.
"Can I just talk to Sophie for one sec?"
And they were like, "Yeah, all good."
They walked out, and I was like, "Hey, like, you look unreal tonight
"and if, you know, if I don't get the chance to do this,
"I'd love to give you a kiss."
I kind of wanna kiss you. And then I went in.
THEY LAUGH
And she went in. Yeah, she's like, "Oh, yes."
And it was a good kiss, too.
You did it! That was hectic.
It's cos you've got the kit on, boy.
Take... Fuck, yeah. I'm proud of you, man.
THEY LAUGH
I think the intention of the kiss was a bit of a stake and claim,
like, you know, and I think it's gonna pay off.
Like, the repercussions from that, I think, might work in my favour.
He just kissed me. Oh, my God.
What the fuck? How was the kiss?
It was good, but it was, like, really...
like, it was like he was really...
Like, he was really passionate, like...
Ooh! And grabbed your face? Ooh! ..and it was very slow.
And I was like, I think he's trying
to claim me right now, and I don't know how to feel.
Or trying to show you what he has to offer.Exactly.
But I don't know if it was too forced or, like, I don't know.
I genuinely have no words, like...
Oh!
What the fuck?
Chemistry, fanny flutters, anything?
I don't know. Cos it was so unexpected.
Like, it was unexpected.
Yeah, and you've got so much in your head as well,
you're so caught off guard. I know.
But you didn't get the ick? I didn't get ick, I don't think.
Yeah, boy. Fuck, that was powerful.
HE LAUGHS He loves it.
She likes that. You doing that is not not you.
Does that make sense? That's me 100%.
That's you, and she liked that. I'm sure she loved it.
So well done, bro.
Proud of you. I'm glad you did that, cos that was needed.
Here we are. You know, two gods.
God and goddess. God and goddess, yeah.
We've got to fuck some shit up tonight.Exactly.
I think I know who my top two are.
Who are? Tell me. So, Zane.
I think it was the best convo I've had all night.
That's good. You had connection. Yeah.
Because sometimes, it takes to you maybe two days, three days
to have a good connection.
No, yeah, my spirit, I have a very strong aura,
and it just felt so comfortable.
And then, obviously, my date with Dylan was really good.
I could tell he's interested as well.
Dylan has gone out of his way, I feel like.
I mean, he's literally shown me the villa.
I'm like, "He's gone out of his way." He's done the bare minimum.
SHE LAUGHS He's shown me the villa.
But he's made me feel energetically comfortable.
Where's your head at? How are you feeling?
Who have you talked to? Give me the run-down.
No, I just try to get to know every single person here
and then make my choice.
You're so sweet and foreign.
It's that, but like, I might talk to Mimi and...
Sophie for now.
It's crazy to have this power in my hand,
but I love it, and I will use it properly.
Silence before storm.
THUNDER CLAP
No, what was that?
I've got a text! Shut up. Are you fucking serious?
HE READS ALOUD:
Zane gets a text and we all have to gather.
I'm like, "What's going on?"
THUNDER CLAP
I got a text. Oh!
HE READS ALOUD:
Oh, my God.
I wouldn't be mad if Steph chose me.
However, I would feel guilt for Dylan.
I'm gonna use my god power tonight
because I can use my god power whenever I want.
I don't like being lonely.
And the girl before I decide to couple up is...
..Sophie.
Hi.
THUNDER CLAP
"Sophie, you are now coupled up with Steph.
"Indigo, you are now single."
No idea what this means for me.
Does it mean I'm going home? Does it mean I have another chance?
I have no idea. Like, this is absolute craziness.
What do I do now? What do I do now?
# Let it all be forgiven... #
NARRATOR: 'Love Island god Steph has done the Frenchest thing ever
'by stealing the partner of another man,
'and his god power means he can do it again anytime.
'Sophie, give me a sign if you're delighted with your new situation.
'Maybe a "whoo-hoo" or something.'
Oh. HE EXHALES
How do you feel? You see, now we are OK. We have space.
Yeah. Calm.
I'm, like, not calm. SHE LAUGHS
There's a lot going on.
My decision is not definitive,
but I think I made the right decision right now.
And I don't regret it. No, good.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
And I'm glad that you did what you wanted to do.
I think that obviously, it's such a short time
getting to know you, but... You're beautiful.
Thank you. You're flirting again. No, I'm not flirting.
I just tell you, when I talk to you, it sounds like music in my ear.
What? Yeah, it sounds like a melody.
My voice is really bad right now, too.
No, it's just like, I just feel like your eyes
are very... like, clear, bright, shiny.
They're blue.
You know I've got a couple of other things going on
at the moment, so obviously, I'm going to...
Like, coupling up, you know, you've done this.
Are you stressed? I am a little bit stressed.
My shoulders are a bit... Relax, relax.
OK.I can be your nurse, I can be your doctor.
You think that nurses massage, don't you?
You know I've got some skills. I know how to do massage properly.
Good. That's a good skill to have.
Yeah, I think tonight is maybe too early. Too fresh.
But maybe tomorrow, I can show you some things.
HE LAUGHS
BOTH:Oh!
You are causing drama,
but you know you can couple up with anyone whenever.I know.
Like, maybe in 20 minutes if you piss me off,
I'm just gonna switch it up. I'm kidding!
I don't know if I'm ready for him to couple up with me yet.
Like, I genuinely...
Like, I already felt like I had Zane on my mind,
and I have Indigo as my couple also on my mind.
I already thought that was enough.
Do you go out much?
No? Mm-mm.
There's stuff to do every single night,
and I get invited to a lot of things, but...
I'm the same. I go out maybe once a month.
Yeah, same. If I go out, it's certified lit,
you know what I mean? Yeah, lit, lit, lit.
Like, that's when I'll show up.
Yeah?Yeah. TEXT ALERT
I got a text! Someone's got a text.
READS ALOUD:
Shut the fuck up!
"Hashtag kiss and don't tell.
"Hashtag what happens in the wardrobe,
"stays in the wardrobe." Oh, shit.
Straight away...
LAUGHS I'm confused!
# Feel it pumping Through your veins... #
Oh, bro!
# Got the power you desire... #
It's going to be fun. It's going to be interesting.
I have no idea what to expect. I'm in this ridiculous outfit.
But I fucking rock it. I look good.
I reckon if we do it quick enough, we could fly.
UPBEAT MUSIC
LAUGHS
NARRATOR: 'If you thought this game was just another excuse
'for a steamy make-out session, well, I've got news for you.
'You're absolutely correct.
'We are what we are.
'In Stairway to Heaven, we've got ping-pong balls,
'cups with names, bigger sparkly ones for our gods, obviously,
'and a private make-out booth.
'Let the jealousy commence.'
I feel like I'll be good at this!
I love me a game.
Shall we kiss some boys?
Whoo!
Let's do this.
All right.
Oh, it's a big one, isn't it?
It's a big one! That's you.
CHEERING
That's crazy.
The whole not knowing what's happening in the closet
is definitely hard.
It's not nice to see someone that you kind of fancy
going in with someone else.
Hello.
LAUGHS
They should play elevator music in there.
Oh, my God.
It is.
LAUGHS That's all you get for now.
It was a warm little box afterwards, I can tell you that much.
CHEERING
A happy man. You look like happy, bro.
Of course he's happy. He was in there with a goddess.
ALL:Oh!
Indigo is so cute.
He was like a cute little kiss. A little... a little tease.
Yes, queen!
CHEERING
Damn. Shut it, Mimi!
Kiss him on the lips!
Tongue too!
It was our first, like, proper kiss without it being rushed.
There was a lot of touching, there was a lot of tongue.
There was a lot of everything. It was a very steamy, good kiss.
Wait, shush, guys. Listen.
No talking.
LAUGHTER
What are you guys doing in there?
That's not my problem.
CHEERING
LAUGHTER
The horns are off!
You gave him a boner!
Hey, sit like this.
It wasn't a stiffy. It wasn't a stiffy.
It just... it woke up, you know? LAUGHS
I love my titties grabbed.
It was a really good kiss.
Well, clearly.
That was a really good kiss with Dylan.
I'm, like, maybe I'm feeling Dylan.
NARRATOR: 'It's time for Steph's first kiss in the villa
'or, as they say in France, le first kiss in the villa.'
Mimi.
CHEERING
This is good. That was good.
What are you going to do?
Kiss. What do you want to do?
I'd say there was a bit of jealousy, of course.
Obviously, I'm in a limbo situation with Mimi.
The kiss with Mimi was so intense, so amazing.
Slowly, and she made some move on me.
This is so weird.
So weird when it's like...
Steph knows what he's doing in there.
LAUGHTER
That is my type of kiss.
It was a hot kiss.
I was a hot mess.
Yes.
That kiss made me feel Steph, but now I'm feeling both of them.
Fuck.
The goddess. Come on, honey boo.
CHEERING
Oh, my goddess.
I'm not good at this.
Isn't this your national sport?
Niko! CHEERING
I mean, I'm a little bummed
that my ball didn't land in Zane's cup.
I haven't even talked to him yet. We haven't even spoken yet.
Yeah, well you're going to have some time now.
You've got 30 seconds.
Oh, my God! Holy shit.
Flex that muscle, big boy. Go! Flex that muscle!
Niko! Niko! Niko! Niko! Niko!
Do not kiss her, do not kiss her, do not kiss her.
Like, please don't kiss her.
It's all right, it's just a game.
We haven't even chatted. No, we haven't.
Now, we have. How are you?
I'm good. I'm very good. Good?
Yeah, I'll leave this all to you.
Shut up.
It's absolutely excruciating not knowing what's going on
behind those closed doors.
If I was only a little fly on the wall.
I'll give you a little smooch. All right.
They're kissing.
I heard him say, I just want to talk.
CHEERING
Yeah, I definitely smelt the jealousy of Hannah.
Niko, you've got lipstick here.
That's really cute if that's what he said.
He's the best kisser, isn't he?
Oh, not even answering.
I felt like a psycho girlfriend, to be honest.
I think I need to rein back the psycho a little bit.
Oh! Who is it?
Hannah. CHEERING
Come on, your chariot awaits.
All right, my love.
So much happened in the wardrobe with Taylor (!) Gosh.
'Oh, fuck.' 'Oh!
'Oh!' 'I said one finger!'
LAUGHTER
It was really truly scandalous in there (!)
LAUGHTER
Wait, suck my toe. Suck my toe. Ready?
LAUGHTER
Oh, no! Fuck yeah!Let's do it.
LAUGHTER
Very, very good.
I couldn't stop laughing. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Get it, god!
Yeah, god.
Oh!
Em. Em!
And that's on break-up.
Speaking to Em prior, she wasn't interested in him.
She's not someone to go and kiss everyone,
she doesn't like that stuff.
So, I didn't expect anything to sort of happen.
Wait, listen.
Can you hear any chat?
The kiss itself was good. He is a good kisser.
But yeah, would I want to do it again?
No.
CHEERING
LAUGHTER
Who's over there? No, I'm joking.
It was actually a really good kiss.
Just a little bit taken back. I was like, "Oh, OK."
LAUGHTER
And then coming out like, "It was a good kiss."
It's like, "Oh, sweet. And it was a good kiss
"and you're gonna to say it out loud in front of me.
That's cool (!)
Whoa.
NARRATOR: 'Sydney, I know you want to kiss Zane,
'but if you could just do the storyline a favour
'and land it in Taylor. Sweet!'
Oh, shit. Taylor.
Oh, shit.
I honestly think that Taylor will kiss Sydney.
Hello. Hello.
How are you? I'm good. How are you?
I know.
I think everybody is just kind of like kissing everybody
and having fun with it.
Of course!
My God, you're so sweet.
You're so sweet.
My God, I didn't expect that.
Yeah, if these boys think they have connections,
they need to calm the fuck down.
Anyone got spare lip balm?
They can explore a little bit, that they can kiss. Like, it's OK.
That's what you're here for.
This isn't 'Marriage Island'. This is Love Island.
You're here to explore connections.
That was fun, guys.
Like, what the fuck is this?
It's not fun, I'll tell you that. We've known each other five days.
They don't get the game, I don't think.
Calm down. That you try.
It's not that serious if you hook up with somebody.
It's not that serious.
It's not that serious if you hook up with somebody.
How old are you? 27, 28?
Yeah.
NARRATOR: 'Steph stole Sophie,
'leaving Indigo in the romantic wilderness.'
I felt like it was pretty tame.
It definitely was.
NARRATOR: 'So, our country boy from far north Queensland
'spread his wings, headed to the big smoke...'
You're a bit of a tease, aren't you?
'..and is now trying to make his way in Sydney.'
You're funny. What are your thoughts?
I mean, obviously, I thought ours was the most fun,
you know, like, I think a lot of people here
are a little scared, you know?
It's definitely refreshing seeing a new face come in and...
Oh, I appreciate that. Yeah.
I have a golden pillowcase, did you see it?
Yeah, I know, I saw it. It's cute. THEY LAUGH
Your bed's a better spot as well.
Whenever... With my bed,
when the door opens for someone to go to the toilet,
it fucking lights it all up. I wake up.
I have an extra sleep mask. Do you want it?
No, I'd prefer to look into your brown eyes.
I'm joking.
THEY LAUGH
No, I'm loving this. Don't joke. I'm loving this. Please.
Finally, someone giving me the attention I deserve.
You deserve the attention, so...
You're sweet.
Can I give you a kiss on the cheek? Sure.
Blessed by the goddess. Blessed by the goddess.
That's the second blessing I've had tonight.
Indigo is making his way up my list.
He is giving me the effort and what I want.
He makes me laugh so much.
You'll have to take me on a date in LA.
Yeah. I'll show you my city.
I'd love to see LA.
Hit all the hotspots and...
Yeah. It sounds fun.
It's fun.
I want to get out of Australia.
Fuck this place. Really?Yeah.
NARRATOR: 'Tourism Australia, we have your new slogan!
' "BLEEP this place!"
'For the record, I think Oz is great.
'Expensive, but great.
'Also, potentially costly, Em's kiss with Steph.'
How was your turn in there?
What went down?
We kissed. Oh, right.
What about yours? Yeah, that's cool.
I don't know. Went in.
She didn't like... She was, like, sort of standing...
I think she was waiting for me to probably like...
Kiss her. ..go in and give her a kiss,
and I did not.
Really? Nope.
I...
As much like I know it's just a game and just a kiss,
but, like, I just want to stick to, like, my morals
and be respectful. I'm like, I have a choice.
Hmm.
It's obviously nice to hear that he didn't kiss her,
but it also just makes me feel a bit shit
that I kissed Steph when I really didn't need to.
The kiss was literally a couple of seconds
and I laughed in his face cos I was so uncomfortable.
That's OK. Yeah, it's happened now,
so we can't sort of cry over spilt milk, but yeah, it's all cool.
But, um, yeah.
OK.
I don't like it.
I guess I did feel like Taylor was judging me a little bit,
but he was also trying to... Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know how I feel.
So, daybed's looking comfy tonight.
Stop it!
I'm going to let that sit with you a bit and I'm going to go get
a drink of water cos I'm thirsty. OK, me too.
We only had a challenge two days ago
where we both kissed other people.
Granted, we were not in a couple, but, yeah...
Yeah, tricky.
It's just a fun game. Like, I just want to be respectful
to my situation and, like, whatever, like, it is what it is.
Sorry about that. Whatever.
I gave her a kiss on the cheek and I was like, "Sorry about that."
Make me look bad. Yeah.
Made me look bad. Mm-hm.
I don't really see myself
with anyone else in here but Niko at the moment,
so why would I, like, waste my time
and hook up with and kiss with other people?
I don't want to make him upset,
I don't want him to think I want that, and I don't want to do that.
You do have an option in this place.
No-one's forcing you to kiss someone.
It's true. It's not by choice.
What do you mean?
How is it not your choice?
It is my choice. She didn't pin you to the wall.
Oh, here we go. All good.
No, let's go chat.
Definitely, Hannah would be a little bit slightly jealous
with the kiss with Sydney.
Like, I would have been if she got with the god.
I mean, I'm the god, but anyway.
Everyone's kissed in there.
I feel it was just a game.
You know what, like, Niko, like, I really...
You can do what you want to do.
Can you just listen to me? I'm listening, I'm listening.
So, I didn't kiss anyone tonight. You kissed her.
OK. You weren't...
Can you let me talk? Yeah.
For arguments sake, just imagine you hadn't kissed anyone tonight
and then I kissed the bomb.
You wouldn't care?Wouldn't care, wouldn't care. Cos it's the game.
Games are happening all the time and they're going to keep happening.
Yeah. And this kiss meant nothing.
It's just... It was literally just the game.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, I know that.
It's not going to change the way I feel towards you.
The wind was going to my cup.
I don't know if you realise.
You just need to love me more and then you'll get it in.
LAUGHS
We're getting pics. Let's go.
We're getting pictures in this amazing outfit?
NARRATOR: 'Research says you're watching a laptop,
'Insta-scrolling on the loo.
'So, to focus, here's a game.
'Spot which couple skips the selfie.'
CHEERING
Do you want us to take a photo of you?Yeah, please.
Give her a kiss.
Do you guys want a photo together?
OK, we're done.
Can you get one with the boys?
Yeah, we're getting over in front of the tree.
Where are my boys at?
# Stay with me tonight... #
Are we done with photos?Is that on my phone? It'd better be.
NARRATOR: 'So, did you spot the couple that didn't take a selfie?
'It was wiser-than-her-21-years Xanthe
'and dumber-than-his-23-years, Zane.
'It feels like something could be on the chopping block.
'Any ideas, Zane?'
My nuts.
Excuse me, Emmaline. Where's my water?
Em? Yeah.
Do you want to have a little chit-chat, darling?Yeah.
I know like I'm looking pretty hot and stuff.Yeah.
LAUGHTER
Sydney, are you getting photos?
I was just going to take a mirror photo.
I'm going to get my bottle and come back out.OK.
Do you want to go to the nook?
The nook? What's that?
Oh, yeah. Let's do that.
I was thinking The Hideaway. The nook? Oh, yeah. Let's do that.
First of all, how's the fit check?
Yeah, good. Should we do one upstairs?
Yeah, and that's on...
Are you OK?
What's wrong? What's wrong, darling?
Hey.
Oh, fuck me. Hey, hey.
Do you want to come upstairs?
Come with us, come with us.
Come with us. It's OK.
That's OK. Hey, hey.
No, no, no.
CRYING
No, she's all right.
CRIES
I'm such an idiot.
Why?
Do you want to go sit on the couch for a sec?
Come in here, babe. Come on, it's OK.
It's OK.
Hey.
It's OK, it's OK.
I just feel stupid. Like...
For what?
Why do you feel stupid? What's wrong?
Zane doesn't even ask me for a photo.
He doesn't even pull me for a chat.
He just goes straight to fucking Sydney.
I was upset a little bit after the challenge
because Zane didn't really pay attention to me
and I kind of just walked off on my own,
like, wanting him to follow me or come after me, and he didn't.
Yeah. I brought the sickest sweater here.
Sweater? Yeah.
What is it? It's...
LAUGHS How big is it?
It's like a big sweater.
I'll wear it. Would I fit it? You want me to show it to you? Yeah.
It was just a lot.
Like, I don't know, I feel like things had kind of been ticking
all day and that just did it for me.
What just happened then? What do you mean?
Why did Xanthe go up crying?
Did she?
Xanthe just walked upstairs balling her eyes out.
No way. Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Oh, God.
Did you not see that?
No. Just there?Just, like...
Is it me or did she trip?
NARRATOR: 'It's you, you flog!'
Do I go up or do I leave it?
I suck at dealing with crying girls.
I'm good for like a shoulder pat
but, like, trying to talk to them, I'm just like,
"What do I say to her?"
OK. Well, I'm going to leave it for now.
I get that.
I know, I get that. It's OK.
# I see us in everything I do
# I'm going mad... #
It really doesn't feel like it sometimes.
Zane is someone, he's just, you know what? I love him.
Yeah. He's not really, like,
open with his emotions, he's a blokey bloke.
He just doesn't think about that stuff.
No. But don't take to heart.
It's like all these things that's just building up.
What's going on? What's wrong?
Oh, I don't know. Apparently, Xanthe ran upstairs crying.
All right, I'm on it.
I decided not to go see Xanthe
just because I didn't know how fresh she was
and I didn't know what it was about.
I think it could be about me,
only cos she's seen me talking to Sydney.
I didn't know if that was the reason.
What's wrong, sweetheart?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I heard you were crying, I went all the way up here.
I was like, "Where the fuck is this girl?"
Who said I'm crying?
It's OK.
Fuck! It's all right.
That's so embarrassing. It's not embarrassing.
Just because you're crying and you... No.
He's gonna be like, "She's such a baby."
You have emotions.
These are normal emotions to have, Xanthe.
They are.
# I see us in everything I do
# I'm going mad... #
Like, I didn't want him to know I was crying
cos now I look psychotic.
You don't look psychotic. Babe.
Cos I'm crying in a devil outfit.
LAUGHS
# Just waiting for the night... #
NARRATOR: 'Poem time.
'Like this neon sign, Xanthe's heart's out of focus.
'Is Zane really magic or just hocus-pocus?
'Will he be her true heart-throb or is he just an oblivious flog?'
What's wrong. You all right?
What's wrong?
Sorry, you're going to have to try to take me serious in this.
CHUCKLES
You all right?
I just feel kinda silly.
Why?
It doesn't feel nice, like,
obviously, we all, like, dressed up, whatever,
we all walked down with everyone else in their couples,
like, "You look nice, you look nice." But...
I complimented you,
I complimented everyone walking out though, so, sorry.
And then obviously, you were talking to...
Sydney? Sydney.
It was just a friendly chat.
I'm sorry.
You'll be right.
I'm not asking for a lot.
I'm just asking for acknowledgement.
Fuck.
It sounds so stupid.
Being in here, obviously, it tells me how far behind I am
and I'm learning it now,
and I'm dealing with it,
and I'm growing, and I'm... I will be better.
NARRATOR: 'I take it back.
'He's not an oblivious flog.
'He's a self-aware flog.
'Respect.
'After coupling up with Sophie,
'Steph does the Frenchest thing ever and pulls another girl for a chat.
'Or as they say in France, le chat.'
Like, tell me.
What?
How goes? What's your feeling about a date?
What's your first impression about me?
How do you feel?
My first impressions of you is that you're very charming.
You are very attractive,
like, you're definitely my type, I guess, on paper.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
"So, thank you." Yeah, thank you.
No, yeah. Because...
I think you have amazing energy,
I just really like how we're very similar vibes.
I really like that you just don't really care what people think of you
which is very like me. Yeah.
And it seems like you're quite dominant, like, which I like.
Yeah, I'm very dominant.
But I'm completely agree with you.
I'm sorry, I cannot take you seriously
with sparkles on your face. Yeah, OK.
You want me to take it off?
Yes, please. I'll take it off.
I'm sorry. I was trying to keep a serious face.
What about right now? No, that's better. Yeah.
Because I just... I couldn't.
How did your chat with other girls go?
Um, just not the same.
Well, now you're recoupled. We didn't talk.
Yeah, my decision is not definitive, you know?
OK. Yeah.
So, right now, I can make a decision if I want.
It's true. You can do it any time.
What do you think?
I think you should spice up the fucking villa.
It's been a bit boring, don't say so myself.
It's been a bit boring. You want me to...?
Yeah, spice it up a little bit. Why not?Like, with you?
Oh, up to you. That's your decision.
Man's can couple up with anybody at any time
and if he wants to sleep in a bed with me tonight...
..it's definitely not an offer that I would turn down.
Should I do something to show you...
Both of you should. ..my attention.
Do what you please.
But like... Why wouldn't you?
If I was you, I would.
I'd be changing my partner every ten minutes just for the fun.
She make me understand every boys in the villa
are just boys and I'm a man, so I know what I'm supposed to do.
THUNDER CLAP
Oh, my God. I got a text, I got a text!
Whoo!
Shit. OK. Where is everyone?
Let's get everybody.
Let's go to the kitchen.
I got a text!
Ready?
"All Islanders to the pool deck lounge."
Yew!
Shit.
I think it's time for me to recouple.
That's what I think.
THUNDER CLAP
READS ALOUD:
Oh, my God. Oh, my days.
All right, I'm gone.
# Dancing with the devil... #
So, I've decided to use my goddess power.
My power is being able to recouple whenever I want.
I want to couple up with this boy
because I feel like our chat was very surprising.
It felt very organic
and I found myself laughing a lot of the time,
which was a nice surprise.
And I definitely want to get to know him more.
So, the boy that I want to couple up with is...
..Zane.
Just breathe, just breathe.
CRIES You're right.
I decided to use my god power
tonight with these girls
because we just had a new conversation, a new chat,
and I feel like we have a deep conversation
and that's why I want to make this choice.
The girl with who I want to couple up with tonight is...
..Mimi.
# Who am I going to be When you set me free... #
It's not a nice feeling being left single.
Tonight has made me realise
that I have been dragging my feet a little bit
and taking it for granted
that Mimi's always there for me to get to know.
Like, that's not the case.
So, yeah, this put a big reality check in for me, for sure.
THUNDER CLAP
I got a text.
READS ALOUD:
THUNDER CLAP
I got a text.
READS ALOUD:
# Stay
# I want you in my life
# I need it, babe
# I'm breaking down inside But that's OK
# We fight these battles On our own... #
CRIES
You all right?
At this point in time, Sydney is not my friend.
# Do you still care or... #
So, the bad news is Sydney and Steph are wielding their power
and it's breaking hearts and causing havoc.
But the good news is there's another bombshell coming.
NARRATOR: 'Our super fans have chosen and they've chosen sexy!'
What's up, I'm Tommy.
I'm from the Gold Coast.
I'm 24 and I'm a sparky,
so when I get in there,
there's going to be a couple of live wires.
My best features are probably the mullet,
especially when it flaps in the wind,
and then maybe my mo as well.
# I've been flexing... #
The chick I'd probably normally go for
has to have a bit of sense of humour,
good laugh, maybe have some of the traits that...
What's that chick on Futurama?
You know that chick with purple hair?
I like her.
It might be a weird fetish, I dunno,
but she's just curvy, got those long eyelashes.
# I've been flexing... #
I'm known on TikTok for eating eggs, raw eggs.
SMOOTH MUSIC
# I'm in the love business... #
MUSIC STOPS
MUSIC RESTARTS # I'm into love... #
That's actually all right.
Watch out, fellas, I'm coming in hot.
I've got uno and dos,
and I've got two dozen eggs, so what happens, happens, baby.
You know how it is.
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