# This is unmissable I'm the invincible
# We're on the verge of something
# You can't miss this. #
NARRATOR: 'Previously on Love Island, Australia...'
The gods can couple up with whoever they want,
whenever they want.
'..when Steph and Sydney flexed their godly powers...'
The boy that I want to couple up with is Zane.
The girl who I want to couple up with is Mimi.
'..the heavens erupted.'
Just breathe.
Tonight has made me realise
I have been dragging my feet a little bit.
A big reality check, for sure.
NARRATOR: 'I'm right behind you, my Irish king.
'But get your bloody act together, come on!
'Tonight...'
SOBBING '..tears...'
I just feel mine and Xanthe's feelings aren't mutual.
'..tension...'
You're not giving me what I want and need.
I don't want to be crying over boys either,
because they don't deserve my tears.
'..and...'
Watch out, fellows, I'm coming in hot.
What happens, happens, baby. You know how it is.
'..Tommy!'
Oh, my God. Oh, God. Hi.
He's so unique.
Like there's definitely only one Tommy in this world.
I feel like I'm getting a true taste of Australia.
What are you looking for in a girl?
Just anything, really.
They all caught the eye.
INXS, baby. We're on.
NARRATOR: 'With goddess Sydney stealing Zane,
'Xanthe's very upset because, much like Islander Sophie,
'or the first letter of her name,
'she's now just Zane's ex.'
SOBBING
OK? I had to do it.
Sophie had to do it.
You have to do things. I feel bad.
I don't want to break them up.
He might be annoying to sleep next to,
and you might change in the morning.Yeah, exactly.
Don't let it get to you.
SOBBING CONTINUES
# I feel like I'm drowning in the ocean. #
The last thing I want, though, is, like,
for someone to not want to sleep with me.
Like, if he doesn't want to be... Oh.
OK, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Like, I'd rather sleep by myself.
Yeah, I get that, I get that.
It's all right.
SOBBING
Fucking shit.
Xanthe, baby...
SOBBING CONTINUES
It's all part of the process. I feel bad, I wouldn't have done it.
Don't feel bad. That's OK.
I didn't want to break you guys up.
It's OK, you had to do what you had to do for yourself.
You didn't fly half the way across the world
to be reserved and not go after what you wanted.
Yep. It's just really hard.
The fact that Sydney was crying as well obviously goes to show
that she has a big heart too, which is great to see.
It's not like she's just come in and she's looking to stir things up.
Like, she obviously, she's looking to make an impact,
but she's not doing it out of... like, in a negative way.
SOBBING
Like, it's been four days?
I haven't, like, gotten that deep yet.
That's what I've just found out tonight.
But yeah, I just... I obviously...
That's what you just found out tonight.
There's no denying she really likes you.Yeah.
Erm, that's for sure.
But it was like, she likes me, but, like, not on that level.Yeah.
Might make Zane realise what he's missing.
Do you know what I mean?
He might start grafting you really hard now
after this and, you know, show you that he really cares.
I think it was a good conversation. Yeah.
I don't know where my head is at at all.
I respect Sydney's decision.
I'm happy to get to know her, but I feel bad for Xanthe.
You just need a cuddle.
That's all.
You should just, like, sob.
Like, just sob it out. Like, that's what helps me.
I was like, just cry it all out.
Just get it all out.
And it helps.
I love you. I love you.
It's gonna be hard tonight.
Obviously, I'm going to be in a bed alone,
and then I'm going to have to literally be
sleeping in the same room and seeing, erm,
Zane and Sydney share a bed.
It won't be nice.
You must be feeling a little bit fun and happy.
Are you happy to get in bed with him?
I am excited to have a chat with him.Yeah.
Sorry, guys... Interesting.
..you get in trouble tonight. That was very, very...
I just have a, like, deep connection right there with Mimi.
That's what we're here for, man. More deeply, like...
That's the whole point of it, you know?
Tonight has made me realise you can't have these certain boundaries
because you feel scared or, you know,
afraid of letting someone in.
So right now, all I can do is let Mimi
do what she wants to do, and then tomorrow,
I just got a remind her of what we have or what we could have.
Look at us all just standing in fucking silver shiny undies, bro,
in a circle.
Everyone touch each other's arse and stand still.
THEY LAUGH
What is going on? Oh, sorry.
All good guys. You enjoy. LAUGHTER
It's giving masculinity.
LAUGHTER Men.
NARRATOR: 'Boys touching bums, moon, it's been a rough day.
'To cope, some Islanders hug and cry.
'Some shower, some wash their pits.
'You get the idea.'
# Tease me, please me
# Riches on my TV
# Believe me, I want to Live my life like this. #
You have not done anything wrong.
I think she's getting too upset.
She's upset cos she's already attached to him.
Mm, I can see that. Yeah.
IMITATES SOBBING
I feel for her though, because I was her.
She's 21, I was 22 when I did it the first time.
And like, I really liked the guy.
# I'm not perfect
# So can I be perfect like them? #
Are you obsessed?
I think I'm in love with you. Are you?
# They're coming out tonight. #
Watching Mimi get into bed with Steph...
# No time for jealousy... #
..I think I might just close both my eyes.
Talk to me tomorrow, yeah? Hm?
Talk to me tomorrow.
Night, night. I'm not scary.
"I swear."
I think Dylan kind of needs this nudge for him to realise
someone can take me at any time.
So if he wants me,
like, he needs to do things to show me that.
# Someone clean up the mess... #
# But I'd rather cry in a mansion And someone clean up... #
Good night, everybody. Night.
Fucking hell.
If I just stole someone's man,
I'm not rocking fucking sexy pyjamas to bed with him.
If he cuddles her, I'm never talking to him again.
# Believe me I wanna live my life like this... #
We both have perfect tits.
Are you disappointed?
# They're coming out tonight... #
Me and Mimi would be a good couple.
Like, I mean, look at her. Look at me.
Perfect match.
# I wanna be perfect like them... #
Are you sad that he recoupled?
No.
Do you actually snore? Huh?
Do you actually snore? No.
Good luck with that.
# They're coming out tonight... #
OK, night, everyone. I love you all.
ALL: Good night.
# It's perfect... #
SNORING
# No time for jealousy
# Come taste the recipe... # SNORING
# It's perfect
# You wanna be perfect like them
# Don't gotta try
# It's all perfect
# You wanna be perfect like them
# Waistcoat, suit and tie
# Fast cars coming right... #
SNORING
# You wanna be perfect like them. #
SHE LAUGHS Shh.
Turn on the light.
SNORING
NARRATOR: 'Vibes, vibes. Lots of vibes.
'Look at this bird, how it flies.
'Here's a boat sailing on the ocean.
'Here's a drone, it's giving motion.
'Here's the villa, there's been no sleep.
'All they want, to cry and weep.
'Zane, he snored all bloody night.
'Which means their sleep was really shite.'
Good morning, everyone.
ALL:Good morning. Bonjour, der mond.
I woke up alone this morning, which felt weird. It wasn't nice.
Erm, yeah, don't recommend.
There wasn't much acknowledgement from Zane.
I would have liked just anything, like literally anything.
A hug would have been nice, but he never did, so...
So the Frenchman and Irishman are in competition for Mimi.
The French is in the lead at the moment, though, isn't he?
So, if I want to go to that next step and, like, secure it,
then I really need to step up today.
Good morning, Villa.
NARRATOR: 'Steph starts the day in the friendliest way ever...'
SQUAWK '..by assaulting a flamingo.
' "You stupid piece of BLEEP!" '
Ah, stop it.
Did you have a kiss in bed last night?
Maybe. SHE SQUEALS
# I might - mine I might - mine
# I might let you be mine I might let you be mine
# I might - mine I might - mine
# I might let you be mine
# Let you be mine. #
NARRATOR: 'Last night, Xanthe struggled with the Zane sitch,
'and laid her feelings right out on the table.
'Hannah is less good at laying things out on tables.'
So, talk to me.
How was your sleep last night?
It's so shit sleeping alone here.
Like, it just feels fucking weird. I can imagine.
It's just like you're not meant to, you know, be single.
DISTANT CHATTER
I can hear, like, the eggs cooking or something.
ALARM SOUNDS
Hey, you.
Do not disturb does not exist here.
I'm gonna go make some coffee. OK, love.
You right? Morning, Soph.
If he doesn't make me a tea, I'm done.
Like actually done.
How did you sleep? I slept fine.
I'm definitely going to be having some chats today.
I'm honestly already fucking over the situation.
Like, Xanthe, take him.
You can have him back. Mm.
So, I woke up this morning, I could just...
I feel energy so much
and I just felt immediately my aura went up, my shield,
and I was just like, "Oop."
And I'm like, "What am I doing?"
Like, no offence, but in the outside world, I don't,
I don't know, like if that would even work, so...
And, like, since when do we, like...?
It's weird to chase guys, right?
I'm not chasing a guy. Take them, and go run back.
I don't care.
That is good, I love a nice cold banana.
But I had to make a decision. Clearly, I made not a good one.Mm.
Oh, try that.
Is it hot or cold?
It's hot. OK.Thanks.
Zane eventually did make me a tea.
So that's one tiny brownie point that he got this morning,
but it's still not much.
No! Indi!
Oh, man.
NARRATOR: 'After Steph completes a long, satisfying wee in the pool,
'he attempts a deep dive with Mimi.'
Do you believe in love today?
I believe in love because it's all I've grown up around.
My parents, my brothers.
Yeah. And I have very strong, like, platonic love.
Do you know what I mean?
Like my friends, they look after me, you know?
Love from family and real love from your partner
is completely different.
But I've never had a real love from a partner, so I don't know.
So, yeah.
Do you think you're ready today to fall in love with someone or not?
I'm definitely scared to fall in love.
You know, that's a problem. Because you're not...
You're never going to let anyone come in your life. Which is scary.
That's true.
I've never had anybody tell me that before.
Especially not a man.
So I'm trying to digest and process that for myself,
for sure, because I do want to allow myself to be loved.
But I'm just like, "Why?
"Why do I push people away?"
I know what I can give you, you know?
But if you don't show me just...
at least just one sign you interest about me,
like just small things.
Like, how do you feel?
You want me to talk or something like that?Yeah.
I will just move on.
I feel like she... she's scared to...
She don't open her heart, like, to me.
So I will try to figure it out.
I will try to make her feel better and make her feel secure.
If you don't like me, maybe someone is going to like you.
I do, I do like you.
But I like both you and Dylan.
And I've never liked two guys at the same time,
so I don't really know how to, like, deal with that.
So you like Dylan and me at the same...?
I don't know. I haven't figured that out yet.
Oh, my God.
That touched my ego.
I'm a man. Oh, my God.
But I try to don't show her I get mad.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm like, I've had more time to get to know Dylan,
so there's that. That's a massive one.
But I'm like, everything that I wanted Dylan to kind of be,
you've done right off the bat.
So, there's no question. No.
No, but I don't feel the same like chemistry I don't think, with you.
OK. Yeah.
And that's me being honest.
I have Steph, he's treating me exactly how I want,
telling me the things that I've always wanted someone to say to me.
And then, physically, I'm more attracted to Dylan,
but he is not giving me what I want
and what I need in a relationship.
Like, I don't want that type of energy
where you just sit back and watch, and wait for things to happen.
NARRATOR: 'Again, I state for the record,
'I show no favouritism towards perfect Irish man Dillon
'in his battle for Mimi's heart
'with le cheesy Frenchman.
'Show her what you're made of, you dynamic dreamboat!'
So... Where's your head at?
Where's my head at? What are you thinking?
I don't know.
OK, and why is it taking you this long to talk to me today?
And why do you walk past me like I'm invisible?
Yeah.
Erm, I don't know.
I think I needed... I don't know.
You needed another man to come in?No, I didn't.
To push you? Well, that's what happened.
If you look it, that's what happened, but that's not it.
Yeah, it just puts questions in my mind.
It's like, are you just doing this because you're single
and you might get dumped?
I told Steph and I was like, "I'm more attracted to you,
"but you're not giving me..." I know.
"..what I want and need." Mm-hm.
He's giving me what I want and need,
but I'm not attracted to him.
But that attraction can grow. Mm-hm.
But you could not change. Mm-hm.
That's where my head's at.
Well, I'm willing to change, and I want to change.
I've heard that before. I do.
And I want you to. But I don't want...
Like, if that's not you, then like...
That's what I was telling the boys, it is. It's just this...
What the fuck are you doing?
Because now I've already coupled with somebody else.
And then you've got regrets.
Well, then...
# Don't you lead me on
# No, cos I don't want to Waste my time... #
NARRATOR: 'Sacre bleu!'
# Don't you lead me on
# No, cos I don't want to Waste my time
# Don't fool me
# Tell me to move on... #
I have been holding back.
And, like, when I was in bed last night, it really hit me.
And I was like, "Fuck."
Like, why? I don't know.
I was pussyfooting around and acting like a boy, to be fair.
Physical touch and everything is what, like, opens me up.
I want to hold you. I want to be touching you.
I want to be chatting to you. I want to be all over you.
So it's taken him seeing me with another man
to actually make a move on me. It's confusing.
And I don't like feeling confused
because I'm pretty sure love isn't meant to be confusing.
You are the girl that I like the most in here.
And I want to chase that.
'I guess that's the thing for me.
'It's like, who makes me feel less confused?'
SHE SIGHS Just... Ugh.
I don't like feeling this way.
# Don't you lead me on... #
I don't want to be crying over boys either,
because they don't deserve my tears, basically.
My mascara is too expensive.
# I don't want to be the one. #
NARRATOR: 'After some spirited saliva swapping in bed...'
We look hot together, babe, I have to say.
'Indi!
'..Indigo's considering promoting everyone's second favourite Sophie,
'up to the top spot of first favourite Sophie.
'His obviously, not ours.
'Monk for life.'
How's your day been? How are you feeling...?
Yeah, good. ..about everything?
Like I'm quite interested in, like, how you feel
and your chats with Sydney. Yeah, yeah.
So, she's like an awesome girl and, you know, she's fun,
she's bubbly, she's easy to kind of connect to.
But, you know, I definitely do feel like more...
there's more between us. Yeah, OK.
Erm, and...
I think that you and I,
we are getting along like a house on fire.
I know, it's almost scary. Yeah.
Sophie is my number one at the moment,
but I've got a nice connection with Sydney as well,
so I'm still exploring that.
Erm, and how are you feeling about like,
the whole obviously you've got history with Zane?Yeah.
How do you feel about that?
Is there any kind of interest in...?
Yeah, I'll be honest with you about this as well.Yeah.
It's almost like he's like a bit of a storm cloud over my head.
Like, whether it's a possibility or not,
I just need to know so I can either close the chapter or, like...
Yeah, yeah.
..maybe try and pursue something if there is something there.Yeah.
So I think that I will be having a chat with him today.
Yeah, and I think for us to kind of move any further
that does need to happen. Yeah.
Just rip off the band aid. Yeah, I know, I know.
If Sophie is more inclined on Zane,
I'd rather know now than down the track.
So I think it's important for her to get that chat out of the way.
Righto, Soph, let's go for a yarn.
Do you want to go in there? Yes.
Oh.
Now I just want to know where your head's at.
Because like, obviously we have had, like, that small piece of history.
Yeah, well, obviously, Erm, I think we do...
should get to know each other. Mm.
Erm, just to see if there is anything there.Yeah.Erm...
But I just don't want to put pressure on the both of us
to have to get to know each other just because of what happened.
Yeah.
One of the main reasons why I'm so into him
is probably because he's not 100% into me, and like,
that is like one major thing that I'm trying to work on,
but I just can't help,
That I just, like, really am attracted to people
who aren't attracted to me.
But, like, if I'm not pulling you for chats
or like getting to know you, I feel like you won't.
Like, if I'm not getting anything back, like,
I'll just assume that you're probably not really interested.
Yeah, no, I get that. Yeah.
I'd be the same. Yeah.
I think that's actually probably my biggest red flag
is the fact that, like, I'll literally go for the guy
that hates me the most.
I'm like, "I need to prove you wrong.
"You will love me."
I feel I still don't know where your head's at,
but like, I guess maybe you don't either.
I don't know where my head's at either.
Obviously, like, I have you to get to know,
Xanthe to get to know,
and then there's Sydney.
Erm, yeah. No, I...
I don't know where my head is at to be fair.
Perfect (!)
Erm, but... we'll just keep talking, obviously.Yeah.
'Oh, my God.'
I'd like to think that I got a lot out of that conversation,
but I feel like I've left it a little bit more confused.
All right, well, just chilling then.
All right, cool.
You fucking idiot.
Pleasure doing business with you.
Not the handshake.
SHE LAUGHS
# Baby
# I underestimated... #
NARRATOR: 'Well, I'm glad Zane cleared that up in a very clear way.
'Clearly.
'Now, Indigo makes the commute to Sydney
'to see if Sydney harbours deep feelings.'
How do you feel? A little bit scrambled.
Yeah. I could imagine.
A little bit all over the shop. Yeah.
Erm, yeah, I had a chat...
good chat to Sophie. Mm-hm.
Erm, we're both pretty... pretty keen on each other.OK.
Erm, but I do...
I did also say that I'm wanting to get to know you, as well.
You're both amazing in your own ways.Mm-hm.
And I'm attracted to different qualities in both of you, for sure.
Erm, but she definitely is, erm, like...
number one at the moment, I guess. Yeah.
Erm, if... Yeah, I don't know for sure.For sure.Yeah.
Yeah, how are you feeling? I mean, I'm fine.
Erm... It's a weird...
Puts me in a difficult situation, too, because...I know.
..I don't want to be a second choice.
No, I understand that, erm...
I mean, I always have the decision of picking no-one.
Yeah.
I want to feel wanted.
Yeah, for sure. I am a goddess.
Like, I am not a bombshell. I'm a goddess.
So, I just, like...
I'm not going to take any shit.
# I'm famous
# Did you see me on TV?
# The cars, the rides, the lights
# Pretty things... #
Yeah, I got sunburn from wearing a hat.
What's happening with you? LAUGHTER
I do know one thing, I'm gonna look hot as fuck.
Yeah, you are.
RAPS: We're in Spain in vanilla We're trying to keep it sweet
We don't want to be vanilla.
RAPS:We're looking really killer
Tonight's gonna bring some hectic fucking...
NARRATOR: 'Nailed it (!)
'Every morning and evening on Love Island
'starts the same way - with some light screaming,
'pursed pouting, followed by toast.'
I just wanted to do a cheers to our beautiful two bombshells,
and I think we all need to remember -
leave with no regrets.
We don't have much time, so crack on.
Cheers. ALL:Cheers!
# Baby, you are chosen now
# Might put a hole in the ground
# Cos I can see you hold it down
# Ride with it
# Follow your beat Ready to bop with it
# We can take it Bring tonight with it
# Get low, bass level Non-stop with it
# Baby, I'm in love with that
# No rush, take it slow with that
# No holding back Get ready to roll with that... #
NARRATOR: 'Zane approaches love goddess and new partner Sydney,
'discreetly applying a pillow shield to ward against the seductive,
'sexy power of the Red Queen.'
Erm, I just thought I'd talk to you. Yeah.
Because, erm, I feel like I don't think we'd work
as much on the outside,
so I just want to be straight up with you.
I know. Yeah.
Yeah, if it wasn't obvious, we haven't spoken all day.
I know. And I feel the exact same way.
I figured I would have to talk to you at some point,
I guess, but...
'I had to put Zane in his place.'
There's no need for you to try to end this.
It's been done. Like, just save your breath.
How are you in Xanthe? Not too bad.
Do you like her?
Yeah, a little bit.
A little bit.
Bro, no way.
You just said "a little bit" after she was fully, like...
IMITATES SOBBING ..over you last night.
Yesterday I found it... obviously she was very emotional,
and that made me see how different the levels are
of like feelings towards each other is.Yeah.
So, like, it wasn't the best thing to see, but, erm, yeah.
I just feel mine and Xanthe's feelings
aren't mutual just yet.
She's young, and I think she's fallen really hard,
and I don't think I'm just there yet.
I'm gonna go get my water. Oh, shit.
I love the shape of your hair
and how it, like, complements your...
You haven't seen me with...
OK, I'm just telling you what I'm seeing right now.
You literally haven't seen me with...
I'm just telling you my thoughts on you right now.
PHONE SOUNDS, GASPS
Guys. I got a text!
All right, gang.
"All Islanders to the pool deck lounge."
SHRIEK Oh.
No freaking way.
My heart just dropped to my feet.
These Gods have so much power and I can feel it.
PHONE SOUNDS
I got a text.
READS ALOUD:
# I'm getting stronger... #
I've had so many lovely chats...
and I can't wait to have so many more.
But at this moment in time...
..I would be doing myself a disservice
if I stayed in the couple that I'm in...
..or if I coupled up with any of you guys right now.
So this goddess has declared herself single...
until further notice.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Piss off my throne.
LAUGHTER
Sydney, you are a fucking icon.
You are a bad arse.
I am obsessed with you.
Your speech was insane.
You killed it, and you were true to yourself.
It was honestly iconic.
PHONE SOUNDS
Got a text.
HE CLEARS THROAT
READS ALOUD:
# We read the words together
# Maybe the pages were torn... #
I'm back in a couple with Zane.
It's very nice to have my man back, yeah.
# It feels like there's only now
# It feels like there's only now. #
Yes!
NARRATOR: 'Breaking news, until further notice,
'Sydney has been declared a hostile environment for all males.
'Our goddess Sydney, obviously -
'not the city, that's still safe.
'Expensive, but safe.'
No, everyone was asking me all night,
"Do you know what you'll do?"
And I was like, "Yeah, I know exactly what I'm gonna do."
Yeah.I'ma be single. No-one deserves to share the throne.
Yeah. Absolutely not.
Nobody's worthy. TEXT ALERT
No fucking way. No way!
I've got a text!
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Oh.
What? Is there a boy?
READS ALOUD:
NARRATOR: 'You heard it. The Hideaway is open for business.
'Normally at this point each season,
'we joke about the Hideaway looking like a cheap adult film set.
'But this year, I simply must admit,
'it looks like a solid, mid-budget adult film set.'
CHANTING:Oi, oi, oi! So good.
Whoo! Have you shaved your balls?
Everything's shaved. Everything's shaved.
CHEERING
Wait, are you gonna fuck?
SHRIEKS
I have this. Yummy. Yes, hot.
# I'm going to the Hideaway
# I'm going to the Hideaway. #
If you don't suck those toes...
I wanna be watching it back,
I wanna see Nutella on her toes.
Oh, like strawberry in between. Like...
I'm gonna put one of each - ham, cheese, strawberry.
Just like, "Ah!"
The toes, guys. In between.
ALL CHATTER I'm ready!
The girls literally, like, were flexing the toes
in the dressing room and moisturising them.
Niko! Niko!
We're getting them ready.
Toes are ready. Toes have been flexed.
Hannah's gonna come out,
you know when you've been in the pool for too long?
Her toes are all gonna be all, like, wrinkly
cos they've just been in his mouth all night.Yeah, like that.
I have gone with the silk shorts and...
..watermelon Crocs.
I've brought my A game to this.
Come here.Quick, quick, quick. Get your, like... Get you here.
# When I gaze in your eyes now
# It was love At first sight now... #
CHEERING
One condition.
You have to take those Crocs off. Nah, they're staying on.
CHEERING
ALL CHANTING:Hideaway, hideaway!
CHANTING CONTINUES
NARRATOR: 'The Hideaway allows couples
'to share genuinely private time.
'Just them, the fixed cameras, the rotating cameras
'and the motion-triggered night-vision cameras.
'Say cheese.'
Cheese! I love cheese.
Oh, this is so cute. Oh, my gosh! And there's Champagne!
I wanna pop it and squirt it everywhere.
You look really hot.
Did you do push ups? CORK POPS
Not at all.
Come sit. Ah!
Cheers. Cheers.
Yum.
What do you wanna talk about? What do you wanna do?
I reckon we get into the food, as well.
Yeah, you wanna get into the food?
This is kind of our first date, though.
It is, it's actually cute. It's really cute.
How could you see us working on the outside world?
Well... sorry.
Could you see us...?
Shouldn't have given me the cheese, I'm just gonna eat.
THEY CHUCKLE
You can tell me how you see it on the outside.Yep.
For me, in the business that I run, it'd be good to, like,
pretty much stay in Sydney, in that region.Yeah. Mm.
But for you, you know, being in Melbourne,
I think like you obviously are open to moving up, as well.
Mm. So, would you come visit me?
I got to Melbourne all the time. Yeah?
So for me to go to Melbourne, it's an hour flight.
Yeah, exactly. It's a nine-hour drive.
Like, I'm so happy to do that.
So I'm really happy I ended up with you.
Mm. Mm.
I'm glad you picked me. Yeah.
Back in my goddess bed.
Yeah, you saw it, I threw it on the ground.
It was all in good spirit. Did you chuck his pillow off?
Yeah.
Guys, are we missing Hannah and Niko?
I'm missing them.
# Thoughts playing tricks on me Dream or reality...? #
Oh, feed me a grape out of your toe.
Erm, let me see if I can grab it.
Do I even look sexy in this position?
I feel like I don't. Ready, ready?
Not the whole thing. Ready? Let me cover it.
There we go.
LAUGHTER
Wait. What else could I get you?
Erm... I'll get you...
No, I want... I want a strawberry. No, you got blueberries.
Oh, my God.
Can I get a foot massage?
NARRATOR: 'Look, we knew it was coming,
'and on the naughty scale, it's not bad.
'And yet, I need to be washed with toe-ly water.
'Holy water. Holy.'
Well, that actually feels really good.
I'm good. You are good at this.
Practice... Makes perfect.
Oh. SHE CHUCKLES
# What have you done to me...? #
Night, everyone.
Night! Love you.
# I got lost once or twice
# My mind's playing tricks on me
# Dream or reality...? #
HANNAH:Relax, cowboy.
I didn't do anything. GIGGLING:You just freaky.
NARRATOR: 'Aw, that's sweet.
'I'm just glad Niko and Hannah are happy.
MUSIC SLOWS
'They're happy, right? Guys, come on.'
MUSIC REWINDS 'Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!'
Oh, I've got a really good question.
Yeah? Go. Would you have a buck's party?
Yeah. Really?Yeah.
Mm. Would you have a hen's?
Nah. Why?
It's wrong. Why's it wrong?
Like, I don't want a male stripper.
That's... Why? What?
Everyone in their impression that every buck's and hen's
needs to be, like, loose as fuck...
Yeah, but, like, that's... That's not... The implications,
and everyone's, like, mentality of it is so wrong.
So you're gonna sit there and have a tea party with your mates?
No, I was like, if you don't trust your husband enough,
then why are you marrying him?
If you can't trust your husband at a buck's party,
you should not be getting married to him.
Full stop. Period.
If my husband needs to have a buck's party
and needs to celebrate our love with another naked woman...
It's not celebrating.
..then he shouldn't be marrying me anyway.
Nah, I don't like that concept. No, no, no.
I'm so against that.
Because at the end of the day, you're celebrating...
So what? You wanna be like, "OK, I'm getting married.
"This is my last chance to be single"?
No, that's not what a buck's party is.
So what's the difference right now, right?
If you said, "Oh, we're married,"
and you said to me, "Oh, we're engaged or whatever,"
and you're like, "Oh, yeah,
"we're going two weeks to Vegas with my friends..."
# We've been through the highs And the lows... #
"..to just... we're just gonna go party.
"We're gonna like a hen's, blah, blah, blah."
# Let's just say we've been Through it all, I know... #
So you'd let me go to Vegas for my hen's?
What's wrong with that? To go party?
# Oh... #
I'm not "controllive". Mm.
I'm not controllive at all.
# Where did All the feelings go...? #
And think of it, I've been cheated on,
I don't have trust issues like that.
Yeah.
It's not the place or the venue or the people around,
because at the end of the day, there's girls and boys everywhere.
You can end up finding a girl at a cafe.
It doesn't have to...
A location and a place and a time has nothing to do with...
Yeah, but, like, at a cafe,
there's not a fucking naked girl there doing a dildo show.
Right in, like, a deep, meaningful convo.
HANNAH SIGHS
# Oh, I cannot escape From what it is
# Something inside Telling me to quit... #
NARRATOR: 'Major buzzkill, Moon.
# Oh, why? #
'Niko and Hanna's night in the Hideaway
'was supposed to be a romantic smooch fest,
'but it's gone horribly wrong.
'What happened, bird?'
HIGH-PITCHED, AS BIRD: 'I don't know, dude, but it's bad.'
Morning. Morning.
# I don't need nobody
# I'ma just keep doing my own thing
# I don't have to worry I-I-I, I've got me... #
Where you going? I'm gonna go.
Straightaway? Yeah.
Oh, I thought we could have chatted a bit more.
We'll just have a debrief when we're out there.
'I went into the Hideaway so excited.'
I was like, I get time alone with my man and, you know,
bond further with Niko.
But, erm, it kind of did the opposite.
NIKO SIGHS
He got really, like, standoffish
and didn't really let me speak at all.
'Sort of had to, like, sit there and be like,
' "All right, whatever. Whatever you say, Niko." '
Like, men did not listen to my opinions or my feelings.
HANNAH CHUCKLES SOFTLY
If he ever sees a chance of this working again,
he will need to actually talk about our communication style,
because I'm not gonna enter something with someone
where I have to train them how to talk.
Like, I'm not their mum. I'm not doing that.
CHEERING Morning.
Niko.
Why does he have three girls in the bed with him??
They're back from the Hideaway. Look at that player.
What's happening? GIRLS SQUEALING
Whoa! Hey!Hi.
Sup, my boy?
How'd you go? How are you?
Very good. Dyl!
It should've been solved last night,
but I just couldn't get there, so not happy about it.
How'd you go?
Yeah, it was interesting. Interesting?
Yeah. That's... Sounds fun.
Mm! Interesting.
LAUGHTER
That sounds... What does "interesting" mean?
..interesting. Interesting is interesting.
NARRATOR: 'Now, while we love an awkward bedroom scene,
'we love a saucy driveway scene even more,
'and our superfans have just ordered a super sexy mullet.'
'What's up? I'm Tommy.'
I'm from Gold Coast, I'm 24, and I'm sparky,
so when I get in there, there's gonna be a couple of live wires.
# Guarantee that you gon' fall
# Guarantee that you quit Guarantee you won't hold... #
I think my best features are probably the mullet,
especially when it flaps in the wind,
and then maybe my mo', as well.
# When I hit 'em Claps from the crowd
# They got my back I do 'em proud... #
I'm known on TikTok for eating eggs.
Raw eggs.
# Lights, camera, action It's about to go down... #
Watch out fellas, I'm coming in hot.
I got uno and dos, and I got two dozen eggs.
So what happens, happens, baby. You know how it is.
# I'm on fire, I'm on fire
# I bet I never, ever will retire
# Round one It ain't down to the wire
# And when I win You can call me sire
# You think that you're up there But I'm much higher
# When I hit 'em Claps from the crowd
# They got my back I do 'em proud
# Anything less than a trophy Is not allowed
# They ain't never see it coming I was unannounced. #
HE GRUNTS
OK.
NARRATOR: 'Pinky approves, so I approve.'
Oh, this villa's fucking sick.
TEXT ALERT, GASPS AND SHRIEKS
Who the fuck?
I got tangled. You literally fell out of bed.
Oh, my God. SCREAMING
READS ALOUD:
Wait.
READS ALOUD:
What the fuck? CHEERING
Tommy. Tommy's a hot name.
Tommy. Tommy's cool.
Tommy, can we go?
NIKO: 'This is the worst timing ever.'
Get a text, Tommy's outside.
Girls are cheering beyond belief.
I can't believe how much they cheered.
It's like, damn, like, are we not good enough in here?
I actually look like shit.
There's is way too much energy right now. Come on.
That was... It was pretty, you know...
It was pretty upsetting to see, especially Hannah running around.
I was like, "OK, fair enough," we have one bad night,
and you're running around over another guy already.
OK, that's pretty positive. You know? I don't like that.
'I actually saw that I was... Yeah, I was thrown off.'
I'm literally, like, pushing my boobs up.
EXCITED CHATTER
Wait, wait, wait, wait. SCREAMING
Oh, sorry.
TOMMY:Whoa!
Oh, my God. Hey.
What up, ladies?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Tommy! Yeah, yeah!
MIMI: 'Tommy, Mr Tommy, you're giving me Aussie bloke.'
Got the mullet, got the mo'.
Got the dirty run-down hat that has never probably been washed.
Probably came here on his kangaroo,
parked up at the end of the villa.
Gang, gang. Gang, gang. Nice to meet you.
Gang, gang. Hi.
I'm not gonna remember all the names.
Hi. Hey, I'm Tommy.
Gang, gang.
Gang, gang.Gang, gang. Gang, gang.
On first impression, er... they all caught the eye,
but Mimi was... Oh, gosh.
'It was like a "damn"! '
I felt like I'd just seen Prince for the first time.
So this is what a king lives like. I love waking up, a man's there.
Yeah. Is that a mullet?
That's a mullet.
What's that accent? Are you American?I'm from the US.
Nice.
Thank you, superfans, for bringing Tommy to the villa.
The single goddess is sending so much love to you guys.
Fuck!
Fuck off.
Hey, what's going on?
Well, hello.
Give us a minute. OK, little chat.
How are you, mate? OK.
Do I look like a pencil? How are you?What's happening?
How are you? Yeah, good.
I am a little bit worried.
He could be Emma's type, I mean, like, he's a funny dude,
so he's got a bit of a good personality.
So, I mean, like... Pfft, anything could happen.
Like, I don't know, I really don't know.
I feel like out of anyone, I feel like I would probably be
the most stressed in terms of looks-wise.
I don't know if that's Em's type.
She's always said to me, "I like more scrawny guys."
Your hat's really destroyed, isn't it?
Yeah, but that's the vibe. Yeah.
No, I love it, I want it. You should see the shirts I sleep in.
It looks like they've been, like, eaten by moths.
They're like, really, like...
OK. Yeah.
Em's hot. You know, like...
The tats, yeah.
Oh, call me Daryl Braithwaite and take my breath away.
She... Yeah, she's something else.
These guys are all jacked.
I'm gonna look like a fucking garden hose next to him.
LAUGHTER
His banter, I can't.
I'm here for it.
Honestly, it's very refreshing having, like,
a completely different boy in the villa.
'He's very, like, easy-breezy going.'
Do you know what it is about Tommy that I like?
Mandem hasn't got no ego like the rest of the boys.
That's the difference.
NARRATOR: 'New boy Tommy is not only a love bomb,
'but also a TikTok-ing Tom bomb.'
INDIGO:Yeah, he's the egg guy. Eats the eggs on TikTok.
Ooh, that's hot. LAUGHTER
'I recognise Tommy.'
He eats eggs on TikTok and other weird items, as well.
So he's gonna be a larrikin to have around the villa.
He's definitely got a good sense of humour.
Nah, you do look familiar.
I've seen you eating eggs before on TikTok.
That's me, baby. Really?
You eat an egg? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a better way to introduce him to the girls and, you know,
introduce him to everyone?
I went up and grabbed Em a coffee
and brought a little egg in my pocket.
Thank you, with love. Didn't forget about you, brother.
TOMMY LAUGHS My man.
No, shut up! Don't do that.
I'll pop one now.
BOYS:No! Oh, wait, wait. What the fuck?
Yes! Please, don't. No, I can't.
Ew!
SCREAMING, LAUGHTER
My God.OK, I've never been more turned off in my life.
He's done it. That's not for me.
And you're gonna swallow that? And that's on salmonella.
Gang, gang, baby.
Gang, gang. BOYS LAUGHING
Wait, why do you do that? That's my thing.
I must say, like, you're gonna have to go brush your teeth
before you do any challenges here.
I think Tommy was definitely trying to make an impression,
but I think that egg trick would work on the boys, not the girls.
I think he chose the wrong audience for that one.
I was like...
Someone give me a bucket, please.
Wait, do you enjoy that? Does it taste nice?
Sorry, I'm like... Yeah, it tastes good.
Tommy, Tommy, how did this happen? Like, did you just one day say,
"Can't be fucked to cook it, I'm just eating it raw"?
Yeah, cos it's so much, like, quicker. You don't...
Like the frying pan, the heat or whatever. Like...
Look at the mullet. Eggs are good for your mullet.
Really? Mm-hm.
The egg is the test.
I call it an "est" or a "tegg", whatever.
Tegg sort of has a better ring, but I'm tegging,
so I'm egg testing.
You know, if I get the impression that they wanna run somewhere,
then how is this gonna work?
What are you looking for in a girl?
Just anything, really. Whatever walks.
"Anything, really"? You're not very specific.
No. Do you know what you want, or...?
There's more than one way to cook a potato,
so it's like... 100%.
But, like, what are some things that you would, like,
think you would appreciate in a partner?
Actually... Actually...
You know what's a big tick?
If you... If one of you smacks an egg with me.
GASPING
HANNAH:Never gonna happen. I'm vegan.
I'll try a sip. But I don't want the shell.
Yeah. Look, the egg is test.
And if I'm chunking on that thing,
and they're still by my side, INXS, baby. We're on.
When was your ex's birthday?
HE EXHALES Fuck! Hang on.
Ooh. I got this.
4th of... August.
Leo? Leo. I'm a Leo.
That's my dog's birthday. Leo what? DiCaprio?
Who? LAUGHTER
No, babe, we're still on star sign. Oh!
That is so real, that answer.
He's so unique.
Like there's definitely only one Tommy in this world.
I feel like I'm getting a true taste of Australia,
which is what I came in here for.
NARRATOR: 'There is indeed only one Tommy,
'and the boys waste no time grilling an egg... eating man.'
To our boy here, Tommy.
What up, boy? So, yeah, tell us,
what are you looking forward to the most in here, bro?
This, really. Yeah.
Meetin' the blokes. Yeah.
LAUGHTER "Meetin' the blokes."
Yeah, I think Tommy makes everybody laugh.
Hey, gang, gang.
Tommy could definitely turn heads with the personality.
He is a good-looking rooster, as well.
Let's talk about Tommy.
I think he's actually so funny. I think he's so funny.
I think he has really cute eyes. Yeah.
I wanna take the razor to his face.
But, yeah, I think it's exactly what...
You know, taste of Australia, the outback.
Oh, my God, he's like Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
He definitely needs to burn his hat.
Oh, my God. Yes. Literally.
He's definitely nothing like what I've ever been with.
Like, I've actually never seen anybody...
Babes, I don't even think I've met anyone like that.
And he's not your typical, like,
"gym, bitches, gym, eat, sleep, gym, bitches" type of guy,
like the rest of these guys seem to be, so I'm loving...
I'm loving it.
I love, like, his look, though.
Like that's a nice for me. Yeah.Yeah.
I like a skinny guy, too. I love a skinny guy.
I'm curious to hear little Xanthe.
He's funny. Mm.
And that's, like, my one thing. I'm like, I love funny guys.
Yeah.Like, the more I laugh, the more I'm like, "Fuck!"
You like laughing. The more I laugh, the more...
Xanthe, I think it's time you let Zane sweat a little bit.
Make him sweat. Make him sweat.
# Sweat, come off my body
# Make me sweat Feeling the rhythm, make me sweat
# Boom, boom, tonight. #
There is no way I'm eating this.
Just show the "next time" tease.
You need cheese to have crackers. Yes.
So who's the cheese? And what's the cracker?
NARRATOR: 'Tommy cracks on...'
I need to suss which one of these chicks is the vibe.
I came here to, like, see what the Aussie men are like.
Oh, cool, yeah.
I'm getting the full experience. You got one. Yeah, yeah.
In the best way possible,
he's one of the weirdest people I've ever met.
TOMMY LAUGHS
'..and this firepit...'
I'm not gonna lie, guys.
It's a bit of a mess.
'..it's a cracker.'
By the time I leave the villa,
everyone must be in a couple.
Can I just have one second?
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