(THEME MUSIC)
# Yeah-ah-eh. #
VOICEOVER: Love Island is back in stunning Spain.
('DICIEMBRE' BY MAZY PLAYS)
It's the perfect destination to find love
and celebrate your 21st birthday...
..again. (CHEERING)
Happy birthday Soph.
Awh thanks guys! (CLAPPING)
Make a wish.
I wanna be surrounded by hot humans in Spain.
# Wrap me up in diamonds. Cover me in gold.
I wanna hot real estate agent.
# Made my heart whole.
I want a sexy secretary.
# Then I found you.
# Ain't it crazy what love can do.
# Crazy what love can do.
I want a wrapper with swagger.
# You're my oxygen, now I can finally breathe.
And a raunchy retro barbie.
(POPPING SOUND)
# Da-da-da-da du-du.
# Dun-du-du, dun-du, da-da.
I want a sizzling psychologist.
And a hot gamer girl.
What are you doing? What are you doing?!
I want a hot guy with a mullet.
What about a foxy fashion student?
And a scorching Latino lover?
# Crazy what love...
# ..can do.
# Da-da-da-da du-du.
I want a hopeless romantic.
# Da-da-da-da du-du.
I want a fit personal trainer. # Dun-du-du, dun-du, da-da.
I want a flirty dancer. # Da-da-da-da du-du.
# Dun-du-du, dun-du, da-da.
# Da-da-da-da du-du. And a cheeky pool boy.
# Dun-du-du, dun-du, da-da.
And I want a unicorn.
# Crazy what love can do.
# Da-da-da-da du-du.
VOICEOVER: Soph, your wishes are granted.
Except for the unicorn.
(ANIMAL SOUND) Ohh.
# Crazy what love can do. #
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Oh baby!
We are back.
Fiji was fine. Byron was bearable.
But Spain always sizzled and here we are.
You know what else sizzles?
Our brand new villa.
Cameraman Steve's back too.
He's already drunk and joyriding the drone.
Whoo-hoo!
We've got it all.
Cracked gym, check.
A plastic bird, check.
(FUNKY MUSIC)
Neon nooks and crannies for kissing and canoodling,
that's a check.
Let's bring on the girls
with a very horny noise.
(HORN SOUNDS)
# Sunshine.
Let's go! Whoo-hoo.
# Sunshine. Whoo-hoo!
Oh my god!
Whoo! Whoo!
Hi!
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Nice to meet you!
# Sunshine.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
OK, OK, OK. It's really happening.
# Sunshine.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
WOW! I love all the flowers. I know. (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
# Sunshine.
This is amazing.
This is so weird. Look at the view!
Wow! Oh my god, I can't. Oh my god.
OK, perfect time. Pop the champagne.
OK, but I've never done it, so this is, have you?
I can do it. We're here.
I know. We're at Love Island.
We're living our best lives.
We are. We're gonna have the best summer ever.
I need to stick it open.
No, you got it, you got it.
I'm nervous.
Got it, yay! You got it, perfect.
I was like I know I could do it, here
and then you gotta pour it on the side.
Oh, you know what you're doing.
I need to like take a moment to like soak this all in.
I know, we just need to like breathe.
Alright, cheers. Do you look in the eyes? Cheers.
Oh my god.
Have you like come in with an expectation
of the type of guy you want?
I like somebody who's like not mean to me,
but has that sort of persona.
# Aye. #
My name's Claudia. I'm 23, I'm from Adelaide
and I'm a medical secretary.
# You without my juice aye.
# Don't know how to use it.
I'm very picky.
I'd say no to a lot of people.
But, no one has ever said no to me.
# I be throwin' that flame everywhere.
# You can see my name everywhere.
I'm definitely looking for a man.
Not a boy.
# Turn it up. # It's so amazing.
I want someone who only has eyes for me.
If their eyes go left or right,
looking at another girl,
I'm done.
# 'Cause it makes me hotter than you. # Yeah.
I'm Sicilian, so...
A full Sicilian firecracker is drama, jealousy
and always gets her way.
# You can take my attitude.
# You can take my swag too.
I want someone on the same level as me.
If I want something, I will get it.
I have never been rejected.
I don't think anyone's actually gonna get in my way.
# But don't take my fire. # Don't touch that. #
My previous dating history,
I've just like dated so many different types of people.
I like that like big... (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
But yeah, I also like people really sweet.
I think yeah, that's cute.
# At least I had fun.
I'm Stell. I'm 24-years-old and I'm from Brisbane.
# At least I had fun.
Well, I'm gonna have to say a ten.
No, I take it back, I take it back.
# You told me to grow up, but I just can't help myself.
On a date, I'm awkward because I'm a super messy eater.
I'll do this and I'll knock anything over in my sight.
I cannot wear white on a first date.
# Your love, your love, love.
I fall super fast for people.
In ten seconds I'm imagining our lives together.
Thinking let's get married, kids.
I wanna live my best life
and I want the person who I'm with to live their best life too.
I love, love.
I love, love in every form.
# Your love, your love, love. #
I'm excited.
I wonder who everyone else is gonna be.
I'm so excited to meet everyone, like the girls, the boys.
I'm really excited. I know!
I'm so excited.
VOICEOVER: They're excited. I'm excited.
Our driver's excited 'cause after this drop off
he finally gets a toilet break. Oh my god!
# You wanna go faster.
# We're going on my spaceship.
# Headin' to the moon.
# You wanna go faster.
ALL: (SCREAM)
Hi!
Oh my god.
Hello!
Oh my gosh, she is so hot. I know!
You guys look so good!
I'm Jess.
I'm Claudia, this is- I'm Stella.
It's so nice to meet you.
Jess, was it? Yeah, Jess, Stella?
Stella. So good to finally meet you.
Nice to meet you. Claudia. Claudia?
How are you? I'm good man, how are you guys?
Yeah, good. We're just like...woah.
Like shaking nervous. Yeah. Yeah.
Like oh, it's happening.
It's happening. (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) I know.
So, what's your type?
My type? Oh.
I usually go for someone that doesn't look like me.
So like...blonde hair, blue eyes. Ohhh!
And I'm a bit of a nerd as well.
So I need a guy that's a nerd.
I like someone who's got similar interests to me.
Hi, my name's Jessica.
I'm 25 and I'm from West Sydney.
# Took your A-game , if you step in my lane
# 'Cause this is my life.
I like to play video games on weekends.
Call of duty. I've got the headset on.
I'm in my room and it's on.
The enemy's coming from that way,
and I'm like what are you doing? You gotta fall back.
# I don't need to fake it.
# The hat, the face and bracelet.
# I got it, gonna make it.
# I got it, gonna take it.
I can always tell when something's up with a guy
'cause I'm 101 investigations.
My last relationship, he started to be a bit secretive.
So when he was sleeping, I went into his phone
and I saw him basically dm'ing other girls.
If my boyfriend is ever in your dm's, you can have him.
And I have a strict no return policy.
# That shit crazy, I ain't your maybe.
# Bat shit crazy, you ain't gonna play me.
How can you cheat on me? Like, have you seen me?
I'm the whole package, right.
I'm hot, I'm hot. Fuck, what else?
Can't say I'm smart. Not really that smart.
(EXCITING MUSIC)
What's your biggest ick?
Arrogance.
It's like, if a guy thinks they're too good for you,
it's like, shut up.
Oh my god. I know.
How about you?
I could get the ick of someone walking out of a car.
Wrong, you know? Hmm.
Oh, OK. You know what I mean, you know what I mean?
Butt crack shows or something and you're like, yep.
Oh no, not the butt crack. Never see you again.
So, like...
I've never seen a guy that's done the butt crack.
When you see it, you can't unsee it.
And you're done with them. I'm telling you.
Oh my gosh.
Whoo!
Where are all the boys?
# Get up, now dance if you want to.
# Get up, now shake if you want to.
# Get up, now dance if you want to.
# Get up, now shake if you want to.
ALL: Hi!
Hi, I'm Layla.
Layla, nice to meet you.
(SIGHS)
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
You're fine, you're fine. Day one, going strong, I mean.
That will not air.
I hope it does, low key.
# Comin' in hot.
# Always on top.
I'm Layla. I'm 20. I'm from Melbourne and I'm a dancer.
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm very, very flirty.
I don't really have a massive girl code.
I have my best interests at heart.
So I wouldn't get cut if you for it and you push me back.
I'll just push you further.
# Make it go oh.
# Gonna make it go...
#..oh!
I feel in love with my best friend's boyfriend.
I liked him first.
And she knew that.
# Just give up, surrender.
# 'Cause I bring the thunder.
I ended up losing my best friend.
It was definitely a shit show.
I know what I want.
They have to be honest, kind.
They have to be funny, like to me at least.
# Gotta let it go, oh.
Banter, that's lowkey bullying. Love it.
Just 'bully me a little'.
# Gonna make it go, oh. #
So, what are you guys into?
Not like, I mean like, sex stuff.
But I mean... ALL: Yeah.
I mean boys. Let's start easy.
Yeah.
I like the dark, dark, I guess, you know.
OK.
Brown eyes, brown hair. I don't really go for blondes so much.
How about you?
OK, I'm like really big on personality.
Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
Someone who's like, my equal and we can just...
Effortless. You know, yeah.
Whoo!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Whoo!
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
ALL: Hi! Oh my god.
(OVERLAPPING SCREAMS)
All: Hi, hello!
Holy shit we've made it.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Mwah, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Are you from England? Yeah.
Nice to meet you. I love your accent.
Oh, thank you. I love your swimsuit.
Thank you so much.
Oh my god, get my a glass of.. Yeah!
Yeah, medium champagne.
# I'm trouble.
I'm Holly. I'm 25.
I live in Brisbane but I'm originally from England.
# I'm a dangerous woman.
I'm a classic Pommy bird.
I love to go out, have a bit of party.
Love to take the piss out of myself.
A bit of banter.
# Know my name. # I'm a woman that can't be tamed.
Sometimes I can walk over men.
Not meaning too.
And then other times, probably just deserve it.
# I'm a dangerous woman.
I'm a bit of a fuck girl when it comes to boys.
You gotta try before you buy at the end of the day.
Brisbane boys are like your kebab meat at the end of a night out.
And I want my filet mignon, top shelf kind've lad.
Chef's kiss.
How many relationships? Zero.
Yeah same.
I'm a situationship girl favour.
All my exes have just been like, skinny lanky little white boys.
Oh my god, same!
I think like 99 percent of the guys I've gotten with
are all brunettes with blue eyes.
It's weird? (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
I know.
Athletes babe.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Footy players.
# Na, na, na, na, na.
I'm Phoebe. I'm 22, from Bondi.
And I work in fashion.
# Let me shake it off.
I do have a little thing for AFL boys.
I'm gonna say ten plus that I have gotten with.
My mum's gonna have a heart attack.
(LAUGHS)
('BOSS' BY KRISSIE KARLSSON, KARL KARLSSON & NICKI KARLSSON PLAYS)
# I'm strong, I'm confident.
Guys are so oblivious.
# Drop it.
All my friends like to do little waves behind the bar.
No.
You could be waving at someone behind them.
You're winking, you could have something in your eye.
Go up to them. Life's too short. Get it girl.
But, no more AFL players. I'm banning myself.
Maybe a different sport.
ALL: Hey! Cheers ladies.
ALL: Whoo-hoo!
Love Island 2022 baby.
ALL: (CHEERING)
# You bring me...
VOICEOVER: Well, it's not officially game on
until the queen B of Love Island herself buzzes by.
She's our sizzling sun-kissed senorita,
sent to spice up the summer.
Say it with me people,
let's bring on, the monk.
# It's in my soul.
# You give me feelings that I've never known.
# I know together, we'll grow old.
# No time for foolin' round, now take me home #
Oh my god!
Oh my god! She looks so good.
Shit!
MONK: Hola Senorita.
ALL: (SCREAMING)
Shut the fuck up.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Is it hot enough for you?
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Well, it's about to get even hotter.
ALL: (CHEERFUL SCREAMS)
Wow! How big's this villa!
I got my Spanish steps in.
Yeah!
Pretty much.
OK. Wow!
Well, hands up, who's ready for love?
Me. Me!
Hands up if you're ready for the best experience
of your entire lives. ALL: Oh yeah.
HOLLY: Who-hoo.
MONK: OK, girls. Bad boys or good boys?
Good boys. Bad boys.
Oh you like a bad boy?
I don't want to like a bad boy,
but good guys give me the ick.
Oh, OK.
I know and I wanna change that though.
I wanna un-ick myself, if that's possible?
Now girls...
..you've all seen the show. ALL: Yeah.
And you know what happens next, right?
ALL: Yes. You all line up,
the boys come out one by one.
And they pick one of you. ALL: Yep.
Well, that's what we normally do.
ALL: Ohhhh!
Oh my god.
Well this year, we're doing things a little bit differently.
(UPBEAT MUSIC) ALL: OK.
Ladies,
what would you say if I offered you a sneaky peak at the boys
and a chance to ask them some questions?
(CHEERFUL SCREAMS) ALL: Yes!
Any picking?
ALL: Yes, yes.
That's only fair, isn't it?
ALL: Yes.
Wanna meet the first boy? ALL: Yes.
Oh my god, stop.
This is Mitchell.
ALL: (SQUEAL)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
ALL: Oh my god. (SQUEALING)
Oh my god, it's a boy.
# 'Cause I just wanna move.
I'm Mitchell. I'm 25-years-old.
I'm originally from New Zealand and now I live in Sydney.
# I know you've heard it all before.
# But I can't find the floor.
Definitely looking for someone that doesn't take life too seriously.
They just take the piss.
# You're welcome to decline.
# Since the minute that I seen you.
# Baby girl been on my mind.
If they're driven and smart
and nah- don't need that.
# I got this feeling on my sweet lap
I have been in love.
It was like nothing I've ever felt.
I was so in love with my high school best friend.
But the only downside is, she didn't love me back.
I would describe myself as a bit of a fuck boy,
a nice fuck boy. The nicest fuckboy in the world.
I never do anything maniuplatit...
Man-maniptiv-
manipulative.
I never do it on purpose.
I always fuck girls over on accident.
Don't air that one.
# Sweet lap. #
Mitchell is from New Zealand.
Oh my god! I wanted a Kiwi boy.
Have you been with a Kiwi?
I want a Kiwi!
You want a Kiwi? I want a Kiwi.
That's handy.
MITCHELL: Where we goin'? ALL: (LAUGH)
HOLLY: Oh he's got tattoos as well.
PHOEBE: I love Kiwi boys.
Oh, he's got a nice butt. (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
MITCHELL: How are we? MONK: Hello Mitchell.
This a look?
ALL: Do a twirl.
(LAUGHS)
Oh, you're gorgeous.
ALL: Awhhh.
HOLLY: He's got nice teeth.
Nice smile.
Nice tatts. I like the tattoos.
PHOEBE: I wanna hear the accent a little bit more.
MITCHELL: The accent? I don't have an accent.
(CHEERFUL SCREAMS)
What accent?
Don't give me fluty flutters.
Australian, what are you talking about.
MONK: Girls, who wants to ask Mitchell a question?
Oh!
One at a time.
I'll go. Yep.
What's your immediate type, like looks wise?
I would say, my history's blonde.
Oh... Damn it.
But, if I was to describe my type
it would be dark hair, light eyes, tan. You guys are all tan.
HOLLY: What's like, your major red flag?
That would like switch you off?
Do you have an accent too? I sure do.
You weren't the only one with an accent babes.
I think just rude.
Like, if I'm out at dinner with someone
and they don't thank the waitress or waiter,
that's a big red flag. Yeah.
Yeah, honestly, or like, someone who doesn't get along with
my family or friends.
They're my family and friends for a reason and I love them,
Oh my god, he's ticking all the right boxes.
So, if they don't get along with them, it's a no from me.
MONK: Mitchell, there's a lot of nodding going on.
STELLA: That was really sweet.
# Touch me, touch me.
OK Mitchell, we're gonna let you off the hook now.
You will get to couple up with one of these amazing girls soon.
MITCHELL: Set. But for now,
why don't you grab a seat on the day bed
and crack yourself a beer.
Amazing.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Sweet.
Oh my gosh. Cheers.
Sit back and relax.
Amazing. I get to watch.
I was shitting myself going first.
LAYLA: This is gonna be hard.
I'm also an impulse buyer.
HOLLY: I'm not an impulse buyer, I'm a serial sampler.
Oh! Oh my god.
VOICEOVER: Coming up. Our handsome hunks hit the villa.
PHOEBE: I literally have like, tingles.
(LAUGH)
And Sophie...
MONK: There's many surprises coming your way in the Love Island villa.
..drops a bomb.
JESS: I knew it.
HOLLY: Oh shit.
(THEME MUSIC)
# How will I know if she really loves me?
VOICEOVER: In a series first,
the girls are getting a sneak preview of all the boys
before they couple up.
Mitchell was up first and was so impressive
that the girls aren't interested in meeting any other boys...
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH) ..I think.
Soph, can you confirm?
MONK: OK, girls.
Who wants to meet another boy? ALL: Yes!
ALL: Whoo!
This is Andre.
ALL: Ooh!
JESS: Rrrr.
# No need to worry.
# Worry.
PHOEBE: Ohhh.
LAYLA: OK, hi, hello.
HOLLY: OK, alright.
# Ye-ahhh.
I'm Andre. I'm 24. I'm from Perth and I'm a psychology graduate.
('KEEP RUNNING' BY LHITNEY PLAYS)
I feel like my psychology degree has definitely given me the tools
to be able to read women.
They shuffle closer to you so they can get that eye contact.
I definitely know when a girl's into me or not.
# Ooo-ooh.
Looks wise, I rate myself 8.73 recurring.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
One night I was out,
I was making eye contact with a girl
and I thought, you know, I want in.
She come up to me and just wanted to tell me I look like Pocahontas.
I went and googled who Pocahontas was, she's so hot,
are you serious?
If I was a dude, I'd be chasing Pocahontas.
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
How we going?
ALL: Good, how are you?
HOLLY: Oh my god, he is cute too.
Excited to get in here and finally meet everyone.
You all look very nice by the way.
ALL: Thank you. Straight up.
MONK: Who's got a question for Andre?
HOLLY: I've got one.
So, if you were gonna really impress a girl,
what would you do on the first date with her?
I already have a date lined up that I take.
Only girlfriend material. ALL: Awhh!
So to win it on, starts with dinner,
we used to used to play at a footy club week
and go up the scoreboard, climb and overlook Freemantle.
Which is a city in Perth.
Have dinner overlooking Freo,
nice beach, nice lights.
Nice scenery.
And yeah, that's a date.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Cute! I like that.
MONK: As you've probably realised,
we're doing things a little bit differently this year.
Yeah.
You will get to couple up with one of these girls soon.
Sounds good.
But for now,
just go chill next to Mitchell on the day bed.
Here you go brother. Thanks for having me, cheers.
Thank you. Nice to meet you bro. Nice to meet you bro.
OK, girls, are we happy with the first two boys?
ALL: Yeah.
You wanna meet another one, don't you?
ALL: Yes! (LAUGHTER)
OK well, this is Conor.
Whoo!
Ooh! I just saw a big tattoo.
He's hot. Like he would throw you around. Sorry.
I'm Conor. I'm 26. I'm from Maroubra.
And I'm a real estate agent.
# Oh, I'mma light it up so watch me now. #
If I had to describe myself in property terms,
I'm a five bedroom waterfront,
north-facing property in the heart of Sydney.
# I got the golden touch. #
Being a real estate agent is very similar to dating.
You're always selling yourself.
It's called prospecting.
I'm pretty good at it.
# I've got the golden touch. #
When I walk into a room the heads turn.
Look at me.
I don't compete with other people
'cause there's no competition with me.
I do like smaller women.
They have to be ambitious.
Obviously someone good-looking.
I'm an arse man as well.
I think I would stay in the Villa. I always win the game.
GIRL: Hey! (LAUGHS)
Hello.
Welcome to Love Island, Conor.
Thank you very much. How are we all? Good?
ALL: Yeah, good.
Do you like the view? And I'm not talking about Spain.
The girls here? Yeah, they're pretty good to be honest.
I'm pretty happy with it, yeah.
He looks like my kind of red flag.
He looks very mischievous.
Are real estate agents mischievous?
I think they are.
Because the know how to sell stuff. OK.
So, very smooth talkers.
Girls, who wants to ask Conor a question?
I've got one. I knew you'd have one.
(LAUGHTER)
Have you ever asked for a girl's number while you're on the job?
Like, if a girl comes in? Yep.
You have? Yeah, definitely.
OK. Thank you, Conor.
Go grab a beer and say hello.
You're the boys. What up, brother.
How are you? I'm good, boys.
How you going? Nice to meet you.
Here you go, mate. Cheers.
Grab a seat. Thank you, girls.
Who's next?
Boy number four is Jordan.
Oh. He's got a mullet of course.
Oh, my gosh. (LAUGHTER)
And he is in speedos!
Budgies and a mullet, of course. Look at him go.
Hi.
He's actually a classic tradie boy.
How are you going, Jordan? Good. Pumped.
Hey, I'm Jordan. I'm 25 years old. And I'm a sparky.
# I'm gonna break these chains
# I'm gonna break
# Break loose... #
Tradies always get the ladies.
Every girl loves a guy that's good with their hands
and they can perform inside and outside...
the house.
Dream Love Island date for me would be overlooking the water,
nice sunset, and a hot sheila.
We'd get 'tapases'.
Is that the small meals you get when you go out?
In the Villa I'll be chasing tail no matter what.
With the girls, as soon as I get my cheekiness going, they're laughing.
Next minute they're naked.
Love the budgies. Thank you.
Oh, they're eggplants on them, I just realised.
Perfect.
He seems like he's got good humour and I like that.
Yeah. I like good humour.
Yeah.
Don't like the mullet. No.
But he can chop that off. Can you?
But it also says a lot about him, do you know what I mean?
(LAUGHTER)
So Jordan, you haven't said anything yet
but you've already made an impression.
Yeah, I know. Keen.
What do you think? Don't have many words, to be honest.
Pretty stunned.
Keen to, yeah, get to know 'em and see what happens.
Is that a crystal on your necklace?
Yeah, it is. It's calming energy.
ALL: Aw!
That's really good. That's a tick. Massive tick.
Yes!
Can I just ask you, would you lose the mullet for love?
Oh, it's a tough one. (LAUGHTER)
Oh, I thought it'd be easy.
Look at the end of the day, it's just a haircut, it grows back.
I'm pretty flexible with that stuff.
Good answer.
So, you don't like it?
No comment. (LAUGHTER)
OK, Jordan, just relax with the boys.
Sit over on the other day bed and crack a beer.
Awesome, sweet. Thanks for that.
Cheers.
Nice to meet you, brother.
How are you going? Yeah, good.
Oh, what a time to be alive, eh? It's good to be alive.
I really hope there's an Aquaman or something coming.
An Aquaman? Yeah.
Oh, Jason Momoa? Like a Jason Momoa coming.
Hands up, girls, if you wanna meet boy number five.
(CHEERING)
This is Austen.
# All my life I've been waiting for you... #
Guys, is this our long-haired feature guy?
Oh, he's really cute.
# All my life I've been waiting for you... #
I'm Austen. I'm 22 and I'm from Western Sydney.
# All my life I've been waiting for you... #
Being Chilean, I'm soccer mad.
(UP-BEAT CHILIAN MUSIC)
It runs through our blood.
I'm playing for Australian Premier League
so my dream is obviously to make the A-League.
Nobody knows how to move like a football boy, I'm telling you.
('LIKE I LOVE YOU' BY NATHALIE MAC PLAYS)
I'm a sucker for romance. I love romantic movies.
If you don't cry in 'The Notebook'
there is something very wrong with you.
I love to listen.
If she tells me, "I like this coffee,"
I'll go pick her up for our morning walk with that coffee.
('LIKE I LOVE YOU' CONTINUES)
I do live at home with my parents
so it is hard trying to get the deed in.
When I do, it is in my car.
I'm six foot four and let's just say, I'm a bit too big for my car.
# Baby, you've got me going so crazy, hey! #
How are we?
Oh, my god! OK. You're falling on me.
Oh OK, yeah, he's cute. Oh, shit.
What the fuck! Did I not just say Jason Momoa?
Oh, he has a nice face.
Welcome, Austen. How are you feeling?
Pretty excited.
It is overwhelming, The place, oh, it's beautiful.
I literally can't look at him.
He's stunning. You nearly fell over.
I think I fell in love.
You got better comments than I did.
Who likes long hair? I do now.
He's like a goddess. I'm getting a goddess vibe.
Yep.
Stop.
Are you close with your family?
Very. I'm very family orientated.
I have a sister and a brother, both my best friends. I love them.
Very close with my mum, my dad.
So I'm very, very family orientated.
OK, good. That's really... Yeah, good.
I'm just gonna ask, are you...
Have you ever cheated before?
Never. I don't really condone cheating or anything like that.
Like, if one of my friends had cheated
I would say, listen, you've got five days to tell your significant other.
Only because I wouldn't want that to be me.
Sounds like the perfect answer.
Thank you.
I like him a lot. I like him a lot.
OK, Austen, you're going to be able to couple up
with one of these gorgeous girls very, very soon.
Yes.
But right now, just chill with the boys and grab a beer.
Easy. Thank you.
Austen. Nice to meet you.
Like your stache. Your stache is mad.
Representing. That's it, boy.
OK, girls.
There's many surprises coming your way in the Love Island Villa.
And here is the first one.
GIRL: Oh, no.
Austen was the last boy you're going to meet today.
I knew it. What?
Oh, shit.
Which, if you're good at maths, unlike myself,
means you've just realised there's five of them...
and six of you.
Remember, it's never good to be single in the Love Island Villa.
And now I've dropped that bomb, it's time to couple up.
Come on.
(EXHALES)
No!
Who are we rolling with?
I'm sweating bullets.
Don't know. I like the yellow.
So much.
OK, boys, you've had plenty of time to check out your options
and now it's time to pick a girl.
Girls, you've had a sneak peak of the boys.
All you have to do,
when you see one you're interested in, is step forward.
OK, Mitchell, you're up first. Come on down.
(EXHALES)
So Mitchell, here's a name check for you.
Yeah.
It's Claudia,
Stella,
Jessica,
Layla,
Holly,
and Phoebe.
Got it.
Now, before you pick,
I'm going to give you a helping hand in making your decision.
Girls, if Mitchell is someone you'd like to couple up with,
take one step forward...now.
('NEW NEW' BY PSM PLAYS)
# I'm gonna find someone new... #
SOPHIE: Ooh! MITCHELL: Amazing.
Stella and Phoebe. Cool. Like that.
# I'm gonna find someone new... #
Stella, why did you step forward?
You know, I was looking around.
I thought you had a nice smile so I just, I dunno, I like that.
Thank you.
Phoebe?
Ah, I dunno, he caught my eye straight away.
I feel like they're something like, cheeky but also genuine about him
and he's a Kiwi boy so that's a plus.
(CHUCKLES)
Two girls stepped forward. Confused?
Confused at why they didn't all step forward?
No, confused about your choice.
No. You solid?
I've got mine. I pretty much knew as soon as I walked in.
Is that right? Yeah.
The choice is yours. You can choose any of the six girls.
Who would you like to couple up with?
I would like to couple up with...
Phoebe. Ooh!
Phoebe. You're like the cat that got the cream.
(LAUGHS) I know!
OK, Mitchell, go and join Phoebe.
Hey. Come here.
(LAUGHTER)
How are you? Good.
That's cute.
Love Island has its first couple, Phoebe and Mitchell.
# I'm gonna find someone new. #
OK, Andre, you're up.
Good luck, brosie. Cheers, bro.
('PARTY ELITE' BY RICHARDSON, MURRILL, FORD & COCOZZA PLAYS)
How are you feeling? Yeah, good.
What's going through your head? Just a lot of beautiful girls.
So it's a hard decision? Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, definitely.
Girls, if Andre floats your boat, take one step forward...now.
('PARTY ELITE' CONTINUES)
Ooh, Jessica.
Yeah. Tell us why you stepped forward.
I'm really big on vibes and I just
feel like he just came in and brought it.
He seems really genuine, sweet, and obviously he's good-looking.
Yeah.
Andre, The decision is yours. Yep.
Who would you like to couple-up with?
I dunno. The girl who took my eye straight away was Claudia.
I'll give Claudia a crack, yeah. Oh, OK.
How romantic. Thanks.
I'm glad, actually.
But Claudia, you didn't step forward. Why not?
Yeah. I dunno.
Literally, like, it's nothing against you.
I'm just, I think, maybe nervous. That's alright.
You can step forward now if you want.
And Jessica, how are you feeling?
Oh, no, I'm alright.
You're fine. Yeah, I'm alright.
Andre, you can go and join Claudia. Cheers.
Ladies. How are we going?
How you doing? How are you going? Hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Sorry to throw you on the spot like that.
No, it's fine.
Love Island's second couple is Claudia and Andre.
Conor, come over here.
Here we go.
How are you feeling? Very good.
Yeah? Yeah, very good.
Have you got your eye on one girl? Yeah, I do.
Yeah, you do. Oh, you seem confident about that.
I do, yeah.
If you like the look of Conor, take one step forward...now.
Ooh, two girls. Holly and Jessica.
Holly, why did you step forward?
I thought he had good eye contact
and he just seemed like, a little bit mysterious.
And Jessica?
You seem really cheeky which is good 'cause I like to have a laugh.
I also like that you're in real estate
'cause I'm really into property.
OK. OK.
So Conor, remember, the choice is yours.
You can choose any of the six girls, even if they're already coupled up.
OK.
So Conor, who would you like to couple-up with?
I'm gonna pick Layla.
Oh, OK.
Layla, how are you feeling? Flattered?
Yeah, a little bit.
That's nice. Thanks. Yeah.
Why didn't you step forward? Yeah, why didn't you step forward?
I don't know. I'm just maybe keeping my cards close to my chest, I think.
I like a challenge.
The fact that she didn't step forward was even better.
Oh, really? Playing hard to get.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I was going for, guys. Yeah.
OK. Conor, you can go and join Layla.
Thank you.
Hello, everybody. Hi, how are you?
Good. Yourself? Mwah. Good, thanks.
OK, Love Island has its third couple. It's a Layla and Conor.
OK, Jordan, up here.
Let's go.
How are you feeling? Confident? Yeah, I hope so. Yeah.
Well, with those pants on, you should feel comfortable.
Yeah, I know. Yeah. Confident.
Definitely. Oh, they're just so beautiful.
Yeah, they are. They're lovely girls.
Unfortunately you can only pick one.
But I'll help you out. Alright. Sweet.
Girls, even if you're in a couple,
and you like the look of Jordan, please step forward...now.
(BIRDS CHIRP)
Now.
Oh, that's OK. The mullet.
That's OK. I'll step forward.
It's no mullet fans, is it?
Must be. I like the mullet.
Oh, he likes the mullet. There you go. You can step forward.
It's only early days, isn't it? Exactly right.
And do you know what the good news is?
What? You get to pick.
Sweet.
You can steal one of the girls or choose one of the single girls.
Who would you like to couple-up with?
I think I'd like to couple-up with...
Claudia.
('DEJA VU' BY RICHARDSON, MURRILL, FORD & COCOZZA PLAYS)
Just because she's drop-dead gorgeous.
Claudia, how are you feeling? Are you sure?
Because I'm the one who said something about your mullet.
I'm so sorry. It'll grow on you.
Nothing a pair of scissors can't fix anyway, right?
Yeah, I'll have to watch her at bedtime.
Yeah. (LAUGHTER)
Andre? Yes?
Unfortunately your girl's been stolen.
Yeah, I gather that. Can I share? (LAUGHTER)
See the seats just next to you?
That's the subs bench. Off you go, sir.
That's life.
And Claudia, here comes your new man.
(INDISTINCT SPEECH) No, you're right, bro.
How are you? How are you?
Good. How are you?
Love Island has a new couple.
It's Claudia and Jordan.
OK, Austen, you're up. Welcome to the hotspot.
Yes.
You are in prime position here. I am.
You're the last boy to pick
and that means you have the choice of any girl.
And you know that they cannot be stolen from you.
Girls, if you like the look of Austen, take one step forward...now.
(EXPECTANT MUSIC)
It's a cavalry charge. Mmm.
Ooh, you got three!
Stella, why did you step forward? There's one boy left.
You've got to shoot your shot.
I like your vibe.
I liked all your answers to the questions so that was a good plus.
Thank you.
And Holly, what was it for you?
I don't know, there seems something like, really sweet about him.
Thank you.
Layla, why did you step forward?
I just really liked his energy when he came in and his honesty.
And he sort of babbled a little bit which was really cute. So, yeah.
And Conor, how do you feel?
The girl you've coupled-up with has stepped forward.
I don't mind. It's all good. You don't mind?
There's plenty of options here.
OK.
Austen, you can choose anybody you like.
It can be one of the girls that are single,
it could be one of the girls that are coupled-up, it's up to you.
I would like to couple up with...
Layla.
Oh, OK.
Sorry. That's alright.
Sorry, Conor. CONOR: That's alright, bro.
The good news for you is
you can go and chill on the subs bench with Andre.
Off you go.
Hey, bro. How you doin', bro?
I knew that too.
Love Island has another new couple.
It's Layla and Austen.
Andre and Conor, can you please come and join me.
VOICE-OVER: Having had their girls stolen,
Conor and Andre have been sent to the subs bench.
But Super F Sophie is about to give them a free kick
with the three single girls.
Can the three single girls please step forward.
Andre, for the second time,
would you like to couple-up with Stella,
Jessica,
or Holly?
I'll go Stella.
That's nice.
That is nice, isn't it? Yeah. She sounds excited.
OK, Andre, go and join Stella. Cheers.
Hey, how are you going? Hello. Well, thanks.
You look nice.
We have our next new couple,
Stella and Andre.
Conor, you have the choice between
the gorgeous Jessica
and the gorgeous Holly.
Who would you like to couple-up with?
I'll couple-up with Jessica.
Jessica, are you flattered?
I'm second option but it's all good. No hard feelings.
Well, you're with me now so... (LAUGHTER)
Like it or not, here he comes. (LAUGHTER)
How are we? How are you?
Good. I'm just joking, by the way.
That is five couples officially locked in:
And our single girl Holly.
In your couples, you will live together,
take part in challenges together,
and you'll share a bed together.
The biggest prize on offer is love
but the couple Australia like the most will also take home $50,000.
Ooh!
Now Holly... Yeah?
You've been left single... Yeah.
At least for now.
How are you feeling?
Not too bad, to be honest.
Because like, it's the first day,
and I'm still open to getting to know everyone
and seeing who walks in the door as well.
Good girl.
I do have to warn you though,
you know it's never good being single in the Villa.
So get cracking on, won't you? Yep. Sure will.
She will.
OK, I'm going to leave all you guys to get to know each other.
See you soon. ALL: Thank you.
Fuck! They've started already.
VOICE-OVER: Conor makes quite the first impression.
And later...
(TEXT MESSAGE ALERT)
A text sends the Villa into a tailspin.
What the fuck?
# Hey, bring back those summer vibes
# In together for good times
# Leave your troubles all behind
# 'Cause it's a another summertime. #
VOICE-OVER: So, with the first coupling-up done and dusted,
it's time for our happy horde of hunks and hotties to hit the house.
Fine, fine. Villa. I was on an H roll.
Which way do I go, guys?
Right, right, right.
(GIRLS SQUEAL)
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, it's nice.
BOY: Oh, here's the bedroom.
This is where the magic happens.
(LAUGHTER)
LAYLA: It's gonna be weird at night time 'cause like,
if someone does like, naughty stuff.
But I mean, it's pretty cool.
BOY: The kitchen's outside. That's a bit rare.
Oh, yes that's the shit!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my god!
The balcony's sick. The view's sick.
Our yeah, snack drawer.
(CHEERFUL SCREAMS)
Is this a dressing room?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god guys, what the? (CHEERFUL SCREAMS)
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Look at the spa!
Oh my god.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH) That's really cute.
Yeah, I'm not complaining.
Trust me, this is perfect.
VOICEOVER: With the tour done,
our couples break away for some alone time.
Phoebe got super excited
when her boy Mitchell revealed he was a Kiwi.
So, she's either run out of questions,
or has a terrible memory.
PHOEBE: Where did you come from? MITCHELL: New Zealand.
Everyone always tells me to stay away from Kiwi boys.
Really, why? What are we like?
Yeah, all my New Zealand friends have said -
all of them said to me
"if you ever go to New Zealand Phoebe,
you're gonna fall in love. Do not fall in love with a Kiwi boy."
We're not that bad.
So weird, because the other day, I was like,
" I really want a Kiwi boy".
And then, it's like the Love Island gods answered my prayers.
And then just delivered me one.
How do you spell my name?
F..
P-H-E-. No, I don't know how to spell Phoebe.
That's OK, because everyone always spells it wrong.
But, it's o before the e.
O before the e.
Just remember that.
Don't even know what comes after the e.
What is that? Is that an l?
It's a p. What's that? Another p.
It's a (MUMBLES).
Why the fuck would it say, Phlea.
VOICEOVER: Earlier,
Austen stole Layla from right under Conor's nose.
And is now hoping to sweep her right off her own feet.
AUSTEN: What do you do?
LAYLA: I'm a dancer and- Bullshit!
What do you dance?
I don't know, like, how much dancing do you even know?
I know a lot, I used to dance. Oh really?
Yeah. Swear to god. Bullshit!
Things are just lining up...
..really weirdly and really easily.
What did you do?
So, I used to do. So I started off with jazz.
Yep.
And then I did, I did like two years in jazz,
Hmm. Three years in hip-hop.
And then after, this is embarrassing.
But after, Yeah.
I-I used to dance, I used to work as a kind of back up dancer type
for a Michael Jackson impersonator.
Aww, that is so sweet. Stuff like that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that.
So... Layla is super cool.
I love a girl that can hold a conversation
and can have a good chat.
I like you, hey.
It's-it's been so long since I've had a proper conversation
with a girl that like, can talk.
I don't usually feel like, this giddy in front of a guy,
and I haven't for a really long time.
My face...
..I've been smiling, it's so bad.
What if stuff turns to shit?
I'm scared.
Awh.
Shit.
VOICEOVER: While Austen woe's Layla with his love of dance,
Conor is about to drop a line
that works far better on a reality dating show
than at a job interview.
Trust me.
CONOR: You're here to fuck. JESS: Am I?
Yeah, yeah, you are. Yeah, why?
I don't know, you just are. What's your background?
So I'm half Italian. Yeah?
Yeah. And?
Half Filipino.
Filipino? Yeah.
I got German in me.
You do, you look it, the eyes. A little bit.
Brothers and sisters?
VOICEOVER: Heh?
Us two? Brothers and sisters?
No, have you got brothers and sisters?
Ahhh!
Ohhh! Come here.
That just proves we're not brothers and sisters.
Ew!
(MUMBLES)
You know what? It was a bit of a shock.
I didn't think he was going to make a move
so soon.
We're half way through a conversation,
getting to know each other
and he just went straight in for a kiss.
Wouldn't say it's a red flag.
I reckon that's a pink flag.
That's a weird thing to do,
after saying brothers and sisters, hey?
Oh, well, you proved it.
Do you have any brothers and sisters?
I do.
AUSTEN: A lot of kissing going there.
LAYLA: Aw, cute. (UPBEAT MUSIC)
Fuck, they're starting already.
Boys? Oo, fuck, OK.
OK, OK. They're quick.
I'm not that quick. No, neither.
Nah, nah, nah.
I take my time. Mmm, same.
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
Only here for a short time, not a long time.
Damn.
Here for a good time, not a long time.
So, I'm first. Yep. Mhm, yeah, you're first.
I'm first? Yeah, promise.
Come here.
Well, I'm happy I picked you.
He did tell me that you're my first choice, anyway.
But I reckon, that's straight bullshit.
I reckon he did to get a little kiss
and he- it worked.
What are you smiling at?
I can tell you're flustered.
What do you mean?
No. What's flustered?
Like, like..(WHISPERS) You wanna do more than just kiss.
Oh yeah, is that flustered? Yeah.
I thought flustered was like nervous, like...
Ohh. Are you sure it's the right word?
It is not. Horny?
Yeah, maybe that.
Straight up. Yeah, maybe it's just horny.
VOICEOVER: (LAUGHS) It's fun for all the family.
Stella, Andre. Let's keep it clean guys, OK?
STELLA: How old are you? ANDRE: 24.
24. Oh, I'm 24 too.
Nice.
Wait, are you 25 this year or 24? Next year.
Oh, OK. I'm older than you.
So, 25? Yeah.
Half way to 50.
But everyone's- I don't know... Shut up!
Getting old, getting old.
I think every guy likes MILFs, surely?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah. Even girls like MILFS.
I like MILFs. Oh you like MILFs?
Well, I just respect a MILF.
Which way are you swinging?
No.
I respect all MILFs, STILFs, GILFs.
Yeah, 100 percent. GILFs?
Yeah, grandma.
I think Stella and I are getting along well.
Grandma?
Might be a bit of a flame there, so to speak.
What grandma's you got in Brisbane?
I need to come visit Brisbane.
VOICEOVER: Claudia's mullet man, is an NBA superstar.
That's National Barbers Association,
with lucrative endorsements on his custom scissors,
the nice hair Jordans.
I wouldn't say Jordan is my, you know,
type I usually go for.
But, in saying that,
I'm here to try new things.
Your mullet, how long have you had it?
JORDAN: Like a year and a half.
I think I started a trend.
I swear to god,
every fucking mullet guy says that.
So (MUMBLES). Nah, it does look good on you though.
Thank you.
It is like, you know, it's warming up to me.
It is? Yep.
The mullet... can stay...
..because it's growing on me.
But, I think it's the person that matches the mullet
that makes the mullet what it is.
So, I'm saying it can stay for now.
Until it pisses me off.
That was nice you picking me.
Thank you.
Were you happy or not really? Mhm.
I was happy.
Do you think I'm genuine?
Genuine. I think you are.
(BIRDS CHIRPING) Yeah, I am.
I think you are, I hope you are.
So I'm coupled up with Claudia.
Great girl, rippin' chick.
Keen to get to know her more
'cause it's obviously too early days at the minute.
But yeah, she seems real genuine
and yeah, we'll just see where it goes really.
(SOFT MUSIC)
VOICEOVER: It's day one and Holly is the only single girl
in the villa.
And she's taking it well...ish.
Well-ish.
Off to a good start.
(DISAPPOINTING SOFT MUSIC)
It doesn't feel great being the single girl.
But, I'm gonna think of it as like more of like a-a positive
than a negative at the moment.
So I get like the pick of the bunch.
One that has kind of caught my eye
is Jordan, actually.
He just seems so sweet.
Be quite keen to explore that there.
VOICEOVER: Looks like Jordan is fast becoming hot property.
Moral of the story,
don't judge a mullet by its budgy-smugglers.
JESS: How was your chat with Jordan?
CLAUDIA: Aw, he's so beautiful. Is he?
Bless him, yeah, he's so sweet.
He seems nice.
HOLLY: Yeah, he seems like he's got a heart of gold, doesn't he?
I judge the budgy-smugglers.
Yeah, I judged. Aww.
He's so sweet.
As soon as he came forward, I'm not gonna lie,
I was like "god his face is actually really attractive."
And you know what, up close, He's gorgeous.
His eyes, absolutely gorgeous. Yeah he is.
Yeah.
He's one that you'd take home to your mum, definitely.
Yeah, he is very sweet. How was your chat?
I think I saw something!
Yeah I did. Seriously?
I did.
So what, can you explain?
He's a real good fucken kisser, hey. Did you kiss him?
I did. (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
I don't give a fuck, I was like I have to kiss him.
Do whatever you want. Fucken hell.
So, wait, hold on,
what happened?
What? For that to happen.
So, we were just sort of like talking.
And he was just like saying all this shit.
Whether he means it or not, I don't know.
I wouldn't trust that. I'm just gonna fill this up.
And then...yeah.
I mean, you're a gorgeous girl but also just... Stunning.
I think he's full of shit. He seems like he's full of shit.
I think don't trust him too soon.
Yeah. I'll let it naturally progress,
but, I know exactly where it's going to head
and... And you don't want that?
Yeah, I- yeah, I... Yeah.
..I just have a feeling. I just have a bad feeling.
Just get red flag vibes.
Honestly, Conor's a really good kisser.
But, it seemed like he just wanted to kiss me to get the job done.
Like, I'm telling myself, Conor's not a fuck boy,
Conor's not a fuck boy.
But in the back of my mind,
I have like this little voice.
And the little voice is like,
he's a fuck boy.
(THEME MUSIC)
('LIGHT IT UP' BY THEO CHINARA PLAYS)
# Light it up, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
# You light it. #
VOICEOVER: Irish like Guinness, Aussies like barbeque,
Americans like stormin' the capital.
We all have our thing.
So Claudia should hand in her Italian roots card stat
because this is wrong.
CLAUDIA: I don't like pizza.
JORDAN: What?!
Italian girl that doesn't like pizza.
Yeah and yeah.
I don't like pizza, olive oil or yeah.
Italian.
Are you a good cook?
How do I put this?
I can cook.
I just don't like to.
Really?
Shut up! Shut the fuck up.
Are you serious?
You're actually a good cook? Yeah.
Like chef like cook? Yeah.
So, you can just get ingredients and be like bam, bam, bam,
I'm good.
Really? Yeah.
Would you cook me something here? Mhm.
Really? If you're lucky.
A hundred percent. OK, good.
That's kill.
If you play your cards right.
True.
Fuck off.
VOICEOVER: Stella is couple'd up with partner by default Andre
and Holly is couple'd with her crushing loneliness.
So naturally, they're exploring options.
HOLLY: So, who, like who did you like the look of
when they first walked in?
STELLA: Conor. Yeah me too.
Yeah.
I also think, this is so random,
but, when we were all just like sitting down,
and like Jordan was there.
I was like you're kind cute!
He's a dark horse that one. Yeah.
He's that cute, I forgot about the mullet straight away.
Yeah. And looked at his eyes, his face
and I was like, fuck you're hot. Yes!
But would like to know if he's actually like open.
One of the main things that I'm looking for is like the fun.
The fun. Yeah, like the fun.
And the funniness, like... Yeah.
I think attraction could build from humour as well.
I totally agree.
I'm already quite shocked, to be honest.
Like, how like cheeky and smiley he is.
So, we'll see.
And like, I feel like attraction just...
..like yeah. It's not just like the first look.
It's like the deeper dive.
Yeah, yeah it is. The deeper dive, I like that, yeah.
Just gotta dive in head first. I know.
And hopefully don't drown.
# I can feel the beat in my bod-y.
VOICEOVER: Flex.
Love.
Snot.
Water.
And pose.
# I can feel the weight of our should-er.
Oh!
# I can feel myself start to fly.
What are we wearing tonight lads?
First night you have to make a good impression.
We'll dress up.
I don't know what's gonna happen next.
And you know what, I hope something's gonna happen tonight.
I should say that.
How long did it take you to grow your hair like that?
Two years? Fuck, seems like a lot longer than two years.
Look like fucken Jesus.
VOICEOVER: The party's barely started
and one islanders already got a mount full of balls.
# Unstoppable.
Furr-balls! It's a family show, come on.
OK girls, give it up for licking your own junk.
ALL: Whoooo!
Oh this way, this way!
Oh my god.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Is it real?
Who's gonna do a toast?
JORDAN: Cheers to Love Island.
For new connections, for hot babes, hot boys.
And yeah. Love Island 2022.
ALL: Whooo!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
JESS: Do you guys wanna play a game? Yeah, I love games.
Do you wanna play a game? Yeah, I love games.
Do you wanna play truth or dare?
Yeah! Why not? Yeah.
Oh, yeah!
VOICEOVER: It's the villa's first game of truth or dare
with a radical twist.
There's no truth
and every dare involves snogging.
Just how we play it at my family reunions.
Layla. Yeah.
I dare you to go sit on your mans lap
and give him a big smoochy-smooch.
ALL: Awwww.
On his lap please.
I'm gonna put my drink down.
ALL: Cheers.
Oh god, now we're getting.
Welcome to Love Island.
ALL: (CHEERING)
(HAPPY MUSIC)
The kiss with Layla was very good.
Chef kisses, it's beautiful, it's what I'm looking for.
(EXCITING SCREAMS)
That is cool, go for it.
Bloody hell.
OK.
Let's go.
It was a good kiss.
Definitely chemistry.
Yeah, I could've kissed him a little longer
but I was tryna hold out a little bit.
Holly.
Kiss the two people you fancy the most.
(SCREAMS)
OK.
JESS: Oh my god, I love it.
Hmmm.
Yeah, you gotta do it. Go on.
OK.
Yeww!
Mullet moustache, that is my first look I'd go for.
But he kinda like, he does rock it a little bit.
Suspenseful.
ALL: Ohhh!
Shit.
Got me hard.
Oh my god.
I was expecting. I usually do expect and I usually get.
It was definitely a tease.
It worked well.
'Cause I actually lent in.
OK Stella.
Kiss the Islander that you fancy the most.
Ooo.
HOLLY: Yeah go for it. Don't worry about steppin' on toes
there's no toes just yet.
(SIGHS) I'm nervous. ALL: (LAUGHS)
I'm gonna kiss Jordan.
ALL: Oh! Hey!
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
(MUMBLES) A fucken competition.
Everyone. They're fucken loving the mullet.
JORDAN: Why did no one step forward?
Fucken hell.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's a good feeling from having no one step forward
to having a few girls give you a kiss, so...
I'd be lying of I said that it didn't pump my tyres up a bit.
Conor. Kiss your favourite Islander.
Oohh...
(SIGHS)
(LOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Oo-ooh.
Oohh.
Whoo.
I didn't see that coming.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Wow, OK, cool.
Bam.
I feel like it struck a nerve a little bit
because Conor was my first option.
I'm clearly not his.
So...yeah.
That was a bit shit.
# I don't even know you.
# But I get the feeling that I want you.
No, it's not funny.
Oh really, am I in trouble?
Throughout the day,
I felt like I sensed, sort of like, pink flags in Conor.
And then he kissed Claudia
and then, I was just like yeah.
Red flags.
I just thought I'll take you away from the rest of the group.
Mhm.
'Cause what you did in the truth or dare
it's day one,
we're not married or anything,
but like, I'm actually here to find someone.
OK.
And like, I genuinely wanna find a connection
and take that on the outside.
So...
You want me to be on the same level as you?
No, no, no.
Like if your that's fine.
You know you're fucking cute, I wanna keep you happy
to be honest with you.
No, I want you to...
I wanna keep you smiling.
No, I want you to be honest with me.
I am being honest.
If you have a better connection with someone else,
I want you to peruse... But I don't.
..Someone else.
If-if you don't feel anything to me.
Because otherwise, that's called leading me on
and I-I do not respond well to being led on.
I understand. That really grinds my gears.
OK, I don't have a better connection with anyone else
other than you here.
OK.
I just wanna know where I stand and I want him to be honest about it.
That was just a game.
If I wanna pursue someone else, I'll tell you first.
OK. Can you forgive me...
..for doing that.
And then give me a chance to see where we go with this.
Alright, how about that?
OK.
Promise? OK.
The kiss with Claudia definitely made Jess worry about my intentions
and it ended up being a positive thing.
I hope she sees it that way as well
because if anything, it's just put me closer to her.
Now kiss me please.
I deserve it.
You're a bit of a baby, aye.
(MUMBLES) I love it.
It turned me on heaps to be honest with you.
So, props to her.
And props to me, 'cause I'm pretty happy with it.
(UP-TEMPO MUSIC)
# Bet you are the type
# Who gets it how they like.
# You don't want a chase
# But I'm a ride or die. #
What's gonna happen tonight?
Like, I wanted to go slow with all that sort of like sexual stuff.
You know? Yeah.
But, I'm gonna be horny.
I'm feeling good to share a bed with Austen.
He's ticking a lot of my boxes.
But, like I am a little nervous if I get a bit horny.
I don't know how I'm gonna hold out.
# Yeah I think you know that
# I think you're oh so fine.
# I like to have my way so you should blow my mind. #
Do you look hot with them on?
No, I don't. I don't.
Put them on. I don't think I wanna put them on
so that you're not disappointed.
If he did go for a cuddle,
I think I'd give in. I love a cuddle.
Oh!
He's...(LAUGHS)
I like Stella.
Mhm. It's dope.
With Stella,
I do have a connection.
They're might be a bit of spooning.
Maybe a bit of kissing.
And then that might grow.
(MUMBLES)
Do you want one or two pillows?
Oh it depends, let me test. Depends on the pillow.
Chemistry between me and Phoebe's great.
Tonight in bed,
if Phoebe wants to kiss or cuddle
then 100 percent I'm keen.
Putting a guard between us.
I'm gonna give Conor a chance,
but, he's gotta work for it.
Yeah.
# And when I give it to ya
# You gonna think it was your birthday.
# Happy birthday.
# Unwrap your gift
# 'cause I'mma give it to ya in the worst way.
# Give you something to miss.
# Make you want all of this babe.
# Yeah I think you know that
# I think you're oh so fine.
# I like to have my way so you should blow my mind.
# I wrapped it up like candy.
# Baby you still find keep on running after me.
# I'mma let you be mine.
# I'mma let you.
# I'mma let you be mine.
# I'mma let you be mine. #
VOICEOVER: Coming up.
Cheers. Cheers.
Holly gets cracking.
What's she doing with my man?
Leaving the other girls...
..reeling.
All the girls like Jordan's dark horse
I fucken said that.
Are you gonna fight for him?
100 percent.
(THEME MUSIC)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
VOICEOVER: It's the first morning
and while outside the Spanish sun bathes the stunning villa.
Inside our Islanders bath in the morning breath
of ten complete strangers.
Our couples are...
Claudia and Jordan.
Stella and Andre.
Layla and Austen.
Jessica and Conor.
Phoebe and Mitchell.
Holly and no one.
No way. Yeah (MUMBLES).
Ahh. Speech.
Oh my god.
Morning!
ALL: (LAUGH)
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
I'm gonna go orange today.
I'm gonna go a little bit of a sassy number, I think.
We're gonna have some fucken attitude today.
Thank you.
Go for a chat.
We're just gonna have a chat. Boys chat.
VOICEOVER: Oo! FYI, in islander slang
a scnack means a kiss, the full buffet means going all the way
and a rosti sausage means a long course of anti-biotics.
I have a bit of a schanicking.
Did you? Yeah, you're a schnack.
Just a cheeky, quick schnack.
Cute!
Was he a good kiss?
Yeah!
Awh.
He was really cute, he asked me.
He was like, "can I kiss you?"
Awh! (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
He's just like so funny, like, I don't know,
I feel really safe and comfortable with Mitchell.
And sharing a bed with him,
is very, very easy.
And usually I don't really like sharing a bed so...
No, it was-it was really good.
We were like kissing last night, so, yeah.
Were you's?
Did you's have a kiss?
I noticed you's were very close when I walked in.
Last night was good.
I've never met someone that I laugh with so much.
We were just laughing the whole entire time.
Honestly about nothing.
It seems like you're really into him.
No, I'm like super into him.
Not like, gla-la-la-la.
Like why am I giddy like a little school girl.
Anyway, enough about me.
Andre's actually like, he's really nice.
Like a really nice guy.
The more I get to know him,
we have like similar interests.
But I just think like, I'm not- (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Diverse feelings, you know what I mean.
That's me.
Your turn. Yeah.
Um, like, everything is just really good.
Did you have a shnack?
No, I didn't have any shnacks. Really?
Not even a single shnacky?
She kind of confessed in our pillow talk,
she confessed that she hasn't got along with a guy this... like, ever.
She's like, "You're just, like, everything I want."
Fuck, that's good. Yeah, bro.
That's big. Yeah, she's like, "Any other guys
"come in, I don't think... that we compare,
"so I just want to be with you."
You reckon Claudia's vibing with you?
She said, like...
You were talking heaps last night. Yeah, I know.
We were talking, like, heaps.
Yeah, I was pretty wrapped to share a bed with Claudia last night.
Yeah, we had a few nice cuddles and, yeah. It was good.
We did not stop fucking cuddling, and he was so cute.
He was, like, kept going like this. ALL GIRLS: Aww!
And he would like, you know when they, like, pull you... Ugh!
(GIRLS EXCLAIMING)
I was like, yeah.
Jordan needs to just copy and paste himself.
Yeah, yeah!
We need six Jordans and we're all set.
Control + C, control + C, control + C.
Yeah, my night was great, guys. Oh! OK, sorry.
I really enjoyed my sleep. It was good.
I had a dream that I had a man next to me, though.
It was, like, bizarre.
I kept having dreams, though, that I had a guy next to me
and I was like, "No, Holly, don't be stupid. There's no one there."
Single!
So, like, you know, that could change.
I would like it to change at some point.
Mate, I... You've got to be winning.
(PHONE CHIMES)
(ALL SHOUT)
Guys, I just got a text!
It's happening.
It's happening! Guys, come on over. Hurry up!
OK...
(CHEERING)
Jolly Holly!
HOLLY: I need someone to help me pick an outfit!
Go and get ready. Look good for her!
I said today was going to be my day, so I'm so excited.
I'm like...
It's a Holly day!
Holiday today!
NARRATOR: So, Holly's text told her to speed date all the boys.
The suspense is killing me.
Jordan's text told him not to change a single thing,
because he is sunshine in a mullet. Hi, Jordan!
Oh, hi! Hi!
Modern Jesus is here.
How are you? Yeah, good, thank you.
Got some little mimosas going on.
He looks good from the back.
Yeah, he kind of looks good from every fucking angle.
Cheers. Cheers to your first speed date.
Yeah, thanks. I'm excited. You excited?
100%.
Talking to Holly, I could feel
the eyes in the back of our head with all the girls up there.
She has good chat, such good chat.
You're not my usual type that I'd go for,
like, I go for quite clean cut, like tall, dark and handsome.
Bit of a tan, but you've got great facial features,
and you're very much what I go for, like, in the face, 100%.
What's your type in a girl that you would go for?
One that you would like to take home to your parents?
Someone that's got similar traits to me, like, you know...
Yeah, that's sweet. ..the vibes, they're driven.
He is such an angel boy.
Honestly, you could just wrap him up like a little present
and just give him to your mum for Christmas
and she would be very, very happy.
He's such a good listener.
Yeah. Makes me sick!
Are you, like, vibing Jordan? Yeah.
I think, like, last night, cuddling was, like, so sweet.
I don't know how to put it. Aww!
He's so fucking cute. He is, isn't he?
Watching Jordan and Holly today
made me feel a little bit of something in me,
which I shouldn't be feeling this quickly.
It's so hard.
In the house, like, who's, like, who have you got your eyes on?
At the moment... Oh, wait, wait, wait.
..all the girls are like, "Jordan's a dark horse."
I fucking said that. I was the first one said that.
Dark horse. Yeah, and then I literally took my...
And you were like, whoa!
Yeah, well, like, for me, like, nobody stepped forward, so like,
I'm expecting to be the one sitting there
just letting it happen. I feel so bad, I'm sorry!
She touched his arm!
I knew Jordan was going to be set up for Holly.
I knew it, I guessed it.
Wow! (GIGGLES)
I'm telling you, if there is, like, a re-coupling or something,
Holly will choose Jordan.
Good like with your next one. Enjoy. Thanks. You too.
I cannot let, like, my Sicilian craziness come out just yet.
Are you going to fight for him? 100%.
Yeah. Good girl.
NARRATOR: Single Holly's speed dates continue
in full view of the Parliament of scowls.
Oh my god.
It's like a cinema viewing here.
Next up is Mitchell, whose partner, Phoebe,
goes full Gollum to keep an eye on...
(MIMICS GOLLUM) ..her precious.
I seem like a bit of a psycho
in Mitch's speed date with Holly,
but I really was just... wanted to see what he was like.
Cheers. Cheers. We look each other in the eye?
I obviously can't even hear anything,
so I probably just look like the biggest creep ever
in the corner watching him.
What's she doing?
OK, ready?
What she doing with my man?
Linking arms and shit.
I just think you're so funny. Yeah?
You've just got such a good vibe about you.
Yeah, you too.
What is your impression of me so far?
Soon as I seen you, I seen the eyes, obviously.
OK. Piercing eyes.
And then the accent was like, whoa.
It doesn't seem like you overthink too much... Yeah.
..and you're just very... There's nothing going on up here!
Mitch and I do have the same sense of humour, like,
we banter, banter, banter, so it is just really easy to talk to him.
Super relaxing. It just really flowed.
Pull me for a chat later, I'll pull you for one.
Yeah, that'll be nice. We can continue this conversation.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Next up is Andre.
What kind of things do you look for in a girl?
I think it's important to me to find a girl
that's, like, driven, motivated. Yeah.
You know, I do love a strong, independent woman.
I reckon that's like, hot as fuck. Yeah, that's a huge thing as well.
Like, I've had lots of, like, situationships...
Situationships? What's that?
Yeah, like, I've never had a proper serious relationship
under my own belt, yeah.
I am funny, and I am, like, sweet,
and I am nice, and I would do anything for you.
Like, I would be the best girlfriend, like, seriously.
I really, really would. Like, if you give me the world,
I'll give you the other half back, like, I'll give you...
Look what you're saying!
He was super lovely, and he's got such a nice face.
He's super symmetrical.
There's your boy. I'm not looking.
You look nice...
in your little Birks and your shorts.
I feel so small when I'm next you, honestly.
Come and sit down. They had a chat, didn't they?
Yeah. It's been two days, and I'm like...
I'm in trouble.
Cheers.
So, who is your favourite?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know if I'm going to lay all my cards out to you just yet.
I would say, out of everyone, honestly,
Layla is the person that I like vibe with the most.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so nice that it's frickin' scary.
It was a date, but, mate, he still kept bringing up Layla.
I was like, "Mate, would you do this on a date? Really?"
We just both get each other.
If that was me on a date, I'd just walk out.
I'd be like, "Alright, OK, you're obviously not interested,"
So that's how I feel about that situation at the moment.
NARRATOR: As Holly and I adjust our bikinis,
final date, Conor, makes his entrance
with the traditional Love Island mating call.
Oi, oi! Oi, oi.
I should have worn shoes, hey.
He's laughing because he knows I'm fucking watching.
Hello. How are we?
Good, how are you? Very good.
About time we had a talk, hey? Yeah, I know. It's been...
It's been a bit. Hello. Come and sit down.
How are you? Thank you. Yeah, good.
You know what's fucked? I'm nervous.
You know what that means?
I think I fucking like him.
What do you look for in a girl?
Someone that respects me in the same way I respect them.
Mmm. Like, I like to control it.
Do you? Really? Can't tell.
I like being, obviously, in the masculine part of it.
At the same time, like, I can fall in line.
OK, alright, so how would you feel with, like, feisty girl?
Yeah, I'm into it.
I'm not gonna lie, my main type that I would go for is you.
Like, outside, like 100%.
She put it out there that she was attracted to me.
I just call that another Tuesday.
Oh! See you next Tuesday.
I would say that I'm quite a sexual person and quite fiery,
and I need someone who is a little bit hot-headed
who can also match that energy as well.
I usually get what I want, so...
No, I get that.
I like to be quite, like, a dominant person.
Oh, really? I didn't pick that up.
(LAUGHS)
50% of me is like, "Oh, you annoy the flying fuck out of me."
And the other half is like...
I'd climb him like a tree in about 30 seconds.
Well, thank you very much. Yeah, you too.
You've seen enough. Enough.
It's making me feel jealous. I'm jealous!
Feel like I need to step up my game, like,
yeah, I feel like she has the potential to steal him.
We'll see. Hmm.
Mmm.
I really, I loved all my dates with the boys.
What's up, brother? How was that?
Mitch is so much fun.
He was really, like, yeah, definitely surprising.
I like Conor a little bit. Like, I can't help it.
I would say Conor is free game at this point.
Jordan is cute. He's cute.
NARRATOR: As day turns to night,
Love Island turns to general knowledge.
Claudia, which country in the Middle East
has Syria to the north and Saudi Arabia to the south?
Jordan!
Do you want to come for a chat? Yeah. Fuck yeah.
Up here. (WOLF WHISTLES)
Shut up! (LAUGHS)
You alright?
I asked Jordan about...
the Holly speed dating incident.
So, were you, like, vibing with her?
Not, like... I was, like,
vibing as in like it was a friendship conversation.
I was, like, nervous, because I know Holly likes Jordan.
I know she does.
But I don't think those feelings are reciprocated.
It was pretty quick, the chat, honestly.
I feel like she didn't ask, like, "Are you happy with Claudia?"
Oh, she didn't? No, she, like, didn't bring that...
Don't know if we didn't get there... Yeah.
..but I didn't want to say, "Thanks for the chat. By the way,
"I'm happy with Claudia." Like, you know what I mean.
Fuck's sakes. So nothing special? No.
I think I am confident to say that Jordan will shut her down.
But, it's just, like...
How did I not come up once in the conversation?
Now I'm starting to freak out a bit,
because thinking if it plays out where it's, like, re-coupling
and she picks first... Mmm.
..it's like, fuck, what about if she does pick me?
It's like, "I'm happy with Claudia.
"I wanna be in Claudia's bed tonight."
It makes me nervous because Holly someday could have the power
to take Jordan away,
and I don't think neither Jordan nor I want that.
But it could happen, and it's, like, unnerving.
It's, like...not a good feeling.
No, I'm happy. Like, I'm happy where I'm at.
You are? Yeah. 100%.
But obviously my eyes are for you and you only, so...
Like, legit? Like 100%? Yeah. Yeah.
Right now? Yeah.
OK.
Well, same. Yeah?
Yeah, I'm starting to like him.
I don't want it to be ripped apart from me.
That was very cute. Thank you.
I didn't know you had dimples.
You have dimples! Do I?
You have two dimples. OK.
Don't stare at me too much!
Are you wearing a ring? Yeah.
Is this your ring? Yeah.
See, I'm so smart.
That is the most beautiful finger ring
I have ever seen on Love Island!
You look great. PHOEBE: Oh, stop it, you.
Did you say, "I know"?
No, I said, "Stop it, you."
Fearing Holly's speed dates may give her the power
to steal a boy, Phoebe checks in on the Mitch sitch.
So... How are you?
I'm good, how are you? I'm good.
How was your little...
your little date?
It was good, it was good. That's good.
Um... She surprised me.
Like, with how much she took an interest in me.
Yeah, when she talked to us,
she was like, "Such great banter between us.
"Like, I think, you know, like..."
I'm not gonna sit there and not talk.
Yeah, I know. Yeah.
That's what we're here for.
Yeah, I did want to make it clear to her that I'm...
Like, talking to you. Yeah.
You know, I've got a really good guy, so, yeah,
he literally changed my mood within ten seconds of me speaking to him.
So I'm a bit smitten about it.
I don't know, I feel like things are going to be...easy peasy.
All good? Hello. Yeah, all good. You?
Yeah, good.
He's so smitten. I know!
He's smitten, she's smitten,
lights are lit-ten,
that's a big kitten,
Holly's from Britain,
Islander toast standing not sittin'.
Right, just going to start off by saying
I'm very grateful for you guys.
To new friends, making sick memories.
We have such a good time, and it was all meant to be.
Meant to be that we're all here.
Cheers! (CHEERING)
That was tight. That was really good.
That was good. Should we take some photos?
Yeah! I feel like that's us boys...
(PHONE CHIMES)
Whose phone's that?
Fucking hell! No way.
(GASPS) I've got a text!
(ALL CHEERING)
(OOHING)
Dun-dun-dun! Already?
My stomach dropped!
I feel like this whole experience just got ten times more real.
No, no, no, no.
That's so fucked.
My God, something big's gonna happen.
Yeah, there was definitely a lot of tension.
I feel like things are about to change, that's for sure.
Surely we're playing a game or something.
The fire pit is bad juju. Like, do not go near that.
It's literally negative energy. It's a curse.
I literally feel like we've all been in, like, a fairyland,
and now it's actually serious, and now we are all freaking out.
The islanders have no idea why they've been called to the fire pit.
Unless they've seen any of the 270 worldwide versions of the show,
in which case, they know it's to make some very dramatic television.
(PHONE CHIMES)
(SIGHS)
"Holly, stand up and face your fellow islanders."
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Holly, you are the only single islander,
"but tonight, the power is all yours."
Oh, fuck. Fucking knew it.
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Holly, it's time to steal someone's partner and couple up."
So...
I'd like to couple up with this boy because
he's shown me a really genuine soul, which is what I am looking for.
# Nothing lasts forever... #
At the end of the day, I could play it safe
and I could be nice to everyone, or I could follow my heart,
which is what I'm in here to do, so...
# Into the night... #
..as much as I don't like to step on any toes,
at the moment, I think it's too early,
and, to be honest...
# This is the beginning of the end... #
..I think, like me, you need to have a bit of a thick skin,
otherwise you shouldn't be here,
so I'm going to go with what I want.
And I think everyone else...
can respect that
because I would respect your decision the same way, so...
..the boy I would like to couple up with...
..is...
# This is the end... #
..Jordan.
# I'm breaking to pieces
# Just listening to the quiet
# The painful cry of silence... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
WHISPERS: Oh, shit.
"Holly, switch places with Claudia."
Sorry, babes.
It's so hard. You alright? You did good.
Sorry.
This is daunting. OK.
Fuck me.
# Hold back your tears... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Claudia, you are now single
"and must leave the villa."
(ALL GASP)
"Please pack your bags and say goodbye to your fellow islanders."
No way.
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck.
(JESSICA CONTINUES CRYING)
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