(EXCITING POP INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS)
NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island Australia...
Now with 100% more Spain.
Whoo!
Six sizzling single girls...
Yeah, ladies!
Love Island 2022, baby!
..met four hunky boys.
How are we?
I literally have, like, tingles.
And a bloke in eggplant budgies with a mullet.
Would you lose the mullet for love?
So, you don't like it?
Uh... No comment.
They coupled up...
That is five couples officially locked in.
Phoebe and Mitchell.
Claudia and Jordan.
Layla and Austen.
Stella and Andre.
Jessica and Conor.
And our single girl, Holly.
Aw, poor Holly.
(SLURPS LOUDLY)
Couples started to click.
The Love Island gods answered my prayers.
That was nice you picking me.
Were you happy or not really? Mm!
The mullet is growing on me.
Some really clicked...
(GIGGLES)
..before they cracked.
Kiss your favourite islander.
Whoo!
That's called leading me on, and I do not respond well to being led on.
Then, single girl Holly...
The boy I would like to couple up with is Jordan.
..stole Jordan from Claudia.
You are now single and must leave the villa.
(SHOCKED GASPS AND CRIES)
Did not see that one comin'.
Ton-- Oh, wow, it's been a while.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Tonight!
Two new bombs...
(SQUEALING)
..lead to raised temperatures.
How are you doing? I'm Callum.
I'm ready to dig into that meal.
I'm hungry.
Are you serious? And red flags.
Jealous side of me came out and I wasn't happy.
This islander has faked orgasms.
What? What?
How do you do that?
All of our dirty secrets are about to be spilt.
Oh!
('LOVE ISLAND' THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
# Watch me crash and burn
# I'll be hurt
# Smoking endures. #
The boy I would like to couple up with...
..is...
# When it all comes down
# Down. #
..Jordan.
Holly, switch places with Claudia.
# Beyond the skies. #
(PHONE CHIMES)
Claudia, you are now single and must leave the villa.
(SHOCKED GASPS)
(MUSIC RACES)
What the fuck?
# Beyond the skies. #
It's fuckin' bullshit.
HOLLY: When I realised my decision sent Claudia home,
I felt like the biggest arsehole in the entire world.
I'm so sorry.
CLAUDIA: I knew she was gonna choose him.
It's sad because, like, I think we were going somewhere nice.
Take care.
(WHIMPERING)
LAYLA: They were really, really cute together
and it was, like, only starting.
(CLAUDIA MOANS)
What the fuck?
Yeah. Not really.
It's just not fair.
An opportunity to fall in love with him has been taken too quickly.
I knew I had a good feeling.
But you're gonna be great.
(CLAUDIA CHUCKLES)
That's not what it's about, but.
We were getting to know each other.
It was smooth sailing.
We both...both had our eggs in each other's baskets.
It sucks because, like, everyone's just so cool.
I know!
You'll be good. You'll be fine.
You know you'll be fine, anyway.
You'll have a good time.
Just shattered that, two days in,
you find a connection and, yeah, she's packing her bags to go home.
You will find someone in here like that.
You know you will.
Yeah, you will, obvious-- you will, you know you will, which is good.
So just... But I want you.
(CLAUDIA CHUCKLES)
I'm waiting for the perfect moment to have a kiss
but, yeah, not meant to be.
Should've shot my shot a bit earlier.
It's OK. It's not OK.
I know. Do you want a hug?
Um, just make sure that, like, on the outside,
you stay true to yourself.
Yeah, for sure.
And make sure, you know, if there's gonna be another one,
that he's treatin' you right.
Yeah, if this doesn't work out, then meet me on the outside.
By then, hopefully, I can tell ya I've read a full book.
I'll be so proud of you. Yeah.
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYS)
It's a shock.
I'm shocked!
I did not see that coming.
But, Claudia, you are honestly the sexiest woman I've ever seen.
Shut up. Yeah!
Claudia brought beauty to the villa.
She was stunning, she brought good vibes.
# I don't like to see the cold water
# It frightens me but I'm gonna dive in anyway
# I'm gonna dive in... #
She was really, really sweet and just genuine
and, like, yeah, she's gonna be missed.
To think that someone is going home already...
..everyone's going through a rollercoaster of emotions.
At the end of the day, it's a pretty big reality check,
I think, for everyone.
# Anyway it was me who gave my heart away. #
Group hug, group hug, come on! Everyone in!
Aw!
# I'm afraid of love but it's the thing I won't give up. #
(CHEERS AND LAUGHTER)
When I first saw him with those god-damn budgie smugglers,
I think I judged him so quickly,
but it just taught me that judging people too quickly
is just the worst thing that you can do 'cause he's like gold.
Good luck on the outside.
Thank you, good luck in here.
Ooh!
See ya. Have the best time.
See ya! Bye!
Love you!
See ya. Love you!
# Standing on the platform
# Watching you go. #
It's obviously not a good feeling to leave the villa first.
# But I think I'm lost... #
But I'll go with my head held high.
# So I
# I think I'm lost without you. #
I think Jordan was genuine with what he said about me,
so I think it's gonna be hard for him.
# And I've been strong for so long
That I never thought how much I love you. #
We'll just go down there. Mm-hm.
I just want to be, like, away from everybody.
Yeah.
(ISLANDERS CONVERSE)
Ripping the band-aid off.
Hey?
I said ripping the band-aid off.
(JORDAN CHUCKLES)
There's only one way to do it. Yep.
At the end of the day, Holly's gotta do what she's gotta do.
I respect that.
Like, she's not gonna stand up there and say I'm not gonna choose anyone.
Obviously, I do feel awful Claudia went home.
Oh, 100%.
Like, I love her to bits, I loved her to bits.
I've said from the start I don't want to step on any toes
but I don't think it's stepping on any toes when it's so new.
No-one knew she was going home.
Even if I did know she would've gone home,
which I didn't at all... Nuh.
..I really stand by my point of, like, you can't play it safe in here
and you have to go with how you feel
or, like, what you think would be best for you in that instance,
and that sounds really selfish
but it's not, you know, it's not here to be, like, Friendship Island.
I'm really here for myself and I want to stay really true to myself
'cause I'm sick of, like, putting my own likes and wants aside
for other people.
I'm super sorry for you for upsetting you,
and I know you did like Claudia.
Mm-hm.
She's obviously chosen someone that she is most interested in,
and unfortunately, on my behalf,
that was me which has split me and Claudia up.
Good things come to those who wait and just take it day by day
and just enjoy the experience here, that's all I'm doing, as well.
Yeah, I appreciate the chat, though. Thank you.
Nuh, thanks for telling me.
Yeah, it's gonna be weird
not having my little Italian snack to cuddle tonight, so, yeah.
Yeah. (PHONE CHIMES)
What the...?
(EXCITING MUSIC PLAYS)
Claudia, you have not been dumped from the villa.
Two boys are coming to rescue...
# Oh step right up
# Who's next?
# You're messing with the best. #
I'm Callum.
I'm 24, I'm from Wales and I'm a pool boy.
# Ready set
# Ready set let's go
# This fire's blazing
# We're trouble making. #
I'm Tak.
I'm 22, I'm a rapper
and I work security at a strip club in Brisbane.
# Ready set
# Ready set let's go
# Go-whoa-oh
Go-whoa-oh. #
If I don't believe in God, I do now.
# Ready set let's go. #
# Imma go Imma go Imma go hard. #
Girls look at me and they think he's dangerous,
and girls love bad boys (ECHOES).
But I definitely have a very good side.
I'm loyal, 100%.
If I'm in a relationship, it's just me and you, no-one else.
I'm comin' onto Love Island to find love,
so I'm gonna do whatever it takes to find that.
If I've gotta cut grass, then I'm cutting grass.
# Drippin' drippin'. #
# I'm in love
# Hot sugar. #
One of my nicknames is Wilf, Welshman I'd Like to Fuck.
# Ay yo you always come to Wales. #
I've never really been into tattoos.
I've always run by the phrase, you know,
I'd never put stickers on a Ferrari, so I keep it clean cut.
(SONG CONTINUES)
I think I could find love.
It'd have to be a girl that's cute,
got a mad tan with some sort of intelligence 'cause I don't really
have much intelligence, to be fair, so she needs to carry the team.
# Am I being a bad guy? #
(CHUCKLES)
(EXOTIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
Still under the impression Claudia's been dumped,
Stella and Jess are shocked.
But not nearly as shocked as we are by this dodgy camera angle.
Guys, can we straighten it up, please?
Like...
And I feel like, um...
Thank you.
Like, I feel like it's really made me feel like I'm here
and I need to take this experience way more seriously.
Yeah, me, too.
It's a wake-up call.
Mm, yeah.
On the bright side, though, Stella tonight...
Yes.
There's been multiple comments made by Andre.
Bro.
Stella looked stunning. Yes, sir.
Mm!
I watched Andre, as soon as she sat down with the straight hair...
As soon as Holly got up to get a water bottle, bro...
You're like a moth to a light.
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah, how do you feel, Jordan? It's a shock, obviously.
Like, you don't expect that to happen.
It's gonna be awkward, like,
I'm not gonna roll straight over and give her a cuddle tonight.
But, at the same time, I'm like I don't want to just roll over.
Like, I'm gonna feel fuckin' terrible but that's how I feel.
I don't know, it's just fuckin' weird as.
Like, I did not expect it and it's just, like, shit.
Look, like, sharing a bed with Holly, it's gonna be weird.
Like, I don't really share beds with people
that I don't have a genuine connection with,
but, at the end of the day, I'm not gonna just give her a cold shoulder.
Would you give it a crack or no?
I wouldn't say no.
Like I said, I'm gonna give her the time of day and chat to her,
but, like, at the minute, like, I don't see anything at the minute.
But I think it's because you're still infatuated with Claudia.
That's what I mean.
Like, I had eyes for Claudia the whole time.
You know, you get, like, the tunnel vision.
I felt like it was just startin' for you two, aye?
Shit timing, aye?
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
The current situation with Jordan, where do we begin?
It sucks but, like, I had a chat with him before.
How did that go?
It went well.
I just had to bite the living shit out of my tongue.
I had a mad chat with her up there.
What did youse talk about?
We just talked about, like...
(INSECTS CHIRP FAINTLY)
Fuck, what did we talk about?
Jordan, you were there!
Holly poured her heart out!
That's not very understanding.
He's understanding.
Yeah, he is understanding,
and I'm trying to be respectful of his feelings, as well,
because, like he said, like, the girl he was getting along with,
like, has been dumped.
And from the get-go,
you always also said you fancied Jordan, you know what I mean?
It's not like you randomly sprung and said, like,
a random name and we were like, "Whoa, we didn't see that coming."
I think we all kinda did see it coming
and, like, you gotta do what's best for you.
Jordan's reaction did piss me off a little bit.
Just have a little bit of empathy.
Try standing up there in front of everyone and then see how you like
to be doing that dumping and to be sending someone home.
He's like, "I need time, I need time to do my own thing."
I said, "I get that."
I said, "I'm not forcing you to do anything."
So, if he's really that fuckin' upset,
just stick it up, son, and at least you get to make a new friend.
I get it really sucks.
I'm not a fuckin' ogre. Yeah.
Like, am I really that bad?
Like, are you really that disgusted?
I feel like he probably didn't mean it in that way.
I'm just gonna take a quick video drinking away my sorrows.
Beers are the best to neck.
Just drinking away my sorrows tonight.
(POIGNANT MUSIC)
Me and Claudia were, yeah, hitting it off
and having great chats and, yeah, the chemistry was definitely there.
She's already...
Yeah, like, she's gone, so...
Poor Jordan!
And poor Claudia!
Some champagne 'cause she is feeling fine!
TAK: Let's get back in the villa.
Wait, we're going now?
Yeah, we'll just go back in. Shut the fuck up.
100%. Everyone's going to die.
Here's to... Cheers to the start of the night.
Yes, no shit.
Starting it right.
Oh, my God, can I hug you two again?
Yeah. Of course. It's like a Christmas present.
We're going back in, dominate.
The gift that keeps giving. I know!
Oh, my God, I'm shaking, OK.
Do it, let's do it! Let's go?
Yeah. Can I...?
Oh, thank you, thank you very much.
How has it been in there so far?
Chaotic?
No, it's chao-- But it's amazing.
Like, you guys are gonna, like, absolutely love it.
You gotta show us around.
I will.
I'm telling you, I'll show you every nook and cranny,
every nook and cranny.
His awkward way of kind of doing jokes
and I said, I said to Jess, I said...
Holy shit! (GASPS)
(TENSE MUSIC)
They got a text.
Fuck off.
(WILD SQUEALS)
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Did they? Yeah.
What, uh?
I got a text!
Yeah, we know. OK.
Where are we at?
My heart is beating so fucking hard.
(WILD SQUEALS)
Oh, my God!
Fuck! Fuckin' hell!
(STRONG-TEMPOED POP SONG PLAYS)
It's not happening right now? Now?
They're incoming! No, they're coming!
# Ooh yeah
# When you see me coming you better hold on tight
# Oh oh
# Oh-oh-oh
# Oh oh Oh-oh-oh. #
No, not now. Holy fucking shit.
Oh, my God!
# Ain't no stoppin' us now. #
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, she's back. What?
(WILD SQUEALING) No way!
Oh, my God! What the fuck?
Holy shit.
She's back Hey, how you doing?
I'm Callum. Nice to meet you.
Claudia did not just come back with a snack, she came back with a meal.
Hiya, how you doing? I'm Callum.
I'm ready to dig into that meal. I'm hungry.
Oh, my God, hi.
I'm Jess. I'm Tak.
Sorry, what was your name? Tak.
Callum.
Is that her? It's Claudia.
What? That's Claudia!
I think all the boys literally standing up there were like,
"Look how frickin' ripped Callum is,"
and I was like, "Yeah, I think it's half past a man."
You have an accent. Where are you from?
From Wales. From Wales, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God!
Mate, if he tries to cuddle Claudia tonight, oh!
Can you get your hands off my woman?
Elbows, he's fucking catching elbows.
Fuck, I've forgot all your names already.
I've forgot all your names already, haven't you?
Mate, the girls are fuckin' a bit happy.
What the fuck?
He's fuckin' jacked! Like, he's fuckin' jacked!
I'm like, "Holy cow."
Where do they make these guys from, like, factories or something?
How you going? Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Andre.
(EXCITED CHATTER)
Whee-hoo!
(CLAUDIA SQUEALS)
Are you actually back? Yeah, I am. I'm back.
What the fuck?
I know, I'm like...
I saw Jordan's face, and it just lit up.
I was so happy for the bloke.
Honestly, I was so happy.
I... Yeah. What the fuck?
Isn't it fucking...?
What a fucking, like, rollercoaster in here, man.
This is Love Island, baby.
(LAUGHTER)
(BOYS GIGGLE)
Coming up, Tak is tickin' boxes.
Oh, no way! What?
Shut up!
Oi, come here, come...
Tak is literally like my walking checklist.
Game on. Yeah.
And later, Conor sees red.
Jealousy rushes through my veins when things like that happen.
(LAIDBACK MUSIC PLAYS)
A security guard, a medical secretary
and a pool boy walk into a villa.
Sounds like the start of a rubbish joke
but it's what's actually happening - see?
Shall we go up to the...? Yeah.
Wherever the fuck that is, up there.
I don't know where to go, you tell me.
OK, come on.
And get these boys a cup.
Two bombs have dropped.
I'm talking, like, atomic bombs.
So how've you found it so far, alright?
Oh, how have I found it so far? Has it been crazy or what?
Yeah, I've been like...
I've literally been the cursed child in here.
What does that mean?
I've just had so much shit from the get-go.
So, I was the single girl... Yeah, right.
..from the start which kinda sucked a bit.
I'm gonna sit next to the new boys.
Jordan, I'm, like, buzzing for you.
Yeah, so Jordan could go and happily go and pull Claudia for a chat,
and I'll just go and talk to the tasty Welsh man, Callum.
(CORK POPS, SQUEALS)
Oh, gosh!
Whoo! Yay!
That was so good!
I'm good at sport.
So, what's the debrief then? What's been happening?
You first. Name, age, occupation, go.
Yeah, name, age, occupation.
Callum, 24, pool boy.
Pool boy, shut up. What's a pool boy?
You'll probably catch me doing laps in the morning
just making sure everything's all good.
You clean pools? I do PT on the side, but.
Oh, another PT. Yeah.
How many PTs are there?
Yeah. Mad.
I'm Callum from Wales.
I'm 24.
Yeah, it'll be mad, so happy to be here, like, awesome, bro.
I'm Tak, 22 and security.
Nice.
Yeah.
Tak, so hot.
He's just all-round hot.
Are you OK?
Are you like, what the fuck? Oh, yeah.
I'm, like...
Let me just fuckin'... Process?
..take it all in, fuckin' hell. That's fine.
(EXHALES)
Yeah, look, I'm absolutely rapt seeing Claudia walk back in.
I want to know exactly what your thoughts were when that happened.
When you left, I was just like thank fuck, like, I was so happy
that now I can just be myself, she's not there pullin' me down.
Yeah, true, true, true. Yeah.
I knew it, I can sense it.
My eyes are so only on Jordan.
Like, it's like tunnel vision right now.
Oh...
Yeah, girls, shall we show the boys around?
Let's go. Sorry, boys.
Yeah, you girls show 'em around.
Alright, let's go. Go.
Oh, I love the fact there's mirrors everywhere.
That's a sign.
Show me where we're nesting up. Bedroom, oh, yeah, OK.
Where's your bed then? (HOLLY LAUGHS)
Oh, quick to... OK, I like that, yeah.
I feel like the bombs are just gonna cause so much shit in the villa
'cause, like, they're hot, like, they're so hot.
This was my bed, all to myself. So where are you now, on the floor?
No, I'm now with Jordan 'cause I coupled up with Jordan, so...
Oh, right, I see the names on the pillows.
Callum is very flirtatious, and his banter is bang on point,
so, like, I can appreciate, I can appreciate that.
Have you got a good side? Like, which side...?
I don't have a good side, they're both good.
OK.
OK. Alright.
I wouldn't say I'm here to steal girls
but, if there's a bird that I like, I'm gonna get her, for sure.
Like, I'm not not gonna get her.
I'm not gonna sit there and watch her be with somebody else.
Like, if I like the bird, I'm gonna get her.
Like, that's just the way it works.
This is terrible. How are you feeling?
No, I'm excited.
It's actually really fun.
Been here for, like, two days. Two days?
Yeah, and, like, it feels like a month.
The bombs are just comin' and just created this whirlwind
and I think some of the boys are shitting themselves.
Full-blown got the shits.
Like, not just like a small little trickle, like, they are just like
full, bam, dumping themselves right now, honestly.
Bro, this is perfect 'cause this proves the opportunity.
If she's not willing to do it for me, I don't need to worry about it.
I'll figure something out, I'm fine. Yeah.
I'm not worried about it. Game on.
I don't think I need to do anything with Jess.
I don't think they could turn her heads 'cause look at me.
What's your type? Yeah, what is your type?
Uh, short, dark hair.
Are you just saying that 'cause we're sitting here?
Yeah. No, it's legit.
All the girls are very welcoming, and I think,
I don't know, I think I'm leaning towards a few of the girls.
I like this. I love tatts.
My whole leg is done.
Yeah, of what?
It's a Japanese dragon.
That's mad.
I love Japanese culture. So do I.
I'm really into, like, anime.
Oh, no way! No way. So do I.
Oi, come here.
Please tell me you are.
I love anime.
Oh, my God! I haven't had...
Oh, my God, I'm out of my seat.
I haven't had an anime conversation since I've been here!
She's been dying, dying... What do you watch?
Like, everything. Like what?
'Demon Slayer'. Oh, my God, that's my favourite one.
No way.
Tak is literally, like, my walking checklist.
Like, what more can I ask for?
He's hot.
He watches fucking anime.
Oh, my God, like, I was dying.
As soon as he said that, I was already sold.
You're ticking a couple of boxes, Tak, I'm not gonna lie.
Fuck...
I think he's ticking all of your boxes right now
because what the fuck?
So, my 5-minute chat with Tak
destroys the last two days I've had with Conor.
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS)
After being hit by new bombshells Callum and Tak,
Claudia and Jess head for a pow-wow in the tipi of truth
or, as they call it in Spain, los tipi of truth.
This is huge.
The bombs have been dropped.
Callum and Tak.
Oh!
Like, they're so hot.
You could not have gotten better bombs.
You can't get better bombs, eh?
And they're so... They're very nice.
They're so nice.
They're very nice boys, especially...
So, Tuk. Is it Tak?
Tak. It's Tak.
So... Oh, my God.
He ticks, like, all my fucking boxes.
He's obviously fucking hot.
He watches anime.
That's huge.
You're literally two peas in a pod? Yep, we're two peas in a pod.
He's also really funny.
I have not laughed like that...
I was watching you, I know, you were dying.
I've never seen Conor do that for you.
Oh, nuh, Conor's not funny.
T-A-snackity-K.
Spell...
It's Tak, by the way.
I didn't expect it to be like this.
Like, I thought it was gonna be, like, banging
but this is, like, proper banging.
I just don't want to be the guy that gets friend-zoned by every chick.
I don't think you're gonna be that guy, bro.
Something tells me something about you
that I don't think it's gonna be that guy.
I wonder what they're talking about.
I wonder what Conor's doing with them.
(INSECTS CHIRP FAINTLY)
Shall we eavesdrop? Yeah.
(BOTH GIGGLE)
The new alpha males have upset the pecking order.
The female hornius maximus approach
seeking information about their potential mates.
Alas, all they encounter is mindless jibber-jabber
about the preferred fashion pouch of the male's reproductive organs.
Bro, I've never wore Speedos before.
I don't do Speedos. I don't even want to try them on.
How many pairs of shoes you bring?
I don't know, like, 15?
How the fuck did you bring 15 pairs of shoes?
Mate, my bag is like a Tardis.
Yeah, your bag is pretty big.
What shoes, what size are you?
Big feet, mate. Yeah, well, no shit.
That's not what I asked.
Where's...? Oh...
What the fuck's going on here?
Why would you choose to be sitting there?
Go. Could we make it...?
(WILD GIGGLING)
Could we make it any more obvious?
What are you doing? Thank you, Jordan.
Sensing Jess might change direction and choose a new Tak,
real estate agent Conor's considering evicting Andre
and making an offer on Casa Stella,
subject to financial approval and a successful chat.
Stella, do you want to go have a chat?
Yeah. Yeah, cool.
I did step forward for Conor when we were all picking our couples,
so I was just excited to be pulled for a chat.
I wanted to get to know you.
You're the only person I haven't had a conversation with.
Like, you seem like a lovely person, by the way.
Sorry I haven't given you attention before.
No, it's OK, you know, I feel like no-one has spoken to me
so I'm really glad that I'm here in this chat.
I'm sorry.
No, don't apologise, don't apologise at all.
I am gonna apologise because I'm happy that I'm here.
She's, like, extremely nice, like, scary nice, to be honest with you.
She's like every other girl in this villa times ten in one girl.
You think I'm different, though, than when you first met me?
Yeah, you've straightened your hair.
No! Oh, well, yes.
Your hair straightened changed everything for me.
I'll tell you that, honest. Really?
Yeah, yeah. Why?
I don't know, you just look like a different person.
Oh!
It wasn't till I had my straight hair that he was like, oh, you know,
I'll get to know you kind of now you have your straight hair.
I just want someone who can try to get to know me for who I am,
not just what I look like.
Do you see a connection with me?
I just... I don't know.
I reckon I'm gonna couple up with you.
What? I do think that.
Oh...
You...
But you need to get to know me first.
Yeah, I'll get to know you while I'm coupled up with ya.
I was like, huh?
I was like, you don't tell me, like, what to do sort of thing.
Like, for some reason, it makes me, like, want to,
like, kiss Andre or, like, cuddle him in bed, but I don't know why.
(DRAMATIC SIGHS)
# Lights go down
# When we're together everything's alright. #
That's hot.
# Love your smile
# So I want to know everything that you like. #
I'm like literally gonna be dreading every night now.
I think it's just...
It's hard, me coupling with Jordan.
He's co closed...
He's like fucking besotted with her.
He's literally besotted with that girl.
Oh...
# Oh yeah
# I'm in for the day Are you here with me too? #
CALLUM: I'm excited to sleep in the villa the first night.
I swear to God, if that Tak is moving around in bed,
I'm kicking him out.
I want to swap places with Callum.
Callum can go sleep with Conor and I can go in with Tak.
Ah! I want to!
Definitely in a vulnerable position with the new two bombs coming in.
I definitely need to pull my socks up,
work on my relationship with Stella.
I genuinely am in the weirdest mood.
Do you want to touch my eyeball?
Oh, I touched it. Did you touch it?
Why'd you want me to touch your eyeball?
You have an eyeball fetish.
I was just seeing if you wanted to do it.
Yeah. You've got nice eyes...
And I get a bed to myself.
You do.
I'll come and say g'day, but.
I don't want to see Jordan in bed with Holly.
Cuddle.
Jordan is the cuddler.
He is, yeah, I don't want anyone else to feel that.
Alright.
I swear to God...
# I promise to love you and always keep you safe
# Whether you're wrong or right I'll still love you the same way
# Believe me when I say
# I'll give you my all
# Baby whoa
# I want you
# And I knew right from the start we were meant to be
# No matter where you go your home will be with me
# I believe you when you say
# I'll give you my heart. #
I know what you're all thinking,
it's the second episode and we haven't had a song yet!
Don't worry, guys, I got this.
Here we go!
# The lights flick on it's a brand new day
# The two new boys are here to stay
# The bedroom smells it's a stinky funk
# Cal the pool boy playing with his junk
# Frolicking around partially nude
# Easy now it's a little bit rude
# But Mitchell's up for some naughty fun
# So let's watch Austen smacking his bum! #
That's it, that's the end of the song.
Did you cuddle it? I was the whole night.
Look, it's warm.
Mitch? What?
My breath, does it smell?
We got our eye on anyone or people?
Uh, got a couple, couple in mind, you know?
So, I think you and Jess are looking really, really good.
Me and Jess, you reckon?
Jess is cute. Jess is cute.
For sure, Jessica is right now sitting at the top.
We're already a little bit,
like, got that vibe and a little bit playful.
Nah, the girls are very chill, too.
No-one's like up themselves.
Like, that's red flag already...
Does it? I like that a little bit, though?
What? No, not too much.
Like, a little bit...
Like, I like a little bit of, like, yeah, "I know I'm not hot."
Yeah, I love that.
But then, when you get to it,
it's like fuckin' too much, you're like, relax.
Fine line.
What about you, Callum? Red flags? Crusty lips.
Is that it? Yeah.
What the fuck?
I can't do crusty lips.
I can't even look at that. I'm like licking my lips now.
I've got my balm on me 24/7, brah, literally.
Lip balm, like, essential.
Like, you need, like, lip balm.
Is that it?
Oh, icks, yeah, I think mainly that one.
Is it more personality or looks for you?
No, it's all about looks. OK.
It's all about looks. At least you're not a liar.
Like, the personality would never attract me first.
Like, I always gotta have somebody
that looks the part, do you know what I mean?
And then after I get to know them...
After you get to know them? But just 'cause of their looks?
Usually, like, I wouldn't go up to a bird in the club,
"Oh, she's got a good laugh or she's got good banter,
like, I'm gonna talk to her," no way.
You're gonna go into the club and be like, alright, scout it out, who's
the hottest one and you know where you're going, you know what I mean?
And if the personality's shit, it's shit,
but it doesn't matter, you're sitting with a hot bird.
Yeah, exactly. Oh, my God.
If you go into a bar and you see all these birds, you're not gonna go
and just talk to the minger first, like, you're not gonna do that,
unless the minger is part of the group of the girl that you want,
then you give her the attention because then the girl
that you actually want gets a bit jealous, you know what I mean?
Keep her on her toes.
I just say what everyone else is thinking.
'Cause I bet every other guy up there is thinking the same thing.
I don't think...
Yeah, I don't think any guy has actually said that yet, so...
They're all like, "No, personality."
Fuck that. You ain't fucking the personality.
I don't think I want to get to know Callum.
Like, he's pretty to look at
but I don't think there's really much on the inside
and that's what I'm looking for, not that he's looking for that.
What's your type?
My type is, like, either big, buff, tatts, really tall.
Someone who can, like, eat me or someone who's, like, small...
I've got toast but I've probably got room for dessert.
Shut up, shut up...
That's not what I mean.
Someone who, like, tramples me. Yeah.
So you like to get thrown about. Yeah.
She likes to...yeah.
No, not in that fucking way.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh!
(CHILLED MUSIC PLAYS)
Impressed by Callum's physique, Jess says exactly the same thing I did
when I first laid eyes on our resident pool boy.
Callum is, like, fuckin' flawless.
How flawless is he, Callum?
I've just spoken to him and my opinions have...(WHISTLES)
In a good way or a bad? No, really bad.
Really? Really bad.
Yeah. Oh, my God, oh, my God, the biggest red flag you could imagine.
That's what I thought yesterday when I was asking him all the questions.
He blatantly said, "I was like personality or, like, looks?"
He's like, "Nuh, looks." He's like, "Looks all the way."
He's like, "Oh, and then maybe like I'll get to know them,
like, their personality."
It's because he just likes to root.
Yeah, and I'm like, "Why are you here?"
Yeah, no, he did say he was here for fun.
Yeah, no, we asked him.
Oh, so he full just admitted...? He said he was here for fun.
I didn't know it was fuckin' Fun Island.
Cheers' bro.
Yesterday was huge for me.
Like, Tak honestly blew me away.
Like, I felt like he was put in here for me.
We're too similar in a good way.
It's crazy.
It's the complete opposite of Conor
'cause, like, the 2-minute chat that I had with Tak...
Was so much better?
So much better than the two days I've been with Conor.
See, here's the thing, this is what's hard, right?
It's hard because I'm very physically attracted to Conor,
and we're sharing a bed so, like, how can I not kiss him?
But I think you need to step back from it.
I do.
And be like, this is physical and this is emotional.
I don't think we're ever getting deep into an emotional connection.
I don't think so, either.
Tak, I reckon we have strong potential.
Yeah. Strong potential.
Can I say something about Conor? Yeah!
You had a... Oh, my God!
I forgot about... So, Conor pulled me for a chat.
He was like, look, like, he's like,
"Things aren't really working between Jess and I."
And then he's like, "So, I wanted to pull you for a chat."
And then he's literally like,
"Who are you gonna pick at the next recoupling?
"Like, what's your thing?"
He is a game player.
So, I'm like, "I think, like..."
He's like, "Oh, we can have a chat
"and then I can just pick you at the next recoupling."
And I said, I was like, "Oh, I think
"you just need to get to know me a bit more."
I was like, "I think..."
Like, he was just very direct and I think, for me, like...
Bold, brother.
I like that people are, like, telling the truth but I think
I was really shocked because I was like, "Oh, like, it's very strange
"to talk about recoupling, it's your first conversation with someone."
But doesn't that show you what his true intentions are?
Exactly.
Weren't all his eggs in your basket? Exactly.
How many eggs does this man have?
I was shocked when Stella told me that.
How can you say that to someone
after having one chat with them about basic stuff?
That just does not make sense to me.
There's no way I'm letting this one slide.
So, Conor's 2-minute chat with Stella has absolutely enraged Jess,
whose 2-minute chat with Tak was completely different
and the real deal, OK?
When you're 25...
That does not look like...
I know! (PHONE CHIMES)
Holy fuck. Oh, I got a text!
(SQUEALS)
I got a text!
(SQUEALS) Let's go!
(SQUEALS)
Quick, quick, quick!
Let's do it.
(CHEERING)
Oh, fuck!
Whoo! Whoa!
(WHISTLING) Oh, we got kits!
We got kits to wear!
I love red, I love red. I look good in red.
Love the red shorts.
Red is my colour, so I'm stoked about that.
Excited... Oh, red flags!
Red flags. I get it, I get it.
(SQUEALING)
Oh, my God!
These are actually nice kicks, though.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, my God.
When the text said red flags,
I was literally so scared for everyone in the villa
'cause I was like, all of our dirty secrets are about to be spilt.
This is a bit Baywatchy vibes with the red shorts.
What's happening here? (LAUGHTER)
Let's go down.
Let's fucking go! (WHOOPING)
The islanders are ready for their biggest challenge
since writing their names on the application.
# Coming in hot. # It's called Red Flags.
(CHEERING, SQUEALING AND LAUGHTER)
# Yeah yeah yeah yeah. #
In this guys versus girls snoggathon,
our islanders will choose a life buoy that reveals a saucy secret
belonging to someone on the opposite team.
(LAUGHTER AND JEERS)
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
First, they must wrestle a deadly inflatable shark.
Get him!
Then, they'll do their best
Baywatch-inspired slo-mo run to the rescue.
Finally, they'll perform life-saving mouth to mouth.
If they correctly identify the owner of the secret,
they win a point for their team.
Stella.
(LAUGHTER)
Callum's dead gorgeous and dead wrong, so no points for the boys.
Let's see how Conor goes.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
(LAUGHTER AND EXCITED CHATTER)
Whoo!
That's it!
Yeah.
Oh, he's eyein', he's eyein'.
(CHEERING)
I was not impressed when Conor was kissing Layla.
(CHEERING)
Layla!
Whoo, yeah!
I mean, can have a dance and I can just get it behind
and, I mean, on stage and in the bedroom.
(WILD CHEERING)
Alright...
Ooh! Sheesh!
Let's do it.
(GIRLS SQUEAL)
(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)
Oh!
You know, a bit of tongue action, bit of back and forth.
It wasn't just like a one-way kiss, we both went in for it.
With Jess kissing Tak, I didn't feel that good about it.
Jealousy rushes through my veins when things like that happen,
so it's just...it's just who I am.
(CHEERING)
Phoebe!
(WILD JEERS AND LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHTER)
OK, I feel like, sometimes, they...
I don't know, they just go for too long,
it's literally so shit, so I'll just fake and get it over and done with.
You don't have to worry about me going too long, Phoeb.
(LAUGHTER)
People have been giving her vanilla sex.
Some men are boring.
You need to get down and dirty with your woman.
(CHUCKLING)
Ooh!
(CHEERS AND LAUGHTER)
(UPBEAT POP TRACK PLAYS)
Whoo!
Andre is a spicy little sausage.
Everyone out there listening, I'm a good kisser.
Jessica. Jessica!
(CHEERING)
She'd probably have some tricks up her sleeve,
do you know what I mean, and it should be fun.
Ooh! I think we know who this one is!
(EXCITED CHATTER)
The person who had the best slo-mo, I mean, it's kind of obvious.
It was literally like a girl's wet dream.
Oh, my God, Austen wet was like...
I was like...
I think I was almost wet. I think I was, actually.
He loves it!
Whoa!
Oh!
(CHEERING)
Phoebe!
(CHEERING)
It was just a good little side hustle.
Go, her. That's cool.
She has the confidence to do that, which makes her way more sexy.
Let's go, Jordy. Let's go.
(CHEERING)
Number one.
Ooh, number one!
Ooh.
(CHEERING)
(UPBEAT R&B TRACK PLAYS)
Slo-mo!
(CHEERING)
She wants more.
Claudia! Claudia!
Me getting stopped by the cops shocked everyone.
I thought a lot of people have done that before but clearly not.
What a fuckin' woman. (LAUGHS)
I love that. That's crazy.
The boys have two right.
Now let's see how the girls go.
Do it.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh! (GIRL SHOUTS)
Ooh...
(CHEERING)
Yeah, Stella!
(CHEERING)
Austen!
(CHEERING)
Oh, don't even get me started...
I could marry that bloke, I swear to God.
I honestly think, like, Harry Styles is like the perfect man,
like, what he stands for.
I've got a tattoo for him.
It's like his handwriting.
We'll be alright, 'cause I feel like you can get caught up in, like,
the stresses of life and it's important to know that,
in the end, like, we'll be alright, like, it's gonna be fine, so...
Yeah. Honestly.
Massive red flag! (LAUGHTER)
Harry frickin' Styles happens to be my favourite artist, as well.
Very surprising, some of the things that were mentioned today.
Hm!
Go, Holly! Go, Holly!
(CHEERING)
What? What?
How do you do that?
(CHEERING)
Yew!
Yeah!
Jordan!
(LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)
Oh! (LAUGHTER)
Does Tak just get a mayonnaise bottle and go er?
Just...
I don't know, I don't know how you can't know.
Oh, well, like...
I guess, like, when you're just not into it,
I just, like, pretend,
like, I'm like, yeah, yeah, do the big, like, climax,
build it up, build it up and then, like, just - oh!
(LAUGHTER)
Ooh!
We're looking at Tak's pants and Callum's pants
to see if we could work it out.
You gotta do what you gotta do to win the game.
(CHEERING)
Whoo!
Alrighty.
Hm!
Callum.
(CHEERING)
Callum!
(LAUGHTER)
I think it needed more time.
I think it was a little bit more like washing machine.
It should've been a bit more like -
bish, bash, bosh, like that, you know what I mean,
and then a bit of lip bangin' to just sass it up a little bit.
Oh! Oh, my God!
Whoo! (CHEERING)
(SULTRY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)
(CHEERING)
The kiss with Austen was, like, very different
to anything that I have experienced before.
Yeah, I sort of didn't want that kiss to end.
Whoa! Hey!
That's hot!
Yeah, it's not nice to see it, but, I mean, I trust him.
Austen! (CHEERING)
With a score of three to two, it's victory for the girls.
Last one back to the villa has to learn to read a card!
Jess confronts Conor.
I honestly feel headfucked right now.
And I don't? And I don't?
Are you serious?
I don't want to be but I am.
(CHILLED MUSIC PLAYS)
After Conor and Jess coupled up, Jess talked to new boy Tak,
so Conor got jealous and talked to Stella,
which made Jess jealous so she's now talking to Conor.
Pay attention, guys, this is getting serial!
This morning, Stella brought up that you pulled her for a chat,
and she was just telling me the stuff that you said.
Like what? That I wasn't aware of.
That you were talkin' about, like,
picking her at a recoupling or something.
I didn't say that. See, but that concerns me.
But, like, you were even talking about the potential
of recoupling with her but you don't even know her.
Yeah, true.
I'm annoyed at Conor for pulling Stella for a chat
because he told me that,
before he wanted to pull someone for a chat, he would tell me.
But he just went and pulled Stella for a chat behind my back.
We don't have a connection?
Of course we have a connection!
That's all that should matter.
That's why last night I was upset.
But it doesn't seem like that with you.
What do you mean?
Because you fucking went and pulled Stella for a chat
and then you told her that you want to potentially choose her.
No. Do you know what I mean?
Like, why would you think that way?
'Cause, at that point, you went to someone else without talking to me
which is what I asked you not to do.
We had a conversation about, you know,
the loyalty between us, and come to me first.
I was not very happy about her
having even a conversation with other boys.
The jealous side of me came out and I wasn't happy.
I honestly feel headfucked right now.
I'm very confused. I'm very confused.
Well, I don't want you to be.
OK, I don't want to be but I am.
I haven't even pulled anyone for a chat.
OK. I thought you had. That's so not fair.
Like, that's fucking not fair.
All I was doing was talking to the boys,
and then he went and pulled Stella for a chat.
He is spiteful.
I just felt like you were going behind my back
and, from my perspective, what would you do?
And you liked the way I reacted.
I was jealous, jealous as fuck.
I think Conor could be manipulative.
You're feisty.
And I get it, I understand that,
but look where we are, we're not in real life.
This feels real life to me...
Exactly, so that's why the fact
that you like me and I like you is real life.
Well, do you see why I'm going off? Yeah, but what I'm saying is...
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't be going off.
I would go pull other people for a chat
who actually want to get to know me.
And I don't? And I don't? But I haven't done it.
Are you serious?
How do I not want to get to know you?
I literally have not done anything wrong.
I'm a saint.
# It must be the devil. #
You're making me look like a complete idiot.
I'm not making you look like an idiot at all.
I feel like an idiot.
The more time I spend with you,
I know that I'm gonna, like, sorta start to develop feelings.
Do you have feelings?
I feel like I'm getting there.
So do I.
And, like... So do I.
And I, like, mean that.
Come here.
# Every little thing that you need. #
Can we just move forward?
Yeah, OK, I just... You know?
Conor always tries to get out of an argument by kissing me,
and it works.
# It must be the devil. #
I don't want to rap out 'cause I fuckin' get jealous
and sorry, it's a red flag but I get jealous,
and I don't want to think about you with someone else.
Alright.
'Cause my eyes haven't gone anywhere else.
Have they? Have they?
So, I can't be in trouble 'cause it's all just...
It's all talk.
There's nothing that I've done.
It's not fair to blame that on me
because of things that I haven't done, alright?
# You're bringing out the devil in me. #
Yeah, me and Jess are good now,
so we'll see how long it lasts, but, yeah, we're good right now.
LAYLA: I really like Austen.
Things are aligning and he's ticking all my boxes.
The kiss today, did you feel anything there?
Yeah. Did you?
Wait, did you? I did.
Have you said that to Layla? No, I haven't.
I'm, like, pissed off and I'm confused
because pretty much all my eggs were in his basket.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I want Austen to tell her it's done. (ECHOES)
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