NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island Australia...
# Get ready for this... #
..Conor called it quits...
My intention is to probably talk to other people in here.
Mate, talk to whoever you want. All good.
Mitch ditched Maddy.
My mind is pretty, like, set on Phoebe, you know.
Yeah.
And when Al arrived...
(WOMEN SCREAM) WOMAN: Oh, my god!
There could not be anyone hotter. He is such a bomb.
..it was all-out 'MAFS'.
Honestly, I feel like I have tunnel vision right now.
'Mayhem At First Shoey'.
(CONTESTANTS CHEER)
Tonight...
AUSTEN: I messed up big-time.
I feel absolutely awful.
..Austen makes a boo-boo.
I hate boys. I hate them.
I don't think I can give him the benefit of the doubt.
And it's Al-mageddon as the battle for the bomb intensifies.
HOLLY: Jess's tactic is to kiss them.
It's what she's done with every other bomb in here.
It pisses me off.
You'll have to work harder for a kiss with me.
Oh, OK.
MADDY: We had a little kiss.
Did you put your tongue in? Yes.
Did he put his tongue in? Yes.
But who will win his heart?
AL: The girl I would like to couple up with is...
(THEME MUSIC)
(CHEERING)
MITCH: It's almost like Brad Pitt walked into the villa.
All the girls had their attention on him.
I think all the boys need to be worried about Al.
Yeah. Sexy.
It's fierce. It's almost like tigers in the wild ready to feast.
Say 'sexy'! MEN: Sexy!
AL: I'm like a kid in a candy store. I want one of everything.
I will be fighting to the death for Al.
(LAUGHS)
Mooned...at first sight.
Can I interject?
Do you want to come for a chat? Yeah.
JESS: Al has just come in and he's hot property.
All the girls want to get to know him,
so I felt like I needed to pull Al for a chat,
just to make my intentions known.
You said that you were looking for love. Is there...
Yeah, so I feel like I've lived that, you know, party lifestyle,
I've had the attention... Yeah.
..and, you know, I'm getting a little bit over it
and I'm happy to put that behind me. Yeah.
And I genuinely want to find someone I'm connected to,
someone I could just go home to or, you know, call up whenever I want,
be able to send TikToks to... (LAUGHS)
..funny videos... TikToks... Yeah.
..and see and just go around and go shopping with, just have that...
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm confident that I will find them in here.
Yeah? Yeah.
I have not felt this way about anyone in the villa yet.
Like, I get butterflies around Al.
So what's your... Where's my head at?
What's your game plan? Have you got a game plan or are you just gonna...
Do you want me to be honest? Yeah.
I've put myself in a very vulnerable position.
I'm tunnel vision... Right.
..on you.
Like, in terms of what I look for in a guy,
I want someone, like, really funny, goofy, because I am.
Yeah.
Also too, like, you're hot and, like, I want to be with someone
that I want to just like look at them and rip their clothes off
and I definitely want to do that with you.
Do you really? I do. I find you so attractive.
That really turns me on when I hear that. Yeah. Like, I do.
Sheesh! Yeah.
I love that. Yeah.
Every time I talk to Jess, we both bring the best out of each other
and it got quite flirty.
Flirty, but I liked it.
If you weren't coupled up, I'd kiss you right now.
Really?
# Tell me now, baby, are we falling? #
I liked it and I didn't want it to stop.
I wanted Al to keep going. (LAUGHS)
I felt like there was something there.
Jess and Al's chemistry hasn't gone unnoticed
and the girls are delighted for them.
HOLLY: Fuck, they get along really well.
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck.
I had to wait for so long for my chat with Al.
I thought I'd play it cool and then I was, like, "Oh, shit.
"Like, everyone's getting in on the act."
Al, can I grab you once you're done? Yeah, sure. Yeah. I'll come now.
Sassy Holly's on the prowl. (LAUGHS)
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, I did not watch your season in 'MAFS'.
I know you were on 'MAFS'... Yeah.
..but I know pretty much nothing other than that and...
I like that. Yeah.
So I'm literally pulling you not because I'm a fangirl
but because I would genuinely, like, come up to you
on a night out on the outside as well.
Like, you're drop-dead gorgeous and definitely my type, so...
Oh, yeah? 100%. Yeah.
You're not pissing in my pocket, are you?
No, so I just thought, yeah, that, you know,
that I genuinely want to get to know you as a person.
Yeah.
I feel like obviously looks are super important but... Mmm.
..to me, the personality connection, the spark...
Yeah. ..as you say...
Yep. ..is definitely...weighs more.
Mmm. I don't like to be, like, a second option.
I very much want to be somebody's THE option.
I like that. That's what I like.
It's nice when a girl knows what she wants, a girl's not shy.
I'm impressed with Holly.
And I love what you're doing, hey, pulling me aside.
It turns me on when you pull me aside as well.
Oh, it turns you on, does it? I love it.
I love it when girls are, like,
"Yeah, come on, let's go for a chat."
OK. So, yeah.
I think he really respected the fact that I just went for it
and just said exactly how I was feeling,
which is, you know, exactly what I'm gonna keep doing in here.
As long as the message comes across, that's the main thing, right?
I'm gonna sleep-dream of you tonight.
(LAUGHS)
In case you all forgot, our boy Tak is a rapper.
And Stella digs his vibes. She thinks he's kind of dapper.
I can rap too, although I'm middle-class and white.
OK, fine. I'm kidding no-one. This was absolutely shite.
When you make your music... Uh-huh.
What do you want to know? What do you mean?
..how do you think of the next word?
What do you mean, how do I think of the next word?
Oh, like, when I'm, like, rapping? Yeah.
Well, I normally try to think of something that rhymes,
that makes sense. OK.
So, like, if I was, like, 'green', you think of all the, like, words
that rhyme with 'green' in your head...
# If I was green, I would be a machine. #
Yeah.
# And I would go on a rollercoaster and scream. #
Yeah!
# And then my dress popped a seam. #
Ah! (LAUGHS)
That was killer. That was killer.
There you go. You could be a rapper.
(LAUGHS AND SNORTS)
Was that a snort? Yeah. (LAUGHS)
Do you snort when you laugh, like, when you proper laugh?
Maybe. Yeah, you do, don't you?
Maybe I haven't laughed in a while. Yeah. Maybe you haven't.
I don't know, sometimes you just seem sad for no reason.
I know. It's so lame.
Why is that? Why are you sad for no reason?
Oh, sometimes, in here, I just take things too literally
and I forget there's just, like, a life outside of this.
But what are you taking literally?
'Cause I feel like I just, like, want that, like...like, attention...
Yeah.
..and, like, you don't get it and then you're, like,
"Oh, what the fuck?"
You're, like, "Oh, why am I here?" Yeah.
# This time we're gonna get it right... #
What do you want?
Or, like, what's something that you like?
I don't know. Something real, you know.
I want a connection with someone.
I want to have fun with someone.
I want someone to want me
and just me.
Yeah.
I feel like I've put myself out there
but not really gotten much back.
I feel like that too in here,
so you're not alone in your feelings.
Mmm.
I feel like I'm being left behind a little bit.
I'm just another option to a couple of the girls.
# This time I'm gonna get it right... #
I really, really, really understand.
I find comfort talking to Stella.
It always makes me happy and always makes me smile.
Oh, Tak, we'll be OK.
Yeah, I know.
Sorry, I just, like... I didn't, like, hug you.
I just, like, shoved my body into you.
(LAUGHS)
(MAN SPEAKS SPANISH)
Al, how do you rate yourself out of ten?
Out of ten? An 11.
(LAUGHS) I love it!
JESS: Watch how hot I look tomorrow for Al.
I'm gonna look like an absolute weapon.
Day one complete. MAN: Day one complete.
Yeah.
I've done it. I made it.
First day in the villa and my mind hasn't been made up yet on anyone.
(LAUGHS)
WOMAN: What?
It was good.
No. No?
Did he?
Oh...
(UPBEAT DANCE POP PLAYS)
With all the comings and goings, here's a little recap.
We got Claudia and Austen,
Layla's with Callum,
Al and his armpits flying solo,
Stella and a talking mullet,
Jessica and Conor...for now,
Holly and Tak.
Phoebe is single after her man was stolen by Maddy,
her man being Mitchell, who is sleeping on the couch out of respect,
which means he can't get himself in trouble like Austen is about to
by accidentally calling Claudia his ex's name.
(LAUGHS) Sorry, I don't mean to sound so excited. It's terrible.
Dead-man-walking moon.
# Radiate like the sun
We can feel your fire, fire... #
CALLUM: Another day in paradise, baby. Let us go.
# The heat will take us higher, higher... #
Good morning, Austen.
How are you? Where's Mitch?
(GASPS)
I fucked up hard. Why?
What? What did you do? Yeah.
We were talking... What did you say?
Did you put your fucking foot in it?
I accidentally said Layla instead of Claudia.
(GASPS)
But, like, not, like, as in, like, kissing or anything like that.
No, but you called her Layla.
I knew, the second it came out, I was, like, "Fuck.
"What a fucking idiot."
I messed up big-time last night talking to Claudia.
It was just a simple slip of a tongue but I feel absolutely awful.
CLAUDIA: I hate boys. I hate them.
JESS: You love them. No, I hate them!
I don't even know why I'm fricken here!
I hate them! Argh! They're dumb, but.
They're so dumb. I'm sick of it!
100%. 100%.
It's a big thing for me.
You can't call me someone else's fucking name
that you were just coupled up with.
# This is how it goes Laying out all the lines... #
This shouldn't be called Love Island.
This should be called 'Drama Island'.
This should be called 'Stress Island'.
This should be called
'My Fucking Blood Pressure Has Never Been So High Love Island'.
# Going back in time doesn't change the story... #
NARRATOR: Oh, here they go again,
the critics saying all Love Island does is objectify the girls.
Nonsense. We also objectify the boys.
Macho Mitch, Austen Pecs-us.
Witness the fitness.
Al-dominal muscles.
Uh, Shakira...
Austen Flex-us... OK, OK, you get the idea.
Now let's see Holly work out...
how teeny-tiny Jess has managed to bench her once again.
Oh, my god, guys.
First of all, do you want to hear about last night?
Yeah. OK. What happened last night?
When I went to pull Al for a chat,
I could see Jess humming around like a little hummingbird
around that table.
Went to fill my water bottle at the fountain
and she was, goes, "Hey, Al, do you want to go for a chat?"
And I was, like, "Fuck. So I'm the last one of the night.
"He's exhausted, spoken to all these girls" and I was, like, "Oh..."
And I know Jess's tactic is basically to...to kiss them.
Straight up.
That's what she's done with every other bomb in here.
(JESS LAUGHS)
I think literally every time there's a new boy,
Jess is the first in the front line.
Literally, just, "Whoop," right there.
And she's small, so she can run underneath everyone.
She's in there.
I mean, she says she's done with Conor but I don't know.
Just fucking sometimes it pisses me off.
It's like, how many more choices do you need to have
before you can chuck them away
and realise that you want this again or this again?
Yeah. Jess can do what she wants.
(LAUGHS)
How stupid are boys!
It would be nice to have an easy run in here for once.
I feel like, yeah, I'm playing the wrong tactic here and being too...
Like, obviously, I want to be cool, but I think too cool
is probably shooting myself in the foot at the moment.
Yeah, it's not gonna serve you well here.
It's like a balancing game in here. It's like you want to be able...
Oh, someone's, like, parasailing. Sorry.
(LAUGHS) Labrador thoughts.
That paraglider is actually Holly's soulmate Lucas,
who we handpicked especially for her.
Sadly, just before landing in the villa,
a strong wind blew him into the Mediterranean
and he hasn't been heard of since.
(MIMICS ECHOING VOICE) Holly!
Tragic.
Moving on, Austen's still in trouble because, unlike usual,
Claudia didn't enjoy his late-night slip of the tongue.
He seems proper upset. He just...
(LAUGHS)
I was gonna go upstairs to brush my teeth
but I feel like I'm missing out.
(LAUGHS) Oh, my god.
Austen...
I think it was just a simple mistake
but still, yeah, it probably wasn't the best mistake to make.
OK, we need the full story before I can judge how bad it is.
Did she just ignore it? No, she turned over.
Oh.
Oh, was it in bed and then she turned over?
And that was it? No more cuddles.
I'd be, like, "What the fuck?"
CLAUDIA: I'm so upset.
And just sort of maybe just talk about it,
but I wouldn't hold a grudge or anything, you know.
People make mistakes.
And then he's, like, "I just called you Layla."
Did he call you Layla? He called me Layla.
Oh... So, what, is Layla still in the back of his mind?
Is that what you're worried about? That's what I mean.
I feel like Layla and Austen may have unfinished business.
Like, I'm a jealous person
but, like, maybe Layla does still have feelings for him
because she was 150% with Austen.
That doesn't just change just because someone's taken him.
She's obviously hurt.
The whole night, bro, like, she didn't touch me once.
The whole fucking night.
Gave me the silent treatment for the whole night.
I tried to, like, cuddle with her. Nothing.
She was, like...the whole night, didn't want to touch me, nothing.
TAK: Your communication is lacking with him.
But he knew I was annoyed. He could tell I was fucking annoyed.
I turned over. And then he went to bed.
The thing that's, like, hard for me and this is what I'm gonna tell her,
I've never had a jealous girlfriend.
I've never had someone being jealous over me before.
I hate going to bed angry, always.
Yeah. Yep.
I know it's selfish, but I get such shit sleep
'cause I'm caring about her. OTHERS: Yeah.
Bro, I had no sleep last night because I was, like...
I knew that she was hurt. Thank you.
I knew that she was, like, hurting. I was, like, "Fuck, man."
So I want to talk to her about that. I was, like, "Look.
"If this is gonna continue, that's, like,
"one thing I want to make very, very fucking clear."
Yeah.
That we talk and if there's an issue, we resolve it straight away.
Yeah.
TAK: You guys have to have that communication.
If you don't like something, say it and be upfront about it.
I know, but he's pissed me the fuck off, man.
Yeah. I get it. Then tell him. He knows I'm pissed off.
But remember, he's young. He's 22. And he acts 22.
I don't think I can give him the benefit of the doubt with that.
MAN: Oh, that is hot. Can you not?
(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)
Hey, Conor, buddy. What's up?
There's lots going on outside. You're not gonna join the fun?
Everything OK?
You want to come for a cup of tea in the voiceover booth?
No, I'm just cruising at the moment. I'm just gonna wait for this.
What's this? Scratching your balls? It is.
Tell you what, I'll leave you and your balls in peace.
Uh, Holly, Conor's really busy right now.
Suit yourself.
I look like a spicy tomato.
Sit down.
Oh, my god. Yeah, it's really hot out there, Conor.
Look, I broke things off with Jessica yesterday
and it's definitely confirmed that that's gonna be case,
so I'm not pursuing it whatsoever anymore and I am pursuing Holly.
You know, I've always had, you know, a small connection with her
but I couldn't really focus on it
because I was so focused with Jessica.
I think that, like, because I haven't had time
to be able to focus primarily on you, I'd like to... Mmm.
..I'd like to change my focus to be primarily on you.
No, that's nice to hear. That is nice to hear.
It was very sweet of Conor to tell me that and I was smiling.
I just... If I trust it 100%, no. No, I don't. I'm, like, 70%.
And the voice in the back of my mind is, like, "Mmm."
So, yeah. Oh, you're getting all sappy on me.
Yeah, no, I just... I think you deserve it.
Thank you. And I think I deserve it.
I think we both deserve to obviously have each other.
I get along with you better than anyone else.
Yeah. And there's no question about that.
Yeah. Anyone in this whole house, including boys, so...
I appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah, I think that too.
I think it's nice. I think we do get along really well.
And I'm not afraid to give it to you.
Like, as long as you can take it and give it...
I'd prefer to give it than take it, but...
She makes me laugh. She's very, very...
She's actually quite a very smart person as well, which is, you know,
quite refreshing, so...
You've got my full attention. OK. That's nice to hear.
So, yeah. So... That is nice to hear.
With your red face.
Yeah, you know, I kind of think it's cute that I made her blush.
You are blushing. No, I'm not.
You go, like, red, all the way around, just your face.
Yeah, stop. I know. My trainer tells me.
I just think he's such an idiot half the time,
some of the stupid shit he says and then the other half is, like...
I like Conor a little bit.
Like, I can't help it. We have good banter.
Like, there is more than a friendship there.
Sometimes you annoy the flying fuck out of me.
And then in two seconds, I'll be, like, laughing, because I'm going,
"Fuck, he's such an idiot."
And we also haven't...we haven't...
We haven't, like, kissed outside of the game either.
No. We haven't.
So I think something like that would be, you know, a good test to see.
Oh, do you? Is that what you think? I think so, yeah.
Well... Yeah.
Something like that's obviously the physical touch point of view...
Yeah. No, I know. Yeah. Well, yeah.
# Something about you, baby... #
Can I kiss you right now?
# Comfortably I'll take the lead in a daydream... #
(LAUGHS) You can if you say please.
Please? Yeah.
That was cute.
Yeah. I'll give you that much.
Gotta test the theory.
What's your verdict? Passed.
Passed? Yeah.
Yeah. You're a good kisser. Yeah, I know. (LAUGHS)
OK. I need something to eat now. OK.
I just spat over you. I saw. That was good.
Thank you. No problem.
It did happen. We kissed.
(LAUGHS)
"Al, today you will date two girls."
(GASPS)
Things get juicy for Al.
Oooh. OK. Squeeze.
You're a good teacher.
You've gotta be ready for the real test soon.
I want to give every girl an equal opportunity to get to know Al.
And later...
(PHONE CHIMES) ..things get sour.
"Islanders, the superfans are watching.
"You are all being judged."
# I want to smile for no reason I want to dance on the ceiling
# I want to breathe the air that you're breathing... #
NARRATOR: In the outside world, Conor is a real estate agent
but since joining the villa,
he's become a practising cardiologist/psychologist.
CONOR: We'll go around. You go, bro.
What's going on in your heart and mind?
Yeah, there's probably, like, four girls
I've been sort of chatting to quite a bit.
Four? JESS: Oh, my god. It's Al.
Obviously Stella, Jess, Maddy...
Oi! Don't fucking eavesdrop!
Yeah! Girls, go talk somewhere!
I'm not listening.
We were just talking about something really important.
(PHONE CHIMES) CONTESTANTS: Oh!
I got a text!
(OTHERS CHEER)
(GASPS)
MEN: Oooh.
He's not gonna choose me. Yes, he is.
We've had too many chats.
#newsqueeze. #whenlifegivesyoulemoms.
MEN: Oh!
That's huge!
JORDAN: Who's it gonna be?
MAN: Who's it gonna be? Drum roll.
(DRUM ROLL CONTINUES) (MAN YELPS)
I will choose Maddy and Stella.
(OTHERS EXCLAIM AND APPLAUD)
MAN: Bold choice, sir. Oh!
You were right.
JESS: Al's usual type is blonde hair and blue eyes
and he took two girls with blonde hair and blue eyes.
(LAUGHS)
Oh, like, I'm so happy for you!
And he forgot the little Italian/Filipino
hot pocket-rocket in the villa.
(MEN LAUGH)
That's exciting for you. Yeah, it's exciting.
You're not that upset, are you? No, I swear I'm not.
Look, I'm laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's, like, "I'm so happy for you.
"I'm gonna come for you. Sleep with one eye open, bitch."
(WOMEN LAUGH)
I'm feeling super flattered that he chose me
and I was the first name to come out of his mouth as well,
so I'm gonna read into that a lot more than I probably should.
Oh, my god. I'm, like, getting nervous.
I'm hoping on this date that Al and I can at least mack on.
I think I deserve a kiss after everything I've been through so far.
Are you going for a kiss or what? What?
Will I be kissing? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
So you chose who? Maddy and Stella.
Why? So...
'Cause you were vibing Jess.
I feel I'm vibing Jess but I want to get to know all the girls more.
Because you only have so much time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I want to, like, just... Smart move. Smart move. Yeah.
JESS: Are you excited? Yeah, I'm excited.
But I don't know what to wear. OK. Let's figure this out.
OK. Do, like, casual but hot.
What I would love is for Al to just get to know me
a little bit more on a personal level.
I feel like we're both really fun people.
Oooh, I love that. Oh, my god.
That is so cute. That is so cute, Stel.
You look like that emoji, the tango emoji.
Yeah. Yeah, I love that.
You don't think it's too short? No.
No way, bro. I wear way shorter shit than that.
(SPRAYS DEODORANT)
This will be good, having a one-on-one away from the villa.
(SPRAYS DEODORANT)
I want to give every girl an equal opportunity to get to know Al.
Go get your man!
Oooh.
I'm going on a date and I'm so excited!
And it's with the hottest guy here. It's, like, "Fuck, yeah!"
Looking great. How are you? Thanks.
WOMEN: Aw!
WOMAN: Have fun! Bye! Thanks. See you, guys.
JESS: I hope they don't get along. (WOMAN LAUGHS)
# Got me feeling like Got me feeling like, yeah, yeah, yeah
# Got me singing like yeah, yeah, yeah
# Got me moving like yeah, yeah, yeah... #
Maddy's a little bit shy, so this one-on-one date's very important.
You know, hopefully, she's away from everybody, so she'll blossom
and she'll be a bit more open and let her guard down.
As a celebrity, Al's used to the five-star treatment
and here on Love Island, he'll get nothing less.
For this date, we've gone all out
and spent three whole euro on a box of lemons.
Oh, my god! Oh, look at this.
This is so cool! (LAUGHS)
We're making lemonade. Get your squeeze on.
Oooh, yeah.
Have you ever made lemonade before? I've never made lemonade before.
This is cute. I know.
Alright, let's get tucked in.
See, I think you've gotta cut the lemon first.
Suck on that. Suck on that... Please?
(LAUGHS) Please.
Show me your face. Show me your face.
That's your orgasm face. Oh, my god.
You're so dirty. OK. (LAUGHS)
OK, well, let's see YOUR orgasm face.
Oh... Oh, god.
(LAUGHS)
Thanks for the theatrics on that one.
Yep, go, go. That's it. Yeah. Oooh, OK.
And squeeze. Oooh, thanks for the support.
Squeeze in time. That's it. That's it.
Oooh, you're getting good at this. I think I am.
You're a good teacher.
You've gotta be ready for the real test soon. (LAUGHS)
What do you think? Alright.
OK. Cheers. Taste test?
Yeah.
Despite the fact the villa is in a remote location
with no public transport,
Jordan still finds a way to throw Al under the bus.
Al did say, like, "Should I kiss them both on the date?"
Oh...
I was, like, "Oh, yeah, if you want, mate."
Yeah, I think he just wants to kiss everyone.
He's kind of like Jess. What are you saying?
Nothing, Jess. It's alright. (LAUGHS)
Jess was, like, "What was that?"
I'll have a chat to you. OK.
Al asked Maddy and Stella to the date and not me.
I mean, if that's Al's way of making me jealous, it worked.
I reckon, like, he's vibed with you a bit
so, like, if I was you, I'd take it as I think I'm number one.
Yeah.
And now he wants to test the waters with these two. Yeah.
And if what we got is a thing going, he's gonna come back to you.
Yeah. Does he throw any red flags or not?
No. No. All been good so far?
That's good. It's all been grand.
Every guy that I've tried to get to know in here
and have kissed and stuff, like, they've either offered me one thing,
either, like, physical attraction or, like, emotional attraction.
Yeah. I've never had both.
And Al has come in and he's given me both. Yeah.
Oh, I hope there's no kissing on the dates but knowing Al, I reckon...
(LAUGHS) I reckon he's going to be kissing on these dates.
Oh, that doesn't...
I don't even want to think about it, to be honest.
Back at the date, Al and Maddy have left the lemonade stand
and gone for a walk in a small circle
and arrived right back where they started.
MADDY: Thanks for choosing me to come on this date with you.
No, thanks for coming. I want to get to know you more.
You're still a little bit mysterious to me.
Mysterious? Yeah.
How so?
I feel like I don't really know you too much.
But I think that's likewise as well. It goes two ways.
I feel like I don't really know you that well either. Yeah.
I think so far our chats have been very, like, surface level.
They have been, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So would you be, like, willing to get deep? That's the thing.
Like, can you have a deep conversation?
Do you love a good D&M or are you sort of a bit more, like,
"I'm just here to party, I'm here to have fun,
"I'm just gonna, like, fuck heaps of bitches"?
Really? Yeah.
Do you think I'm a fuckboy?
I don't know if you're a fuckboy but I think you like to get around.
I like to flirt maybe with, like, other girls
but, like, that's when I'm just in the villa.
Yeah.
So you've probably seeing me flirting with other girls.
You love a bit of flirty banter. I do. I do love a flirty banter.
Yeah. Yeah, that's what I see come out of you as well.
I know.
I don't know why. I'm, like, scared. Why are you scared?
I don't know. (BOTH LAUGH)
Scared of what? You scare me.
Are you scared of kissing me? I'm scared of opening up, yeah.
Are you scared of kissing me? Maybe a little bit.
Come on, let's see. Shall I ease my nerves?
Go for it.
# This is your heart to break
# This is your soul to take... #
Mmm. Lemony.
STELLA: Alrighty. Be confident. Be fierce.
Does Stella have her eyes on a new prize?
I do rate you really highly amongst all the girls.
I don't want Stella's head to be turned.
And later, a fire pit with a twist.
"There are now no singles in the villa.
"However, the night is not over."
# I want to go crazy Crazy with you
# Hit the dancefloor Tear the club up
# And sing the night away Let's go crazy... #
NARRATOR: Apart from telling every other islander how annoyed she is
and blanking Austen all day,
Claudia has dropped absolutely no hints as to her mood,
so I am shocked he's figured it out.
Do you want to come with me? Yeah. Where?
Because I want you to. No, I know. Where?
Right over there. OK.
One thing you should certainly not do
when you've called your girl by your ex's name is smile.
Obviously, Austen's not stupid.
Why are you smiling? I don't know why I'm smiling.
(LAUGHS) Was that a smile?
So, what's the issue?
What do you mean? There's no issue.
That's a lie. What's the issue?
'Cause you were different last night.
I don't know if, like, if it's me...
Is this before or after you called me Layla?
After. I didn't call you Layla. Yeah, you did.
Not directly.
I was saying a story
and I accidentally said Layla's name instead of yours.
That's the issue. That was the issue?
Mmm. OK.
Well, I wanted to apologise
and I'm still trying to understand you as a person
because girls don't get jealous... like, the girls that I'm with...
Oh, you're in for a ride, then.
I'd say I'm a very jealous person for the right person.
Jealousy's always gonna happen. I'm just a jealous person.
I'm a fricken Italian hothead. What do you expect?
I don't like to go to bed angry or sad or anything...
I know you don't. You told me. Yeah.
And last night, you did. Yeah, because that's just what I do.
I know. What was I supposed to say to you?
Communicate. Talk to me. You knew I was pissed off, though.
I knew you were pissed... I know, because I asked you, "Are you OK?"
You go, "Yep. Fine." Yeah, because...
Yeah, exactly, so that's not communication, is it?
If I'm taking your feelings into consideration,
then I expect you to do the same for me.
That's all I'm asking.
That for me is so hard.
I'm really bad at communication. I know.
Like, that's, like, one of my things.
I'm not asking for much.
Just at least be, like, "OK, you know what,
"I haven't done this before but I'm willing to try."
Don't complain and just be, like,
"Oh, I've never done this before, you know.
"You know, I don't usually communicate very well"
and, like, just make these excuses up, like...
Why did you take so long? For what?
To talk about this. Because I was talking to the boys.
Did you tell the girls as well? I told them, yeah.
So you told Layla that you called her...me her name?
No, I think Mitch did. Mitch told her.
That's what I didn't want to happen. Yeah.
It's fine, though. No, it's not!
Why?
I don't understand how you guys, like, don't understand
how that would make me feel, her knowing that you've said that.
It was so frustrating!
Like, how can you not tell that a woman does not want your ex
to find out that you're fricken calling her name in bed
when you're with your new girl?
Like, that's not... I don't...
I don't think any girl would be OK with that!
You can't be annoyed at me forever.
Look at me. Shut up!
I'm too cute to be annoyed... for you to be annoyed at me.
Again.
(LAUGHS)
While Al is still off savouring the lemony tang of Maddy's tonsils,
his second date, Stella, savours Jess's floundering flaps.
Oi, do you want to see my butterfly?
Yeah, do butterfly, Jess. Yeah, show your butterfly, Jess.
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
JORDAN: That's pretty good for butterfly.
You are fucking killer!
Ready? I'll try and beat you. Alright, go.
Fucking hell. Jordan!
Jesus Christ! Super hot.
It's the fucking shoulders.
JORDAN: 11. Yeah.
HOLLY: I think he'd be really good in bed.
I think so too.
Maybe I like Jordan a little bit more than I thought I did
but I am over the moon to get to know Al a little bit more.
We'll see how it all pans out.
Honestly, if I wasn't going on this date right now,
I'd be in this pool with you guys.
Well, you're not, so, mmm... MAN: Well, you know what...
Have fun on your date! JESS: Have fun on your date with Al!
We're gonna have so much more fun here.
Who would want to go on a date? Seriously! No way!
(LAUGHS)
Let's see how long Jordan can remain unbothered
by Stella's date with her celebrity crush.
Bye, guys!
Bye! Bye, Stel.
You look beautiful! Bye!
Oh, my god.
11 seconds. He did 11 seconds.
Alrighty. Be confident. Be fierce. Be Stella.
# Let's go chasing stars this evening
# Eyes wide shut in fast cars dreaming... #
Oh, who is this? (LAUGHS) Hi.
Looking good, girl. Oh, thank you.
How are you? I'm well. How are you?
Are you nervous?
Yeah, I'm a little bit nervous, actually.
Oh, don't be nervous. I'm very excited.
That's good. Well, today we're gonna be icing a lemon cake.
Oh, my god! Yeah.
So we scoop a bit of the icing onto the cake and we'll lather it on.
Yeah. Oh... You're a natural.
Oh, I love sweet things. Oh, do you?
I think I was being too delicate with it.
Yeah. You need to be a bit more rough with it.
Yeah. Like, with your men, you know.
Yeah.
And now all that's left for them is to taste each other's soft, moist,
creamy cake...
It's cake, guys. It's on the screen.
At the villa, an anxious mullet returns to the pond to ponder.
How are you feeling about Stel going on the date?
You'd rather her not? Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like you guys might have made some serious progress.
Yeah.
I don't want Stella's head to be turned
because what we're building as a couple is something
and, yeah, I don't want that taken away from me.
Do you want to kiss her? Yeah.
You do? Yeah.
Because I think she really wants to kiss you
and she feels like you might not...
Like, she doesn't know how to, like, do it
and I said, "You've just gotta go for it"
and she's, like, "Because he wants to move slow and cautious..."
Not waiting to be romantic.
I think I'm just building to that romantic level.
I've asked Stella a few times,
"What do you think of Al and how did your chats go?"
She's sort of given me biscuits.
After this date, I'll be able to get more of an answer, I guess.
See, she might not get one after this date, so...
(OTHERS LAUGH) You'll see how the date goes.
Yeah. I'm gonna lay one on her. Next minute, "She's sweet..."
"I thought..." "No, that's sweet."
AL: What really, like, stood out was you pulling me aside first...
Mmm.
And you were the most welcoming person
out of every single one there... Oh. Yeah.
..so that's definitely stuck with me and... Yeah.
..I do rate you really highly amongst all the girls.
Thank you. Yeah.
When I first, like, spoke with you, I was, like, "Oh, my god"
and "Rah-rah-rah-rah-rah" and, like... Yeah.
And, like, then I was, like, "I've gotta be chillaxed."
(LAUGHS) "Chill. Like, I'm being too crazy."
No, it's nice.
You've calmed down a lot and I feel like, you know,
your natural self's coming out now
and I've definitely seen that, seen you blossom.
Yeah. So it's beautiful.
# All that I want is to be anywhere you are... #
Who's the best kisser in the villa, you reckon?
Who's the best kisser in the villa?
(LAUGHS) I know what you're trying to suggest.
We're not gonna kiss now, though.
I'm not suggesting anything.
You'll have to work harder for a kiss with me.
Oh, OK. Let's open the game...
You know, game is... I like that. I like that.
The game is fine. You're gonna make me graft.
Yeah. You... Yeah, exactly. This is a two-way street, you know.
Yeah. You've gotta work hard for me.
OK. Alright.
Hey, guys. Hey, look who's here.
Oh, my god! Maddy!
Hi. Come here.
Maddy.
Dirty gossip. Tell us right now...
How was it? ..the juicy, juicy details.
Word for word. Every little detail. Dirty, though.
I want dirty goss.
He was being very flirty. Yeah.
Like, dirty flirty. Yeah, he's such a dirty boy.
We had a little kiss. Oh!
Yeah. How little? Was there tongue?
Had a bit of a make-out. Yeah. Did you put your tongue in?
Yes. Did he put his tongue in?
Yes. And then we did it again, like, five more times.
No! No!
Yeah.
Yeah. We made out a lot.
Maddy didn't deserve the kisses. He should just be with me.
I'm not happy about it.
NARRATOR: Al and Stella decided to wrap up their orchard date
when a shotgun-wielding farmer chased them off his property.
Thankfully, they worked through the extreme trauma
with the help of an emotional support lemon.
He brought a lemon! How was the squeezing?
Cracker. Cracker. Did you get squeezing or what?
Yeah, a little squeezing. Hey, Stel-bell.
Yeah. STELLA: We had lemon cake.
Lemon cake, yeah. Lemon cake?
Yeah.
JORDAN: There's a possibility the bomb's gonna be looking into
coupling up with Stella
but hopefully what we've done is gonna be strong enough
and good enough that she won't turn her head.
How was it, babe?
OK, so the chat, like, flowed really nicely
and it was nice and it was, like, wholesome.
Yeah. It was good.
And, like, there wasn't any, like, pressure.
Like, it was just an easy thing, so it was nice. Overall, a good date.
Did you guys kiss? No, I said... I said no.
No. Did you kiss him? Yeah.
I'm not angry at Al.
I'm just... I don't know, I think I'm really jealous.
AL: Got a fucking kiss. MEN: Yeah.
Right. TAK: We know.
No, no. From both of them?
No. No, no. Just from Maddy. Oh, yeah?
So I thought I was gonna get a kiss from...
Stel? ..Stella as well, yeah, yeah.
But, yeah, I didn't get a kiss from her.
(LAUGHS)
So I feel very relieved that Stella didn't kiss Al,
as it was brewing up in the old noggin of mine
that I was going to lay one on her tonight.
Definitely was gonna depend on how her date went.
If she got a kiss from Al, she was gonna...
yeah, she wouldn't have got the kiss from the right bloke,
that's for sure.
How did Jess take it, anyway? CONOR: Jess...
Oh, she was a bit upset, I think.
She was a bit sad that she didn't get to go,
but do you think it's made you...
that date with Maddy made you like her more?
Like, has she gone up a bit or she went down?
No, she's definitely gone up. Yeah. Gone up?
Yeah, she's got up, yeah, yeah.
It's like I'm at a crossroads but there's, like, three roads.
Like, which road do I go down? I don't know.
Mmm, Spanish three-ways can be confusing, Al.
Tak, however, has hit something of a dead end on Holly-wood Boulevard,
so tries making a U-turn onto Maddy-son Avenue.
Road puns. Thank you.
You come back, it's actually quite a peaceful spot.
It's tranquil. Yeah, it is.
Yeah, no, Maddy's hot as. (LAUGHS) No joke. Maddy's hot.
She's definitely very attractive. She's ticking some boxes.
How many siblings do you have? Just the one?
Younger sister and an older brother. Younger sister, older brother.
How many siblings do you have?
I feel like I've asked you but I forgot.
I have three siblings.
Two younger brothers and an older sister.
I think there's a few people that come from big families here.
See, but I'd rather have a big family than a small family.
Mm-hm. Me too. There's something about it.
I like the idea of a big family. Yeah. Exactly.
My favourite movie growing up was 'Cheaper By the Dozen'.
'Cheaper By the Dozen'? Have you seen it?
I love that movie. (LAUGHS)
I feel like we're very similar.
Like, we like a lot of the same things.
He has a quiet confidence about him.
Like, he doesn't need to make his presence known
when he walks into a room.
People are just, like... Big-dick energy, almost.
OK, what would you name your kids?
Oooh. Good question. It's a juicy question, yeah.
I used to love the name John. It's just a strong guy's name.
John.
You don't have to ask people how it's spelt.
It's just, like, "Yo, I'm John."
Talking about baby names with Maddy, it definitely gave me a little...
It hit me a little bit in the soft spot there.
But, yeah, I used to like biblical names.
Biblical names? Jeremiah.
Yeah. And Isaac.
I love Jer... Oh, that's sick. I love biblical names.
I think there is something there with Maddy
and I think this is the first time that I've actually had, like,
a chat where you actually just feel something.
Tak was down in the dumps but Tak is back.
# I can feel the beat in my body
# I can feel the rhythm down to my... #
I want to shave my leg hairs, my arm hairs, armpit hairs, shave my face,
probably do my nipples.
Yeah. My chest.
I do mine too, bro. So maybe we do the body first.
Body first.
# Take it when we got it We make it OK... #
Yes, I am proper smooth. I can't stop touching myself.
Not in that way. Like, my legs.
# Because we are not gonna stop Straight to the top
# Top of the world, yeah We are unstoppable... #
I feel fucking good, bro.
I feel hydrated. My skin feels hydrated.
I like that. I like that my chest has no hair on it.
Yeah, bro. Reminds me of silk on.
That's how much chest feels. Yeah.
I am a fashion-oyster. Ista.
No, a fashion...Insta. I don't know, whatever that one is.
# Top of the world... #
Yeah, it was like an overall nice date
but then, like, when I, like, came back,
'cause I was really excited to be on the date, of course...
Yeah. Definitely.
But then, when I came back, I just wanted to, like...
I don't know, I just wanted to hang out with you.
Oh, good. So I wanted to let you know that.
Yes, I was, yeah, over the moon
when Stella told me that she was keen to come back and see me
after the date was done, so, yeah, I'm hoping Al backs off now.
(LAUGHS) He tried, he failed. (LAUGHS)
Sounds good. I was just excited to see you.
I don't know why. That's good.
Who are you vibing? Yeah.
Are you still vibing Jess much or what are you thinking?
Yeah, so, I...
I think Maddy was up there, eh? Like, I love talking to her. Yeah.
And I did want to, like, get Maddy into, like,
more of a, like, flirtatious side of her
'cause I haven't really seen that...
What are you thinking about Stella? Yeah, Stella's cool.
She's fucking golden. Yeah. She's golden.
She's an angel. Yeah. Yep.
But, yeah, the conversation, out of everyone, I guess,
is probably the best with Jess. Yeah. Still?
Still. Like, the chat.
I told her there's other options.
I'm still, like, talking to other girls...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (PHONE CHIMES)
(CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM) AUSTEN: I got a text!
(OTHERS CHEER)
JORDAN: Here comes a game.
"All islanders to the fire pit immediately."
Oh, I knew it. We haven't had that one before.
I knew it.
My heart dropped, as per usual,
because nothing good ever happens at the fire pit.
MAN: Shit.
Like, never.
MAN: Yeah. MAN: First fire pit.
AL: First fire pit, baby. (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Too soon?
MADDY: In my head, there was, like, ominous music playing,
like you would get in, like, a thriller movie or something.
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Islanders, you now know that the superfans are watching
"and that you are all being judged.
"Every decision made in the villa could have significant consequences
"for your Love Island journey."
(TENSE MUSIC)
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Tonight is a re-coupling. Boys will pick girls.
"All girls, please head to the stairs and face the boys."
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Al, as the newest member of the villa,
"you will have first pick tonight.
"Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?"
# See it in your eyes Eyes
# When the blood runs cold... #
I would like to couple up with this girl
because she caught my eye from the beginning.
I like her energy.
She looks good and I want to explore the connections we have
and hopefully things blossom.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
(TENSE MUSIC)
# 'Cause we bring the fire One touch will ignite us... #
New boy Al is first up in the re-coupling.
To be clear, whoever he chooses, he'll only share a bed with
rather than doing his usual thing, which is to marry them.
# We bring the fire, fire, fire... #
I would like to couple up with this girl
because she caught my eye from the beginning.
I like her energy. She looks good.
And I want to explore the connections we have
and hopefully things blossom.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
Jess.
(DYNAMIC POP MUSIC PLAYS)
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Jordan, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?"
# Late night, talking to you Could you be mine? #
I would like to couple up with this girl
because I've really enjoyed getting to know her the last few days.
She's got an absolute heart of gold
and I'd like to explore the connection we're making further.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
# Could you be mine? #
..Stella.
# Could you be mine?
# Could you be Could you be mine?
# Could you be mine? #
(PHONE CHIMES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
"Austen, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?"
# I'm looking for someone Could it be you? #
I would like to couple up with this girl
because since we started to get to know each other,
I have really just grown to love her personality,
her smile, her nose and I just...
I can't wait to continue to explore what we have.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
# Looking for a love that's real... # ..Claudia.
# Looking for a love that's real... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Mitchell, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?"
I would like to couple up with this girl
because the first time I laid my eyes on her,
I knew it was game over.
I am genuinely falling for her more and more every day
and every day gets better.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
# Don't let go of who you are
# The magic's in you Let it soar, soar, soar... #
..Phoebs.
# I got love Just love... #
Come here.
# Let's bring it back home Get up, get up and rise again
# Don't let go of who you are... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Conor, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?"
# Had a vision on the go When you see it then you'll know
# Can't waste time so let's go
# If you want it all then let me know... #
I'd like to couple up with this girl
because we've grown a genuine connection only in the recent days
and I really want to explore that further.
So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
Holly. # You can have it all... #
# Can have it all Can have it all
# You can have it all... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Tak, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?"
I would like to couple up with this girl
because I think she's very smart, sophisticated
and a very beautiful woman.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
# It's only you... #
..Maddy.
# I've got to love
# It's wonderful to do I've got to love you... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Callum, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?"
So I'd like to couple up with this girl
because I genuinely believe she's beautiful inside and out.
She's always got a smile on her face.
She keeps me grounded and brings out the best in me.
So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
# Give it away Give it away... #
..Layla.
# Give it away
Your love... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Islanders, you've all coupled up
"and there are now no singles in the villa.
"However, the night is not over."
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(MOUTHS WORDS)
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Islanders, you've all coupled up
"and there now no singles in the villa.
"However, the night is not over."
# Inside this daydream... #
(MOUTHS WORDS)
# Let loose and let go... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Tonight, the hideaway is open for the first time.
"Please decide amongst yourselves
"which couple needs a night of privacy..."
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
We know who it is. I think we all know.
You guys deserve it. No decisions need to be made here.
Mitch and Phoebe.
(CHEERING)
MITCH: Thanks, guys.
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Congratulations.
"You and your partner will spend tonight in the hideaway. Enjoy.
"#donotdisturb."
(LAUGHS) Whoo-hoo-hoo!
I feel so, like, flattered
'cause no-one even had to think about the answer.
Everyone just looked at me and Mitch when the hideaway text came in,
so it was pretty cute and nice that everyone thought of us.
That has to be the hottest thing ever.
OK, you need to look sexy. Like, sexy.
(MEN LAUGH) MITCH: Oh, my god.
Go black or red if you want to be sexy.
I would say red. Red's nice.
Red. Red. Red. Yeah.
MITCH: OK, what do I wear? I don't know what to wear.
Nothing. Yeah, that's hot.
Oh! Sexy! That's cute!
MITCH: I don't have anything to dress up in.
Just put on your clean underwear. They're all dirty.
(MEN LAUGH) I'm so excited for you, bro.
I'm feeling over the moon. I'm excited. I'm happy.
The last two days, I've been sleeping on the couch,
so I think we deserve this.
It's well overdue that we're back in bed together
and this time it's alone.
Brush my teeth. I need to fix my make-up.
I need deodorant, perfume. I need to wipe my vagina. Yes.
These are all things I need to do, OK?
Do you have those breath things? You got me?
I've got two. How do I do it?
Pick it out. That's it. And then eat it?
Yep. Have another one. Have another one.
No.
WOMEN: Whoo!
He does have, like, a romantic side to him but I haven't really seen it,
so I feel like us being in, like, a super cute, romantic setting
will bring out even more of the little schmooshy Mitch.
You are giving me away. (LAUGHS)
Hey!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(WHISTLING)
Feels like I'm getting married.
Oh, you look great!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
BOTH: Hideaway!
Goodnight.
(LAUGHS) ALL: Goodnight!
If you're new to Love Island,
the hideaway is a tastefully decorated cupboard
where couples can escape to share some genuinely private moments...
(BOTH LAUGH)
..with the rest of Australia... and overseas cheapskates using a VPN.
Oh...
Oh! Oh! We nearly lost that.
# You are the first thing I would find
# You are the first thing I would find... #
I think mine and Mitch's relationship
is progressing quite quickly.
I think this is just like a good little...
I don't know, it's just nice to have some alone time
and just explore that connection further
without any other people around.
I think my mum would really like you.
Yeah? Mm-hm.
My family would love you. Because I'm a Kiwi?
'Cause you're a Kiwi.
Like, I do know that I'm falling for you.
I really like you. Mmm.
I do like you. I want to kiss you all the time.
# You are the first thing
# The first thing... #
(LAUGHTER) They're listening to us.
They are.
I can't even, like, ever stop kissing you, so...
Yeah. (GIGGLES)
# And I'll follow you in the moonlight
# I'm drawn to the light I'm blinded by love
# I'm drawn to the light
# I'm blinded by Blinded by love... #
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
The Monk is back and she's gonna rock the villa.
All good things must come to an end.
One couple will be dumped from the villa tonight.
# Keep one eye open, honey Better watch your back... #
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