# You're so dangerous... #
NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island Australia...
The girl I'd like to couple up with is Layla.
Holly.
..the first recoupling... Mitch.
Austen.
Conor.
..saw Stella make a heartbreaking decision.
Jordan.
Unfortunately, Andre, you have been left single
and you have been dumped from the villa.
Adios, Andre!
# Gotta make it, girl... #
Then we dropped a bomb...shell.
Gonna get in there and shake it up.
Hola, Maddy!
Maddy is hot with a capital 'H'.
WOMAN: Why are they hugging like that?
Why are they hugging like that - like it's the best day ever?
So, who's coupled up with who?
I'm coupled up with Phoebe.
Is the door shut?
I'm not scared about stepping on anyone's toes.
May the best woman win.
(WOMAN EXCLAIMS)
(WHOOPING)
Yeah, I have got a message for Maddy. Back the fu...
Oooh, I think what she meant was,
"Welcome to the villa, Maddy. Let's be best friends!"
Tonight...
We're a lot more compatible than I realised, you know.
Maybe.
..Maddy makes moves.
If there was a recoupling, like, tomorrow...
Yeah? ..and I chose you, would you be mad?
(ECHOES) Mad...mad...
Chaos ensues...
(CRIES) Everyone always leaves me for someone else!
Are you kidding me?
Conor, there's only so much I can take before I'm sick of it
and I'm gonna call it.
..but who will she choose?
So, the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
(DRUM RHYTHMS)
"Kiss the new girl."
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
WOMAN: I don't think Maddy cares about the girls in here.
I'm definitely worried that Maddy has eyes for Mitch.
# Used to scream my name... #
For the right guy, I'm just gonna, like, go in all guns blazing.
Fuck it. This is Love Island, baby.
# My name... #
(WHOOPING)
Maddy, she's gonna cause trouble in this villa.
(WHOOPING)
Kiss your favourite brunette.
(WHOOPING AND SHOUTING)
(ELECTRONIC BEATS)
During Truth or Dare,
Jordan was blown away by Maddy's sophistication,
her intelligence,
and I think there was something else.
It was very nice having Maddy's big bundah
giving a little shake in front of me.
Yeah, I definitely can't complain with that.
Classic Aussie bogan with, um...
Hey, hey, don't judge.
I know, I shouldn't... I'm no bogan.
Sorry, the mullet threw me off.
Yeah. I'm not a bogan. Am I a bogan, Mitch?
Uh, yep. (LAUGHTER)
I promise I'm not a bogan.
Convince me. Why...how are you not?
Originally country Victorian boy. Really?
Now I live on the Gold Coast. Yeah.
WOMAN: Really hope she doesn't go for Jordan.
WOMAN: You feel a bit threatened.
You have every reason to, like... Yeah.
..feel a little bit mmm about a new girl being in here.
She chose to gave him the lap dance, and then they also shared a kiss.
Yeah, but she might... she might like him.
He might not like her at all. At all.
But that's the part that I'm stressed about.
I'm more stressed about him liking her.
No. No. I'm not even worried about that.
There's two people in this equation,
and I don't think she's Jordan's type at all.
At all!
JORDAN: My routine, if I'm off,
I'll watch the sunrise as I'm walking along the beach.
Oh, my god, that's sick. Yeah.
And, like, maybe something to eat, go to the gym, tan, surf.
Enjoy the sun, and then catch up with friends for some food,
or something like that.
That sounds like my ideal day, minus the surf - I can't surf.
That's alright.
But I'd still go to the beach. Yeah.
We're a lot more compatible than I realised, you know.
Maybe. (LAUGHS)
He surprised me!
I mean, looking at him, you know, with the mullet and everything,
he just seems like your basic Aussie larrikin,
but then we got talking
and he's actually got a lot more going for him than I realised.
I don't want him to like her! I want him to like me!
Now I'm, like, stressed
because, like, I don't want Maddy to like him,
and I feel like, because he's so nice, she's gonna like him.
I don't want the new girl, Maddy, to want him! (LAUGHS)
Have you chatted to everyone?
I've still gotta chat to Mitch. Yep.
And then I think that's it.
He'll be open to talk to you,
but obviously, you know, like, he's pretty set on Phoebe.
Yeah. See if you can crack him.
Yeah, they're the mum and dad, hey? Yeah, definitely.
You're just gonna have to do some groundwork if you're...
Yeah, well, that's my job, right?
As the bomb. Yeah, exactly right.
Just gotta come in and, like, shake things up a little bit.
Yeah, you're gonna have to go hard.
Yeah.
(LAUGHS)
For Jess and Conor,
the Truth or Dare game is still going.
She's dared him to make the sound he makes at the height of passion.
(GARBLES)
One thing you're lucky is how tall she is, Jesus!
Oh, what? Yeah, she is so tall. I don't usually go for tall girls.
I've got a really good thing going on with you,
so I'm not gonna ruin that, no matter what, you know that.
Yeah. Don't be worried.
You know where we stand. We're very, very good right now.
So, I'm not gonna ruin that for something silly.
Alright. I think so too. For sure.
I don't mind that Maddy's in the villa.
I don't feel threatened - not one bit.
If it's Maddy versus Jess to win Conor,
Jess is gonna win, any day.
Who do you reckon would be keen to go for her?
I could see Callum - he's only really early days with Layla.
But I have a feeling Mitch has the potential to turn as well.
I don't. I think they haven't been tested.
See, our relationship has been tested.
Yeah.
And we've still made our way back together.
I'm very happy where things are with us.
Me too. I actually am.
Definitely feeling the connection with Jessica.
It's actually freaking me out
because we're both on such a good wavelength at the moment.
It seems like nothing can break it.
And I feel like you've got this, like, factor
where I just wanna rip your clothes.
Like, you were in the shower and I was, like...
Why didn't you? Because everyone was there.
Yeah. We'll go there when somebody's not there.
Yeah.
I am falling for Conor.
I've just started to see a really nice, cute, vulnerable side,
and...it's just made me like him more.
# I never thought to myself that I'd be starting out new
# And I was pinching myself when you were across the room
# 'Cause I
# I wanna love you... #
Oh, cute!
Elsewhere, the Truth or Dare game is still going.
To help her chat to Mitch,
Maddy's dared Phoebe to superglue her head to the table.
I've spoken to everyone now - oh, except Mitch.
MAN: Oh. MAN: Go do it now.
Shall we go have a chat now? Yeah.
Alright.
Where would you like to go?
Um...shall we go to the day bed?
Yeah.
When Maddy pulled Mitch for a chat, it annoyed me a little bit,
but I also knew it was gonna happen.
Like, she obviously has to get to know everyone.
So, it's fine.
It's annoying 'cause they shared a massive kiss already.
So, that's a bit of a red flag for them talking,
but I also feel like Mitch is super secure with me, so...
Where are you from? I'm a Kiwi.
I've only lived in the city for, like, two months.
Interesting. I... I'm fresh.
Yeah, OK. Do you not hear the accent?
Not really. I didn't pick it up.
Some people say it's quite harsh and then some people say it's not.
Have you ever been to New Zealand? Yeah, I love it.
Queenstown's the best. I went bungee jumping, skydiving.
Did you go bungee jumping? Yeah! I did it all.
Did you? Do you like doing that?
Yeah! Fuck, yeah! It was so fun. So, you've done it?
Um, I haven't. (LAUGHS)
Oh, what?
No, I love doing that stuff,
but I've actually never been to Queenstown.
I know. That's really bad of me. That's criminal, yeah.
I'm, like, a Kiwi, but I've never been to Queenstown.
She's easy to talk to, man, and I'm very surprised.
Didn't think she was this spontaneous, and that's really cool.
I really like that.
Also, just thinking in my head, like,
I know he's not into her.
Like, she's boring... Did he tell you that?
Did he tell you...
Well, he hasn't spoken to her yet, but he was like,
"Look, I'm really happy with you.
"Like, obviously she's a good-looking girl, but..."
Also, like, I know that because she's dry as fuck!
She's so boring! She is very dry.
So, I just knew from get-go.
Like, he didn't have to tell me 'cause I'm, like, I know.
Surely, if I'm your type, she's not your type, you know what I mean?
She's not his type. I know his type. It's me. It's not her.
How are things going with you and Phoebe?
Me and Phoebe... (LAUGHS)
I mean, like...we're good.
Like, I'm really happy with her - I actually really am -
but, like, we got together, like, literally the first day,
you know, and, like...
You didn't get a chance to, like, explore your options, I suppose.
No, I didn't.
I am worried about me having tunnel vision for Phoebe, and only Phoebe,
but a new chick has come in the villa,
and she may be more than Phoebe.
We don't know.
You're literally, I think, the first girl,
other than Phoebe, to pull me for a chat.
Oh, wow! Literally.
I, respectfully, will talk to whoever the fuck I want.
Yeah, honestly, do it. That's what you're here to do.
And if you don't, if you just shut yourself off,
then you're not gonna get anywhere,
and you're just gonna, like, go home with regrets, you know?
Yeah, fuck, no! Like, I want the full Love Island experience.
Exactly, exactly, and to get that,
you're gonna have to step on toes, you know?
Yeah.
For the right guy, I'm just gonna, like, go in all guns blazing.
Even a slightly open door, you can still squeeze through.
# I think you know my secret
# I kept it for myself... #
If there was a recoupling, like, tomorrow...
Yeah?
..and someone else chose you - like, if I chose you,
would you be mad?
# You're like a wrecking ball... #
But I wouldn't be angry.
It is very refreshing that a girl has come and pulled me for a chat
and not worried about Phoebe.
It feels like I'm kind of doing what I came here to do.
So, you are open?
Yeah. Open to anything.
# You're like a wrecking ball... #
NARRATOR: Austen and Claudia are super hot,
coupled up on a dating show, sharing a bed, in Spain,
and outside of a challenge, still haven't kissed yet!
So, having been just threatened by her lawyers,
Austen's finally getting his act together
with a little help from his friends.
Oh, listen, I wanted to, like, do something for, like, Claudia.
Yeah?
And, like, I wanna, like...like, 'cause you had your first kiss.
I want to have my first kiss.
Yeah, I wanted my first kiss to be romantic!
So, I was gonna put, like, blankets and shit here
and we can cuddle up there.
The set-up was I wanted something nice and romantic
for, like, our first kiss.
Like, look at the stars and, like, go for a kiss.
I wanted to set up kind of, like, a blanket type thing
so that we can look at that view.
(LAUGHS) It sticks to the grass.
That's actually very good.
Wait, I think we need more pillows. Yeah, all the pillows.
I helped set up the picnic because Austen deserves the best.
I am the ultimate wingman.
Sit down looking sexy out here. Do you reckon?
Yep. Here.
Hey. Alright.
Bring it down, bring it down.
We need to leave, we need to leave.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, we do... Unless we're gatecrashing!
(THUD!) (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHTER)
CLAUDIA: Am I in trouble?
WOMAN: No. WOMAN: No, you're not in trouble.
We just want you to go down to the pool.
Why?
'Cause your man...
(LAUGHS) What the fuck are you doing?
(LAUGHS) Hey! It's romantic!
(LAUGHS) Stop!
Stop, stop, stop!
He's so cute.
This is literally, I'm telling you,
probably my perfect type of date.
See? How comfy is it?
Oh, my god, this is, like,
my favourite fucking thing in the world.
What's your best first date?
Honestly, like, something like this, but on the beach.
Yeah, me too.
Or, like, a picnic. Yeah, me too!
Or, like, with paints or something.
Ohh! I've always wanted to do that. Yeah.
Austen is like something out of a book!
I can't explain it.
We could chat for hours and hours and hours on end,
and just, like, have so much more to talk about, which is what I want.
OK, so, I got three.
One of them is when girls wear white shoes with black socks.
That's disgusting. I can't do that.
I don't know who would do that.
Yeah, I know a lot of people that do that and I'm, like...
That's an ick, though? That's a ick?
Yeah. Oh, my god, that's so funny.
And then the second one is when they have, like, white dirty shoes.
White dirty shoes...
White...like, if it's, like, specifically,
white dirty Air Force Ones.
(LAUGHS) You have a thing about white shoes.
Yeah, white dirty Air Force Ones. That's disgusting!
Everything was just flowing and flowing and flowing,
and it was hard to find a break,
where you could actually just... like, you know, get a kiss in.
Has your opinion changed?
Mmm, no.
Why would it change? I don't know.
You're very...you're very... (LAUGHS) I just wanna check in!
'Cause I'm, like, nervous.
No, you don't need to be nervous.
Yeah, but you could wake up tomorrow and be, like...
No. .."Maybe not."
No.
# I just wanna be your lover
# You know that we ain't friends... #
That's very cute.
I try.
# I just wanna be your lover
# You know that we ain't friends... #
The kiss was unreal.
Like, that was, like... it was, like, magic!
Like, proper, proper magic.
# We're all alone and the lights are low
# Gonna make you scream... #
Oooh, cheeks!
Jiggle, jiggle.
I got a bundah.
(LAUGHS) He's got the bund!
Conor just keeps making comments about strategy
and game plans and shit.
Like, when he says stuff like that,
like, it just makes me feel like he's not genuine.
I wanna talk about it.
Why do you not think that?
(LAUGHS) No, I'm not. I'm not.
You're overreacting hard, bro!
I'm not overreacting! You are, you are, you are!
I do like you! What are you doing?
What does that... why would you think...
Don't make that face like I'm stupid!
Stop fucking doing that to me! What?
You're making me look like a piece of shit!
What...I haven't done fucking anything!
Like, it's not... (INDISTINCT)
Hey! No, I'm not fucking...
Oi! Come here! No.
Love Island, to me, is about finding love
and finding someone I could potentially take home to my parents.
I do want something real, and I feel like I'm not getting it with him.
Hey.
Jess? What?
Come here.
No. We can sit down. Hey, please, please.
It's the most frustrating thing possible.
It's, like, that I can't...it's like I have to watch everything I say.
You know, like... it was just me being stupid,
saying something stupid.
I like the girl.
Oi.
Like, I'm not gonna lie...
I know - it was a stupid thing to say and that I'm fucking sorry!
I don't care, Conor! I know you don't care.
Well, how can I prove myself? By not saying it!
Well, I won't say it, but you know I fucking like you.
Mate, everything that I've said to you,
all the shit that I've told you.
How do you not think I'm genuine?
Then why do you talk about the fucking...this shit?
I don't know why I talk about it, but I'm not here...
But do you understand how it makes me look?!
Yeah, I do un...
Conor, there's only so much I can take before I'm sick of it
and I'm gonna call it.
I felt like we were starting to do really well
and he was starting to put in the effort,
but I feel like all of that has been undone now,
'cause he's just sort of reverted back to his old habits,
if you call it.
But it's not about all day...
I'm so fucking sick of arguing about this!
Then stop bringing it up! I'm sorry!
I won't bring it up, but I'm just asking,
do you just forgive me this time?
Just forgive me, and I won't do it again.
If this isn't real, what is?
What's real?
Estate agent.
I feel like Conor's playing a game.
I know Conor's playing a game.
So, this is making me think that you are not here for genuine reasons.
What do you think I'm here for, then?
You got with two blokes!
The reason I got with Tak and Callum,
because I didn't think you were genuine, and I'm clearly correct!
You're not correct.
You...oh...
I'm really sorry, Jess, but I really want another chance,
and I just...I'll make it sweet, I promise.
I don't really wanna give you another chance.
Why?
I don't think it's the right thing to do. I...
Bro, I'm into you, man. Please don't do this.
I'm not trying to play a game.
I would have tried with that new girl, but I don't want to.
I want with you. You can...she can have you.
(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
So, I can see where she's coming from,
because he's obviously got this thing behind her
that I'm not genuine, but I, like...
..I think after everything that I've said to her,
she should understand that I am.
I like you.
I don't know. I don't think I really want to get to know you any more.
Can I have another chance, please?
# I just wanna be close to you
# Keep you from falling down... #
That's all I want.
Give me one more chance.
# I'll never let you go
# I'll never let you go, oh, oh
# Oh, oh, oh, oh
# Whoa, oh
# I'll never let you go
# I'll never let you go, oh, oh
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... #
You know what happened with the fight, with Conor and...?
Yeah, I was listening on the balcony.
Yeah. Yeah, what were they saying?
"I don't think I can do this anymore."
He's like, "Give me one more chance, please."
I just feel like I need to weigh up what I want to do -
whether I want to continue to keep giving him chances.
# I'll never let you go... #
I just feel like I need to sleep on it
and, like, think again in the morning.
# Whoa, oh
# I'll never let you go
# I'll never let you go, oh, oh
# Oh, oh, oh, oh
# Oh, whoa
# No, no, no
# No, no, no, yeah... #
Dramatic moon!
Oh, that's a garden light.
Coming up...
I hate competing with other girls.
..Phoebe discovers life's a Mitch!
WOMAN: Oh, my god! Are you fucking serious?
(SOBS) I just feel so stupid!
(TEXT CHIMES)
And later...
All Islanders to the fire pit immediately.
If Maddy's gonna pick tonight when we get to that fire pit,
I don't want Maddy to take Jordan.
# You should know me better than that by now... #
NARRATOR: As the solar gas ball melts the horizon,
Austen's rudely awoken by the expulsion of a different kind of gas.
Claudia!
(GROANS)
Morning compliment score check.
Mitchell - zero. Callum - one.
As the polite conversation continues inside,
outside, it's all go.
You want the cheese out?
After new girl Maddy kissed him in last night's game,
Mitch engages full Terminator mode to compute his options.
Who have you got your eye on more at the moment?
Um, interestingly enough, I feel like Mitch is at the top of my list.
Right!
Which is so funny, because everyone was like, "Oh, he's married off."
But when we had a chat, he was like, "Oh, nah, like, I'm open."
Yeah, right, OK.
So, I thought that was really interesting.
Yeah, how did those conversations go, by the way?
You seemed to have a good one last night.
Yeah, I had a good conversation with her.
I think she's so much cooler when you're, like, one-on-one with her.
Like, I was so surprised. Oh! Yeah.
Like... Was it a good conversation?
Yeah, I mean, she's bantery, like, flirty and, like...
All I'm saying, if you're happy with Phoebe...
Stick with it. ..be very careful.
Yeah, I know.
# I said, oooh... #
Hello. Hello!
Me and Phoebe have got something really good - really good!
But if I don't open myself up to new experiences and new girls,
am I being silly, you know?
Am I just gonna regret it?
Right! (KISSES)
MADDY: Mitch was saying to me last night, he's, like,
"Oh, it's been a shame I haven't really...
"..like, no-one's really pulled me for a chat,
"'cause they think that, like, I'm, like...
"..me and Phoebes are, like, married off."
If you like someone,
like, I just think just, like, go for it, but...
Yeah, you guys aren't fucking set in stone,
and there's plenty that can happen.
Yeah! Gotta shake things up a bit.
I completely agree.
She just quite clearly doesn't give a fuck, and good on her.
Like, at the end of the day, she is a bombshell.
I think she's just waiting for all the ashes to clear
so she can have her pick, to be honest with you,
and...kudos to her.
How was your kiss with Maddy?
(LAUGHS) My kiss with Maddy?
It wasn't long enough.
(LAUGHS)
"Wasn't long enough"? (LAUGHS)
No, it was good.
What did you guys chat about?
Lots, actually.
She, um...she surprised me.
She's just a bit less reserved when she's, like, one-on-one.
Mmm.
I don't know if that's... I don't know.
She did ask me something, though.
What did she ask you?
She said, "If I were to choose you in a recoupling,
"would you be angry?"
And I said, "Well, I'm really, really happy with Phoebe,
"but you gotta do what you gotta do."
(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
You did not say that. I did.
Phoebe should know that what we have is real,
and if I am to get to know the new girl,
then...you know, it shouldn't really matter.
Obviously she knows that I'm with you, so she wouldn't choose me.
Mmm.
Would you have rather me have said,
"Yes, I'd be very angry if you chose me"?
No, I think it's just the way that you said it when you say,
"You gotta do what you gotta do."
It's just kind of you being like,
"Well...yeah, just... you can pick me."
Well, she can pick me.
I mean, Maddy's in here, and she's gonna do what she wants to do.
It's...she can.
If that means picking me or getting to know me,
I can't stop Maddy from doing that.
I came in here being like, I'm gonna be, like,
talking to this girl, talking to this girl, talking to this girl,
'cause that's kind of, like, you know,
the personality that I kind of am,
and I've come in and I've been, like, "Whoa!"
You know, I've looked at you and I've been like,
"There's no other girl that I want. You're it."
And so when another girl comes in
and gives me a little bit of attention,
I'm probably gonna fuck up and say the wrong thing.
Yep. You know?
And I probably dealt with it really wrong,
and that's probably not the way I should have done it,
but...yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, really, what I was supposed to say.
OK.
What do you want me to do?
No, I don't want you to do anything.
This is all...you. Like, you do what you want now.
And that's that.
(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
Yeah.
Well, you already know what I'm gonna do, so...
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
I really thought honesty was the best policy.
We'll talk about it later. Yep.
But...yeah, that's really not the case.
Are you OK? JESSICA: Oh, my god, no. Shut up!
(PHOEBE SOBS)
Oh, I hate this! Are you OK?
No, I hate this. No, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
Are you OK? Are you OK? Come and sit down.
(SOBS) Come on, come on.
What's wrong?
I hate competing with other girls.
(SOBS)
Like, I'm never the one that guys pick,
and I just thought, for once, like, Mitch has picked me.
He keeps saying, "I have tunnel vision for you. It's you, you, you."
(SOBS) I knew this was gonna happen!
(INDISTINCT) Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Like, I cannot do it! I can't do it!
(PHOEBE SOBS)
It's OK.
(PHOEBE SOBS)
Oh, my god.
(SOBS)
'Cause I hate being hurt,
and I hate feeling like you're not, like, wanted.
Like, it's just the worst feeling!
Like, second-best, like, all the time!
(SOBS) I feel like a fucking mug! What the fuck just happened?
I feel like a fucking idiot!
No! What happened?
JORDAN: Idiot?
You're only going on, like you said, what you feel.
He literally said to me last night in bed -
I said, "I get it if you want to get to know other people,"
and he was like, "I'm not gonna lie,
"it's just nice to have attention from another girl
"and for her to pull me for a chat."
(GASPS) Are you fucking serious?! Oh, my god.
(SOBS) I just feel so stupid!
Don't YOU feel stupid. (ALL EXCLAIM)
No, you don't feel stupid! Don't feel stupid.
None of us would have ever expected this.
Why can't it just be me?
Why is there always other girls in the picture?
Like, why do boys, in general -
I feel like they think they need to, like,
get with heaps of other girls and talk to other girls
to know that you're the one, but they should know that.
Like, they shouldn't have to experiment
to, like, know that you're what they want.
No! (ALL EXCLAIM)
(PHOEBE SOBS) Don't feel dumb.
This always happens to me! (SOBS)
Everyone always leaves me for someone else!
(EXHALES)
# I'm gonna make it on my own
# Gonna break it on my own again... #
NARRATOR: Some say Love Island
focuses too much on the islanders' looks
and not their intellect,
but as this scene proves beyond doubt,
our islanders are not only hot,
they're also very good-looking.
TAK: How many numbers in the alphabet?
24.
Uh, none. 27.
"How many numbers in the alphabet"?
Oh, right.
(LAUGHS) Gotcha!
(LAUGHTER) She's, like, 24!
I was like, 24! It's not even right either.
Isn't it 26? There's 26 letters in the alphabet.
Yeah, that's what I meant. That's what she meant.
She said 24, then 27. (PHONE CHIMES)
(ALL EXCLAIM AND SHOUT)
Islanders:
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Oh, this is definitely gonna be a shitstorm, I reckon.
Oh, god!
Who wants to kiss a bunch of boys? I do! I'm quite excited.
(ELECTRONIC BEATS)
Guys, I have a massive hickey on my neck
and I did not realise it till now!
(ALL EXCLAIM)
No way!
Oh, my god, wait, if we're wearing these, what are the boys wearing?
What is this?!
I cannot.
(ELECTRIC CLIPPERS WHIRR)
CALLUM: Yeah, can you shave my arse? I'll bend over.
(ELECTRIC CLIPPERS WHIRR)
I think it's just, like, maybe this bit. Yeah, that's alright.
MAN: I've actually got a man-gina.
I feel I've got good legs. Who - you?
Yeah. Yeah, you have defined legs.
I'm so excited! Me too!
Me three! (LAUGHS)
We look so cute! Little polar bears and the little ears!
We look hot!
JORDAN: Callum's shorts seem to be the tightest.
I don't know if he's requested them on purpose, or not. (LAUGHS)
This is the most comfortable I've felt the whole time.
(LAUGHS) I can't fucking... It's not comfortable, bro.
(LAUGHTER)
There might be a little bit of pole dancing going on.
Lucky I've swung around a few of them before.
So, hopefully I can have a good crack at it. (LAUGHS)
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
These outfits were tuxedos
until our costume designer left them in the tumble dryer
for an entire week.
(CHEERING)
The Poles Apart Challenge will pit penguins against polar bears,
and be hosted by our brand-new arctic fox, Maddy.
Islanders, Love Island is more than just about finding a partner.
It's about impressing the public
to become the nation's favourite couple and win $50,000!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
A select group of the Australian public
known as the Love Island superfans
have already been watching you.
WOMAN: (GASPS) Shut up!
In today's challenge, Poles Apart,
you will receive your first taste of what the superfans think of you.
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Oh, my god! The boys are getting zeroes today.
I'm scared! I'm so scared!
NARRATOR: In this challenge, one couple at a time
will head to the limbo bars and be asked a question.
What percentage of superfans want Holly to find love in the villa?
(WOMEN EXCLAIM)
The islanders must guess what that percentage is...
Tak, what's your answer?
90%.
I'd say 95%.
..and then limbo under the bar to lock in their answer.
(CHEERING)
80%.
(CHEERING)
That's one point to the boys.
The islander that guesses closest to the superfans' percentage
wins a point for their team.
Let's see what the superfans think of you, and play Poles Apart.
Jordan and Stella.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
WOMAN: Go, Stell!
What percentage of superfans think Jordan should lose the mullet?
(ALL EXCLAIM)
I felt like it was either gonna be 100% -
no-one wanted it whatsoever,
or it was gonna be down there and everyone absolutely loved it.
The mullet's staying!
TAK: Yeah, the mullet's staying! (CHEERING)
Come on, Jordy.
Jordan, what's your answer? 10%.
(LAUGHTER)
My answer is 30%.
MAN: Do the lion.
(LAUGHTER)
(CHEERING)
The answer was...zero percent!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
It's sticking! (LAUGHS)
Zero percent. The mullet stays. Let's go. (LAUGHS)
The mo is a different story. (LAUGHS)
Yeah, that's a point to the boys. Whoo!
Next up is Callum and Layla.
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
What percentage of superfans think Callum is a walking red flag?
MAN: Oh, 100%! Nah!
80%.
70%. 70?
MADDY: Callum, what's your answer? Uh, 50%.
(LAUGHTER)
We said 70%.
(WHOOPS)
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
The answer is 80%.
(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)
I thought I'd be getting 100% for that one,
so 80% is a step in the right direction for me.
That's one point to the girls.
(CHEERING)
Next up is Mitch and Phoebe.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
What percentage of superfans think
Jordan would be a good match for Phoebe?
(ALL EXCLAIM)
MAN: Oh, nah, 100%!
That's gonna be high, bro.
I'd say 80.
MAN: Jordan doesn't wanna say anything.
I could see the stat about me and Jordan coming
because my love language is physical touch,
and that's not just with my romantic partners.
Like, that's literally with everyone.
MADDY: Mitchell, what's your answer? 70%.
(ELECTRONIC DANCE BEATS)
Phoebe? 80%.
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
We asked the superfans and the answer was 60%.
Oooh!
Let's be...I think you would be a good match for her.
Sometimes I'm a bit jealous about how close and, like, touchy they are.
So, that's a point to the boys.
(CHEERING)
Next up is Jess and Conor.
(WHOOPING)
What percentage of superfans think
Jess and Conor can make it as a couple?
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Conor and Jess, they've been shaky since day one.
I don't think they're gonna last.
Conor, what's your answer?
My answer's 5%.
Jess, what's your answer? 10%.
Correct answer is...30%.
What? (ALL EXCLAIM)
CONOR: There's still a chance, baby!
Compatibility, baby.
(LAUGHS) Hmm.
The superfans have more faith in Conor and I
than Conor and I do. (LAUGHS)
Guys, just focus on winning. We'll focus about the shit later.
Next up is Austen and Claudia.
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
What percentage of superfans think
Austen is likely to have his head turned by a new bomb?
(ALL EXCLAIM)
I think, like, 30%. Yeah, I was just about to say 30.
MAN: 35.
Austen, what's your answer? 35.
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
Claudia, what's your answer? My answer's 30%.
(WHOOPING)
WOMAN: Yeah, go, Clauds! (SHRIEKS)
(CHEERING)
And the answer was...60%.
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Oh, my god. Wow, these superfans are harsh!
I reckon that's BS.
Maybe they think that Austen's such a beautiful guy
that obviously he can't just stay with one girl,
but I'll show them that he can stay with one girl!
Next up is Phoebe and Mitch.
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
What percentage of superfans said
that Mitchell and Phoebe were likely to become
boyfriend and girlfriend?
(ALL EXCLAIM)
I reckon it's high. 90%.
75, 75, 75?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
To me, I think that they're, like, a little match made in heaven.
They seem really smitten with each other.
MADDY: Mitchell, what's your answer? 75%.
(ALL EXCLAIM)
# It's dangerous... #
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
MAN: That was actually good!
Phoebe, what's your answer? 85%.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# It's dangerous... #
We asked the superfans what percentage thought
that Mitchell and Phoebe were likely to become boyfriend and girlfriend.
The correct answer is 20%.
What?! (ALL EXCLAIM)
(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(ALL EXCLAIM)
That's so bad!
That was, like, so unexpected! So bad!
Are you kidding? (ALL EXCLAIM)
What the fuck?
Phoebe! Looks like you and me now! (LAUGHS)
WOMEN: No way! No way! No way.
(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
Mitchell looked like he was gonna,
like, pick up small children and rip them apart.
That's how angry he looked.
(CHATTER)
WOMAN: Oh, Mitch is...
WOMAN: I know. He's so salty about that.
PHOEBE: It definitely made me worry
that there is another side to Mitch that I am not seeing.
When that was said, I was pretty gutted, to be honest,
because we're already having, like, a shit time at the moment.
So, I was, like, "Great!"
Like, is this real? Because I've been having doubts.
(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
I'm not saying shit. Don't get into your head, bro.
He is so... He's fuming.
I feel like he's said stuff... He must have said something.
He must have said something, 'cause she wouldn't have.
Nah, no way. She's smitten.
He's said something, and now he's...
Yeah, and he knows it.
(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
Oh, shit.
(TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
NARRATOR: Uh, if anyone cares, the boys have won, 4-3.
Erm...er...yay.
Er...
Erm...hmm.
(EAGLE SCREECHES)
Well said, bird.
Coming up...
The time has come for you to couple up
by stealing someone's partner.
..Maddy makes her decision.
# Can't help the feeling getting stronger and stronger
# Don't know why
# Just fall in love Fall in love... #
NARRATOR: The islanders are back from the Poles Apart challenge,
where they got their first taste of public opinion
via our special panel of superfans.
The opinion was 'happiness is boring, let's make drama'!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
I forget how tall you boys are. Like, you just stand in it.
I, like, sink to the bottom. (LAUGHS)
Speaking of sinking, Mitch's chances with Phoebe -
only 20% of superfans said they'd be BF-GF,
and Phoebe was like, "WTF?"
I didn't like seeing her sad. Yeah, she was upset.
Really sad.
And, like, I was looking at and she wasn't giving me eye contract.
Like, you normally...you know how you look at each other from afar
and you, like, give each other eye contact?
We weren't doing that and she was just, like, straight down
and I was like, "Fuck!"
Like, you felt pretty shit, going into the challenge.
Yeah, and I was like,
"The reason why she was feeling like that is 'cause of me," you know?
# I'm sweeter than peaches and cream... #
On top of their fight last night,
Conor and Jess just learned
our superfans rate their chance of staying together at 30%,
but I bet after seeing this scene,
that figure will be much lower.
I think it was quite positive news for me.
What do you mean "positive news"? Well, 30%.
Like, to be honest with you,
I thought that was quite positive in comparison to where we were.
I think it's a very low number, don't you think? 30% is very low.
No, I think it's good odds.
I've been battling odds my entire life,
and I always go against the odds, and I win.
I feel like you're playing a game in here.
I'm not. I swear I'm not.
I promise I'm not,
and I really want you just to give me a shot to prove that.
Yeah, look, I don't know if I trust Conor again.
Part of me wants to.
You know what, a big part of me wants to.
I just want to keep you happy. Mmm.
And if I want to keep you happy, it means I like you, genuinely.
Mmm. I need you to know that.
Mmm. I'm not...
You have a lot of work to do. I know.
I'm talk...I mean, like, a LOT.
We go well together.
I just say dumb shit that I won't say ever again.
Then don't say dumb shit ever again. I promise I won't.
I'm gonna try my best.
I think I can, yeah, but I don't really think completely.
I'm fucking stupid.
Well, I don't have time for stupid, so...
OK. ..hurry up.
Can I get a smile?
I just feel like I just wanna... just let him prove himself right,
and prove me wrong this time,
'cause I'm...yeah, quite frankly,
I'm kind of done putting in the effort, to be honest.
It's just the same story every time.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
You wanna fit the other way?
There's no way I'm gonna fit!
This is so funny to watch.
(LAUGHTER)
I'm starting to go right through.
Eight out of ten superfans agree Holly needs to find love,
but her sexual chemistry with Tak is more like sexual home economics.
The very least she'll accept is sexual woodwork.
I love Tak to bits - we have banter, we get along really well.
Like, he's super hot,
but I didn't want to rip his clothes off in the first four minutes.
so, obviously that's something that's playing on my mind.
How are you feeling about everything
in terms of, like, us getting to know each other and stuff like that?
Um...at the moment, I'm not sure.
Yeah?
I definitely think we have a good connection
and, like, conversation and stuff flows,
but at this point in time,
I'm not sure if we have that sexual chemistry.
Yeah.
And...I don't know, I've just been sitting there,
like, I've just been thinking, I'm, like,
"Do we? Do we not? Do we? Do we not?"
And it's just, like, in the back of my head.
Honestly, it's some thought that's also crept into my mind as well.
I definitely think it was a big relief, because it was a chat
that I was a little bit worried about having with Holly.
I think it was just better for me to say it early and nip it in the bud
so it's not like I'm trying to lead her on.
Like, I do want the sexual chemistry and the banter like we have.
I want to find that spark, like...
I want that zing, I want that... (MIMICS IMPACT)
That... (BLOWS AIR) That smoke show going on.
As the public have chosen,
Holly should find love in the villa!
(LAUGHS) Hopefully.
No, I hope you do too. Like, you deserve it.
Thanks.
Like, you're an absolutely brilliant girl and you deserve it.
Ohh! Don't - you'll make me... (INDISTINCT)
Something you shall get.
It is frustrating.
It's frustrating when you put yourself out there
and it's constant knock back.
You just want a bit of a nibble.
Just a bit of a nibble would be nice.
NARRATOR: Oh, my days!
Drama everywhere you look!
Conor and Jess, Holly and Tak.
At least Mitch and Phoebe are having a good day.
Today has been the worst day ever. I hated every single moment of it.
I'm with you.
The superfans' comment was definitely the icing on the cake
to an awful, awful morning of me and Mitch.
We just keep getting kicked in the gutter today.
I was obviously really, really upset after our chat this morning.
Ultimately, like, if you... are open to getting to know Maddy,
it would put, like, a massive wall between us.
I just really hate feeling like second best.
If I'm, like, into someone,
I don't feel the need to just go and, like, chat to heaps of people,
kiss every person, or, like... you know what I mean?
But I'm not going and chatting with these people.
They're pulling...grabbing me, and I'm not gonna be like, "Fuck off."
Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
I don't feel the need to go and talk to heaps of girls either,
but if some girl came and talked to me,
I would give them the time of day and have a yarn with them.
I think the way she looked at it, everyone was like,
"Who do you want to get to know?" And she was like, "Mitch.
"He's really open about getting to know me,
so I'm gonna, like, pursue that."
And I was just, like, "Cool."
The only thing I said, when she said, "Would I be mad?"
I was just like, "Well, you've gotta do what you've gotta do."
I want to be as honest as I can with Phoebe,
but at the same time, it was just a bit of fun!
You're on Love Island, mate. Come on.
What was I doing?
Maybe I was being a bit flirty,
but to be honest, I don't think it was that bad.
Like, sometimes it just completely leaves my mind,
and sometimes it's just, like, "Oh, pretty girl, blah, blah, blah,"
and I just be a bit of a fuckboy.
# Drifting out of control... #
Yeah, that did set off major alarm bells.
I feel like I've finally found a red flag in Mitch,
which is terrifying,
because I like him so much.
# If we're going backwards this lonely night... #
Someone eventually will change Mitch's fuckboy habits.
I do really hope it's me,
but you just never freaking know with those fuckboys.
Maybe anything that you're feeling is enough.
I just...wanted to cuddle you the whole time
when we were playing that...
I know. It was so shit. I just wanted...
Come on. I've missed you!
(CHILLED ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
To be honest, it was just so hard fighting with Mitch.
Like, I do just like him so much.
I just didn't wanna fight anymore, so I was like,
"Just can we go back to normal, please?"
(CHILLED ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
NARRATOR: Coming up...
So, the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
# I feel the love I feel it
# Tell me This feeling... #
NARRATOR: OK, islanders, make some noise
if you like walking through doorways!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
God, they love doorways!
Alright, now, say "proper mega" in a bad Welsh accent.
(WELSH ACCENT) Proper mega! (WELSH ACCENT) Proper mega!
(CHEERING)
MAN: I love a beer! MAN: I love a beer!
WOMAN: Oh, my gosh!
MADDY: Alright. Guys, I'd like to make a toast.
(CHEERING)
I would just like to say thank you, everybody, so much
for welcoming me with open arms.
I'm so grateful to be here,
and here's to following your heart, exploring connections,
and not being afraid to step on toes.
(CHEERING)
(LAUGHS) Goddamn! That was hectic.
Are we doing selfies? Yeah.
Oh, those are beautiful smiles!
Don't fool us for one second.
That is so cute.
I know!
(PHONE CHIMES) Oh!
Whose was that?
I got a text! (CHEERING)
Oh, god!
All islanders to the fire pit immediately.
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Oh, no. My stomach dropped!
If Maddy's gonna pick tonight when we get to that fire pit,
I don't want Maddy to take Jordan.
# There's nowhere safe to hide... #
I knew that her and Mitch had a chat,
and that it went well.
So, I just had this very uneasy feeling
that my man was about to be stolen from me.
# Can't escape the fallout
# Feel the fire rain down
# See the shadows rise all around
# Can't escape the fallout
# Fallout... #
I am worried that I'm gonna lose Callum.
Even though it's early days, like,
I am really liking what's going on with us two,
and I don't wanna lose somebody else.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)
# Can't escape the fallout
# Fallout... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Maddy, stand and face your fellow islanders."
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)
# Can you feel all the eyes looking at you?
# Mmmm
# Don't know what to do
# Don't know what to do... #
(PHONE CHIMES)
(TENSE ELECTRONIC BEATS)
# Can you feel all the eyes looking at you? #
"Maddy, the time has come for you to couple up
"by stealing someone's partner.
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
# You better hide
# This ain't gonna be fine... #
I would like to couple up with this boy because...
# You better run, you better hide
# This ain't gonna be fine... #
..I really like his vibe and his energy.
# Goodbye and now you go home... #
..and from the conversations we've had,
I think we're compatible,
and I'd like to explore the connection a little bit further.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)
So, I'm hoping he's gonna be open
to getting to know me a little bit better as well.
# Cut the strings Cut the ties... #
So, the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
# Right now you move on... #
..Mitchell.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)
(KISSES)
# Can you feel all the eyes looking at you?
# Mmm, you know what to do... #
(SIGHS)
(PHONE CHIMES)
"Phoebe, you are now single.
"Being single leaves you vulnerable."
# All of these lessons I've learnt
# All of these lessons I've learnt... #
Hashtag "get grafting".
Hashtag "don't be Maddy about it".
(LAUGHTER)
Mitch is still my boy. Sorry.
# All of these lessons I've learnt
# All of these lessons... #
Good work, Maddy. Nice job.
Australia, tomorrow night,
a very special and very familiar face will enter the villa,
and I am here for it.
# No, I never stop
# Oh, oh, oh, oh
# I will never stop, never stop
# No, I'll never stop... #
I'm Al. You might remember me from 'MAFS'.
I'm back, and this time, I've got more than one girl to choose from.
I've had a lot of attention coming off my previous show.
A lot of the girls know who I am.
I'm not gonna lie, I've been loving it.
The boys should definitely be worried about me coming in.
Mr Steal Your Girl has entered the villa.
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