NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island Australia...
Mitchell and Phoebe went all in.
He has all 12 eggs.
Maybe even 24.
He's bought another carton, lady. (LAUGHS)
Jordan went all out.
I've never done one before
but I've seen it on Instagram, all the girls would love it.
I made a little fruit platter for us.
(SQUEALS) This is so cute!
Who knew Romeo had a mullet and a mo?
NARRATOR: And in a double dumping...
I had so much fun here, and I'm so happy I did this.
..Holly and Conor found themselves thrown out.
Aw! At least they have each other.
CONOR: I'm going to pursue Holly.
Aw. Um...
Awkward.
Tonight...
Oh, my gosh! It's getting in my toes!
Is it true, red wine makes you horny and stuff?
(LAUGHS) ..it's all about the amore.
That's Spanish for love.
MADDY: I see other couples doing this sort of stuff.
It's just never been done for me before.
You deserve it. If I'm gonna be starting
to date really nice guys, there's going to be a lot of firsts.
Until the couples go to war.
You're dead. Dead.
(ENERGETIC MUSIC)
Destroy the other islanders!
I'm scared. Do I have to sleep next to this girl tonight?
(DANCE MUSIC)
SOPHIE: One boy and one girl will be leaving the villa tonight.
It's Conor or Tak.
It's Holly or Maddy.
Who leaves will be decided by...
The two couples that received the highest number of votes.
(TENSE MUSIC)
Stella and Claudia, please stand up.
Which boy are you sending home?
The boy we have decided to send home is...
Conor. # In the end, you can't hide. #
Jordan and Austen, please stand up.
The girl we are sending home is...
Holly.
The islanders have been left rocked
and rolled, and they're gonna miss their buddy Holly.
And Conor, he's gone too.
Who would have thought?
Honestly, Claudia, you and I have been through trauma
down at that fireplace.
I'm sick of going down there, to be honest.
AUSTEN: Oh, my goodness.
What an absolute night.
Your decision was a lot harder. Yeah.
But how did you make your... How did you - yeah,
come to the decision?
We just thought that Holly was putting in so much time
to these boys,
and she wasn't getting it reciprocated to her.
And she was unlucky that her guy didn't walk through.
Exactly. Holly gave it all and more,
and I would expect nothing less from her,
because she's just so strong.
Were you guys OK with making your decision?
Yeah, what about you girls? I think honestly
we did toss and turn. I was...
Confident. ..confident with Tak
to stay, only because
I felt like was actually really trying to make strong connections.
I've had more deep and meaningful conversations with him.
I think that he does try and open up more about his feelings,
and with Conor, he has been maybe a bit more closed off.
I'm going to be honest, I won't miss him.
NARRATOR: Being saved was bittersweet.
Let's see a somber Maddy and a blue Tak.
It's hard talking about things that are so sad.
Mmm. Sad but bittersweet obviously.
I legit thought I was going, because I know that
I've stuffed things up with Mitch,
so I just thought maybe they'll value
Holly's journey and experience
higher than mine.
I'm just so grateful, because we're just starting to form
this connection. Maybe it's a sign or something,
you know, that we are going in the right direction.
I think we are. I'm over the moon. Like,
it was such a good feeling hearing
that I could take a seat, and then it was even more of a good feeling
hearing that Maddy could take a seat next to me.
Been given a second chance, and I'm just gonna go for it 100 percent.
I'm definitely not going to take it for granted.
(DANCE MUSIC)
JESS: Al, I have a question for you. Do you have an ick?
Is there an ick that you have with girls? Do you know what I mean?
Ick - no, not really. Why, what's your ick?
My ick? Yeah.
Somebody who takes themselves very seriously like Conor.
(LAUGHTER)
Too soon. Too soon! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Jess' ex, OK,
Conor is not here anymore looking over us.
Our relationship is definitely going to thrive here now.
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
Al and Jess seek to deepen their connection
by maintaining eye contact during an intimate moment
in the kitchen, as Al prepares to serve her his hot cheesy meat.
Ooh.
Ah.
It's a sandwich, guys. We're obviously taking about a sandwich.
It's so crazy how quick things move in here.
Like, I feel like I've known Al for ages.
I've known him for like two days. And I feel like Al likes me for me.
He's a catch. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
But he's mine.
It's burning. Flip it over. (SQUEALS)
Flip it over. Why do you have it on six?
Fucking hell. Oh, my God.
It's burning. Have you ever made a toastie before?
Oh, fuck! Ow!
No. Take it off, take it off.
Flip. Oh, my God. (LAUGHS)
You did it again!
Take it off, take it off.
You two are never allowed in the kitchen.
(LAUGHTER)
(DANCE MUSIC)
NARRATOR: Some islanders said that Austen
and Claudia look like brother and sister.
Our superfans found that super-hot, which is totally normal,
and voted them as co-favourites to become boyfriend and girlfriend.
So...
How do you feel? Top two.
(LAUGHS) I'm honestly lost for words.
Do you feel weird? I do.
I feel like... Like, it's just so surreal.
There'll be no greater pleasure
than to be with Claudia in the future.
I think she is a tremendously beautiful girl.
Beautiful inside and out. I love everything about her.
Her smile, the way that she gets jealous, and yeah, no,
I take it all in for Claudia.
You're acting so mushy. What? Sorry.
It's cute! Sorry.
No, you don't need to say sorry. Obviously you know I'm happy.
Like, for me, obviously I have 12 eggs in your basket.
There's no - like, I'm not getting rid of them. You know?
100 percent Austen and I
will make it
to the boyfriend and girlfriend stage.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
# Under, under, under the stars
# Whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa
# Under, under, under the stars.
# Under, under, under the stars
# Whoa-whoa. #
The other couple our superfans
wanted to see become boyfriend and girlfriend
is Jordan and Stella.
OK, they might not look like brother and sister,
but that doesn't mean they can't still have
sizzling sexual chemistry!
There is some good news...
Yes.
..for tonight. Yeah.
Definitely some good news.
We made it to top two, baby. Top two!
How good's that? I know. How crazy.
It's always good to pump your tyres up, isn't it?
Yeah.
It started so slow, hey?
Like, there was a point where I was questioning if Jordan
even wanted to be my couple.
But now it seems stronger than ever, and it's a really nice feeling.
I think we're going well. Well, we are going well,
you know what I mean? It shows that we are going well.
I know. So it's good.
You're so sweet.
Thank you.
I appreciate that a lot.
So are you, though. You deserve it.
I see what me and Stella have built
over the last few days, and where we're building to.
I think we've got great compatibility,
so yeah, I'm really keen to see where this goes with Stella.
(MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC)
I wanna kiss you.
(SLURP NOISE)
Come on then.
Lay one on me.
# I'm gonna take my time
# And learn your heart and how to love you
# Now I realise who you are each time and I can trust you
# You, you're my lover and my best friend
# Miss you every time I see you leaving
I know. It's nice, isn't it?
Mm-hmm, it is nice.
I just have that giddy excitedness,
and he brings that out of me, which is so nice.
# I'm addicted to your love, feel like I need it
I'm going first, because I'm naked.
# God it feels so nice to have a way out. #
Is your nose bleeding?
(LAUGHS) Oi, it works!
I told you, it works.
Want me to do it for you? Yes.
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! (LAUGHS)
# I love the way you tie me down
Really excited to be able to have more time with Maddy
and keep exploring what we're already building.
# I am yours
Night. BOTH: Love you.
I think the fire pit and the dumping,
it's like a massive wake up call to all of us.
Being in an environment like this
helps us progress quicker, and I'm having a really good journey
with Mitch, so I wouldn't want to leave anytime soon,
so I couldn't be more grateful.
# You stayed
# And nothing made you fall
# I knew when we took me over
# That you were not like the others
You don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow,
and you also don't know how much time you have in here,
so you've just gotta take every day and treat it like it's your last.
# I have opened that heart so many times
# All those times I tried to make you forget me
# You stayed, and I am yours
# And I am yours
# When we are home
# When we are home. #
Harmonious moon.
# Breeze drifting on by, you know how I feel
# It's a new dawn, it's a new day
# It's a new life for me, yeah
# And I'm feeling good
Three in the bed and the Welshman said move over, move over.
In you hop. With natural ventilation lacking,
Callum confirms what we all suspect.
It stinks here anyway. (LAUGHS)
With hygiene and dance moves thankfully better elsewhere,
the islanders are ready for the day.
# And I'm feeling good. #
And a taxing day it is, too.
The boys endure a gruelling six metre walk
over rough terrain, made worse by the Spanish heat.
To prevent conditions like clammy crack or crevice chafe,
Callum suggests everyone remove their shorts.
Debrief.
Big reef. Alrighty, boys.
De-queef. (SIGHS)
(GROANS)
It's taking me quite a while to wake up this morning, eh?
Mmm. Yeah, how'd you go last night, Cal?
Good, brah. Yeah, what happened?
It was good. Cuddling, like...
Bit of action? Yeah, bit of...
Kissing? Getting hot? ..touching last night.
It was good. It was a shock. Yeah.
And yeah, we were up for fucking ages, brah.
I could hear ya. Yeah. Good, brah.
I don't what to say, like...
LAYLA: Yeah, the sexual chemistry is definitely getting more,
and it's getting harder.
And it's come out of nowhere, though.
Yeah, we got a little frisky-frisky. Just a little bit.
Is it like a yak?
Is it a Himalayan yak?
It's definitely a Himalayan yak.
(GROUP RESPONDS WITH DISBELIEF)
(LAUGHS) I mean...
How about you, Mitch?
Yeah, good. Always good.
Do you think that the L-word will possibly
be coming up? We talked about that.
I'm definitely falling. I'm definitely falling for her.
Mm-hmm.
But it's just like, on the outside, I've never told a girl I loved her
and she's told me she's loved me back.
I've told two girls I've loved them, they've both not said it back.
Wow, OK. I am
scared to say the L-word,
just because I have said I love you before,
but it hasn't been recipucate - recipucated.
I don't want to say that word again.
It's hard to know when's too early and when's too late,
but I guess you just can't know that, really.
But you did brush your teeth with her toothbrush last night.
I did. That is a big step.
That's pretty much moving in, in Love Island language.
I wouldn't use someone else's toothbrush.
Really? Would you not do it? If I love someone...
I... (SIGHS)
Sorry? (BOYS REACT)
(LAUGHTER)
The L word has arrived in the villa.
Oh, yeah, shit. Yeah, how are you feeling...
I feel good. ..that you're still here?
Yeah, I'm so happy I'm still here.
I'm really grateful. How are you and Tak?
He's making a lot of effort,
and he's trying to be more cuddly, and like, I like that.
I like that effort.
But I can't get past the fact -
I'm gonna sound like a bit of
a bitch, but... It's OK.
When we stood up and he went to grab my hand, I had to like
lower it... (GASP) You had to bend.
I had to bend down to grab his hand.
Because he's short. And then I looked at him
like that, like looked down, and I was like, aw,
I've never dated someone short than me before.
Immediately, I was like... Ick, ick.
Ick. But then I was like, no, no, no, Maddy. No.
Don't do this. Don't fucking self-sabotage.
Like, don't. Like, he's a fucking nice guy.
Do not. Like...
LAYLA: But have you seen, like,
there's so many celebrity couples, like on...
Of like, that the... No, but it's personal preference.
I'm not gonna lie. No, that is an ick though.
You shouldn't close him off because of that.
Exactly, and I won't. I won't cut him off because of that.
LAYLA: But you can still be attracted to someone who's shorter.
MADDY: It took a lot of mental effort
to be like, don't do this, Maddy. Don't do this. You can work past it.
I think Maddy and Tak are really compatible,
so what's a height difference?
I mean, she might have to bend down a few more times, but it'll be OK!
NARRATOR: Majorca's very own Pinky once dated a shorter bird -
a perfect match - but she just couldn't see past his height.
Well, she could - she could see right over him - but tragically,
Pinky threw her chance at love away, and now floats alone,
surrounded by bird brains.
What?
Apparently I'm dumbest.
You are. But that wasn't set
in stone. Let's do trivia.
I usually feel a little bit dumb,
but when I'm with Mitch, I feel smart.
So I'm almost certain that I'm smarter than Mitch.
Do you know how to spell caterpillar?
Do I know how to spell caterpillar?
Yeah. I wouldn't even know where to start.
(LAUGHS) Caterpillar is so...
It's just straight forward.
Caterpillar. Spell it out.
Go, go, go. Spell caterpillar.
C-A-T, Cat. Yeah.
A-P...
I'd rather have the looks and not the books,
because you can work on getting the books up, but you can't work on
getting the looks up. That's just the card you've been given.
His language is English,
and therefore his alphabet is English.
My alphabet growing up is Welsh,
so... Welsh is still English!
Oh, my God. No, it's not. It's a different...
It's a different language? ALL: Yeah.
You don't have A-B-C-D-E?
Oh, we do have some of those, but we have some other ones too,
like double L, C-H.
I wouldn't say 'ay', I'd say 'ah'.
There's also letters in mine, like... (MAKES SOUND)
That you don't have. What the fuck was that?
Like double L. It's Welsh.
It's not a different language.
Trying to think about the pronunciation,
as well as the spelling.
Therefore, I am smarter.
Yeah, I can never understand Callum anyway, so he does...
Maybe he is speaking a different language.
How do you - what?
What do you have? (TONE SOUNDS)
(ISLANDERS REACT WITH SURPRISE)
I've got a text!
(CHEERING)
(READS TEXT)
(CHEERING)
(CONTINUES READING TEXT)
Merlott. ALL: Merlot.
It's got a T at the end. Yeah, that's how you spell merlot.
What is marlot? I'm guessing something to do with grapes,
because isn't wine made from grapes?
Wine. Wine!
I've never had wine.
Jordan and I are going on a date!
Ah!
Do you drink red wine? Do you drink wine at all?
Yeah, I drink wine. I love wine.
Do you know what marlot is then?
What? Do you know what marlot is then?
No. I don't even know all the wine terminology.
(DANCE MUSIC)
Grape time with merlott.
WOMEN: Aw.
See youse later. (FAREWELLS EXCHANGED)
Are you excited?
This is gonna be fun as!
NARRATOR: Bye, lovebirds.
Oh, by the way, the gate is tricky if you're holding hands.
Nailed it.
# Baby, come, come now, pick it up, up, up
# If you wanna take it home
# Baby, come, come now, with your love, love, love
# If you wanna take it home
# Like, where do we come? Where do we go? #
Chateaux-M-G, it's Stella and Jordan's vineyard date.
She thinks he's wine in a million, and he's cask a spell on her.
Yes, I'll be doing wine puns. It'll be a barrel of laughs.
Thank you.
I've never done anything like this before.
I know, me neither.
I'm gonna feel...
(LAUGHS)
Oh!
(LAUGHS)
That feels amazing. It's weird, but it feels amazing.
Oh, my God. I agree.
(LAUGHS) It's such a cool sensation.
It feels... I know. It's satisfying.
It feels so good. Oh, my gosh. This is so much fun.
Oh, it's getting in my toes.
(LAUGHS)
Do you even drink wine?
I don't think I've had a glass of wine, no.
Ever? Nah.
Oh, my God. Nah.
Is it true red wine makes you horny and stuff? Is that true?
I don't know! I've heard that.
Really? I have heard that, like, yeah.
Does yours taste good? I don't know. I've...
Oh, my God.
They're delicious.
Here, try and catch this. Ready? OK.
(LAUGHS) OK. Ready?
# Have I finally found love?
Yes!
(LAUGHS) That's so good. Oh, my God! That was so good.
Do you like my grapes? (LAUGHS)
# Have I finally found love? #
Coming up...
I'm obviously a fuckboy.
I want to test myself more than anything.
A-B-C-D-E-F-boy.
If a new hot bird comes in,
I'm gonna be looking elsewhere.
And later...
Oh, my God!
(LAUGHS) Is Tak back on track?
I don't think a guy has ever really
done this for me. Really?
Never ever.
# Gimme some of that crazy love
# Gimme some of that hazy love
# Gimme some of your heatwave
# Don't make me wait, I can't get... #
NARRATOR: Jordan and Stella's Spanish vineyard date is a corker.
These partners in wine have grape expectations
and merlot to talk about.
Can I get a caberyay?
Wine puns, thank you.
Oh, my God. This looks delicious.
Yum!
Which one do you like the best?
I think we should have a white wine.
A white wine? You did say that, didn't you?
What the hell? What is this? No - don't you put that in?
I don't know. I haven't done it before.
What do you mean? You're gonna have to take over.
This is not a wrapper. It's like wax.
Let's put this down.
I've never used one of these before. I think it's like this.
What does this thing do? (LAUGHS) Stop.
We've gotta push it... Do I twist it?
Twist, twist, twist.
Is it going in? I think so.
Look, look, look! Oh, look at this!
Oh. Hey.
What the hell! Yay.
So that's what this thing is for in the drawer.
Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)
I know. It feels like a bit whatever.
Here. Let's eat.
You know? It's nice. OK, cheers. Cheers.
So how do you feel being top two? Ooh...
I feel good. It's so nice.
It is, isn't it? It's such a good little
confidence boost, hey?
It is. I was like, shocked,
because you know we're pretty fresh.
Yeah. When you think about it.
Yeah. But obviously they can see
our genuine intentions with each other
and stuff like that, so... I agree.
And I feel like everything that I've felt or whatever,
I've let you know. Yeah.
Yeah. Are you happy with how it's going?
I am, yes. For sure.
Me too. I'm happy that, you know,
we took it slowly,
made sure that it was right,
and we were both ready for it, I reckon.
Yeah. And we might not be the fastest
moving forward, but we're still moving forward.
And it's like - what was it? Um...
What's the turtle and the rabbit one?
Where the turtle ends up winning? The turtle and the hare?
Yeah, like that. You know what I mean?
We might have some relationships out there crash and burn,
but we'll come at the end and we'll pass them,
because we'll be steady.
Cute! Yeah.
OK. I really enjoyed this.
Like honestly, this is like...
Yeah, like I've had some
pretty standard dates. This has definitely exceeded them,
and with such a special girl, as well.
Yeah. It makes it
that little bit more important. And you liked your white wine?
To be honest, I think it's growing on me,
just like you're growing on me.
(LAUGHTER)
(POP MUSIC)
Are they having fun?
You bet shiraz they are!
Things are looking rose, vats for sure!
More puns! Bam!
Back at the villa, while some work out their behinds,
Callum and Al focus on looking forwards.
I want to test myself more than anything, because in my head,
I really do like everything about Layla,
but because I'm obviously a fuckboy,
now she's changing me, and I want to see if she's actually changing me.
And if a bombshell comes in, it'll be a test.
Exactly. Because usually...
That's when you really know. Yeah, that's it, yeah, yeah.
It's like when you're in a relationship,
and then you go out to a nightclub...
Yeah. ..and you have all these chicks
come up to you... That's the test.
Because you're like,
I can either get with them or whatever,
and then I know she's not the one for me...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can take the fuckboy out of Australia but you can't
take Australia - the fuck...
What was it? What's that saying?
You can take the fuckboy out of Wales, but you can't take...
What? There's a saying I used to say. I can't remember.
But basically, yes, Layla has changed me, but it's going to be
a real test when a new hot bird comes in here to see how I react.
Yeah. We have these primal instincts,
like we're cheetahs in a frickin' paddock.
That's it, brah. Chasing antelope.
Like, we want to chase the antelope. We don't want to catch them easy.
No, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I came in through these doors,
I told all of those girls, I always think the grass is greener.
So in Layla's head, she knows
there's gonna be greener grass there for me.
But she just better hope her grass is like Astroturf,
because if a new hot bird comes in, I'm gonna be looking elsewhere.
That's just the way it works. It's 2022.
Yeah, brah.
LAYLA: I'm really enjoying my time with Callum.
My worry is that I'm going to get hurt again, you know,
and be second best again.
And I don't want that, and I'm not going to even let it happen.
I feel like I need this too, maybe, just to get shit out.
Nope. Not gonna let it happen.
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(SIGHS)
Our emotions are so high and low all the time in here,
so we just thought, like...
We've gotta get it out somehow.
I feel better. Yeah,
let's do all the swear words we can now.
Yeah. OK, I love this.
(MUFFLED PROFANITIES)
That was so good.
Ah, the boys are finally making the girls scream,
just not in the way they'd hoped.
Luckily, there are happier screams to be heard,
as Jordan and Stella return to the traditional Love Island,
'Ey!' (CHEERING)
JORDAN: We're back, bitches!
(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)
We're back, bitches!
How was the date?
So mega.
(LAUGHTER) Mega?
It was actually so much fun.
I had an absolute cracking day with Stella today.
I had wine for the first time,
squashed grapes to make wine for the first time.
A lot of things for the first time happened,
and that's the sort of shit I love.
And we were stomping grapes, making wine!
No way! What?
Literally, we were in buckets, like big barrel buckets,
and we were jumping in all the grapes.
That's sick. I'm jealous.
Aw. I love that for you guys.
That date was the best date I've ever been on.
Honestly, it was just such a good date.
Like, beautiful. Like, all the rows with the perfect mix
of the ocean and the sea. I felt like I was in...
Well, obviously... Spain.
(LAUGHTER)
'I felt like I was in Spain, girls!'
(LAUGHTER)
AL: Alright.
Start to finish, I want to know everything.
It was like a romantic date.
Yeah, that's perfect brah. That's what you want.
I know. I had a few kisses. Did ya?
Oh!
It was mega? It was mega.
How are you feeling? I don't know.
It makes you feel weird, hey?
Does it? It brings you closer, for sure.
It's just the two of you there, and it was just a real nice area.
It's like, fuck, and obviously when we were walking up, I was just
looking around going, no way, like...
And then you start putting into perspective, like,
mate, if I took a girl on this specific date,
it'd cost you a fucking...
You'd have to hire out the whole vineyard sort of thing.
It was hands down the best date I've ever had.
I'll remember that date forever. It was really nice.
Aw. That's so sweet. That's really special.
# Now I'm thinking of you, now I'm thinking of you. #
He makes me so giddy. Like, I really like him.
I haven't been this excited over someone in so long.
Like, it feels good.
I said I wanted a sweet guy
when I came in here, and he is the sweetest guy.
Yeah. CALLUM: That's good, brah.
I'm very happy for you.
STELLA: I can definitely see a future for Jordan and I.
Coming up... I got a text!
..a special prize...
Islanders, the hideaway is open tonight.
..brings out the islanders' fierce side.
You're dead. Dead.
Destroy the other islanders!
# 'Cause we can make this work
# I will make, I will make time, I will make, I will make. #
NARRATOR: In the vast expanse of mid-afternoon,
the boys are designing the menu they'd use for catering the perfect
vegan birthday party.
Oh, you can make meatballs. Meatballs are a frickin' good...
Yeah, I've made meatballs before,
bro. (TEXT TONE)
(ISLANDERS GASP) I got a text!
(CHEERING)
(READS TEXT)
(CHEERING)
(CONTINUES READING)
(CHEERING)
(CONTINUES READING)
Yes!
Hashtag, game on, hashtag, cashed up couples.
(SQUEALING AND CHEERING)
Love Island sports day! Sports day!
(HUMS MELODICALLY)
(CHEERING) (DANCE MUSIC)
Rainbow not so bright, here we go!
The Love Island sports day will
answer the question no one asked - who is the sportiest couple?
Straight up, Austen and Claudia thought they were
gonna win. Well, I know Austen did.
You're dead. Dead.
He is the competitive one, and I just have to
feed off of him and try and be competitive.
Each couple will compete in three rounds,
and the winner of each round will earn $500 cash rewards, cashback.
Focus.
On your marks, get set...
(AIR HORN)
Game one is the eggplant and spoon race.
Tied together, couples must carry an eggplant on a wooden spoon
from one end of the course to the other.
Yeah, never seen an eggplant on a spoon.
Very bizarre concept.
Your hand! He's leaning on your hand!
I'm not leaning on his hand!
Cheaters, cheaters!
(CHEERING)
I think our teamwork was really good.
Pretty good. A for effort.
(AIR HORN) (CHEERING)
Let's go! (DANCE MUSIC)
CALLUM: We got stitched up. The bottom of our eggplant
was definitely not as straight as the other one.
Yeah. Yeah, we got... I think we're just
using excuses now. Yeah, I think we are
as well. We were shit at the eggplant.
(CHEERING)
I feel like this really just brought out everyone's
competitive side. Competitive side.
100 percent. It was really interesting to see
who's actually competitive and who isn't.
Outside leg, middle leg, outside leg, middle leg,
outside leg,
middle leg, outside leg...
We absolutely smashed Jordan
and Stella out of the park! We left them for dead!
Outside leg, middle leg, outside leg, middle leg...
(CHEERING)
JORDAN: At the end of the day, who're the real winners?
Me and Stella. We went on a date to a vineyard,
and they were stuck at the villa.
Spoken like a true sore loser.
Yep, the real winners are Al and Jess,
who score $500 cash rewards cashback. Nice.
(CHEERING)
Making it rain, baby.
For game number two, the boys are in heels,
and the girls must eat a banana from between their feet.
Some producer with a foot fetish got paid
a lot of cash rewards cashback to come up with this one.
(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)
Yes! Chew up and swallow!
You look so good!
Go, Layla! Come on, Layla!
Come on!
(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)
(CHEERING)
I thought she was sweet, cute and innocent, but now I'm starting
to doubt that after the experience she had downing that banana.
I'm starting to question it.
(CHANTING FOR PHOEBE)
(CHEERING)
MITCHELL: That was my first time in heels, so it was hard.
And everyone kept making me laugh, so I couldn't swallow quickly.
(CHEERING)
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
Destroy the other islanders!
(AIRHORN) (CHEERING)
I'm scared.
Do I have to sleep next to this girl tonight?
JESS: Stella's a freak.
She really packed it in there,
and that's not fair, because the banana is like so big.
That's like a full meal for Jess. Like, that was dinner for me.
Are you kidding? That was not fair.
(CHEERING)
We wiped the floor with Stella and Jordan anyway.
They were rubbish.
Yes! Yeah!
I just got a bit excited, and then
it was just so hard to get it all in.
(CHEERING)
Maddy was awesome at that one.
(AIRHORN) (CHEERING)
Alright, let's go! Alright!
She just inhaled it, and I was like, whoa.
(CHEERING)
(LAUGHS)
You like that one? Yeah.
Quick rewind for all the perverts...
(CHEERING)
There was a banana there,
and just...
One gulp, and just it's gone, that's it.
It just left, and I was like, what the hell?
Keep it going.
Keep it going, come on. Come on. (CHEERING)
There's something wrong and I think she should go to the doctors.
The doctors?
Bananas are packed with fibre, potassium, and antioxidants.
Forget the doctor - Maddy and Tak
are hitting the sales, with $500 cash rewards, cashback.
That was a clear win.
Easily.
Clear win. No one comes close.
(CHEERING)
For the final game, using their mouth, the boys must transport
a peach down the pool to their girl.
Then cream the peach,
obviously... The whipped cream was good.
He didn't put enough on me.
..before transporting their girl
and her creamed peach back to dry land.
Good, clean, wholesome fun.
Go, go, go! Go Tak!
(CHEERING)
I'm just elite. Don't even get me started.
Go, go, go, go!
(CHEERING)
Go on, Stella!
We had no cashback dollars. I knew we needed to go big.
Jordan was a little bit of a sloppy swimmer.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Al's got good strength in the swimming pool.
You looked hot. You looked like David Hasselhoff.
I can take peach, and I can take cream.
(CHEERING)
Worst swimmer of the day was Cal.
The pool boy can not swim.
No way did he not drop that peach. He definitely dropped it.
I'm usually just the one that walks around the pool.
I'm not usually in the pool. He's usually the one
that just looks good around the pool.
(CHEERING)
Go, Callum!
I actually got lockjaw from having the peach in my mouth.
Can't handle a big thing in your mouth?
(CHUCKLES)
(CHEERING)
He's quick as fuck. Oh!
(CHEERING)
Yeah, the majority of the cream
missed the peach and went on Phoebe.
What a way to finish...
Off any credibility this show once had.
Ha, who are we kidding? We never had any.
But Phoebe and Mitchell do have $500 cash rewards cashback.
If you're not first, you're last.
(CHEERING)
(TEXT TONE)
I got a text!
(CHEERING)
(READS TEXT)
(CHEERING)
(CONTINUES READING)
(GROANING)
(CONTINUES READING)
(EXPRESSIONS OF INTRIGUE)
Who do we want... Who wants to go?
I think... I reckon...
Austen and Claudia!
(CHEERING) Austen and Claudia!
That was a no-brainer.
They're one of the strongest couples here,
and I think they're both itching for it.
(CHEERING)
They are loved up, so they need that time away tonight.
(CHEERING)
Woo!
(CHEERING)
We're like, one ticket
to the hideaway please. Please.
(DANCE MUSIC)
NARRATOR: It's the world's hottest neon prison - sorry,
villa, and inside its boundary walls our inmates, er, sorry,
islanders, are getting ready
for an evening's hard labour. Sorry, fun.
# And give me the love
# 'Cause you know you're gonna get me boy, tonight, tonight. #
I'd like to make a toast,
that we are still here today.
I also want to make a special toast to Al.
(ISLANDERS REACT)
He's been such a cutie,
and I think you should come here and give me a little smooch.
(CHEERING)
That's it! Cheers!
(CHEERING)
Even after coupling up with Maddy, Tak has been taking it slow.
Now, I'm not sure what made him change his mind, but ever since
today's challenge, he's been
far more enthusiastic. Hey, Claud.
Claudia. Claudia.
What?
Come, come, come.
I'm really starting to like Maddy, and I just wanted to give Maddy
something nice, something different that shows my softer side.
Tonight, I'm gonna set up a little surprise
for Maddy. Something a little bit
romantic, you know. Romantic.
But I will need some help.
This is like a James Bond type of thing.
I have to set up the mission.
Claudia, so you're gonna pull her aside,
and take her away from everything. Just keep her away.
I will come up with the perfect lie. Yes.
Jessica, you're gonna be the little one that grabs these two,
and Jordan's gonna help me set up.
Tak's plan is to have a romantic secret little
cheese platter date. So,
my job is the distractor, aka. the decoy.
Act natural, act natural. I'm natural, I'm natural.
(WHISPERS) Sure, now?
This is I guess you could say my forte.
So, I just wanted to make sure you and Tak are fine.
Yeah, we're OK. Nothing's really changed.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
Right.
Oh, my God. You're making so much noise.
Shh, shh, shh.
I reckon we do two little plates. Yeah. Is that fish?
That's hectic. I don't know what the fish is.
We went to town on this one.
We had some chocolate in there, some fruit, cheese.
We had some fish.
(RETCHES)
(LAUGHTER)
Are they talking shit? Put it back, put it back.
I genuinely thought it was bait, because I've never seen little fish
you're meant to eat in my whole life.
I don't know if I've cooked this right, so I'm sorry
if she dies of food poisoning or something.
Nah, she'll be fine.
Are you meant to like...
Are you meant to take the heads off, or is that how I'm meant to cook it?
I think you're supposed to cut them off.
Nah, I dunno. Aw nah I think they're
supposed to be like that.
Soggy fish that I put in a pan, and put it on a platter.
But the girls must love that stuff.
Mate, this is fucking up there with the best platters made.
Yeah, I don't think I've seen a better platter ever made.
You need a little bit of fish sometimes,
and sometimes it looks like bait.
And sometimes bait catches you big fish.
He's actually a really good guy, and he really likes you.
Does he?
Yeah. Everything
is ticking boxes emotionally, and all of that, it's just like
working on that romance side. Yeah.
She didn't think Tak was that romantic.
Well, big surprise there!
Let's do it.
Yeah!
Do I say come up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
It takes a certain set of skills to get this done.
You've gotta be slick, you've gotta be quick,
you've gotta be quiet.
Hey, babes. Hey.
Do you wanna come upstairs with me? Yes.
My role was probably the most important out of all of them.
# I just want to give you
# Give you my love
# I wish I knew
# What you're thinking of Do you want me here for this?
Yes. Or did you want it to be just
you two? We have delivered...
Oh, fuck! ..my dear...
Oh, my gosh! (LAUGHS)
Thank you, girls. Enjoy.
Our work here is done. Oh, my God.
Hi. Hello, hello. How are you?
Good. I, yeah...
I just wanted to do something a little bit nice for you, you know?
Oh, my gosh. This is so sweet.
Yeah. (GIGGLES)
I've never had anyone do that for me before.
I really didn't expect that.
I didn't think guys did that.
Here's the last part.
Thanks, Jordy.
JORDAN: Pleasure, madame. Merci.
Merci, beaucoup. (LAUGHS)
I do want a little bit of credit,
because he's gonna embarrass himself next time if I'm not there
to lend him the helping hand and the big brain power.
How good did the platter look?
Did you see the platter, how good it looked?
Fucking nailed it.
Guys, we're like Batman and Robin. We're like three Robins.
I want to try the little...
The fish? ..anchovy fish things, but I'm...
You've gotta rip the heads off. ..scared I'm not gonna like them.
They just look a bit scary.
Why don't you have one first?
They're OK.
It's not bad.
No, no, no. I'm too... Have a bite.
You have to have a bite. Nah. It's fine.
One bite. One bite.
There it is.
It's like - they're a bit bland.
Yeah, it takes like snapper.
Doing nice things for Maddy and making her smile
and laugh and just...
Yeah, it makes me feel good.
Cheers to a good start.
OK, cheers to that.
(WARM MUSIC)
Thank you so much for putting the thought into this.
I don't think a guy has ever really
done this for me. Really?
Never ever. No way.
I consider myself to be a bit of a romantic, so...
I just think
when you're into someone that
you should give them time and effort, and...
Oh, my God. That makes me feel so special.
Yeah? Yeah. Thank you.
I actually - like, wow, I can't believe it.
Why?
No one's done this for me, and I didn't think that
this would ever be something I would get to experience,
to be honest.
I see other couples doing this sort of stuff...
(SIGHS)
Mmm.
I see a lot of other people...
Yeah. It's just never been done for me before,
and I just didn't think it ever would happen.
Well you deserve it. You're a beautiful girl, and I think
you deserve the world, so...
# I want to make everything alright
If I am going to be starting to date really nice guys
that will treat me right, there's gonna be a lot of firsts.
Come on, come here. # I want you to hold me
# Like you used to
# When you told me I was beautiful
Having that moment with Maddy and showing her
I actually do care was a really important thing for me,
and I think Maddy's special.
# Bring on the night. #
It's time to kick this balmy Majorcan night into high gear
with a text. Fun fact -
to join the show, Jess travelled forward in time from the early 90s
and is largely unfamiliar with SMS technology.
What the hell? (TEXT TONE)
(GASPS) What the fuck?
I got a text!
What? (EXCITED NOISE)
She's got a text!
Here we go.
Don't worry, just stay there. We got a text, but it's alright.
Yep, just stay right there. We know.. We know what it is.
Hideaway.
(READS TEXT)
(CHEERING)
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Congratulations, you two little sexies.
I'm very excited to go to the hideaway with Austen,
only just so it can just be alone time with him and I.
I just want to like, you know, bond in that type of way,
so there's no one else around. It's just him and I.
ALL: Woo! Let's get you ready!
What, these? Yeah, I reckon maybe like
ensemble, white and white.
You know, just think about what you'd wear at home
to bed, but make it a little bit sexier.
This is hot, Claudia. Wear this.
That? Yeah.
This is not sexy. I think the singlet is sexy.
I think it's sexy. You're fucking jacked, bro.
Of course you wear the singlet.
I think you're too overdressed, to be honest.
I think you should take it off and just
go in with your fucking boxers on!
I think the hideaway is...
Will be very, very beneficial for me and Claudia.
Purely just focused on each other.
You look so hot. (CHEERING)
Yeah, you look so hot!
I am hoping that the hideaway does bring Austen and I closer together.
I want to get to know his ins and outs, and I want him to know
my ins and outs, and to know each other's everything better.
(LAUGHS)
Should we all stand in front of you?
Like in a line, and then we'll move out of the way when she comes down?
Yeah, that's good.
This way. Is this good?
(MOODY ELECTRO-POP)
I didn't realise they were all standing there.
This is so... (NOISE BUILDS)
(CHEERING)
Mwah.
Alright, save it for the hideaway. (NOISE BUILDS)
Oh, my God. This is so... (LAUGHS)
ALL: Bye!
(SULTRY MUSIC) (BOTH GASP)
Oh, my gosh! Austen!
Chocolate!
I was worried there wasn't going to be any snacks.
Oh, you look so amazing.
That's robes. Yeah I know. We get to wear them
tomorrow morning.
You look so fucking sexy. Thanks.
Holy shit.
Ooh! Jesus Christ!
Cheers... You think about it...
..for... ..so hard.
..the wonderful week that I spent with you.
You are truly an amazing girl, and I've loved every moment.
Same. TouchBe.
(BOTH LAUGH) Hectic.
So hot for it, oh my God!
(TENDER MUSIC)
Get in the sheets? Yeah.
Um...
Shut up. I wanted to move to Sydney.
Really? Mmm.
You wanted to move to Sydney? Mmm.
Because Adelaide's like a dead-end.
But you would miss your family.
Yeah, but you're gonna miss your family.
I want to move to Adelaide, because you'd miss your family.
I can't believe you're so much like me in the family department.
# I like the way that you move
# Would you move a little close to me
# My heartbeats waiting for you
# Come and be my melody
# I know that you know what I'm thinking
# When our bodies have a chance to meet
# I like that you move
# Would you move a little close to me? #
# Move a little close to me
# Move a little close to me, yeah, yeah
# Move a little close to me. #
Sexy moon!
Now brace yourselves
for two intercontinental ballistic missiles!
I'm Phoebe, I'm 21.
# Turn up the volume, sugar.
I've got a big personality, and a cute bum,
and I definitely think I'm the whole package.
# It don't get better than this
I've got my eye on Jordan in the villa.
I think that's he's very
rough and rugged. I love the tradie type.
# It don't get better than this
I know that Jordan is coupled up with Stella, but hopefully
he is a sucker deep down for brunettes.
# Dangerous, in control, I'm competent, I know
I'm Vakoo. I'm 27. I'm a model, and I'm from Sydney.
# I lit the fuse, all good, and I'm about to explode. #
Callum and I would make a cute couple, because I mean
look at him, look at me. A bit of the swirl going on.
I saw Layla. I don't think much.
I don't really care that much about upsetting someone.
I'm not here for Friend Island, I'm here for Love Island, and I'm
gonna take what's mine.
(OUTRO MUSIC)
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