# Gonna get high
# Get on top
# I got to get what I want. #
Previously on Love Island, Australia.
I'm so sick of hearing you say sorry.
Al and Jess had an altercation.
It's hard to navigate and really know what to do.
When you date someone, you get the good side
and you get the bad and it's up to you
if you want to take all of it or you take none of it.
Before a big new bomb with a familiar face.
That's Mitch!
It's Mitch.
Arrived to shake things up.
He is smoking hot.
So I have a bit of track record for footy players.
Another Mitch who is taller than me.
He's got a better body than me.
Of course, I'm jealous.
Of course, I don't want a guy to come here and take you away from me.
This is my first real test.
Tonight.
I definitely can sense that you're interested.
It's not hard to tell.
Phoebe isn't sure which Mitch should be her Mitch.
I could have a stronger connection with you.
And I honestly just feel like I'm the meat in a Mitch sandwich.
While Maddy thinks new Mitch is the Mitch for her.
I need to step up my game with the flirt.
These muscles are doing things to me.
Jeez, we could be in trouble if we share a bed together.
You'd be the one in trouble.
You reckon?
Seems Mitch really has it made.
Be a shame if his ex turned up.
We wouldn't do that, would we?
Of course, we would.
Hi, Tina.
I'm Callum. Nice to meet you. Tina. Hey.
(CONTESTANTS SCREAM EXCITEDLY)
Oh, my God. I don't know why they're going so crazy.
Welcome to Love Island, bro.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
# Hey, man, blood on the ground
# The changes roll in the air. #
Look at the size of this guy.
# Everyone knows... #
Oh, my goodness.
Necks are snapping right now.
Five out of the six girls pretty much said
they want to get to know me.
He's got the best body in the villa. I couldn't believe it.
It looked fake. Look at you.
(LAUGHTER)
# Say that, watch me. #
I'm, like, naturally attracted to you.
Of course.
# I don't know if everyone knows. #
You might fall in love with me, who knows.
Oh, my God!
I don't really care what's gone on the last few weeks,
but, you know, Love Island starts today.
# Everyone knows
# The long name. #
Oh.
What's going on with you?
I'll be honest. I've had a very unstable, like, rocky journey
this whole time.
Yeah.
So I'm in my third couple now, but we're still just, like, not vibing.
I feel like you're definitely my type looks-wise.
I've had one chat for like five minutes.
Yeah.
But looks-wise, you're definitely my type.
Yeah. Physically, you're very much my type.
What is your type?
I literally said six foot four, like huge muscles,
very masculine, rugged.
Physically, Maddy has things that I'm attracted to.
She's blonde, good bum.
I didn't look, but great bum.
I'm just excited to get to know her a bit more.
What is your star sign? Sagittarius.
That doesn't mean anything to me.
Honestly, it doesn't mean much to me either.
I am a HR advisor.
HR advisor. Human resources.
Yeah.
I just finished my master's degree this year as well.
So you're actually switched on.
Yeah. Fuck, there you go.
I'm, like, smart.
Well, compared to...
(LAUGHTER)
Maddy is the whole package.
Like, she's a very switched on and driven girl.
Plus, she's obviously very attractive.
So usually I'm going for the really attractive girls
with not much upstairs,
so that's refreshing for a change.
Speaking of not much upstairs,
the balcony is a bit sparse and the MAFS divorcee
Al's mind is on the Love Island champ whose relationship
also tanked after the credits.
Obviously it's really intimidating for someone like Mitch to walk in.
Yeah.
But I'm glad it's happening because that's
like the ultimate test, the ultimate bomb.
And this will really, like, see if what we have is, like, real.
You know, I had a chat with him.
It sort of just solidified what I have with you.
Really?
Yeah. Oh.
'Cause you have a bomb like that.
Like, he's obviously like a weapon.
And he's walked in, whatever.
But, like, I was just still like, yeah, Al.
Wow. Yeah, I'm just starting to really like you.
And if my head is not going to turn for Mitch,
then I don't think my head's going to turn for anyone.
She wants me over Mitch.
This makes me the happiest man in the world.
Hearing this is, yeah.
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
Thanks for telling me.
Put my mind at ease.
Yeah.
They say if you love someone, you should set them free.
Well, Claudia did that with Jason, but he followed her 17,000 miles
around the world,
and he's sitting on the tipi of truth,
or hard truths, as it transpires.
This is serious talk.
This is a serious talk. Fuck.
When we met, like, you know,
the feeling was there somehow for both of us.
Obviously, you know, as soon as we met each other, two minutes later.
I told everyone you're going to be my husband. Yeah, exactly.
So, I mean.
When we had issues even before we were officially dating,
it was like we used to say to each other,
if it's meant to be, you know, it's meant to be.
I really did like you.
And I really did have feelings for you.
We were just not compatible.
I do want to give you something back.
No, I don't want that. I know.
What am I going to do with it? I don't want to have it.
Give it to your sister. I don't want it, either.
I just felt like the ring that he had given me didn't belong
to me and I shouldn't have it and I shouldn't be wearing it.
I feel very uncomfortable wearing it.
I don't like having it either. You don't like having it?
No. Should I just chuck it out?
Chuck it out. Really? Yeah.
Now I feel bad.
Why do you feel bad? Just in general.
Don't ever say you feel bad for me, number one.
I don't like the fact that I found this guy.
Yeah.
I've left it with Jason that we are done.
I'm completely tunnel vision for Austen,
and that's how it's going to be.
And yeah, and I'm really happy with my decision.
Do you like him?
I actually do.
He is a good guy.
Me and him could actually be friends,
but probably not, in the future like...
If I knew him, like, stuff, you know?
He's such a good guy, Jason.
I can tell. He's good.
So hopefully, you know, it keeps going well.
I feel like that conversation
allows me to feel like that door is closed.
So I do not feel like there's anything left for me in the villa.
# I put my hands up
# Put my head down
# Everything just seems so heavy now. #
(CONTESTANTS CHAT EXCITEDLY)
Guys, I want to raise a toast.
(CONTESTANTS CHEER)
I want to raise a toast to everyone in the villa.
I want to say thanks for being so inviting for me when I came in.
I came for a specific reason.
I had to act on what your mum told me, Claudia.
I'm glad I did come to find out I don't want to be with you,
you don't want to be with me.
And on that note, I wish you all the best of luck.
If I were to stay in the villa, it had to be fake.
Never been fake in my life.
So on that note, guys, I'm out.
Appreciate everyone.
Best of luck to everyone.
We were gobsmacked.
We were like all clowns at the show you throw the ball in.
I looked around and we're all just like.
Are you serious?
When are you going?
Now. What?
Yeah. No way.
I was lost for words.
To Jason!
(CONTESTANTS CHEER)
Oh, my God.
Alright, get in here. Get in here.
Fucking hell.
What Jason did today like, it truly touched me.
You know, it's very noble of him.
JASON: Best of luck, bro.
Pleasure meeting you, man. Pleasure meeting you.
AUSTEN: Best of luck in the outside world.
What a man.
I applaud him.
That was brave.
When are you going?
Right now. Right now?
Yeah.
Are you serious? Yeah.
Coming here, seeing you,
I realise, like, we don't belong together.
But on that note, I wish you nothing but the best.
You know that, you know.
So I hope you're happy and yeah.
# I'm sorry it feels like we're through. #
Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm good.
Take care, OK?
Are you going right now?
Mm-hmm. Right now?
Yeah. You're literally leaving.
Literally leaving.
OK, guys. CONTESTANTS: See you, Jason.
See you, Jason.
Just like that? Yeah.
# I don't want to love anymore. #
Far out.
I just feel so sad, cause, like, obviously he came here.
Far out.
He obviously came here for, like, me.
And I know I shouldn't feel bad because I found Austen,
but I do feel bad because what the fuck?
Who does that?
# I never knew, never knew how to love someone like you. #
I feel good right now, leaving on my terms and clear minded.
I do feel like I got closure with Claudia.
That was something that I was looking for.
I did speak to some other girls in the villa,
but I didn't find anything genuine that stuck.
So I would have been fake if I were to stay there and pursue them.
Jason, you forgot your suitcase.
You OK? Yeah, no, I'm actually fine.
I am genuinely fine. Why are you crying?
Because I'm just upset for him.
This bloke has come from Australia to Spain.
Yeah, for you, yeah.
For me.
But for me, that just proves to me how much I am into you.
You know what I mean?
So I think this was probably, like,
the best test that they could have...
Fucking best test.
The best test.
I genuinely care so much about you. Do you?
Yes. Like so much.
You are the person when I wake up,
I like to see your face in the morning.
I like to see you and when I go to sleep.
Austen and I can move forward with so much confidence.
Now I feel like we're both happy and content
with everything that's happened.
And yeah, I think there's a lot more trust.
So I'm happy.
Yeah, our relationship is getting stronger and stronger by the day.
# Pull me into the light of day. #
Coming up.
Phoebe's caught between two Mitches.
My head is definitely a bit scrambled.
It's not hard to tell that you're interested.
You reckon? I think it's pretty obvious.
I feel like I'm honestly playing with fire with Mitch, to be honest.
And later, hearts get racing.
Fuck, it's good to be back!
I mean, if there was one person that
I didn't want her to do the dance on,
it would have been the new bomb, Mitch.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
At one stage, Al was the exciting new bombshell,
but with Mitch here, the shoe-y is on the other foot.
If the foot is in the other mouth.
They are doing a shoey.
After their chemistry filled date,
are Mitch and Phoebe forming a covalent bond?
Can we have a chat?
Me? Yeah.
That's what it's called.
What's going on?
How are you finding it?
Good.
Good? It's like I'm a veteran now.
Yeah.
What's going on with you?
Not much.
You can't lie.
My head was definitely a bit scrambled.
Is your head scrambled?
Well, only like...
Talk to me.
I feel like on our date like I didn't expect to, like,
connect with someone else, if that makes sense.
Yeah, I definitely feel like our date was that good.
I definitely can sense that you're like-
It's not hard to tell.
You know what I mean?
Not hard to tell, what?
That you're interested.
I feel like (INDISTINCT),
and it's a little bit there now.
It's like slowly turning. Really?
Do you reckon? I think it's pretty obvious.
Am I wrong?
I don't know.
I feel like I'm honestly playing with fire with Mitch, to be honest.
There's that flirty banter.
Like, we have good chat,
so I'm trying to really stay open, but honestly,
it's really hard with Mitchell at the corner of my eye 24/7.
If you've got a connection with somebody and a new bomb comes in,
of course you're going to be a little bit on edge.
You know what I mean, like? Yeah.
Obviously, he's a bomb and he's done it before.
So, he knows what he wants.
And I think he's more inclined to get what he wants.
I think he's coming here with a purpose and he can pick anyone,
Phoebe or something like that.
Yeah.
Me watching Mitch pull Phoebe for a chat is not a great feeling.
Phoebe's come here, coupled up with you,
you've been together from day one.
She hasn't had the Love Island experience where like,
you have to chat to birds and you have to mingle.
I think for her, seeing that you've done that,
she wants a taste of it now.
But she got angry at me for doing it.
And now she's doing it.
I do know Phoebe the best and yeah,
I don't think Mitch would have pulled her
for a second chat if she shut the door on that.
I just wasn't sure where you thought you got
some cues from me that I was interested.
I've seen eyes turn a little bit.
Don't worry, I caught you.
Am I wrong?
I don't think. I don't know.
Maybe I just subconsciously.
Deny till you die.
I don't think I'm wrong. You could be in trouble.
I haven't even tried to be cheeky and slap it on you just yet.
Oh, shit.
We'll see.
Up the ante.
It's like I'm in a candy store, and I already have enough candy.
I've got all the candy I want.
And then when at the cash register,
you know how they have those little extra candies, and you go,
"Hmm, I will grab a couple of those even though you don't need it."
But you just kind of want it.
Unimpressed with Stella's attempt to get tongues wagging,
the producers are spicing things up a bit with a sexty-texty.
(PHONE CHIMES) Oh!
Someone got a text.
I got a text.
(CHEERING)
(READS)
(CHEERING)
(GROUP CHATTER)
Boys and girls, yeah!
Is that what we choose from? Yeah, bro.
I'll be the football player with pads.
NARRATOR: While they might look like rubbish push-up bras,
the boys are actually wearing heart rate monitors that will
keep track of who gets their pulses racing the most.
The girls will go first and perform a sexy dance for the boys.
The boys will then dance for the girls
before we reveal who sent whose pulses racing the most.
That will probably be followed by some fights,
and our producers high-fiving.
Fuck. This is gonna be hectic.
I know. I can't wait.
My heart rate's up right now.
(CROSSTALK) Now it's kicking in. Getting a bit nervous.
(CHEERING)
Go, Jess!
Someone's been a bad, bad boy.
(CHEERING)
I enjoy the power the whip gave me.
Fuck, it's good to be back!
(LAUGHTER)
Wow. Whip me, baby.
I didn't even know who that was at the firepit.
That was not Jess. That was someone else.
That was hot!
I can't dance. So, don't get excited.
Claudia was next-level sexy.
(CHEERING)
My heart, I promise you my heart started racing
when she was coming down.
I was like, oh, shit.
(CHEERING)
Why you looking at me son?
Claudia's there strutting her stuff all over Tak,
and he's turned over to me.
And he's looking at me in the eyes.
I'm like, "Tak mate, what are you looking at?"
Oh, my days.
He's got the best view in the house, and he's looking at me.
Oh, wait. I am the best view in the house.
Oh, my god.
She was dancing on other guys,
and I just still could not keep my eyes off her.
I was like, oh, my god, that is so fucking hot.
Fuck me.
If that was my nurse, I would be sick every day.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
The sexiest girl dancing will have to be Phoebe H.
It's just naughty, wasn't it?
Let's be honest, I think everyone agreed with that.
Naughty, naughty.
Throwing her legs up willy-nilly, getting silly.
I couldn't even describe what movements her body was doing.
She just looked like a bowl of spaghetti.
(CHEERING)
She gave me the devil eyes.
The devil she was tonight.
Definitely saved the best for last.
Yeah, I got a little too excited, to be honest.
(LAUGHS)
Thank you.
(CHEERING)
I felt sexy with my little butterfly cape as well.
I really felt like a Victoria's Secret angel.
In shock, I'm, like...
Speechless.
Take it off!
Stella was freaking stunning.
Super, super, super sexy.
Perspective changed.
(CHEERING)
I was...
Yeah, I was starstruck, you know.
Stella has crawled over.
Then she starts kissing my neck and then goes in for the kiss.
(CHEERING)
I was loving it.
Hey, Mitchy boy.
Gonna be biased.
I think the sexiest was Phoebe.
She knows my favourite colour is red.
I'm not like, a sexy person, I wouldn't say.
And I don't know how to dance.
But I ended up loving it.
(CHEERING)
Yeah. I could feel eyes burning in the side of my head,
but, yeah, sorry about that, brother.
I mean, if there was one person
that I didn't want her to do the dance on,
it would have been the new bomb, Mitch.
Wasn't the greatest feeling.
Phoebe.
Oh, my days.
Mitchell is one lucky man.
Coming up, the boys turn up the heat.
Oh. Oh. It was hot. Damn.
And magic Mitch macks on.
It was steaming hot.
(GIRLS CHANTING) Bring on the boys.
It's round two of the Heart Strips A Beat challenge.
The girls have taken their seats and are ready for some Tragic Mike.
What are they wearing?
Who's ready to go?
He's wearing a bow tie.
Was that Law and Order, like a cop?
Was he a cop or a pilot?
(CHEERING)
Who's been a bad girl?
Me.
Why do I like that?
I did not know I had moves.
Oh, I'm literally lost for words.
Oh, my God. That was so good.
Yeah. I just went into Magic Mike mode.
(CHEERING)
He had this like, look on his face when he was looking at all of us.
Sexual eyes.
And we were all like, this guy means business.
Oh, my god.
# Thank God he turns me down
# Don't wanna mess with me
# I'm breathing ecstasy #
I'm nervous now.
Let's just steal all his moves.
What's going on?
Oh, my God.
(SHRIEKS)
Damn.
Girl.
Damn.
It was frickin' mint.
Hot.
(CHEERING)
He's got a jersey on.
Sexy football player.
Ready to score a touchdown.
The worm is just something I keep tucked in my back pocket.
You know, you gotta show the body roll.
I didn't know you knew how to do it.
(CHEERING)
That was a clean rip, bro.
(SCREAMS) And if my heart rate goes through the roof,
it's only because I'm scared and not like, excited.
I had Stella on my mind and I was gonna give her all my attention.
Tak's kiss was very, very passionate and I really, really liked it.
I wanna do it again.
(CLAPPING)
What is he doing?
(LAUGHTER)
Sexy Jason.
Sexy murderer vibe.
Not sexy vibes at all.
Why are you wearing that? Be hot. Be sexy.
I'm scared.
(CHEERING)
When Mitchell did like that,
sprayed the water in the air from his mouth.
Pretty talented, I must say.
Come here.
Austen taught me this.
There must be a kink out there somewhere that like murderers.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Oh, my God. What is he wearing?
Ready?
I don't know what Callum's outfit was.
I wanted to go for the male prostitute.
Snoop Dogg hybrid.
(CHEERING)
I never thought I could move like that.
I'm basically a stripper.
(CHEERING)
I'm not too sure what I was.
I was going for a bit of a red theme.
And a bit of a mystery theme.
Had the red cape. I was Zohan, Zodia, Zoria.
(CHEERING)
Did a bit of the sexy line.
The girls love that.
(CHEERING)
Jordan.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
(CHEERING)
Magic Mitch is back.
He's sort of like, dripping oil down his body.
I was like right here like whoa.
Oh, my god.
He's actually not holding back.
Steaming hot.
It was... Yeah.
Ooft. Smokin'.
(CHEERING)
That is my kryptonite.
Pick me up, kiss me, and I'm yours.
Mitch kissing Phoebe.
It wasn't very nice.
I kinda closed one eye and pretended it wasn't happening.
Yeah. Wasn't that great to watch.
(CHEERING)
Before the islanders can wash the traces of oil, drool and sin away,
it's time to discover which girl and boy set hearts racing the most.
For the girls' performances...
The results were, Jordan's heart rate was raised the most by...
Phoebe S.
(CHEERING)
They misspelled the end bit.
Naughty.
Wrong Phoebe.
Tak's heart rate was raised the most by Stella.
(CHEERING)
Of course, she was gonna raise my heart rate the most.
She is the sexiest one.
Callum's heart rate was raised the most by Phoebe H.
(CHEERING)
Al's heart rate was raised the most by...
Maddy. (CHEERING)
Ooh.
Austen's was raised the most by Claudia.
(CHEERING)
You're so lucky.
Mitchell's heart rate was raised the most by Phoebe S.
(CHEERING)
Mitch's heart rate was raised the most by...
Phoebe S.
I think it was that little red lingerie.
Bit of eye contact.
My heart rate just went (WHISTLES) if I'm honest.
For the boys' performances...
Jess' heart rate was raised the most by Al.
(CHEERING)
Claudia's heart rate was raised the most by Tak.
(CHEERING)
I'm not going to lie. I was frickin' pissed.
I was like, what the hell?
That's fucking weird.
I don't know why.
Stella's heart rate was raised the most by Mitch, the bomb.
Mitch's body is God's gift to girls.
Woo.
Phoebe H's heart rate was raised the most by?
Jordan!
Maddy's heart rate was raised the most by?
Callum.
Phoebe S's heart rate was raised the most by?
Mitch the bomb.
Oh, god.
That's too good. That's the hefty, eh.
To know my... I raised her heart rate and she raised my heart rate,
I mean, it means we're on the right track.
There's cracks in the door, so you just got to kick the door down.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
With new bomb, Mitch, and Phoebe being the only two Islanders
who raised each other's heart rate the most,
everybody is discussing the results, except for Callum and Mitchell,
who are discussing the challenges of being so good looking.
I was just so nervous because I know that some guys in this world,
they can be sexy and I feel like this is just me and you.
We just can't turn it into sexy.
I think guys as good-looking as us have to prove that they're sexy.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
But I think because we just naturally look good,
you don't have to do anything. You just stand there.
That's a great tactic.
I just think out of all the boys,
Mitchell and I can't be sexy because we're too clumsy.
But when he was dancing, I was like, that's mad.
He's sexy.
And then when I was dancing, he was saying the same thing about me.
I knew as soon as we went down there,
Phoebe's heart rate was going to go up most for Mitch.
I just knew. I don't know why. I just knew.
My heart rate was raised by Phoebe, of course.
I think he's probably a bit into her, too.
Yeah.
I could just sense he put a little bit more sass into it.
Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know how to feel about that one.
I think it was a bit of a punch in the face if I'm being honest.
I definitely think there's something, like,
Phoebe's a bit more keen than she's leading on.
A little bit maybe.
Austen's heart thumbed for Claudia, but her heart pumped for Tak.
You could say he gave her a Claudiac arrest or a heart at-Tak.
Anyway, Austen's pissed off.
Are you actually upset?
Yeah, of course.
Because I know if that was the opposite.
I know. I would be fucking getting grilled.
Yeah.
You probably would have been, but I'm glad it was me.
Yeah.
So great.
Am I still allowed to talk to him?
Who? Tak? No.
No, I don't care.
Did you actually think that mine was good?
Yes. That's good.
My heart rate said so.
After that challenge, I was definitely very turned on by Stella,
you know, seeing her in this new light.
It just opened my mind up to things.
A lot of things.
I feel like I really like the sexual nature of the challenge.
I'm making it sound so lame. No.
The sexual nature of the challenge.
The sexual nature of the challenge was good.
It was fun. I like seeing you in this different light.
I think it was, like, nice.
And then I was like, shit.
How so?
I don't know. My feelings.
Stop it. Why are you laughing?
I communicated with Tak in the most Stella way possible.
Me being weird like this.
I still got the point across.
I just did it in a really, really random way.
I don't know, like, I just, like, I want to kiss you again.
Then do it.
Come sit here.
But what if I'm too heavy? You're not.
I already picked you up.
Did I not? Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
The kiss was amazing.
It just felt right, you know, just in that moment, it was just like,
yeah, we just couldn't stop kissing each other.
(INDISTINCT WHISPER)
# I don't need the world
# I just want you... #
Can you do me? Yeah.
Which part?
Everywhere.
The camera!
Coming in at this point, you can't be afraid to step on toes.
You know, if that's going to get a few of the boys upset,
well, that's getting a few of the boys upset.
You've got to put yourself first and find your best connection.
And that's what I'm going to do.
I don't really care what people think of me in here.
Moon.
Sun.
Room.
It's day two and Mitch is really grabbing things by the balls.
But sleeping with six new girls and six new guys
has really taken it out of him.
How did you sleep?
So shit, man.
Really? Yeah. Why's that?
Don't know. Just fucking couldn't get to sleep.
I was fucking ruined as well.
I'm not going to lie, it was a horrible sleep last night.
I could hear noises, kissing, cuddling.
So I was just in the corner, you know.
Hopefully, tonight I will be cuddling someone else.
What's your plan of attack today?
Get grafting birds.
Yeah. Get to know everyone a bit more.
And see what happens.
I feel like everything I do, everyone's watching in here.
I feel like the boys are watching me so tightly.
They all want to know what's going on.
You're going to go hard or?
You have to, don't ya?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to put it on 'em. Yeah.
100%. You have to put it on 'em.
Honestly, feel like I've turned this place on its head.
I feel like pretty much every girl's eyes on me right now too.
Good morning, Mitch.
What's up? You going good?
Yeah. I'm good. How was your sleep?
Shocking, if I'm honest.
Really?
For the last few weeks in the villa, I've known that,
like, I need to step up my game with the flirt.
Was it you who was snoring?
I snored a little bit.
In the outside, I like to be the one that gets approached,
but that's not going to cut it in here.
And if I want to have, like, a really good connection with someone,
I need to make it known that I'm into them.
So you're a dude and you tell me how my body language is, right?
Because usually, I feel like I'm really direct, like, I'm like this.
But a lot of the guys sit like that. Like this.
The dick and balls just, like, chillin'.
Yeah. I know.
Should I mirror and be like that as well, or should I just be like that?
I feel like you should mirror but in a hot way.
I opened up a school, it's called Flirt 101 with Jess.
And I had my first class today with Maddy.
I feel like in here you got to sort of feed their ego.
Yeah. And if you feed it to them, they want to come back for more.
Oh. OK. This goes against every instinct in me.
Yeah, no. Me too.
But you have to do it.
Flirting has got nothing to do with getting
to know what they do for work,
what their family's like, and what their hobbies are.
That is not flirting.
Get rid of it.
What you have to do is you've got to just
tell them that they're ridiculously
attractive and you just want to rip their clothes off.
That's flirting.
Lay it on me.
Oh, like, yeah. Like I just go to the gym to...
I can tell, you've got such amazing muscles.
Yes, I like that.
That was really good. How often do you train, babe?
Oh, love that.
See what I mean! That's so good.
Blow smoke up Mitch's arse.
And make him feel good.
And then hate yourself later.
In the moment, forget about it.
Hey, Mitch. Yo.
What you doing? I was going to grab you for a chat.
Do you wanna swap spots?
Yeah. Get lost.
Wow.
Enjoy.
Just when my lesson was over, Mitch pulls Maddy for a chat.
And as soon as I walk away, all I hear is Mitch loving it.
You're an absolute weapon.
Oh. Fuck.
They're laughing.
They're vibing.
The whole villa turns around.
That's how good it was.
That was a flirt. That was a flirt.
I love when, like, a girl gets out on the front foot, that is hot.
You're fucking hot as.
Like these muscles are fucking doing things to me.
But you haven't even touched them yet.
Nah, let me have a feel.
You might get excited. Wait. What did you train today?
See? I fucking taught her that.
I can tell you've got a bit of, like a swell on.
You reckon? Yeah.
See, I'm a fucking G.
You're a weapon.
I mean, could be trouble if we share a bed together.
Fuckin' hell.
You'd be the one in trouble. You reckon?
Yeah.
Now, I'm fucking blushing.
Fucking love it.
I think my execution was close to flawless.
Don't act like you don't absolutely froth it.
Oh, I'm not saying I don't.
I'm fucking rattled.
I've got no blood in my brain right now.
I know exactly where that is.
The whole time I've been here
just not been able to really find a connection.
But I see a lot of potential with you.
I feel like.
Well, if we coupled up, I'd definitely make it worth your while.
The chat with Maddy, geez.
Oh. Are you blushing?
Yeah. A little bit.
Can't you tell.
She laid it on thick, and as I always do, can't help myself.
There's plenty more Maddy to come.
Oh, shit.
Fucking hell.
You like that.
You are in trouble, you bad boy.
Maddy! (INDISTINCT)
Coming up.
A familiar face...
(GASPS)
Whips the villa into a frenzy.
Oh, of course this would fucking happen.
Welcome to Love Island, bro.
There has been lots of drama today and the boys
are decompressing by reading their favourite books.
Just kidding. They don't read.
They're playing a game called 'run around naked
with egg yolk in mouth while cupping your balls.'
Don't break the yolk. Don't break the yolk.
What the fuck is going on?
Go, Austen!
Don't break the yolk.
Don't break the yolk!
Yes. Nice. Nice.
Speed. We need speed.
Oh, I'll get the cup ready.
We need to see if it's still a yolk.
Alright. This is the test.
Spit it slowly. Spit it slowly.
Slowly, slowly. We don't want it to break.
Oh.
I think it's fail.
I can see your balls.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Mitch's striptease got Phoebe's heart racing, and that was bad.
Drugs are bad too.
Mitch is bad. Drugs are bad.
So Mitch equals drugs.
Don't do drugs, Phoebe.
I think that, like, you are just kind of like a dangerous drug and,
like, you're like...this is how I'm honestly feeling.
I feel like you are, like a good, like, sexual temptation.
I think deep down, you are open to get to know me.
I think you like me when I come and chase you.
I mean, I see you fucking looking at me.
Everything, I notice it.
OK. Every time I'm not around you...
Yeah.
I'm like, yeah, I know me, Mitchell will have, like, strong connection.
I know this is what I want.
This is, like, it's amazing.
And every time, you pull me for a chat,
then I just get scrambled again.
So maybe you should just stay away from me.
So I can live happily ever after.
Is that what you want but?
I don't know. I'm getting really confused.
I think her head's just really scrambled at the moment.
She's trying to work out what she wants,
but that's how she should like her eggs.
Not her head. Let me put this situation then.
So you walk in day one and we're all up there,
who are you stepping forward for?
There you go, just answered it yourself, haven't you?
Yeah, I know.
How you feeling this morning?
What is it? Up creek without a paddle.
What is it? Up shit creek.
Yeah. Without a paddle.
Up shit creek going back without a paddle.
You're keen to go for the fucking kayak, but you don't have a paddle.
Yeah, yeah.
If Phoebe continues to have more chats with Mitch,
I'm just going to have to,
you know, say something and just be like, you know what's going on?
Because it's kind of like she's taking the piss a little bit.
She said that she would like kind of, you know,
close the door on that.
But obviously, if he's pulling her for more chats after that,
she didn't close the door. Yeah, yeah.
Obviously, she's left the door open if he's still pulling her for chats.
Now it kind of seems like Phoebe's doing exactly
what she told me she didn't like me doing.
I feel like you like say one thing, but deep down it's pretty obvious
what you really mean.
You keep saying this.
I think you know it too.
You're trying to read me.
Yeah. I'm fucking good at reading people.
I see the way you look at me.
I don't know what to think or feel.
Leave it at that then.
I'm honestly so confused.
I don't know where my head's at and I honestly just
feel like I'm the meat in a Mitch sandwich.
A sandMitch.
Come on, Phoebe, open goal.
How are you feeling?
I just wanted to talk to you about my chat with Mitch.
How did it go?
God, he's like...he makes me feel so scrambled.
But like, every time I remove myself from the situation,
I actually think about it.
I'm like, no, like... Like, I just know what I want.
And that's not him. And I want you.
So, like, I feel like every time I get in the situation,
I know what I'm going to say
and then it just comes out fucking wrong.
And that's confusing me.
Probably confusing him.
Yeah.
Phoebe's confused and obviously, I'm going to be confused
so you can't have your cake and eat it too.
Which, you know, we all know I've been in trouble for in the past.
While Tak's working out, Stella is working out if it's not working out.
Tak's really sweet.
He's been so set on you.
Every time I talk to him, it's like "I'm really liking Stella."
Last night, Tak and I had a little kiss which was nice.
Yes.
I think because like Tak has been a good friend to me this whole time.
And like, I know, I don't think I have
as many feelings for Tak as he does for me.
That's OK.
I don't know if I keep on putting Tak repeatedly
in the friend zone or I don't know what's going on in my head.
And I'm really trying to break down and be flirty and be fun.
But I think maybe when I kissed Tak, even though it was still nice,
I don't know, deep down, it just maybe didn't feel right.
Are you gonna like, give it a crack?
I'm gonna give it my most red-hot crack
that I physically possibly can.
I do want to give it a go, so I kind of just want today, with Tak.
I want to see how it goes.
Have those chats with him, see how I feel when I'm having those chats.
And so I really want to, like, have that like lovey giddy moment.
Manifesting only the best today.
We told Phoebe to stay off the drugs,
but she wants another hit of pure uncut Mitch.
She was already hooked on Mitch,
but this batch is much stronger than that Kiwi crap.
Don't do drugs, kids.
OK.
I'm talking to you.
Here we go. Where do you want to talk?
Round there?
I don't care, but I'm doing the talking.
You just can't speak. OK. No speaking.
Here we go.
I probably know what you're going to say, but I won't speak.
OK. No speaking. Because when you speak, it confuses me.
What do you mean confuses you?
Alright. Sit down.
Go on.
I can already picture my life on the outside with Mitch, OG Mitch.
So I feel like in saying that, that means I am closed off.
There you go.
And I just wanted to tell you so that
I don't lead you on and we don't go back and forth.
And I want you to pursue whoever else you fancy, tickles your fancy.
That's fine.
OK, thank god.
What are you like stressing about?
I don't know, because I feel like when I talk to you,
you're just really good with words.
I know that's what I genuinely feel,
Yeah. I'm not trying to argue with you.
I think she's jumped the gun a little bit.
I mean, we're literally just getting to know each other.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
So I think she's panicked a little bit, if I'm honest.
Thanks for being typical guy, anyway.
And now we can be besties.
Yeah.
If you keep your eyes off me.
Fuck off.
He just needs to find another girl,
and then the temptation can just be cut.
No giving me flirty eyes or anything.
When have I ever given you flirty eyes?
You always give me flirty eyes.
Shut the fuck up.
You give me fuck me eyes.
Shut the fuck up.
So maybe just lay it off.
Even after the conversation, she continued to flirt.
I just wanted to...
Good on you.
Bye.
Chat over.
# Got to make it go
# Oh
# Got to make it go
# Oh
# Got to make it go
# Got to make it go.
# Oh. # (CONTESTANTS CHEER)
Just want to start off. Good to see your face here, Mitch.
Haven't seen it all day today because you have been
grafting all the girls, but that's alright.
Good luck to ya.
Here is to a wild night of Love Island, 2022.
It's going to be unpredictable, but yeah, let's have some fun.
(CONTESTANTS CHEER)
I like your curly hair.
I almost said it's better than the other hair.
The other hair is good too, but I like the curls.
OK. Yeah. Natural. Noodles.
Noodles. Yeah. Callum with the pot noodles.
(PHONE CHIMES)
I got a text!
(READS)
(CONTESTANTS CHEER)
I want to cry!
The time has come for the Welsh stallion to perform.
And it's happening tonight.
It's Christmas!
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
# Love makes the world go round. #
Callum is psyched for his date with the new bombshell,
who, as you probably know,
is Mitch's ex, Tina, making this the first ex-couple
to re-enter any Love Island ever.
Oh, I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
I'm gonna cry.
I can live my single life through you.
What is going on?
My head's in the clouds at the moment.
That text is the best thing I've had in this villa.
(EXCITED LAUGHTER)
It's fun going out.
She's gonna be hot. She's gonna be hot.
They're not gonna be bringing this girl in specifically for you,
bro, she's gonna be hot.
There's a new bird coming in.
I'm single in the villa. I'm happy.
I feel like I spiced up well tonight.
You wanna spray heaps and neck, get down here in case.
In case, she plays truth or dare and licks me? Yeah.
I'm so excited.
Bro, I can't believe this.
She's gonna be hot too. She just sounds hot.
This chick is gonna be a proper weapon.
Oh.
Is it going to be blonde or brunette bombshell?
Brunette. Blonde.
There's no fucking way. she's not going to be top tier.
Like, she's coming in now. She's gotta be mega.
She's gonna be hot.
I reckon it's going to be like his type to a T.
Who is his type?
No one here.
Brush my teeth again?
One quick swirl. Yeah, one quick swirl.
Fuck, bro.
I'm so excited.
I feel like I need to do a nervous poo.
I reckon nick that. Where is your toothbrush?
Upstairs? Yeah.
I think you might just do a quick nervous poo.
Imagine it's Mitch's ex.
Tina.
Imagine if it was Tina.
Surely not.
Look at him shit himself.
I will be like, swallow me in this fucking hole.
No, it's Tina.
It wouldn't be Tina.
Let's not say, never say never.
What would you do?
It wouldn't be Love Island if I was in the hot seat for days, would it?
Let's go Callum! Let's go.
Callum!
(CONTESTANTS CHEER)
You look proper mega.
All the bread's been stale, but now I've got
some fresh crumpet coming tonight.
So yeah, it's gonna be juicy.
Let's go.
Let's go, Callum.
He's so nervous. Yeah.
There's wine and shit. I'm so nervous.
So am I.
He's so nervous.
No, Callum will be all good.
Pull out her chair.
Stand up and give her a hug and kiss and (CROSSTALK).
I know.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
I'm Tina.
I'm 26, and I'm the winner of last season's Love Island Australia.
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss, I shine like gloss. #
The last time I thought I had found something
that was going to last a long time.
But some things just aren't meant to be.
My dream guy is emotionally available, loyal, committed,
and actually interested in a relationship.
I know how precious time is in the villa.
I'm not going to waste a single second
when it comes to finding a connection.
So let's shake things up.
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss, I shine like gloss. #
('BOSS BITCH' BY DOJA CAT PLAYS)
Oh, my God, I see her. Wait. Hold on.
That's Tina. Is that Tina?
No, it's Tina.
That's Tina.
Hello. I'm Callum. Nice to meet you.
Tina.
(CONTESTANTS CHEER)
Oh, my God. I don't know why are they going so crazy.
(CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM)
Tina is back.
Well, I'm proper shitting.
My heart is like racing.
Yeah. Want a drink then? Yes.
I feel like a drink is always a good idea.
I've never been to Brisbane before, so maybe you all sound like this.
I'm definitely from Wales. Yes. I came here...
Welcome to Love Island, bro.
OK, cheers.
First date.
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss, I'm a shine like gloss. #
(BLEEP) hell, moon.
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