(DEVILS GOT YOU BEAT' BY BLUES SARACENO
& NICHOLAS PATRICK KINGSLEY PLAYS)
Previously on Love Island, Australia.
# The devil's got you beat... #
The Islanders showed their wild side.
I just went into Magic Mike mode.
Oh, my God! This is so hot.
Phoebe picked a side.
I can already picture my life on the outside with OG Mitch.
So, I feel like that means that I am closed off.
I think she's jumped the gun.
I mean, we were literally just getting to know each other.
And when ex, Tina, crashed the villa...
I'm Callum. Nice to meet you.
Tina. Hey!
Tina? (SCREAMS)
Mitch was beside himself.
Welcome to Love Island, bro.
Tonight.
Did you think you could really be on Love Island without Tina?
Tina! Mitch looked rattled.
Mitch!
It's like the setting where we met.
And then like, we've done all this.
Oh, getting sentimental?
I just feel like you've shat on everything so hard.
Yeah, for me seeing her,
it just brings back memories, to be honest.
(SNIFFLES)
Not enough drama?
Tonight, you are in the firing line.
How about a surprise dumping!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
Love Island's been such a cheeky monkey this year, don't you think?
(THEME SONG PLAYS)
ALL: (CHEERS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) (PHONE CHIMES)
I got a text!
(ALL EXCLAIM)
'Callum, a new girl will enter the villa in 15 minutes.'
(ALL SHOUT)
'You will welcome her with a private date at the Tunnel of Love.'
(ALL CHEER) # You can't stop now
# Can't keep me down
# I stand my ground - my ground
# Can't knock me down
# Can't stop now... #
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Tina is back.
# Can't knock me down
# Can't stop now #
(CRICKET CHIRPS)
# Can't keep me down # I stand my ground #
OK.
Did we tell Mitch that Tina would be here?
No.
But did we tell Tina that Mitch would be here?
Also, no.
Why are they going crazy? I don't get it.
I don't know. They're just excited for you.
How're you feeling?
How're you feeling, bro?
Oh, my God, bro!
Wait! What the hell?
I think part of me didn't know whether to be happy,
excited, concerned.
I was just like, honestly, just in shock.
Mitch is freaking out.
I'm proper rattled, bro. Actually, proper rattled.
You'll be right. You'll be right.
Obviously, everyone turned straight to Mitch,
and he doesn't know how to react.
Fuckin' hell!
I'm judging you on your pour.
Yeah? Oh, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
Yeah. Pour is not my best skill, to be honest.
Like... Cheers to the first date.
So, what brings you into the villa?
Well, I haven't been the luckiest when it comes to finding love.
OK.
I was single for, like, a really long time,
and then I had, like, a short relationship.
I wanna say, like, three or four months.
Oh, alright. OK. Yeah. That's short...
So, like, that's pretty short.
But then that chapter closed a very long time ago.
Yeah. 'Cause it would be weird if I was still talking to my ex.
Yeah.
I've got really good hearing, bro.
Oh, yeah. I just heard that as well.
Fuck!
Mitch's face, he was just quiet.
That's the quietest I've heard Mitch since he's been here.
Do you still feel things for her?
Fuck! I don't know.
Are you looking for love?
Are you looking for, like, a bit of fun or?
I'm not gonna lie, I've done this before.
You've done this before?
What d'you mean you've done this before?
You've dated a ten before on a first date?
Hmm? Huh?
What d'you mean you've done it before?
You've been on Love Island before?
Mm. No, you didn't? Yeah. Did you?
Yeah.
Did you? Yeah.
Yesterday we had another bomb come in,
and he was on Love Island, too, last year.
His name is Mitch.
That's my ex.
Is it? Yeah.
I think she just realised.
That you're here? I think so. Yeah.
Do you think she'll close herself off?
(CRICKET CHIRPS)
I don't know what the fuck's going to happen.
How'd you feel about that?
It's interesting that someone that, like,
doesn't want a relationship would come back
on a show looking for a relationship.
Isn't it?
(BOTH LAUGH)
When Mitch and I had called things off,
he said he wasn't ready for a relationship.
So, to find him in the one place where you're
usually looking for love, I don't know.
Fuck! My heart's actually pumping, mate.
A bit emotional?
Big time, I reckon.
This place is always full of twists.
Twists and turns. Yeah. I've seen that first hand.
I've had like a bit of a rollercoaster.
I've just got here, and my roller coaster has just dropped, so.
I don't know whether it's like going off the cliff or not.
Don't say that. Don't say... No. No.
Manifesting. Yeah, manifesting.
So, I'll teach. You gotta go like this.
OK.
And the you're gonna say, our roller coaster.
Our roller coaster. Is on track.
Bangin'.
Bangin'? You don't need to say bangin'...
Oh, like that sounds like it's insinuating something.
What? What?
Don't get any ideas. It is day one.
(BOTH LAUGH)
The vibes were good tonight.
Like, I think he's super attractive.
I feel like there could be something there, so I'm excited.
It's the first time Tina and Mitch have spoken since...
Well, you can Google it.
Anyway, Mitch is thrilled to walk out there.
This is fucked.
I actually don't wanna walk out there.
I'm not even kidding.
You're too big to hide behind us all.
Yeah. Fuck, no!
I'm not going first.
I'm proper like fuckin' rattled.
Yeah, I looked over to Mitch, and you know, he was a stunned mullet.
Like, you don't expect to come in two days before and you know,
get your graft on, time of your life, and then next minute,
your ex walks through the Tunnel of Love.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
You'll be right.
Coming to crash your date.
I thought you might be here.
(LAUGHTER)
Can't have been shredding for no reason.
Hi. I'm good. But I'm not letting this go.
I was just like, ugh!
I've already put time on you.
Let me go look at other men.
Yeah. These are the boys.
So, that's Jordan, Austen, Tak, Mitchy boy, Al, and...
What was his name again?
I don't know.
He's bummed.
He's so off it.
I'm not. I'm not.
Actually, no. I'm rattled as.
I'm proper rattled.
But when I saw you like, fuck, whoa.
Did you think you could really be on Love Island without Tina?
(LAUGHTER)
Mitch looked rattled to see me.
I don't even know why he looked so rattled.
He ended things with me.
But then a couple of days after I found out that he
then slept with someone else who was from the show.
Shock! Oh, my God!
I mean, disappoint me in a less predictable way, please.
Oh! Scandal.
On an unrelated note, here are some of my favourite things.
Actress, Emily Blunt. TV show, Emily in Paris.
Supermodel, Emily Ratajkowski.
Unrelated, of course.
D'you think you make a good bombshell?
I think so. I'm having a good time already.
And Mitch has a spot in his bed, so.
Pass. (LAUGHTER)
When Tina does throw back-hand comments like that,
it does grind my gears a little bit.
So, from this convo I've realised that
I will be the less awkward person.
Excuse me, boys. I'm sick of seeing the chat.
I want an autograph.
Can we come down now?
I'm a Tina fan.
100%. 100% Tina fan.
Oh, my God. I'm Jess.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Stella. Hi.
Phoebe. Lovely to meet you.
Tina is a great bombshell.
She is top-tier.
Like, not only is she obviously, so hot, like she's stunning.
She has the best chat.
How do you feel about Mitch being here?
It's been a while.
That's been a long time for me that I felt like if it was sooner,
I would have been like, but like...
I mean, it's weird.
It's not ideal.
Like, I don't really want you here while I'm like,
tryna find someone else.
But if you must be here, fine.
(LAUGHTER)
You do your thing, I do my thing, and it's fine.
Tina doesn't give a rat's ass that Mitch is in the villa.
Like, she's here for herself, pop-off queen!
She's unreal.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Please get off me.
Oh, fuckin' hell! How was that?
Oh, it was good vibes. Like...
Your first thoughts? It's just juicy. You know what I mean?
No, that's proper like...
What do you reckon? She's hot.
She's got good chat. She's juicy.
(CROSSTALK)
But nice, yeah. Oh, I needed this. I needed this.
It's just like, I don't even know how to describe it.
But it's just like, just like, I don't know.
Like endorphin hit.
Now, I am literally on...
I was like, I was here. Now I'm like, up here.
I'm top-spec now.
Top form. I feel bangin'.
How are you feeling, bro?
Fuck, it's weird as. I'm not gonna lie.
I said to the boys that when I saw her I was just like, you know, shit!
Obviously, we'll have a chat,
but it's like where d'you even start?
You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure.
She's a person who I won this show with.
And all of a sudden I'm full...
(CROSSTALK)
Proper shock.
At the end of the day, I feel like we share a special bond together
that we're probably gonna have for the rest of our lives.
And yeah, seein' her again is just like, yeah,
I guess it's just tugging on that bond a little bit, I suppose.
# Maybe I'm better off on my own
# Maybe I'm better off alone #
Mitch was so happy to see Tina turn up to Love Island, last season.
This season, it's a very different story.
But, but wouldn't it be amazing if Tina and Mitch
got back together and won it for a second time?
(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) That'll never happen.
She hates him.
I think Mitch was getting quite angry.
Bro.
Like when we're down there. Cal was like hyping it up.
Like Mitch was so sad, ey? That's understandable...
Understandable. So understandable.
When she found out, Callum was like, "Oh, you shouldn't react at all."
She was just like, yeah, I'm not here for my ex at all.
I've moved on.
She's here for herself. She's not here for Mitch.
She's like...
Here for a genuine connection. Here for a genuine connection.
I think Mitch is still a little bit open for her.
I guarantee you, if she put a move on Mitch,
Mitch would come crawling back.
That's what I thought. That's what I thought, too.
Yeah. I think Mitch is pretty devastated, I'm not gonna lie.
I mean, judging from his reaction,
he definitely seems like he has feelings for her still.
Yeah, I was rattled. Proper rattled.
Like no words. Yeah.
It's just confronting. Like, I met her in this environment.
We did six weeks in this environment. We won the show.
And it's like, like, we have a lot of memories.
It's like, it comes back a little bit...
You know what I mean? Yeah...
It just like comes back... It's the same environment.
Mitch is proper rattled, you know?
He looks like he's just taken a slap off Mike Tyson,
and he's on the floor seeing stars.
Because he doesn't know what to say.
He doesn't know how to act. He doesn't know how to behave.
He doesn't know what to do. So, how are you feeling towards her?
What's the script? Like, she's spoke about you, but like,
she didn't really, she didn't really like...
I don't really know. To be honest, we haven't like spoken in a while.
We ended things a little while ago.
I'm interested to just pick her brain a little bit,
and see how things are.
I mean, she seems like she's in a good headspace.
And, you know, with everything that's, you know, happened,
that she's moved on and things like that,
which is, which is good for her.
We were down there, obviously, when you left,
and Callum was like, really happy.
And then Mitch was just sitting there like, like, he was not...
I think he's more upset that like, it's not all about him.
Yeah? You think?
I don't know. What's there to be upset about?
He was like tearing up. Surely not.
When Mitch and I kinda stopped talking, I won't say like,
we weren't friends anymore,
but like, I think our friendship, it's like, small.
Like, we haven't been in touch at all in forever.
Fuck, bro. What a night, ey!
Fuck, what a nightmare!
At the end of day, it's obviously sad for him
to see his missus come in.
But it's probably even sadder to see a guy like me tunin' his bird.
I'm keen to have a chat with her. Is she around there?
Like even though he's in here,
I still didn't come here to talk about my ex.
It's kind of annoying that he's here 'cause like,
I don't really think of him like that now.
Surely not.
We've already spoken.
Oh, she's talking to them first?
Oh, I'll just go and grab her. I don't really care.
I was just watching his face all the time, do you know he's alright?
I feel like he'll definitely want to talk to you.
Yeah. I will speak to him.
Yeah. But I'm like, I need to go speak to someone else.
This is nice.
I'm grateful to be a...
Same. Watching it all with, like, popcorn.
And, like, on TV right now.
Me too. I'm like... Inside the TV.
We're like, 5D.
May be I should just go upstairs to find someone
who I haven't spoken to.
We can come with you if you like. It's alright.
Are you sure? Yeah.
You're right? I'm gonna speak to her.
Oh, surely not.
Surely not right now.
What's going on? Hi.
Shall we go chat? Fine.
I trying to talk to other people.
How are you? Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
Imagine they get back together, and they both win again.
Bro... That's what I was thinking.
I'm a bit rattled. I know you're rattled.
I can see it on your face.
Oh, my God, she's so shy. Huh?
I don't want you to feel, like, uncomfortable or anything.
No.
I mean, I'm the one sleeping on the couch,
so I'm pretty sure...
Maybe we sleep on the daybed for old time sake.
Fuck off.
So annoying. What?
Books, clothes.
I was joking.
I know. I'm not, though.
I think the fact Tina is being sassy with me,
I'm making a few little digs.
I'm just taking the piss.
I think she's just trying to hide a few little feelings
and things like that that she might be feeling.
The biggest thing. I said it before.
It's like a setting where, like we met and then,
like, we've done all this.
And I've been here for a few days.
Oh, you're getting sentimental.
No, but you know what I mean?
I feel like you'll feel that as well at some point,
I was kind of like, fuck.
It brings it all back. Yeah.
I look back at Mitch and my time
in the villa last time around so fondly,
and if I was to, like, reminisce on our time,
I would feel the exact same way.
I'm just, like, not trying to, like,
think of those things because I don't really think it's,
like, helpful to, like, moving on and like finding someone else.
Even if you weren't here, I'm sure I would like
reference stuff and like, have a memory of it.
I just feel like you've kind of like,
for lack of a better term, shat on everything
so hard that I don't really.
I've shat on everything so hard? Yeah.
In what way?
(LAUGHS)
Shat on everything in what way?
To me, I'm like it's so dead
that I don't know if I can like...
You saying you can't feel like things come back?
I don't know how. Like, I don't know.
I don't know if I'll, like, let them.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
I feel like he had kind of ruined anything, like it doesn't,
I don't feel like there's anything unfinished with Mitch,
because for me, I felt like there was too much,
like, hurt and back and forth for there to be to, like, recover from.
OK, let's go back up because I need to talk
to other people that aren't you.
Yeah, I don't really know what,
like, if I'm honest, my plan of attack
is now, I've lost my head a little bit.
You enjoyed your chat. Huh?
Did you enjoy the chat?
We've gotta walk the same way so don't...
Like you saying, like bye, you going to stand by this pot plant?
Yeah, and watch.
Last few days being, like, sort of, you know,
getting to know everyone and having a bit of fun in here.
It's been great.
But yeah, right now, my like mood's changed completely.
Right round the corner.
I don't like pulling people away from people.
Huh? Bye.
See ya.
Yeah, it's come back a little bit and just hit me.
Yeah, I'm not really...fuck.
Yeah, it's all just coming back, to be honest.
And that's the part that's a little bit emotional.
It's hit me a bit.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Yeah, for me seeing her, it just brings back memories, to be honest.
Yeah.
(INDISTINCT)
(MUSIC PLAYS)
I'm originally a Victorian country boy.
Oh, right. So I'm not like...
Where abouts?
You know Gippsland? Yeah. Yeah.
That's a girl that, you know,
it was probably the first time I'd ever let someone in.
Cared about someone and yeah.
Just to see them again is just like yeah.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Fuck, I've lost me head.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
After a tough breakup, it's important to get back into the dating game.
Preferably not the same dating show, but Tina and Mitch carry on.
And excitingly, Mitch is getting pulled for a chat by a total hottie.
Wanna chat? Yeah. Good chat, girls.
You'll be right. We're here for you.
This Mitch is totally different from a few hours ago.
Mitch a few hours was jumping up in excitement,
pumping the boys up, talking to girls, grafting.
How'd your chat go with her? I don't know.
She kept throwing backhanded, like...
And I'm just like, oh. Really?
Yeah. That's how she is though.
Her personality, she's a bit fiery and stuff.
So what'd she say, she's like, she's not dirty or anything or?
No, not really.
She said about, like, shitting on everything or something.
And I was like, well, how did I shit on anything.
She's talking about Emily stuff, but I'm not really sure.
I don't know the full story on what the heck happened.
I just knew that they broke up and then a week later,
he ended up sleeping with Emily from his season.
And that's when I believe that things
turned sour between Mitch and Tina.
I know it's a pretty tough question,
but do you still have feelings for her?
Do I still have feelings for her...fuck.
I think you can't go through an experience
like this and share such a special bond
that we'll always have and then just be
like nothing when you see each other.
I feel like...
Yeah.
In my head right now, it wouldn't really make sense to go back there,
but it's like, obviously I don't feel nothing, you know what I mean?
Like seeing her again and then like seeing, you know,
talk to blokes and stuff like that. Not the nicest feeling, you know?
Yeah. Wanna go for a chat?
Yeah, alright.
I'll swap spots, Al.
Oh, this looks quite romantic, you guys.
Looks like you're having an intimate chat.
We might hook up.
Where do you wanna go? Let's go. Let's go down this way.
It's a fucking rough day.
Yeah.
You're so tan.
Good on her, getting her graft on, it's only fair.
I've grafted the house down in the last two days.
But how's things, what's been happening? I don't know.
It's just like a whirlwind. It's like coming in to here.
Like, I just, like, didn't even know.
Did it take a long time for you to decide to come in?
No, I was like, I loved it the first time.
Like, I knew that...
Like, I want to do it. Yeah.
I'm not someone that says like, no to something.
So I feel like my, like game plan is just to,
like, try talk to everyone.
Not be afraid to just go for it.
I know. I'm doing my best,
but I think tonight, I'll just dip my toes in everyone.
Yeah. That doesn't sound right.
Sounds a bit sexual.
I don't think anyone wants their toes dipped into them.
I think at this point, I can't really think
of the other girls before myself,
so it's hard because obviously it's all
so fresh for me talking to these guys.
Wanna go for a chat?
Yeah, sure thing. Let's go.
Where are we going? I don't know.
I feel like I need to go somewhere I've not been before.
Where have you not been? Your nipple's out.
His nipple's always out.
Like, I'm still trying to get my lay of the land.
What's your ideal?
What are you looking for?
Someone who makes me laugh. Someone who's funny.
Someone who is engaging, because a lot of these girls,
you have a conversation with them and you like...
These ones? Yeah.
She's coming in hot.
Oh, I tell.
I'm always honest. You've gotta be.
I can't, like, fake something.
Like, if it's not there then it's just like...
Not there. It's dead.
Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Like you and Mitch.
Yeah, that's just like, closed.
I think we picked up on that.
My face was like.
Yeah, and his face is like.
Yeah, I was fucking laugh it off.
Yeah. A little bit of distraction here.
Yeah. When you do split up,
it is very much a case of out of sight, out of mind.
But now it's like she's literally in the corner speaking
to a bloke while I'm in the other corner speaking to a girl.
And we can see each other, I can't get away from it.
No, I'm not like...
to be honest, when it first happened,
I was a bit rattled and I needed like
a bit of time I could gather myself,
really, because I obviously don't expect anything like that to happen.
Oh, my gosh.
Fuckin' hell. It's a good thing you've got all
these new people in here as distraction?
Good distractions around. So I'm happy about that.
Yeah.
Act casual.
I know...
It's funny but.
It's so funny.
That's my couple too.
TAK: I didn't even say that.
I'm like...
That is so weird.
That's not enough of it.
I think Tina would have been smiling on
the inside knowing I'm watching. Fuck.
What the fuck. What the fuck.
I might go hook up with every girl here in front...! No!
I'm only joking.
I might not be. Nah, I won't.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
As night falls, Mitch asks himself the same question
Benatar has been asking since the series started.
Why me?! It was too good to be true coming back.
Exactly.
I wish I was just loved up like you guys. Couple up.
(INDISTINCT I was you last year.
You should take the bed.
I feel bad. He's huge. Kind of funny though.
Once I kind of close a chapter on someone,
I feel like I really like blow out the candle, like it's done.
Like, I just don't have those romantic feelings
towards him anymore at all.
Where do you want to stay?
You can have the bed if you want.
Is this going to bite me back somehow?
What do you mean?
Like, I don't want to piss you off.
Why not? I won't say no to a bed.
We won't put a pillow wall up.
No, no. You're huge. That doesn't mean anything.
I'm offering it to you.
What? Yeah, how about this?
So you've been here a couple nights, right?
Yeah. So how about I get a turn tonight and then
if we're still these same beds tomorrow,
then like I'll do the couch tomorrow, compromise.
Yeah, it's fine, you can have the bed.
Thank you. You're a good mate. Sometimes.
Sometimes? No, thank you. I do appreciate it.
I've always wanted to, like,
have a relationship that's for the long run
and find something special.
So I don't want to let an ex get in the way of that.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Yeah, it's shit.
It is a shit situation to be honest.
I mean, fuck, I didn't think I'd be sleeping
outside in Spain, but here we are.
Wouldn't be Love Island if I didn't sleep one night
on the day bed, would it?
Coming up, the ghosts of Xmas past.
You spent so much time saying you don't want a relationship.
You're not looking for anything serious.
I never said I wasn't looking for anything serious.
Yes, you did. You said you want to be single. That's fine.
And later.
It's...see you later.
Girls, tonight, you are in the firing line.
Our islanders awake for a brand new day in the villa.
It's also a brand new season for Mitch,
but old habits die hard
and a year later, he's still sleeping outside.
Wakey wakey, everybody.
Another day in paradise.
It's not paradise any more for you?
Tina has closed the book on her Mitch love story
and put it on the shelf.
But will she turn the page, start a new chapter, or even a sequel?
That's a novel idea.
Puns back!
I felt when I came in last night, I was kind of like,
all guns blazing.
And then obviously, Mitch is in here.
Do you think that the chapter isn't closed just yet?
I think we're just always so messy.
Obviously you have a bit of, like, deja vu.
And it's easy to feel things, but you don't know.
I don't know whether they're like...
anything.
Last night, I was like wet towel, dead fish.
I don't care about him being here.
He could do whatever he wants.
And now, I'm like - I actually will be like
shitty to see him with someone else.
We know each other so well.
There's obviously something there.
I fucking don't know what I'm going to do today in terms of cracking on.
When I came into the villa,
I would have said I was completely over Tina.
But then, seeing her again, it kinda just brings back
feelings and memories and things like that.
And yeah, it does make you question yourself a little bit.
I've been getting along with Maddy pretty well.
Yeah, I'm just gonna keep getting to know her,
keep getting to know Stella, as well,
because she's just such a good egg.
Yeah, I have no idea where my head's at.
I'm not gonna lie. I think I've lost my head.
Yeah, things with me.
So, yeah, Callum and I just haven't really
been feeling vibes between us.
So, yeah, we're just putting that to rest now.
But obviously, yesterday Mitch was like my number one pick.
So, yeah, I'm just trying to get to know him better.
Then you came in, lovely Tina.
Bombshell!
Bombshell, for sure.
So, yeah, that's just gonna add a layer of complexity.
It's just annoying because I do want to jump on it,
but I feel like I'm being held back.
It sucks because it's like the one time that I met someone
that I feel like I really could have a really strong connection with.
I've been smitten for a while.
The emotional side is progressing really well.
The physical side - when it comes to the bedroom,
I've literally only done like snacks
and like a little bit of appetisers.
And I'm not talking appetisers. I'm talking like half.
He's not that hungry, but I'm starving.
(GIRLS CHUCKLE, GIGGLE)
Because, obviously you're sharing your bed with a weapon.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't necessarily need to eat a full banquet.
But, yeah, nibblies are fine.
How are you now with Jess?
Yeah, it's really good, but I think
the other couples are obviously getting like,
real hot and heavy in bed.
But I'm not gonna have sex in here,
just because my mum - I told my mum I won't have sex in here.
As in, like, anything? Yeah.
I don't want to -
Do anything. - until I kinda get out.
I also see it from Jess's point, too, though.
Like a girl - a guy not wanting to touch her and stuff like that,
she would feel pretty shitty about it, I think.
Like, why not?
We're rolling around, hooking up and everything,
but - you know, I just have to reassure her.
Where is Mitch and fuckin'?
Where is Mitch and Callum?
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) Oh, bro, we can put the thing
in the bin.
Oh, yes. Professional.
Callum, formerly with Layla then Vakoo,
and currently in a loveless couple with Maddy, and Mitch,
who left Phoebe sobbing on the floor while Phoebe H licked his nipples,
have decided to give out relationship advice.
Yeah.
We want to help our fellow islanders,
so we're going to give them a little bit of therapy.
We've definitely seen some flaws, so this is our
opportunity to bring those up with the couples.
Oh my god.
This is Operation Break Up the Women's Debrief
- Mitch and Callum's couples counselling.
Fuck off!
We want to bring the best out in all these couples.
And they're gonna thank us later.
Now, why are you guys here today?
You forced us.
Good answer. No laughing.
It's serious.
First we're going to hit the main topic, I reckon...
jealousy.
And I think that's a lot more on your side, Claudia.
Why are you jealous?
Well, I can admit I'm a jealous person.
I think that's a tick.
You can't give ticks that easy. She's getting grilled today.
Honestly, their qualifications
for them were their glasses and their notepads.
Who's moving to who?
Both.
That doesn't work. You can't - you go to Adelaide,
she goes to Sydney?
I feel like we got to the root of the problems.
And that means this class is a tie.
So, yeah, if you guys could leave now?
Go away.
Think about some of the things we talked about, especially you.
You've got a lot to work on - you're perfect.
Don't even worry, Austen.
Austen has done nothing wrong.
Claudia - - is riddled with issues.
Alright, we're not going to beat around the bush.
There are a few things we would like to talk to you both about.
Vulnerability.
Vun, vin, vineralitiby...
Vulnerability.
I think it's very inappropriate to have your rig out
while you're trying to do couples counselling.
Yes, Jessica?
So, can you give me an example of what we can do to be vulnerable?
You don't have to put your hand up.
So, let me just put this into perspective.
Kissing... sex.
It's a spectrum.
We don't need to have sex.
But there's a lot of things we can do in the middle just to get
ourselves excited and enjoy the process before we have sex.
Just, you know, neck kissing -
Neck kissing is a big one.
We haven't done neck kissing.
That's your take home, neck kissing.
Get the fuck out.
(JESSICA LAUGHS) I'm bored of you.
I trust their advice.
I want them to be my regular counsellors.
Jordan? Is Jordan up there?
Jordan?
He doesn't want to do it.
Bunch of clowns.
I don't want any relationship advice from them.
They're just the two last people that should be
giving any relationship advice out.
Have you seen their Love Island journey here so far?
Every person Callum talks to gets dumped.
How are you guys?
It's not about us.
Today, we're just going to go through a couple of questions.
How was the kiss the other night...
that you two had?
You two shared a kiss. Straight into it, hey?
It was quite intimidating, actually.
Do you think that kiss brought you closer?
Yes.
Close as friends or close as a relationship?
Fuckin' hell. You guys are going hard today.
Stella?
You can answer this one.
We're here to help.
And if they don't want to help themselves, we ain't going to help.
Get out. Just leave. Time's up. See ya.
We don't wanna see you anymore. Go, go, go.
Thank you, guys.
Stella and Tak, if I could describe their therapy
session in one word, it would be -
Three, two, one - BOTH: awkward!
I knew it!
I knew!
Tina and Mitch -
hashtag Titch - are shaken by their reunion.
It's sad, so sad.
It's a sad, sad Titch-uation.
And it's getting more and more absurd.
How you going?
How are you?
No, I'm alright.
How are you feeling about everything?
No, it's just weird, last night especially.
I was just rattled.
Obviously, it's not ideal 'cause I just
feel like it's hard for me because
I'm thinking you spent so much time saying
you don't want a relationship.
You're not looking for anything serious.
And you know that I want all those things.
So, if you're here, and it ruins that for me -
I never said I wasn't looking for anything serious.
Yes, you did.
You said you wanted to be single
and you couldn't have a relationship.
Obviously, it was just that you didn't want it with me.
And that's fine.
But that's just like what I'm thinking of,
because it would have been so nice to have a fresh start and stuff,
and not have you here for it.
I can't believe (INAUDIBLE) right now.
If you can be friends with an ex,
you are either still in love with them
or you never loved them in the first place.
And I know they loved each other. So -
Yeah, of course.
Last night, I was just like...
being in the environment.
Sunglasses on for this conversation.
Yeah, I know.
You don't either.
I haven't had a tear in... it's nice but you know what I mean.
I know.
I didn't want to show if I'm upset
because I can't (INAUDIBLE), so what if I look like I'm crying.
An ex is an ex for a reason, but it is really hard
when this place has so many memories.
So...
What?
Like, at one point, you probably were my best friend.
We're naturally drawn to each other and naturally just...
connected. I don't really know how I feel.
Obviously, there's something still...
there somewhere. You know what I mean?
I'm just pissed off 'cause I don't wanna feel like that.
Yeah.
Maybe you just need time.
I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
(TINA GROANS)
# And I've never felt so good so long. #
It's been a rough day for Mitch,
so Al has decided to cheer him up with the old
bang-chest-to-make-loud-noises-like- gorilla
classic.
(SHOUTS) (CHEERS) (LAUGHTER)
Well, I would like to make our first toast to Tina.
We hope you've had a really nice first day in here
and we welcome you with loving arms.
So, we're going to do a big "Cheers" tonight.
Unpredictable moments, unpredictable bombshells
and an unpredictable night.
(CHEERS) (SHOUTS)
Well done, Stella. That was good.
I made that up on the spot.
I had no idea where I was going with that.
(TEXT ALERT SOUNDS) (GASPS)
Who got a text? I got a text!
(SHOUTS) (YELLS) All islanders to the fire pit...
immediately.
Well, how convenient.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYS)
Hopefully I'll be doing this walk longer than just tonight.
Hearing that text - come to the fire pit immediately -
just brings back a lot of tense memories.
So, welcome back to Love Island, to be honest.
It's back to the fire pit for Mitch and for Tins.
Let's bring on the Monk, the queen of all queens.
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYS)
How are you going?
Mitch and Tina, we've got to stop bumping into each other like this.
Have you missed me?
Yes, of course I do.
I missed you both.
The last time I saw you I was handing you $50,000.
I know. I should have taken it.
(LAUGHTER)
Burn!
In all seriousness, Love Island's been such
a cheeky monkey this year, don't you think?
OK, guys, it is time to get serious.
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) Tonight, there is a dumping.
Boys, you can chill. None of you are going home tonight.
Girls, tonight you are in the firing line.
# You're scarring my skin. #
The superfans have been keeping an eye on you.
They've been voting for which girl they are
enjoying watching the most in the villa.
# They think I'm weak
# They think but they don't know. #
And I have the results.
# No hiding, denying
# That it is my turn. #
Girls, please stand at the stairs and face the boys.
# I'm rising, fighting
# So, light me up
# Light me up and watch me burn
# I'm rising
# I'm rising #
The superfans have spoken.
If you hear your name, you are safe and you can return to the fire pit.
# I'm rising. #
Tina.
Relieved?
Barely even been here like 24 hours.
So, I'm glad to sit back down quickly.
Yes, I'm sure.
It would have been super quick, wouldn't it?
If the superfans get me out super quick, it makes sense.
The next girl the superfans are enjoying watching in the villa is -
# Let it go
# There's no time to waste
This is our time and I won't be... #
Stella.
Clumsy as ever.
Very graceful.
Couldn't run back to the fire pit quick enough?
I guess so...
my clumsy self.
The next girl that is safe is -
# Like lions we roar
# We will live for something
# If we die by the sword, it won't be for nothing. #
Claudia.
Here another day.
How are you feeling? I'm good.
I get to live another day.
The next girl safe is -
# No world is off the chart
# I don't even know if I have any heart left. #
Phoebe...
S.
# #
Maddy, Phoebe H and Jessica, come join me.
Unfortunately, you are the bottom three.
And one of you will be dumped tonight.
The superfans have had their say, but the final decision of
who will be dumped tonight will not be decided by the public.
Maddy, Phoebe H, and Jessica, who is dumped tonight
will be decided by the three boys you are coupled up with.
Callum, Al and Jordan, your job is to come up with just one name.
It's not easy.
Please head to the daybeds now and decide who to dump tonight.
Obviously, Phoebe H and me being coupled up now,
things are going well.
So I guess for Jess and me,
I've had a connection with her from when I come in.
Obviously, we had this week,
it was probably a few red flags and concerns of mine where,
you know, she clicked and got angry.
And yet, with Maddy, she's trying to get a connection with Mitch.
She did definitely has something there to go on with Mitch.
Yeah. It's definitely a pro for her.
It's hard decision.
Hard decision to make, to see anyone go.
OK, Al, I'm gonna ask you to stand up.
Al, which girl are you dumping from the island tonight?
Obviously, all three girls have worked on
their connections here in the villa.
It's never easy deciding on girl to send home.
But we've had to make that decision.
The girl we are dumping tonight is...
The fate of the bottom three girls, as voted by our superfans,
was placed in the hands of their partners.
Al will now reveal whether the boys chose Maddy,
Jess, or Phoebe H to be dumped from the island.
The girl we are dumping tonight is...
Maddy.
It's OK.
Love you. Love you too.
Don't cry, it's OK.
It's OK, Phoebs.
Phoebe H and Jessica you're safe,
and you can head back to the fire pit.
I'll miss you. I'll miss you.
Jessica, how was that?
Oh, I'm happy.
Like, it's bittersweet because obviously
Maddy and I have grown really close,
but I guess, like, happy that I'm staying.
So I can continue developing my connection with Al.
Sweetheart, you've been amazing.
Absolutely incredible.
How are you feeling?
Yeah, obviously, you know, I'm disappointed this wasn't
the outcome I wanted from my Love Island journey,
but I can see how the decision was made.
You know, Jess and Phoebe H have such strong connections in here,
and I just wasn't able to find one.
Thank you for being such a great islander.
You've been amazing, sweetheart.
OK, you've got 30 minutes to say goodbye to everyone
and then it will be time to leave the villa.
No worries.
And the rest of you.
I'll see you very soon.
Night.
Night, Maddy.
Maddy.
Thanks for everything.
It was definitely hard to send Maddy home.
Being the bearer of bad news is never, never easy.
So me and Maddy got off to a rocky start.
She stole my man.
But after all of that blew over, we ended up getting along so well.
It's OK, we'll have to make up for it.
She's such a genuine chick, and I feel like she deserves love
and happiness and I hope she gets it.
Come here beautiful.
You'll find love.
You know, she was someone that I could have conversations,
that were more mature.
And she showed me a different side of how to think about situations.
I think anyone would miss that.
Alright, I should pack my stuff.
ALL: Alright, let's go.
It is what it is.
All good things must come to an end.
Think overall, I am just a bit disappointed because
I haven't had the easiest ride in here so far.
I've struggled to find the right connection.
And then, just as I thought I'd found that in Mitch,
I'm dumped from the island.
So yeah, it's just shit timing.
I feel like you deserve more than
what the boys in this villa gave you.
Like you are so...
Top tier.
You deserve so much more.
Thanks, guys.
Maddy was definitely a rock to me in here.
Every time I wanted to just blurt out all my feelings
and have someone not judge them,
Maddy was always there, so it's really sad to see her go.
Oh, Maddy.
I can leave having absolutely no regrets,
because I like put my heart and soul into
everything and every connection.
I tried really hard, it knocked my confidence, but I still get back up.
You've actually got back up every single time, every single moment.
I can't imagine if I didn't have you in here.
I don't know if I would have gotten back every single time
after I was knocked down.
'Cause you're just so inspiring.
Thanks, Stella.
I couldn't have asked for someone better than Maddy
to come into this villa and be my friend.
(ALL GIVE GOODBYES)
Good luck. Bye.
Thanks for making my experience absolutely amazing.
I could not imagine what it would have been
like without you, and all the best.
(CHEERS)
Considering I was in one of the weakest couples in there,
I couldn't imagine anyone else in my place right now.
I think everybody in that villa deserves to find love and happiness,
and they're well on their way to finding that.
I'm so excited to get back out into dating now.
I just feel like, yeah, I'm really proud of myself, I'm confident.
I feel like I'll be able to kick ass out there
and hopefully find somebody that makes me feel really,
really happy and passionate and all the things
I was hoping that I would feel in the villa.
So slide into those DMs and we can see where things go.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
# How am I ever gonna say goodbye. #
Next time.
Jess and Al, the Hideaway is open tonight.
It's amore for Al and Jess.
The Hideaway is exactly what Jess and I needed.
Couldn't come at a better time.
Confusion for Mitch and Tina.
I don't know!
I'm just like, I don't know what I'm doing.
It's just like opening a can of worms,
it could be potentially really hurtful.
And sheer terror for everyone else as the Truth Bike returns.
Could you see a relationship with Phoebe H on the outside?
No, not at this point in time.
We are definitely on a different level.
It's just not nice to hear.
Do you trust Austen? No.
Do you still think that you have fuckboy tendencies?
I still think I have it in me.
Did you sleep with Emily more than once?
Uh...
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