Previously on Love Island Australia.
Twin Bombs, Madds and Hugh, hit the Villa.
Good morning.
She is banging.
There's bombs and bombshells.
But she's a nuke.
Setting hearts aflutter.
I like people who bring me up. Yeah. It's fun as.
How's it going? Is it good?
Better now you're here.
I can see that his head could definitely turn.
And Jess aflame.
What impression did you give her?
How much reassurance do I have to give you?
I've been cheated on already, twice.
I'm not waiting for another immature guy to do the same thing to me.
What do you want him to do?
Stop flirting.
I really want to make this work.
I have feelings for Jess.
I've genuine feelings, and I'm willing to fight for those feelings.
It's a nice sunset, isn't it? Huh?
It's a beautiful sunset.
Fuck the sunset.
Hey, leave the sun out of it.
Tonight.
Moves are made.
A little bit cheeky, good way to start the day.
And it's the question on everyone's lips.
I think deep down in your heart, you want Tina.
Will they?
I've gone and got to know everyone.
Yet I continue to be drawn back to you.
Won't they?
I don't know if you just want me to want you.
And then you're going to do something else.
It's, like, embarrassing for me to say that I want you.
I look stupid, Mitch.
I don't like being hurt by him again.
I don't want to do that to myself.
One thing's for sure.
There will be a dumping tonight.
By the end of the night, one islander will be no more.
No, thank you. I don't want to see that.
(THEME MUSIC)
I got a text!
Islanders, every good party needs a good party game.
So let's play truth or dare.
Kiss your top three.
I don't think we can kiss.
We are... BOTH: Twins!
Oh, my god.
Secretly twins.
It's the twist Married At First Sight
just never had the guts to pull off.
Did anyone have a clue?
ALL: No.
You guys are so good.
Now that you say it...
Wait, both smile.
Did anyone suspect it?
No.
I think I'm going to be in shock about Maddie
and Hugh being twins for like 10 years.
Now that I know, I genuinely cannot unsee it.
They look the same. They sound the same.
They are the same.
And I am baffled.
We got you.
We got you all.
Well done. You got us.
Hugh needs his third kiss.
OK. His third kiss. I'm going to sit down because this is weird.
(INDISTINCT)
My kiss with Tina was good. It was a little bit juicy.
She's a vibe.
It was good to get a little kiss
out of the way, that broke the ice, which was nice.
I think I will definitely pull her for another chat at some stage.
I dare you to go skinny dipping in the pool.
All chase after him. Ready?
He had his buns out.
Callum was not holding back.
He's not shy whatsoever.
Oh, my god.
It was the best night ever.
Pre skinny dip, Callum spent most of the day raving
to a brother about how hot the sister is.
That might be cool in a convent, but certainly not on Love Island.
How was that?
It's been sick, hey.
Fuck. I had no idea.
I feel like Callum seemed very surprised.
I don't think he had any idea that we were twins.
What did you think when we went up there?
Did you see it coming?
No, no. Because obviously, we spoke earlier today.
I was a bit cheeky, weren't I. "There's finally someone in here!"
Like that's hot!
I spent the whole day telling him how hot his sister is.
Now I've got them both next to me.
You can only imagine how awkward that is.
That is not a conversation I want to be having again.
I've got a sister as well.
I'm like, I'm younger than my sister.
But even when she used to bring boyfriends over that are, like,
five years older than me, I'd still be protective of her.
I get it. I get it.
100%.
I can't imagine seeing my sister up there, I would be like...
I was just going...
I approve of Madds to get with Callum.
At first, I thought he was like a party boy.
I've had a few chats with him,
and he actually seems pretty genuine.
Let's go up.
Oh, I'm so glad that's out.
You didn't know we were twins?
I had no idea. Really?
I got to be careful what I say around
Hugh now if I'm speaking about Maddie
and Hugh's probably pretty protective
I'd imagine about his sister.
So, you know, that definitely adds a different dynamic to the villa.
It was a fun first night though.
It was fun, right?
Did you enjoy getting a few kisses?
It was good.
What was your favourite dare that you had?
Favourite dare?
Yeah. What's your favourite dare?
Didn't mind kissing you.
Oh, fuck (INDISTINCT).
What? Why did you ask then?
Didn't mind kissing Callum too.
I'm open to getting to know both of you.
Who's a better kisser?
Yeah. Who's a better kisser?
You're cracking on my sister, bro!
Keep your hands to yourself.
Should we kiss in front of him?
Should we? Oh!
He hated that.
He hated it!
I was just like, oh, no, but I'm going to have to get used to it.
So is she.
He proper hated it.
It would have been like...
Well, we've fucking kissed now, so I feel...
We have, hey. That's out of the way.
Me and Mitch both have very similar personalities.
He's very flirty. I'm very flirty.
It was a good kiss.
He's a good kisser.
I definitely felt something.
After raving, kissing everyone, flagrant nudity,
and hitting on a girl in front of her brother,
Callum's night takes a shocking turn.
A chat with his partner, Tina!
I feel like tonight was, like, such a good night.
Yeah. It's actually the best night.
You were busier in that challenge than me.
Yeah. I just like to stir the pot a little bit.
No, I think it's good.
Things are going good with Callum.
He's easy to talk to. He's hot.
Like, all the right things are in place.
I have been enjoying getting to know you.
OK. That's pretty cute.
And there's definitely an attraction there.
I actually feel kind of, like, even more weirdly like,
open after the challenge for some reason.
Maybe because everyone was just, like, hooking up.
I don't know.
Why are you giggling?
Are you shy?
No, I don't know.
I reckon maybe I'm making you shy.
A little bit.
I thought you were going for a kiss, then.
That would be like...
Yeah. I know.
That was our first kiss. And it wasn't memorable.
Wasn't it? No.
Is this your, like, bit? Yeah. OK.
You remember that one?
Yeah. We'll just pretend that one didn't happen.
Yeah.
Probably will have, like, a bit of a cuddle and a kiss in bed tonight.
Like nothing more than that yet.
Yeah.
By choosing to return, ex-partners, Tina and Mitch knew
they might see each other hooking up with other people.
OK. Well, they didn't.
We didn't tell either of them the other was going to be here.
But hey, ho, here we are.
I was just going to tell you that...
No, I kissed Maddie but it was like as a joke up there.
Well, I've kissed Callum down there, so.
Oh.
It was as a joke.
I didn't know that.
There you go.
Mine was purely as a joke.
Like it was purely as a joke in front of
a group of people egging me on.
I know I kissed Maddie tonight,
but Tina didn't know that that was all fun in front of four people.
She's gone straight there cuddle and kissing another guy.
I'm not going to lie. You've just kissed,
and then when you get in bed, it's kind of on, don't you think?
I don't know.
I've been getting to know Callum since I've been in the villa.
You've just kissed a chick who's just walked in for the sake of it.
Like, somewhat annoys me that you kissed.
And it's, like, annoying seeing you, like,
cuddly and affectionate and the idea of you like,
the lights going off and not knowing if I'm honest like,
if you got into bed started hooking up, I reckon...
Yeah, I know. That's so manipulative.
Why is he pissed off?
Mitch is pissed off that...
If I was having one on one chat with Maddie there or whatever,
and then no one was around and I just kissed her.
I know it's not nice, and I don't like doing that to you.
I love Callum, but I don't think he's going to be that good
for you if you were to pursue that/ And I think you know that too.
Yeah. But do you think I'm good for you?
This is confusing.
Yeah, I know, but I think I've already shown to you, like,
that I can emotionally invest and that I have that.
You know that I would be like that.
Yeah. In the past, I've always been the one to kind of
invest in Mitch to show him that I care.
And I need a little bit of that back now
because there's a huge risk in being vulnerable with him again.
And as scared as he is, I think I've got double the right to be scared.
So I haven't seen that from you.
You haven't shown me anything
that you want to like invest in me in that way.
Like I haven't really had that.
And I feel like I was always the one like calling you and stuff.
Like, I feel like I was fine to you.
Like, I've shown it, and I haven't got that from you,
so I don't know if I'm going to get it.
I just wanted Mitch to give me some kind of reassurance
and investment that he thinks,
like, there could actually be something there.
Because I need that so that I can feel like I'm not crazy
or pulling away from Callum for no reason at all.
Because I could be hurt by him again.
I don't want to do that to myself,
but I just thought, for some reason, can't help it.
It would be easy if I didn't care.
Obviously, wouldn't it?
But obviously, I care.
Which is why it's so fucking hard.
I don't want you to hurt me again.
I don't want to hurt you again.
I can't do that again.
I've always just wanted it to work.
It's just frustrating because I didn't want to
feel like that anymore.
First day in the books.
Going to bed tonight, I feel like Mitch
and Callum are the two that are on my mind.
I just need a good sleep to be honest,
and just think about where things are at
and if I want to commit or not.
It's a little bit of a sticky situation when you got Mitch
and Callum and then you throw Tina as well into the mix.
But I'm just sort of, you know,
going along with it and seeing how it all plays out, I suppose.
Big bed to myself.
I feel lonely over here.
I don't even want to go in there right now
because it's just shit for me.
Yay-yo.
Bad news, folks.
We're a planet in crisis.
International armed conflicts.
Good morning.
Climate catastrophe.
Democracy crumbling.
But who cares about all that lame stuff?
In the villa, it's non-stop fun.
I've got...
(LAUGHS)
New girl, Maddie, likes Mitch, who's coupled up with Stella,
but is torn up about ex Tina, who kissed Callum,
who's been flirting with Maddie, whose brother Hugh likes Stella.
Clear? No? Excellent.
How do you feel after, like, the first.
I mean, like, I feel good, but I'm obviously,
like, a little bit unsure of everything,
I guess, because, like, obviously...
I don't know, the two guys that I'm, like, interested in,
which would obviously be Bomb Mitch,
which is who you're coupled up with.
And then Callum who, like, Tina's coupled up with
but there's just like,
like I'm hearing things.
I feel like we're in a bit of a love pentagon.
You've got Callum, who's coupled up with Tina.
Tina, whose ex is Mitch.
I wanna get to know Mitch.
Mitch is coupled up with Stella.
I feel like it's sort of a little bit of a mess at the moment.
Mitch had like, pulled me for heaps of chats, we were chatting heaps,
all this sort of stuff.
But then ever since Tina's been here, he's been, like,
so different and, I've been through all this shit.
I'm not here to be a second option anymore.
Like, I don't care. You know what I mean?
Like, I just want someone to, like, love me and care for me and,
like, I want someone to put more effort into me.
I don't particularly wanna be a part of a love pentagon.
I just wanna be a part of a two-point line, you know?
(MUSIC PLAYS)
What's Tina doing?
Tina?
Yeah. Are you avoiding me?
(SCOFFS) No.
Tina's with me.
Bye. Bye, babe.
Have fun.
My head, this morning, is just feeling so confused.
It's just a shitshow at the moment.
OK.
Lay it on me.
Yeah.
Obviously, your conversation last night with Mitch was fucking...
is a long one.
Which indicates to me that, obviously,
you've got a lot to speak about today.
So, I'm not gonna be pulling you for chats today, at all.
'Cause I feel like you've both got a lot of shit to sort out.
I'm always gonna be there to have a chat with you,
but I'm not gonna be the one instigating it because,
that's just mugging, I'll be mugging myself off then.
If I'm gonna get mugged off,
I'd rather somebody else mugged me off than I mug myself off.
'Cause that's just fucking dumb.
Maybe stop entertaining your ex-boyfriend?
Because that's putting red flags on yourself.
And I'm not into that.
What have you got from this conversation?
What you need to do today? Get your shit in...
Yeah.
Or...
I don't know what the word is.
It starts with O.
Order? Yes.
My shit in order.
Get your shit in order today, with Mitch.
Yeah, I will...
Alright, bye.
What I was thinking...
(FARTS)
Again? A rattlesnake. Oh, my God.
(LAUGHS)
I think I just wanna climb on Austen and just take him with me, in me.
You know what I mean? Like, you just want him to be you?
Yeah, I know.
I wanna put Mitch in my back pocket and carry him around
everywhere I go.
(FARTS)
Nice. That was the rattlesnake.
I promise. Are you in love?
Bro, I've been in love for two weeks.
(LAUGHTER)
You know, when you're, like, hugging them and you just wanna say it,
but then you're like, it's way too early.
Every time... Bro, every single time.
And that's why every time I'm looking at him at night he goes,
"What are you thinking?" 'Cause in my head
I'm thinking, fuck I love you.
How are we in love?
Like, already?
Phoebe and I never thought that it was actually gonna happen,
but, yeah, it's happened.
I just know when I look at them and I just fucking know.
(WHISPERS) Yeah.
And I also know 'cause I'd look at him and think, you're the dumbest,
fucking biggest weirdo ever, and I fucking love you for it.
Oh, I think I need to sit now.
He's so sweet, and I'm literally so obsessed with him.
It's crazy. Like, oh, my God.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
I like Phoebe a lot, bro.
Are you? Yeah.
I think I am.
You not just fucking whisper that?
Are you mad!?
What!
He landed that on me.
I didn't know what to say. I just screamed.
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah. I've been doing some thinking,
and I can't really see myself without her.
I wanna be with her every day.
I want us to continue what we have in here on the outside world.
And I just think putting a label on it sets it in stone.
Don't want to rush into it, but it's definitely
something that I'm gonna do soon.
I'm gonna make it a big thing.
100%.
I just think like, why fucking not, you know?
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna get with any other girls in here,
what's the next step?
Girlfriend and boyfriend, or you say you love them, yeah?
I'm 100% into it and I want him to ask her because
I genuinely think they are a perfect match.
And he is a top bloke. And I want the best for him.
Fuck, I'm excited.
(MUFFLED SCREAMS)
Shut up. (LAUGHS) What's wrong with you?
What's actually wrong with you?
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Maddie was concerned she was caught in a love pentagon.
Mitch adores geometry.
In fact, he's an expert in things going pear-shaped.
How are you? I'm good.
How are you feeling? You good?
Yeah, I'm alright. You? I'm good.
I know that Callum and Tina obviously kissed last night.
Like, were you upset by it or anything?
I felt like she, like, mugged me off a little bit.
Is it because you still feel something for her?
Yeah.
I feel like with Mitch,
I'm definitely not going to be sticking my neck out
or pulling him for chats whilst he's interested in his ex.
I don't wanna sit here and, like,
compromise your time here or jeopardise your time here
because I'm the one who's just fucking
running in a circle, if you know what I mean?
Yeah. I've got myself in a big triangle here, to be fair.
You wanna talk? Surely not.
Yeah. I wanna have like, the open chat with Tina and be like,
"Alright. Tell me honestly, where are you at?"
Because I feel like so far it's just been
dodging around the point a little bit.
I just need her to be honest with me
and then I guess to know where Madd's
head's at so it can help me make a decision
where I wanna put my energy.
I don't wanna be stuck in between two girls in here.
Obviously, we're in a situation where we're getting to know people.
I'm getting to know Maddie,
you're getting to know Callum, and that's sweet.
But I think I just wanna know, like, honestly,
from you on where you're at and how you see things.
Yeah, I think it's at a point where
we don't have much time left in here.
And I think if we're gonna, like,
it's holding back me doing anything with anyone,
like, he's not doing anything nice for me,
you're not doing anything nice for me.
I feel like I can't talk about, like,
I progress things with anyone in here at this point.
Yeah.
So, that's why I'm like, I need to, like, know.
I'm just gonna say my bit here, so...
I've gone and got to know everyone
yet I continue to be drawn back to you.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
I feel like I'm running this way, you're running that way.
But there's a rope pulling us both back together.
I'm not gonna deny there's obviously something there,
and the only way to really find out is to, I guess, dive into it.
I just feel like I need something big to come from Mitch.
Like I need him to be like, "Look,
I think maybe now's our time to give it another shot."
And I want him to be the one who says that.
I feel like, I kind of want you to like...
I just want you to be honest with me.
I feel like I need you to, like, like, fully, like, want me.
Like, I feel like you...
I don't know if you just want me to want you
and then you're gonna do something else.
Like, I need some...
I don't know what you want, because I think it's been...
I think if anything, it's been it's so unclear.
Yeah, 'cause, it's like embarrassing for me
to say that, like, I'd want you.
'Cause after everything that's happened,
it's like, I'd look stupid, Mitch.
I'm just like, I just want someone to just want me
and it not to be, like, questioned.
'Cause after everything that's happened,
I just feel like I need you to like, want me 100%.
('BLEEDING LOVE' BY PAPERTHREAD PLAYS)
# Closed off from love, I didn't need the pain
# Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain #
I know you so well.
And I know that things would just kind of, like, come back.
What would need to be different? Like, why didn't it work?
The relationship?
There was nothing really wrong with it.
What would be different now?
# Yet I know that their goal is to keep me from falling #
That feelings are different now than what they were.
I think there is something there,
and I think that it could be worth trying to figure it out.
But I'm just so nervous about it.
And I guess he must be feeling the same
'cause we just haven't even said those words yet.
# I see your face
# Everyone around me thinks that I'm going crazy
# Maybe
# But I don't care what they say # Do you want a hug?
# I'm in love with you
# They try to pull me away, but they don't know the truth
# My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on closing... #
I'm not gonna give you a kiss.
# Keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love
# I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love
# Keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love #
I mean, it felt good.
The kiss just felt right.
(LAUGHS)
Now, that's just fucked it.
Why'd you do that?
Because you were giving me the eyes and it felt right. I wasn't!
It's just my face!
It felt right.
He kisses me.
Or I kiss him. I don't know who did what.
I'm confused!
That doesn't make any sense.
Didn't have anything to do.
I feel like that didn't even align with anything we'd said in our chat.
We'll talk later.
Just let me chat to Maddie in, like, whenever.
That was bad.
Alright, that was bad.
That was... Didn't make any sense to that.
It felt like it was the right thing to do.
Yeah, it did. I don't know.
Alright, secret please.
OK. I'm not showing anything.
I won't be... Written on my face.
Hey.
Hello. Big man.
Well, I can't stop thinking about the fucking kiss.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with me?
I just kissed my ex, I can't stop thinking about it.
Actually, it's a secret.
I didn't kiss my ex.
Last year's winners, Mitch and Tina, split eight months ago,
re-entered the villa unbeknownst to each other,
got into a love pentagon, more of a square now,
have just totally kissed,
but aren't sure if they should commit.
So, Mitch is getting advice from his initial crush, Phoebe.
Clear? No? Excellent.
Do you need my advice, big boy?
No, I'm gonna try it on you. I'ma flirt with you.
OK, try your hardest.
(LAUGHS)
Right now for me, I need a little bit of thinking time.
I need a little bit of time to process things.
I feel like I trust you more than everyone else.
'Cause I'm a trustworthy person.
I don't wanna make the wrong decision to invest time
in something that's not gonna work.
I wanna invest time in the right person because
I wanna leave here with someone.
Tina was (INDISTINCT).
Callum had a kiss and all that, which is fine.
I have no problem with that at all.
Then after that, we spoke.
And she was like, "I want you to fully invest in me, and all that."
And I just felt a bit like, that's a bit like
your actions and words aren't adding up.
I feel like with her, my guard's up massively
because I feel like I could get a lot more hurt.
I know. But then, at the end of the day, it's like,
fuck, you could get hurt by any girl, obviously, there's...
True. But I think it's because I know that there's something there.
I know. Well, I don't think you should run from that though.
I think if you're feeling that way, that's actually a good sign.
But then, this is what... Shut up.
No, it is.
I think deep down in your heart, you want Tina.
And I think you know that.
It's just, obviously, not what you expected for this whole journey.
Now it's decision time, and I know that
I need to direct more attention to someone.
Otherwise, I'm gonna get nothing out of this experience.
The two other islanders in the Titch Love Square go for a chat.
There's the blonde, blue eyed stunner with a smoking hot body.
And Maddie is lovely too.
Talk to me.
I haven't spoken to you in ages.
Yeah, I know. Give me a hug.
I'm all sweaty, though. It's okay.
I'm sweaty as well.
Madds and I are, obviously in this sort of limbo, because, like,
we're both getting to know Tina and Mitch as well,
but we're getting to know each other, too.
So, it's like, it's all a bit of a confusing situation.
I just pulled Tina this morning.
And I was just like, why am I getting caught up
in this fucking bullshit when,
like, if this was the real world, I wouldn't entertain it at all.
Like, I'm not like, second best or, like, competing with anyone.
Do you know what I mean?
Tina's got so much baggage,
it's just giving me the ick more and more every day.
She's telling me she's into me and she wants to get to know me,
but then she's still entertaining her ex.
If she didn't tell me she was into me, I wouldn't be bothered.
I wouldn't bother. And that's the same with me.
Mitch is saying he's interested in getting to know me.
But he's still entertaining his ex as well.
So, it's like, it's weird.
Can I just say you've got like, proper dark, proper quick, like...
Do you reckon? Yes.
After we brushed over that issue, you know, we had a good chat.
Bit of flirtatious banter.
What music do you listen to?
Like house, like house music.
I'm really bad with genres of music. I don't know what's what.
I don't know, like. Like house music.
Like, like...
Yeah, she's hot.
She's good to look at.
Good chat. Sweaty back.
But the more chat with her, the more interested I am.
So, I'm just gonna keep chatting to her.
It's becoming clear Mitch and Tina are undeniably drawn to each other,
and though he never met them,
even Conor would be able to see the vibe is real...estate agent.
I don't know. I've tried everything and as much
as I've encouraged you to get to know people,
I've encouraged myself to get to know people.
And like, no matter what, I've still just
found myself gravitating towards you.
But I also feel like that there's just,
there's something that's just been like, sparked.
I don't know if you feel the same. I feel like when I kiss you,
there's like something there and I'm not going lie.
Like, it didn't really feel that deep when I kissed Callum
down here, like I've probably felt the same as when you kissed Madds.
I think I would be stupid if I tried to, like, ignore this.
I wanna see what we, where we can go and put my eggs in your basket.
It's horrible to say that.
(LAUGHS)
I feel like there are still things that can go wrong.
But I can't help but feel a little bit giddy about it.
I wanted to let you know everything.
I feel like I want it all out there.
And, no, we can't kiss in front of people, 'cause I gotta tell people.
I'm not trying to. I'm not. That wasn't what I was doing.
I just lied here.
Can we go to the bedroom?
Where are you going? I thought you want to go somewhere?
Yeah. Where are you going? I don't know.
The bedroom.
This is so suss.
I'll say I have to fill my water bottle up.
Maybe I just look sad.
So, I'm kind of, like, holding my cards
close to my chest when it comes to showing how happy I am,
'cause I don't want Mitch to know how happy I am about it,
because his ego doesn't need to be any bigger than it is.
Like, I haven't told anyone.
They'll think we're about to fuck in here.
I feel like a dog. Same.
# But I can't get enough and you follow me down
# Follow me down, follow me down
# When I'm crashing out
# Got my questions oh
# Can you help me out
# Yeah you've been making me crazy
# But we should just keep this shit easy #
I'm not gonna lie.
I know, I might just stay in here for a second.
I think everyone is gonna be like, quizzing you.
Feels weird.
Huh? It feels weird.
Why? Are we crazy?
Are we proper fucked in the head right now? I don't know.
Fuck.
Mitch's official partner is Stella.
But could this be the first sign she's falling for someone else?
Oh, did you hear that?
Nah. Have a sprained ankle?
My ankle. For the second time?
When I came in, I said my type was, like, spontaneous,
adventurous and a little bit silly.
And she's all three of those things.
I was talking with one of the boys about it.
And they're like, yeah, like,
Stella's definitely 100% one of the most genuine chicks in here.
And I was like, like that. And that was cool.
So I was like, I rate that as well,
and you've been here from the start,
people know your personality and for a few of
the boys to say you are the most genuine girls in here,
I was like, yeah.
We like, gel, like, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, conversation's super easy.
It's good. It's a vibe. We're getting around it.
It's cool. It is a vibe.
Hugh and I just get along so well.
Our chats just flow.
They're really easy.
When I had to pick my top three,
you're definitely first on my list there because I was like,
you know, I'd spoken to you twice.
I rated it when you did that little dance, it was funny as.
Little dance?
You remember you tried to do the little dance just here, right?
I thought it was cool vibes.
But I sucked at it. That's alright.
It's the end of the count.
Well, you have to teach me how to do that dance, though.
I know that you just said that you learnt how to do it on the spot.
And I was like what the fuck?
I thought you were gonna start teaching me to do another kiss,
and I was like, we can do that.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
It does feel like a different connection with Hugh.
He's trying to put in that effort that I've wanted.
And I haven't had that so instantly in here.
So, it's really good for me.
Little bit cheeky, good way to start the day.
You're funny.
Mitch is taking Maddie off to tell her he's thought things through
and is finally ready to commit to the relationship with Tina.
How's your day going?
The day is good.
I don't want to jeopardise Maddie's time in the villa,
so I wanted to tell her that I'm still going to speak to her,
but my energy and attention is towards Tina
and seeing what we can turn that into.
I guess from my perspective, obviously, you know,
my ex is here, things difficult,
I tried to just ignore it, like,
whatever but we continue to just be like...
Yeah, and I don't really want to get
caught in the middle of it.
You deserve someone's 110%, not like...
But you gotta do what you gotta do, hey.
I feel like it is a little bit disappointing,
but I'm happy that I have the clarity I need
and I'm not gonna be putting any more time into that situation.
What do you wanna talk to me about?
Are you breaking up with me? I'm getting really sad.
Don't be like that.
I'm joking.
Callum already knew what was coming when I pulled him for a chat.
If the situation was different, I think it could have
gone somewhere because I do think you're a top bird.
So, yeah, I think if he wasn't in the picture...
Feel the same.
I would have 100% kept going the way I am going.
So I was happy to get to know you but for me,
it's kind of like a relief because I don't waste my time,
don't like to waste my time.
And it's so early days, it hasn't impacted me at all.
Yeah. So are you happy?
I don't know yet.
Can I still get a kiss in bed tonight?
Fuck off.
Fingers crossed for both them, they work out, if not, tough luck,
because I got a nine out of ten bird anyway, Madds.
Since Madds has come in like me, like I said to you,
I've been open to you - me and Madds are vibing a lot.
I've only known her like a day, so I'm happy anyway.
So I'm going to go full attack on Madds.
I do think Madds is more my type, to be honest,
because she's just hot as fuck.
Coming up.
Move over, Miss World.
It's Mr Love Island.
Why I should be Mr Love Island.
I mean, I kind of am, I won the show last year.
I'm giving you a zero out of ten.
(PHONE CHIMES)
(ALL SCREAM AND CHEER)
(READS)
Who is Mr Love Island?
I think I could be a pageant boy.
I'm thinking I'm pretty good looking, I pull a few chicks.
To be crowned Mr Love Island, the boys will need to impress the girls
on the catwalk with their bespoke sexy moves
or whatever it is that Al's doing.
Indeed, they will then need to wow the ladies with the spoken word.
Ladies, I deserve to be Mr Love Island because I'm a hot
scootin', bootin', divorcee with the best bark in the villa.
(BARKS)
I've managed to tame the villa dragon, aka Jess.
So you all can call me the knight in shining armour.
And most importantly, I'm the only guy
to make sweet love on the island.
He just started talking, and he wrecked it.
After the boys have sufficiently embarrassed themselves,
the girls will score them all out of ten.
I gave you a 4.3 out of ten.
4.6.
I think I've been too generous.
Tough crowd!
I'm giving you a six out of ten.
I honestly thought I'd get nines.
Great work, Al.
Played a blinder even if nobody thinks so, you can go cry now.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
Austen!
Why do I think that I'll be Mr Love Island?
Tell us.
One, I can hypnotise you with just one stare.
Reason number two, I'm tall, long, thick in all the right places.
OK.
And I will make sure that every single girl
in the world gets one free vibrator
because I think it is important to pleasure yourself,
even when your man is not home.
Yay!
You lick arse!
I knew that the audience was women
so I had to give the women what they want.
I gave you a 9.5.
I gave you an 8.9.
I actually gave you a ten.
Yeah!
I was over the moon with the high score.
I was like, yes.
Thank you.
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Bosh.
Callum definitely started out strong.
It was nice to watch.
Keep going.
I don't know what else to do!
Take your cock out. Take my cock out?
I decide when you stop. OK, I've had enough.
I've had enough.
I should be Mr Love Island,
because I think you all know I've got more chat than a phone box.
I'm also sculpted like a Greek god
my shoulder to waist ratio is astronomical,
I'm not talking about space.
So if I was Mr Love Island, first things first.
Banning gherkins in all McDonald's burgers.
Yes!
If you still are eating those gherkins,
you do genuinely just need to grow up because they're minging.
I rated you 6.7.
Made me laugh the most out of what we've seen so far.
My score is a generous 7.5.
Most of these points were based off the catwalk.
I feel like you were very confident.
You lost points because I love gherkins.
I'll take that 7.5.
Go Mitchy boy.
I may not be the smartest.
I may not have the best body but I came here to find love.
Mitchy boy's speech was so cute. I think I'm still blushing.
Ten out of ten.
I'm bored.
I gave you a six.
Oh, not a high score from Maddie there,
although that scoreboard should be high,
preferably over your eyes,
because here comes your brother in three, two, one.
(MUSIC PLAYS) Yeah, chicas!
(ALL EXCLAIM)
He came out with confidence, came out spicy.
So that was a good catwalk.
So I was covering my eyes for most of it,
very disturbing on many levels.
Don't you hate when you see a lad and just wanna check out his piece.
We're baring all clothes, ladies.
Take this slice of my burrito!
I actually saw your whole arsehole.
I just saw hair.
I was seriously fucking disturbed.
I did not want to see any of that.
He just topped it off like the cherry on top
and it was like a rotten cherry. Disgusting.
No, thank you. I don't want to see that.
I'm giving you a zero out of ten.
Oh!
Mine is a -0.
I just want to say I'm seriously effing disturbed by that whole
thing but I gave you a one purely because you're my brother.
Sit down, Hugh.
Definitely I took the wrong approach there but it was a laugh.
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Mitch stuck to what he knew, the gym workout
and we've seen it all before.
Why I should be Mr Love Island.
I mean, I kind of am, I won the show last year.
Tall, dark and handsome, got the looks, you've met me.
I've got the brains.
I mean, clearly, I make you happy.
I turned a lot of heads when I came in here.
I mean, after all, Mitch was counting how many
chats I had with his bird so...
That's enough.
My speech was pretty shit.
3.5, I think if I could just rate your catwalk,
it would have been like nine out of ten
but it was just all the talking as soon as you opened your mouth,
just went downhill.
Oh, that took him down a peg or two.
From former king of the island to current king of the jungle.
Oh.
Sexy lion!
My heart was melting.
I've got no speech because this is coming off the top of the head.
OK. Go on, Jords.
Why I should be Mr Love Island, I'm a country boy,
I've got all the morals. I treat girls like a gentleman.
I've also got the magic mullet, so always wins them over,
tradies get the ladies, good with my hands
in the bedroom and outside on the tools.
Oh!
Impressive.
What I would change in the world, if I was Mr Love Island,
25 degrees and over, work stops everyone to the beach in ten.
Thanks Jord.
Jordan. Oh, my God needs to stop it.
I gave you a 9.57 out of ten.
11 out of ten.
Wow.
I honestly literally, like, fell in love.
Yep.
Wow. No.
Well, it just came out, didn't it?
Thank you.
There can only be one winner.
In third place, we have Mitchell.
That's good enough.
I mean, it's better than last. Thank you.
And second place goes to Austen!
Is this real?
This is for you. Thank you.
And the winner of Mr Love Island is...
Jordan!
Coming out on top.
Mr Love Island, didn't even prepare a speech,
just winged it, as I do with life.
So yeah, it's come out today.
So yeah, number one let's go.
Coming up, Hugh and Maddie are in the driving seat.
Tonight you will couple up by stealing someone's partner.
Without a steering wheel.
The choice of who you couple up with is not your own.
Sun down, glass up that's the way we like to f...uss
over the new people, with a toast.
I'd like to make a toast to the two new bombs
who really are double trouble.
I'd also like to say thank you to all the boys
who showed us their true colours today.
(ALL CHEER)
(PHONE CHIMES) I got a text!
All islanders to the fire pit immediately.
The first trip to the fire pit.
I feel like my heart was like beating out of my chest
and just seeing everyone's faces.
I feel sick.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Islanders, Madeline and Hugh are the final bombs.
It is now certain the two people currently in
this villa will win Love Island and $50,000.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Madeline and Hugh, please stand up and face your fellow islanders.
Madeline and Hugh, tonight you will couple up
by stealing someone's partner.
The choice of who you couple up with is not your own.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Madeline, you will decide who your twin brother couples up with.
Which girl would you like Hugh to couple up with and why?
I'm going to choose this girl to couple up with Hugh
because I feel like she has been nothing but genuine
and kind-hearted.
She has only said good things about Hugh,
and I feel like out of all the islanders,
she's definitely most compatible.
So the girl I would like to couple up with Hugh is...
Stella.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
(PHONE CHIMES)
Hugh, you will decide how your twin sister couples up with,
which boy would you like Madeline to couple up with and why?
I'd like Madeleine to couple up with this boy
because he seems to be genuine.
He seems super fun.
He's definitely a softie on the inside.
So the boy I'd like to Madds to couple up with is
Callum.
I've never seen Callum smile so much.
I don't know. He was pretty happy when he was with Tina.
Jordan. Stirring it for no reason.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Tina and Mitch, you have been left single and are now vulnerable.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
(PHONE CHIMES)
Islanders, the night is not over, there will be a dumping tonight.
(PHONE CHIMES)
The superfans have been watching and are voting for the islanders
they most want to see continue their Love Island journey.
All islanders except Hugh, Stella, Madeline and Callum,
please stand up.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Phoebe S, the superfans would like to see you continue your journey.
You are safe.
Take a seat.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Austen, you are safe.
Take a seat.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Tina, you are safe. Take a seat.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Al, you are safe.
Take a seat.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Mitch, you are safe. Take a seat.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Jessica, you are safe.
Take a seat.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Claudia, you are safe.
Take a seat.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Michell, Phoebe H, and Jordan, please face your fellow islanders.
# Lay down your arms
# Don't make a sound
# Bury those thoughts
# Beneath the ground
# Now lead my skull
# Into the fire
# Soak up the suede
# That shows your name
# Get out (PHONE CHIMES)
# Of my head. #
Michell, Phoebe H and Jordan,
the superfans have voted for the islanders
they most want to see continue their Love Island journey.
And unfortunately, the three of you have the least votes.
# Save me from myself
# I can't let it take control
# Save me from myself (PHONE CHIMES)
# I can't let it take it control #
The person with the least votes
and dumped from the villa tonight is...
# You cannot run from what's in your mind. #
Our superfans have been voting for the islanders
they most want to see continue their Love Island journey.
With Jordan, Phoebe H and Michell in the bottom three...
(PHONE CHIMES)
One will now be dumped from the island.
The person with the least votes
and dumped from the villa tonight is...
Phoebe H.
(PHONE CHIMES)
Why am I getting a text?
Phoebe H, you have been dumped.
You have 30 minutes to pack and say goodbye to your fellow islanders.
I feel so lucky to have met someone like Jordan.
He's exactly who I'm looking for.
Yeah, it just sucks.
I can't spend another night with him.
I'm not even sad about leaving here, just you. Do you know what I mean?
No?
What are you going to do?
Hang out with the boys.
Really?
Yeah. What else am I gonna do?
Do you think she's gonna be asking him to leave with her?
I don't think she'll ask, but I think that she'll hope that he does.
But, that might make her feel so shitty if he says,
like, what did I mean? Did I mean nothing?
Yeah.
Do we think he's gonna leave with her or stay with her?
I don't think he'll leave with her.
I think he's gonna stay but I don't know.
I think he'll stay here. I think he will stay.
What's in store?
But, there is no more bombs, it's like, what's the point?
Is he's gonna stay and, like, crack on with Tina?
I know if that was Phoebe, I would have left 100%.
Yeah, me too, if that was Claudia.
I was gonna cuddle you.
I know...
This sucks.
He's gonna look like a dick if he doesn't leave with her.
Yeah.
I have no faith that Jordan will leave the villa for Phoebe H.
Even though it's so stupid.
Because what else are you here for?
Like that was the one that...
She was the person that you made a connection with.
So, why wouldn't you leave?
No, fuck that.
You deserve so much better, Phoebe.
Really? Yes. I don't know.
I thought it was cute, but I don't know in the moment.
Because if it was him going home, what would you do?
I would go with him. Do you know what I mean.
I feel like I will punch him in the face.
I don't know if he genuinely likes me, then.
I feel bad for Phoebe too.
She really, really, really liked Jordan
and put every single one of her eggs in his basket.
And, yeah, he's kind of fucked her over.
You deserve so much better.
I'm so fucking sorry, on behalf of all of us,
that you have to go through this shit right now.
100%. And, it's no reflection on the type of person
that you are either, Phoebe. No. You're a beautiful girl.
Yeah. Why isn't he?
Why isn't he leaving with me?
It doesn't make sense. I tried to, I tried to...
It wasn't like you were in a friendship couple either.
It was like, you know... No.
From the very start, with him,
we've been intimate in bed and now I just feel so stupid.
If you really like her, you'd leave.
If Al didn't leave with me, if I got dumped tonight,
I'd be laying down the law hard.
He deserves to feel like shit because he made you feel like shit.
Do you know what I mean?
The girls are just a bit shocked that you're not leaving with me.
So...
They are?
I just feel like, if you don't really find anyone for you here...
I still love every single person that's in here.
I've been here from day one, I love these girls, I love these boys.
If it was four weeks to go, or three weeks to go,
I'm like fuck I'm not gonna see you for ages, I probably would.
I think they're just kind of like, what the fuck are you gonna do?
You are just...
Well, what's it to them?
Don't know.
It does make me sad that you're not leaving with me as well.
It's not just them.
It's just the thought.
Do you know what I mean?
And, I've told you that when I get out of here,
we're gonna pursue things.
Isn't that what you wanna hear?
I've told you how I feel and that's how I feel.
OK.
I come in here and I was pretty set on Jordan.
So, to leave without him is pretty shit.
But, it is what it is.
It would have been, my experience without you, though,
you are my whole entire journey.
Ohhh...
This is really sad.
See ya.
Bye.
Bye, you look so good.
Bye, Phoebe.
I feel sad.
I did hope that Jordan would leave with me.
It's kind of pointless for him to stay in there.
It is Love Island.
It's very upsetting.
I'm not sure where I stand with our connection
compared to all his friends.
Maybe it's not as strong as I thought it was.
Next time.
It's the biggest romantic gesture to hit the villa.
Oh, I'm tearing up.
You're making me cry. Same.
As Michell makes it official.
(SCREAMS)
He's honestly so amazing, and I just cannot
imagine my life without him now.
And it's all fun and games.
Look at you and look at me.
I'm a ten out of ten weapon and you're a five out of ten
bombshell that's coming here for no reason.
Until it's not.
That's brutal.
Do you know that truth or dare game Austen was so keen to play?
And I said, I think you should leave.
But if I didn't say that, he definitely would have played.
That truth or dare night, every time it comes up
in a conversation, there's drama.
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