('DROP IT' BY ROSS GILMARTIN PLAYS)
NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island Australia...
Brings back memories on the daybed.
..'Titch' got freaky in the tepee...
TINA: To end up with Mitch, it feels right and it feels good,
so I'm just gonna lean into it.
Mitchell made it official with Phoebe.
Will you be my girlfriend? (SCREAMS, LAUGHS)
He's honestly so amazing
and I just can't imagine my life without him now.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Then Phoebe got interfere-y.
She goes, "This is where I trust Austen.
"This is where I trust Mitch."
..causing Austen and Claudia to have a conflictey.
Again, there's no trust.
CLAUDIA: And I'm really sick and tired
of Phoebe telling everything that I've said.
Phoebe has done my head in. She's actually done my head in.
No. So who started this shit?
Me. Ah.
The old head snake.
Tonight...
I would never do that to you. Yeah.
..Phoebe faces the music...
You have pissed me the fuck off today.
Yeah. Like, a lot. Yeah. I know.
I don't have an excuse for it and I am sorry.
..before Al gets romantic...
(GASPS) To new beginnings, our relationship.
You're someone really special to me, Jess, and you mean a lot to me.
..the way he knows best.
Yeah!
Oh, my goodness. You're special. (LAUGHS)
And the Monk is back...
SOPHIE: There's so much love in the villa tonight.
And then I turn up and ruin it all.
..which is bad news for someone.
You are now dumped from the island.
(CRIES) I said I wouldn't cry.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
CLAUDIA: I'm frustrated with him.
AUSTEN: How much more can a man take?
# You've got the devil in you Oh... #
I did everything right but somehow there still was a problem.
But I didn't know that when I was sitting down there.
Yep.
Do you understand that or are you just saying yes to please me?
No, I understand that.
# You've got the devil in you... #
How much more have I got to prove myself?
If you're gonna get your back up at something that I've said
to the girls in confidence,
don't get your guard up before you actually talk to me.
Mm-hm.
I need a bit more of an answer than "Mm-hm."
Mm-hm.
Do you want to be having this chat right now?
Fucking can't stand it, arguing with you all the time.
Arguing all the time?
I want it just to be over and done with.
# You've got the devil in you Oh-oh, oh-oh
# Oh, you've got the devil in you
# Your soul is black and blue
# You've got the devil in you. #
Well, no-one's exactly over the...moon.
# I keep my eyes out
# And I'm watching the world with my feet... #
CLAUDIA: Phoebe got in the middle of Austen and I
and it just made things a lot worse than they should have been.
AUSTEN: I don't like conflict.
And I'm hoping that everything between me and Claudia is OK.
# This is the moment... #
I feel like Austen and I still do need to talk about the whole thing.
(EXHALES)
I'm not here to change Claudia. That's not my intention.
Yeah.
I'm here because, like, I'm falling in love with Claudia.
Aw.
And I know that I have to love her for who she is.
Yeah. And I do.
I understand what Claudia's going through and I understand, you know,
there are two sides to a story.
What kind of set me off was, like,
when Phoebe told me that Claudia had said, like,
"My trust for Mitch is up here and my trust for Austen's down here."
Phoebe, she kind of like told me things that, you know,
I didn't really need to hear
that just kind of amplified my emotions even more.
Yeah, I know that she means well
and I know she's coming from a place of love... Mmm.
..but it's me and Claudia's relationship.
Maybe just keep your nose out of it a little bit,
in the nicest way possible.
I like the brown.
Oh, thank you.
I agree with everything you said, basically, down there.
I was, like... It didn't look like it.
I know, but now, like, me reflecting on it,
I was, like... I was influenced by Phoebe
and kind of like what she had to say.
OK. This has happened a lot of times, though.
With Phoebe? In general, with your friends.
Who?
With a lot of arguments that we've had, yes, they're my fault.
Yeah. I've told you that down there.
But, like, they influence a lot. Oh, OK.
And it's really irritating. Yeah.
So, what's gonna happen now?
Are you gonna talk to Phoebe or me? Do you want to talk to her together?
Yep.
Yeah, I think Phoebe definitely does tell me stuff I don't need to know
and I don't think I want to know.
MITCHELL: What's happening? Nothing much.
Phoebe, let's go for a chat.
PHOEBE: OK.
I'll get a photo when we get back.
Claudia and Austen pulled me for a chat at the fire pit
and it was so terrifying
because they made me sit in between the two of them.
I just want to start by saying I love you, you're a good friend.
I'm not a good friend.
But you have pissed me the fuck off today.
Yeah. Like, a lot. Yeah. I know.
I'm just so annoyed that everything I say is always going back to them
and I feel like your opinion does make him do things
and think about things and influence him in a way...
Yep. ..that affects us.
It is 'he said, she said', you know...
Yeah.
..and it has just frustrated the fuck out of me today.
Like, I would never do that to you. Yeah.
Honestly, I don't know what I was thinking when I went to the boys.
Like, I don't have an excuse for it and I am sorry.
Obviously, I was in the wrong
and accidentally started a fight that was not necessary.
It was kind of like a wake-up call for me because I'm, like,
"Oh, Phoebe, maybe you shouldn't get involved
"in everyone else's business in here."
"Like, you've got your own things to worry about."
I literally, like, take 100% responsibility.
Like, I honestly just want you guys to stop fighting
because I honestly feel like this is my fault
and, like, please don't listen to me.
I'm, like, literally a fuckin'... No. ..fruit loop.
I understand that you have my best interests at heart
and, like, I love you for that. Yeah.
I think for the future, definitely, like...maybe, like, don't tell me.
I won't. (LAUGHS) Don't worry.
I will not ever tell you anything again.
Try to steer clear of that for now.
I think that's the wisest option for me.
So are we good? I'm perfect.
OK. If you're happy...
I don't want you to be angry at me 'cause...
We're not angry at you. Well, I'm not angry.
I was never angry at you. I don't think I was angry at you. I know.
Totally fine. Yeah.
As long as it's water under the bridge. Yeah.
This is... Oh, thank god.
I can breathe. My tummy hurts. I'm getting tummy pains.
Let's all move on and be happy
because I just don't have time to be sad and angry
and I don't want to get wrinkles.
NARRATOR: Alright, enough of this stinkin' drama.
Let's get back to some stinkin' romance.
You've got smelly breath. No, I'm joking. (LAUGHS)
I'm actually trying really hard to not get foundation on you.
I think today has been, like, the first day
Mitch and I have kind of spent, like,
most of our time with each other.
Ew. Weirdo.
(LAUGHS)
I'm really enjoying, you know, having him by my side again
because I have so much history with Mitch.
You look nice. You didn't say I look nice.
Because I was waiting for you to say I look nice.
I was waiting for you to say I look nice.
Yeah, but I'm a girl. But I'm a boy.
I don't care. I don't care. (LAUGHS)
This is a cool outfit. THIS is a cool outfit.
I thought you would've liked this. I thought you would've liked THIS.
Cameraman Steve, they did not win season three!
Come on!
CALLUM: Don't overthink. You're an overthinker.
MADDY: I can't help it. You're really bad.
It's my personality. You're really bad.
Hey!
Oh, look, this is where our first chat was. How cute.
Cute?
I just wanted to have a bit of a chat,
see how you've been feeling the last couple of days
'cause I think, obviously, like, we've had about three days,
four days together now.
I'm not one to, like... Like, I'm a bit of a slow burner.
I'm not one to, like, rush into anything.
Yeah. But I feel like... Yeah.
..it's kind of hard in this environment
because you obviously get to know someone so quickly... Mmm.
..but, yeah, I feel like we're vibing.
Yeah, me too. You know? Me too. Yeah.
I'm actually enjoying just having your presence, like, around. Yeah.
And, like, I like that, even if it's just, like,
in the pool or something like that. I know.
When you're, like, around, I just feel good. You do? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, good. I feel the same. And I think it's...
Yeah, I just... I just... Yeah.
Part of me just wishes you were just, like, in here sooner.
I just wish you were in here sooner.
If I came in on day one and Mads was in here day one,
it'd be game over, red rover.
I'd be choosing her and I think I'd be set on her for the whole journey
because so far, you know, she's done nothing wrong.
She is just banging.
She's got the looks, she's got the chat, the personality,
like, all of it.
So, to be fair, I don't think this island can have any hotter bird,
so I'll just be set on that one bird for the whole journey, to be honest.
I don't think I tell you enough.
Like, I tell everybody else, like, how I'm feeling
but I'm not the one to, like, usually tell someone
how I'm actually feeling...
I feel like I keep my cards close to my chest as well, though.
Yeah. Yeah.
But I think I need to, like, yeah, start, like,
being a little bit more vulnerable, I should say.
But when you came in, it's put, like, a spring in my step again.
Mmm. I wake up. Like, I'm happy, you know what I mean?
And then, like, when we get ready, I'm excited to see you.
I'm excited to see you, like,
come down in your outfits and stuff like that.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like... Yeah, I know. No...
I'm on the same page, I feel. I'm happy.
Yeah, me too. Me too. Give me a kiss.
Obviously, Mads coming in this late
is definitely the ending that I wanted.
It was definitely worth the wait.
We're vibing from the same page.
# We lost so much
# In the fire of time... #
What's up, brother?
# But something about you
# Has got me feeling alive... #
It definitely does feel like me and Claudia have managed
to kind of just settle everything and work it all out.
I think the conflict that we have in here
just proves that we can resolve things very, very quickly...
Go brush your teeth.
..and I cannot wait to see us on the outside world.
I'm gonna brush my teeth because I want to...
(LAUGHS) ..not 'cause you told me to.
Mmm... OK.
Goodnight. Goodnight, mate.
See you in the morning.
Going to bed again with Tina tonight on the tepee...
Tomorrow's a new start
and get to wake up next to Tina, so I'm not complaining.
I actually did have a nice day, though.
Yeah, because you got to spend it with me.
It was just nice to, like, have you there.
I feel like I haven't really had that in a while.
Even though this isn't the journey or experience I expected,
it is really nice to have found, you know, your person in the villa.
Titch is back. (LAUGHS)
I didn't expect that to be with Mitch
but I'm really enjoying, you know, having him by my side again.
# There must be magic
# Inside your bones... #
Whoo! Goodnight.
Goodnight, brother.
Congratulations on today. Congrats!
If you'd told me before entering the villa
that I would be sleeping with the girlfriend by this point,
I would've said no way in hell.
Let's not waste any time. Come on.
But I'm over the moon about it.
Come here.
I AM going to bed with a boyfriend. It still doesn't feel real.
Like, I keep randomly making comments, like,
"Oh, my boyfriend" and I'm just, like... (LAUGHS)
"I've got a boyfriend. Ha-ha."
Best day ever.
We've come so far, haven't we?
Really? Yeah.
(LAUGHS) Aw.
Let's have a beer.
Oh! Yay!
(BOTH LAUGH)
# There must be magic
# Inside your bones
# When I get lost, dear
# I'm not alone
# You feel like home
# You feel like home... #
# Let's love Let's love
# Let's love
# I will never leave your side, My love
# Standing right beside you Is enough
# Call on me if you feel any pain
# Call to me I'll run to you again
# You show up Like I show up
# And I'll keep showing up For you...
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(HEARTBEATS)
(HEARTBEATS QUICKEN)
(CLINK)
# You can count on me...
(SLOW-MO FOOTSTEPS)
# And I can count on you
# Let's love Let's love
(MUSIC SWELLS DRAMATICALLY)
# Let's love Let's love
VOICEOVER: The greatest search for true love...
Hi!
(SOBBING)
..is coming.
# Let's love
(GASPS)
Wow!
WOMAN: Love is a beautiful thing.
Just grab it.
# Let's love Let's love. #
NARRATOR: The villa is not always a pleasant place to be in the mornings
and I'll explain why through the medium of science and song.
# Morning after, dehydration food digestion and gestation
# Leads to smelly exhalations No escape, no ventilation
# Except for Titch Outdoor location
# For the rest, incarceration
# We need colonic irrigation Oral hygiene reformation. #
Come on, guys. That's gross.
You're gonna have to make it up to the girls.
Get them breakfast or something.
Mitch? What?
Come here for a sec.
(EXHALES)
You know what I think we should do today?
Mmm. I reckon we should, like...
OK. OK? OK. Yeah.
Don't tell the girls.
Nothing to the girls. OK. OK.
Who doesn't love a brunch?
And when you're with your man and he can cook you brunch,
I think it's game over.
Everyone's got a role. Everyone's got a role.
Alright. I'll do smoothies. Yeah, you do smoothies.
I could do coffees. I'll whisk the eggs.
You make the coffees. I'll do the pancakes.
That's all I know how to do. You do pancakes.
Someone's gotta cook the eggs. I can cook the eggs.
You cook the eggs.
Yeah, baby.
(EGG FALLS) Oooh...
Who was that? Who was that? (LAUGHS)
I think for saying 'too many chefs spoil the broth',
that was definitely relevant in all the boys in the kitchen.
You suck.
(EGG FALLS) Oh!
Fuck!
Oh, my god! Fuck!
What did you do?
It's meant to be in my hand! Shit everywhere.
Every day you do that. Oh, my god.
This is the first time I've done this! Clean it.
CALLUM: It would be good if we had two of those.
I'm no Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen,
do you know what I mean, so I was nervous.
# I've been working all day and night Focused on my bank accounts
# Can't lie, I just don't look right when I'm rocking hand-me-downs... #
Tip. That's it. That's it.
Oh! (EXCLAIMS)
That was easy. Bosh!
I was impressed.
WOMAN: I smell burning. WOMAN: What's going on?
Mitchell. Hello.
Did any of you wash your hands before preparing?
What did you say? No!
I did. Thank you, Austen.
What?
I am scared we're gonna get food poisoning.
(COUGHS)
Fuckin' hell. How long did that take to make?
(LAUGHS)
I think every guy put a bit of themselves into their dish,
which was really nice.
Hugh did a nice face. So did Callum.
It took a while drawing her name in chocolate spread.
That took longer than actually making the food, to be honest.
Is it Jess? Yes.
JESS: Here we go.
That's so cute.
Oh, yay!
What am I gonna eat it with?
(LAUGHS) All good, babe.
Thank you. The pancakes are still coming.
I've cooked breakfast plenty of times for Tina in the outside world.
Oh, my god. The eggs actually taste really good.
I know how she likes her coffee, with a bit of sweetener.
What can I say, maybe there's plenty more breakfasts to come.
Got a little bit of a masterpiece here.
What has he whipped up?
I know we said we both love the little cheeky emoji
with the tongue out the side, so I have re-created it.
(OTHERS EXCLAIM) Eh!
(LAUGHTER) That's so cute!
(WOMEN EXCLAIM AND LAUGH)
Oh, you wrote my name!
Thanks, Al. WOMAN: That's so nice.
Bon appetit.
Al, you spelt my name wrong!
Oh, great.
(LAUGHS)
Oh, that's cute!
That is amazing!
That is restaurant-quality right there. Is it?
Phoebe has a lot of high expectations
but I think for me, I think she lowers them a little bit,
so we meet somewhere in the middle and then we're both happy.
I'm nervous.
There's probably a dick on it.
Oh! That's cute!
I feel like there was creativity, there was a little bit of colour
but, I mean, there could've been a little bit more on the plate.
I don't know if he was trying to put me on a diet.
I mean, an extra pancake wouldn't have hurt.
This one tasted best, so... Oh!
He's got a flower garnish.
Oh, that looks actually like a cafe one.
This looks fantastic. That looks really good.
The fact that Austen's done that,
he's, like, worn off, like, his romantic side to all of us boys
and, yeah, we're all in the good books today for sure now.
Brothers, I hope to fuck this isn't gonna be hard clean up
because this is a fucking shitshow.
AL: Holy fuck.
# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
NARRATOR: After grilling them breakfast
and treating the girls to mugs of coffee,
the girls are treating the boys... like mugs
and giving them a grilling of their own.
I just think we need to write the questions down.
I think we're overthinking.
They're just gonna, like, blurt out stupid answers anyway.
So I've come up with an idea to play a little game with the boys
and it's a quiz called How Well Do You Know Your Missus?
WOMAN: What would we want to ask them?
What is your partner's favourite cuisine?
The boys, yes, they put in the effort
but how much are they actually listening?
We don't know.
I feel like we need to make them juicier.
What's a juicy one?
What's your biggest turn-on in bed?
To be honest, Al is not a good listener,
so I had very low expectations.
Three... Don't pop it.
..two, one.
Yes!
NARRATOR: Jordan will be quizmaster
because he's now single after his girl, Phoebe H, left...alone...
in tears.
JORDAN: Alright, boys,
today we're gonna play How Well Do You Know Your Missus?
(LAUGHTER) Hey!
You've got adv...
You've been together for...
Yeah, so it's gonna be more offensive if he does bad.
MITCH: Yeah, so the pressure's more on me.
Mitch should know me pretty well by now,
so if he gets any answers wrong, I'm gonna be taking note.
First question is, what is your partner's favourite cuisine?
Tina told me her favourite food's pasta
but I know from experience she likes to get Thai.
That was a really good answer.
OTHERS: Oooh! Austen?
OK, I'm gonna say...
Australian or...
I'm gonna say Italian.
Italian? Yep.
It's wrong. Oh!
I think he just took the cheap way out and guessed Italian
because I'm Italian.
Sorry, Nonna, but it's not.
Hugh?
Like, dumplings and Asian stuff
and, like, and assortment of random stuff.
Hugh did get my cuisine right, which was really nice.
Yeah. Asian food.
Callum, pressure's on. I know this answer.
Jordan knows it.
Yeah, Thai. Thai.
I'd say Italian. Italian.
JESS: Jordan swept in and got the answer right.
I was, like, "Mate, Mr Love Island's gonna steal your girl, Callum."
Next question, boys. Have a think about this.
What is your partner's favourite sex position?
Fuck. Perfect. Alright.
I loved watching the boys squirm in their seat.
Doggy. No.
MITCHELL: Doggy. PHOEBE: No.
CLAUDIA: Come on, boys. How do you not know?
What's your partner's biggest turn-on?
Dry-humping.
(OTHERS LAUGH) MAN: Oh, just to be fair...
No. No?
Mitch, you should know this.
MITCH: I feel like... I feel like you like eye contact.
What?
Tina's biggest turn-on and I said eye contact,
so I'm not sure what I was thinking there.
Maybe she just gets lost in MY eyes.
What's your partner's go-to cocktail?
Basic.
It's espresso martini. Well done.
With eye contact.
(ALL LAUGH)
HUGH: It's a French martini and the shape of the glasses turn you on.
Yeah, I love the shape of martini glasses.
MAN: Bro!
There's a huge green tick for Hugh,
how well he's listened to me and he absolutely killed it.
I want to say one of her drinks that she likes is a Midori splice.
Yes.
Oh, wait. It's Malibu. Well, no.
That's not a cocktail. But that's...
It was a pina colada, wasn't it? Yes, it's a pina colada, Hugh!
(WOMEN CHEER AND APPLAUD)
Who is your partner's celebrity hall pass?
Callum. Callum.
I don't know celebrities I don't know.
Just guess. Take a wild guess. Fucking...
I'll say Zac Efron. Yes!
(OTHERS EXCLAIM)
Jordan's cutting my grass and he knows she's Astroturf,
so I don't know why he's even bothering
'cause Astroturf doesn't grow, therefore doesn't need to be cut.
NARRATOR: Coming up, Austen's grand gesture.
Yes!
There's something I need to tell her.
It's very, very important.
(CLEARS THROAT) Why are you doing your nervous tic?
Oh, my god!
It was, like, the most perfect, romantic thing ever.
# I want to go crazy Crazy with you
# Hit the dancefloor Tear the club up
# Sing the night away Let's go crazy... #
NARRATOR: After a memorable journey with Claudia,
Austen's planning a declaration of surrender...of, I mean, love.
He's surrendering to love.
Austen sought the help of two of the finest minds in the villa.
What do you want to call it? Like, ideas.
Yeah. Romantic ideas.
They were unavailable, so Mitch and Callum stepped in.
I have to write something. Should we do it in the bedroom?
Yeah, should we all go to the bedroom? Yeah.
I want to do something really, really special for Claudia today
because I feel as if there's something I need to tell her
that's very, very important.
Do you want to start writing what you're gonna say?
Yeah, I'm writing what I'm gonna say right now.
I am so, so stressed to tell Claudia how I feel
because I've never said I love you to anyone before.
"It's just the beginning for us."
"It's just the beginning and we will make many more..."
"Our fond memories in here are just the beginning
"for what I can only imagine is in store for us."
Yes. That just came out of my mouth!
That was very, very good, Callum. (LAUGHS)
Me and the boys are brainstorming so much.
You've got roses? Yeah, like, roses everywhere.
You guys are in charge of the bubble baths.
Yep. How high do the bubbles go?
You don't want bubbles too much 'cause the bubbles come off... Yeah.
Then you've got a lot of tidying up to do. Yeah.
We can't help you with that one.
I was, like, "Listen, I trust no other guys to do it but youse."
Oh...
Oh, that's frothing. That's frothing.
CLAUDIA: Where's Austen?
I have no fuckin' idea.
He's been missing for a while now.
I don't want the broken ones.
It was the most nerve-racking platter I have ever made.
Holy fricken balls.
I was, like, sweating.
I was proper sweating of, like, how stressed I was.
It's a special moment
and, like, I do want everything to look as perfect as it can be.
# I want to give you my love Give you my love... #
Yes!
I think we should have more rose petals, if I'm honest with you.
Yeah, like, a lot more here. I think it looks fucking sick, bro.
Yeah, it does. Yeah, so it's really good.
Yeah, it's... Yeah?
My body is feeling some type of weight.
OK.
Nervousness but then it's butterflies.
Like to vomit possibly but I've got to hold it...
Like, there was just so many emotions.
What's another two-letter word? E...
'In'. 'To'.
MAN: What?
Claudia, do you want to come with me?
Yes.
Come. Why are you so dramatic?
I'm gonna close your eyes. Wait, what?
But I'm gonna guide you, OK? Wait. Why?
Yeah. I didn't think this was...
No, don't peek.
(EXHALES)
Why are you breathing so hard?
You're right. Now I'm scared.
(CLEARS THROAT) Why are you doing your nervous tic?
I knew something was going on
because he does this nervous tic where he goes... (CLEARS THROAT)
and he did it and I was, like, "What's going on?
"Something's going on." (LAUGHS)
What is it? Is it a bath?
Oh, my god! Is that fucking roses?
Yeah. Shut up!
Yes. Shut up!
This is our bath. This is real roses!
Yeah. What the fuck!
Oh, my god! (LAUGHS)
I love this so much.
This is... No-one's ever done this for me.
It was so fricken adorable!
It was so cute! I was just, like...
This is so fucking cute. This is for you.
The most perfect romantic thing ever.
When did you come up with this and...
(GASPS) (LAUGHS)
It was good while it lasted. (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Oh, my god!
There's also a bath bomb in here. Is there?
Yeah, lavender.
Do you do this stuff on the outside as well? Mmm.
Do you actually? Yeah.
(LAUGHS) Oh, my god!
Hello. Hello.
Welcome. Bubbles.
(LAUGHS) Is that a platter? Yeah.
Shut up! Austen made it all himself.
Oh, my god. (LAUGHS) Enjoy your lunches.
Thank you, guys. I appreciate youse.
You don't even say thank you? Oh... Thank you.
I think I'm gonna cry. This is so fuckin' cute.
What the hell! (LAUGHS)
And my heart was literally about to come out of my mouth.
Like, I was genuinely so nervous.
Cheers.
# I swear to God, when I come home
# I'm gonna hold you so close... #
There was a reason why I did this
and I actually have a speech prepared...
so I'm gonna read the speech...
Oh, no, don't. I want to cry. (CLEARS THROAT)
No, no, no, I don't want to hear it. (CLEARS THROAT)
Well, tough titties. You're gonna hear it. (LAUGHS)
My heart is fuckin' racing right now.
(LAUGHS) OK.
"Claudia, from the moment I spoke to you, you made me feel like a child,
"happy, jittery and warm.
"I knew I could see something so special in us.
"You are truly my dream girl.
"From your laugh to your smile..."
Don't say my nose.
"From your nose to your one pink painted toenail..."
(LAUGHS)
"And we can't forget how hot you look when you're jealous."
(LAUGHS)
"People say when you're in love you will know.
"I never understood that until now.
"Claudia, I love you..."
(LAUGHS)
"..and I can't wait to continue sharing every moment together."
I'm not crying.
(LAUGHS)
Can you say it again? I love you.
I love you too.
Yahhhh! She said it back.
# We're falling like the stars
# Falling in love... #
This is so cute!
I've wanted to say those three words for so long.
I've got bubbles everywhere. (LAUGHS)
Thank you.
This is, like, the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
(LAUGHS)
(KISS)
(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)
Hey! Oh!
(WHISTLING) What's happening?
Nothing much.
How's your arvo been? Pretty good. Good.
So I kind of confessed to Claudia that I love her.
(CHEERING)
So, did she say it back?
She did, actually. (CHEERING)
It makes your heart tingle.
I mean, I couldn't be happier for both of them
and to see if people fall in love, like, first-hand is just amazing.
That's awesome. Fucking hell.
CALLUM: Oh, you're getting shy, Austen.
(LAUGHTER)
I've never seen you get shy before.
She's blushing. WOMAN: Congrats!
You guys seem very happy. Yeah. We are.
Smitten. (LAUGHS)
Yeah, it was great.
It's... Oh, it's... It's so nice. It's so good. I love it.
NARRATOR: Coming up...
AL: I've decided to make a little surprise for Jess.
(GASPS) I want you to sit down...
What is it? (LAUGHS)
..Jess says 'I do-ey' to a shoey.
It was actually really, really sweet.
That's it. That's it. Now, get all of it.
NARRATOR: While the beefcakes get buff,
Professor Callum conducts vital research
comparing his two most trusted romantic lubricants.
What's the difference between butter and margarine?
It's not dairy. Butter is better than margarine.
Margarine isn't dairy. It's, like, plant-based.
What's plant-based? Margarine. It's not from a cow.
(LAUGHS) It's not.
The difference between butter and margarine,
I think we worked out today that margarine comes from a cow
and butter comes from milk...
No, the milk is a cow.
How can any of it come from a cow?
Because there's milk in butter. It's dairy. Butter is dairy.
Oh, I didn't know... I didn't know they came from cows.
What do you think dairy comes from, mate?
Yeah, obviously cows, but I didn't know butter was considered dairy.
I thought dairy was yoghurt and that.
Butter is off cream, basically. Is that right?
Yuck! Is it? Is that right? Yeah.
Obviously it comes from a cow,
it starts with a cow, becomes milk, then it probably goes...
It turns into yoghurt, then it probably turns into ice cream
and then it probably just turns into cheese or something, I don't know.
If it's... If it's butter and it's hard to scoop...
(LAUGHS)
I think I just lost a brain cell.
(LAUGHS)
Actually, ice cream would be last.
I think ice cream come out of the cow last.
I don't know.
NARRATOR: Australian Dairy Council,
I give you your new spokesperson, 'Calcium Cal'.
Make it happen.
Now, love it isn't a competition, except on this show, where it is
and Al's hunting a podium finish.
Claudia and Austen killed it
and I was, like, alright, "Now I've got a live up to that"
and it made me feel like I've really got to do something great for Jess
and so my brain started ticking.
Alright, Al.
Poetry, flowers, handmade jewellery, make an origami heart,
spell Jess's name in candles, ask producers for champagne.
Endless possibilities. It's your time to shine.
So I decided to make a little surprise for Jess.
Yeah?
Like, an omelette.
Oh, for shite's sake!
Well, I guess he picked it because he's an omelette maestro.
So, I've never made an omelette before.
I give up!
I don't really know what I'm doing.
I just know how you have to whisk some eggs together.
Alright, so, have you got milk in there? Yep.
How many eggs have you got there? Two. Two eggs?
Thankfully, Hugh here knew how to make an omelette
and he helped me a lot.
Alright, do you want to fold it or do you want to have it flat?
I'll go flat, yeah. OK.
Put some cheese on there, bro.
It's better than putting it fully out.
He pretty much did most of it for me.
Yeah, nice, bro.
The secret to an omelette is just presentation and lots of cheese.
That's all that matters, really.
Jess, do you wanna go for a chat? JESS: OK.
I need to speak to you about something important.
No, but seriously, it's like something...
I really wanted to say something to you. OK.
It's been on my mind for a little bit.
OK.
(GASPS) I want you to sit down...
What is it? (BOTH LAUGH)
Like, I'm scared, Al. (LAUGHS)
I thought I was trouble!
OK, I want you to sit down first.
OK. Alright.
So... Oh, my god!
This looks so good! Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, don't look at anything just yet. OK, OK.
(LAUGHS) OK. (LAUGHS)
"Dear Jess, when I first met you, I was nothing but impressed
"But at times our relationship turned into a mess..."
(LAUGHS)
"I'm glad I didn't swap you out for the rest
"Because you were the best and it wasn't because of your breasts."
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
"I love when you talk about anime
"Even though sometimes I want to run away."
(LAUGHS)
"After our time in the hideaway
"There was no chance I would let you walk away."
Aw!
To hear him come out with a poem about us
was actually really, really sweet.
"But all banter aside, I never want to leave your side."
Oh, Al!
She was so over the moon
and that was just the beginning of what I'm about to surprise her with.
Thanks for being with me. No way!
(LAUGHS) I made an omelette. OK. Can I eat it?
Yeah, you can eat it.
It says 'thanks' in tomato sauce because thank you for being with me.
Let me know how it tastes.
Mmm.
Al can't cook but he's good-looking and funny, so it's fine.
Without further ado...
(RATTLING)
I'll get the shoe out of here.
Why is the shoe cold? To just keep it cold.
Oh, OK.
So I'll make a toast to new beginnings, our relationship
and I'm really happy with you
and you're someone really special to me, Jess,
and you mean a lot to me. Aw!
You too, Al.
So let's do it the right way by having a shoey.
Cheers! Cheers!
# I see all your love, all your love... #
That's it. That's it. Now, get all of it.
Yeah!
Oh, my goodness, you're special. (LAUGHS)
Like, the shoey, it was, like, both of us, we just became one.
It was a very symbolic moment.
That was hectic!
Did you like that? That was mad!
Now you've done the shoey, it's official.
It's official? Yeah.
# I see only your love
# Only your love in technicolour... #
This is romantic. Yeah, it is mad.
(BOTH LAUGH) When 'shoe' become one.
Speaking of love, it really is everywhere you look in the villa,
the love of one partner for another,
the love of getting together at night in the spirit of celebration,
the love of a random single guy for the people he ditched his missus for.
I just want to say a toast,
so I want to do a cheers to third-wheeling.
(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)
No, but I just want to congratulate our new lovebirds,
Austen and Claudia.
(CHEERING) Very happy for you both.
You're an amazing couple together. Everything, it just works.
Best time ever. Let's absolutely crack into it tonight.
(CHEERING)
HUGH: Let's kill it, 'ledge'.
AL: Did you like the surprise today? JESS: Yeah.
Yeah? I didn't expect it.
Really? Yeah. I didn't expect it.
Aw.
I didn't think you'd come up with that.
That's the first of many surprises. First of many?
Yeah. Yeah?
We're cute.
(MOBILE PHONE BLEEPS) Yeah.
Oh...
I got a text! OTHERS: Oooh!
Good news, good news.
"All islanders to the fire pit immediately."
MAN: Oooh.
MAN: Shit, eh?
Fucking hell.
Uh-oh. Fix your bum hole. (LAUGHS)
Nerves.
# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
# There's something in those eyes
# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
# I can't take no more lies
# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
# I need to know just why
# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
# There's something in those eyes... #
Coming up, the return of the Monk spells an emotional farewell.
PHOEBE: You've literally been, like,
the best friend I could ever ask for in here.
NARRATOR: The islanders have been summoned to the fire pit
and have no clue what's going on, which is pretty standard,
but they'll find out once we bring on the Monk!
(RAP SONG PLAYS)
# They ain't ready for you
# They-they-they ain't ready for you
# They ain't ready for you... #
SOPHIE: Hello, everyone. ISLANDERS: Hi.
Mitch and Phoebe... Yeah.
..I heard it's official, is it? It is.
It is, yes. That's so exciting.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Couldn't be happier.
And Al and Jess, I saw you did a shoey together.
JESS: Yeah. (LAUGHTER)
A shoey of love. AL: That's it.
Very romantic. A shoey of love. Yep.
First of many. Yeah, that's when you know.
(LAUGHTER)
Was it a special moment for you, Jess?
It was magic.
(LAUGHTER)
And Claudia and Austen, I heard there was three special words in a bath.
(LAUGHS) And it wasn't 'pass the soap'.
What was it? (LAUGHTER)
No, me and Claudia, yeah, we told each other we love each other.
That's so full on! Yeah.
Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you.
It gives me goose bumps. That's what it's all about here.
There's so much love in the villa tonight.
There is.
And then I turn up and ruin it all for you.
(LAUGHTER)
OK, islanders, let's get down to business.
There are currently five couples in the villa.
Madeline and Callum,
Stella and Hugh,
Jessica and Al...
# Maybe I could ease your mind... #
..Claudia and Austen...
Phoebe and Mitchell.
# Tell you how the story ends... #
And there are three singles - Tina...
# All I want is love to set on fire... #
Jordan.
And Mitch.
# Because we're not quite finished yet... #
You already know that there are no more bombs coming in
and that means the winners of Love Island
are sitting in front of me right now.
But who will that couple be?
Tonight is the final re-coupling.
# Oooh-oooh Oooh-oooh
# It's the final battle... #
It's time to lock in who you want to go all the way with.
# Oooh-oooh, oooh-oooh Just one more victory... #
If you are not in a couple by the end of tonight,
you will be dumped from the island.
Boys, please stand on the stairs and face the girls.
('FIRE COMING' BY SATV MUSIC PLAYS)
Girls, for the last time, it's time to couple up.
# There's a fire coming... #
Claudia, you're up first.
Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
I would like to couple up with this boy because he gives me butterflies
every single time he looks at me.
I thank God every single day that I've met him.
He is everything I've ever wanted in a guy.
I just never thought I would find it.
I'm completely infatuated with him and I'm glad he is too.
# Could you be different? Could you be true?
# I'm looking for someone Could it be you? #
And I'm so excited for the outside
to actually, you know, live our life together.
The boy I would like to couple up with is...
# So, believe me when I tell you that I'm looking for a love... #
..Austen.
# That's real
# That's real... #
(LAUGHS)
Were you shocked? Yeah, I was.
Oh, my god, I was so shocked. I thought you were gonna say Jordan.
(LAUGHTER) Just jokes, Jordan.
(LAUGHS)
Austen, how do you feel hearing that?
No, I can't wait for the outside world as well
and there's many more memories to come.
Aw. That's so sweet.
# I'm looking for a love that's real. #
Jessica, you're up.
Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
I'd like to couple up with this boy
because I'm really starting to see a future with him outside the villa.
He puts up with me when I go on my rampages and he does it with grace.
What we have is really special
and he's really funny and extra good-looking.
(LAUGHS) He's a weapon.
(LAUGHS) Oooh.
I came in here with a purpose, which is to find someone
and I feel like I've found it.
So the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
Al.
('GOOD VIBES, TAN LINES' BY THOMAS FRINKING AND ROCHELLE DIAMANTE PLAYS)
Oh, Jordan, you've missed out again. (LAUGHTER)
So close every time. Do you get a turn tonight?
(LAUGHTER)
If I did, I'd pick you. Oh, thank you.
(LAUGHTER)
Al, how was that to hear?
AL: Yeah, I loved it. You're a weapon, are you?
Oh, yeah, I'm a weapon and she's a bazooka.
(LAUGHTER) OK.
Tina, please stand up.
(LAUGHS) Fucking hell.
Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
I would like to couple with this boy
because each day in the villa, we've grown closer
and been drawn to each other
and I'd be lying if I didn't think
that there was still something special between us
and I'm excited that we get to have another go at this
in the place where it all began.
So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
Mitch.
# I need your love
# But you know everything just seems to pass me by
# I feel like I can fly Baby, just one touch... #
I mean, Romeo and Juliet, Jay Z and Beyonce...
(LAUGHS) ..and now Mitch and Tina.
(LAUGHTER)
Welcome to the list of iconic couples.
(LAUGHTER)
Why are you so obsessed with me?
(LAUGHTER) Jordan, you missed out again.
I reckon the next one I've got it. You reckon?
If Phoebe goes. (LAUGHTER)
Head to:
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from the villa, thanks to Oporto.
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
NARRATOR: It's the final re-coupling
and whoever is left single will be dumped
and if your brain can't figure out who that's likely to be,
then you're perfect for this show and should consider applying.
Phoebe, please stand up.
Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
I would like to couple up with this boy because he's my boyfriend,
so it would be a bit rough if I didn't. (LAUGHS)
No, honestly, I've found everything I could've ever hoped and wished for
and I honestly feel so blessed and lucky
that I get to call this boy mine.
So the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
Mitchell.
# So I choose you
# Yeah, I choose you... #
Oh...
Mitchell? Yeah?
Are you gonna save in your phone boyfriend and girlfriend?
(LAUGHS) No. That's cringe. No.
Is it? OK, I've gotta change mine.
(LAUGHTER)
Jordan, you're running out of chances.
JORDAN: Yeah, I know.
There's two to go. Three.
Oh, three... (LAUGHTER)
I think my husband would be a bit upset.
Madeline, please stand up.
Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
I would like to couple up with this boy
because I feel like as soon as I set foot in the villa,
we hit it off straight away and I feel like we laugh 24/7.
We have such similar personalities
and I'm very excited to see where it goes.
So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
Callum.
# Want to give you my love
# I just want to give you
# Want to give you my love... #
Callum, you waited a long time for this one, didn't you?
(LAUGHS) Felt like forever, but, yeah.
Yeah.
Save the best till last, that's what they say, so...
That's exactly right. Yeah.
Jordan and Hugh, one of you is about to be dumped from the island tonight.
Good luck, guys.
Stella, please stand up.
Stella, which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
I would like to couple up with this boy
because ever since he's arrived in this villa,
he's shown me nothing but kindness, care, lots of happiness and fun.
I've been waiting my whole Love Island journey
for a connection like that,
so it would be silly of me not to explore it further.
So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
Hugh.
# There's something in the air Can you feel it? #
Well, Hugh, your family's really come in here and rustled things up, hey?
I reckon. (LAUGHS)
And Stella, are you glad you waited? Yeah.
It's been a long journey, so it feels like...
You know, it feels like it's going on the right path,
so that's really nice.
Great.
JORDAN: Time's come. Yeah. (LAUGHS)
Oh, Jordan, did you see that coming?
No, I was very surprised with that one.
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
Yeah, no, being third-wheeling all week. Yeah. So, yeah.
Oh, you've done so well.
Yeah, it's been amazing to watch, you know, some of these OGs
and the connections they've formed.
I've loved it every way, you know. Cool.
Obviously, my Love Island journey finished when Phoebe H left
but I still had a journey in here with the others, so...
Yeah. ..that was great.
Well, I have to say, unfortunately, you have been left single
and you are now dumped from the island.
Yep.
You've got 30 minutes to say goodbye
and then it will be time to leave the villa.
Before I go, I want to see the sexy lion.
(LAUGHTER) I haven't seen it in real life.
Please. Come on, Jordo!
WOMAN: Come on, Jordan!
Alright.
Come on, Jordan! Oh, yes.
(LAUGHTER)
Whoo-hoo! Wow! Thank you.
(LAUGHTER) Legend.
That's the hottest circus I've seen.
Thank you, Jordan. No worries at all.
You've been amazing.
Thank you, guys. I'll see you very soon.
Well done. Bye.
Who wants the first one? (CHEERING)
WOMAN: All of us.
Jordan! See you, Stella.
Thank you for everything. Thank you.
Good luck with Hugh. Thank you.
I like Jordan a lot and I know it's OK and I know he's OK
but I just look back at all of our memories
and, like, now it's a memory.
Like, that moment of, like, Jordan has come to an end.
Alright, let's pack the bags, eh? Yeah. Let's do it.
Super happy.
(CRIES) It's hard, eh?
(CRIES)
It's a weird feeling because, like, I'm so happy
but I'm crying, you know what I mean?
(CRIES)
Honestly, like, I cherish every moment in here.
Like, it's been unreal. It's been crazy.
I'll cherish it forever
and, yeah, it's time for the third wheel to leave
so that they can all crack on with their relationships.
Yeah, stick together. Yeah.
Bros before hoes always. (LAUGHTER)
Hello. Do you want to go for last chat?
Yeah, let's go. Go for it, bro.
PHOEBE: Jords is obviously my best friend in the villa
and he's been there for me since day one.
Like, we're both OGs
and he's, like, literally been my rock and my support
through the whole thing
so, yeah, it's not nice to see him go.
Obviously I'm gonna miss you. Yeah, I know.
I'm gonna miss you too so much. Mmm. But I also just want to...
I want to cry so much. (LAUGHS) Don't cry.
(CRIES) I just want to thank you.
(LAUGHS) Oh!
I really wanted to thank you
for literally being, like, the best friend I could ever ask for in here.
Like, I wouldn't have made it through this whole fricken journey
if it wasn't for you.
You know, it was just so nice to have that, like, girl opinion too.
Like, I've always had that in my life too, so, yeah.
Yeah. (BOTH LAUGH)
Aw, I love you. I love you too.
You become so close with everyone here.
You become like a family and, you know,
when one of you leave, yeah, it gets...it gets tough.
It's been amazing, boys.
Yeah, what a fucking... What a ride.
(CRIES)
I said I wouldn't cry.
(EXHALES)
I'm glad I was here to, like, see you and Claudia today
and then you and Phoebe yesterday, so...
Yeah, so...
Give me a hug. (LAUGHS)
Oh!
Love you, bro. Love you too, man.
He's such a top bloke. Like, I wish him...
Oh, my god.
I wish him nothing but the best because he's, like, one of a kind.
Like, his soul is so pure and I think that's very, very rare.
(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)
Come on, group hug! Group hug.
Good luck on your Love Island journey.
Yeah. (LAUGHTER)
And I'll see youse on the outside world.
See you soon.
See youse later.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) MAN: Love you, brother.
See you, Jordy.
I knew getting dumped tonight was happening.
I've been third-wheeling for a couple of days with everyone.
Obviously, Phoebe H leaving and I decided to stick around
and I don't regret that decision.
I'm feeling rapt, be honest.
I've had the best experience in here, met so many friends,
whether they were girls or boys.
I can't wait to get out into the real world with the boys
and run amok.
# This is the beginning of the end... #
NARRATOR: And see Phoebe H too, right?
Right?
Oh, my god! Special delivery...
We have a baby to look after! Yay!
The islanders learn the joy of parenting...
Here comes the aeroplane!
(SCREAMS) OK. Everyone's been dropped as a baby.
I've not been dropped as a baby... Oh, maybe I have.
You've been dropped as a baby, for sure.
..before Sophie surprises the girls.
How are you, girls? WOMEN: Hello!
Cheers. Cheers!
And one couple is dumped.
AL: The superfans have been voting.
CALLUM: I've finally found a connection in here.
Scary to think that it can just finish like that.
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