# You're so dangerous... #
STEPHEN MULLAN (NARRATES): Previously on Love Island Australia,
the boys show their love.
People say when you're in love, you will know.
Claudia, I love you.
The most perfect romantic thing ever.
Or shoey bit in Al's case.
I've really got to do something great for Jess.
Oh, my goodness, you're special. (LAUGHS)
And the final re-coupling...
Austen. Al.
Mitch. Mitchell.
Callum. Hugh.
Unfortunately, you are now dumped from the island.
Jordan was jettisoned.
# Dangerous. #
Aw.
I'm gonna miss that third wheel.
Tonight!
Oh, my god! Special delivery!
We have a baby to look after.
Yay!
The islanders learn the joy of parenting...
Here comes aeroplane.
(YELLS) OK, everyone's been dropped as a baby.
I've not been dropped as ba... Or maybe I have.
You've...you've been dropped as baby for sure.
..before Sophie surprises the girls.
How are you, girls? Hi!
Cheers!
And one couple is dumped.
The super fans have been voting.
I finally found a connection in here.
Scary to think that it can just finish like that.
(THEME MUSIC)
# There's nothing after, This is the end... #
Jordan and Hugh, one of you is about to be dumped
from the island tonight.
Stella, please stand up.
The boy I would like to couple up with is...
# There's nothing after, This is the end
# There's nothing after, This is the end... #
Hugh.
See you later.
# There's nothing after, This is the end. #
The sexy lion has returned to the ocean.
(STAMMERS) The mullet's back in the jungle and...
Jordan got dumped.
How're you feeling, Aus?
Alright. How're you feeling?
Sad.
Very sad. Oh.
Jordy.
I can't talk about it, I wanna keep crying.
Honestly, he's like my best mate.
And I know that he'll continue to be my best mate
for the rest of my life.
I said, "If you ever find someone, make sure you call me up
"so I can approve her first."
Oh, it's gonna have to go through you, eh?
Yeah.
And he was like, "I will and I already know
"if you say no, I'll chuck her to the kerb."
And I was like, "That's my boy, listened to me."
# Are we on fire... #
Did you like my speech?
I loved your speech. Did you like it?
You liked it? I'm a weapon.
You're a weapon. Yeah.
I loved your speech, though, thank you.
You do? Yeah.
# As long as you're there
# I'll always think about it... #
I, sort of, feel like warm and fuzzy when you talk about life
on the outside and future and stuff...
Oh, does it? Yeah.
I'm full smitten. You're a smitten kitten?
I'm...I'm a smitten kitten. Meow.
(IMITATES CAT MEOWING) (LAUGHS)
# Promise me You'll always be mine... #
Do you think if all goes well in here
that you'll wanna see me on the outside?
Yeah, 100%.
And I feel like I've seen that silly and fun side of you.
I'm really enjoying seeing that.
It's definitely ticking a lot of my boxes.
# Cast a rope
# And pull me in... #
I feel I like waking up in the room...
Mmm. ..when you're there.
(GASPS) # Promise me... #
It's alright. (GASPS) So cute.
Stop it.
(CHUCKLES) Stop!
You're falling in love with me again.
Again? Again.
Why?
Yeah. I never said that.
Huh.
And we should get a selfie on the beach
'cause it's like iconic.
Yeah. We need to get one.
It's banging. Really?
Yeah, it's got that big light... Banging!
It's got that big thing as well.
I bet your favourite words are banging...
Is it? Do I say it a lot? ..and minging.
Do I say minging? You say minging a lot.
Do I? Oh. Yeah.
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) (GASPS)
I got a text! (SCREAMS)
What? No way.
Alright.
Oh.
(LAUGHS) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Oh, fuck!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(IMITATES HOWLING)
The timing was so worth it!
Oh, my god, I can't believe, for the first time
in my Love Island experience, I'm going to the hideaway.
Oh, this is so cute.
I saw the back of it.
Yeah, I would wear that.
Yeah! That looks good.
I'm like, "I'm sorry, Mum and Dad."
Tina is an absolute weapon.
I'm so excited for Tina and Mitch
'cause I feel like this is gonna be like amazing for them.
I'm fucking nervous. Are you actually?
Yeah, bro, I can't help myself.
It's been a rough few days and sleeping outside,
so I can't wait to get into the hideaway
and spend some more private time with Tina.
Holy shit!
(LAUGHTER)
That's still matches. Oh, my days.
That is the loosest kid ever.
I feel like...like, why do I feel like this is my like fucking hens
or some shit.
I know!
It's like I'm getting married but, like, I look like a stripper.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(CHUCKLES)
Whoo!
Hey, sexy!
# Now, we're winning The end game... #
(LAUGHTER)
Where did you get this?
I'm scared.
I'm still trying to, like, unpack Mitch's outfit.
It didn't really leave much to the imagination.
And it also has confused me for what I'm in for tonight.
I don't (INDISTINCT).
# To imagine, Just open up your heart
# To the magic, magic... #
(LAUGHS)
Oh, shit!
(LAUGHS) Aw!
Do you like this? Yeah.
Yeah? Oh, fuck!
We can eat first. Yeah.
Yeah. But I'm just...
# Say you're here now
# Step through the fire, This is a breakthrough... #
I mean, I'll try my best to be a good boy, but...
you know me...
Yeah, sorry, Mum, it's probably not gonna happen.
You should've really considered.
(CHUCKLES) Do it.
It says Tin.
# We're down for love, hey... #
Are you serious? Tina, are you hungry?
Huh. Are you hungry?
Oh.
Oh, Callum.
Stella and Callum have walked an astonishing 14m
from the patio to the Astroturf
and are taking a moment to process their achievement.
We've come far. I don't know how.
Like, how are we still here?
No, how are we both in a place
now where we're like...we're like, like, happy-happy.
Mmm. How good is that?
Like, how good is that? You seem just so happy.
Yeah, no, I am, yeah.
And I....like, looking back, I'm like starting to reflect
a little bit now, I'm like...
Mmm.
I think I'm happy the way everything's planned out.
They've been happening for a reason, do you know what I mean?
I'd rather it be the way it has been
and then, not finishing on a...on...on something good.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like...
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even the smile on his face, it was just contagious.
He goes bright red, big smile.
And yeah, I'm just so happy to see him happy.
# I don't know why
# I can't quite get you Out my sight
# You're always just behind... #
What is that? Look, I have one there too.
What?
Yours is not as shit as mine.
# Keep crawling back
# To where we last
# Left our love on hold
# I'm always... # Oh.
Wow, it was a big day.
# So what you waiting for? #
Goodnight.
# Wait, before you burn me To the ground... #
I... Did you tickle me?
# Please stay till the beat Of our heart runs out... #
What a day, huh? Goodnight, everyone.
# I don't wanna let go, let go
# 'Cause I've been tryna
# Hold on for so long
# I feel like I'm lost Without a trace
# Take my heart and run away
# She said, "I've been looking For a lasting lover"
# To save me, save me
# From every single
# Heartache, heartache
# I feel like I'm lost Without a trace
# Take my heart and run away
# She said, "I've been looking For a lasting lover"
# I've been looking For a lasting lover. #
Well, we blew the budget on that song moon.
# 'Cause the best time of my life
# My life, my life
# Is the time I spend with you
# With you, with you
# The best time of my life... #
Hola and good morning.
(YAWNS)
That was a good night but...
(CHUCKLES) I don't really wanna go back.
Huh? I don't really wanna go back.
Me too, I wanna live in here.
Even though we wanted to take things quite slowly,
I feel like emotionally and physically,
things have just kind of naturally progressed
but I'm not complaining
'cause I've woken up with a smile on my face.
(SINGSONG) Good morning.
Yay-yo!
You still got to be heat on.
How's the hideaway?
It was so nice.
Things got pretty saucy in there or what?
Pretty quiet to be honest.
Had a good sleep. Oh!
Really good sleep. We were really tired.
So, it's good.
You have this... just this little smirk on your face.
That was probably like one of my best nights in the villa.
But we're not bringing the bucket hat back.
Leave it at the door next time.
# We can make it better, oh-oh-oh
# Whoa-whoa-oh-oh
# We can make it, we can make it, We can make it better
# We can make it better, oh-oh-oh
# Whoa-whoa-oh-oh
# We can make it, we can make it, We can make it better. #
Last night in the hideaway, Mitch gave Tina
the hottest 11 seconds of her life.
This morning, he aims to further strengthen their bond
with a trip to a different fiery pit.
Let's go fire pit.
I thought we were gonna have a chat at the fire pit.
OK.
This morning, Mitch planned a little ceremony
around the fire pit which usually scares me
because it's not always good news.
What I wanted to do is to write down on the pieces of paper
things that we wanna get rid of from the past
about ourselves, and then we put into fire pit.
For me I feel like the burning ceremony
was a really good way to get them out of our lives
and look to the future and look to improve.
Right, so my first word I've got is...
Yeah. ..communication.
I feel like I hadn't communicated how I felt.
I felt like I've, in a way, like hidden things
and if we're gonna go at it again, communicating how I feel,
and things that I feel, to you could be better.
Yeah, I agree.
So, this one is...
..it's teared.
I don't think we've ever been this honest with each other
but I feel like we finally acknowledged
a lot of things that we hadn't really acknowledged in the past.
It was nice to write the words in ink
and rip them up and burn them.
(CHUCKLES)
There has been like a lack of trust.
I was kind of like questioning things
that you were doing
'cause I didn't feel like confident
in you and me.
Mmm.
Like, I just wanna be able to like believe everything when you say it.
Obviously, after you break up, there's a lot of trust that's gone
because you've put everything you have into this person.
I feel like I always wore my heart on my sleeve
and that's why it was so hard when it didn't work out.
There might have been like a lack of reassurance
on both ways how we feel, which kind of may...
Yeah.
..may have led to us potentially both feeling unappreciated.
I think it's huge just to identify
where the relationship broke down the first time,
so we know that we need to get better in those areas
to make it work the second time.
Now, we've started fresh, we can move forward so...
That was good.
(THEME MUSIC)
# Freedom is calling me... #
Ah, carefree villa life,
a neon paradise where your only concern
is pumping your pecs, pashing your partner
and peacocking like a... peacock.
Well, that ends right now!
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) (GASPS) I got a text!
Ooh!
(LAUGHTER)
(CHEERING)
We can't even look after ourselves.
Yay! She's excited.
I'm... I'm gonna be a mamma!
I'm freaking out. It's too early.
I don't want a kid yet.
What is going here? What the hell?
Oh, my god!
"Now, let's talk kids."
"Here is Phoebe as a baby."
Please be cute, please be cute.
Aw!
Where did they get this photo?
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
No way. That is so cute.
Oh!
So cute! No way!
Oh, no. Oh!
Oh, it's gonna be bad bro.
Oh!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(LAUGHTER)
Not it.
The image of our future baby looked like a demon.
Oh!
Oh, here we go.
Aw! That is me as a baby.
Where are the eyes?
Hey!
Were you born... were you born in the '70s?
Why is the photo so old?
Oh, I'm excited for our baby.
Oh! Looks like Chucky!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) That's Chucky!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
If I see that in my dreams,
I would classify that as night terror.
Yes. That's... That is like horrible.
That was the most terrifying baby I've ever seen in my life.
I like these baby photos.
Oh! Tina!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god, you look so lovely.
Oh!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh, no, this could be bad.
Oh!
(LAUGHTER)
What is that? I don't like the hair.
Yeah, Tina and Mitch's, there's was...
Yeah... (SNICKERS)
Oh!
Mate, that looks bad.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh, seeing the future baby was questionable.
It was questionable.
I feel like the baby wasn't a true reflection
of its parents.
(LAUGHS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Um, first of all where's the tan on our baby?
The tan went to its teeth.
No tan and no green eyes.
Yeah, we got... We actually got scammed.
Mm. Hard.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Oh. Whoa! Whoa!
Have you been cheating on me? Have you been cheating on me?
That actually might be the best so far.
Our baby's a weapon.
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) Oh.
(INDISTINCT). I got a text.
(CHEERS)
I wanna see my baby.
I'm super excited. Claudia on the other hand isn't.
I am so not excited.
This is probably one of my nightmares.
So, Austen's gonna have to do all the work.
This collection of screaming infants lay around all day
helplessly soiling themselves.
But can they look after some fake babies?
Oh, my god!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh, no!
No!
Do we have a baby to look after!
No... Yay.
Hello. My name is...
Baby Knox. No, 'cause she's a girl.
Yeah, that's a cool name for girl, Knox.
OK, we can go on that... Or we can change it.
No, I like the name Knox too.
What's another one?
Sitchell. No.
OK, that's Knox.
Baby Knox. Baby Knox.
OK, let's go.
Or unless you've got any other, like...
No, it's fine. Mustafa.
No... (LAUGHS) We'll do Mustafa.
I don't know. (LAUGHS) OK, Rambo is fine.
Rambo is fine. OK. Let's take it to the pool.
OK, let's take it to the pool.
Oh, baby formulae. (YELLS) My baby!
No!
My baby. (LAUGHTER)
She's been dropping him all day.
She's not feeling so...
I did not drop...
OK, everyone's been dropped as a baby.
I've not been dropped as ba... Or maybe I have.
You've...you've been dropped as a baby for sure.
Can I hold your baby? Yeah, yep, OK.
Guys, you know I love my kicks, innit?
And I knew I'd have this one coming to see me today.
So, I brought some kicks in for him.
Yes. Oh!
So, he's gonna be rocking the Gucci's.
How cute is that!
Will you put them on... Yes.
I want that.
Where are my...
Why does our child not have cool shit?
I actually brought them in with me.
Did you? Yeah.
So, we got the baby kicks from Gucci 'cause we, obviously, know
that he's got to follow his father's footsteps
and always have banging kicks on
so he can follow birds on his first day at school.
Rambo!
Rambo's cool. What's wrong with our burrito?
Oh, my god. I'm so happy now.
That's just completed the look.
Now, he's my kid. Like, I can see it.
I can see myself being a dad in the future, 100%.
I can't wait to have kids. I won't have too many though.
I'd probably have two.
I'd have like a... Two?
Yeah, I'd have two.
Oh, no, four.
Four? Four.
The only issue I've got with four kids
is you can't fit them all into a nice car.
Maybe you just carry all the kids in, like, a minibus
and then I'll just follow in my Lambo.
OK. With Rambo with me.
(LAUGHS) A Lambo?
More like Rambo
in the second-hand Prambo on the trambo.
Now, in spite of sweet baby Candy, Mitch is still a bit sour.
This is a fire pit where Mummy walked in
and said she was closed off
and threw back in and complimented Daddy.
This is a fire...
Mummy and Daddy aren't gonna fight today
'cause today is about Candy.
Mummy and Daddy are complicated.
We were together and then we...we divorced.
And now we've had a baby.
She's a single mum and now we've had a baby.
That makes perfect sense. Now, we're together again.
OK.
So, it says learn how to swaddle. Do you know what swaddle means?
Swaddle is like the way you wrap the baby in the blanket.
What the fuck?
Like, you know, when you have a baby
and you wrap them in a blanket.
Not really, no.
I want kids, like, I mean...
Shh, don't let little Candy hear.
I don't want kids yet because I got more life to live
but this little blessing I wouldn't change a thing.
(MOUTHS)
(CHUCKLES)
(BABY CRYING MECHANICALLY) Oh, bro is a crying so much.
Well, why is it crying? Stop crying, bro.
No, it's... Oh, it's thirty I think.
Drinking? Yeah.
(SIGHS) Fuck.
Change the formula, bro. Drink it.
The milk bottle was too big for poor Aaron's mouth
so, yeah, we had to take one for the team.
Oh, damn bro, we're gonna have to do this.
(CHUCKLES)
I think Al doesn't know how to do mouth-to-mouth properly.
He was over spilling the milk across Aaron's face.
Yeah, keep feeding it.
(BABY CRYING MECHANICALLY)
(CRYING STOPS)
Yeah, that's it.
Wow!
Aw, you just spit in its mouth.
You were.
Coming up...
How are you girls? Hi.
To falling in love.
(ALL WHOOP)
While the girls enjoy drinks...
What do you think they're doing there with the babies?
Yeah.
They've got all four limbs, that's what we're hoping.
Yeah. ..Project Dad stinks.
Oh, her paw came off.
It's turned into absolute chaos.
(LAUGHTER)
(THEME MUSIC)
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
# That's what my mama told me
# Get me ready For the competition... #
Our couples are facing the ultimate relationship test,
parenting together.
They'll change smelly nappies, feed, burp
and comfort each other.
Then they must do the same for their offspring.
Aeroplane. I thought it was for me.
Here comes aeroplane.
# Just like my mama said. #
I think we're the best parents in the villa so far,
and Candy hasn't... Sorry, I forgot her name for a second.
Messy baby.
Here comes aeroplane.
Mm. This tastes like apple pie.
Like, this will be nice for like pastry.
I feel like we're gonna be good parents
after the start we've had.
We might have to just go make one now.
We gotta work out how to get someone's baby so we can hide it.
OK. I'm on the plan now.
That's...that's... that's our next task.
Yep.
You know, you've got to test each other's
parenting skills in here.
Do you want me to feed your baby, Claudia?
There's baby food up there.
Oh, m... Do you want me to take it?
Do I take it up for you? And then you bring him down?
Yeah, well, Austen's up there. Well, I love you...sometimes.
I don't know if you should trust Mitch.
If you lose your baby in real life, anything can happen.
So, you know, Claudia and Austen are off to a horrible start.
Claudia, where's our baby?
Um, some guy took her. I mean, him.
Who? Some guy took him.
I'd left for two minutes, gone.
Said he was gonna feed him baby food and took him.
So, I let him.
So, where's our child? I needed a break.
In my defence, this man came up to us,
said he was going to feed our baby and I thought, "OK."
But you're the mother. You should feed it.
Who has our child? This guy took her.
I mean him. What guy? Him.
Huh? Him.
(CHUCKLES) Where is my child, Mitch?
(LAUGHS) Mitch!
Mitch took our child. (LAUGHS)
This is our baby. That's not your baby.
Well, then go get him. He's your responsibility!
(CHUCKLES)
I don't know where's he's put him.
Why would you just let him take the baby?
Alessio!
Claudia! Monster.
Nah, nah. No! (LAUGHS)
Give me the baby. No. (CHUCKLES)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can do better. (LAUGHS) No, give me the baby.
I can do better. Nah. Nah.
That's not fair. That's it.
He said he was gonna feed him. Nah.
You have lost all baby privileges. I don't care.
I'm over it.
After rescuing baby Alessio,
Austen a-trusts a-Claudia a-much a-lessio.
What a poor mother. Poor mother.
Well, you know, someone should've told me not to give...
Oh, my god.
..children to people that we don't really know.
But I've learned my lesson.
And we've got him back. So, it's fine.
It seems all of the islanders
are learning big life lessons about parenting.
(GASPS) Except maybe Mitch.
How do you feel parenting again this time around?
(CHUCKLES) It's really tiring, to be honest.
Did I reinforce how good of a mother that I would be?
You just reminded me that I wanna put my babies in you.
Eugh, yucky.
(GIGGLES) No.
I felt you were gonna make a good parent.
So do I.
People always say that they think that I wouldn't be.
Can you be a fun mum?
Do you think...
I feel like...if we were parents, I feel like I'll be the cool dad
and you will be like a strict mum.
I don't like that because then it makes it look like
I have to put all the boundaries in but I think it has to be...
I think we get to do turns.
But I'm the cool dad. No, you're not.
So, do you ever want kids or...
Yeah, I actually do.
Do you? I want three. Three?
I want three
because I feel like two is not enough.
Yeah.
But four's too many, so I want three.
Yeah, I always wanted about four kids.
Do you want four kids, want a big family?
Yeah, I love...
'Cause I grew up in a big family so that's why I wanted a big family.
Yeah. And I just want...
If I had kids I want them to have the same experience I did.
Yeah, I'm the same.
I come from a big family too.
OK, little Aaron can have...
Little Aaron. ..more brothers and sisters.
Hearing that Al is on the same page as me
in terms of kids and wanting a family
has definitely brought us closer together,
which is a tick, another tick.
Genuinely, want to know if you want kids.
I do want kids. You do want kids?
I want three kids,
Three kids. ..boy, a boy and a girl.
How old?
I was always thinking 30 and then like, I got to my age now,
and I'm like, maybe 35.
Yeah. But no, 30 is good.
I think 30 is a good age.
I mean, five years is a long time to do all the things
that I wanna do or have kids.
Think you have a lot of maturing to do.
(SCOFFS) Excuse me?
Nah, I can agree with... I can agree on that.
I definitely see kids in the future.
I think I would be a great dad
and I think Phoebe's gonna be an amazing mum.
With her material...maternal... maternal... (SPUTTERS)
What is that word?
Maternal instinct and all of that combined,
I think we're gonna make a great baby.
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) Oh.
I got a text!
(CHEERS)
Mums on tour! Mums on tour! Mums on tour!
(CHEERS)
('GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS' BY ROBBIE NEVIL PLAYS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
You have to take care of our babies.
They're sleeping.
Let's go. Let's go!
God knows the boys can be trusted but mummies are on tour anyway.
(CHEERS)
# Girls will be girls
# Can't boys see
# We make the rules
# It's easy
# When they ever gonna learn that
# Girls will be girls... #
Imagine if all fucking six kids started screaming, bro.
Fuck. I'd throw him in the pool.
(THEME MUSIC)
('HOLDING ON TO PARADISE' BY BJORN NILSSON)
# Sunshine, don't let go of me
# 'Cause when I'm holding On the light
# It's like I'm holding Onto paradise
# Oh-oh, oh, yeah... #
They say it takes a village to raise a child,
so it's clear they haven't seen this village
which is only capable of raising alarm bells.
I'm just gonna get my bottle of water, I'll be back in a sec.
It's Rambo unattended.
He's under good supervision by his uncle.
(WHISPERS) Oi, let's go and throw... throw...hide the shoes somewhere.
Nah, here, here, here, here, here.
On the roof.
In the drain. He'll find that, mate.
He shouldn't be leaving his child there, unsupervised.
You never know what will happen.
He's gotta find out who the kidnapper is.
Well, boys, welcome to today's meditation class.
Deep breath in and out.
We're meditating so...
Where's Rambo? We don't know.
If you wanna join us you can join us.
Boys, where the f...
Where's Rambo?
Nah, where is he?
He's ruined the class. I trusted you boys as my mates.
Where is my child?
Callum, you're ruining this class. Ran off.
I don't care about your class.
Where's my do... Where's my...
He's a runaway child. Where's my son?
He'll come back when he's ready.
Just take a seat, meditate, mate.
And forget all about it.
If your son's basically been abducted,
how can you...how can you relax and meditate?
It's counterintuitive, if you know what it means.
If I don't find Rambo
before Mads comes back through these villa doors,
there is gonna be consequences.
See, I'm getting drawn to Rambo 'cause its kicks are that fresh.
I can still smell the leather on them.
Ah, you cruel bastards.
Bro, you just need to chill out, eh?
He did even have a mark on him
so it just goes to show, don't it?
He is a soldier.
He... Rambo is a soldier.
And he didn't even scuff up the kicks.
(GASPS) What the...
What did you do? Bro.
(CHUCKLES)
Aw, her paw came off. It's called her hands.
Paw! It's hands.
(LAUGHS) Can you explain that to the baby?
Oh, no.
Fingers crossed that Mum's had a bit to drink on her trip
and she will forgive us for your arm falling off.
# Feel this... #
Conveniently, Mitchell's prayers are about to be answered
by some divine intervention,
AKA, a tray of spicy sangria,
courtesy of our heavenly hostess with the mosas.
(CHEERS)
How are you girls? Fine!
Oh, my god.
Finally, we get to have a drink together.
I know. Yes!
But unfortunately someone is going home.
Jokes, jokes. Stop!
Oh, my heart! I'm joking.
Come and sit down, enjoy.
Oh, this is so nice.
Oh, my god, guys. Wow!
Let's do a cheer. Cheers!
To falling in love.
(ALL WHOOP) And to girls days.
Yes!
So, what's been happening today?
We've all conceived, all become mothers today.
You did.
The boys are left back at the villa looking after our children.
OK.
Who thinks their...their partner will be a good dad?
Oh, yeah.
Mine would be so good, I'm Terri... Do you reckon?
I'm terrible.
He's got every... He knows everything.
What do you reckon Al will be like?
'Cause he's a little bit like a kid as well, isn't it?
Yeah, well, honestly, like, Al can't even look after himself.
So, I don't know what he's doing back there.
Oh, Jess is too harsh on Al.
It's not like he and the guys are staging a fake re-coupling
where they could lose their only child.
Oh, no.
That is what they're doing.
(IMITATES SOPHIE) Hey, boys.
Hi, Sophie.
How's last few days been?
Yeah, it's been good.
Been pretty intense to be honest.
Yeah.
Alright, boys, now let's get down to business.
(SIGHS)
One of you will be separated from your kid tonight.
# Running, running
# We'll be running, running home. #
Could all babies please stand on the ledge?
('IN YOUR EYES' BY ADAM ZAPEL, JOCK YORK AND TOM GRIFFITHS)
# Let's start right From the top... #
Oh, Rambo.
# I've been trying To make this stop... #
Mitchell, please stand up.
Who would you like as your child for the week and why?
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I would like this child for the week
because this baby has the best fashion in here.
I think this baby brings a lot to the villa.
We've chatted.
He doesn't make a lot of sense but I understand him,
you know, I get him.
So, the baby I would like to be the father of is...
# Play me like a fool... #
..Rambo.
# 'Cause I've been a fool for you
# So, don't try... #
Be gentle. Be gentle.
What the hell?
# To beg me for my love
# 'Cause I'm better off... # Better put the shoes on soon, huh.
So, Mitchell, what made that decision for you?
Was this a easy decision for you?
Ah, it was mostly his shoes. I'm not gonna lie.
Callum, did you see that coming, Baby Rambo?
I think it was inevitable as soon as he said the word fashion,
because I do believe Rambo is a fashion oyster.
I just had to go with my heart.
And at the end of the day, um, he was the one I was vibing
with the most so I wasn't afraid
to step on any toes in here to be honest.
You're not stepping on any toes.
You're probably just stepping on hands there, so...
(LAUGHTER)
I think we've lost the plot potentially, yep.
(CHUCKLES)
As the boys uncouple from their minds,
the girls continue coupling up with triple strength sangria.
With chat also in full flow,
Sophie clears up some burning questions.
I just wanna know,
because I'm the most jealous partner in the world,
how do you guys in the challenge
deal with your partner kissing other people?
Hate it. You do?
Hate it. I just sit there internally burning.
I'm jealous.
Oh, I'm...I'm the most jealous woman on Earth.
Oh. My...
My pool partner can look at a tree
and a girl walks past and he's in trouble.
(LAUGHTER)
Phoebs, now Mitch and you are boyfriend and girlfriend,
would it be different if he made out with someone?
There you go. (LAUGHTER)
How full on was that that he said I love you.
I know. I know. Yeah.
Is it the fastest a guy's ever said I love you?
No. No.
(LAUGHTER)
But no, it was definitely one like I knew he meant it.
Oh, my god, I'm the biggest loser.
I said I love you to my husband first week of meeting him.
No way!
That's almost like serial killer bad.
But I just knew. I was like...
When you know, you know though. Yeah, you do, hey?
Did he say it back? Yeah, he did.
Aw! After a week?
But the first day I met him I said
I know you're gonna wanna marry me.
Yeah, really?
Well, it was reverse psychology. I was hoping it sunk in.
(LAUGHTER) Yeah.
That's crazy. Yeah.
What do you think they're doing now with the babies?
As long as we get back
and the babies are breathing, that's fine.
In one piece. Yeah.
And then they've got all four limbs, that's what we're hoping.
Yeah. It's not too much to ask for.
It was too much to ask for.
Oh, my god. Oh!
Oh, no. Oh, no.
(LAUGHTER) Respectfully.
Girls, if your baby daddy's negligent,
put your hands in the air!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) Go.
Let's just stand in a circle.
Hi!
(INDISTINCT YELLING) What do you think you're doing?
Oh, fuck! No!
Geez!
Stop! Put the children down!
I carried that baby in me for nine months.
Oh, my god, wait. Why are they so dirty?
I came back to the villa after a beautiful mums-out
to see my child flying in the air.
Austen, enough.
I didn't... Nothing happened.
I saw you swinging the children.
She had an accident.
Is she OK? She's not.
Oh, my god! She has a cast.
I may have not been the best dad today.
Um, but I don't know if I was the worst dad.
Well, our child is the only one missing a limb.
(CHUCKLES)
I just picked that up. Now, just put it back on.
Mitch will not be the father of my children.
We're not having kids together.
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) (GASPS)
Oh! I got a text!
(CHEERS)
Dads day out, come on.
No! Yeah!
Lot of bull. Oh, no.
Whoo!
And it ends like so many of Callum's previous loves,
dumped on the couch.
Coming up... (MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
"Islanders, there will be a dumping tonight."
No way.
Any one of us could be leaving.
Well, I genuinely don't have a clue what's gonna happen.
I am shitting myself.
Even though it was coming to an end
no-one wants to go home, especially me.
(THEME MUSIC)
(UPBEAT GROOVY MUSIC)
While the baby challenge was all fun
and games for the boys,
it's been super stressful on the girls.
Look, Claudia has aged about 30 years.
The hair.
# Tell me what you need... #
Do you like these shants?
It looks like a towel.
I'm gonna take that.
Oh, I thought it was the towel.
(LAUGHS)
That's so nice.
What the fuck is going on with this belt?
Make some noise if you haven't seen the promos
and don't know someone's getting dumped.
(CHEERS)
This is (INDISTINCT)?
Yeah.
Daunting parents off duty.
# Tell me what you need. #
Who's doing the speech?
Oh!
(LAUGHS)
So, I'd like to make a toast
to every single type of connection in here,
whether it's a love connection,
a romantic connection or a friendship connection.
Each one of you are truly special
and bring something different to the table,
and I cherish my time with each and every one of you.
Cheers.
(CHEERS)
Cheers, everyone. Yeah.
# For your love... #
A personal shout out.
You better not...
Oh, yeah, that was your bad side.
# For your love... #
I still look sexy on my bad side, imagine that.
# For your love... #
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) (GASPS)
Got a text!
No way.
# For your love
# For your love... #
No way. Oh, fuck.
Soon as we got the text, the vibe dropped.
That's rough.
Well, that just took the soul out of that room.
You know, it could be any couple.
Absolutely anyone.
Honestly, this is like the first night
where I genuinely don't have a clue what's gonna happen.
I am shitting myself if I'm being honest with you.
I'm actually shitting myself.
We've all built such, like a strong connection, you know.
At this stage like any one of us could be leaving.
I'm gonna stay and continue doing that with you.
Yeah.
Right to the end,
so we can have as much time in here where it all started.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I'm just gonna hope that's not us tonight.
It does scare me.
I don't want my journey to be over yet.
No. (EXHALES)
Even though it's coming to an end,
no-one wants to go home...
especially me.
I feel like each day we have gotten closer and closer.
Like, all (INDISTINCT) like you just say...
I wish we did have more time in here as well.
You know, I finally found a connection in here.
You know, we haven't even had a proper date yet.
I know.
Scary to think that it can just finish like that, straight away.
Every time I feel like we wake up in the morning,
I just feel ten times closer to you.
So, hopefully, we get another night.
We've got it.
Probably, we'll be very upset if we were leaving tonight.
And I don't know really what's next.
And it stresses me out.
Fingers crossed.
But we're not the ones that have to go.
I just feel every day we're in here, we're building on our foundation.
Yeah, I agree. I don't really wanna leave.
Neither. And I...
It'd be really sad if we got dumped tonight.
I think so too.
It's like our own little world here.
Knowing that it all might change tonight
and I might wake up somewhere else tomorrow,
it's...it's gonna be a shock to the system.
Oh, my emotions are crazy.
I don't even know. I can't even explain. Who am I?
Nobody's safe in the villa tonight.
(INTENSE DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
"Islanders, one couple will be dumped
"from the villa tonight."
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
"If you hear your name, please stand
"and face your fellow islanders."
# Like islands in the sky... #
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
# Electric in the light... #
Al.
# A million stars are watching, Waiting... #
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
# To see what we can do... #
Phoebe.
# Nobody here to save us
# It's just me and you... #
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
Tina.
# You are so...
# Nothing's gonna hold
# Nothing's gonna hold me
# (INDISTINCT)
# Nothing's gonna hold me. #
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
"Al, Phoebe, and Tina...
"the super fans have been voting for the islander
"they most want to find love."
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
"The three of you have received...
"the most votes."
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
"Al, Phoebe and Tina,
"you must now go away...
"and decide which couple you believe
"should be dumped tonight.
"You must come back with the unanimous decision."
(INTENSE DRAMATIC MUSIC)
My heart's beating so fast. I know.
Oh.
What?
I'm like what was happening.
Oh, my god, what the fuck? My heart's beating so fast.
OK. OK.
We'll start with Austen and Claudia.
Yeah.
Well, you know, they're already in love.
I can't really think of any cons
when it comes to Claudia and Austen.
I feel like they've had like their ups and downs in the villa.
They've been that kind of positive. It's like...
Yeah. Yeah.
We think they're the strongest couple,
yeah, and we rule them out.
That's like off the table. Yeah, rule them out.
Yeah. So, it's really... So, there's like two couples.
And there's Stella and Hugh.
I feel like it's so fresh that it's hard to know
what goes...what...I don't know
how deep that is, and I don't know...
I know that...I have spoken to Hugh and he's really like...
He's vibing her. ..vibing her.
She does seem happy, happier
to like have her person in here, though.
Yeah, exactly. Who's next?
There's one, Callum and...
Callum and Maddy. ..Mads.
They seem to be vibing a lot so far.
They're kissing. There's attraction.
I feel like the only con is like I think
they're both the kind of people that could get along with anyone.
Yeah.
That's the thing like, would they... if they came in at day one,
would they still be together now.
Let's just talk because I feel like
Callum and Stella had the same journey,
they bounced around so many different couples here.
And now one of them is gonna get cut short
and I feel like they're both happy being a couple.
I know.
But I guess it all comes down
to who do you think has a strong connection
in both couples?
'Cause they both had the same amount of time in here.
Oh, my god, I have no idea.
This is one of the hardest decisions we've had to make.
Let's go.
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
(SOMBRE MUSIC)
This has been a really difficult decision.
I know we're all like a family in here
and I feel like everyone in here at the moment deserves to find love.
We spoke about all the pros and cons of every couple in here.
Obviously, there was so many more pros,
like everyone in here deserves love
and you're all such amazing people and deserve, like, happiness
and everything so, yeah, it was really a hard decision.
The couple we unfortunately will be sending home tonight is...
(BACKGROUND MUSIC)
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I'm very picky.
I was so in love with my high school best friend.
I'm a super messy eater.
(THEME MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
The three islanders our super fans
most want to see find love have been tasked
with dumping one couple from the villa tonight.
The couple we unfortunately will be sending home tonight is...
(BACKGROUND MUSIC)
..Stella and Hugh.
(SIGHS)
(SOFT MUSIC)
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
"Stella and Hugh, you have been dumped.
"You have 30 minutes to pack and say your goodbyes."
('LET IT ALL OUT' BY IMOGEN HARFLEET AND NICHOLAS RICE PLAYS)
Man... (CHUCKLES)
I love you. See you.
On the...on the Richter scale,
Stella is...is definitely up there
with one of the nicest humans I've ever met.
Like, no doubt about it.
And that's why I didn't lay it on her too thick
because actually I didn't wanna break her heart
because she is actually that genuine.
Love you so much.
Oh, you're making me cry.
(CHUCKLES)
It's been super knowing you, bro.
Short and sweet but we'll get in touch out soon.
Yeah, hope the same, bro.
I'll see you soon. (LAUGHS) I'll see you soon.
Obviously, you and Mads have gotten on real well.
And now that I'm leaving, like you're with her,
like, don't fuck her over.
No, no. Yeah, yeah. I won't.
Don't be an asshole. No, no.
Now that I'm going, like, you gotta step up
and just take care of her in here.
Yeah, yeah, 100%.
Like, I'm feeling content, you know?
Yeah, you...you should feel more than content.
You should feel fucking fantastic.
Stells, I can't even explain how amazing you were this whole time
and like, what you went through
and like, how you just, like, came through all of that
is honestly like admirable.
Even though I'm crying I am feeling good.
Like I'm...I'm proud and I'm content
and like, I am OK that my journey has come to an end.
It is OK.
I just... I'm just gonna miss it.
I'm also like happy with what I've done.
Love you. I love you guys so much.
So much.
All of you, you're all so fucking amazing.
I'm so proud of every single thing I did.
And I'm so proud that I stuck with my guns.
And I'm so proud that I did everything that I did.
Like...
like I'm me. (CHUCKLES)
I just wanna say...wanna say, you know, like, wait,
everyone knows you, you're just the most amazing person ever
I've talked to like we came in together.
I know.
I think that's what just like connects me to you so much.
It's like sleeping in the same room, being 24/7,
like, I'm so connected to you, it's insane.
I know. It's so sad, Stells.
(SOBBING) I'm so sad.
The villa is not gonna be the same at all without Stella.
She was honestly like our positive vibes.
She's such a good person.
She's such a sweet soul.
And I'm telling you that girl deserves everything and more.
Are we in? I can't even see my head.
No-one can see Claudia. Pick her up. Ready?
Bye. OK.
See you guys. Alright, see you guys.
Good luck. Bye.
Bye, guys. Goodbye, guys!
All the best. I'll see you so soon, Stells.
You're all so amazing.
I've enjoyed every single second of it
and I love you guys.
Love you. See you guys. Enjoy.
I'll see you soon. Adios.
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck, Stells.
(LAUGHTER) Ignore that I just tripped.
(LAUGHTER)
# The more That you push me away... #
This was hands down the best experience ever.
I'm gonna miss everyone so much.
I'm sad to be leaving
but I'm also so excited for the happy couples in there.
I feel like they really deserve to be there
and I'm...I'm rooting for them.
I did come here looking for love
and, yeah, I'm glad that I've left with a connection.
That's amazing.
And I'm excited to see where things go and...
Yeah, I'm...I'm ready.
I'm ready for the future.
# And if you're leaving At least tell me why
# If you're leaving At least tell me why... #
Interstellar moon.
Next time...
# Every time we get sweeter... #
The final dates...
To second time lucky.
..brings salsa, sangria and surprises.
Oh, my goodness! Whoa!
Dad!
And speaking of surprises...
You are the final five couples.
But tonight five will become four.
Wait till you see which couple gets dumped.
(THEME MUSIC)
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