Previously on High School Musical: The Musical: The Series...
Auditions for HSM3 and rehearsals for HSM4 at the same time?
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) We love to see it.
The senior musical is gonna be good to go.
Once we get our stage back.
As for the movie, the director likes to keep things spicy.
You've been let go from the project.
But honestly? I'm just using this as material for my valedictorian speech.
Did that sound confident?
Gotta say, waking up at 6:00 a.m. just to be in a movie
has me seriously rethinking my destiny as the next Timothée Hal Chalamet.
Ricky, you didn't have to bring me to set.
The Background kids aren't even in the Ms. Darbus scene.
That came out wrong. You all are very important to this movie.
-(CHUCKLES) -Wait, you know
Timothée Chalamet's middle name?
Don't change the subject.
I am dropping you off on your first day as a movie star,
and five hours of sleep wasn't gonna stop me.
Well, let's see if I can survive my first day on set,
before you call me movie star.
-Holy... -Yeah.
I mean, I've always wanted to be a secret trophy boyfriend,
so everything's going according to plan, actually.
Ah! I just... I wish it wasn't all happening so fast.
I am so psyched for the HSM3 table read today.
Miss Jenn's got you fully covered, okay?
I heard her practicing the Gabriella lines on my dad last night,
and it was cute... Until it wasn't.
-Ugh. -Yeah.
Your chariot awaits!
Wait.
It just, like... It means a lot that you're not totally freaked out
that I'm stepping into this role, or whatever.
G... (CHUCKLES) You are literally
the easiest person in the world to root for.
I just wish I didn't have to keep it to myself.
MALE CREW MEMBER: Excuse me? Uh, lovebirds.
This section's for main cast only.
No extras.
Oh, actually, my platonic friend here is kind of a big deal.
Oh! Congratulations!
-You, out! -Okay.
You're gonna kill it. Star!
Yes, Gina is playing opposite Mack in the movie now, but...
But Troy and Gabriella are endgame, and that has to mean something, right?
It's just...
I'll admit it, it's a lot of new stuff to get used to, you know?
Coming through.
Oh, yeah.
I could get used to this!
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
MISS JENN: Gather around, Wildcats.
Since High School Musical 3 should have been tightened up in editing, for pacing,
we'll need to jump right into our table read.
Even if we are short our leading lady.
What's the word on the bird?
A source on the crew says that Gina's in hair and makeup,
prepping for the big Ms. Darbus scene.
Who's your source?
Oh, Carlos, I can't reveal my sources.
I was prepared for this when I agreed to share Gina with the movie,
and we will make this work.
Okay, but can we just talk about how insane it is
that the real Ms. Darbus is gonna be walking these halls again?
The halls where I once played Ms. Darbus,
and where, today, Miss Jenn takes over the role.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) You guys.
Let's not get too excited.
I am still a member of Actors' Equity,
and while I am willing to scab for this role,
it means nobody can report me to the union!
Yes, Mother.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Oh, you want me to read for Chad as well as Kelsi?
I mean, sure, gender is a construct.
-Let's do this. -Well, actually, there's...
Sorry! I'm here! I'm here.
MISS JENN: Come in!
I was up late, working on 11 versions of my college essay.
If a living legend like Dani can be fired after one day,
nobody's future is safe, y'all.
RICKY: You're already working on college applications?
Wait, when are college deadlines?
Well, early admission is at Halloween, and the rest are soon.
Very soon.
CARLOS: Um, Kourtney? KOURTNEY: Mmm-hmm.
Why is the logo on your coffee cup from Seb's family farm?
(COUGHS)
Oh...
That. You may wanna sit.
(CLEARS THROAT)
So, Seb's family is running the coffee truck at craft services.
(YELPS)
So Seb is working on the movie, but in a catering position?
I know, I know. I'm just as shocked as you are, okay?
I was in line for coffee,
ironically looking for the tea on what happened with Dani,
and like a Book of Mormon vision, Sebbie was there.
Did he say anything about me?
I hate to say this, but the coffee wasn't the only thing that felt icy.
MISS JENN: Babies...
We should begin.
This script is 213 pages long, so...
Have you guys started?
(ALL CLAMORING)
Movie star, much?
Okay!
I thought you'd be doing fancy movie things.
We're on a two-hour hold 'cause Alyson Reed's flight is delayed,
-so that means... -You get to join the table read!
I mean, you know, it's gonna be good for all of us to have a full cast.
Oh, don't you worry, we'll have a full cast.
Any minute now.
As soon as her flight arrives.
Yes, I had a big idea, and, yes, everyone's gonna be really happy.
(CHUCKLES) Well, no time to lose.
Let's begin!
-(CLEARS THROAT) -Oh.
Hands, hands. Hands.
Hands. Hands, hands.
(SINGING) Can I have this dance?
Can I have this dance?
Amen.
Thank you.
Go ahead.
"I've never been asked to a prom, but this sounds like an invitation."
"Gabriella guides Troy to his outfit.
"The tension is fierce, but also appropriate for all audiences."
"This one."
"Gabriella and Troy hold for a long beat."
We can speed through this, you guys. We'll be here all day.
Oh. Okay. Uh...
Obey the stage direction.
Very disciplined.
Wow. Chemistry much?
I was about to say...
"I've never been to a dance, much less a prom,
"but I was hoping these might be a good start?"
"Do you think we're gonna have to waltz? 'Cause I have no idea how to do that."
GINA: "All I know is what my dad taught me when I was little.
"I'd stand on his toes, and he'd waltz me around the living room.
"Here, come here. I'll show you."
-"What?" -"Come here!"
"We're on the roof!"
(CHUCKLES) "Come here. You'll love it."
Very good. We can skip the songs today, you guys.
Let's just...
(SINGING) Take my hand, take a breath
Pull me close and take one step
Keep your eyes locked on mine
And let the music be your guide
Won't you promise me?
Now, won't you promise me?
That you'll never forget
To keep dancing...
BOTH: Wherever we go next
-It's like catching lightning -(PIANO JOINING)
The chances of finding someone like you
It's one in a million
The chances of feeling the way we do
And with every step together
We just keep on getting better
So can I have this dance?
Can I have this dance?
Can I have this dance? Oh!
No mountain's too high And no ocean's too wide
'Cause together or not Our dance won't stop
Let it rain, let it pour
What we have is worth fighting for
You know I believe That we were meant to be
Yeah!
It's like catching lightning
The chances of finding someone like you
It's one in a million
The chances of feeling the way we do
And with every step together
We just keep on getting better
So can I have this dance?
Can I have this dance?
Okay. For the record, I did not choreograph that, but...
No notes.
-Whoo! -(ALL CLAPPING)
Agreed.
We stayed up till 3:00 a.m. working on that.
Not a big deal.
My idea.
Moving on.
"Chad enters."
(CLEARS THROAT)
Now, dude!
-Oh, my God! Is this real life? -(ALL CHEERING)
Guys, we heard from Ricky that you guys were short one very important Chad.
Not just any Chad.
A low-energy, snarky little fella by the name of Jet.
My boyfriend. (CHUCKLES)
In the show.
(STUDENTS CHUCKLING)
Okay, long story short.
Jet was expelled from the last school,
and not doing well at our new school back home, and when Ricky,
I mean, Miss Jenn, gave us the offer for Jet to play Chad,
and I learned the movie was looking for a student PA...
(CHUCKLES) Okay, I guess that was actually the long version.
The point is, my camp friends are my school friends now,
and I don't dislike that.
Carrying on with the table read, now with full cast.
MAN OVER EARPIECE: Need Gina and the extras.
-Go, Jet! -Yeah!
MADDOX: Copy, headed your way now.
Okay, new deal.
They need Gina on set pronto and all Featured Extras in wardrobe now!
So, everyone, follow me, stat!
Wait. I thought the extras weren't needed until next week?
Yeah, Quinn decided to add students in the background of the Darbus scene.
Okay, this is it. (INHALES)
Don't mess up, don't mess up.
Sweetie, much like a birthday card from my mother,
the movie biz is chaotic, unpredictable, and almost always cruel.
What do you need?
This scene is a big deal, and I think it's what got Dani fired,
and I really just don't wanna make a fool of myself.
Now, Emmy.
How did you get the movie script?
I am everywhere.
(CHUCKLES)
This is all about first love.
-It is? -Subtext, dear.
Your character, Bailey, arrived at East High
a lost sheep, nary a barn nor a friend.
Yeah, I can actually relate to that.
Exactly.
And now, picture what it was like to feel seen for the first time.
And now, imagine having to say goodbye to that person.
You were born for this.
Thanks, Miss Jenn.
(EXHALES)
-Hey, Gadget! -Hey.
If that's what you're called here.
I can't believe you didn't tell me you were coming to East High.
Right. Surprise!
It's like, where's the Honeycomb bunk? Right?
Yeah, or, or the campfire. So I can jump into it.
-(MADDOX CHUCKLES) -Fire, take me away!
-Right? -Yeah.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Featured Background, we're walking.
Okay, Maddox and I have been texting for weeks.
So why is this so awkward?
"Hi, I literally don't know how to walk anymore."
Same arm, same leg down the hallway?
Sure, Ash.
Could all this weirdness be because the documentary
made it look like we're in love with each other?
Which... No!
'Cause why would somebody as chill as Maddox
be in love with somebody as not chill as me?
Right?
We're walking, Background, we're walking.
Um... Jet!
Excuse me.
Hey, Chad. You got a sec?
'Sup, Sharpay?
I know, right?
Yeah. I just wanted to make sure we were Gucci.
Yeah. We're Gucci.
I mean, I know the doc made it sound like you had a teeny tiny crush on Elsa.
(CHUCKLES) Trust me.
That was a Hans thing, not a Jet thing, so...
A Hans thing...
Oh, okay, yes, got it, signed, sealed, received.
Just like my college applications are gonna be
'cause I am most definitely getting into every college I apply to.
Even if I wasn't handpicked to be leading role in a movie.
Signed, sealed, received, Kourt.
Any school would be lucky to have you.
Yeah, I might've had a summer thing for Kourtney.
But then again, I guess the question is, who didn't I have a thing over the summer?
It's cute that she's concerned,
but if she took a peek at the girls
sliding into my DMs after the documentary aired,
she'd know I have my bases covered.
Why? Did Kourtney say something about me?
Thanks a latte!
Hi! Can we talk? Please?
Next customer.
Sorry, sir, you have to wait in line.
And also, I need to understand why you're dressed like that.
I know you changed this summer, but this is a lot.
Even for you.
I'm playing a character?
I'm a movie actor now, Sebastian?
Yes, I have the range, yes, it's a lot of pressure.
And yes, it's extremely glamorous.
But, please, can we...
I'm busy with customers right now.
All right. Fine.
Then I'll be a customer.
One coffee and also a chance to explain myself, please?
How would you like it, sir?
(SCOFFS)
You can call me a lot of things, but please don't call me "sir."
Not when I'm a skater boy. Not today, of all days, Seb.
Have a brewtiful day. Next?
But... (SIGHS) I can stand here all day.
There's a five-coffee limit before I'm supposed to contact security.
We need to talk about what you think you saw in that documentary.
All right. Featured Background, you are on call!
Let's go.
Hey, shouty girl, whatever you're doing, do more.
I have not seen first-day instincts like this
since I directed the Backdraft reboot that didn't go at Hulu.
Can't fake fire, kid.
Thank you.
I think.
Carlos, let's go.
I will be back.
Good day.
Sir.
(SCOFFS)
Come on in, Background.
Yes, this is a lifelike recreation of Ms. Darbus' classroom,
and, yes, I'm geeking out, too.
(ALL SQUEAL EXCITEDLY)
Can we sit in any chair we want?
MADDOX: No, Math Nerd.
This is a dictatorship, not a democracy.
So, it's just like home?
Richard, sit.
Yes, ma'am. Or, copy.
Faster. Goth Girl?
"When I came here as a sophomore, I didn't know anyone."
So you're not sure this Gina girl has the chops?
Don't get me wrong, Miss Reed.
I mean, sure, she can dance, but can she act?
I don't wanna look dumb in this thing.
Yeah, we wouldn't want that, would we?
Thank you. There you go.
Has anybody seen Quinn?
Wow. Kourtney, you are very in character.
Do I need a notebook prop?
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, no, Ricky. This is not a prop.
I'm writing eight college recommendation letters
that I'm asking East High faculty to sign, so...
Wow.
Wait, that's a thing that people can do?
MADDOX: All right, listen up.
We're cross-shooting Background reactions while first team gets their coverage.
Hose it down.
Jet, what language is she using?
How To Bark Like a P.A.: 30 Weird Phrases to Shout Into a Walkie.
She memorized it on the plane ride.
How commanding.
All right. My Featured Extras, be big but not real.
Animated but not exciting, totally appealing,
but completely forgettable in every way. You get it.
And whatever you do, remember there is no speaking at all.
Aye-aye, Captain Gadget.
-Ew. Girl. -ASHLYN: Okay.
No, starting now, I got it.
All right. Hello, hello, hi.
Now, I like to shoot the first rehearsal
to see where the disasters might be, okay? So let's go.
-Let's go, people. -RICKY: Copy.
Rolling, rolling.
I'm telling you, Seb is missing out.
He should be here.
Hey, guys. I'm Alyson, call me Aly.
No nerves today, all right? We got this.
Oh, my gods. It's Alyson fricking Reed!
(GASPS) I'm dying. I'm deceased. Yes.
Scene 27, take one.
Mark.
RICKY: Psst.
(WHISPERS) You're a yes.
What?
(LOUDER) You weren't a maybe. You're a yes.
Ricky.
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, it is gritty, it is dangerous,
it is High School Musical 4 but it might as well be Kill Bill 3.
Now, for the record, I'm used to shooting a lot of takes.
We might do this 50 times today.
Okay? Thank you.
(SIGHS)
And action.
Hey, Bailey, can I talk to you about something?
You know you can talk to me about anything, Sam.
I know, babe, but this is really hard for me to say.
Babe, you're scaring me.
What?
It's about Ms. Darbus.
Okay... Now I'm really scared.
They look good, right?
-Yeah. -Okay.
I just found out Ms. Darbus doesn't have much longer.
At East High.
She's retiring.
Sam, please tell me you're kidding.
I don't know how to be at East High without Ms. Darbus.
His hair is pulling focus from the scene. It's...
-(WHISPERS) It's just too shiny. -It's too shiny.
When I came here as a sophomore, I didn't know anyone.
I was totally lost and Ms. Darbus made me feel found.
She means so much to me.
She means so much to all of us.
-We're gonna get through this. -(GASPS SOFTLY)
Together.
-(WHISPERS) She's gorgeous. -She's beautiful.
-It's annoying. -Really.
Crying?
Why is there crying?
I'm sorry, Ms. Darbus. I just told Bailey that you're retiring.
I couldn't hold it in any longer.
And here comes the monologue that Disney wouldn't let me cut.
To which Alyson added four lines to in her trailer.
ALYSON AS MS. DARBUS: (CLAPS) Attention, everyone! Please?
What Sam just said is correct.
I will be retiring at the end of this year,
but what does retirement mean? Really?
I prefer to think of it as
we are going to be graduating joyfully
and going off onto our next great adventures together.
I'm not ready to say goodbye.
ALYSON AS MS. DARBUS: In the theater, there is never goodbye.
It's an exit stage right.
It's a kiss, kiss at the stage door.
It's making sure you don't fall in love with your costar,
because what if you break up and then the next week,
you find you're cast in a bare-bones production of Romeo and Juliet?
Oh! The stories I could tell.
Bailey, Sam, Math Nerd Boy,
Skater Boi, Goth Girl, all of you.
I am as saddened as you are
to be bidding adieu to my beloved East High.
But a teacher, a true teacher,
never really retires.
She lives on, in you.
In all of you.
Wildcats forever.
And cut!
Ms. Darbus, can I hug you?
(SOBBING) I don't think I'm ever gonna be ready to say goodbye.
Gina's going off script.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, this is really good.
What's so good about goodbye?
Oh, of course, my darling.
Oh, yes.
Please just hold me and make it make sense.
Wow!
Cut!
Ricky!
All right, you, wow boy.
God. You look like a photocopy of an American Eagle advertisement,
so you're not officially fired yet.
But don't tempt me.
You're eliminated from the scene.
All right, let's turn it around. We got it in one take.
Not bad.
Sorry, Ricky, I'm gonna have to walk you off the set.
Good.
Coming in hot. Gina's latest movie schedule.
You got it? How?
Oh, you know. (CHUCKLES)
I really don't.
Oh my.
This doesn't make sense.
Her character is in almost every scene of the movie.
That is not what Quinn promised me.
You appear to have gained a Chad...
And lost a Gabriella.
RICKY: "You were perfect."
Keyboard smash.
(SIGHS) Geez.
MAZZARA: Ricky Bowen.
I wondered when I'd see you here.
Mr. Mazzara. Wow.
-Long time, no... -Yes.
So, you didn't take that job in California, huh?
Too much sunshine. I found it depressing.
That tracks for you, actually.
How funny.
Here you are, right in front of the college bulletin board.
(CHUCKLES)You would not find it funny
if you knew how behind I was in all that stuff.
Is all of this just about that?
Is all of what just about... What?
It's a college application checklist.
You can talk about any of this anytime with me,
or a parent, or any trusted adult.
Even Ms. Jenn.
Pff! I don't think so.
She and my dad talk about literally everything.
So, I'm not about to add more ammunition there.
I see.
-Well, I should probably... -Yes. You should.
Good to... You know.
Yes.
-RICKY: Welcome back. -Thank you.
Yes. I'm still here.
One more time.
I just want an extreme close-up on Alyson.
How extreme are we talking here?
Handheld.
Very jittery, in case I wanna play Ms. Darbus as broken and afraid.
We're thinking of adding a terminal illness into Act 3.
Oh, God.
Kenny Ortega, where are you when I need you?
Okay, seriously, how did you do that?
Do what?
All right, we're going again in 20 seconds.
Tight on Alyson. Stand by.
Nail the scene in one take.
Look, I grew up running lines with my mom.
What you did, that was real.
Meanwhile, I feel naked without a laugh track, you know?
(CHUCKLES) Well, Mack, I just kind of closed my eyes
and pictured saying goodbye to somebody really important to me.
Like a dog?
Yeah, Mack.
Like a dog.
Here. Let's make a deal.
I'll teach you how to be a real teenager if you teach me how to be a star.
I've already got some weird people in my comments, it's a lot.
Tell me about it.
QUINN: All right, here we go.
So, the elephant in the room, or the dog, I guess.
(CHUCKLES) Uh...
Ricky is a senior, so he's going to college,
unless he doesn't get into college, which is not really my business.
Uh...
The point being,
why do I always have to say goodbye right when I'm getting used to hello?
Oh, hey, Kourt, we're wrapped for the day.
So, the props have to remain on set.
Oh, no, this one's... This one's actually mine.
I've been writing a letter of recommendation about myself.
Oh, I love that for you.
You wouldn't if you read it. You guys, I'm kinda stuck on this.
Hey, you were a boss today.
Okay, you really think so?
-Um, I really know so. -(MADDOX CHUCKLES)
Well, I memorized it on the plane, so...
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
Time to dip and find someone who's paid to listen to me.
You know, goth looks really good on you.
-Thank you. I'm wearing 12 necklaces. -Oh, yeah?
CARLOS: Seb? Seb.
-(RINGS BELL) -Seb.
I've ordered five coffees. And I drank all of them.
You drank all of them?
Yes, and I'm going in for another.
Security be damned.
No, stop.
Seb, come on. If you're still mad about the doc, you know it was all lies.
This isn't... This isn't the time or the place for this conversation.
Name the time and the place.
Skater boy to farm boy. Please.
(SIGHS) All right, man. Two questions.
Why are you so stressed right now?
And why is it about your friend, Gina?
We're not...
Whatever.
Apparently, her schedule for the movie is gonna be insane.
Emmy told Maddox who told Ashlyn who texted me.
I just...
If Gina's too busy for the musical, I don't know, dude.
It feels like this is all that I have right now.
Seems dramatic, but sure.
I'm sure there's other stuff to live for, bro.
Maybe Kourt could help you with your college applications.
Wow, worst timing ever for that subject.
What are you gonna do about it?
The Gina movie stuff.
Well, the old version of me
would've silently wished the entire movie would go away,
so that Gina and I could have our picture-perfect time together
as Troy and Gabriella.
Okay. So, what would the new Ricky do?
(SIGHS)
Can I help you?
I didn't even know you were in here.
Mmm-hmm.
(CLEARS THROAT) Um, I'm writing a letter of recommendation about myself,
and I feel like it's coming across a little, uh, arrogant.
Mmm.
Hmm.
Kourtney, this is wonderful.
-Really? -Yes.
All the credits, all the scores, all the adjectives.
It's not arrogant, it's proud, as it should be.
-Did you use a thesaurus for this? -Two.
Huh.
Honestly, it's perfect.
Wow, thank you so much Mr. Mazzara,
-that's kind of all I was looking for. -(RIPPING)
Start over. Colleges are not looking for perfect.
Then what have I spent almost 18 years achieving all of this for?
They're looking for you, the real you,
not the perfect you that you wrote in that letter.
The perfect me doesn't exist.
And I think that's the point.
Start from there.
Yeah, but that's not really answering my question.
-Start from there. -That's not answering my question.
Hi. Have a good one.
Okay.
I'm not done decorating yet.
(LAUGHS) Ricky! Wait.
Are you serious? What?
How did you...
I posed as security and snuck into your trailer.
Emmy taught me how to go undercover, so...
-(GIGGLES) -Oh!
You're so sweet.
Also, I was watching you today and something hit me.
GINA: Okay.
You were wrong.
On opening night of High School Musical,
you said you never get stuff right the first time.
I did?
I don't think I've ever forgotten a thing you said.
(CHUCKLES) Anyways, you did it today.
You got it right the first time, in one...
What's that thing that Maddox keeps yelling on set?
-In one take. -(CHUCKLES)
And yes, sure, I ruined it in the end.
Yeah, but it was kind of hilarious seeing you get shooed away.
It's nice to know I have my first super cute superfan.
Always.
And I know that things are busier now,
so I can rehearse for HSM3 after school,
on the weekends, even during secret make-out times, if that's what it takes.
-I just... I don't want... -Hey.
We're gonna find a way to have it all, Ricky.
You know how much the musical means to me.
I don't know how, but I think the right answer will appear.
(EXHALES)
I hope so.
(PHONE DIALING)
Hi. Hello there.
My name is Jennifer, and I am the drama teacher at East High.
Kourtney gave me your number, and I hear you might still be in town.
Yeah, I called the nicest hotel in Salt Lake
and they said you hadn't checked out, so...
So, I know you're still in town.
Um...
The point is,
I wanna help you.
You're clearly very gifted, and perhaps
you just need a friendly mentor
with an eye for talent who could help bring your acting talents out.
I say this with a lot of admiration,
and I know what it can feel like to be a joke,
to be underestimated.
And also, I need your help.
And, just... Could you give me a call back?
Thank you.
That sounded serious.
Benjamin.
I'm worried about some of your students.
I am, too.
Is it Ricky, Kourtney, Carlos, Ashlyn or Gina?
Yes.
May I...
Oh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
It's so good to see you.
Mom.
MICHELLE: Coming, Ko-Ko.
Yes?
Two questions.
Okay. Two answers coming up.
Can I go back to therapy this week?
What's the second question?
If you were writing a letter of recommendation about me,
what am I like? Like, for real.
Like, the real me, not the perfect one.
I have waited a long time for you to ask me that.
Do you want tough love or you want a cheerleader?
DANI: Hey, Ricky with the good hair.
Dani, what are you still doing here?
No offense. Sorry.
None taken.
So, I heard a rumor.
Oh, boy.
I wasn't fired exactly,
but I was definitely eliminated from the big Ms. Darbus scene,
so we have that in common. Again, no offense.
You keep saying that and yet you keep not offending me.
It's not a rumor about High School Musical 4,
it's a rumor about High School Musical 3.
Is it?
I heard you guys might be looking for a Gabriella.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Ricky Bowen.
Come in.
Hey, cool if I...
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)
So, I thought about what you said.
Which part?
Well, you'll teach me to be real, and I'll teach you how to be a star.
You know, handle the superfans, deal with the stress,
coast on a set with three hours of sleep and a big smile.
(CHUCKLES)
Okay.
When do you wanna start?
Star lesson number one.
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, J.Lo and Drake,
Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles.
You just named a bunch of people
who pretended to be a couple for publicity.
Exactly. Think about it.
Could give the movie some good press.
But you and Dani are a couple. Are you...
This is my real number.
Tag, you're it.
I just gave you your first star lesson,
let me know when you're willing to teach me how to act.
See ya.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)