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KOURTNEY: Previously on High School
Musical: The Musical: The Series...
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When Corbin Bleu returns for your
first table read, you must de-stress.
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Yeah, baby. Let's hug it out.
Bring it in. Come on.
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Dress to impress.
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-Dope outfit.
-Kourtney.
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And try to hide the mess.
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Wait. Jet's not here.
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What's with Jet? Is he troubled?
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They think we have no drama?
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-My mom is moving back.
-What?
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Hey, Val, did you know about this letter?
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I'm so glad we fooled them.
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I can get you drama.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Morning, guys. Come on in.
We don't have much time.
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-Take a seat.
-Did EJ tell you what this was about?
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Nope. But you should ask Val. (CHUCKLES)
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I'm kidding. Don't ask Val.
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Yeah. Funny story from last night.
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It looks like EJ is apparently moving
to St. Louis for his gap year.
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I'm going to talk to him
about it after rehearsal.
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But today, I am here to play Anna.
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I'm just gonna stick to the script.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Can we have everyone's attention please?
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Thanks for coming in early, guys.
We've been up all night.
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Look, this better be good,
because in here, it's still last night.
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We've been working
on a plan to save the show
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and give Corbin and that Channing guy
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the reality show style juice
that they really want.
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Sorry. Save the show?
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He just wants a little more
excitement from us. A little more...
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-He thinks we're boring.
-(ALL GASP)
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He's missing our rehearsal today
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to scout out the kids
at Deep Lake Camp in Temecula.
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-That can't be a real place.
-But not to worry, because we have a plan.
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And it starts with five little letters.
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Allow me.
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Watch what happens, fam.
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"Ri-cos-il"?
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No. It's The Real Campers of Shallow Lake.
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The franchise I was always destined
to join. I mean, you were.
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EJ: Look, it's easy.
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You know how normally
we act like regular people,
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pick up on social cues,
care about our feelings?
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(LAUGHS) Do we?
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Yes, we do. But now that's over.
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Because the key to
any great reality show is the three Bs.
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Bombshells, betrayals and (BLEEP) slaps.
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(ALL GASP)
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Can he say that?
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Look, I love the housewives
as much as anyone,
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but how are we gonna pull this off
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when we're real students who don't have
millions to burn and kids to blame?
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-Can I be Team Kourtney on this?
-No. Here's what we're doing.
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There's the judgy one, the jilted ex,
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the one with the dark past, the crier,
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the one with the catchphrase,
the one who's here for the wrong reasons,
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the shrink, the bad boy
and the instigator.
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Mmm-hmm. It's a formula,
and the formula works.
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Each of you has a role to play today.
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-I'm sorry. Carlos, did you cast this?
-(CHUCKLES) I'm back, baby.
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Isn't this a little tawdry?
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Was gonna say the same thing.
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(CHUCKLES) And that's why you, Kourt,
get to be the judgy one.
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(ALL CLAPPING SOFTLY)
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But do we want to
look like villains on TV?
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I thought you'd want to go sympathetic,
which is why you get to be the jilted ex.
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, good.
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-Ashlyn, you've got a dark past.
-I'm dying. Yes.
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Guys, this is gonna be fun.
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Gadget, you're the crier.
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And, Gina...
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Ooh, I think we've already established
that I can't improvise.
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She's awful.
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I don't even have a comeback for that
because I can't improvise.
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I got you, boo.
You're the one with the catchphrase.
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Just say the same thing
all the time in different ways.
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Okay. What's my phrase?
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-"Don't get me started."
-And you shouldn't.
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EJ's here for the wrong reasons.
Val's the shrink,
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Jet's the bad boy,
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and I will be the instigator.
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(SCOFFS) I thought we were stretching
for these parts.
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Good. I want a lot of that today.
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I know that was a lot,
but has everyone got all that?
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-Good. 'Cause there's more.
-(ALL MURMURING SOFTLY)
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We have four goals for the day.
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Someone needs to run out of here crying,
someone needs to get slapped,
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someone needs to throw a drink at someone,
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and someone needs to get caught on
a hot mic saying something scandalous.
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-Any questions?
-Many questions.
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This is gonna put our documentary
on the map. Get into it, guys.
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Um, Channing's coming in 15.
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Thanks, Val. Always helpful to get
your behind-the-scenes take.
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Start getting into character.
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There's no time to lose, and many, many
People's Choice Awards to gain. Come on.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Five, six, seven, eight.
One and two and three and...
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Crash? See. It's just a slap, dear.
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-Wrong way.
-Uh, sorry. Yeah.
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-You have to, like, clap.
-Okay. Yeah.
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-Oh.
-Oh! You tell me... Just...
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(CLAPS)
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-Nah.
-Well, this looks super fake.
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-I'm open to notes.
-Same.
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-I can hit him for real.
-CARLOS: Thank you. No. Safety first.
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Think of it as actors. Try this.
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EJ, you've stolen the woman Ricky loves.
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Do you mean Gina? Because she's
EJ's girlfriend, so he stole her.
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Would've stolen her. In a fake scenario.
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Yeah, I like it.
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You've held a torch for her for years
and sometimes in this fake scenario,
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you pretend to get lost
with her in the woods,
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and then now it's weird because
she's in love with me here at camp.
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-Mmm-hmm.
-Did I do it right?
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It's pretty convincing. Yeah?
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Found my motivation.
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Again?
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Okay. Is it just me or should Carlos
have given "fake crying" to an actor?
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Oh, it's way easier than you think.
Do you have a pet who died?
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Just my dog Joe-Jack,
but he's still alive.
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Oh, you didn't hear?
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Um, we got a call in the office.
There's been a terrible accident.
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-Okay, can I be the slapper?
-We're working out the kinks.
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There's no time.
Just work on your backstories.
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Try this. The two of you
are in love with the same boy.
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-Oh, Jet. We'll make it Jet.
-Oh, God, no.
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Oh, gosh, yes.
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It totally makes sense that I,
the girl with the dark past,
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would be in love with the bad boy.
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(CHUCKLES) Jet, come here.
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Do you know Maddox? She's hot for you.
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(LAUGHS) Okay.
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But you, Jet,
you have the hots for Kourtney.
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Um...
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Hey, Channing's here.
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(CARLOS SIGHS WEARILY)
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(EXHALES)
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Okay.
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Let's you and the rest of the Care Bears
get this lovefest over with, huh?
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I think you're gonna be
pleasantly surprised today.
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I haven't been pleasantly surprised
since Survivor: Nicaragua.
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Everyone give a warm welcome for Channing.
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-Pretend I'm not here.
-No welcome for Channing.
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Hey, everything good with you
and the director?
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-Don't get me started.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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I think he's confiding in Val about stuff.
I don't know how much stuff, but stuff.
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And I guess I'm just really
self-conscious about it.
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Whoops. I got started.
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Alex, Emmy, Carlos, places for
A Little Bit of You, please.
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Kill the lights, please.
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You know, there's a recipe
to making a proper snowman.
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-Really?
-Uh-huh.
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(SINGING) A little bit of you
A little bit of me
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-A part that loves to dream
-A part that swings from a tree
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A little like me
A little like you
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-A part that's nice
-A part that's naughty, too
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A loyal friend who is there no matter what
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-A big round belly
-And a big, bouncy butt
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He'll love warm hugs
and the bright sunlight
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And he'll really love the summer
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-But he'll melt.
-Yeah, you're right.
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Oh! So we'll build him back together
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Yes, together, that's the key
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-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-'Cause he's a little bit of you and me
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Mmm-mmm. Okay. Stop, stop.
Turn on the lights.
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(LAUGHING)
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(CARLOS SIGHS)
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Um, I'm sorry,
but is this supposed to be fake snow?
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Uh, Olaf? You can speak.
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Not to instigate anything here,
but this looks like sea salt.
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Did I take the wrong prop?
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(FAKE CRIES) I tried my best, okay?
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(BOTH MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY)
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You guys, my head isn't a funnel.
Can we try for my feet next time?
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-Are we being punked?
-At this point, I'm legally a margarita.
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And I'm realizing now I forgot to invite
the girls to the pre-rehearsal meeting.
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They have no idea what's going on.
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(SIGHS)
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I think I broke the children.
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(SIGHS) This is nice, Elsa.
Us talking.
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-Yeah, it is.
-Maybe we could do it more often?
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(SIGHS) Oh, my gosh.
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Um...
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I'm so sorry. Can we cut? Are you
really gonna deliver your line like that?
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If you wanna talk line readings,
don't get me started.
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(LAUGHS)
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Or what? Water.
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(SCOFFS) Come on. Let's get...
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(GASPS)
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-No, you did not.
-Shouldn't have gotten me started. Oops.
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(GASPS)
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Oh!
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-Now, you hold on one second.
-CARLOS: This is the best day of my life.
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So I'll be playing Sven,
the reindeer in this scene,
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and as an actor/director, I'm just proud
to be flexing all my muscles this summer.
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Of course he's confident. A cis straight
dude with a paper-thin résumé?
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You're right. Everyone loves confidence.
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You missed almost
all the words I said, huh?
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All right. Let's do the Anna-
Kristoff-Hans scene. Page 24.
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Keep your camera on him. He's the bad boy.
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(CHANNING GASPS)
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And action.
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-(LAUGHS) I'm sorry. So sorry.
-Oh, no. Are you okay?
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I'm fine. How embarrassing. I...
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Director, I don't get Hans.
He's kinda lame.
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Can we get him to be rougher or something?
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Are you questioning me
as a director/actor?
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I think maybe that's something I would do.
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Let's keep going.
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-Hi. Can I ask you lovebirds something?
-(LAUGHS) Lovebirds?
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-No. We've actually never met.
-(LOW VOICE) But we're meeting now.
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah, we are.
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-Great. Do you like cold drinks?
-Very much.
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-What are you doing with your voice, dude?
-(NORMAL) I don't know, but it hurts.
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Okay, you need to start crying.
And you need to be judgier.
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I don't know what to think about.
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Jet is about to profess
his love to another girl.
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You should be hysterical right now.
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(SQUEALS) It's just...
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It is so hard to see
my man with another lady.
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(SQUEALS)
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Ugh, what a baby.
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Well, that's a little judgy.
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Well, you're a little loud
and excitable man.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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-(GRUNTS)
-Ow!
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My face. I've been slapped.
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It's hard. Trying to get in character,
and how am I supposed to just...
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Okay. Channing's on a ten-one.
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That means peeing in Hollywood.
How are we both doing?
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-Hmm. Don't get me started.
-Jilted.
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00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:46,492
CARLOS: Excellent.
235
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:50,079
This is the last song of the day, so
let's go out and really sell it. Capisce?
236
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,165
Remember, Ricky,
you've got unresolved feelings for Gina.
237
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,168
Gina, you only know four words.
It writes itself.
238
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,253
Does it?
239
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,422
Gina, what's your motivation?
240
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,425
Oh! I don't wanna get started.
241
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,804
Yes, and you're angry at your boyfriend
242
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,515
and using your ex-boyfriend
to get under his skin.
243
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,684
Basically, have fun torturing EJ.
244
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,189
-I can do that.
-Speaking of which, where is EJ?
245
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,275
(DOOR RUSTLING)
246
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,869
-Hi.
-Hey, buddy.
247
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,247
Gina.
248
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,958
I am lucky.
249
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,627
Let's do this.
250
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,338
(TOILET FLUSHING)
251
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,841
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
252
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,388
Hey, guys, I know we've barely
run this song, so just mark it.
253
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,808
Use the space but be safe. Half-energy.
254
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,186
Gotta agree.
No reason to go crazy, you guys.
255
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,403
GINA: (AS ANNA)
But Hans is not a stranger.
256
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,740
RICKY: (AS KRISTOFF) Okay.
So, what's his last name?
257
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,453
Of the Southern Isles.
258
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,622
Hmm. Uh...
259
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,999
-Foot size?
-Foot size doesn't matter.
260
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:22,546
But knowing a man before you marry him
kinda does.
261
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,090
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
262
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,802
(SINGING) You've got opinions
on my life and my relations
263
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,471
But let me tell you what
264
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,181
Okay, enlighten me.
265
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,895
Love is the one thing
that has zero complications
266
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,147
And I can trust my gut
267
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,815
Okay, you frighten me.
268
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:46,445
Some people know their hearts
the minute true love starts
269
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,781
RICKY: Some people read a lot of books
270
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,115
I like books.
271
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,912
Some people simply know
when true love says hello
272
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,582
Some folks are taken in by princely looks
273
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:02,086
BOTH: What do you know about love?
274
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:07,591
What do you know about love?
275
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,221
All I'm saying is
when you go to climb a mountain
276
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,348
You don't just jump to the top
277
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,891
If it's true love, you can.
278
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:20,270
There's scaling and scrambling
And too many steps for counting
279
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,148
And the work doesn't stop
280
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,692
Maybe for you.
281
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,946
RICKY: Love's not an easy climb
You have to take your time
282
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,532
We get a whole life
That's the plan
283
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,117
RICKY: That's not a plan.
284
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,705
Love's not a thing you get
It's work and tears and sweat
285
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,500
So says the sweaty, smelly mountain man
286
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,546
BOTH: What do you know about love?
287
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:50,050
What do you know about anything, anything?
288
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:54,346
Anyone with half a brain
would've worn some winter gear
289
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,934
Anyone with half a life
would have one friend who's not a deer
290
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,019
I do.
291
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,731
Any fool who jumps headlong
is gonna bang their head
292
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:09,403
Any fool who doesn't jump right now
is probably gonna end up dead
293
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,744
Like I said...
294
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:21,999
BOTH: So what do you know about love?
295
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,917
Wow. You're really strong.
296
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:30,007
BOTH: What do you know about love?
297
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,258
I lift a lot of ice.
298
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:36,221
BOTH: At least we know one thing
This trip should be interesting
299
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:40,642
What do you know about love?
300
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:45,773
What do you know about love?
301
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,374
All right, let's take a five, everyone.
302
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:18,597
Ricky, that must've been awful for you.
Being Gina's jilted ex and all.
303
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,683
(CHUCKLES) Heart-wrenching, honestly.
304
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,978
ASHLYN: You should've seen Ricky
two semesters ago.
305
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,273
He could barely memorize his lines.
I'm impressed.
306
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,861
If you ask me, I'd say he's
clearly genuinely heartsick.
307
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,032
I mean, the heavy breathing,
the cracking voice, the eyes...
308
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:42,454
They actually do have history.
Are you some kind of Svengali, or...
309
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,249
I'm interested in what lies
beneath the surface of us all.
310
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,087
Oh, right. Psych major. That's so amazing.
311
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,633
From where I sit, Ricky is a perfect
example of sublimated yearning.
312
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,389
And when we have to wait for
the kind of love we truly need,
313
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,308
that frustration manifests itself
in unexpected ways.
314
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,312
Wait. Are you in character
right now as the shrink?
315
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:11,483
-Wouldn't you like to know?
-I mean, I might. (CHUCKLES)
316
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,902
(MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY)
317
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,905
But, you know, I've always
been interested in psychology
318
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,992
ever since losing my unborn twin.
319
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,829
In prison.
(DRAMATICALLY) During a recession.
320
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,790
VAL: How are you so strong?
321
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,002
EJ: Hey, G.
322
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,713
Hey.
323
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,009
Okay, I know the whole
reindeer costume was upsetting,
324
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,844
but are you mad at me about something?
325
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,973
-Don't get me started.
-(CHUCKLES) Is that a threat?
326
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,853
Hey, I know today's a little weird.
327
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:52,024
But I promise I'll have time to hang once
this whole Corbin thing gets sorted out.
328
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:58,614
Will you? 'Cause I kind of feel like
we're having totally different summers.
329
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:03,577
Yeah, I know. But tomorrow's
gonna be better. I promise. Okay?
330
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,252
-(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
-CARLOS: Guys.
331
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:23,388
Well, I underestimated you guys.
332
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:25,891
What a mess.
333
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,271
And I mean a mess in an award-winning way.
334
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,522
(CHUCKLES)
335
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:36,818
You were terrified. You guys should've
seen your faces. That was good.
336
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,779
All right, Channing out.
337
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,954
-Congratulations, everyone. We did it.
-(ALL CHEERING)
338
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:52,167
Thanks for being our fearless leader,
Carlos. You have a very weird gift.
339
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,798
ALL: (CHANTING) Carlos. Carlos. Carlos.
340
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,344
Hey.
341
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:09,226
Sorry if I was
a little intense back there.
342
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,728
No, it's not you. It's me.
343
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,107
I don't think you're allowed
to change catchphrases.
344
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,319
-Don't get me started.
-A lesson I've learned before.
345
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,946
(GINA CHUCKLES)
346
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,826
To be honest, I just didn't think
my summer of firsts
347
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:28,704
would include my first boyfriend fight.
348
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:36,336
(CHUCKLES) It's not even a fight.
It's like a one-sided confusion.
349
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,090
First boyfriend secret, I guess.
350
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,508
-(GINA CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
-Hmm.
351
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:47,639
Yeah, I guess it's really hard
not to just say what you feel, you know?
352
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,355
Hey. Break up the rebound, you two.
I forgot something.
353
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,986
(CHUCKLES)
354
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:04,531
Children, I forgot about the group photo.
355
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,784
Can't do publicity at the Mouse House
without a super fierce cast pic.
356
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:08,910
Am I right?
357
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:12,956
It's Frozen time.
358
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,667
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
359
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:21,715
(BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
360
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,430
I'm, like, on guard making sure...
Seriously, like, all of the tape...
361
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,474
-You're this one.
-Uh-huh.
362
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,851
-And you're this one.
-Cute.
363
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,024
Dude, why is Gina mad at me?
364
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,401
I think she's just coming down
from the rehearsal.
365
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,195
This documentary means a lot to her.
366
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,447
Right, yeah. That makes sense.
367
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,700
All right, smile, guys.
We're almost home.
368
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:53,372
-Almost home as in Salt Lake or St. Louis?
-Wait. What?
369
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:57,084
Are you confused? Welcome to the club.
370
00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,002
What's this about St. Louis?
371
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,548
It's where the World's Fair was
held in 1904. It's a great city.
372
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:08,053
-Can we talk about this later?
-Do not get me started.
373
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:14,434
Smile. Harder, harder.
Like you're angry happy. Yeah.
374
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:22,317
Thanks again. Great day, you guys.
The Bleu Man's gonna be so happy.
375
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,653
I can call him that
'cause we're close. Peace.
376
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,741
Well, that couldn't have gone longer.
377
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,078
I, for one, am looking forward
to being reviled by America.
378
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,497
You know, a simple thank you
would do the trick.
379
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,916
Guys, can we just stop getting
worked up over this, okay?
380
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,709
If we can't pull this summer together,
381
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,462
we're gonna have bigger problems
than just labels on a poster.
382
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:46,133
I gotta be Elsa by the end of the week,
and if I can't land that high E flat,
383
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:47,843
they're gonna edit me out of the show.
384
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,931
Okay, do you wanna take it down
like 1,000?
385
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,976
Being this anxious all the time
is literally bad for your skin.
386
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,896
-Um, I'm sorry. What was that word?
-Anxious?
387
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,567
-Did you tell him what my mom...
-Wait.
388
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,485
Told me what?
389
00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:08,238
Guys, this is all a natural response
390
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:11,616
to a day of high tensions
and intense emotions,
391
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,619
so let's just walk it off,
take a deep breath...
392
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:19,332
Val, maybe now's not the time
for your psychoanalysis. Read the room.
393
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:23,128
In my experience, Val prefers
to read letters that aren't for her.
394
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,755
I know Val is hard to handle sometimes.
395
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,716
I used to crush on her, too,
396
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:32,304
but yelling at people is no way
to express your romantic feelings.
397
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,264
(LAUGHS)
398
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:37,809
I'm sorry. What? That's...
399
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:38,977
-Okay.
-I have a boyfriend.
400
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:42,355
Can you just once stop telling everyone
who they are and how they should be?
401
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:46,026
-Oh, you're talking to me now?
-Forget it. You're just gonna yell.
402
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,904
Yeah, that's right, Jet.
Make me the bad guy, once again.
403
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:53,283
Did I miss an episode of our reality show?
Did these two know each other before camp?
404
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,244
Look, Maddie, I'm here, aren't I?
I'm trying.
405
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,954
Because you were forced to come here
406
00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:00,332
after you literally got expelled
from school.
407
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:03,210
Or are we just pretending
that didn't happen?
408
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,003
You have never let me explain that.
409
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:08,882
Then why don't you also explain why you
didn't show up to my 15th birthday party?
410
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:13,094
Explain why I lose all of my confidence
when you're around me,
411
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,055
and heck, Jet, why don't you explain
412
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,098
why you told Mom and Dad
about me and Madison
413
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:20,477
when you found her texts in my phone?
Explain that.
414
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,776
Mom and... Wait. What?
415
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:31,112
-I have done a terrible thing.
-RICKY: I need to sit down.
416
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:35,700
I need to lie down.
417
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,412
There are a lot of secrets
floating around.
418
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:44,376
EJ: Whatever you saw in the letter,
it's not what it looks like.
419
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:48,421
St. Louis, EJ? You let me think
we were gonna be neighbors.
420
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:49,839
And we will be.
421
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,426
My dad is trying to make me
go to Caswell Success School,
422
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,762
but I'm going to change his mind.
423
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:59,015
I know if he sees that I can make
this docuseries a success,
424
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:01,226
he'll let up on the whole training thing.
425
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,562
But I'm not leaving
Salt Lake without a fight.
426
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,231
Then why didn't you just tell me?
427
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,277
I don't wanna feel like you're
keeping things from me.
428
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:14,322
-Ever.
-Can I be Team Gina on this?
429
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:22,163
Elton John Caswell,
I am so disappointed in you.
430
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,874
Wait. That's what "EJ" stands for?
431
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:30,630
-Huh, Rocket Man.
-(LAUGHS) Another thing I didn't know.
432
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,800
I always assumed you were, like,
"Eric Junior."
433
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,804
-My dad's name is Cash.
-That is on-brand.
434
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:41,182
You guys. Jet and Maddox are siblings?
435
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:48,356
Gina, please. I didn't... I just...
436
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,525
You just acted like
an old version of yourself.
437
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:54,321
I get it. Or maybe it's just
the real EJ of Shallow Lake.
438
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:13,214
You overheard all of that in there,
didn't you?
439
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:18,094
I am very confused, and I feel like
I need a nap. Except I'm too old for naps.
440
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,889
Honestly, if that's
what theater kids are like...
441
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:21,973
No.
442
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,933
We think we should
try something lower stakes.
443
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,435
Like Olympic speed skating.
444
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:29,064
Look, we can be a lot,
but that's just who theater kids are.
445
00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:31,149
-At the end of the day we...
-Slap each other?
446
00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,109
(CHUCKLES) Only if we're paid to.
447
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,613
Look, my mom sent me here
to get me out of my shell,
448
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,449
but I understand why turtles
spend so much time inside.
449
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,118
It's quiet inside.
And there are good snacks.
450
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:46,081
I don't know anything about turtles.
The point is, you all are crazy.
451
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,874
Trust me, it's worth it.
452
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:52,671
Even when tensions get high
and you get, uh, low,
453
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,423
you'll be proud of who you are
on opening night.
454
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,551
-Your lip is trembling.
-I believe you.
455
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,597
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
456
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:10,980
You always manage to find my hiding spots.
457
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,983
I'm surprised you're
not hitchhiking home again.
458
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:18,113
Dude, don't.
I would leave if I could.
459
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,949
What are you running from?
460
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:26,663
Let's just say Maddie doesn't think
I was playing a role today.
461
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,667
I've been a bad guy to her for a long time
and it's eating me up.
462
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,211
I don't know. It's hard to describe.
463
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:40,885
It helps, sometimes when we can't find
the words, we just sing instead.
464
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,807
-Who's we?
-Us. The theater kids.
465
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,311
Yeah. Well, I'm not you.
466
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,693
(RICKY SIGHS)
467
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:01,823
-Will he ever forgive me?
-Nah. This is about his sister.
468
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:07,328
-And you killed it today, by the way.
-Thanks. You weren't too bad yourself.
469
00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,664
Jilted ex suits you, bro.
470
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,836
Oh, no. I said "bro"
and now you're gonna reveal something.
471
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:16,171
-Between us...
-Oh, dear.
472
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:20,300
It's possible
I wasn't completely acting today
473
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:24,596
when I was "pretending" to crush on Gina.
474
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,766
-I was wondering.
-Did it show?
475
00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:31,811
My straight-dar is exquisite.
With one notable exception earlier.
476
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:35,315
-Promise you won't tell.
-I'm no instigator.
477
00:29:35,648 --> 00:29:36,941
(RUSTLING)
478
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,084
(SIGHS)
479
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,366
(PLAYING MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
480
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,879
(SINGING) Fires always love
to start around me
481
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:42,757
Thought that you'd be better off
without me
482
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:46,135
Walking away was all that I could do
483
00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:55,645
Swear I only had the best intentions
No idea that you would feel abandoned
484
00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:58,773
You know that I'd never do that to you
485
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:04,445
I just wanna go back
Everything that we had
486
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:11,369
And nobody's perfect
I know I made some mistakes
487
00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,414
And maybe in your eyes
I can't do nothing right
488
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,709
But my heart is in the right, right place
489
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,295
I hate that I hurt you
490
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:25,341
I wish I knew what to say
All I can do is try
491
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:30,013
And hope you realize
that my heart is in the right, right place
492
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:35,768
I've had about a million chances
Blame myself for everything that happened
493
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:38,855
I'd like to think I'm just misunderstood
494
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,316
(HUMS)
495
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:44,819
I've felt so out of place
Alienated
496
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:47,864
And you can't escape
the trouble I'm making
497
00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:52,827
If I could take it back you know I would
498
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,624
Miss the you and me that we used to be
499
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:58,750
Oh
500
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:04,255
And nobody's perfect
I know I made some mistakes
501
00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:07,508
And maybe in your eyes
I can't do nothing right
502
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:10,762
But my heart is in the right, right place
503
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,681
I hate that I hurt you
504
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,392
I wish I knew what to say
505
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,938
All I can do is try and hope you realize
506
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:23,066
That my heart is in the right, right place
507
00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:26,569
I, I wanna let you know
508
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,029
Let you know
509
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,949
If you didn't know, you didn't know
510
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:34,661
My heart is in
the right, right, right place
511
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:39,624
And I, I, I wanna let you know
Let you know
512
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:43,294
If it didn't show
It didn't show
513
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:47,465
My heart is in
the right, right, right place
514
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,094
And nobody's perfect
515
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:55,932
I know I made some mistakes
Give it a little time
516
00:32:56,182 --> 00:33:00,728
And you'll realize
that my heart is in the right place
517
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:32,844
Hey, it's me.
518
00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:36,806
How soon can you be here?
519
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,354
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)