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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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- Noah, can you read me?! Over.

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- I read you, Owen. Over.

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- Hi, Noah! Whatcha doing? Over.

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- Standing by the cubbies. Over.

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- Now what are you doing? Over.

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- Uh, looking at you? Over.

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Spanish announcer: La
transmisión de hoy está

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patrocinada por yum yum
burrito.

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Cuando digo burrito,
dices yum yum!

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- Noah! You've got burritos?

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Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
Gimme! Gimme!

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- Oof! Owen, I'm not selling
burritos.

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Your walkie picked up a Spanish
radio station or something.

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Spanish announcer: Ahora tengo
hambre! (Chuckle)

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Creo que podría parar en yum
yum burritos

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después del espectáculo!

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- Do you deliver worldwide?

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- Stop! Nobody move!

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My internal toys-from-home
alarm's been triggered.

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- Ummm...huh...well...
(Nervous chuckle)

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It's... we.... wm...

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- Chef, we're not allowed
to bring toys from home.

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Have you forgotten
your own rules?

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- I didn't forget.

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- (Shouts) Don't worry, Chef,

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memory loss is quite common
for old people.

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- Hmm... I'm watching you two!

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(Door slams)

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- Phew! That was a close one!

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- Yeah, we'd better keep these
walkies out of sight.

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- (Grunting)

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Ohhhhh righhhht.

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I can't hide my walkie
in my pocket

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cause my mom sewed them shut

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to keep me from hiding candy
in there.

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But there was candy in there
when she did it! (Giggles)

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Now when I crave candy
I just do this.

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(Sucking) Mmmm...

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Candy pants!

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- Owen. Focus.

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Put your pants on. Then hide
your walkie talkie.

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- I know the perfect hiding
place!

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In my lunchbox. Huh, huh?

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(Whistling)

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- Whaddya mean you've never
seen the show "Ninja Cat"?

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It's the best show ever, Jude.

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He's a cat and a ninja!

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Spanish announcer: Los médicos
siempre han creído

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que caminar mejora
la circulación.

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- Whoa, dude,
do you hear something?

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- It came from Owen's lunchbox.

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Stand back!
Let a ninja handle this.

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(Whimpers)

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(Teeth chattering)

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- Ahhhh!

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Spanish announcer:
Camine al trabajo,
solo camine por diversión!

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- What is it?
- Isn't it obvious?

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Owen's chili dog is most
definitely

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an alien from another planet.

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- (Gasp of wonder) Of course!

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Welcome to earth, chilied one.

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- Have you gone mad?

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There's only one reason aliens
travel to earth:

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world domination!

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- (Roars)

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♪♪♪

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Sure, he might look like food,

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but we're the food, Jude,
we're the food!

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Jude: Hold on.

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Ooh, maybe it's here
on a mission of peace, bro.

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To cure diseases like chicken
pox and bath time!

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- Bath time's not a disease!

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We need to destroy this alien
before it destroys us!

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- No! I won't let you destroy
my alien friend!

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♪ Apples. Plums.
Bananas n' pears ♪

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♪ Close your eyes
n' fall down the stairs

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- Beth! Can you help me
protect the life

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of an innocent alien chili dog.

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- Jude, I have waited my entire
life to hear those words!

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- Really?
- No.

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Now show me the alien!
(Giggles)

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- My lunch has been stolen!

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Ohhhhhh... so hungry!

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Getting... weak.

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The light, (panting)
the light is calling me.

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- We can share some of our
lunches if it'll help...

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- Oh! Oh thank you, Bridgette!

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You're a lifesaver!

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(Munching)

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Oooo, whadda we got here?

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Much appreciated.

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- Thanks for agreeing
to help, Izzy.

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Saving the human race
is too heavy a burden

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for one little kid,

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but two little kids
equals one grown up!

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- And people say
math is useless.

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- No one says that.
- I've heard me say it.

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Harold: All right, "dawg".

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There's no reason this
has to get ugly.

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Just tell us what we wanna know
and we can all go home.

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Spanish announcer: Manana
estará parcialmente nublado

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con chubascos disperses...

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- We're not falling for your
tricks, alien!

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We came prepared.

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The helmets will stop the alien
from reading our thoughts.

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Plus they make us
look like real cops!

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The siren's pretty cool too.
(Wails)

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- Mine's broken so I make the
siren sounds with my face!

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Wee-ooo. Wee-ooo. Wee-ooo.

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- I'll be bad cop,
you be good cop.

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- Yes! I love being good cop!

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- Tell us your evil plan,
alien!

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Spanish announcer: No te
olvides de traer un paraguas!

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- Earth! Speak earth!

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- I'm gonna buy you a summer
dress

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and take you out for lemonade!

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- Izzy! I said good cop,
not friendly old lady!

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- Don't worry,
he's not coming.

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- Ugh! You'd better start
talking

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or you're gettin' some of this!

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Hiyah! Yah! Kiyah!

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Gahhhh!

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- (Whistles)

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Hm? Ohhh....

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Mayday, mayday. I need help.

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Owen? Someone?

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I'm trapped in here!

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(Both gasp)

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- The alien ate Noah?

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Well, your lemonade just
from a large to a small!

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- Noah must have thought it
was just a normal chili dog

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and ate it.

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Then it ate him
from the inside out!

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Spit him out!

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Spit him out right now!
- Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!

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Spanish announcer: Y ahora
veamos las puntuaciones

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de fútbol de la noche anterior.

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- Oh yeah? Well, we'll see
about that, body snatcher!

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- (Owen munching)

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You guys gotta tell your
parents that granola bars

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are not a dessert. (Shudders)

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I could barely finish
that fourth one.

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- There you are.

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Thanks for not helping me
in the washroom.

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- You usually manage
all by yourself.

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Hey... where's your vest?

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- Uhhh...

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I don't wanna talk about it.

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(Honk, engine rumbles)

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- If this alien's like me,

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it'll get car sick
and vomit Noah out.

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- Izzy, it's too late
to save Noah,

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but not too late
to save the world.

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- Wai-wai-wait. What is it?
What're you looking at?

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- Nothing. This is what heroes
do before they save the world.

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(Jude Laughs)

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(As puppet) Officer, Izzy.
- Hi.

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Harold: Yes sir!

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Jude: Captain wants you in his
office, pronto!

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(Crash)

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I'll watch the alien dude.

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- On our way.

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- Thanks puppet,
you came in pretty-

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hand-y. (Laughs)

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- Wait a second. Policemen
don't say "dude".

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- Freeze. Gahhhh!

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- Stop! Real-pretend-police!

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- (Gasp) Sarg?! Speak to me!

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- Aw, he was only a week
away from retirement.

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- We need to get that alien back

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and find out if he's already
contacted his planet

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to come and destroy us.

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- He's not safe here.

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We gotta find a way to get him
back to his planet.

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- There they are!
Wee-ooo. Wee-ooo.

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(Siren wails)

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- Ahhhh! The cops!

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(Siren wails)

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- Get down here right now!

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- Aghhhh!

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(Splat)

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(Train whistles)

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- Stop! Hands off that chili
dog.

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Whoa!

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(Train whistles)

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- Ooooohhh...

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- Carry me.

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- Hand over the alien
or prepare to battle!

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Ohhh-ahhh!

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Yee-ow. Ow, ow. Ah ah!
Hi-yah...

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- Nuh-uh! No way!

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- (Rumbling)

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I'm still kind of hungry.

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I wish I had my chili dog.

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- I think it's gone for good,
buddy,

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not much we can do about that.

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- (Sniffs)

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I smell... (sniffing)

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my chili dog! It's this way.

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- Ohhhhhkay.

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- Jude, please, before it eats
all of us the way it ate Noah!

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- Um, who ate Noah?

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Both: Ahhh!

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- This is a surprising turn
of events.

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- Heh heh... Yeah.

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And I don't get surprised
very often.

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I can count on one hand
the number of times I've- whoa!

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Look at how many fingers
I have!

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- (Pants) Give me that chili
dog!

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- Why do I get the sense
you're gonna eat it?

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- Because I am going to eat it!

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- (Gasp) You're all monsters!

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- Hand it over, Jude!

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- No!

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- Whoa!

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(Readying inhale)

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- Hey guys, what are you
fighting about? Can I help?

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Did I interrupt something?

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I can come back later?

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- Jude, now's our chance!

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Sorry. We need this.

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- Earth isn't safe for you,
wiener dude.

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Fly back to your planet!

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- Nooooo! Bravo.

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There goes the human race.

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- Reach for the stars, space
bud!

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(Pop!, splat)

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(Engine rumbles)

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- Weird. There aren't even
train tracks here.

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- My walkie talkie chili dog!

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- Walkie talkie? Oooh...

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Is that why it was talking?

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- So it wasn't an alien.

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That makes so much more sense!

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- Heh, (nervous) I guess evil
alien hot dogs

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aren't real after all. Heh.

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♪♪♪