1 00:00:01,711 --> 00:00:16,851 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:21,230 ♪♪♪ 3 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,358 ♪♪♪ 4 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:27,069 (Loud rumbling, crows caw) 5 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:29,906 (Rumbling) - Awwww! 6 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:31,240 (Loud rumbling) 7 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:33,242 (Loud Rumbling) 8 00:00:33,326 --> 00:00:34,744 (Blocks crash) - Hey! 9 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:38,080 (Stomach grumbles) - Sorry, it's my belly. 10 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:40,208 He's jonesing for some pizza. 11 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:43,127 (Whooshing) - Hey'a, hurry up! 12 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:44,837 I'm'a hungry down here. 13 00:00:44,921 --> 00:00:47,256 - Usually Chef gets us pizza for lunch 14 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,841 at least twice a week, 15 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:52,303 but lately there's been a major pizza dry spell. 16 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,181 - My blood-pizza level is dangerously low. 17 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:58,976 If I don't get my cheese-blood ratio up soon I might explode! 18 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,520 (Loud explosion) 19 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:03,481 Jude: We gotta get some pizza in this guy - stat! 20 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,149 (Hard thump) - Pizza? 21 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,400 It's 9:30 in the morning. 22 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:09,570 - There is no bad time for pizza! 23 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:12,824 Jude and Owen: ♪ Pizza in the morning, pizza at night! ♪ 24 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:16,536 ♪ Pizza in the evening - ungh! - take a bite! ♪ 25 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:18,496 Go pizza! Go pizza! 26 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,373 Go, go, go pizza! 27 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:24,168 Yay piiiizza! 28 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,628 - You guys are obsessed. 29 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,797 - Pizza's the ultimate soul food. 30 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,300 That warm cheesy pizza goodness is like a pizza hug 31 00:01:31,384 --> 00:01:34,220 from your pizza mom. (Owen drools) 32 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,389 Are you still dreaming about pizza? 33 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:39,350 Gwen: I'll wake him up. Ahhhh! Ow! 34 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,269 Why is the floor wet? 35 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:44,939 - I may have drooled that. - Ew! Ow. Gross. 36 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,691 Ahhhhhhhh! 37 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,735 - Chef only orders pizza when he's in a good mood 38 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:52,321 and that is not happening today. 39 00:01:52,405 --> 00:01:54,574 (Forceful slice, haphazard chopping) 40 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:57,368 He's been in a cabbage mood for two weeks now. 41 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,287 - Cabbage. Ew! 42 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,831 Nature's toothbrush for your butt. 43 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,875 - Why is he doing this?! 44 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,376 Duncan: I'll tell you why. (Digging) 45 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,878 He has a broken heart. 46 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:09,255 His girlfriend dumped him 2 weeks ago. 47 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,382 - Harsh. - For real? 48 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,092 How do you know that? 49 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,260 - I saw it happen. 50 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:17,513 (Rope wooshes, back-up beeps) 51 00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:19,265 (Loud metallic clunk) Chef: Ungh! 52 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,183 (Truck rumbles away) - Candice! 53 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:23,686 Candice, please come baaaack! 54 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,229 (Sobbing) 55 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,981 - Awkward... 56 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,066 - Candice broke up with me. 57 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:32,820 Who am I supposed to watch Bachelor Island with now?! 58 00:02:32,904 --> 00:02:33,988 (Sobbing) 59 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:36,157 (Chopping) 60 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,284 - Aw, poor guy. 61 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,453 Maybe once he has a new girlfriend 62 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,246 he'll be in a better mood. 63 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,706 - That could take years! 64 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,959 - Dude! If we make Chef think he's in love, 65 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,879 he'll be in a better mood and order us pizza! 66 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:52,965 - Yes! That! - The man with a plan! 67 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:57,762 - But isn't it kind of mean to mess with someone's personal life? 68 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:01,098 - (Poof) Toying with people's hearts isn't very nice. 69 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:02,683 - (Tires screeching) What's the harm? 70 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:05,519 So he thinks he has a secret admirer. Big whoop. 71 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:09,106 - Actually, that would make him feel pretty special. 72 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,025 Special is nice! 73 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,527 - And we'd reap the rewards 74 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:16,864 in delicious cheesy pizza! 75 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:17,865 (Drooling) 76 00:03:17,949 --> 00:03:19,325 (Splat, steam hisses) Oops. 77 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:21,953 - I've made my decision. 78 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:24,705 Operation make-Chef-think- He-has-a-secret-admirer- 79 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:28,376 so-he'll-buy-us-lots-of-pizza is a go! 80 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:31,879 (Chef sobs, blender rumbles) 81 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:34,507 Leshawna: Great, cause he's making broccoli and tears juice 82 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,550 and I'm not drinking that again! 83 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,511 How can I help? (Whoosh) 84 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:42,056 - Okay. Operation pizza begins now. 85 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:42,974 (Silence) 86 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,310 What do we do? 87 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:49,230 - How about we start with a romantic poem? 88 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:52,233 "Roses are red, violets are blue, 89 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,777 sugar is sweet and so are you." 90 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,822 - (Impressed) How did you come up with that? 91 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:01,784 - "Love, your secret admirer." 92 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,495 Go slip it under the door, and don't get caught. 93 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,455 - Get caught? Please! 94 00:04:06,539 --> 00:04:09,208 I'm the invisible man! 95 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,669 (Smoke bomb explodes, rope whooshes) 96 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:12,878 (Clicking) 97 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,048 I have another one! 98 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:20,136 ♪♪♪ 99 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:21,887 (Knocking) 100 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:22,888 (Door opens) 101 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:29,395 ♪♪♪ 102 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,313 (Rope whirs) - Easy peasy. 103 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:34,275 I put the letter on the-- - Yeah-ah-ah-ah! 104 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:37,486 Kids! Kids! I have a secret admirer! 105 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:40,448 And she thinks I'm sweet! 106 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:43,200 All right, enough of this cabbage stew! 107 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:45,119 - Ugh! Seriously? 108 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,912 - Who wants pizza lunch?! 109 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,958 All: We're getting pi-zza! We're getting pi-zza! 110 00:04:51,042 --> 00:04:54,253 - It worked! Quick, Leshawna, write more! 111 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,256 Maybe he'll get us some sodas too! 112 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,966 (Door thuds shut, heavy thud) 113 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,092 (Pen whooshes) 114 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,303 (Scribbling) 115 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:05,264 (Perfume spritzes, squeaky kiss) 116 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:09,268 ♪♪♪ 117 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,020 (Door opens) 118 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,772 Kids: (Cheering) 119 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:15,024 ♪♪♪ 120 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,234 (Door opens) 121 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:19,111 Kids: (Cheering) 122 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:22,490 ♪♪♪ 123 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,325 (Door opens, cart squeaks) 124 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,619 Kids: (Laughing and cheering) 125 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,788 - (Giddy high-pitched squeal, giggling) 126 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,667 - With these fifteen love letters, 127 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:36,295 we'll get pizza for the rest of the month. 128 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,506 Woo-hoo! Both: Yayyy! 129 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,716 Chef: Children, time to tidy up! 130 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,761 My secret admirer, Lafonda, is coming over at three 131 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,555 and I need to be ready for my date! 132 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:49,183 All: (Gasp) Chef: (Excited giggles) 133 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,685 - Did he just say he had a date? 134 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:54,063 How did that happen? Izzy: All right, it worked! 135 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:57,149 Woo-hoo! (Hard thud, wild laughter) 136 00:05:57,233 --> 00:05:58,818 - Where did she come from? 137 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,403 - (Scribbling) Dah, dah-dah dah dah-dah-dah... 138 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:04,532 - Izzy, what did you do? - Nothing! 139 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,659 I just wrote a little note 140 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,369 suggesting they meet up for a snack. 141 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,621 I mean, it's about time. 142 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,332 They would be so cute together! 143 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,209 - You suggested he meet her? 144 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,586 - Yup! - The lady we made up?! 145 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:21,173 - Mmm-hmm! - The lady who doesn't exist?! 146 00:06:21,257 --> 00:06:22,341 - Yes! 147 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:25,010 - Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! 148 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:26,512 - What're we gonna do? 149 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:30,141 Chef thinks he's got a date with a beautiful grown-up lady... 150 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,434 and I don't think we have one. 151 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,603 - Guys, I don't wanna freak you out, 152 00:06:34,687 --> 00:06:36,856 but I'm totally freaking out! 153 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:38,983 Ahhhhh! Oh no! 154 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,610 (Shaking, sucking thumb) 155 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:46,240 - Problem solved. 'Cause I solved it. 156 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,659 - Sweet! What's the plan? 157 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,578 Leshawna: We dress one of us up as a lady, 158 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,454 put that kid on top of another kid, 159 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,249 and convince Chef that it's his dream date, Lafonda. 160 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,209 Then we write a note saying that she's run away 161 00:06:57,293 --> 00:07:00,421 and joined the Russian circus that only performs on space stations, 162 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,548 and make up a new secret admirer! 163 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:06,886 - I see no flaws with this plan! 164 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:08,220 - So who should we dress up? 165 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:11,599 Leshawna: Presenting... Lafonda Lisowsky! 166 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:14,560 - Aww. Why do I have to be the lady? 167 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,187 - Well, I don't wanna do it. 168 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,772 - Well, you are the prettiest kid here. 169 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:21,942 - Hmm. Wow, those are both good points. 170 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:24,862 - You look so pretty! - Really? 171 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,572 - Yes! - Totally. 172 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,619 - (Sing-songy) Oh Chef! Lafonda is here! 173 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,913 Chef: Whoa! (Loud clanging and banging) 174 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,289 (Panting) 175 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:38,834 ♪♪♪ 176 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:40,586 - (Lady voice) Hey, dude. 177 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,671 I'm Lafonda. 178 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:46,091 (Giggles sheepishly) 179 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,802 - I'm Chef. Enchante. 180 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:52,181 - I got five candy bars that say Chef doesn't buy it. 181 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:53,807 - I'll take that action. 182 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:57,478 - I've set up a special little picnic, just for us. 183 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:58,687 - (Lady voice) Sweeeeet. 184 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:03,442 (Candy bars thump, door clicks open) 185 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,194 - (Loud whisper) Walk forward, dude. 186 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,488 (Unsteady footsteps) 187 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,282 (Birds chirp) 188 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,910 - Cookie? 189 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,787 - (Lady voice) No thank you. 190 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,121 Owen: Mmm! 191 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:18,582 (Eating noisily) 192 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:19,625 (Loud burp) 193 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,919 (Air deflates) 194 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:25,256 - Ooops! My bad. - (Laughs) 195 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,633 You know, I like a lady who loves to eat. 196 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,343 - (Chuckles nervously) 197 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,720 - Wrap it up and get outta there! 198 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:34,265 - (Lady voice) Well, this has been really cool, 199 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:37,601 but I have to go home now and do stuff ladies do, 200 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:41,146 so... I'm gonna stand up now. 201 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,940 (Surprised plink) 202 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,818 (Unsteady footsteps) 203 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,152 - Wait! 204 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:52,783 I've never met a woman like you before, Lafonda. 205 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,994 May I... kiss you? 206 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:58,539 (Lips squeak) 207 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,165 - Well, this just got weird. 208 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:03,085 - You mean it wasn't weird for you until now? 209 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,753 - See? I knew they'd hit it off! 210 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:08,173 - Are you serious? You still don't get it! 211 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:09,550 - (Hushed) Hey! What's happening? 212 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,760 - (Hushed) He's gonna try and kiss me, dude! 213 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,262 - (Hushed) Darn it, we were too good! 214 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:16,181 - (Hushed) What do I do?! His lips are getting closer! 215 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,684 Ahhhhh! 216 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,436 - Ahhh! Owen?! 217 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,771 But she- but you- but that... 218 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,025 - Um, I'm going to run now. 219 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,860 - (Ferocious growl) 220 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,361 (Volcanic eruption) 221 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:32,197 Time-outs for everyone! 222 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,699 Leshawna: Uh-oh... 223 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,785 - (Grumbling) Secret admirer... (Chopping and growling) 224 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:39,580 - Leshawna and vegetables don't mix. 225 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:43,042 - Well, it was good while it lasted. 226 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,585 - Where are Jude and Owen? 227 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,003 - In the naughty corner. 228 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:49,131 They're going to be there for a looong time. 229 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,217 - (Yawning) 230 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:56,430 ♪♪♪ 231 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,891 (Clock ticks, sucks thumb) 232 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:01,310 ♪♪♪ 233 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,519 (Owen gasps) 234 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,439 I'm hungry. 235 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,233 How long have we been here? 236 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,152 Jude: Seven minutes. 237 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,072 Do you think we'll ever taste the warm gooey hug 238 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,490 of pizza again? 239 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,658 - Maybe Chef will forgive us! 240 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:18,285 (Resonating thump) 241 00:10:18,369 --> 00:10:21,830 - Drink. Owen: Maybe not. 242 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,040 ♪ Da, da, da!