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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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(Alarm rings)

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- Okay kids, you know
what time it is.

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All: Yay!

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- Lunch time!

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(Munching sounds)

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- Owen, put those cookies away,

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it's not lunch time
it's show and tell time.

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(Squeaky wet slide)
- (Shudders)

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today's show-and-tellers
are Courtney and Beth;

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who wants to go first?
- I would love to go fir--

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- Let's do it
alpha-Beth-ically.

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This is a collection
of the things

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doctors have pulled out
of my nose.

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There was snot too
but I didn't include it

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cause, you know, gross.

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All: Phew...

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- But ya, lots of schnoz goo.

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- Mega boogers.
- (Whimpers)

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- Green goblins.
- (Gags)

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- Nose nug'its.
- (Retches)

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Times up! (Shudders)

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Courtney's turn.

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This is a mint condition
eggstreme-osaurus.

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All: (Gasp and wow)

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Announcer: It's the eggstreme
osaurus,

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a toy so extreme only kids
can get one,

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skateboard with one,
surf with one,

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skydive with one,

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get one before your kids
think you're lame.

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Warning: eggstreme-osaurus
will hatch as soon as

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you take it out of the box.

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- Giant egg. Very nice.

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- No. Eggstreme-osaurus

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is an egg that hatches
into your very own,

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amazing, interactive stuffy.

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- It's just like a real baby
that isn't yours.

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- It's was voted toy
of the year.

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- Big deal.

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It wasn't even in your nose.

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I want it so bad!

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Even though it wasn't
in her nose.

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- I asked for an eggstreme
osaurus for Christmas.

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Know what I got? Jack squat.

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(Jingle bells jingle)

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- Hi. I'm Jack. Jack Squat.

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Ready and squat, squat, squat.

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- Really?

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(Shudders)

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- My mom got me underwear.

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- What's underwear?

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Courtney: Ahem!

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My turn is not over,
thank you very much!

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It's not just an eggstreme
osaurus.

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It's the limited edition one

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that hatches into
a drago-chicken.

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Each one is signed and dated.

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Only 23 were produced
world-wide.

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- Can I touch it?
- I am so jelly!

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- I'm glad you brought in
something

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everyone's so interested in

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because today's lesson
is about sharing!

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- I don't like where
this is going.

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- Courtney? Can you share your
toy with your friends?

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- Ya! Let's hatch
that chicken-thingy!

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- Drago-chicken. And no.

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- Now now, Courtney,
remember the golden rule:

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sharing is caring.

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(in unison) Sharing is caring!

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(Phone rings)
- I'll be right back.

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Courtney, I know you'll do
the right thing.

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Hello? A survey on house cats?!

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(Giggling)
Well, I do love cats.

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- You heard, Chef -
sharing is caring.

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- Fine! Each of you can have
3 seconds

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to look at my eggstreme-osaurus
while I hold the box.

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- That is not sharing.

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- Pretty please
can we play with it?

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- No one is playing with it,
Owen.

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Not even me!

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- But it's a toy.

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- For me it's an investment.

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I can't even open the box,

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because it has to be
in mint condition.

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- Wait. That thing's worth
real money?

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- And it's made of mint?

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- If I keep it long enough
it'll be worth thousands.

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Maybe a kajillion!

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- A kajillion bucks?

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♪♪♪

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This is the life,
eggstreme-osaurus egg!

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♪♪♪

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(Money flutters,
foghorn sounds)

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- Anyway, when I sell it
I'll use the money

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to set my life plan in motion.

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First I'd ditch this place
for a school for gifted youth,

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then attend an ivy league
college,

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double major in finger painting
and paper mache,

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create the next toy empire,

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sell it for a bazillion
dollars, save the whales,

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win an award the documentary,

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and become president
of the world.

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- Wow. I don't even know
what I'm doing this weekend.

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- I'm going to a petting zoo!

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- You're gonna let people
pet you all weekend?

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- No, the animals are the...
I'm not gonna be...

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I hope not!

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- I can't share my eggstreme
osaurus. Sorry!

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- It's okay, we understand.

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- Really?
- Sure.

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You can't open it, but I can...

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so just give it to me,

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and I'll hatch that turkey
saurus for you.

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- UGH!

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Owww.
- Hey!

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- So... close.

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- My favourite thing about cats?

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Oh, it's gotta be the cuddling!

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Oh wait,

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no it's the purring. Ya.

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- Oh, Courtney.
What a surprise.

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Wanna play house with me?

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- I guess that'll be okay.

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- Great. That's great, great.

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You stir the pasta.
While I make the pie crust.

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Let's pretend we're roommates!

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Two girls trying to make it
in the big city.

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By day we cut sheet metal,

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but at night we party
and dance at the--

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what are you doing?

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(Gasp) You're trying to hatch
my eggstreme-osaurus!

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- No I wasn't!

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- Game over!

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- I don't even care
about your silly egg!

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(Door slams)
I need to see what it does!

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Duncan: Nice try.

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But that egg is all mine.

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- Yeah? Then why aren'tcha
holding it?

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- I will be.
Watch and learn.

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♪♪♪

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- Well, my cat, Dr. Pumpkin
looves tuna.

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Now he's not a real doctor.

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That's just the name
I gave him.

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(Mic feedback)
- Attention:

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this is a fire drill.

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Drop everything and exit
the daycare immediately.

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- Kids, there's a fire.
Time to panic and get out!

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- Ahhh!

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(Bell rings)

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- Somebody think of
the children!

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- Forget that,
save the fooooooood!

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- Now I go find where Courtney
put down her egg

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and become a rich boy.

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Gah!

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- You can turn the alarm off,
Duncan.

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- I knew I shoulda just
started a real fire.

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(Alarm stops)

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- Good. False alarm.

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Okay, kids, nap time.
Go go go.

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I got an important phone call
to continue!

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(Snoring)

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- (Waking whimper)

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- She can't stay awake forever.

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- Nope.

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- (Waking whimper)
Come on, Courtney.

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Toughen up! (Slap)

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You've said goodbye
to your sippy cup. (Slap)

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You shouldn't (slap) even need
(Slap) a nap anymore!

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(Yawns)

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♪♪♪

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- Whaaaaa?
- Merry Christmas, Leshawna.

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- Ho ho ho.

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♪♪♪

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- (Laughs)
- Gotcha!

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Aw, come on!

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- Hey! Sharing is caring!

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- Ah! (Gasps)

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Oh phew, still here.

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(Gasp) My eggstreme-osaurus!

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(Beep, car whirs)

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- Whooaaaaa!

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- Yes my cat is definitely
afraid of cucumbers.

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And no, he can't play
the piano,

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not without sheet music.

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- A trip wire?
Oh please...

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(Thud) Ahhhhh...

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- Ha. The tripwire was
just a distraction!

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Oomph.

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- Sharing is-- get back here!

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♪♪♪

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- One lump or two?

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- No lumps please,

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just 8 sugars.

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- Hide me!
They're coming for my egg!

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- Where is she?!
Where's Courtney?!

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- She's definitely,

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absolutely not hiding
under the table,

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that's for sure.

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- Ooooowennnn...!

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- Those words were
a bad choice

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but I think I got away with it.

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(Cups clink)
- Rrragh!

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- Share like you care.
- Share.

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- Ya, come on, come on,
come on.

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- I believe that friends
should share with friends.

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But the decision to share
or not,

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has to come from the heart.

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So, Courtney,
it's your decision.

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(in unison) Awwww.

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- That was inspirational,
Bridgette.

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- (Blows)

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It was like being kicked
in the heart

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by beautiful words.

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- Okay.

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- (Hopeful exhales)

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- I'm still not sharing it.
All: (Gasp)

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- What? That's so not fair.
- Yeah!

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- Get that egg!

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(Angry yelling)

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- Catch it, Owen!

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- I've got it! Ugh...

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- (Gasps)

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(Egg cracks)
All: (Gasp)

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- (Sobs)

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My drago-chicken!

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- I'm sorry courtney.
Maybe we can fix--

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- It's no use.

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Once the egg's out of the box
it starts to hatch!

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It's all over... (Crying)

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- On the bright side -
now you get to see

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all the amazing things
your drago-chicken can do.

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All: (Gasp)
- It's happening!

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(Cracking)

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- There it is!

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- The legendary drago-chicken.

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All: Wow...

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(Tiny peep)

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All: (Disappointed) Hmm.

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- Is that all it does?
- I guess so.

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Okay, this thing is kind
of lame.

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Who wants to play dodgeball?

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- Oh bring it!

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- I'm a team captain!
Beth: Let's do this!

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(Click, rotors beat, whooshes)

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(Electricity crackles)

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(Heavy metal music plays)

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(Roars)

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(Rockin' guitar riff,
fire whooshes)

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(Tiny peep)