1 00:00:01,544 --> 00:00:10,803 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:20,480 ♪♪♪ 3 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,526 Kids: (Groaning) 4 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:28,738 - What in the sweet apple pie is going on here? 5 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:31,199 Why are you all moping around doing nothing? 6 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:33,868 - Chef, we're boooorrrrred. 7 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,161 (Thuds) 8 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,497 - You're surrounded by fun and games. 9 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:41,501 This game is literally called "fun: the game". 10 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,503 Announcer: Have you played "fun the game"? 11 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,171 If you wanna have fun. 12 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,173 Play fun, fun, fun the game. 13 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:50,426 If you wanna have fun all day, play fun the game. 14 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:53,721 Fun! Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun the game. 15 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,682 - Thhhhhhuuuuupppffffff! 16 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,142 - Yeah, what she said. 17 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:00,311 - Okay. Know what? Outside. 18 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,479 Let's go. 19 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,563 Go on. That's it. 20 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:04,690 Complainers stay outside. 21 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,192 (Door slams) 22 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,736 (Thunk) Hmph. 23 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:10,655 Don't tell me that's not fun. 24 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,532 Hee hee! (Punch) 25 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:14,867 Okay, now Chef, don't get carried away, 26 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:17,161 you'll have to give yourself a time out. 27 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:20,540 - I found something awesome, guys! 28 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:21,999 - What is it? 29 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:24,210 - I thought it was a mini volcano at first, 30 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:28,089 but it turns out it's a real live anthill! 31 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,550 All: Ooooooh... 32 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,426 (Mariachi music plays) 33 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:38,057 - I love bugs. Bees are my fave, obvi. 34 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,560 But ants are pretty cool too. 35 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:41,978 - That's just pile of dirt! 36 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:45,147 What's so great about-- ahhhhhhhh! 37 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:47,483 Bugs! Bugs! Get them away from me! 38 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:50,069 - They're just ants, Leshawna! 39 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,446 Aw, I think this one likes me. 40 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:57,285 - But they won't hurt anyone. Right, buddy? 41 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,662 I bet you're hungry. 42 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:02,582 Here's a crumb. 43 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:04,208 One for you... 44 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,879 another for me. 45 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:13,634 I always have a little snack in my pockets for emergencies. 46 00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:14,844 Want one? 47 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,137 - Yes! 48 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,639 - It's still warm. From my body. 49 00:02:18,723 --> 00:02:22,101 - Are you crazy? Don't feed it - squish it! 50 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,604 - No! They're our friends! 51 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:27,064 - Well, I'm not coming down from here until you squish them. 52 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:29,233 - They can climb things, you know. 53 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,991 Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! 54 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,993 Yes, I'm really scared of bugs, okay? 55 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,953 Nothing with eyes that beady should have that many legs. 56 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:42,955 If bugs were meant to be, 57 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:46,417 then why did someone invent, bug zappers? 58 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,627 (Buzzes) 59 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:50,671 - Yee-haw! The train goes choo choo! 60 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:54,467 The plane goes fly fly! 61 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,719 The puppy goes woof, woof, woof! 62 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,265 Bored, my butt! (Slurping) 63 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:04,435 If you're not having fun here you're not trying! 64 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,312 ♪♪♪ 65 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,189 All: Yeah! Woohoo! 66 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:12,109 - Hey! If you don't squish those ants 67 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:14,612 they're gonna go right into your pants! 68 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:18,741 - I'm with her - ants in your pants are not sanitary! 69 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,743 - Problemo solved. 70 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:25,498 - Aw, they really like your pants, Jude! 71 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:28,376 - Outta my way, it's zappin' time! 72 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:29,585 (Buzzing) 73 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:30,878 (Horrified screams) 74 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:32,713 - I won't let you hurt them! 75 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:39,220 - Wait! How would adults solve this conflict 76 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,347 in a civilized way? 77 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,391 Court TV announcer: What you are witnessing is real. 78 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:45,393 These kids are not actors. 79 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:46,852 They are actual litigants 80 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:49,188 willing to have their dispute settled here 81 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,023 in the playground court. 82 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:52,483 (Squeaky thud) 83 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,402 - Okay. I will now hear the case 84 00:03:54,485 --> 00:03:56,862 of save ants vs. Squish ants. 85 00:03:56,946 --> 00:04:00,032 I'm not a real judge so I have no idea what I'm doing, 86 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:02,994 but I love the noise this hammer makes. 87 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,412 (Squeaky thud) 88 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:07,623 - Your honor, ants are tiny, innocent creatures! 89 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:10,209 They have friends, and live in colonies. 90 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,671 - Yeah, and they can carry 100 times their weight 91 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:14,964 on their little backs! 92 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,174 - Aw! That's amazing! 93 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:19,385 - Then I rule that these ants should be-- 94 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,971 - Hey! I didn't get to tell you my side yet. 95 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,181 - Do judges have to hear both sides? 96 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,766 - Yes! - Kinda. 97 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,810 - Oh, carry on then. 98 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:31,230 - Fact. Ants lead to rats, and rats lead to coyotes. 99 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,940 Is that what you all want? 100 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:35,818 A playground full of hungry coyotes? 101 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,446 - No! Coyotes are terrifying! 102 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:41,157 - And we don't know what kind of ants these are. 103 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,908 They could be fire ants. 104 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,244 (Fire whooshes) 105 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,122 - (Gasps) 106 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,791 - I object! Fire ants do not fart fire! 107 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,754 - I farted fire once. Wanna hear about it? 108 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,088 - No! 109 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:57,715 Maybe later. 110 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:01,093 - Your honor, these ants are clearly a threat to society. 111 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:03,763 - Guys, c'mon. They're just ants. 112 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,639 Helpless little ants-- 113 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,018 (Robotic voice) We ants mean you no harm. 114 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,896 We just want to live in peace and harmony. 115 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,272 All: (Gasp) 116 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:16,108 (Shiver) What was I saying? 117 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:18,861 - That ant just took over his brain! 118 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,738 - That really didn't help our case. 119 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,657 - I'm gonna get you, you little brain snatcher! 120 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:25,451 Stay still Owen! 121 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,703 - No! Leave the ant alone! 122 00:05:27,787 --> 00:05:30,498 (Squeaky thud) - Order in the court, dude! 123 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,501 - Your honor, you saw what just happened! 124 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,461 Ants are evil! 125 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,421 - Oh yeah... talk about evil, 126 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:40,049 my aunt is always pinching my cheeks. 127 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:41,884 And she gives the worst birthday presents. 128 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,178 What kind of kid needs a loofah? 129 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,263 - Ooh, I'll take it if you don't want it. 130 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,891 - Hey, Beth is taking off with the ants! 131 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,309 If we don't stop her, 132 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,145 who knows whose brain they'll take over next? 133 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:55,648 - Ah! They're coming! We gotta hide. 134 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,650 Hurry, behind that tree! 135 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:00,194 - Hey, where did they go? 136 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:03,989 Leshawna: There! 137 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,866 They've got too much of a head start. 138 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:07,451 How are we gonna stop them?! 139 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:08,661 - Hmm... 140 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:10,371 Announcer: Cars go fast. They're so cool! 141 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,581 3 gears of awesome - flower power seats - 142 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:16,168 happy hub caps and the all new cheetah engine 2000! 143 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:18,003 (Cheetah roars) 144 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,339 - Oooooh, yeah! 145 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:24,468 You drive, I'll navigate. 146 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,303 (Seatbelts click, engine hums) 147 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,765 - Hang tight little guys! 148 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,976 - (Gasps) They're after us, 149 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,269 and they've got a car! 150 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:36,730 - This way! They'll never reach us up here! 151 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:39,233 - Oh no. Let's try up here! 152 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,447 - This oughta slow 'em down. 153 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,075 - Ohhh... - Uhhh... 154 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:51,328 - Oh no! We're all done for. 155 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,205 Goodbye lil' buddies. 156 00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:55,332 (Car honks, engine roars) 157 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,085 - Come with me if you want to live! 158 00:06:58,169 --> 00:06:59,920 (in unison) We're saved! 159 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:01,255 - I was talking to the ants. 160 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:04,133 But you guys can get in if you want. 161 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:05,843 (Seatbelts click, tires squeal) 162 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,261 (Engines roar) 163 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,096 - Wooooo! - Ha ha ha ha! 164 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,390 - Whipped cream? On pizza? 165 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:14,059 Well, if you say so! 166 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:18,939 Haha! Food fight! Food fight! Food fight! 167 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:21,650 Haha! Daycare is the best! 168 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,904 (Engines roar) 169 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,405 Leshawna: Ugh. Hey! 170 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,533 - I didn't know you liked ants so much, Izzy! 171 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,328 - I don't. I just love going really fast! 172 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,664 Owen: Is that a circus tent? 173 00:07:35,748 --> 00:07:36,832 - Ahhhhhh! 174 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:37,666 - (Munching) 175 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,752 Look out! 176 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,921 (Engines roar, door shuts) 177 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:46,675 ♪♪♪ 178 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:48,469 (Honk) 179 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,012 (Laughing) 180 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,097 (Loud fart) - Eww! 181 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:53,599 (Canon booms) 182 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:54,975 All: Ahhh! 183 00:07:55,059 --> 00:07:56,560 (Boing! Boing!) 184 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,981 - Everybody get ready to bail. 185 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,233 - Bail? - What?! 186 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,984 - Now! - Ahhhhhhhhh... 187 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:05,611 (Crash) 188 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,780 - Eeeh hee hee hee ha! 189 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,782 Quick. Into the hideout! 190 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:12,243 - There! They're in the treehouse. 191 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:15,120 We're not letting you in, ant squishers! 192 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,792 - (Growls) C'mon. I have an idea. 193 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,919 - Are you sure about this? 194 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,545 - Yup. Okay, Cody, 195 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,798 we're going to launch you into the treehouse. 196 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:26,840 Once you're in there, 197 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,763 - (Whimpers) 198 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,433 - I mean, we'll squeeze them and make them our best friends. 199 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:39,061 Ready, Cody? 200 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,355 -Ha. I was born ready...eeeeeeee! 201 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,483 - Hi Cody. Owen: Bye Cody! 202 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,069 - That never happened. 203 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,072 - But how long can we stay up here? 204 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,616 - As long as it takes! 205 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,035 - (Gasp) They're coming up! 206 00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:56,704 Quick, eat the ants! 207 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:58,455 - What?! 208 00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,665 (Quivering) 209 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,919 - No! I have a better idea. 210 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:05,254 I need a slingshot; 211 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,298 Owen, gimmie your underwear. 212 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,465 - Okay! 213 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:11,719 - How did you do that? - I don't know. 214 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:13,387 - They're almost at the window! 215 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,723 - Both of you grab a side and pull! 216 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,016 - (Grunts) 217 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,600 - Goodbye ant friends. 218 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,185 Fly safe! 219 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:23,439 - Be free little bug friends! 220 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,232 Live your lives! 221 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:29,486 - What a beautiful day for a picnic. 222 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,864 We should eat outside all the-(Thud) 223 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,907 - Ooh! (Gasp) 224 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,869 Oh no! My wheatberry salad! 225 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,787 At least leave the vinaigrette! 226 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:41,832 - I did it! The ants are free! 227 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,001 - The bugs are gone. So I did it. 228 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,419 - (Laughs) 229 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,464 Everyone wins! What a perfect day. 230 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,675 - Kids! Come inside! 231 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,427 It's show and tell time. 232 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:57,389 Mac and Maisy here have been having fun with Chef all day. 233 00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:59,558 We heard how much fun you were having 234 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,227 with the little ant hill so we called the pet store, 235 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,772 and brought in some new friends to look at. 236 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:07,024 Scorpions! 237 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,108 (Jar clinks) 238 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:09,777 (All gasp) 239 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,236 - Run! Killer scorpions! 240 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,281 - Aw, guys. Scorpions are our friends! 241 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:16,992 They don't mean any - oww! 242 00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:18,911 Chef, the scorpion pinched me! Squish it! 243 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:21,372 Squish it, squish it! All: Ahhhh!