1 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:20,688 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,444 (Glass shatters, water burbles) 3 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:27,862 (Thud) 4 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,697 (Metal clanking) 5 00:00:30,907 --> 00:00:32,742 (Smash) 6 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,953 (Suction cups pop) 7 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,663 - Wooooohooohoo! - What's that?! 8 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:40,833 Little Duncan didn't mean to tape Cody to the wall, but-- 9 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:44,420 - Chef! Beth got stuck in the toilet again! 10 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:46,422 And I think she died. 11 00:00:46,506 --> 00:00:48,174 - (Beth screams) - Hold on, Beth! 12 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,717 Chef is coming! 13 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:51,302 (Exasperated) Ugh. Every time it rains 14 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,137 I run out of things to do with the kids. 15 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,181 They get cabin fever and run wild, 16 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,141 and I get nothing done. 17 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,811 It's been raining for 4 straight days. 18 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,523 If you kids give me peace for 10 minutes, 19 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:06,067 I'll make your favorite lunch. 20 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,777 (Plop, sizzles) 21 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,862 - Watch this, dudes. Okay... 22 00:01:09,946 --> 00:01:11,322 - Yay! 23 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,658 - What? Whoa. - Who's hungry? 24 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,368 (Screams) Oof... 25 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:17,912 Sloppy Joe's! Mmm.... 26 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,540 Extra sloppy. Niiiiice. 27 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:23,876 - That's it! Everybody outside... now! 28 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,962 (Rain patters heavily) 29 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:27,421 (Lightning strikes) 30 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:30,216 (Sigh) Fine. We'll stay inside, 31 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,885 but you have to be quiet. 32 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:35,888 Chef has some important business to attend to. 33 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,890 (Page flaps) (Relaxed exhale) 34 00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:39,559 Peace and quiet. 35 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:40,810 Cody: Chef! 36 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,061 - (Startled) Gaah! 37 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:44,063 - I can't find my socks. 38 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:45,565 - Uh, Cody... 39 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:48,025 Chef needs a little pri-va-cy... 40 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,570 I'll help you in a minute, okay? 41 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:53,239 - Are you going number one or number two? 42 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:54,574 - You kids shouldn't be-- 43 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,075 Izzy: Hey Chef! We're out of popcorn, 44 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,828 and I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! 45 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,038 - Izzy! Get down from there right now! 46 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:03,291 - People eat horses?! 47 00:02:03,374 --> 00:02:05,835 - No, Cody... not usually. Tell him, Izzy! 48 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,545 - No, they don't eat horses! 49 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,422 They turn them into glue. 50 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:11,299 - (Starts bawling) - No no no! 51 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:13,009 No no no! Don't cry! 52 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:16,345 - Whoa! Somebody forgot to flush in here! 53 00:02:16,429 --> 00:02:18,014 Chef! Chef! 54 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:19,682 Somebody didn't flush! 55 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,475 - This is my to do list. 56 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,479 Know how many things I've checked off it this week? 57 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:26,606 None. 58 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,399 (Boinging) (Kids cheering) 59 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,318 (Boxes crash) 60 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:31,485 (Menacing) That's it. 61 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:33,946 They're giving me no choice. 62 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:35,031 - Woohoo! Yeah! (Laughing) 63 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:37,283 - Ice creeeeeeeeam! 64 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:43,080 Better. Now, if you are quiet for the next hour, 65 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:46,167 I will get you all ice cream. 66 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,668 All: Yeah! 67 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:50,046 - I want strawberry! - Heavenly hash. 68 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,714 - Vanilla! - Mint chip! 69 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,133 - Green ice cream? Gross! 70 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,469 - Oh! Oh! Cookie dough! 71 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:58,679 - Ooh! I love noodles with butter! 72 00:02:58,763 --> 00:03:00,222 - That's not a flavour. 73 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:01,974 - Don't tell me what I can and can't love! 74 00:03:02,058 --> 00:03:03,267 (Airhorn sounds) 75 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,978 - Hold up. I have one coupon 76 00:03:06,062 --> 00:03:08,481 for one jumbo party tub of ice cream. 77 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:11,317 So you'll have to agree on one flavour. 78 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,693 - Meow. 79 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:14,195 All: Chocolate! 80 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,905 - Okay. I guess we're getting chocolate. 81 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,324 - Wait! We didn't ask Gwen. 82 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,451 - (Hushed) No, no, no. Never ask Gwen! 83 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,162 You know she doesn't like normal kid stuff. 84 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,998 ♪♪♪ 85 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,625 (POP!) 86 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,377 - (Chef cries) 87 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:32,505 - I'm asking her anyway - it's only fair. 88 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:35,549 Gwen, what flavour would you like? 89 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,511 - Tiger tail. 90 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,012 (Lightning strikes) 91 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:42,139 - (Horror scream) 92 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,891 - I guess it's not settled. 93 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:45,518 - See what you've done?! 94 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,187 - Please. Anything but tiger tail! 95 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,981 - What's tiger tail? 96 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:52,358 - Roar! I'm a tiger. 97 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:55,236 I bet you're wondering where my tail is. 98 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,113 Well kids, I took it off 99 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:59,615 and made it into delicious ice cream. 100 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:02,785 It's two great flavours combined into one. 101 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,870 Mm-mm orange, and black. 102 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:08,958 Kids love the unsettling taste of the business end 103 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,043 of a large jungle cat. 104 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:14,588 Come get your tiger tail ice cream today! 105 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:17,508 - It's made from real tigers?! 106 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,468 - They couldn't call it tiger tail if it wasn't. 107 00:04:19,552 --> 00:04:20,928 - Gross. 108 00:04:21,012 --> 00:04:22,722 - We are going to get chocolate! 109 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,140 I'll handle this. 110 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,726 I took a class in hostage negotiation. 111 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:28,728 (Through bullhorn) Gwen, it's Courtney. 112 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:30,187 If we can't agree on one flavour 113 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,356 no one gets ice cream. 114 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,026 I know you don't want that to happen. 115 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,236 Work with us here. 116 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,321 - (Sigh) Okay. 117 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:41,032 (All cheer) 118 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,867 - As long as it's tiger tail. 119 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,869 (All groan) 120 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,913 - Ugh. Why do you have to be so difficult? 121 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:49,749 - I won't pretend to like something 122 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:52,168 just because every other kid does. 123 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:53,878 It's not just chocolate ice cream. 124 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,589 I don't like sing-alongs, glitter, stickers, 125 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,507 laughter or sunshine. 126 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:00,926 - Sunshine? Who hates sunshine? 127 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:03,971 - I don't get invited to too many play-dates. 128 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:06,891 - Aw! You can come to my house! 129 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,726 What do you like to play? 130 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,771 - I like to find dead bugs and hold funerals for them. 131 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,064 (Bell tolls, crow caws) 132 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,566 - Oh... kay. We can try that. 133 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:20,362 - Don't worry, guys, we'll use my negotiation skills. 134 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:22,406 Change your mind, 135 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,450 or we're going to crack this egg chair in half 136 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,285 (Airhorn sounds) - Stop! 137 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:29,288 Gwen's vote is just as important as everyone else's... 138 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:32,792 even if her choice of ice cream is totally gross. 139 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,711 (All chanting) Choc-o-late! Choc-o-late! 140 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:38,631 - Hey! Here's how we're gonna settle this: 141 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,883 we'll play... "the quiet game". 142 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:45,471 Whoever goes the longest without making a sound wins. 143 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,932 The winner picks the flavour. 144 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,308 - Ha! This'll be easy. 145 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,310 It's all of us against her. 146 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:52,812 (Lightning strikes) 147 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:55,106 - Okay, team chocolate, let's focus. 148 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,316 All we need to do to win is... 149 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,026 - Game starts now! - ...make Gwen talk! 150 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:01,570 - You're out! - What?! Ohhh! 151 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,615 - The longer this game goes on, 152 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,118 the more time I'll have to get my chores done! 153 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,578 Time to file some incident reports! 154 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,206 - We got this. 155 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,209 You're all good at not talking, right? So just be-- 156 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,253 - Gwen's really good at not talking. 157 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:19,922 - Gwen's the one we're trying to beat. 158 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,966 And now you're out. 159 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,843 - I am?! - You sure are! 160 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,555 - Oh darn! This game is hard. 161 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:31,100 - Listen. All we have to do is get Gwen to make a noise. 162 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:33,936 Go make funny faces until she laughs! 163 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:41,944 ♪♪♪ 164 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,488 (Making funny sounds) 165 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,240 (Ticking like a clock) 166 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:50,661 ♪♪♪ 167 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,121 - (Laughs) 168 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,081 Sorry, sorry, I can't help it. 169 00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:57,084 Look at Harold's funny face! (Laughs) 170 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:59,920 - (Laughs) Yeah, dude. It's so funny. 171 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,966 - I'm not making a funny face! 172 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,259 - Funny face or not, 173 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,720 you three are out, out, and out. 174 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,515 - Everyone on team chocolate, stop talking! 175 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:15,352 Hey... where's Gwen? 176 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,522 (Light approaching steps) 177 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:20,941 (Bats screech) - (Screams) 178 00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:22,401 (Thud) Owww... 179 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,485 - Duncan's out! 180 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,946 And I am on to do some meal prep! 181 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:27,114 (Symbols crash) 182 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:29,575 - Oh no! I broke Gwen with my music! 183 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,869 - She got you good, Beth. (Giggles) 184 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,787 High five! 185 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,333 Don't tell anyone, 186 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:40,085 but I'm kinda rooting for Gwen! 187 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,587 (Giggles) 188 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,340 - I'm rooting for Gwen to take this to the end of the day - 189 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,300 I haven't had this much free time 190 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,719 since the flu of the never ending winter! 191 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,680 - (Hushed) This snicker goblin is a noise trap. 192 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:54,016 You hand it to Gwen. She touches it. 193 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,769 It giggles. Game over. 194 00:07:56,852 --> 00:08:00,689 ♪♪♪ 195 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:02,191 - (Gasps) 196 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:04,818 I won? I won! What did I win? 197 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,154 Chef: Not the quiet game. You're out. 198 00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:09,990 - Well... I...pshhh, whatever. 199 00:08:10,074 --> 00:08:11,575 I'm keeping this crown! 200 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,537 - There. Lunches for a week. 201 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:18,082 I should have thought of the quiet game years ago! 202 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,917 (Crayon rasps) 203 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,545 ♪♪♪ 204 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:27,258 - Ahhh! 205 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,051 Get it off! Ahhhh! 206 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,428 What did you get? 207 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,390 Aaaaah! You got the same thing as me! 208 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:38,269 (Screams) These are terrible presents! Ah ha ha... 209 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,229 - Noah, it's all up to you now. 210 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,231 - I'm out. - What?! 211 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,857 - There's no beating Gwen at the silent game. 212 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,567 I'd rather stop caring. 213 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:48,821 - You were our last hope... Chef? 214 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,406 - With Owen and Noah out, 215 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,949 looks like the ice cream flavour we're eating 216 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,951 is gonna be tiger tail! 217 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,244 (Toilet flushes) 218 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,037 Harold: It's Cody! He's not out yet! 219 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:59,206 - Dude I totally forgot he went here! 220 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,417 - Owww. Ow ow! 221 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,544 Leshawna: And he taped his mouth shut! 222 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,337 - (Gasps) Yes! 223 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:07,965 With Cody taking this game into overtime... 224 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,591 I might finish my list! 225 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:12,970 (Chokes back a tear) Sorry, I'm just so happy. 226 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,430 All: Go, Cody, go! 227 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:17,641 - Go Gwen! You can do it! 228 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,769 What? Someone has to root for the underdog! 229 00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:24,481 (Clock ticks) 230 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,443 - If I don't get ice cream soon I'm gonna faint. 231 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,862 - Relax, buddy. They're the only two left. 232 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,697 How long could it take? 233 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:35,909 ♪♪♪ 234 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,536 (Beeping) 235 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:40,205 (Flatline beeps) - (Fading moan) 236 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,999 (Airhorn sounds) - Cody's out! 237 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,293 - Yes! I won! 238 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,712 - Here's your tiger tail ice cream! 239 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:50,007 And I finally finished my PhD in education, 240 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,216 wrote two novels, 241 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,802 and I built my dream boat by hand. 242 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:57,139 It's amazing what you can get done 243 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,974 when the kids are occupied! 244 00:09:59,058 --> 00:10:01,018 Yeah! Woo! 245 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,270 - Well, what do you know! 246 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:04,563 It's not that bad! 247 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,816 But then again I lost most of my taste buds.. 248 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,818 Bridgette: So Gwen... 249 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:11,820 was it worth the wait? 250 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:13,364 - You know what? 251 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,658 Chocolate is actually better. 252 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:19,703 Courtney: We hung around 78 years for nothing?! 253 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:20,829 Ugh.