1 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:20,438 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,027 (Gong sounds) 3 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:28,946 Toy: Harold, recite the three rules of the ninja. 4 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,323 - Yes, master. 5 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:31,657 Rule number one... 6 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,827 a ninja must always protect others from danger. 7 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:37,038 (Phone rings) - Hello this is-- 8 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,748 - Hii-ya! That could be a crank call! 9 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,792 - Aghh! 10 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:44,170 Toy: Harold, what is the second rule of the ninja? 11 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,172 - Rule number two is... 12 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,508 a ninja must serve his fellow man. 13 00:00:49,926 --> 00:00:52,678 - Aw, mum forgot to cut my sandwich today. 14 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:54,347 - I'll cut your ham sandwich! 15 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,265 Kyaa! - Ewwww... 16 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:00,186 - Mmm... Mustard and watermelon, 17 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,687 not bad! 18 00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:03,439 - You're welcome. 19 00:01:03,523 --> 00:01:05,149 (Eating sounds) 20 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:08,110 Toy: what is the third rule of the ninja? 21 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:10,780 - The third rule of the ninja is... 22 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:14,033 A ninja must accept all dangerous missions. 23 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,660 Chef: Snack is ready! 24 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,036 - I am needed! 25 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,496 - Who wants to deliver these pudding cups 26 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,832 to the kids outside? - I accept this mission. 27 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:23,084 - Anyone? - I will. 28 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,919 - Anybody? - Chef! Chef-chef! 29 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,546 - Anyone at all? - Over here. Chef! 30 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:28,422 - (Sighs) Okay, Harold 31 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:30,967 but promise me you'll just carry this like a normal kid, 32 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:33,052 no ninja nonsense. 33 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:35,763 - I will not fail you on this dangerous mission. 34 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:37,390 - You're still doing it. 35 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,725 Doing the ninja thing. Gotta stop. 36 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:42,144 - You have my word. - Good. 37 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:44,313 Now go hand out the snacks. 38 00:01:44,397 --> 00:01:46,399 (Playful laughter) 39 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:49,235 ♪♪♪ 40 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,736 (Gong sounds) 41 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,115 - Great, he has the gong again. 42 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:57,285 - Attention I, your class ninja, 43 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,287 have travelled many feet 44 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:00,913 to bring you today's snack. 45 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:02,331 - What's the snack? What's the snack? 46 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:03,791 What's the snaaaaaack? 47 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,586 - The cups of the pudding! 48 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:08,254 (Gong sounds) 49 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:09,964 - (Upset groan) 50 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,258 - Can we, um... have them? 51 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:15,636 - At the sound of the gong, snack time begins. 52 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,471 (Gong sounds) Ah! 53 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:18,973 Oh no! 54 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,142 All: (Gasp) - (Slo-mo) Nooooo! 55 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,978 - Would any of you like more tea? 56 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,147 Owen: Our pudding cups! 57 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:27,773 - I'll save them! 58 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:32,862 ♪♪♪ 59 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,113 - Mmmm. 60 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,781 - Awesome moves, Beth! 61 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,950 You're like some kind of ninja! 62 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:40,953 - (Shocked gasp) Beth can't be a ninja. 63 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:42,914 I'm the class ninja. 64 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:46,792 - (Gasp) We should call you ninja Beth! 65 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,711 All: Yay, ninja Beth! 66 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,504 Hip hip hooray! 67 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,340 Hip hip hooray! 68 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:54,133 - Okay. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm the ninja. 69 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,718 I'm ninja Harold! 70 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:59,847 - Hm, that kind of steps on ninja Beth's nickname though. 71 00:02:59,931 --> 00:03:02,183 - Yeah? Well, if I'm not a ninja 72 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:05,061 then why would I have this "ninja master" ribbon? 73 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:06,562 - Because they come free 74 00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:08,814 in every box of Snazzy Crunch cereal? 75 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:10,816 Pretty sure we all have one. 76 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,443 - Yeah! Check it out! 77 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,987 - Got mine right here - I've got three! 78 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:17,782 ♪♪♪ 79 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,867 - (Sad sigh) 80 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:23,788 (All chanting) Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth! 81 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,414 - Maybe they're right. 82 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:27,416 I couldn't even finish my mission. 83 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,002 All my life I... I've wanted to be a ninja. 84 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:32,922 If I'm not a ninja, then what am I? 85 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,340 Who am I? 86 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,175 (Echo) Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? 87 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,927 (Wind gusts) 88 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,012 (Sad music) 89 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:42,682 ♪♪♪ 90 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:44,308 (Wind gusts) 91 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:46,852 (Footsteps thud lightly) 92 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,730 (Rain patters heavily) 93 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,526 (Train chugs, brakes squeal) 94 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:56,696 (Footsteps crunch) 95 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,739 (Splashing) 96 00:03:58,823 --> 00:03:59,949 (Footsteps crunch) 97 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,534 (Bear roars) (Harold screams) 98 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:02,576 (Screams echo) 99 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,328 (Birds chirp) 100 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,916 - (Hopeful gasp) "Dishwasher needed". 101 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,876 Well, if, if I'm not a ninja 102 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,087 maybe I'm a dishwasher. 103 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:18,092 - Who ordered the cheeseburger? 104 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,889 - Hi. I'd like to apply for the dishwasher job and-- 105 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:26,100 whaaaa-gi-ga-ah. 106 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:29,979 ♪♪♪ 107 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:31,480 Monks: Yay! 108 00:04:31,564 --> 00:04:33,941 - Whoa. Kid, you're no dishwasher. 109 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:35,985 You're some kind of ninja. 110 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,571 (Echo) Ninja. Ninja. Ninja. 111 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:40,322 - You're right. 112 00:04:41,157 --> 00:04:43,325 I am a ninja. 113 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:48,497 All: Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth! Ninja Beth! 114 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:50,624 (Whooshing) 115 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,001 - Mmmm. 116 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,754 - She's a food ninja too. 117 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,589 - Here, Beth. Catch this! 118 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,716 - Hi-ya! 119 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,760 All: (Gasp) 120 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,303 - Boy, Harold, 121 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,680 you were in the bathroom for a long time. 122 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:08,768 - Beth, I challenge you to an ultimate skills battle. 123 00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:11,979 All: (Gasp) 124 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:14,190 - The winner gets to be class ninja, 125 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:16,192 and the loser... doesn't. 126 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:17,568 - It's okay Harold, you can be the-- 127 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,112 - Why can't there just be two ninjas? 128 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:22,490 - (Sputters) Because... ninja rules say so... 129 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:25,159 and, and, and everyone knows that real ninjas 130 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:28,454 don't wear silly bee costumes! 131 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:30,623 All: (Gasp) 132 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:31,874 - (Whimpers) 133 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,959 - Oh snap! 134 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:36,879 - (Threatening) What did you just say? 135 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,631 He shouldn't have said that. 136 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:41,008 I was just going to let him be the class ninja. 137 00:05:41,092 --> 00:05:43,177 But now? Uh-uh. 138 00:05:44,095 --> 00:05:46,639 Challenge accepted. 139 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:47,890 (Both gasp) 140 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,809 - Whoa... - Woohoo! 141 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,103 Yes, this is gonna get so ugly! 142 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:54,897 - Welcome to the first... 143 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,482 - And probably last... 144 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:59,276 - Class ninja battle challenge royale! 145 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,153 Let's meet the competitors. 146 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:03,030 First up is Beth. 147 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:06,075 46 pounds, nicknamed "ninja Beth." 148 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,077 She's about to try karate chopping 149 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,579 through 3 ice pop sticks. 150 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,039 - Yeahhh! 151 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:13,666 Noah: That's three ice pop sticks! 152 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:16,085 Wow! Can her challenger chop through four? 153 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,962 - We'll have to wait and see. 154 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,880 Beth's challenger is Harold. 155 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:23,551 Noah: 53 pounds, and once lost a fight to a chicken. 156 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,846 Bridgette: We are just waiting on his 4 ice pop sticks. 157 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,681 Oh, here they come now... 158 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,432 - (Slurps) 159 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:31,767 (Ice cracks) 160 00:06:31,851 --> 00:06:34,520 Owwww! Brain freeze! 161 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:36,730 Hiii-ya! 162 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,399 (Bones crack) 163 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,568 Oowwww! 164 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:43,571 - Ooh. I guess ninja Beth took that one. 165 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:46,699 Now we go to the mouse trap mine field. 166 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:49,869 Noah: You need to cross the minefield of traps. 167 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,620 - (Scoffs) Piece of cake! 168 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:55,541 - While dodging dodge balls. 169 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:56,709 - Huh? 170 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,085 - (Cackles) 171 00:06:58,169 --> 00:07:00,296 - Ow! Owww! Ow! Ow! Ow! (Traps snap) 172 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,381 Ow! Owww! Ow! Ow! Ow! (Traps snap) 173 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,426 - Wow. He's not missing a single trap, is he? 174 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,303 - No he is not. 175 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:09,722 - Thanks for clearing a path, Harold. 176 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,390 - You're not welcome. Ow! 177 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,185 Noah: It's another victory for Beth. 178 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:17,188 - I feel kinda bad for Harold. Maybe I should just-- 179 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,190 - Beth, I will defeat you, 180 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,983 because I am better than you... 181 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,903 in every! Single! Way! 182 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,237 (Landing thud) (Traps snap) Ow! 183 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:27,948 - Not feeling so bad about him now. 184 00:07:28,032 --> 00:07:29,950 - Time for the final event 185 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:32,453 in the class ninja battle challenge royale. 186 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,246 - And the title's still up for grabs 187 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:36,707 because no one has been keeping count, 188 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,500 and we haven't learned math. 189 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:42,463 - Yup. Whoever wins this event will be named class ninja. 190 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:46,091 - It starts with a race down the slide full of fire ants. 191 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,302 - Why do they call them fire ants? 192 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,970 (Fire whooshes) - Gahhh! 193 00:07:50,054 --> 00:07:53,432 - Bridgette: Then, across the monkey bars with real monkeys. 194 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,392 Noah: And they look pretty surly. 195 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:57,102 - No problem! 196 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:59,188 - I thought this was going to be hard. Heh. 197 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:02,233 Noah: Gotta make it across the snapping crab sandbox 198 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,985 before crossing the tofu greased teeter totter. 199 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:07,446 But it doesn't end there. 200 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:10,115 Next we test the would-be ninja's swimming skills 201 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:13,452 with a splash pad dash through piranha territory! 202 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:14,787 (Chomp, splash) 203 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,163 - Hey! 204 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,998 Bridgette: Then finally take a leap of faith 205 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:20,334 over the pit of sharp objects, 206 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,921 and break through the winner's ribbon. 207 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,340 Harold, you're up first. 208 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:28,926 - (Fire whooshes) 209 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,344 Noah: On your mark. 210 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,805 - A real ninja can do anything 211 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:34,932 he puts his mind to. 212 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,642 Noah: Get set. 213 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,979 - Time to show them I'm the greatest ninja that ever lived! 214 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,814 Noah: Go! 215 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,065 - I can't! I can't do it! 216 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,483 It's just too scary! I'm scared! 217 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:45,985 I'm not looking, I can't no... No... you can't make me! 218 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,820 - Harold's given up! 219 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,613 Beth, remains class ninja! 220 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,742 - You won fair and square. 221 00:08:53,826 --> 00:08:55,536 (Sobs) 222 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,162 - Um, about that... 223 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,707 I don't really wanna be a ninja. 224 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,041 - What?! 225 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,501 - I only took the challenge 226 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,004 because you said my bee outfit was silly. 227 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,714 - I-I didn't mean that. 228 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,549 I-I think bees are cool. 229 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,092 - You do? 230 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,386 - Oh yeah. Did you know that a honey bee can fly... 231 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,514 (In unison) 16 miles per hour. 232 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,226 - Harold, if I become class ninja 233 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:21,145 who will be the class bee? 234 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,188 The ninja job is yours. 235 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,941 Always has been, always will be. 236 00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:27,359 High five! 237 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:28,986 - Whoaaaaa! 238 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,946 Ah! Fire! They're breathing fire! 239 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:32,531 - Dibs on his cubby. 240 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:33,699 Harold: Ow-ow-ow. 241 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:34,908 Ow. Eeee! 242 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,410 Ahhhhh! 243 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,329 Ow-ow-ow. 244 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,664 Ahhhhh! 245 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,583 Man eating fish! Ow-ow-ow. 246 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,710 (Panting) 247 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,379 - Way to go, ninja Harold! 248 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:49,131 All: (Cheer) 249 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,133 - Hey guys, look what I made. 250 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,552 I call it a piranha launcha! 251 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,095 (Booms) Ha! 252 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,097 Kids: (Scream) 253 00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,141 (Monkeys screech) 254 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,060 - (Maniacal laugh) 255 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,311 (All screaming) 256 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,104 - Ah-ha-ha-ha! Noah: Piranha! 257 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,440 - Nooooooooo... 258 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,860 - Bad fish! Bad! 259 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,153 - (Maniacal laugh) Whoa! 260 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,113 (Landing chomp, monkey cries) - (Angry grunt) 261 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,574 - Whoa, Bridgette. You were like... 262 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:16,950 - Oh no. 263 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,744 - ...a ninja. 264 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,454 Harold: Noooooo!!!!