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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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(Through horn)
- Your attention please.

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Yours truly won tickets to...
Wild Ride Kingdom!

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- (All gasp)

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Announcer: Wild Ride Kingdom!

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Good times and terror
await you.

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Home of the Stomach Pumper!

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A ride so terrifying

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even the scientist who designed
it couldn't stop screaming.

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- (Shrill scream)

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- We're going to Wild Ride
Kingdom?!

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- No, we aren't but I am,

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and since I won two tickets

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I can bring one person with me.

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- Pick me!
- Take me!

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- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- QUIET!

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I will now decide
who gets the other ticket.

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Hmm...

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- Well, while you're thinking
about it,

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here, take my juice box.

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- Ooh. Thank you, Noah.

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- Why not relax while making
this big decision?

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- Courtney, what a good friend
you are.

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- I think this is more
your style, Leshawna.

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- Ooo, I feel like a Queen.

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And I like feeling
like a Queen.

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(Royal trumpeting)

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(Leaf rustles,
soft harp music)

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(Falling thud)

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- Ugh. I am not entertained.
Away.

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My knights! Battle for me.

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(Metal clinks)
(Effort grunts)

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(Fighting grunts)

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- Hahaha!
- Ahhhhh!

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- Look at those guys making
a fools of themselves,

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no way you're gonna
catch me doing that.

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- I'm bored.

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Where is my court jester?

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(Sing-song)
Courrrrt Jessssterrrr?

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- I know what I said.

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But come on, man!
It's WILD RIDE KINGDOM!

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- Jester.... dance.

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Dance for your Queen!

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- Aww man.

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- (Evil) Dance for the ticket.

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- (Sighs) Okaaaay...

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(Bells jingle)

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- Faster Dancy-Pants! Faster!

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- (Chuckles)
- (Angry groan)

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(Sighs)

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(Fast jingling)

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♪♪♪

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- (Laughing)

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- Okay. That was humiliating,

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but WILD RIDE KINGDOM
here I come!

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- I have decided...

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- (Hopeful gasp)
- Ouuu ouu!

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- Me. Say it. Say Duncan...

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- That we're going to play
a game

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to decide who gets the ticket.

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- WHAAAT?!
But I danced for you.

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- You sure did, Dancy-Pants.

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But I'm still holding
the ticket

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so I'm still holding the power,

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and now we're playing
a game for it.

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- (Frustrated groan)

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- We could play duck,
duck, goose!

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(Duck honks)
- Ahhh!

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- Or musical face punch!

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- How about kissing tag!

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- We're having a all-out Paint
Balloon battle challenge!

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- Uh-oh!
- Oh yeah!

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- Here are the rules.

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I hit you, you're out.

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You hit me, you're out.
For example.

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(Splat) Ow!
- You're out.

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- That didn't count though,
right?

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- No, I'm gonna count it.

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Out people sit at the craft
table. Go on.

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- Question: why are you playing

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if you already have a ticket
for the--(Splat)

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- Uh-oh, looks like
you're out too. Go sit.

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Throwing paint balloons
at people isn't nice

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but wooooweeee is it fun!

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(Splat)

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- Losers bench! Woohoo!
High five!

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Up top!
Gimmie some skin!

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Make me happy
with a little slappy!

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- Last one standing comes
to Wild Ride Kingdom with me.

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- Um, Chef will never let us
throw

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paint balloons at each other.

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- I got this. Chef?

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- Hey. What can I do for you,
kids?

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- Owen says big red weird birds

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bring all the new babies
into the world.

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Is that right?

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- Whaahahah!

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Well, Beth,
(Nervous chuckle)

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That is a great question.

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- (Giggles)

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- Okay. Baaaay-bieeees, um,

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(Out the side of his mouth)
RING RING.

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Oh! Phone call. Gotta go!

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(Glass shatters)
(Tires screech)

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- Voila! Too easy.

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Chef is gone for the day.

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- Nice! Everyone grab a bag
of paint balloons!

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Remember: the winner
gets my extra ticket

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to Wild Ride Kingdom.

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Battle starts in 5 minutes!

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- Hmm...

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♪♪♪

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(Sparks fizzle)
(Tape rasps)

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♪♪♪

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- Up top!

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Both: Ahhh!

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- (Cackles)

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♪♪♪

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- Drop it.
- (Gasps)

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Awww.

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My mom says I'm not allowed
to eat food

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off the ground anymore.

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- Hmm.

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We'd make a good team.

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- You think so?

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- Uh-huh. Because you are
the perfect human shield.

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Head towards the castle,
teammate.

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- You got it!

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- Nothing can penetrate
my paintball super suit.

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(Metal clanks)
Ah-hahahahaha.

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(Splat, electricity fizzles)

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- Oh drat!
(Landing thud)

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♪♪♪

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- GAHHH!
- Hello, Duncan!

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- Wait-wait-wait-wait!
Are you sure you wanna do this?

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- Hm? I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

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- You know who'll win
if you take me out, don't you?

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Courtney!

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Are you picturing it?

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And Courtney saying,
"this ride is too dangerous."

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"Are these corn dogs gluten
free?"

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"Is this bench safe?"

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- She'd bring an itinerary.

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- Yes. She. Would.

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So, still wanna take me out
of the game?

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Beth: There you are!

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Say hello to my yellow friend!

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- (Gasps)
- LOOK OUT!

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- You're going down,
Dancy-Pants!

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(Balloons splat)
- Stop calling me that!

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(Balloons splat)

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- (Gasp) My glasses! I'm blind!

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(Splat)
Duncan: You're also out.

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- So what's the plan,
Dancy-Pants?

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- Can you please stop calling
me that?

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- Nope.
- (Exhales) Fine.

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Okay. We need to separate 'em,
and I got just the thing.

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(Bag pops open)

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(Bag thuds)

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- (Sniffs)

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(Gasp) Chili cheese chips!

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My favourite!

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- Owen. Stop.

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Your mom said you can't
eat food off the ground.

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- It don't care,
she's not here!

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- Now!

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(Balloons whoosh)

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(Balloons splat)
- Owen, no!

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Stop! It's a trap!

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- Mmm.

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(Crunching sounds)

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(Farts)
- (Fainting moan)

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- Ooh. Sorry Courtney.

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There's only three things
that give me gas:

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chili, cheese and chips.

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These are chili cheese chips.

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(Stomach growls)

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It's the Bermuda triangle
of farts.

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- Okay, let's take Miss
Courtney

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boring pants out of the game.

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- I got one last trick up
my sleeve.

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This is Owen's teddy.

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He calls it Beary,
cause it's a bear.

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- UGHH.

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- He sneaks it into school
every day,

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and hides it in his cubby

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so that Chef doesn't
confiscate it.

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Owen will never risk Beary
being taken away. So...

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Oh my goodness,
is that a toy from home?

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- (Gasp) Beary!

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I told you to stay hidden!

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(Owen farts)
(Courtney coughing) Owen!

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- Noooooo!
(Balloons splat, farts)

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(Coughing)

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Oh-oh! (Splat) Ahhh!

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- BOOM! Courtney's out!

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- Looks like it's down
to Dancy-Pants

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vs. Owen for the ticket.

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I'm going to let this one
play out.

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May the best man win.

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♪♪♪

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- Yep! I've got this one
in the bag.

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Owen is going down,

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and then Wild Ride Kingdom
here I come!

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- Sometimes Duncan scares me.

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- (Gasp) Beary! Hide!

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Okay. Hit me, Dancy-Pants.

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- AARGH!

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Will everyone stop calling
me that?!

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- Aw, it's probably for the
best that I didn't win.

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I'd just stuff my
face with snacks,

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and then puke all over Leshawna
on the rollercoaster.

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- Hmmm.

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A ticket to Wild Ride Kingdom,

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or getting Leshawna back

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for turning me
into "Dancy-Pants".

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I'm not sure what the bigger
score is here.

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♪♪♪

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(Splat)

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- Oops. Looks like I'm out!

223
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Meh, Wild Ride Kingdom
isn't going anywhere.

224
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Owen wins!

225
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- I won! Ha! I won, I won!

226
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- Congrats Owen. Meet ya at
the Stomach Pumper.

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(Owen giggles happily)

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- Woo-hoo-hoo!

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Right after I hit the food
court!

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- Remember to take lots of
pictures!

231
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Owen: Wild Ride Kingdom
was great!

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There was that hot dog cart!

233
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Popcorn!

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Ooh! The Pizza!

235
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So good!

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I've never even heard of funnel
cake before!

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I think this is where Leshawna
said,

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it was time to ride
the Stomach Pumper.

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And boy, is that ride named
right!

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And I kinda barfed on Leshawna.

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All: Ew.
- (Chuckles) Awesome!

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- (Grossed out)
Worst ride ever.

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- Well, at least I had my
backup clothes with me.

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Twinsies.

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All: (Laughing)

246
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- Stop it. Stop laughing!

247
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,562
- No can do Queen-Pukie-Pants.

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All: (Laughing)

249
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,108
- Do not call me
Queen Pukie Pants.

250
00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,319
- Kids! I have the best
surprise.

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Today we're going
to Wild Ride Kingdom!

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All: (Cheering)

253
00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:19,912
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(High pitched)

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00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,747
(Glass shatters)
OOOOOOOOOOOOO...