1 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:20,438 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:25,151 (Cheering) (Toilet flushes) 3 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,694 Duncan: Again! Again! (Toilet flushes) 4 00:00:26,778 --> 00:00:28,404 (Laughter and cheering) 5 00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:31,157 - Okay! What's goin' on in here? 6 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,993 - We're at the casino! 7 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,953 (Toilet flushes) (Laughter and cheering) 8 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,163 - Whaaat?? 9 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,165 - My dad just got back from Atlantic city. 10 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,375 He said it was like flushing his money down the toilet. 11 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:44,003 - He's not wrong. But-- 12 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,004 Is that my wallet?! 13 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:48,007 - Well, it isn't ours. 14 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,509 (Toilet flushes) (Laughter and cheering) 15 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:51,677 - Out. Out! Out! 16 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:54,639 I'm gonna teach you kids the value of a dollar. 17 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,266 - Should we tell him about his car keys? 18 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,852 Chef: Okay. So the game, 19 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:02,438 is you each need to create a business. 20 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:04,816 You'll all be given "play money" to spend. 21 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,859 If you spend more money than you make, 22 00:01:06,943 --> 00:01:09,070 you go broke and you're out of the game. 23 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,863 - Chef, I'm broke. 24 00:01:10,947 --> 00:01:13,032 - What? How could you be broke already? 25 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,201 - I bought these three magic beans. 26 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,953 - Who from? 27 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:18,871 - All sales are final. 28 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:21,123 - Well, I'm hittin' the casino! 29 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:24,168 - No, Owen, no more flushing money down the toilet. 30 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,378 - (Frustrated groan) 31 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:27,713 Just when it was ready to pay out. 32 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:29,257 Chef: Come on, Cody, 33 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,634 let's have a look at the booths the other kids made! 34 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,136 - Free compliments and hugs! 35 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:35,847 - I'll take one hug please! 36 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,807 - Aw, isn't that nice. 37 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:41,185 Terrible business plan, but nice. 38 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:43,980 - What kind of business is this? 39 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,148 - Pet funerals. 40 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:48,985 - Oh. I don't have any pets, just a little brother. 41 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,070 - We do those too. 42 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:52,405 - O-kaay. 43 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,365 Hey! Let's see what Izzy's doing. 44 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,158 What is your business, Izzy? 45 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:59,078 - For $1, I'll teach you to alpha-burp! 46 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,706 (Glug, glug) 47 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,416 (Huge burps) A, B, C. 48 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,418 - Wow. - That's nothing. 49 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:08,588 For $2, I'll teach you how to alpha-fart! 50 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:09,797 - Can I have $2? 51 00:02:09,881 --> 00:02:11,716 Please! Please! Please! 52 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,385 - All right but only if you tell me what you learned. 53 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,345 Jude: Get your food on a stick! 54 00:02:16,429 --> 00:02:20,016 Home of the butt burner spicy chicken stick. 55 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:21,684 - I'll try that chicken. 56 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,769 Mmmm. Look's good. 57 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:26,564 Mmmm. What's in the sauce? 58 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,940 Ghost peppers. 59 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:29,817 (Alarm rings, hissing) 60 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:30,943 (Flames whoosh) It's hot! 61 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:32,528 (Screaming) 62 00:02:32,612 --> 00:02:34,113 (Cody farts) 63 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,615 (Izzy farts) 64 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,575 - Hey there, Noah, what's your idea? 65 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,161 - It's not my idea, it's Owens. 66 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,579 I just invested in it. 67 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,624 - .How much should we charge to heat up people's pants 68 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:46,417 in this oven? 69 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,877 (Flames whoosh) - Pants! 70 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,795 Fire! Fire pants! 71 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:50,963 (Extinguisher whooshes) 72 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:53,216 - I never said it was a good idea. 73 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:56,802 - I think you boys need a new business plan. 74 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,305 Owen: This is great! 75 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:02,808 Selling cookies we baked using your nana's favourite recipe 76 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:06,687 is a way better idea than asking people to pay us 77 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:08,481 to burn their clothing. 78 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,399 - Oh yeah. The only thing sweeter than my nana 79 00:03:10,483 --> 00:03:13,486 are her cookies. Now we just need customers. 80 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:19,492 Owen? Did you just lick the sprinkles off all the cookies? 81 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:20,826 - Nope! 82 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,120 (Slurping) 83 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:25,831 Okay. That's all of them! 84 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:28,000 Sorry. Should we bake more? 85 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:30,169 - Hmm, that sounds like a lot of work. 86 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,504 Let's just... 87 00:03:32,964 --> 00:03:34,882 There! Good as new. 88 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:36,884 - Are you sure no one will know? 89 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:38,469 - Only one way to find out! 90 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,680 - Hey, Leshawna, wanna buy a cookie? 91 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,348 - Sure. I'll try one. 92 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,520 I am so mad at you two... 93 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:48,813 (Both gasp) 94 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,607 - For not baking these delicious cookies sooner! 95 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:53,109 (Relieved sighs) 96 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,861 - Guysss! Cookieeeeeeees! 97 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:56,988 (Laughing and cheering) 98 00:03:57,071 --> 00:04:00,282 - Looks like we're in business, pal. 99 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,619 - Look at all this play money! 100 00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:05,705 We're play rich! 101 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,249 - So when's the next batch of cookies, ready, guys? 102 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:11,627 - Oh, sorry, but Noah's nana's cookie shop is now closed. 103 00:04:11,711 --> 00:04:14,005 Buh-bye. - Too bad. 104 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,965 They were so good the other kids and I, 105 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,675 were ready to pay real money for 'em. 106 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,137 - They'll be out any minute! 107 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,389 - Did she say real money? 108 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,434 - Yup! Owen do you know what this means? 109 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:29,061 If this takes off, we could live our life long dream 110 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:32,064 in the cookie business! Together! 111 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:33,733 - (Long gasp) 112 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:37,862 It's always been a dream of mine to own a cookie factory 113 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,822 with my best buddy. 114 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:43,284 (Production line whirs) 115 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,705 - You're just in time to add the secret ingredient, Owen! 116 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,165 - (Sniffs, slurps) 117 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:54,211 And my favourite part is hanging out with my best buddy. 118 00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:57,548 Okay, we got away with the cookie licking last time 119 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,592 but keep your tongue off this batch. Got it? 120 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:00,926 - Got it. 121 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:03,054 - All right. It's cookie time. 122 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,764 (Cash register dings) 123 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,225 (Spitting and gagging) 124 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:10,686 - Blech! These aren't the same cookies! 125 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,188 What's going on? 126 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:15,191 - (Coughs) What kinda scam are you pulling? 127 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,151 - Yeah. It's my nana's recipe. 128 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,528 We didn't change a single thing... 129 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:21,530 (Slurping) 130 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:22,865 - Delish! 131 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:25,159 - Will you excuse me for a moment? 132 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,953 It's your spit! You didn't lick these. 133 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:29,997 It's the only difference! 134 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:32,166 - (Gasp) That makes sense. 135 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:36,170 The inside of my mouth is always delicious! 136 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:39,131 Aw, too bad. Selling cookies was fun. 137 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:41,258 - What do you mean "was"? 138 00:05:42,635 --> 00:05:44,386 - Hm? No-ahhhh! 139 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:47,640 We can't do that! Can we do that? 140 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,433 - Sure we can! 141 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,394 We just have to keep the secret ingredient a secret. 142 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,522 Why'd you say the 's' word?! 143 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:57,483 You know I can't keep a sss-sssssee-- 144 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:02,113 Ahhh! Yes! They're like vegetables. 145 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,490 As soon as I have one in my mouth, I spit it out! 146 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,827 (Fart) - Who farted? 147 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,621 - It was me! 148 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,998 - I can't wait to see how this one ends... 149 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:15,668 - Gahhhhh. I've seen it! 150 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,670 He turns her into a vampire! 151 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,171 - (Angry groan) 152 00:06:19,255 --> 00:06:20,548 - (Whistling) 153 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,675 - Noah, there's a surprise party for you! 154 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,301 It's in here right now! 155 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,053 And we're all waiting inside to surprise you! 156 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:27,805 Jude: Dude! - Oops! 157 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:28,931 (Disappointed groans) 158 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,058 (Blows party favour) 159 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:33,102 - This tastes delicious... 160 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,353 (Slurping) 161 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,397 but feels borderline wrong. 162 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,108 - Owen. It's no big deal - We are kids. 163 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:41,193 Sharing spit is what we do. 164 00:06:41,277 --> 00:06:42,903 See for yourself! 165 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:44,738 (Phone rings) 166 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:47,241 - It's for you. - Thank you. 167 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,953 - Hmm... I still don't know. 168 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,122 - It's just a little white lie. 169 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:56,500 You heard them, they like the spit cookies better! 170 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:59,879 You're doing some-thing nice for them by not telling. 171 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:02,381 - Well, I guess it's okay then! 172 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:07,386 ♪♪♪ 173 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:09,388 (Gulp, mmmm!) 174 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:14,018 ♪♪♪ 175 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,769 All: Mmmm! 176 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:17,479 ♪♪♪ 177 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,148 - Glad the good cookies are back. 178 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,734 So what happened to that 2nd batch? 179 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:22,985 They were awful. 180 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,904 - Oh, it was a silly mistake. 181 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,655 Owen here forgot the secret ingredient. 182 00:07:26,739 --> 00:07:27,781 - (Stammers) 183 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:30,201 Ha. Who I did. Did? Didn't! 184 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,411 Oh baby! Baby cakes! 185 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,788 Yazza doo! Bing bang boom! Bing bang boom! 186 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,583 Bing bang boom! Haaaeeeeeeeee! 187 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,004 - Whoa! Easy, buddy. 188 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,088 Yeah. Deep breaths. 189 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:46,091 You okay? - Yeah, I think I'm okay. 190 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,761 I just need to tell everyone! 191 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,429 Hey everybody! 192 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,182 The secret ingredient in the cookies is my-- 193 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,934 Time to bake up another Batch 194 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:56,769 of Noah's nana's famous cookies! 195 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,687 All: (Cheer) 196 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,483 - See? They're happy! - That's true... 197 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:05,152 it's not like we're selling to grown ups, right? 198 00:08:05,236 --> 00:08:08,197 - Ha! Grown-ups! As if! 199 00:08:09,073 --> 00:08:10,449 - Owen! Noah! 200 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,117 There is a line up of grown-ups around the block 201 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,536 who wanna buy your cookies! 202 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:19,792 And this is a random bank man with a suitcase full of cash. 203 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:22,127 He wants to help fulfill your dreams 204 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:26,048 of opening Owen and Noah's yummy cookies factory. 205 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,217 Now go and whip up some more! 206 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,970 And don't forget the seeeeecret ingredient! 207 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:33,347 - Seee- see-eee. Sacrits. 208 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,600 Once I pooped in a sandbox! 209 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,186 - Excuse us a moment. 210 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:41,313 Be right back with more cookies! 211 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:43,732 Owen: (Shouts) I have a big fat secret! 212 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:45,276 - (Nervous chuckle) 213 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,987 Who hasn't pooped in a sandbox, right? 214 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,321 - (Agreeing chuckle) 215 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:52,992 Sacrits. (Stifle gag) Sacrits. (Stifle gag) 216 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,327 - Buddy. Pal. Keep it together. 217 00:08:55,411 --> 00:08:57,329 We're just seconds away from our dream! 218 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:59,957 But adults can get a little bit weird 219 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,792 about ingesting other people's spit, 220 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,838 so we really have to keep our secret ingredient a secret. 221 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:08,048 Do you think you can do that buddy? 222 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:09,508 But--(big breath) 223 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,011 but the seee-- (big breath) the seee--(big breath, pop) 224 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,013 - I know, I know. 225 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,390 And you can tell all the secrets you want. 226 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,684 Right after we take over the cookie industry. 227 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,186 - Okay. I think I can make it. 228 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,564 - These really are tasty cookies. 229 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:27,693 I'm trying to put my finger on that secret ingredient... 230 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,069 Secret, secret, 231 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,905 secret, secret... 232 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,199 Why do I keep saying the word secret. 233 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,410 Secret. Secret-secret-secret. 234 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,289 - Gah! The secret ingredient is my spit! 235 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,878 - (Coughing) Ugh! - Gross! Yuck! 236 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,213 - Oh! That's really gross. 237 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,173 - No-no-no, no, no, no! 238 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,300 Mr. Bank man, wait... 239 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,386 - (Sighs) - I'm sorry, Noah. 240 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:57,681 That was our dream and I blew it. 241 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,391 - Aw, that's okay, buddy. 242 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:01,226 I shouldn't have tried to make you keep 243 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,354 a secret like that anyway. 244 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,939 - And I shouldn't have sold cookies to other people 245 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,775 that I already licked. 246 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,569 Oh well, no real harm done. Beth: (Clears throat) 247 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:13,906 (Seething) You two are gonna pay for making us eat spit. 248 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,407 - (Gasp) Wait. 249 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,910 C-c-c-can I just say one thing in our defense? 250 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,787 - What? - Ruuuunnnnn! 251 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,246 Beth: Get 'em!