1 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:20,438 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,736 Duncan: You know the rules: on the count of three 3 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:29,322 we pop the lids and breathe deep. 4 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:31,240 Last guy to hurl, wins. 5 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:32,825 - Let's do this! 6 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:34,494 Yeeeeah! 7 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:37,663 - Time to separate the shrimps from the sharks. 8 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:40,374 Ready... set... - And you're already my friend. 9 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,251 And you're already my friend. 10 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:43,586 - Free sticker! 11 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:46,672 - And you're already my friend. - If you say so. 12 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:49,425 - Wanna play with us? - What're you playing? 13 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:52,428 - Sniff It 'Til You Barf. - It's fun! 14 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:55,014 - Um, even if I wasn't on a mission right now, 15 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,475 that'd still be a hard no. 16 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,268 - What's got you so stressed out? 17 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:02,939 - I need to earn my "make a new friend" badge. 18 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:06,359 You know, for my Wilderness Girls Badge Sash! 19 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,486 Every achievement earns you a badge. 20 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,197 I've gotten badges for pitching a tent, making fire, 21 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,115 and taking out my own appendix. 22 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:16,744 So far, I'm the only Wilderness Girl who's gotten that one! 23 00:01:16,828 --> 00:01:18,371 (Machine beeps) 24 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:19,872 Safety scissors. 25 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:22,208 Come on, Courtney, 26 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,336 be (slap) more (slap) brave! (Slap) 27 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,880 (Readying exhales) 28 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:29,173 All: Ewww! 29 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,509 Duncan: Okay, that is kinda cool! 30 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,554 - There are 325 badges in total. 31 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:36,639 I have three 324 of them. 32 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,142 - Wow! That means... 33 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,687 ♪♪♪ 34 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:46,983 - Hey! You tricked me into doing matha-mathics! 35 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,569 - You're almost halfway done! 36 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:52,113 - So what happens if you get the last badge? 37 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:54,740 - Not "if", when. 38 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:55,658 And I don't know, 39 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,702 no-one's ever done it before! 40 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,245 - Maybe you get a lifetime supply 41 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,747 of Wilderness Girl cookies! 42 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,417 Duncan: Or maybe they'll give you a yacht 43 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:07,253 that we can borrow and party on. 44 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:09,297 - Those are ridiculous ideas. 45 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:10,840 If I had to guess, 46 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:13,676 they'll probably build a massive statue of me 47 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,970 at the Wilderness Girls' World Headquarters. 48 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,263 (Pigeon cooing) 49 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,599 Get out of here, bird! 50 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:22,101 Nobody poops on me! 51 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,770 I just need to make one new friend, 52 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:28,065 get them to sign this form, and I make history! 53 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,275 So... later. 54 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,736 - (Chuckles) Huh? - Hmm... 55 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:35,573 - C'mon, guys, Sniff It 'Til You Barf time. 56 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,491 Ready. Set. Go. 57 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,035 (Smell whooshes, big inhales) 58 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,703 (Gagging sounds) 59 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,331 - Already my friend. 60 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,500 Already my friend. Already my friend. 61 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:48,794 Ugh! How am I going to make a new friend 62 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:51,380 if I'm already friends with everyone? 63 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:52,798 (Door slides open, bat squeaks) 64 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:55,593 - We're not friends. - Are you sure? 65 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,470 This has to be legit. 66 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:59,805 - What's the name of my doll? - Um... 67 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:00,890 (Buzzer buzzes) 68 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,351 What's my favourite natural disaster? 69 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:05,561 - Tsunami? (Buzzer buzzes) 70 00:03:05,645 --> 00:03:07,647 - Where'd I bury my old iguana? 71 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,231 - Your backyard? (Buzzer buzzes) 72 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:10,399 - No. 73 00:03:10,483 --> 00:03:11,442 - (Humming happily) 74 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,152 (Screaming) 75 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,737 Killer lizard! 76 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:18,366 - That iguana was alive. 77 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:19,617 - I never said it was dead. 78 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,577 - Ohhhh-kay. 79 00:03:21,661 --> 00:03:25,206 - So you gonna try and make me a friend or what? 80 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:28,125 - Umm... I'm, I... 81 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:32,004 I'll think about that and-and g-get back... to you. 82 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:33,464 - Whatever. (Door ratchets closed) 83 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,341 - (Whimpers) Whew! 84 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,343 There must be somebody else. 85 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,637 (Retching and coughing) 86 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,264 - (Laughs) 87 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:44,350 Winner and still champion! 88 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:49,146 - Maybe I can be friends with something other than people? 89 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,108 Can we be friends? 90 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:53,275 (Liquid sloshes) 91 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,196 Are you sure? 92 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,280 (Liquid sloshes) 93 00:03:58,364 --> 00:04:00,074 (Ding!) 94 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,033 (Sighs) 95 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:02,284 ♪♪♪ 96 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:05,246 (Tree rumbles and growls) 97 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,415 Courtney: (Sad) Oh. 98 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,333 Hello, my new friend. 99 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,168 (Phone rings) Hello. 100 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,546 What? Why can't a fish be my friend? 101 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:16,465 You're such sticklers for rules! 102 00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:18,759 Darn it, I really respect that. 103 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:21,721 (Muffled chatter, dial tone) Well, that's it then. 104 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:24,598 I guess I'm gonna have to make Gwen my new friend. 105 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,475 (Loud thunderclap, lightning strikes) 106 00:04:26,559 --> 00:04:28,060 (Gulp) 107 00:04:28,144 --> 00:04:29,895 Ding-dong! 108 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,107 Hello? I said ding-dong! 109 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,569 Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong! 110 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,446 (Banging) I know you're in there, Gwen. 111 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,406 Open your egg! Hatch! (Shaking chair) 112 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,575 - Looking for me? - Ahhhhhh! 113 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,368 (Catches breath) 114 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:48,539 I've been thinking. We could be great friends. 115 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,332 - I don't think we'd have fun. - What? 116 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,168 I'm totally fun! 117 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:55,171 See? That's my "party hearty" badge. 118 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,505 Watch this. 119 00:04:56,589 --> 00:05:00,301 Ain't no party like a Courtney party. 120 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,802 That's not even proper grammar - 121 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:05,598 that is how far off of the hook I can be! 122 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,851 - I had a friend once. She was really cheerful. 123 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,103 We're not friends anymore. 124 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:12,730 That is all. 125 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,315 (Party favour toots) 126 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:15,816 - Ugh... I don't know. 127 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:18,778 - C'mon. Give me a try. 128 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,821 We can play whatever you want. 129 00:05:20,905 --> 00:05:24,450 - Are you sure you want to do this? 130 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,285 - Absolutely. 131 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:30,790 I'm totally open to new experiences with a new friend. 132 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:33,375 - Fine. But we do everything my way. 133 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:36,045 - (Worried whimper) 134 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,963 (Dramatic music) 135 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:40,299 - You can't say I didn't warn her. 136 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:44,303 - I'm sure it's worth it. 137 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,805 - I know I'm gonna regret this. 138 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:48,557 It could turn out to be a total disaster. 139 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:50,810 (Wistfully) Which could be fun. 140 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,729 - Okay, okay. Battle for second place. 141 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:55,940 - Come on, Harold, one more round. 142 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,984 I'm not gonna let this four week-old curry take me down! 143 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,402 - Ready? Set. Go! 144 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:02,863 (Smell whooshes, gagging) 145 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:05,491 Gwen: This is called "Monster Toy". 146 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,326 You take three toys... 147 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,829 (Smash) Mess 'em up bad... 148 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:12,706 then make an all-new toy out of the parts. 149 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,291 - Oh! - Now you. 150 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:18,462 - I have to break daycare property? 151 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:21,924 - Yes, and the more broken, the better. 152 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,385 - (Poof) You don't have to do this, Courtney. 153 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,345 - (Poof) Yes, you do... 154 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,514 if you want that badge. 155 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,683 - Do it for the badge! 156 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:33,185 (Fake cheerful) Okay. Here goes. 157 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:35,271 (Light tap) - Seriously? 158 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:37,356 (Smashing) 159 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,316 That felt wrong, but what a rush. 160 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,528 (Speedy arranging) 161 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,321 Gwen: Um... no. 162 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:45,573 (Speedy rearranging) 163 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,408 Better. Try again. 164 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,034 (Speedy rearranging) 165 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:51,453 Hmm. Surprising! 166 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,789 Maybe we actually could be friends. 167 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:56,125 - Awesome! - (Clears throat) 168 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,418 - I mean... 169 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:00,296 (Flatly) awesome. 170 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:01,881 Oh, I know what these are! 171 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,800 I'm supposed to tell you what I see in the ink splotches 172 00:07:04,884 --> 00:07:07,428 so you can tell me how my brain works, right? 173 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,388 - No. They're worms. 174 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:10,723 I put 'em between the pages and... 175 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,808 (Slams book shut) they stay put 176 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:16,228 and I don't have to use glue. 177 00:07:16,312 --> 00:07:18,397 - Clever... I guess. 178 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,316 But why do you do that? 179 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:23,235 - Can you think of a better thing to do with worms? 180 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:25,154 - Hmm... 181 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,156 (Slurping) 182 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,991 (Sizzling) 183 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,409 ♪♪♪ 184 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,620 (Thump) - Ow! 185 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,246 - Actually... no. 186 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:36,457 I can't think of anything better to do with worms. 187 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,959 (Book slams shut) 188 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:41,253 Gwen: This is my favourite game. 189 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:43,672 Go ahead. Flip the switch. 190 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:45,799 - Flipping a light switch is a game? 191 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,801 - Are we playing together or not? 192 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,512 (Switch clicks, loud scream, crashing thuds) 193 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:53,015 - Gwen?! Courtney?! 194 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,727 Oh no! Did Gwen tell you I'm afraid of the dark? 195 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,437 B-b-because I'm not! (Switch clicks) 196 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,481 (Blood-curdling scream, breathing hard) 197 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,858 - Oops! My finger slipped. 198 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:05,945 - This was supposed to be our secret! 199 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,196 - (Chuckles) 200 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,448 Who knew exposing other kids' deepest fears 201 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,659 could be so much fun?! 202 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,369 - Pretty good game, huh? 203 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,537 - Awesome game. 204 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,039 Who else can we scare? 205 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,126 (Rolling rasp) 206 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:22,544 - Ahhhhh! 207 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:25,172 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shark attack! 208 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:26,674 (Hard thud) Ungh! 209 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,346 (Moaning) 210 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,139 - Ahhhhh! Zombies! 211 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,141 Ahhhhhhhhhhh! 212 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,017 (Light thump) 213 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:39,228 (Hissing) 214 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,479 - Ahhhhh! 215 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,523 Good thing I'm still in diapers. 216 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,483 Ahhhhhhhh! - I am loving this! 217 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:45,985 Who's left?! Who's left?! 218 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:49,321 - There's Chef, but he's kind of tricky. 219 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:50,864 - I've got lots of ideas! 220 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:53,158 We can fill his car with angry cats! 221 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:56,495 (Cats yowl, Chef screams) Or seal Chef in his office. 222 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,289 Chef: What's going on out there?! 223 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,833 (Screaming, laughing and cheering) 224 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:04,003 Or even blow up the entire building! 225 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:07,506 - Whoa. How about we just do the old can prank? 226 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,216 - I'm good with that. 227 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,342 (Door squeaks open) 228 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:12,928 - Ooh! Pretzels. 229 00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:14,680 Oh, it's empty. 230 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,724 (Tightens rope) - Good to go. 231 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,684 (Hard slap, high-pitched whinny) 232 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,561 (Winding sound) - Ahh-ahh-ahhhh! 233 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,187 Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! 234 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:23,355 - (Laughing hysterically) 235 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:25,482 - Hah, hah. (Loud crash) 236 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:28,819 - Wow. I haven't laughed that hard in like... 237 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,529 ever. 238 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,282 - Are we actual friends now? 239 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,034 - I guess we are. (Light thump) 240 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,536 - Yes! Please sign on the dotted line. 241 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,079 - What is this? 242 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:41,874 - Verification for my "Make a new friend" badge. 243 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:43,542 - (Growing angry) So all this time, 244 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,045 you were just using me? - Umm... 245 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,671 Uh, well... 246 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,341 - (Angrier) Gaining my trust? Tricking me? 247 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,508 - (Nervous) Um... 248 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,260 - Assuming that I wouldn't be furious 249 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,804 when I found out the truth?! - (Terrified whimper) 250 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,557 (Non-pulsed) Well played. (Pencil scribbles) 251 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,684 - (Nervous Chuckle) Th-thanks? 252 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,020 (Cheering and clapping) 253 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,942 So when do we unveil the statue of me? 254 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:12,112 I mean, there has to be some kind of prize 255 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:14,281 for the being the first one to earn all the badges! 256 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:16,325 (Light thump) A cookie? 257 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,577 Why is...? (Loud rumbling) Oh no! 258 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,787 (Loud crash) 259 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,748 - I was right! (Eating noisily)