1 00:00:01,878 --> 00:00:16,350 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:20,897 ♪♪♪ 3 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪♪♪ 4 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,611 - Guys! I've decided 5 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,654 I'm going to be a WeTube star. 6 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,490 I have all the right tools, 7 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:33,659 great bubbly personality, witty repartay, 8 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:37,330 pretty hair, I was born to do this. 9 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,665 - Aw. that sounds like fun, Courtney. 10 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,459 Lots of kids enjoy learning online. 11 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,002 - I know, right? 12 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:46,047 Bridgette, how would you like to be my camera woman? 13 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:49,091 - Cool. So what are you going to talk about, Courtney? 14 00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:51,469 - Uhhhh... (Nervous giggle) 15 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,971 Uh... um... 16 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,057 Uh... um... 17 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,850 Uhhh... ummmmmm... 18 00:00:57,934 --> 00:01:00,561 I can't believe I didn't figure that out yet. 19 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:02,522 Oh well. How hard can it be? 20 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:04,649 This is "Cooking with Courtney". 21 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,193 For the first step we're going to put all the ingredients 22 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,654 into the mixer and turn it on. 23 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,614 (Whirring) Ahhh! 24 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,076 (Hard thuds) 25 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:15,993 (Relieved exhale) 26 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:19,497 This is "Riding with Courtney". 27 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,123 The key to riding bikes 28 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:23,334 is to make sure you keep your hands on the breaks 29 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,211 at all times. Ahhh! 30 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,546 - Ouu! (Landing thud) 31 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:28,589 - This is, "Learning with Courtney"! 32 00:01:28,673 --> 00:01:30,216 An aquatic bottlenose-dolphin 33 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:34,303 is famous for it's intelligence and friendly disposition. 34 00:01:34,387 --> 00:01:35,888 (Water whooshes) 35 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,390 (Spits) Cut. 36 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:38,808 - (Laughs) 37 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:41,644 - How about we just do toy reviews? 38 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,729 - (Laughs) - Good call. 39 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,273 (Both scream) (Fish thud) 40 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,858 - This is Tammy-Tinkles, 41 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,651 a baby you feed, 42 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,444 squeeze, and change. 43 00:01:50,528 --> 00:01:53,739 Woo! There's nothing more exciting 44 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:55,575 than the rush of feeling like a mother 45 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:57,910 taking care of a child. 46 00:01:57,994 --> 00:01:59,912 Cut. Post it. 47 00:01:59,996 --> 00:02:02,415 - Hey Courtney, what's the video for? 48 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:04,333 - I'm going to upload it to WeTube. 49 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:07,086 And become an internet sensation. 50 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,504 - Wow! - Can we help? 51 00:02:08,588 --> 00:02:10,423 - Of course you can. 52 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,425 - Woo-hoo! - Yeah! 53 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,844 - By staying out of my way. 54 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,262 - Ouch. - Harsh. 55 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,722 - Sorry, guys, 56 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,807 it's just that it takes a really specific combination 57 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:21,809 of smarts, and on-screen charisma 58 00:02:21,893 --> 00:02:23,686 to carry something like this off. 59 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,646 And you just don't have it. 60 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,607 - Hey! We got charisma! 61 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:31,360 Dude, what's charisma? 62 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:33,863 - I Love Christtt-maass! (Chuckles) 63 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,490 That's when Santa comes down the chimney! 64 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:38,367 - Check how many likes I got. 65 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:39,785 - 12! 66 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:42,288 - Yes! - I love high-fives! 67 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,332 - Is 12 a lot? 68 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:45,791 - It's 12 more than you got. 69 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,419 - Well, maybe we'll make our own video. 70 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,756 - Yeah. I bet we'll get twice as many views! 71 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,049 - OH YEAH? 72 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:55,635 Put your money where your mouth is! 73 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:58,262 - Okay, I bet you today's snack 74 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,306 that we'll get more than you do. 75 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,641 - Wait... what?? 76 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,477 - You realize it's chocolate pudding day, right? 77 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,771 - (Gasps) (Gulps) 78 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,397 You sure about this? 79 00:03:08,481 --> 00:03:11,233 - Unless you don't think you got what it takes. 80 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:14,111 - I'm sure. C'mon dudes, let's make a vid. 81 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:16,781 - Quiet on set! 82 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,324 Annnnnnnnd, ACTION! 83 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:22,286 - (Grunts) 84 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,246 (Grunts) 85 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,749 - It's not a very exciting video. 86 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,918 - We're gonna need more balloons. 87 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,921 ♪♪♪ 88 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:33,756 That should do it. 89 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,174 - Now we're talking! 90 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,592 ACTION! 91 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:37,885 - (Grunting) 92 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,762 (Harold whooshes) Heeeeelpppp! 93 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,305 (Plane engine hums) 94 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,392 - How did we not see that coming? 95 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:46,060 - Who cares, dude? 96 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,813 - Kids, did you two just upload a video of Harold 97 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,357 flying off into the sky to an uncertain fate?! 98 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,858 Both: Ummm... 99 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:55,736 - 'Cause it got 3 million LIKES. 100 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:56,904 - Woo-hooo! - Yes! 101 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:59,949 - Wait! WHAT? 3 million likes!? 102 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,617 Bridgette check mine again. 103 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:04,036 - 13 likes! 104 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,706 Oh wait. It went back down to 12. 105 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:09,417 Sorry. I accidentally hit the LIKE button. 106 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,584 - (Groans) 107 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,962 - Anyway, keep up the good work, boys. 108 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,922 - Disappointment high-five? 109 00:04:15,006 --> 00:04:16,507 - There will be no high-fives 110 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,427 until we make a video that gets more likes than them! 111 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,262 C'mon! 112 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:24,223 - Shouldn't we call someone about Harold? 113 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,225 - Hello! (Echoes) 114 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,518 Hello! (Echoes) 115 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,354 - These kids are really, really talented. 116 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:33,607 Just so funny, and creative, and... 117 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,901 and then there's Courtney. 118 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:37,570 - Annnnnndd....ACTION. 119 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:39,321 - Hello WeTube viewers! 120 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:43,701 Today I'm going to play test Prince Pumpkin Face. 121 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,787 Of course you can change out his eyes or lips 122 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,205 or any other features, 123 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:51,625 but I like to make a choice and stick with it. 124 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,003 CUT! - Posted. 125 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:56,088 - (Gasp) Seven likes?! 126 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:57,631 - Yay! 127 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,050 High-five! 128 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,302 - No Bridgette! Seven is bad. 129 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,015 - Oh wow, did you make a Prince Pumpkin Face video? 130 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:08,809 - Bet that gotta a ton of likes. 131 00:05:08,893 --> 00:05:10,853 - It did just fine, thank you. 132 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:13,689 Have you guys done another video? 133 00:05:13,773 --> 00:05:15,816 - Yeah. Check it out. 134 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,193 Owen: Action. 135 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,945 Jude: Chirp. Chirp. Oh no. A vampire bat. 136 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,822 And he's hungry! 137 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:24,575 Oh look, a helpless victim 138 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,620 I like to call it, BREAKFAST! 139 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:30,831 - Ahhh! Stay away from my unprotected neck. 140 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:33,375 (Laughs, squirting) 141 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:34,960 - Wow! 142 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:37,505 - That's it? That's what you uploaded?! 143 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,508 Okay. I feel a little better about my video now 144 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,343 because that was horrible. 145 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:45,679 And how many likes did that get? 146 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,973 - Dude, we totally forget to check. 147 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,600 - Did you just upload a video saying 148 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,811 a vampire outbreak had begun creating a global panic 149 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:53,562 and causing people to race to grocery stores 150 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:56,148 to buy all the garlic in hopes of staying alive?! 151 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,983 - Yes they did. 152 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,111 And I don't wanna be mean but-- 153 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,488 - It got 6 million likes! 154 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:03,989 - Well then... 155 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,282 (Screaming) 156 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:07,409 - Keep up the good work, boys! 157 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:09,662 Someday you're gonna be famous! 158 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,330 - High-five! 159 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,666 - All right. High-five, guys! 160 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,167 - Nope. C'mon. 161 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,169 - But I love hig-fiving. 162 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:20,172 - We will high-five after I take them down! 163 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:22,591 Which I will! 164 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,136 Bridgette: Action. 165 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,345 - Whoa! 166 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:29,807 This is so bouncy. 167 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,351 And that is how you bounce safely 168 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,270 in a bouncy castle. 169 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,855 Don't forget to subscribe 170 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,357 for more awesome toy-playing tips! 171 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,359 - Got it! And, SENT. 172 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:43,362 - There's no way this video doesn't beat the boys videos. 173 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,447 It's insane! 174 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:48,075 - (Gasp) A bouncy castle video. 175 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:49,743 Good thinking, Courtney! 176 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,871 - Did you do a flip? 177 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,122 - Ooh. That's against the rules. 178 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,832 I read it in the manual. 179 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,376 - You read the manual for a bouncy castle? 180 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,171 - Yep, it clearly states no flips, no shoes, 181 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,714 and no bears. 182 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,591 - That's weirdly specific. 183 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,218 - Owen, Jude! Any more uploaded videos? 184 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:08,470 I sure got a hoot out of the last one. 185 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,514 Almost as good about the one with monkey 186 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,558 sniffing his own butt! 187 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,518 You kids sure are creative! 188 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:15,895 - We made another video! 189 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,813 How many likes did I get? 190 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:19,732 - Oh. Umm... 20. 191 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,108 - (Happy gasp) 20 MILLION?! 192 00:07:21,192 --> 00:07:23,611 YES! - No. Just 20. 193 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:26,030 - But-But-I bounced. 194 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,032 Several times! 195 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,700 - 20 isn't bad. 196 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,410 It's just about 20 millions less 197 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,912 than what Jude and Owen got. 198 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:35,080 So, yeah, in comparison it's horrible, 199 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,790 but if you never judge yourself 200 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:39,251 against people doing way better than you, 201 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:41,795 you'll never have to know you're bad at things. 202 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,130 Try that! 203 00:07:43,214 --> 00:07:45,841 - I thought it was a good video. 204 00:07:45,925 --> 00:07:48,344 - Using a toy safely, as instructed by the manual, 205 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:51,931 isn't boring. Is it? 206 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,599 - This is awesome! 207 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,100 (Ball bounces) - Ahhhh! 208 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,602 (Ball bounces) - Look out! 209 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,438 - Oh man, this is gonna be good, 210 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,565 - Yeah! Sent! 211 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,442 - Human-basketball-boy-slam-dunk 212 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,277 just got 8 million likes! 213 00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:08,280 - Oh, come on! That's not even a thing? 214 00:08:08,364 --> 00:08:10,449 And people watch that? 215 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,534 What is the world coming too? 216 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:15,329 - Dude, why do you wanna make a video 217 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,206 with the Tammy-Tinkles doll? 218 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,959 - You'll see. Hit record. 219 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,502 Okay. The trick is, 220 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:24,213 instead of feeding it water, you feed it club soda 221 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,382 and then start shaking it! 222 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:29,134 And keep shaking until... 223 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:31,470 (Owen laughs) (Soda whooshes) 224 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,766 - That was AWESOME! 225 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,852 - And I renamed her Vicky Vomits. 226 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:39,979 - (Laughing) 227 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:42,481 That's wicked, bro. SENT. 228 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,317 - That was disgusting, 229 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:47,319 and there's no way people are going to-- 230 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:50,155 - Vomit baby just got 11 million LIKES! 231 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,657 Both: WOO-HOOO! 232 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,201 - Okay. I'm recording. 233 00:08:54,285 --> 00:08:55,786 - Clearly people only like videos 234 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,663 when toys are being used in dangerous 235 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,915 and inappropriate ways. 236 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:02,459 So here we go... 237 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:03,836 - You're gonna do a flip? 238 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,963 - No. - You're gonna chew gum? 239 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,256 - Nope. Nope. 240 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:10,009 But I'm wearing my shoes. 241 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:13,262 Inside the bouncy castle. 242 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:16,307 - Yeah... I'm not sure that's-- 243 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,351 - I'm in shoes and I'm bouncing! 244 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:22,104 Is this the anarchy you want, viewers?! 245 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,689 (POP!, air hisses) - (Gasps) 246 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,400 - Oh no. What have done?! - Jump! 247 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,860 Ahhhh... 248 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,486 Both: Ahhhhhh! 249 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,617 Ahhhhhh! 250 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,079 - Hey! What are you two doing here?! 251 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:41,707 - It's a long story. 252 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:45,002 - Annnnndddddd Sent. 253 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,004 - Rocket-a-bouncy-castle-into space-and- 254 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,173 find-a-friend-you-thought wasgone-forever 255 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,717 just got 25 million LIKES! 256 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,594 - BAM! We got more than you two, 257 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,013 which means we get your pudding cups! 258 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,139 (Laughing) 259 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,640 Congrats, Bridgette! 260 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,894 We are officially internet sensations! 261 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,020 High-five! 262 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,313 - Hold that five. 263 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,357 You WERE an internet sensation. 264 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,484 The WeTube website said what you did 265 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,694 was WAY too dangerous and you've been banned 266 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,738 from posting any more videos. 267 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,490 (Steam hisses, whimpers) 268 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,033 - Oh oh. - (Angry groan) 269 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,744 - Former internet sensation high-five? 270 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,621 - (Rumbling) ARRRGHHHHHHH!!!