♪♪♪
Chef: (Blows whistle)
All right, kids! Fun time's over!
everyone back inside for a fire safety presentation!
All: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
- Yay, fire safety!
♪♪♪
- I'm not getting any younger here!
(Loud bang) - Ahhh!
Pttt! (Groans)
Since when does fire safety need a whole presentation?
The fire alarm goes off. It's really annoying.
You smash it until it stops.
There's your presentation.
Courtney: (Happy squeal)
Fire safetyyyyyy!
I even read the French version!
Either there are different rules for French people,
or my French isn't what it used to be.
- Kids, for this special occasion I wore my fire tie
because our guest today is Fire Chief Blaze.
- Good morning, class!
(Siren wails) Stop, drop and roll!
Chef: (Pained grunt) Kids: (Shocked gasps)
- Oh. False alarm.
Hey, kids. Fire Chief Blaze here.
Wherever I go, safety follows!
Ah, yeah, you're okay, big guy!
- (Groans) Thanks, Fire Chief Blaze.
- Just a few things off the top.
Yes, I get to use a fire pole instead of stairs.
And yes, that is my shiny red fire truck out front.
All: Oooooh!
- Okay, that's enough truck for now.
(Disappointed groans)
- Now, if you listen up and learn your fire safety rules,
you could be just like me one day.
All: (Excited murmurs) I wanna be a Fire Chief!
- Wow...
(Flames roar)
(Smashing sounds)
- (Chuckles)
Things are heatin' up out here.
My robot's gonna cool you down.
(Water whooshes)
Sorry fire, you're out.
I could be so cool.
- And that concludes our fire safety lesson and safety test.
- Test?! How long was I out?
- One last bonus question.
If you see a fire, you should...
- Oh! Save your stuffed animals!
- Use kung-fu?!
- Oh! Roast marshmallows on it?!
Courtney: Wrong! (Buzzer buzzes)
You stay low and go! - Correct!
You get out and stay out.
Bonus point for Courtney.
- (Angry groan)
- Now, the kid who got the most correct answers will become...
the official class firefighter. (Siren wails)
♪♪♪
You all saw my hero daydream sequence!
I'm the obvious choice to be class firefighter!
- Your new class firefighter,
and clearly the only kid who listened is:
Duncan... - Wooo!
- ...could you move over a little?
Courtney! Courtney is in charge of fire safety.
(Siren wails)
You've all gotta listen to her because the you've got to...
respect the hat.
All: Respect the hat!
(Cheering)
- Everyone's happy. - (Angry groan)
- Good luck, Courtney! Bye bye.
- Have you ever noticed how many reds there are?
- Cherry red. Lipstick red. Fire red.
(Siren wails) - (Landing thud) Ugh!
- You're fine now. - Thanks, Courtney.
But I'm not sure I was ever in any danger.
- Ah-ah. Respect the hat.
- Did someone lose a "fire-red" crayon?
(Lunging effort) - Ahhh!
- I know it isn't like me to get so physical,
but now that I'm the class firefighter
where I go safety follows!
- Here's your new home dollies!
(Siren wails) No fire exit!
Gonna have to fix that!
- But there's no wall!
The whole place is a fire exit!
- This place is structurally unstable.
It's being condemned.
- But... where will my dolls live?!
- Respect the hat. (Siren wails)
- (Reading) "They opened the castle door
and there was a dragon breathing fire!"
- Ah! (Water sloshes) Respect the hat.
- Ooh, hot coffee. (Water sloshes)
- Respect the hat.
- (Pained grunts) (Water sloshes)
(Siren wails)
Chef: (Hushed) All right, kids, have a nice nap.
(Snoring) - Fire!
the building's on fire!
(Panicked screaming) Beth: Somebody save my dolls!
(Panicked screaming) - Grab the stuffed animals!
- What's going on in here?
- The building's on fire!
- Fire! Quick everyone panic!
Stop drop and roll!
(Panicked screaming)
- That was a fire drill.
If that was a real fire you'd all be burn toast!
- I want that hat.
Almost as much as I don't want Courtney to have it.
I thought turning people against her might be hard.
- (Panicked) Lemme out!
Ahh! (Ball thuds, pained grunts)
- (Devious chuckle)
Silly me.
We don't want Courtney to be class firefighter anymore,
right!? - Nuh uh.
- Not me. - Nope.
- She has the hat. You gotta respect that hat.
You gotta! - Oh Yeah.
- Absolutely. - You gotta respect the hat.
- (Sigh) Okay.
But what if she didn't have the hat anymore?
♪♪♪
We could do whatever we want.
- Just do like I told you. I got the rest.
- Firefighter Courtney?!
- What do you want?
I'm still trying to get the tree house up to fire code!
- I think I see smoke way at the other end of the yard.
- What? A fire? I don't see anything.
- Really? I-I just think you need to try harder.
It was right out there-ish.
- Huh, I better go check to be sure.
♪♪♪
Harold: We sure outsmarted her!
(Hard crunching)
- Dude, that fruit's plastic.
- Ugh. I knew that..
Duncan: Everyone, feast your eyes
on your new class firefighter!
All: Wow.
- But Fire Chief Blaze made Courtney the class firefighter.
you can't be firefighter just 'cause you're wearing a hat.
(Water whooshes)
Duncan: Uh, respect the hat.
Things are gonna change around here.
- Can I use red crayons?
- Can I eat cinnamon hearts 'til I puke?!
- Can I play with the doll house?
- This house should be condemned. But sure!
All: Yeah! Woo!
- See? Being a cool firefighter isn't about "safety".
Being in charge is about letting people do dumb stuff
then spraying them with a hose.
(Water whooshes) - Ahhhh!
Harold: So, you mean I can shove a bunch of plugs
into this faulty power bar?
- Terrible idea, but yep.
- Can I make these toys into cake
and bake them in the tiny-tots oven?
- Why not?
(Sizzling) - Mmm,
burning plastic smell.
They're cooking already!
(Electricity fizzles)
- That's it, Mr. Robot! You can do it!
- I didn't find any fire, but hosed down the whole yard!
- (Gasp) Stop, drop and roll!
- Ow! What was that for!
- That's a fire hazard! Like, for real.
Respect the hat.
- But that's the wrong hat!
- (Gasps) My hat!
Why is there fruit on my head?!
What happened to my hat?!
- What seems to be the problem here?
- (Gasps) Duncan?! You stole my hat?!
- No! I earned the hat.
By stealing it.
- But... but you don't know anything about fire safety.
(Water whooshes)
- I know you need to respect the hat.
- Not respectful at all.
(Sizzling)
(Alarm sounds)
- Aaahhh, what's that noise?!
- It's the fire alarm! The real one!
Something's on fire!
- What do we do!? What do we do!?
(Panicked screaming) - Duncan, what do we do?
We're all going to catch fire!
- Yeah, Duncan, what do we do?
- Me?! Ask Chef. He's the adult.
(Panicked screaming)
- What do we do? What do we do?!
- What do we do?!
- What do you do? Think, Duncan, think!
Okay, so I had like,
a fire hydrant robot and there was a monster.
What do I do again?
- Why are you asking me?
I'm as perplexed by all this as you are.
- Listen up, people!
It won't be a big deal if we all just hold our breath
for the rest of our lives!
one-two-three go!
(Big inhales)
- (Exhales)
All: (Exhale)
- (Sighs) Okay, fine! I don't know what to do!
- Forget about the hat, just listen carefully.
First, you all need to stop panicking.
It's not a fire.
It's just Izzy's cake smoking.
- Hey, it wasn't done!
I like my cake extra crispy.
- But just to be safe,
we should all exit the daycare single file
and in an orderly fashion.
- Good idea. - Yes!
- I can help! - Okay.
- Now-now-now, move it, move it!
(All screaming)
- Okay, so I guess a firefighter should know
what to do in case of a fire.
♪♪♪
- Yay, for not dying today!
- Thank you, Duncan.
But when we practice fire safely, everyone wins.
- Maybe now that she's had a taste of real danger
she'll lighten up.
- All right. All clear inside-- (Bullhorn sounds)
- Okay, reverse fire drill!
Everyone back inside! Now-now-now!
(All screaming)
- You're not gonna chill out at all, are you?
- Nope. Respect that hat!