1 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:20,438 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:24,567 - Gather around, kids! 3 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,235 Today's lesson is all about 4 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:28,070 how to clean up after your messy, 5 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:30,823 dirty little selves! All: (Groan) 6 00:00:30,907 --> 00:00:33,034 - Yay!!! 7 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:35,828 - Aw, man! Can't we do something exciting instead? 8 00:00:35,912 --> 00:00:38,539 Like building a cannon and blasting outta here? 9 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:41,834 (Blast) Yeah! 10 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:45,338 - (Laughing) No! 11 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:46,339 (Loud pounding) 12 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:48,257 Wow, that sounds ominous. 13 00:00:48,341 --> 00:00:50,134 Let me go see who it is! 14 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:52,678 Hello? Huh. Nothing. 15 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:55,139 I must be imagining things. 16 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,225 General Louse: You imagine nothing human! 17 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,185 - Who was that? 18 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:01,270 - Look down! Remember me? 19 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:04,649 - Ahhhh! General Louse! 20 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,526 H-how did you find me? 21 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:08,236 - You ever heard of the internet? 22 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,239 Plus you're 7 feet tall! Kind of hard to miss. 23 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:13,157 We demand scalps! 24 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,909 - B-b-but I'm bald! 25 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,203 My scalp would be a barren wasteland to you! 26 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:19,372 - We don't want your scalp this time. 27 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:21,040 We want fresh ones! 28 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,708 The children's! 29 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,710 - (Gasp) Not the children! 30 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:28,548 - And you know what will happen if you resist! 31 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:30,424 - For the last time doc, 32 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:33,135 I got beaten up by a louse! 33 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:35,763 (Sigh) Fine, I'll go tell 'em. 34 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:39,141 - Ow! - Awwwwww. 35 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:41,602 - Kids, I need three volunteers. 36 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:42,979 - Are you doing a magic show? - No. 37 00:01:43,062 --> 00:01:46,691 Did something die? - What? No. 38 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,569 - You're giving away free kittens, aren't you! 39 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:52,405 (Meowing) - N-n-no. No kittens. 40 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,407 But I guess you can call them pets. 41 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:55,950 You would get to feed them. 42 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,743 Talk to them, sleep with them. 43 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,620 It'll be lice. 44 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:01,831 - Did you say lice? 45 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,584 - (Laughing) No, I said nice! 46 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,210 It'll be nice. 47 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,254 (Sigh) Okay, I said lice. 48 00:02:09,714 --> 00:02:10,840 All: (Gasp) 49 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:13,009 - I knew they'd show up here eventually. 50 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:14,719 Well, today's the day. 51 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,888 - Why can't you just tell them to go away? 52 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:20,683 - Because the louse general doesn't just "go away". 53 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,685 This is one tough hombre! 54 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,353 He's toppled governments 55 00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:26,272 and taken down countries like Belize, 56 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,857 Kyrgyzstan, and Zimbabwe. 57 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,193 - (Gasp) Not Kyrgyzstan! 58 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:34,113 - I know, it's bad! 59 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,781 He's the reason I shaved my head bald. 60 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:38,075 But at least I've managed to negotiate him down 61 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,120 to 3 scalps. Soooo.... (Chuckles) 62 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,164 I need 3 volunteers. 63 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:46,459 Look, I'm trying to avoid an all-out-war here! 64 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:48,294 Those kids will thank me later. 65 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:51,589 - But I don't want creepy blood suckers on my scalp! 66 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,007 - Me neither! 67 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,009 So how do we decide who gets the lice? 68 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,219 All: Not it! - Awwwwww. 69 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,181 - Well, that didn't work. What should we do? 70 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,892 Owen: We should have a pie eating contest. 71 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:05,937 That way even if I lose, I win! 72 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:09,982 - Or... we see who can shove the most fingers up their nose. 73 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:11,984 My record is eleven! 74 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:14,654 - Well...I'll get lice. 75 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:16,906 - No, you don't want that! 76 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,532 I had to fight lice before. 77 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:20,284 It wasn't pretty! 78 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:23,621 Crowd: Fight, fight, fight! (Bell dings) 79 00:03:24,664 --> 00:03:25,998 (Attach yell) 80 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:28,668 You win! You win! You win! 81 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,294 You don't want itchy, 82 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:33,089 disgusting bugs crawling on your heads, do you? 83 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,675 No! So, we fight back! 84 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:38,010 We will not get lice! 85 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:39,512 All: No lice! 86 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,764 - Say it! We will not get lice! 87 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,517 All: No lice! 88 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,935 - I like rice. 89 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,645 (Knocking) 90 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:57,196 - Wow, that was fast! 91 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,699 So, who will be getting lice this year? 92 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,617 - None of us. 93 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:03,202 - What are you doing? 94 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,746 We gotta get rid of those signs before General Louse sees them! 95 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:07,206 - Not gonna happen. 96 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,084 - You don't understand, there was a time 97 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,336 when lice refused to negotiate with humans! 98 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:15,464 Back then, if you had a head, you had lice! 99 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:20,386 - Oh! The itching is terrible! 100 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,805 - You think you've got it bad? 101 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,057 - We can't go back to that! 102 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:27,643 The one upside to losing my luscious locks 103 00:04:27,727 --> 00:04:29,895 is now there's nowhere for the lice to live. 104 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:31,897 - So that's why you have no hair! 105 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:34,483 - Yeees. It's not because I'm old. 106 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:36,068 (Bone cracks) Aahhoooww! My hip! 107 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,653 - Now you go in there and tell them 108 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:40,489 a school full of children is no place for lice! 109 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:41,657 All: Yeah! 110 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:43,868 - (Sighs) 111 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,494 - So, as it turns out... 112 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:48,664 the kids don't want lice this year. Heh. 113 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:50,458 Who woulda figured. 114 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,418 But there's a hair salon down the street 115 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,171 where you can make yourselves very comfortable! 116 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:57,089 - Unacceptable! 117 00:04:57,173 --> 00:05:00,593 We will have your scalps! Soldiers assemble! 118 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:02,762 (Marching thuds) 119 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,432 - Oh no! 120 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:10,561 (Evil cackle) 121 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,354 - Ahhhh! 122 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:14,607 The lice are on the war path! 123 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:15,733 All: (Gasp) 124 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,611 - I'll hold them off as long as I can! 125 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:19,612 Mommy. 126 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,113 Aaaahhhh!!! 127 00:05:21,197 --> 00:05:24,450 - Tinfoil hats and soap shooters, go! 128 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:25,785 - Ready! 129 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,078 - Almost ready! 130 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,413 - Bring it! 131 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,457 Courtney: Okay so here's the plan, 132 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,834 our enemy is creepy, crawly, 133 00:05:33,918 --> 00:05:35,211 and really itchy, 134 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,296 but we're gonna show those bloodsuckers 135 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:40,633 what we're made of! Everyone locked and loaded? 136 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:42,259 All: (Cheer) 137 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,638 - Do I get my rice now? 138 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:46,764 - Hey! - My abs! 139 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:50,101 - What? I'm just testing out the gear. 140 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,685 They work. 141 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:52,770 (Pounding) 142 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:56,982 (Evil laugh) 143 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:58,984 - We're not afraid of you! 144 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:01,070 - I'm kind of afraid... 145 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:03,239 - Ha! You should be afraid! 146 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,324 You kids thought you could fight us? 147 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,828 You're outnumbered millions to a measly few. 148 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,329 - Oh, yeah? 149 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,581 Eat my suds blood suckers! 150 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,585 - I prefer hand to hand combat! 151 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,047 - Lice fist at 10 o'clock! 152 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:22,883 (Splashing) 153 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:25,344 - Huh? Well done. 154 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,680 But there's plenty more where that came from! 155 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,056 (Splashing) 156 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:31,308 - Take cover! 157 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:36,355 - Whoa! Hey now! Ha! Missed! 158 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,190 My turn! 159 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:40,192 (Fighting sounds) 160 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:42,570 - I wonder how the kids are doing. 161 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,446 - Ahhh! - Ahhh! 162 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:48,784 - (Sigh) I'm gonna get a lot of calls from parents tonight. 163 00:06:48,868 --> 00:06:51,245 Time to bring in the monkey! 164 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,748 - Looks like you need some air support! 165 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,417 - (Gasps) 166 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,793 - Air strike! 167 00:06:57,877 --> 00:06:59,920 Run for your life! Aaaahhh!! 168 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:01,338 Pilot: Roger that, purple leader! 169 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,048 We have the scalp in sight. 170 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,884 - Look out, duuuuude! 171 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,720 - No! Jude's hit! 172 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:09,054 Jude's hit! 173 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:12,474 - Aaaaahhhhhh! It's so itchy! 174 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,146 - (Siren sounds) Weee-oooo! Wee-oooo! Wee-oooo! 175 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,939 - Thanks for saving me, buddy. 176 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:20,941 - Jude is down! 177 00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:22,985 - You parasites wanna piece of us?! 178 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,197 - Just your scalps! Hahahaha! 179 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,741 - Then come and get it! 180 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,242 (Battle cry) 181 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:33,120 - Make it stoooooooopppp! 182 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:35,998 - I will have more scalp, please. 183 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,583 - Right away, sir. 184 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:41,086 - Weee-oooo! Weee-oooo! 185 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,297 - We've got another kid down! 186 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:46,175 - Ah gah ah! How do we get the itching to stop? 187 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,219 - (Gasps) Look! 188 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,472 - Hey, a lice monkey! 189 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,310 I have questions about where the monkey came from, 190 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,104 but we're at war so that'll have to wait. 191 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,981 - War's a bummer, dude. 192 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,942 - (High-pitched squeal) 193 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:05,778 Martin, avenge meeeee! 194 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,863 - Gary? Is that you?! 195 00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:10,324 No! Take me instead! 196 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,619 wait, I didn't mean it! Aahhh!!! 197 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,122 - I'm outta juice! - Me too! 198 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:20,167 - What do we do? - We're doomed! 199 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:22,294 - That's right, soldier! 200 00:08:22,378 --> 00:08:25,047 Surrender now and we'll make it as painless as possible. 201 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,883 - We'll never surrender! 202 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:30,135 Both: Uh, heh heh no. 203 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:33,013 - I know what this monster needs. 204 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:35,224 He needs a hug. 205 00:08:38,978 --> 00:08:41,063 Oh. Lice hugs are itchy. 206 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,482 - You kids stink at war! 207 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,651 You should've given up while you had the chance. 208 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,236 - Never! 209 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,363 - Silly children. Your luscious locks 210 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,157 and delicious scalps are mine! 211 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,535 - Luscious locks? Wait! That's it! 212 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:55,953 - What? What? 213 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,497 - Remember what Chef said? - Oh! Oh! I do! 214 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,084 - Hey kids! It's ice cream time! 215 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,420 Hey kids! It's pizza time! 216 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:08,340 Hey kids! It's pancake time! 217 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:11,302 No, Owen! Not about food, about lice! 218 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,221 - Oh yeah, that part. 219 00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:17,516 - The one upside to losing my luscious locks 220 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,561 is now there's nowhere for the lice to live. 221 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,771 - Oooohoohooo! 222 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,231 - Hm. 223 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:26,191 - Are you going to surrender or what? 224 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,986 - Never! We're going to plan B! 225 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,697 - (Gasp) Clippers?! You wouldn't! 226 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,907 - Oh, we would! 227 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,701 (Buzzing) 228 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,413 - No! Stop! Don't! Ahhh! 229 00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:42,875 Aaaaaah! What have you done! 230 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,585 Heads... all too shiny! 231 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,505 - Now beat it scalp sucker! 232 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,715 (Booms) 233 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,428 - Lice give the worst hugs. 234 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,097 - This war isn't over! I'll be back! 235 00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,558 Ahhhh! - (Gulps) 236 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:00,851 All: Yay! 237 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,729 - Now we will never be bothered by them again. 238 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:07,066 - I can't believe you guys defeated General Louse! 239 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,526 Good job! Who's up for a party? 240 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:15,824 - Oh, a pizza party? - A clean up party? 241 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,159 - A wig party? - (Monkey sounds) 242 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,911 Chef: (Laughs) The monkey's right, 243 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:21,538 let's have an everything party!