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- What has you in such a good mood.
- Because this place is so exciting!
There's morning snack, nibble time,
lunch, onesie and three's a chow!
- Except for lunch, those are all made up.
- And for the record, this place is boring.
Every day here feels two days long.
- Actually, days have gotten longer over time because of--
- Don't care!
(Pop, air whooshes)
- Leave it to Duncan to destroy the world.
- Morning, kids! Guess what?
- Oh! Is it taco Tuesday?
- You found Harold's pet rattlesnake?
- You're actually an alien who came to earth
to suck our brains out of our butts?
- Nope! None of those things.
Thanks to daylight saving time, today will be one hour shorter.
- Great, now we'll all die an hour earlier.
- What is daylight savings time?
- Every year on this day,
we move our clocks forward one hour.
- Why?
- Well, actually I have no idea why we do it.
But I'm going to listen to a podcast, become an expert,
and teach you everything I know!
So you guys keep it down and I'll be back soon.
- Move up the clock, hmm.
- Uh, Duncan? Are you trying to break out of here again?
- Yeah. All I gotta do is move this clock ahead
and it's home time for everyone!
- No! Stop!
If you mess with the clock, you could fracture time,
causing a rift in the space time continuum!
- The what-y?
- The barriers between time would no longer exist
and anything from any time period,
in the past or future could appear!
-Whoa. - Not cool.
- Oh, yeah? Says who?
- Episode six of the cracked mirror!
Only the coolest, creepiest sci-fi show ever!
Duncan never listens to me when I say
something bad is gonna happen.
Don't shake that soda bottle!
- Oh yeah?
Waaaahhhh!!!!
- Don't step on that ant hill!
Ant: Aw!
- Hahaha! Whao! Agh!
- Don't touch that lamp! - I'm totally touching it!
- (Girly scream)
Buck-cawk?
- Meh, I'm willing to risk it.
- Noooooooooo! - Aaaahh!
(Fizzles) (All gasp)
- Duncan tore a hole in the fabric of time!
- I did? Cool!
- No, not cool.
Don't you know what you've done?
- No, not really.
- (Roars) - (All scream)
- Whoooaahoho! An actual caveman!
- Ooga! Ooga! (smash) Ooga!
- This place is harshing my mellow.
- See?! I was right! We're doomed!
- No, we're not. This guy's awesome!
- Ooga!
- Hahaha! Smash!
Guys? I don't think the portal is done yet.
Rooooooooooarrrrrrrrrrrr!
- Muh-muh-mummy! - Yaaarrrr!
Harold: Oh no he's going to eat Duncan!
- Mmwaaaawwwrr!!
- Aaaah! It's even worse! He's eating our lunches!
- I guess when we pulled him out of his eternal sleep
he woke up hungry.
- Well at least it can't possible get worse than a mummy.
- (Ferocious roar)
(All gasp)
- I think it just got a whole lot worse!
- Maybe something nice'll drop in next.
- Huh, huh, huh! Huh, huh, huh!
- (Gasp) I love Elvis!
- Thank you, thank you very...
aaaahhh! Not my blue suede shoes!
(Screams) (Chewing sounds)
(Burps)
- Okay, try not to make any sudden movements.
- Ooga! Ooga! - Run!
(Screaming)
- Shhh. Keep it down!
Chef's gonna hear us and we're gonna get in trouble!
(Muted screaming)
- That's better!
(Loud eating sounds)
- And could you eat any quieter?
- Mmmmmrrrm!
- Smash! Smash! Aaaahhh!
- Caveman, nooo!
Chef is going to hear all this smashing!
- Come on! There's tons to smash outside!
Woohoo!! - Yaaaarrr!!
- Phew! Out-running raptors makes me hungry...
...for chocolate!
- Uhhh... Owen?
- Whahhhh!
(Screaming)
- (Nervous laugh) Hey, none of this is my fault.
- It really is.
- Mmmwwaawwrr!
- What does he want from us?
- He's hungry! I think he wants your chocolate bar!
- He does?
Uh-oh.
- Now we have to feed him before he eats us!
- Owen!!
- What? I'm hungry!
- Sneaking is fun!
Why are we sneaking?
- So that raptor doesn't hear us.
- Woohoo! I'm over heeeeere!
- Oh no! I stepped on over here Eddy!
- Come and get me! I'm totally defenseless!
- Why do we even have this toy?
- Quick! Get rid of it!
(Chewing sounds) - Phew.
- (Roars) - Ahhhh!
(Screaming)
- What do we do? - Just give me a few minutes!
I just need to watch episode 6 of the cracked mirror
so I can fix this!
My mom wouldn't let me stay up late to watch the ending.
- Are you sure this place is safe?
- 100%! It's my panic room.
I built it in case of panic heh, and we panicked.
- It's made of cardboard!
(Raptor roars)
(Stomping footsteps)
(Knock on door)
- It's okay. Raptors can't open doors.
Clever girl!
- (Roars)
- Ahhhhh!
Quick! Into my escape tunnel!
- Smash! Smash!
- Good idea, Izzy.
I'm glad you thought of this game of slam-a-gopher.
(Screaming)
- Oof!
- Ahhhhh!
- We're all out of food, Owen!
I guess we're the dessert!
(Sniffs) Wait,
why do I smell sausage? Owen!
- Okay. But I'm doing this in protest!
(Roars)
- Wow, he can sure eat a lot!
- I'm still not impressed.
(Stomach rumbles) - Okay, now I'm impressed.
- There is no way he's hungry after that!
- Good! Now I don't have to share my potato chips with him.
(Chips crunch) - Huh?
(Roars)
- No! Not the potato chips!
(Video game music)
- I think we're lost, it's like a maze in here!
- Relax! I know this place like the back of my hand!
- Don't you realize people's lives are at stake!
And by people, I mean us!
- We'll be fine! There's no way a raptor
can follow us through this maze.
It's just a dumb prehistoric animal
with the brain the size of a peanut!
She's standing right behind me, isn't she?
- (Roars) - Ahhhhh!
- Oh no. The gophers have quit playing.
- I have an idea!
(Whistles) Luuunch tiime!
- Smash!
Smash!
- (Sighs) He is perfect!
- Grrrr... - Owen!
Just give the mummy the potato chips!
- Mwraaawwwrr! - But it's my favorite snack!
- Owen!
- Fine.
- We made it! - I told you we'd be fine!
(Rumbling)
(Roars) - Ahhhhh!
- (Smash) Ooga! - Whoooaaa!
- Me woooonnn!!!
Yay! Haha!
(Roars) (All scream)
Izzy! Use a barricade!
Raptors know how to open doors!
- Of course!
- Let me know if you wanna share.
- Giving up your potato chips was the right thing to do!
- (Sigh) I guess.
At least I've got my backup maple doodles!
- (Roars) - What are we gonna do?
That door isn't gonna hold forever!
- I just have to get to the end of the cracked mirror episode...
oh no! My battery died!
(All gasp) - We're doomed!
- Ruh-ro!
- Meh.
- Well? What now? - Quick!
Has anybody seen the ending of the cracked mirror episode?
- I have. - What happens?!
- Tell us! - Well...
- Whoa! Spoiler alert!
- Just spin the clock backwards.
(Rasping)
- Hurry, Harold! That sound is really annoying.
(Roars)
(All gasps)
- I was wrong when I said we'll all die an hour earlier.
You're going to die right now.
Well, at least you will.
(Fizzles)
- Rrroooooaaar!! - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
- Huh?
- Bye little raptor!
Come back and visit anytime!
Aaaaahhhhh! - The raptor took Cody!
- You monster!
- Argghhh.
- No, smashy! Don't leave!
- Sorry, dude. It wasn't meant to be.
- Hey, kids. Who would like to learn
about daylight saving time?! (All groan)
(Whooshing sound)
(All gasp)
- I travelled through time!