♪♪♪
Woo-hoo! It's a school day!
♪ Teach-teach-teach
♪ I love to teach kids
♪ Every-daaaaaay
(Spits)
(Humming)
(Phone rings) Hello, Chef speaking.
(Phone mumbles)
- What do you mean you don't need me to teach anymore?
I'm a teacher!
Replaced with a robot?!
Wait. No! Please don't-- (Dial tone)
I'm gonna miss those kids...
all those wonderful memories...
No! Noooo!
Ahh! Oof!
Actually... those kids were horrible.
I'm okay with this!
Maude: (Reads) "He darted from hiding spot
to hiding spot trying to get home,
and the squirrel never left his tree again."
The end.
- Who's the old lady?
- Her name's Maude and she's our new teacher.
- No way! Where's Chef?
- He didn't show up.
- (Gasps) This is the best thing ever!
With her as our teacher
just imagine what we can get away with!
- Cause trouble. - Trash the place.
- Learn to read. - Huh?
- What?! Get him!
(Hitting thuds) - Oooh, ahhh, not the halo!
(Evil laugh)
Meeting in the castle! Two minutes!
We have a new teacher
and that new teacher is not Chef.
- Your point?
- No Chef. No rules! - Really?
- No. There are always rules.
That's what makes the world a beautiful place!
- Nuh-uh.
- Duncan has a good point.
- WHAT?! - Thank you.
- So what do we do?
- Anything... we... want.
- (Excited gasps and cheers) - No. No.
- Wanna draw on the walls? Do it.
- Way ahead of ya!
- Izzy, what are you doing?!
- Gettin' my gang back together.
West Side Wiener Cats RULE! WHAA-WHAT?!
- That is TIGHT!
- Don't just stand there. No Chef, No Rules;
let the rumpus begin!
(Wild cheering) Whooooohooooooo!
- I'm scared. What should we do?
- What all great leaders have done in this situation.
- Hide until it's safe to come out?
- No, Cody. Run and tell the teacher.
(Beeping) Uh-ohhhh!
(Computing beeps)
♪♪♪
There now, all better.
- How's the robot teacher doing?
- She just recharged her battery
and all systems seem a-okay. - Good.
If this test goes well,
soon every teacher in the world will be one of our robots.
(Whirring)
- Ma'am, I'm still concerned
about the Combat Training Program
you had me install in these teachers.
- I have kids at home. Trust me,
they'll need it.
- Miss, I don't wanna tell you how to do your job,
but there are rules about to be broken
all over the place!
- I'll take care of that.
- I like her. She smells like motor oil.
- I have always wanted to do this!
- Today's the day, buddy!
(Squirts) WHOOOOHOO-uhoh.
(Loud splash)
- This is AMAAAAAZING!
- Oh my. Let's clean up this messy-mess.
(Mop whooshes)
(Sparkling clean tinkles)
- Wheeee! (Pop)
- I think someone needs a little timeout.
- Someone thinks she's the new sheriff in town.
We'll see about that. - (Naughty chuckle)
One more can of paint
and I'm ready to ride the rainbow!
Woohoo! No Chef No Ruuuules!
Hahahahaha!
That was the best thing I've ever--
- Good kids make good decisions.
Was this a good decision?
- No. Um...
cause someone put paint on the sli--
iiiiddee! (Water whooshes)
(Splash, hard thud)
- Timeout for you too, young lady.
- Huh. The old lady's tougher than she looks.
Good thing I like a challenge.
- You know what I find challenging?
Sudoku. Using numbers 1 through--
- What is the craziest thing you've always wanted to do?
- To have my own dojo training center.
- Cool!
- No Mom, I'm happy they replaced me.
I'm having the best day ever!
I went to the funpark!
Spent some time at the beach!
Hung out with a friend!
Climbed a mountain!
(Goat bleats)
Anyway I gotta go, Mom. Bye.
Pretty cool, huh?
MY LIFE IS SPECTACULARRRRR!!!
- Welcome to my dojo training center.
- Show me what you got!
- Cheese slice throwing stars!
Swiss, swiss, swiss.
- (Splat) Hey.
- Whoa!
- (Yawns) Mmm.
Free cheese action.
- And by stuffing cheese strings into this recorder
I've made a blowdart weapon.
Courtney: Stop it! Cody: Gah!
Jude: Must be free cheese day.
- And finally, my cheddar chucks!
(Whooshing)
Oh no.
I've lost control.
I can't stop! Ahhhh!
(Smash) OOH!
- Timeout corner. Now.
- I can't. Agh!
I'm glued to the floor.
(Rip sound) Thank you, Maude.
(Mop whooshes)
- She is such an efficient cleaner.
- Shh. Something seems weird about that teacher.
(Can clanks)
(Fizzles)
(Muffled screaming)
- Okay. I need you all to stay calm.
This is going to sound very-- - MAUDE'S A ROBOT!
- EEEEE! - AHHHHHH!
- Wait. Panicking is not going to help.
- She took her face off! It came right off!
- Eeeeee! - Ahhhhhh!
- Shh. It's okay. We just need to--
- What is going on in here?
All: Ahhhhhh! - Ro-bottttttt!!
- Timeout for everybody!
- Oops.
(Fizzles)
- (Warning alarm) Major! The robo-teacher is down!
I'm showing water damage to her core!
- What? How?!
- Oh no. She's booting back up again.
And she's switched from caretaker to exterminator mode!
- Oh man, melding a baby monitor to a combat drone
was such a dumb idea!
Ugh! We gotta shut her down! Shut her down!
(Keys clack frantically)
- She's not responding!
- What are we gonna do?!
- Donuts? - Ooooh.
- Any maple left?
- Not so scary now are you? AH-AAAHHH!
All: (Scream)
- Enemy detected. Engage. Capture.
(Splat)
- Glued again...
- AHHHHHHHH! - GO GO GO!
- This is SO weird.
I mean why would anyone build an old robot?
- Maybe she used to be a baby robot,
like, a long time ago.
- Hey! There are more important things
to talk about right now!
- Owen's right. - Thank you.
Now... Maude is a robot
so who is going to make us lunch?
All: (Groan)
- I think I have a plan.
- Yes! Order a pizza. Great idea!
- No. I'm getting us some help
(Shudders) Ugh, I do not wanna make this call...
(Rings) - Hello,
former-teacher-new-life enjoyer Chef speaking.
- Uh Chef? It's Duncan. Um...
- Duncan? Wow.
Well, it was good talking to you,
but I'm in the middle of a bath--
- Wait! We need your help!
Our new teacher, she's a robot!
- A robot?! Hmm.
Probably from the military base down the road.
(All gasp) - The military?!
Well, I'm gonna have a word with them about this!
- Duncan threw water on her and she's gone crazy!
- Oh no! That is a problem...
that is not mine.
- You have to save us, Chef! Please!
(Making static noises) Oh I'm losing y-can you-ear m-
under a bridge and-- (Click) (Splash)
(Relaxed sigh) - We lost him.
- Who takes a bath under a bridge?
(Robot whirring) - Shhh.
(Robot whirring)
- (Quietly) Okay. I-I think she's gone.
(SMASH)
- Engage. All: AHHHHH!
- It's okay, guys.
If you can't see her then she can't see you.
Just cover your eyes and--
(Splat) AH!
Now I'll be invisible forever.
I'll call my mom and she'll get us lawyer so that we can--
(Robot whirring)
(Squirt, splat)
- (Whimpers) - Bummer.
- Threat contained.
(Beeping)
- Not gonna lie...
terror makes me gassy.
(Farts)
- Ewwww!
(Panting)
- We can hide in the cupboard!
Oh no, it's full of cookies!
There's no room for us!
(Robot whirring)
- (Gasps)
- (mouthful) There's room now!
Uh-oh.
(Splats)
- This rots.
- Threat contained.
(Beeping)
- Ha! If a little water messed you up,
let's see what a lot of water does!
AHHHHHH! EAT HOSE!
- Duncan. Leader of the enemy forces.
Detected.
Prepare to be exterminated.
- Goodbye, cruel world.
(Approaching rattling)
- Psst. Duncan. Where's the robot?
Um...You parked on her.
(Fizzles)
- BOOM! West side wiener caaaaats!
WHA WHAAT?
(Cheering, laughing)
- Swiss, swiss, swiss. (Cheese splats)
(Whimpering)
- Admit it. You missed us.
(Begins to weep) - I want my bubble bath!
(Weeping)