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Quit hogging the sandbox! Come on! Not fair!
- What's with all the frowny faces?
- We're waiting for a turn in the sandbox.
- I need to build my sandcastle
before my building permits expire!
- I gotta get my tan on!
- And I've got mud balls to make.
Hurry up already!
- Okay, okay, let's see what the hold up is.
Owen? - Oh hi, Chef!
Just a few more hours,
and I'll have uncovered a dino's tail!
- Hours? Owen, what did I tell you
about hogging the sandbox?
- But Chef, I'm training to be a paleontologist!
- A what?
- A paleontologist.
It's the coolest job ever!
You get to dig up real dinosaurs!
- Wow!
I wish I could dig up a real, alive dinosaur.
Just for me!
- (Roars)
(People scream)
- Yeeeehaw!
- (Growls)
(Splats)
(Chewing sounds)
(Fire crackles)
(Slurps)
Izzy: Yippee!
(Rotors beat) Gaaaaah!
(Lasers blast)
- (Roars)
(Explosions boom)
(Crashing)
(Electricity crackles)
- Woo! (Laughs)
(Giggles)
- Izzy, whatever you're imagining
is never gonna happen. - (Giggling)
Dinosaur! Diiino-saur!
- Now that that's all cleared up,
Owen, it's time for you to let someone else
have a turn in the sandbox.
- Oh, baby! (Splats)
(Splats)
Weather report calls for mud balls!
Beth and Harold: Aaaah!
- See? Now everyone's enjoying the sandbox.
(Splats) - Ohhh...
- There you go. Fun times.
(Dirt rustles)
- Ugh! This digging for dinosaurs
is taking forever!
(Thuds, cat meows)
I know what to do!
(Truck engine revs)
- Hey kid, stop! Stop!
- (Gasps)
- You gotta release the emergency brake!
- Oh! Heh, heh. Thanks!
(Lever grinds)
(Engine revs, tires squeal)
- (Coughs) Kids nowadays.
(Chomps, farts)
(Whirring) - Dinosaur? Nope.
(Whirring) Here?!
Ugh! Nope.
Beth: Weee! Aaah! Oof!
Harold: Izzy?
You're not allowed to dig up the playground.
Chapter 19, Section 103, subsection--
(Thuds)
- Ugh! (Groans)
(Groaning)
Phew! Totter-teetering sure is hard work.
(Truck beeps)
(Truck rumbles)
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaaah!
- Tuck and roll, Cody! Tuck and roll!
- (Whistling) - Oh hi, Izzy.
What'cha doin'?
- I'm trying to be an orthodontist,
and dig up a real, alive dinosaur,
just like you said I could.
But I can't find one anywhere! Ugh!
- A real, alive dinosaur?
Uh-oh. Izzy, there's something I should tell you.
- That dinosaurs make the best pets ever?
And it'll love me, and play with me,
and be my best friend forever? - Uhh...
- I knew it! - Okay...
but what if you don't find one?
- I just have to, 'cause if I don't, I'd...
I'd... arghhhhhh!
I'd knock over the tricycle!
(Crashes)
And smash Chef's car!
(Crashes)
And... cut down the treehouse.
With a chainsaw!
(Whirring, kids scream)
(Loud crash)
Good thing that'll happen,
'cause I am gonna find a dinosaur!
- Aw, poor Izzy!
I really got her hopes up with what I said.
I'm gonna have to fix it.
And there's only one way to do it.
- Owen, it isn't crafting time.
We can't have people crafting when it's not crafting time.
- Sorry, Chef.
The thing is, is I made Izzy think she could dig up
a real, alive dinosaur.
So now I gotta pretend to be one to make her happy.
After all, she's just a kid.
- Owen, you told a lie,
and now you're making up for it with a bigger lie.
I'm proud of you. Problem solving like an adult.
(Scissors snip)
- Okay, here goes!
(Splats)
There. Now all I have to do is wait for Izzy to find me.
(Truck rumbles) Owen: Aaah! Ohh!
- What is that? Owen: (Shrieks)
- There it is again!
Owen: Owww! (Moans)
- What's with all the screaming?
(Owen screams and moans)
Owwww...
- (Gasps)
- Rawr? - Dinosaur!
Could it really be you?
- Aah! (Farts) Uh, dino-roar.
- I just know we're gonna be best friends!
Let's go have some fun!
- Rawr!
Raaaaaawwwwr!
(Groans)
(Panting)
(Splats, crashes)
(Fire crackles)
(Animals growl)
(Owen screams)
(Animals snarl)
(Rotors beat)
(Lasers blast, explosion booms) - Aaaah!
(Explosions boom)
Aaaaah! Aah! Aah! No!
No! Whoaaaa!
Oof! Aah! - Woo-hoo!
(Giggles)
That was amazing!
Oh, dinosaur!
I'm gonna love you and keep you forever,
and never, ever let you go! - (Farts)
- Best day ever!
(Izzy giggles)
- Rawr...
- I can't believe Chef let Izzy bring a dinosaur
into the classroom!
- Yeah, I've seen a lot of movies about owning dinosaurs.
It never goes well.
- What're we gonna do?
- Dinosaurs have gone extinct before.
We can extinct 'em again!
According to this manual,
a lot of dinosaurs were wiped out by the Ice Age.
Let there be ice!
(Clatters)
- This is taking too long!
Let's try something else!
- Hmm... the manual also indicates
that dinosaurs died when they fell into tar pits.
(Sloshing)
- Now that's a tar pit!
- But how are we going to lure the beast in?
Owen: Do I smell chocolate syrup?
Yummy! Yummy! (Splashes)
- That was easy.
- (Slurps)
Ahhh... another day,
another ten gallons of chocolate syrup. (Burps)
- I'm beginning to question the scientific accuracy
of this book.
- Dino dinnertime!
- Dino-rawr!
Aaah!
- It's dinosaur food. It's good for you.
Yum-yum! - (Bunny trembles)
- I wish someone would end this!
- Alright, we've tried everything.
It's time to bring out the big guns.
- (Gasps) You don't mean...
- I do. This meat-eater is about to eat meteor!
- But we'd have to wait a bazillion years
for the right asteroid to come along!
- Pfft! You can get anything online.
There it is. Giant asteroid.
And... "add to cart."
"Would you like this item delivered today?"
Yes, I would! (Roaring sound)
- (Whimpers)
(Roaring grows louder)
(Roaring, whooshing)
(Whooshing, loud crash)
- It missed the dinosaur! That's it!
"Asteroids Are Us" gets zero stars!
- (Roars) - Aaaah!
Wait.
So all this time, Izzy could've dug up a real dinosaur?
Oh boy, do I feel silly.
- (Roars)
- Two dinosaurs? Aah!
I don't think I can take care of two dinosaurs.
You'll have to fight!
- Wait! No! I'm not even a real dinosaur!
- (Growls) - Eeep!
- (Roars)
- Aaaaaah! Oof!
Hey, hey, hey! Quit it!
Help! This dinosaur is trying to eat me!
- Hey, dino dudes!
Chill out.
If there's anything we've learned
since you dudes ruled the Earth,
it's to live, and let live,
and to love- ow!
Ooh! Aah! Oooof!
- The dinosaur ate Jude!
So I guess you're full now.
- (Roars) - Aaaah!
Oh! Aaah! Aaah!
Ohh... oh! Uh-oh!
The chocolate syrup isn't sitting right.
(Stomach grumbles) Urgh!
- He's gonna blow!
- (Retching, gagging)
- (Roars)
(Truck creaks)
(Splats) - Huh?
- Hey, we trapped a dinosaur!
- And look, "Asteroids Are Us" is sending another asteroid!
Five stars!
- (Roars)
(Whooshing, explosion booms)
- Wow, the dinosaur is gone.
Phew! Oh, safe at last!
- One down, one to go!
- Wait! I'm not a real dinosaur!
See? - (Gasps)
- What?
- (Sighs) I'm sorry, Izzy.
You wanted a real, alive dinosaur so badly,
I lied, and pretended to be one so you wouldn't be upset.
Will you ever forgive me? - Eeeee!
I just found a big kitty!
Woo-hooooo!
And we're gonna have the best day ever!
(Jude groans)
- Jude?! How did you get out of the dinosaur?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Eeeeeeeewwwwww!