1 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:20,313 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:26,194 there's no reason I can't splurge 3 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,321 on some hot new wheels. 4 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:31,157 Okay, sweet rides, show me what you've got! 5 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,201 (Computer chimes) What's this now? 6 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:35,119 Some kinda pop-up. Hmm. 7 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,330 Not supposed to click those but... 8 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:38,873 I'd better click it just in case. 9 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:41,584 Male narrator: Leading scientists recently completed 10 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,462 a study to determine the single biggest threat to humankind. 11 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,923 And the results may surprise you. 12 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:50,885 - Hmph. No computerized ad's gonna surprise ol' Chef-- 13 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,513 Male narrator: Guess what makes this successful-looking graduate 14 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:55,848 turn into... this! 15 00:00:55,932 --> 00:00:58,142 It's sittinggggg! 16 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:00,520 - Ahhhh! The results did surprise me! 17 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:02,188 Tell me more, pop-up! 18 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:05,775 - First, my little Rudiger was addicted to his screen... 19 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,361 then he was leaning... 20 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:10,446 and before we knew it, he was... 21 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:12,031 he was... 22 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:14,700 sitting down! (Sobbing) 23 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:17,036 Narrator: Call flex execs! We guarantee to get your kids 24 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,746 up off their butts in one session 25 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:20,540 or double your money back. 26 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:22,542 - Huh-ha! If anything, 27 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:25,169 I need help getting these kids to sit still. 28 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,046 Just listen to 'em out in the play yard 29 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,131 being all active. 30 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:31,050 They're probably playing with the new utility ball 31 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,094 I just bought-- huh? 32 00:01:34,387 --> 00:01:36,347 What in the jelly sandwich? 33 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:39,183 - First, my little Rudiger was addicted to his screen... 34 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,228 - (Bonk) Ow. (Bonk) Ow. (Bonk) Ow. 35 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,231 Emotional mother: Then, he was leaning! 36 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,276 - Boom. Gotcha. (Happy sigh) 37 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:51,404 Nothin' like a good lean to help take out some zombies. 38 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,656 Emotional mother: And before we knew it, he was... 39 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,950 sitting down! 40 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,577 (Ball deflates making a fart sound) 41 00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:00,079 - That was mostly the utility ball... 42 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,956 - Yeah, I don't think so. 43 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,125 - But how can this be?! 44 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,294 I just heard everyone laughing and playing. 45 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:08,880 - Shh! I'm listening to my playground app! 46 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,257 (Beeping, happy laughter) 47 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,219 - But why, Cody? Why?! 48 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,263 - My mom said it would trick my brain 49 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,140 into thinking I had friends! 50 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:22,226 - You are a sad, strange little man, Cody Anderson. 51 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,437 Oh, I'm sure it's just a phase. 52 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,731 All these kids need is a little pep talk 53 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,566 to get them active again! 54 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,067 (Blows whistle) 55 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:32,445 - (Yawns) Is it time to switch games? 56 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:35,448 - No, it's time you guys did something active! 57 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:38,492 You know, get up and move your bodies?! 58 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:40,119 - Sounds lame. 59 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,705 I just got the all-time high score in zombie hot rod. 60 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,957 Now that's time well spent! 61 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,667 - (Gasps) 62 00:02:46,751 --> 00:02:48,628 It's worse than I thought! 63 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:52,173 Hello, flex execs? I need an expert in child fitness! 64 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,759 It's an emergency! How soon can you get here--? 65 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,469 (Gasps) 66 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:58,387 (Engine roars) 67 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:04,393 ♪♪♪ 68 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:05,645 (War cry) 69 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,858 - That's gonna hurt in the trade-in value. 70 00:03:10,942 --> 00:03:13,903 - Listen up! Name's Abigail pain, 71 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,030 but everybody calls me 'Abs'. 72 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,240 - Why do they call you that? 73 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,119 - Whoa! She's bumpy... 74 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:27,166 - Wanna know why I blew up my plane, my van, my bike, 75 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,834 and my parachute? 76 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:32,546 'Cuz once you start getting fit! There's no going back! 77 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,006 - What? 78 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:36,550 - Okay! Tablets! Bin! 79 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:39,762 (All crying and whining) 80 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,514 - Now! 81 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:44,183 - (Sobbing) 82 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,519 - Trust me, kids, this is gonna hurt me 83 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,604 a lot more than it's gonna hurt you. 84 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:50,064 Wait, I meant less. 85 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,900 It's gonna hurt me way less than you. 86 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:55,319 Well, have fun! (Lock clicks) 87 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:58,656 - Okay, kids... who's ready for... pain! 88 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,366 (Sobbing) 89 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:03,869 - What you're about to witness is a classic battle of wills. 90 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:05,871 And when it's kid vs. Grown-up, 91 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:08,040 my money's on the kid. 92 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:10,710 - Alright truth bomb! This isn't gonna be easy. 93 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,169 - Um, quick question. 94 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:14,130 Why are we doing it then? 95 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:15,881 I've always been sort of a "path of least resistance" 96 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,550 kinda guy myself-- - Think fast! 97 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,051 - Ow! 98 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:21,762 - The idea is to catch the ball. 99 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:23,514 Paaaaaaathetic. 100 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,974 As I was saying! 101 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,435 I'm gonna work you kids hard! 102 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:30,229 You'll hurt in places you didn't know you had! 103 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,897 You're gonna wanna quit 104 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,816 and you'll cry for your mommies! 105 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,068 You may even scream. 106 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,737 But don't worry - 107 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,948 that's just the sound of weakness leaving your body. 108 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:43,200 (All gasp) - (Bawling) 109 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:45,828 Uhhh-oops! 110 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,664 Did the angry biker intro 111 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:51,000 instead of the happy toddler one. Hang on. 112 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:54,670 Okay, that's better. - Awwww... 113 00:04:54,754 --> 00:04:56,589 - Let's do thiiiiiiis! 114 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,424 All: (Scream) 115 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,343 Most people think you need fancy equipment to stay fit. 116 00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:04,430 But all it really takes is the will to succeed! 117 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,891 And a giant tire! 118 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,976 (Grunting and struggling) 119 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:11,437 - Come on, Noah! Get in the game! 120 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,273 - Nah, looks like you guys have this situation under control. 121 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,859 - Maybe I didn't make myself clear! 122 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,819 You will get in the game and-- 123 00:05:18,903 --> 00:05:21,197 Hey! Why aren't we moving? 124 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,949 - (Pants) Actually, Abs, 125 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:26,368 we're already at the top. 126 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:29,413 - No excuses! Now pooooooshhhhhh! 127 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:33,417 - You heard her. Let's push. 128 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,837 - (Screaming) 129 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:39,173 (Crash) (Frames crackle) 130 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,175 - This place is getting dangerous 131 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,010 since I confiscated those tablets. 132 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,263 Why are they so hooked on these anyway? 133 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,265 I had an arcade boy when I was a little guy. 134 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,101 Can't be that much different-- 135 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:53,020 ooooooooooh! Zombie hot rod? 136 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:55,689 Sweet cotton candy look at those graphics! 137 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:57,650 Maybe just one quick game... 138 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,610 and I'm dead. (Sighs) 139 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:02,988 Okay. I need to focus. 140 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:04,490 There, that's better. 141 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,536 - Alright! Who's up for some bennnnnnch?!? 142 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,412 - Lame. 143 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:13,165 - I think our resident smarty pants is gonna be up first. 144 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:16,502 So, how much you want on the bar, Hercules? 145 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,379 Five pounds? Ten pounds? 146 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,756 - Pfft. What is this, amateur hour? 147 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,341 C'mon! Let's load it up! 148 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:23,676 All: (Gasp) 149 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,553 - Oh, this will not end well. 150 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,263 - Are you sure about this? 151 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,181 - Ah, yeah. Piece of cake! 152 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:31,267 - Just show me how to do it. Do I go under here? 153 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:34,186 Here? Stand here? No wait, like this? 154 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,980 - Gettt offa there! I'll show you how it's done. 155 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,315 One! Two! Three! 156 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,235 (Grunting) 157 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,946 (Farts) Wow. That's a lot of weight. 158 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,781 - I thought you said you were fit. 159 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:47,575 I mean you have an 18 pack. 160 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,743 This should be easy for someone like you. 161 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,704 - Right! I can do this! 162 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,747 Huuuuuuuurgh! 163 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,666 Oof! 164 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,960 (Ridiculous long fall scream) - They always fall for it. 165 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,671 - Wow. Still going. 166 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,174 (Game sounds) 167 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,885 - Agh! Got me again! This game's tough! 168 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:08,470 Maybe if I just try leaning a little. 169 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:13,100 Abs: Hey! Fun right? (Sarcastic laugh) 170 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:15,936 Someone's having some fun with ol' Abs?!? 171 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:18,480 Well, game on, little man. 172 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,983 Because I've got a money back guarantee in play here 173 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,568 and guess what? 174 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:25,446 I already spent that money on a sweet frozen yogurt maker. 175 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:28,699 - (Unimpressed) Uh-huh. - So I'm not going anywhere. 176 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:33,537 And no one is getting their tablets back until I say so. 177 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,331 - Oh great. - Boo! 178 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:39,043 - (Groans) Checkmate. 179 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:42,588 - So whaddya say we work together and do a few drills? 180 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,966 That way, I can get back to cage fighting komodo dragons. 181 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:46,759 (Reluctant groan) Yes. - Okay. 182 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:49,887 - Finnnnne. 183 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,639 - Well, okay then. 184 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:54,225 Let's get actiiiiive!!!! 185 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,561 All: (Grunting) 186 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:01,440 (Heavy panting) 187 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,900 (Effort grunts) 188 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,236 (Grunting) 189 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,656 (Roars) 190 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:11,575 (Terror screaming) 191 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:14,245 - You're doin' great, kids! 192 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,538 And remember when you scream, 193 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:19,750 that's just the sound of weakness leaving the body! 194 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,628 (Grunting) 195 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,839 - Whoa! Oof! 196 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,841 - (Cheering) Yeah! Woo-hoo! 197 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:29,051 - Meh. 198 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,345 Abs: Con-gratulations, kids! 199 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,973 That's the end of the flex execs boot camp. 200 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,225 So? How's everybody feel? 201 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:38,352 - Honestly, I don't get it. 202 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,646 We busted our butts but I don't feel any different! 203 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:41,772 So what was the point of-- 204 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,191 - Think fast! - Whoa. 205 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:45,943 - Only one thing left to do. 206 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,821 - Chef! We did it! 207 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,239 We were active and now we're-- 208 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,866 Oh noo! 209 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:55,035 - EW! (Grossed-out sounds) 210 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,414 - Oh, hey kids. I'm just sittin' down... 211 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:01,333 takin' down zombies... eatin' whipped cream. 212 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,002 (Eating sounds) 213 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,504 Oh, good times. Nom-nom. 214 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,965 - This is spray cheese. 215 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,050 - It is? Ahhh! 216 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:12,678 I can't tell the difference anymore! 217 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,471 (Scream crying) 218 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:16,473 - C'mon, Chef. Get up. 219 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,350 We wanna show you what Abs taught us! 220 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:20,978 - I can't! Look away! I'm hideous! 221 00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:25,316 - Chef even your voice is lazy! 222 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,276 - Well then, guys, 223 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,194 Chef is now a pathetic lump on a log. 224 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,864 Looks we've got a job to do. 225 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,116 Let's pick him up and get him moving! 226 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,909 (Pathetic whimper) - Pick me up? 227 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,120 But... I'm too heavy... 228 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,706 and too slippery from the cheeeeese... 229 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,750 - We'll see about that. 230 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,418 (Blows whistle) 231 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:52,217 ♪♪♪ 232 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,970 - Okay, enough showin' off. 233 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:56,639 (Clap) Hup hup! 234 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,809 - (Gasp) my tablet! N-n-no! No! Nooooooo! 235 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:03,729 - Ugh. Paaaaaaathetic. 236 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,608 Chef: (Screaming) - Sorry chef, 237 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,152 but this is hurting us a lot more than it's hurting you. 238 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,738 (Bear growls, Chef screams) 239 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,033 - Don't worry, Chef! 240 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,285 That's just fear leaving your body through your face! 241 00:10:18,369 --> 00:10:21,330 - Close enough. - Nooooooooo!