1 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:20,438 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,364 - Alright, Duncan, spill it. 3 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,825 What are you up to? - Up to? 4 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:35,995 I'm just enjoying this beautiful day, Courtney. 5 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:38,164 - Nuh-uh. I can tell by your sneaky face 6 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:41,000 that you did something and I'm going to find out! 7 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,336 (Tuba honks) 8 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,087 - Ah, what was that noise? 9 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:47,006 (Tuba honks) 10 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,759 - What's wrong, Chef? 11 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:51,010 - (Mumbles) 12 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:54,305 - You sat on your dog? 13 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,474 Your watermelon was trampled! 14 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,352 (Tuba honks) - Are you stuck to your tuba? 15 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:00,978 (Muffled yes) 16 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:02,855 - (Snickers) 17 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:05,358 - (Gasp) You glued him to his tuba! 18 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:08,027 - Wha- who, moi? Pfft. 19 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:11,656 Of course I did. It's all part of my genius plan. 20 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,366 - Which is? 21 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:16,410 - Incapacitate Chef so he has to call a supply teacher... 22 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:18,412 then do whatever we want all day 23 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:21,415 because supply teachers are total pushovers. 24 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,459 (Cackles) 25 00:01:23,543 --> 00:01:24,877 - Really? 26 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:27,713 Our last supply teacher turned out to be an evil robot 27 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:30,424 that hunted us all down and tried to destroy us. 28 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,344 (Crashing) 29 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,930 (Electricity zaps) - Ahhhhh! 30 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,932 - Still turned out to be a fun day. 31 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,309 Plus, if there's one thing I know about myself, 32 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:42,562 it's that I never learn my lesson. 33 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:43,646 - (Mumbles) 34 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,065 - I've glued myself to lots of stuff, 35 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:48,025 so I speak this language. 36 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,027 It's okay. Shhhh. 37 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:52,613 Talk to me. 38 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,907 - (Mumbles, honk) - Yes. Uh-huh. 39 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:57,577 - (Mumbles, honk) - Yes. Okay. 40 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,245 (Mumbles, honk) 41 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,581 - He says to get unglued he needs to go to a hospital-- 42 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:04,125 (Mumbles, honk) - Or a music store. 43 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,835 (Buttons click) 44 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,838 - How did you get so good at that? 45 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,174 - Remind me to never use that phone. 46 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:13,175 - (Mumbles, honk) - Chef says he texted someone 47 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:14,927 to come look after us for the day. 48 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:16,512 (Doorbell) 49 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:18,097 (Mumbles, honk) 50 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,808 - And cue the sucker, right on time. 51 00:02:20,892 --> 00:02:23,769 - Hello, class. I'm Chef's Mom. 52 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:26,314 - It's an old lady - jackpot! 53 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:28,107 This is gonna be easier than I thought. 54 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,026 I'll be right back. 55 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,861 - I'll be looking after you today 56 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,155 while Chef gets a tuba-ectomy! 57 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:35,573 - (Mumbles, honk) - Don't be afraid, Cheffrey, 58 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,285 it's a very simple procedure that only sounds scary. 59 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,954 It's actually really horrifying what they have to do 60 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:43,623 to get that thing off of his face. 61 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:44,999 - (Horrified screams) 62 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,126 - Let's all say goodbye to Chef! 63 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,545 (Engine rumbles) 64 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:52,048 - How does he drive like that? 65 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:54,216 (Tires screech, cashing) 66 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,218 (Cars honk) (Explosion) 67 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:58,971 - Well now! 68 00:02:59,055 --> 00:03:01,682 I have a few ideas for things we could do together today-- 69 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:04,226 - Chef made a list this is what we're doing! 70 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,606 That's right! Duncan's calling the shots today, lady! 71 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,901 - He wrote his list in crayon? 72 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:14,278 - Yup. He sure did. 73 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,822 (Splash) 74 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:19,158 - And got grape jelly stains on it? 75 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,619 - Oh yeah he's a pig. Everyone knows it. 76 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,828 - (Exhales) 77 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,831 (Worried groans) 78 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,835 (Whimpers) 79 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,798 - Does this kid think I was born yesterday? 80 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,467 Little punk doesn't know who he's playing with. 81 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,303 Okay, we'd better read this list then. 82 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:42,306 - So what're we gonna do today, Mrs. Chef's Mom? 83 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:43,516 - (reads) "Number one, 84 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,727 turn the slide into a wicked water slide." 85 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:49,146 Sounds fun, let's do it! 86 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,023 He wants fun? 87 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:53,109 Oh, I'll give him fun. 88 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,778 Do you know what's better than a water slide? 89 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,863 A water cannon! 90 00:03:57,947 --> 00:04:00,199 - Wow! This is way cooler! 91 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,368 - Is this thing safe?! 92 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,828 - No. 93 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,788 (Water whooshes) - Ahhhh! 94 00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:08,708 (Laughing) 95 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,334 - Again! I wanna go again! 96 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,795 - Everyone gets a try. Next! 97 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:16,048 - See? Thanks to me, we're actually having a good time! 98 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:18,426 (Water whooshes) - Ahhhh! 99 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,636 (Laughs) 100 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,972 (Gasps) - Ahhhhh! 101 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,932 (All gasp) 102 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,727 - (Laughing) Best. Day. Ever. 103 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:29,770 - It's okay, young man, 104 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:31,313 I know what to do! 105 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,399 (Blows whistle) - Ahhhhh! 106 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,109 Ahhhhh! 107 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:38,404 Oof! That penguin has sharp toes! 108 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:42,116 - Now, who wants to pet a vicious carnivore? 109 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:43,743 Duncan? 110 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:45,244 - (Screeches) 111 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,954 - No thanks, I'm cool. 112 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:48,748 - I think she's calling your bluff. 113 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:54,086 Whoa! She just threw down the gauntlet! 114 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:55,755 Maybe you should admit that you wrote the list 115 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,548 before someone gets hurt. 116 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,593 - No way. We're just gettin' started! 117 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:02,636 I got a gauntlet too. 118 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,971 - (Gasps) 119 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:06,223 - Oh yes I did. That just happened. 120 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:09,310 - Oh, it's on like monkey pong. 121 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,897 Let's see. Next on Chef's list: 122 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,608 go to a monster truck rally? 123 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:17,151 Really? 124 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,944 - If that's what the list says... 125 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:21,072 I guess Chef wanted us to see one. 126 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,616 - Field trip...? 127 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,659 - Field triiiippp!!!!! 128 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,244 - Yay! 129 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,621 (Bus rumbles) 130 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,164 - (Cackling) 131 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,291 I told you we'd have an awesome day! 132 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,835 The old bat's actually taking us to see monster trucks 133 00:05:34,919 --> 00:05:36,295 beat each other up! 134 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,631 Are we gonna see Truckasaurus Rex for real? 135 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,508 - I suppose so! 136 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,301 - Yessss! 137 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,011 Announcer: Looks like we've got a late entry, folks, 138 00:05:44,095 --> 00:05:45,387 and just in time 139 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:48,557 because Truckasaurus Rex is hungry! 140 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:51,310 - Man, I would not wanna be up against that thing. 141 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,979 - Well, then you're in the wrong vehicle, young man! 142 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:56,107 Wooooohooo! 143 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,067 Everyone hold on to somethin' 144 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,820 'cause we're about to school this dinosaur! 145 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,029 (Engine roars) All: (Scream) 146 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:05,741 (Loud smash) (Metal crashing sounds) 147 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:08,077 (Loud thuds) 148 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,246 Announcer: This is unbelievable. 149 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:13,332 She's headed straight for the field of fire! 150 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,709 Mrs. Chef's Mom: Aiyiyiyiyiyi! 151 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:19,755 Announcer: And then right through the meat grinder. 152 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,674 - Ahhhhh! 153 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,926 Announcer: Oooh! That's gonna leave ea mark - 154 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,845 but it's still not as bad 155 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:29,140 as the pond of piranhas! 156 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:31,934 - Woo this is fun! 157 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,602 (All groan) 158 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:37,731 Announcer: And they've made it to the ramp of doom! 159 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,775 Chef's Mom: Hold on tight! 160 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:41,193 All: Ahhhhh! (Teeth snapping) 161 00:06:41,277 --> 00:06:44,446 - Still think all supply teachers are pushovers? 162 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,448 (Loud crash) 163 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,785 It's okay, Courtney, 164 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:51,412 you're just having a nightmare. 165 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:54,206 Wake up. (smack) wake up! (smack) Wake up!!! 166 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:57,042 - Should we see what's next on the list? 167 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,712 Or maybe we should put it away and have some nice, 168 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,255 quiet, safe reading time. 169 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,757 What do you think... Duncan? 170 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,509 - Never. 171 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:08,220 (Popping shoulder back in) Uh, owwww! 172 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:11,056 I have never let a supply teacher beat me 173 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,225 and I'm in way too deep to do give in now. 174 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:15,978 (Shouts) Have fun or die! (Bones cracks) 175 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,521 - Okie dokie then. 176 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,065 Oooh! The list says we're going to a rodeo. 177 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,985 - Excellent choice. - I agree. 178 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,238 - (Sighs) I love horsies! 179 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:27,948 - Why bother with horsies 180 00:07:28,032 --> 00:07:29,992 when we can ride the bulls! 181 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,036 - Are you happy now? 182 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,829 We're all doomed! 183 00:07:33,913 --> 00:07:35,247 - It's not my fault! 184 00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:38,083 I said go to a rodeo not go in one! 185 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:40,294 - Have you considered that she's just punishing 186 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:43,255 all of us because you made a fake list?! 187 00:07:43,339 --> 00:07:46,217 Now fess up, before someone gets really hurt! 188 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,302 - Pfft. No chance. 189 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,137 She'll give in. You'll see-eeeeee! 190 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:50,930 - Giddy up! (Smack) - Mooo! 191 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,933 - Chef's Mom is a maniac! 192 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,601 - You think?! 193 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,853 Announcer: Looks like we've got some late entries, folks! 194 00:07:57,937 --> 00:07:59,939 (Screaming) 195 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,024 Announcer: Wooodoggie, 196 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,652 it's a monster truck first! 197 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,612 - Mooo! 198 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,572 (Crashing sounds) 199 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,118 - Wooohoohooo hahahaha!!! 200 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,997 - Phew! (Gasp) 201 00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:18,165 Aaaaahhhh! 202 00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:20,125 - Phew! - Ahhh! 203 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,044 - Moooooo! Duncan: (Pained groan) 204 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:26,340 - You have to get that list back or we're done! 205 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,926 - (Spits out tooth) And get in trouble? 206 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,303 No way. If this is her idea of fun 207 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:33,973 just imagine how brutal her punishments would be! 208 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,933 (Both shudder) 209 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,977 - The next item on the list says... 210 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,813 go on the moon rocket ride at Spaceland. 211 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:42,856 Duncan, doesn't that sound fun? 212 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,567 - (Gulps) 213 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:47,653 At least she can't make that scarier than it is. Right? 214 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,698 You can't do this! We're kids! 215 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:53,492 You can't send us to the moon on a real rocket?! 216 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,119 - (Laughs) 217 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,037 Not the moon, sillies. 218 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:58,622 You're going to the sun! 219 00:08:58,706 --> 00:08:59,873 - What?? 220 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:02,001 (All screaming) 221 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,752 - Now count with me kids: 222 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:06,463 5, 4, 3... 223 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,048 - (Farting) Ahhh. 224 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:10,009 Even my bum is screaming! 225 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,677 - She's not bluffing! 226 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,054 - 2...1! - Stop! Don't do it! 227 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:17,099 - Stop! - Hold up, Barry! 228 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,726 (Rumbling stops) 229 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,853 - Something to say, Duncan? 230 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,855 - (Struggles) Fine. 231 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,481 I made the list, not Chef! 232 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,692 I don't want to fly into the sun! 233 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,569 I just want to have a quiet nap time, play a few board games, 234 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,864 and wait in an orderly fashion for pick-up. Please. 235 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,532 Pleeeeease! 236 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,909 - Duncan, the next time you make a fake list - 237 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,078 don't sign it. 238 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:39,913 - Man she's cool. 239 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:43,083 - And that, is how it's done! 240 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:45,919 - Hello kids! I'm back! 241 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:48,630 Whoa. It's so... peaceful. 242 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:51,175 (Snoring) 243 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,968 - What happened?? 244 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:54,595 - Hello son. 245 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:56,430 Glad to see you're unstuck from your tuba. 246 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,099 - Sure am. Did you have fun with the kids? 247 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:00,434 - I really did, 248 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,936 and the kids were just wonderful. 249 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,730 Right Duncan? 250 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,567 See? He's good. 251 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:11,111 - Thanks, Mom, I knew I could count on you. 252 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,113 Just let me put this away. 253 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,074 (Loud moo) - Aaaahhh! 254 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,576 Why is there a bull in my office?! 255 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,329 Ahhhhhh!! No! Helllppp! (Hooves thunder, Mooing) 256 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:35,594 ♪♪♪ 257 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:41,100 ♪♪♪