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♪♪♪

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Gotta tidy, gotta tidy,
gotta tidey.

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Yeeee.

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(Hisses)
Ahhhh!

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- Gotta clean gotta tidy.

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Gotta make you neat
and tidy too!

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(Dryer whirs)
- (Angry growls)

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- My shirt sure is wrinkly!

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(Steam hisses)
(All gasps)

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- Mmmm!

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It's just like the warmth
of a mother's love...

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or so I've heard.

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- Ew! What are you doing?!

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- Just cleanin' you up,
Courtney!

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- But how is this any different
from spitting in my face?

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(Rocket whooshing sounds)

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- Duncan! For the last time!

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Get rid of your fireworks!

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What fireworks?

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Fine.

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- Oh! Are we trying to trick
somebody

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into thinking this place
isn't a disaster?

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- (Sigh) Yes.

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Somebody from the school board

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is coming to renew
my teacher's license.

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- Whoa. Sounds really important.

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I sure hope we can behaaaave.

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(Maniacal laugh)

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- Sweet Carolina,
I gotta take drastic action!

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My whole future hinges on these
little monsters behaving!

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- Whoa, "monsters"?

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Enh... okay, that's fair.

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- Okay, here's the deal.

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If you guys don't mess
this up for me,

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you all get an extra cookie
at snack time.

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- Uh, Owen just finished
the cookies?

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- (Chewing, gulp)
(Burps)

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- Okay then...
extra juice boxes?

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(Slurp) Mmm!

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- Oh, come on!
W-w-w-what about pudding?!

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- (Burp) Think you better
up your game, Chef.

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- Luckily...
I'm a master negotiator!

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- (Defeated sigh)

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Izzy: So! Mr. Chef...

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after consulting
with my partners,

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I think you'll find this
offer more than fair.

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I am not getting you
36 elephants,

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a pool full of ice cream,

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and a jet fighter that runs
on glitter glue.

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(Inaudible whisper)
- You drive a hard bargain.

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We'll settle for...

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one pony.

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- One pony, huh?

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(Groans)
Okay deal.

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- Pleasure doing business.

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Chef: Duncan, did you safely
remove all the fireworks?

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- Almost! There!

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That's the last of 'em.

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- Well behaved children
and fireworks

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being disposed of safely?

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(Chuckles) I should have
offered a pony a long time ago-

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(Skateboard scrapes)
Hey!!

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- I don't think Jude
got the pony memo.

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(Dialing beeps)
- Yeah, Margot?

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Jude never got the memo.
Pack your things. You're fired.

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- Margot?

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- She's just my ex...
secretary.

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- C'mon, Jude! You know there's
no skateboarding inside!

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Especially not today.

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Let's go get your clothes
back on... whoa!

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(Grunt) Oof!

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(Gasps)

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(Thud, woozy moan)

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(All gasp)
(Birds chirp)

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- Knocked unconscious
by a helmet.

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(Chuckle) That's good irony.

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- Should we call an ambulance?

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No way!

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That school board person's
gonna be here any minute

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and if we don't get Chef's
license renewed,

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we can say ola to our pony!

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- I think you mean adios.

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- (Mocking) "Ooh, I'm Noah;
I speak Dutch!"

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But let's focus on the pony,
'kay?

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Now hurry up and drag Chef
into his office!

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We've got work to do!

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(Saw whirs)

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(Crackling)
(Jackhammer pounds)

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(Hammering)

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There! We're ready.
(Doorbell rings)

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And just in time, too!

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- Hello. You must be mister.
Chef?

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- Chefff? (Laughs)

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You're funny!

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Chef's a teacher.
My name is--Ow!

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- You are Chef, remember?!

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- Oooh, right.

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Hi, I'm Chef.

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Large. Adult. Chef.

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- Yes. Right. And I'm...
medium adult, Sheila Emerson,

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from the school board.

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Can we speak in your office?

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- Nooo! I...

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farted in there recently

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and it's hanging around like,
like...

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my mom at a birthday party.

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Just go already, mom!
Hahaha-ow!

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Can I interest you in a tour?

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Please follow me.

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(Chef groans)
- Oh good! He's waking up.

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(As three-year-old)
- Wah-wah-wah!

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I'm hungry. And thirsty.

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I want my mommy.

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- That... doesn't sound good.

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- Oh no! I've heard of this!

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People who've been knocked out
by child-sized items

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often revert to childlike
behaviour.

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- That is not a thing.

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But either way, Chef's
apparently a toddler now,

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so we're gonna handle it, right?

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- I gotta go boom boom.

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(Screaming)

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- That's a baaaallll.

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And there's a chaaair.

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And here's a sink!

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Sinks are for holding water!

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- Yes, that is how sinks work.

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- Hi clipboard lady!

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- Oh my!
- (Whispers)

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- What?!

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I see you've met... Junior!

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Too young for the adult rides,

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too big for the kiddie discount.

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- Oooh, oooh! I wanna a dwink!

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(Sinks shatters)
(Water rushes)

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- Whao!
- Ooooooh.

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That's not good.

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- Okay, I'm not sure
what's going on here

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but the school is flooding and--

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- Well, of course it is!
And that's becauuuse...

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Thursday is swimming lessons!

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- Today is Tuesday.

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- (Nervous giggle)

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Who wants to go swimming?!

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- I do! I do! (Splash)

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- (Gasp) (Spits)

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This very unorthodox.

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How do you get the water out?

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- Why, with Chef's tsunami
drill, of course!

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Ready everybody?!

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(siren) Weee oooh weee oooh!

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Look out! Tsunami!

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- (Gasp)

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(All cheering)
Yay! Woo-hoo!

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- Of course.

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- Yay! Richard Swimmins
survived the flood!

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- Richard Swimmins is our fish.

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Feeding him teaches us about...
uh...

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(Noah whispers) Responsibility.

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- Responsibility!
- Wait where did that voice--

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- Who wants to feed the fish!

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- Me! Me! Me! I do!!!

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- Isn't that the nuclear waste

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Gwen brought to show
and tell last week?

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- Yum yum yum! Eat up so you
can get big and stwong, fishy.

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(Water burbles, glass cracks)

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(Ferocious growl)

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- I think we might wanna run
outside. Now!

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- Run? Why?

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(Screaming)

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(Ferocious roar)

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(Smash)
- (Laughs)

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Big fishy wrecked-ed
a zoom zoom car!

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- And for once it wasn't
Chef's!

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- Mr. Fish, let me go or...

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you're getting an 'F'!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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(Muffled screams)
- Should we continue our tour?

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- What we should do
is call in the military!

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- This really isn't a big deal,

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but if you're gonna get all
worked up about it.

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(Line rings)
Hi! It's me.

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We've got another code black.

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(Beeps call off)
There. It's handled.

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(Rotors beat)

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(Rapid shooting)

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- Ahhhh!

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(Plane rattles)

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(Whooshing, crash explosion)

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(Ferocious roar, stomping)

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- And I suppose that isn't
a 'big deal' either?!

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- Oh! (Nervous giggle)
Not at all!

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The kids love helicopter
cookouts! Right, guys?

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- Yayyyyyyyyyyy!
- Yup.
- You betcha.

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- So? I think that's about it
for the tour.

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Can I get Chef's...
I mean, my license now?

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- You can not be serious!

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This is, without fear of
hyperbole, the worst--

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- Wait! Ms. Emerson.

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There's one thing that i just
know will change your mind!

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Ta-da!!!

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- A cupcake?

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You kids thought a cupcake
would make me change my mind

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about the worst teacher and
worst school, I've ever seen!

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- Y-yes?

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- (Sigh)
No. Not even close.

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- Two cupcakes?

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- (Angry) Agh!

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Honestly. I've had some rough
assignments,

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but a tidal wave?
A giant, mutant fish?

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A military helicopter crash?!

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- Um, you told me to call them?

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- No! I've had enough!

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Sugar is bad for you!
Sparklers are dangerous!

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And there is no way Chef will
be getting

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his teaching license renewed!

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Ever! Again!
(Throw grunt)

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- Ooooooooh!

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Prettyyyy sparkle--

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(Fireworks pop)

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(Whooshing)

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(Boings)

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Ouchie.

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- (Coughs) (Gasp)

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- What did you do?!

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- That wasn't my...

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I mean, I didn't mean to...
- Yeah!

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What kind of a monster
blows up a school

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just because she doesn't
like the teacher?

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- Now come on.

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That clearly wasn't my
intention. And who said that?

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- So you just like blowing
stuff up?

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- No but-but I but, I didn't--

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- Seems like an odd habit
for a school board employee.

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- Yes but I...
- Does your boss know?

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- Okay, you know what?

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(Nervous giggle)
I think that cupcake

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changed my mind after all.

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Mr. Chef? (Nervous giggle)

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Enjoy your new license.

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I'm getting as far away from
this place as possible.

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Huh. Odd lady.
Pretty fast though

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Emerson: Aahhhh!!!

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- Well, it was a crazy day,

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but everything worked out
in the end.

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(Moans) What happened?

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- Ah, we got your certificate,
that's what happened!?

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- That's amazing!
But you destroyed the school!

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(Loud crash)

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Aaannd myyy caaaaarrr!!!!

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- Oh yeah.
But a deal is a deal.

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You owe us a pony!
- (Defeated sigh)

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Good morning, kids.
And good morning, pony.

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What? My certificate!
You can't eat that!

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(Hard kick, landing thud)

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(Birds chirp)

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I gotta go boom boom.

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All: (Screaming)

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