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♪♪♪

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Chef: Hey, Kids!
Guess what day it is?!

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("The Mexican Hat Dance" music,
fireworks whistle and pop)

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All: Cinco De Mayo!

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- That's right!
(Loud pop) Whoa!

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(Flames crackle)

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(Stomping, grunts)

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And do you all understand
(stomp)

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why Cinco De Mayo is,
(stomp) is important?

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- Of course we do:

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piñataaaas!

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It's the one day a year we
get rewarded for vandalism!

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(Smash)
- Correct-o-mundo!

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- Actually Chef,

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there's more to Cinco De Mayo
than piñatas.

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- That's true.
There's also a...

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taco baaaaar!

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All: Ooooh!!!!

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- And later we'll all take
a nice siesta.

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- That just means nap time!

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We always have nap time!

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- Not today!
Today it's siesta!

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- (Groans) Cinco De Mayo's
celebrates the day

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Mexico drove off French
invaders!

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We should spend the day
researching

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the true meaning of--

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- Sure we'll get right on that.

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(Singsong)
Time to get our smash on!

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(Grunts, thuds)

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- (Gasp) Chef! Do something!

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- Oh, right!

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Your form's all wrong, kids.

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Keep your back elbow up
and follow through!

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(Whack!)

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(Cheering)

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- And now for some real piñatas!

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- (Excited) Woo-hoo!
- Yeah!

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(Clank)
- (Pained moans)

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- You shall not pass!

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- What? Why?

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- What did these piñatas
ever do to you?

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We must protect all of nature's
creations.

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- Izzy, I want to agree,

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but it feels like you've had
to stick up

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for nature a lot lately.

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- What?!
He's just playing!

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(Giggles) It's just like
a big sticky sleeping bag!

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Cody: Ummm...

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- (Roaring)
- Yaaaaahhh!

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Every building should
have a dinosaur on top!

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Those only sound bad
if you remember them.

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- Izzy, I understand your
feelings,

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but piñatas aren't alive.

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In fact, there's nothing
natural about 'em!

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They come from the deranged,

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sugar crazed minds
of human beings.

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- Oh...
(lock clicks open)

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okey-dokey then.

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- (Excited) Yeahhhh!

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(Blows whistle)

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- Now that everyone
is in position,

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let us begin!
Blindfolds tight!

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Bats up!

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Now kids,

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every piñata must be destroyed
before siesta.

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Every. Last. One.

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- Why is he saying it
like that?

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- Who cares,
it's smashin' time!

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Chef: 3...2...1...

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aaatttttaaaccckkk!!

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(Effort grunts)

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(Smash!)

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- Yaaaaah!

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(Effort grunts)

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Oof! (Groans)

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- (Effort grunts)
Ya! Ha! Hmmm.

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(Poof)

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- I'm a piñata!

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(Trailing scream)

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(Clanks)
- Wow!

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This is a tough one!
I need back up!

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- Hey! What are you doin'
to my car?

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No! Stop! Please!

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- Mmm! This candy's really hard!

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- (Weeping) why? Why?!

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- Well, I guess that's
the last of 'em--

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(Rustle)
- Huh?

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Wait. What's a piñata
doing here?

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Eh, doesn't matter,
imma smash it good!

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HA!

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- (Squeaky whimper)

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- (Gasp) You're alive?

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I knew we shouldn't be smashing
you guys!

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- (Blows party favour)
- (Giggles)

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Hmm... what should I name you?

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(Gasp) I know!
I'll call you... Piñata.

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- I need more smashing!
(Battle cry)

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- Okayyyy. Let's find you
somewhere safe to hide.

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Perfect!
You won't get hurt in there!

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Piñata: (Toots in pain)

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Chef: Yep. Uh-huh.

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Very good.

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Job well done, my tiny army.

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(Beeping)

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Now look at that:
just in time, too.

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Now, uh... We are sure we
smashed every last one, right?

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- (Mouth full) Yes. Yep.

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- Are we sure we're sure?

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- Oh yes, Chef. Every last one.

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- I mean yeesh!
Heh heh am I right?

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- Whew. Looks like we dodged
that bullet for another year.

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Time for a siesta!

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Oh hey, Izzy. Why no candy?

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- Me? Oh, uh...

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I'm uh, saving room for the uh,
taco bar. Heh heh.

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- I don't blame ya.

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She. Is. Ay. Beaut!

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- (Gasps)

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(Tongue toots)
(Attack yell)

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- Izz-zyy!
It's not taco time yet!

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- Uh, I'm making mine
for later. See?

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- Uh...?

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And now I will place it
by this open window...

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to cool... heh heh.

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- Well! That checks out!
Have a good nap!

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- Whew.

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Dangling from a swing?!

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That's the worst place
for a piñata!

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Piñata?! You can't play out
in the open like that!

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- (Toots)

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- Ohhhh, what am I gonna do
with you?

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(Squeaks, strains)

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- Whoa! You can lay candies?

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(Squeaks, strains)
Wow! A lot of candies!

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But if you can do that,

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why do people smash your guts
out every Cinco De Mayo?

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(Fizzling)

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(Poof)

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(Angry snort)

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- Don't take this the wrong way,

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but you're less cute
than your mom.

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(Roars)

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- Woof. Toffee breath.

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(Fizzling)

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- Uh oh.

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(Door opens, clears throat)

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Hey Chef, I have a Cinco
De Mayo question.

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Hippopotamusly speaking...

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if all the piñatas weren't
destroyed before siesta...

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what would happen?

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- (Sighs) Izzy.

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I think it's time you learned
the truth about piñatas.

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"Once upon a time,

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there was a great battle
between the Mexican

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and the invading French armies.

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Mexico was victorious!

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So they celebrated by smashing
toys full of candy."

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- Really?!
- It made sense at the time.

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"But then the celebrations
got bigger and bigger.

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Normal piñatas weren't
enough anymore.

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So they made super giant
piñatas!

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(Zap)

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Which naturally...
immediately turned evil."

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(Roars)

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"The army was called in,

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but even they were no match
for the piñatas!

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Luckily, as it turns out,

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all piñatas are vulnerable

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to blindfolded children
with sticks,

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so the uprising was contained."

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So now, every Cinco De Mayo,

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we round 'em up for smashin'.

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If we didn't...

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they could take over the world!

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- Whoa.

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- Whoa is right.

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So it's a good thing we smashed
every last one, right?

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- Heh... about that...

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- Noooooooooooooooo!

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(Evil neighs, roaring)

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- I'm sorry!

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My piñata was just so cute!

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I didn't think it'd take
over the world!

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- Okay. This is bad.

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But we're not throwing
in the taco just yet.

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We will fight! We will fight
them on the slide!

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We will fight them on--
ahhhhh!

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- (Gulps)

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- Hey! He wasn't finished his
long boring speech!

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(Toots)
- Yikes!

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Ahhhhhh!

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Guys! Help! I kept a piñata as
a pet and it turned evil

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and now it's poops
are taking over the world

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and we gotta stop 'em!
Oh, and they ate Chef.

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All: (Pained groans)

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- Sorry, Izzy. Can't move.

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(Gurgles) Too full.

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(Groans)

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- Then it looks like...
it's up to me.

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♪♪♪

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Time to crush some candy!

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(War cry)

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Ooof!

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Ahhhh! Oof!

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(Groans)

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Piñ-ya-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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(Toots)

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(Candy whooshes)

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(Landing thuds)

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Hm. (Battle cry)

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Hi-ya!

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Agh!

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(Toots)

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(Attack yell)

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- Oof!
- Chef! Are you okay?

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- (Coughs)

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Don't worry about me!

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You have to smash
the head piñata!

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It's vampire rules, Izzy!

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Vampire rules!

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- (Toots)

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- (Attack yell)
- (Distressed toot)

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- Sorry, piñata.

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I guess you're just too sweet
for this world.

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(Squeaky whimpers)

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- (Sigh) I know you spawned
an army

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bent on destroying mankind,

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but I still can't bear
to see you hurt.

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So it's lucky I still have
this blindfold.

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(Fizzles, toots)

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- Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- (Roars)

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- Izzyyyyy! Noooooooooo!

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(Evil cackle)

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(Rumbling, toots)

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(Poof)

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- Enjoy your siesta.

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(Candy whooshes)

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♪♪♪

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- Izzy, you saved me!

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And my job!

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(Stick whooshes)
- Hmm.

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Well, that was fun.

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Time to hit the taco bar.

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- Well, kids,

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I think we all learned
a valuable lesson today.

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- Yeah. Right.
- I didn't learn anything.

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- How to survive
yet another holiday!

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- I can't wait for
international shark day!

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Chef: (Groans)

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪