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♪♪♪

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One private bathroom oasis
(pats box)

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with an Atomic Flush
"never clog" toilet!

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- (Giggles, claps)
Tee-hee-hee!

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- And to keep the kiddies out,

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a hi-tech E330 Defendo-cator
security system!

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All you gotta do is
activate it.

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- You didn't set the security
system on my bathroom yet?

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(Gasps)
No, no-no-no-no!

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(Screams)

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- Great purchase, Chef!

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You can't plug this thing
no matter what you flush!

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(Splash)

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Buh bye, paint can!

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- (Gasps)
- Sayonara, Computer!

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(Splash)
- My laptop!

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- (reads) "How To Make Friends
with Kids

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You Don't Really Like?"
- I need that book--

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(Toilet flushing)
- Nope, sorry,

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couldn't hear you over
that powerful flushing sound,

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what were you saying?

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- (Groans)

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Get outta my beautiful
bathroom!

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- I've been kicked out
of worse places.

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- Went with the E330, huh?

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Not really "top of the line",

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but I guess on a teacher's
salary-- (slams door)

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(Alarm buttons beep)
- There!

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Good luck getting past that!

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(Sighs) Now to spend the rest
of the day in my office

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eating red meat and rhubarb,

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so I can really give my new
baby a test drive!

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(Stomach growls, pained groans)

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- Harold, was that your tummy?

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- I need to get into
that private bathroom!

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- Why don't you just use
the kids bathroom?

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- You know why I can't!

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- I'm a fishering man!

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AHHHH! (Splash, gurgles)

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- (Laughs) Fair.

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That place is a one way ticket
to the emergency room.

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- Well, we're gonna have
an emergency in this room

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if you don't help NOW!

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(Grunting)

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- This security system
can be a little tricky, but...

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I've never met one
I couldn't BEAT!

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(Beeps open, fizzles)
Ha! See, all it took was-OOF!

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(Door slams)
- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

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- And not so much
as a "thank you".

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(Crackles, explodes)

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♪ Ta na!

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(Knocks)
Um... you okay in there?

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Didn't get sucked in by
the Atomic Flush, did'ja?

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- All good, Noah!

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And WOW this place
is impressive.

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A whole poo world is opening
before my eyes.

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Uh, N-Noah?
Why-why is the door locked?

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- Huh? (Gasp)

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Yeah, Harold?
We may have a problem.

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The security system
has melted and...

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well, uh, you're locked in.
- Ahhhh!

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- But the important thing
is to remain calm.

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(Wild, panicked screaming)

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- Breathe, Harold, breathe.

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Come on with me.
(Harold screaming)

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Innn. Ouuut. Innn. Ouuut.

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- FREEEEDOOOOMMMMMM!!!
(Bang)

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- Harold? Harold?
C'mon, pal. You okay?

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- Ahh! Oof!

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(Splash)

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- Harold? Did you fall
into the toilet?

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(Flushing sound)

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- Guys! I...I need your help!
(Catches his breath)

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I broke into Chef's new
bathroom

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so Harold could poop
and that toilet ATE HIM!

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- So Harold flushed himself.

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This concerns me how?

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- Yeah. This sounds
like a you problem.

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- (Sighs) You're right.

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I guess I'll just have to sneak
off school property

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all by myself.

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- Sneak off school property?

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- And then slosh through
strangers' poop

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in a dank sewer all afternoon.

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- Strangers' poop?

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Both: We'll come with you!

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- Whoa! That was...
that was really on there!

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Noah? N-NOAH?

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(Sighs) Guess I might be
in here a while.

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Oh well, better me than one
of my classmates.

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A weaker mind would go mad

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in this kind of isolation.

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Isn't that right... Mister TP?

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Noah: Harold?! You in there?

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- Where are you, doofus?

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- (Gasps) People?

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This time it's real!

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WELCOME... TO POOPLANDIAAAAAA!

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(Crickets chirp)

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(Cockroach crunches)

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- I'm Sewer Mike.

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And you guys...
are my new best friends!

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Let's get matching tattoos!

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All: Um... no.
(Tattoo gun buzzes)

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- You're right! PFFT!
Yeah, totally.

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Real besties don't need tattoos.

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(Awkward chuckle)

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- Yeah... we're just down here
to find our friend, Harold.

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- Maybe you've seen him?

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Nerdy kid? Wedgie rash?

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- Sorry. You're the only
three people

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I've seen in years!

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- You poor, poor, alligator!

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I can't imagine how lonely
you must be!

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Everybody needs a friend!

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Well! See ya later!

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- Wait! I'm sure your friend
is fine!

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And you've barely seen my pad!

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- Yeah, no offense,

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but your "pad" looks like
it's mostly stuff

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people flushed down the toilet.

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- Yeah, later gator.

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- Come on, Mike.
You're blowing it.

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Time for... the book.

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♪♪♪

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Please stay a little longer.

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If you do... OH!

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I could help you find
your friend!

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After all, I-I know these
sewers better than anyone!

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- (Sighs) I guess we can stay
for a few minutes.

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Like you said,
Harold's probably okay.

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- And Harold pulls up
for the jumper!

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No, no-no-wait.

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He pulls up for the jump--

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Oh.

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For the layup.
(Thud) OWWW.

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Oh. Oh really?
I'd like to see you try!

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You don't even have arms!

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(Emotional) I didn't mean that!

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You're perfect just the way
you are, Mister TP!

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- Okay. Time to make my BFFs!

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(reading)
"Number one.

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I can do that.

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So tell me;
what makes Beth tick?

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- Whoa.
- Dude, you don't wanna--

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- Hey! I'm making friends here!
So...?

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What's in that big Beth brain?

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- Wow. Nobody's ever asked me
that before.

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(Snort, laugh)

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I guess I should start
at the beginning;

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back when I was hatched
in the lab!

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- O-kaaaaaay.

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- ...and once I eat
the marshmallows

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out of everyone's heads,

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then I guess I can let
all the cats and dogs

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come home from outer space.

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And that's mostly
what I think about. Mostly.

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- We tried to tell you, dude.

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Full Beth is a lot.

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- Yeah. Good luck
with the nightmares.

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- (reads) "Number two. Do not
criticize prospective friends.

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Try complimenting instead!"

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Yeah! Of course!

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Y'know what, Duncan?

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I think you're pretty great--

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WHAT DID YOU DO?

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- Why I thought the couch could
use a hot new paint job.

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You're not gonna lecture me,
are you?

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- What? Me? Lecture?

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No way!

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I mean, friends don't criticize,

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am I right?

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It looks... awesome!

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- Really?
So it's cool if I do this?

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(Smashes)

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- Surrrrre! Yeah!

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That's greaaaaat!

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- Wow! Okay! And this?

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(Water whooshes)

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- C'mon, man!

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How's Duncan gonna
learn boundaries

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if his so-called friends
can't be honest with him?

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- Pathetic.

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- (reads) "Number three.
A hug and a winning smile

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can seal the deal
with a new friend."

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No way this could go wrong.

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HUGGGGGGGSSSSSS!!!!

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- Whoa! Ah!

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What are you doing?!

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- (Gasps) He was trying
to eat you!

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Is that how you treat
all your guests?

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- This lizard is a jerk.
(Smash)

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- Seriously, man.

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Way to perpetuate an
alligator stereotype.

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- (Sigh) I've tried everything.

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Why is nothing working?

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(reads) "If all else fails...
use a cage."

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Hmm. Well, if I can't make
friends with them the nice way,

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I'll do it the mean way.

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- Well! She's all set,
Sewer Mike!

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One Friend Cage complete
with top of the line,

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E330 Security System!

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- That's great! Let me find my
cheque book.

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- Guys, I think we're gonna be
fine.

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- There! I can't live on the
same side of this bathroom

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with someone who thinks
toilet paper

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should be hung
in the underhand position.

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(Tense music)

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(Record scratches)

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I'm sorry! It's not you!

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It's this place!

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I think it's... it's getting
to both of us!

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(Gasps) You're right.

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We should escape.

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- Hey, there's a chili recipe
in here

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that sounds pretty good.
Maybe I'll try it tonight--

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- RUN!

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- Hey!
All: Ahhh!

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- If you're not my friends
then you're my dinner!

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(Screaming)
- (Hard thud) OW!

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- OH NO! DEAD END!

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- HA! GOTCHA!

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(Panting)
Now quit putting up a fuss!

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I'm gonna open my mouth

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and one by one you kids
climb in.

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(Clank)
- Aw, come on,

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the small pipe?! Ugh.

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- Okay, Mister TP,
hold on tight!

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Once that sink overflows

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and fills the room with water,

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the pressure will open the door
and we'll be FREE!

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(Rumbling)

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(Water whooshing)

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Oh, hey guys! Great timing!

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We were just about to set sail!

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- HAROLD?!
What's with the beard?

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Dude, are you okay?

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- I don't think any of us are
gonna be okay in a second!

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MIKE IS RIGHT BEHIND US!

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(Loud whoosh)
(Big Roar)

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- AHHHHHH!!!

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(Gasps) MISTER TEEEEEEEE
PEEEEEEEEE!

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(Water whooshes)

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- Oh... oh... we made it!

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- Not all of us!

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Mister TP?

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Where are you, Mister TP?

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NOOOOOOOOOOO.

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- Sorry pal.

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At least he died doing
what he loved...

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absorbing fluids.

252
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- Where's Mike?

253
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I didn't think he was gonna
give up till he found a friend.

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- (Laughing)

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You said it, Mister TP.

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You said it.

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- Well, at least things can get
back to normal around here now.

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- Gotta go-gotta go-gotta go!

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(Screams) What happened
to my new bathroom?

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪