♪♪♪
- How much d'ya think she can get for it?
- It's a big one, maybe ten bucks!
- Now I just gotta wait for it to fall out.
- I'll get that tooth out for you.
Hiiiiyah! Waaaaa-eeeeeyah! (Battle cries)
(Kick thud) Oof.
- HEY! Watch it around my loose tooth!
Right? My little tooth?
(Wiggling)
- So what're you gonna do with all that cash?
- Well, first... buy a flip sequin purse,
a bubble maker,
and a speedboat for my Miami beach house.
(Engine roars)
(Loud crash)
Uh... I should probably learn how to drive a boat first.
(Laughs, chokes)
- Leshawna, your tooth's gone!
- (Gasp) Oh no, I just swallowed my tooth.
- You just ate your winning lottery ticket?!
Hahaha! (Thud) Gah!
- (Cries) My toooooooth!
(Wailing uncontrollably)
(All groan)
- Okay... what's the problem?
- Leshawna swallowed her tooth
so now the Tooth Fairy won't come.
- Leshawna, it's okay.
Look at it this way:
your tooth is gone.
- And? - And what? That's it.
(Wails even louder) WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
- Don't worry, you have 19 more!
- Cody, what did I tell you about doing math?!
Remember what happened last time?!
♪♪♪
(Poof!)
- Just put a fake tooth under your pillow.
It's dark. The Tooth Fairy won't know the difference
and you'll be rolling in dough.
- Really? - Sure.
Whatever gets you through the night.
♪♪♪
Leshawna: WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!
- Whoa. Did the Tooth Fairy give you a box full of money?
- Not exactly.
- What's in the box? What's in the box?!
- That question requires a flashback.
I made a fake tooth, identical to the real one.
I put it under my pillow
and waited for the Tooth Fairy to show up!
But the fake tooth didn't work!
So I did what I had to do.
I kidnapped the Tooth Fairy,
and I'm not letting it go until it pays up!
So pay up Tooth Fairy! (Grunt)
- (Farts) - (All Gasp)
- Sorry, did... did you say Tooth Fairy or Toot Fairy?
- Tooth Fairy.
- Well, ya know, there's your problem, that's not me.
- Oh really?
You aren't the fairy that collects our teeth
and leaves money under our pillows.
- There's a fairy that pays cash
for human teeth?
Ugh. That's weird.
Come on, I can't be the only one here
who thinks that's really messed up.
- If you're not the Tooth Fairy, what are you?
- I'm Smelliott,
the Fart Fairy!
I travel the world collecting everyone's farts!
(Farts)
- Everyone's farts?
- Yup! Anytime you've ever farted...
I've been there.
(Farts)
(Deep inhale)
(Satisfied sigh)
(Farts)
(Deep inhale)
(Satisfied sigh)
(Farts) - (Giggles)
(Deep inhale)
(Satisfied sigh)
- (Farting) - (Inhaling)
(Huge fart) (All coughing and choking)
(Sheepish giggle)
(Deep inhale)
Oh yeah.
- Well, if you're the Fart Fairy
then what were you doing in my room?
- Oh no. She's one of those.
- One of what?
- A fart denier.
- I don't fart. - Called it.
- What? I don't! Farts are disgusting.
- Farts are delectable.
(Rap) ♪ Farts, farts are what I devour ♪
♪ The farts you make, give me my power ♪
♪ I travel the world to smell your gas ♪
♪ The kind that comes out the crack of your... butt ♪
(Giggles) (Farts)
- Sing all you want, Fart Fairy,
you aren't going anywhere until you pay up!
- Ignore her, she's mad 'cause she swallowed her tooth.
- Bummer.
- Is collecting farts a fun job?
- Oh yes! Let me show you!
(Giggling, farting)
- Cool! - Alright! - Woo-hoo!
- He farts more than I do!
- Whoa! He can juggle!
(Poof) (Woozy moans)
(Farts)
- Ta Da!
- He makes animal balloons!
(Poof) (Woozy moans)
(Farts blast)
He can fart blast!
(Fart blasts)
- (Poof) - My bad!
- (Woozy moans)
- Whoa! - Hang on! - Go faster!
(Farts sputter)
- Oh, we ran out of gas!
- I gotta say... I don't feel so good.
- Hey! What did you guys do to my Fart Fairy!
FIX HIM!
- So weak.
Fading. Need farts...
- You heard him. He needs farts!
- Farts is what I do!
Clear a path!
(Farts)
(Deep inhale) - Not enough.
- Hit him again!
- Tag me, I'm going in.
(Farts) (Deep inhale)
- (Groans) - He needs more!
Who's next?!
- Why don't you take a turn?
- Because I don't fart.
I'm the Fart Director.
- Fiiiine.
I got this.
(Quiet farts) (Sigh of relief)
- Beth, did you just... (gags)
- That's the worst thing I have ever (gasp) smelled.
- Boo ya!
- What smells like my uncle's attic?
- Cody, fart on Smelliott.
- Seems impolite... but okay.
C'mon, you can do this Cody.
C'mon Cody.
(Small farts) C'mon.
- (Groans) Cody!
- That sounded like an old door opening!
- I'm...not...going to... make it. (Groans)
- All of you, try again!
(All straining)
- We've got nothing left!
- It's okay... you...tried.
- He's not gonna survive!
- Leshawna,
you're the only one who can save him now!
Please!
- I told you, I do not fart!
- Wait! I can save him.
I just need some chili cheese chips
and 3 minutes and 14 seconds!
- Uh, guys, something weird is happening outside?
(Ominous music)
- I'm here beneath an unprecedented weather event.
This is a Fartnado of global proportions.
Is the planet and everyone doomed?!
Perhaps.
Up next, a water-skiing squirrel! HaHa!
(Motor whirs)
- I gotta tell the kids about this.
Kids! You gotta see this squirrel on TV.
He's water-sk--
Ahhhh! Kids! Look out!
What is that thing?!
- That's Smelliott!
The Fart Fairy Leshawna caught in her bedroom.
- But we don't know why he was there.
- I was there collecting your farts.
- I. DON'T. FART!
- Hello? Military? It's Chef.
You gotta get over here, stat!
- Dude, why do you always call the military?
- Because the animators already drew them
for a previous episode.
Now I'm going to hide in my office,
call me when this is over. (Door slams, lock clicks)
(Birds chirp)
(Birds choke, thud)
- It's getting worse out there.
- That cloud is all of the world's farts building up.
If I don't get up there,
that methane gas will block out the sun
and the Earth will freeze over.
It'll be Fartageddon!
- So if you can't get up there none of us will survive?!
- True story!
- We have to save Smelliott!
- Owen, where are we on those farts?
(Readying music)
- Farts don't fail me now!
- Let 'er rip! - Cut the cheese, Owen!
- Crack wind! - Or fart.
- I'm trying!
- Just do it already!
- I'm given' her all I got!
- C'mon, Owen. The future of the world depends on you!
- Here it comes... here it comes...
(Weak moans)
(Straining) - Here it-- I got nothin'.
- Way to go, Owen.
The one time we need you to fart
you can't get it out.
- Leshawna, this whole thing is your fault
and you didn't help at all!
- For the last time, I DO NOT FART!
- (weak) Please...
- I can't do it Smelliott, I'm sorry!
- That's okay.
It's been great knowing you.
(Door thuds)
- What's going on here?!
- Oh no! They're gonna capture the fart fairy!
- NO THEY WON'T.
Smelliott, this is for you.
And Planet Earth!
- Retreat!
(Huge fart)
(All coughing)
- Wow Leshawna.
- (Deep inhales)
♪♪♪
(Heroic music)
- Whoa. Look at him go.
♪♪♪
(All Cheer) Woo-hooo! - Yeah!
- It's so beautiful.
- Sorry I fairy-napped you.
You're sure you have to go? - I do,
but you keep farting and I'll keep coming back.
Oh, and sorry about that tooth, kiddo.
Keep the change.
- 10 BUCKS?! Thanks!
All: Bye, Smelliott!
(Farts) - Smell ya later!!!
(Rumbling) - Uh oh, guys!
My tummy feels weird!
I think the chili chips are working.
- Right on schedule.
(Rumbling)
- Uh-oh.
(Rumbling)
- He's gonna blow!
- TAKE COVER!
(Fart blows up the earth)
♪♪♪