1 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:20,521 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,819 today is a very special day. 3 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:28,321 Does anyone know why? 4 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:29,822 - My birthday! 5 00:00:29,906 --> 00:00:31,657 - No, Cody. 6 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,743 This is something important. 7 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:35,620 (Blows) 8 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,623 Today is a super special day! 9 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,458 Oh yeah! It's the one... 10 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,419 the only... 11 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:46,130 International Cousins Day! 12 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:47,632 All: (Cheering) Hooray! 13 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,342 (Then realizing) Huh? 14 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:52,011 - That's not a real thing. - You bet your face it is. 15 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,430 And help us celebrate International Cousins Day 16 00:00:54,514 --> 00:00:57,266 I've invited two of your cousins to joins us. 17 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:59,018 - Please, please, please. - No, no, no... 18 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,603 (Drum roll) 19 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:03,481 - Gwen's cousin, Ella... and Owen's Cousin Max! 20 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,650 - Noooo! - Yes! 21 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,693 - (horrified) This is terrible. 22 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:10,822 My cousin, Max, is a total monster! 23 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,240 - (happy) This is amazing... 24 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,659 my cousin, Ella, is a total monster. 25 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,662 - Chef, this isn't a good idea. 26 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,831 - (Grunts) It'll be fine. 27 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,416 - Max doesn't play well with others. 28 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,043 - Pish-posh. 29 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,586 - Ahhh! (Landing thud) Oof. 30 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,672 If Max comes here, 31 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,299 lives will be lost. 32 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:32,927 - Relax, Owen, your cousin isn't gonna hurt anyone. 33 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,470 - Thank you, Gwen. 34 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:36,806 - Because he won't get a chance to! 35 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,307 - Ugh, here we go. 36 00:01:38,391 --> 00:01:40,434 - My cousin is 12 feet tall, 37 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:43,604 covered in dragon scales, has a mouth full of fangs, 38 00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:47,066 glowing red eyes and breath of FIRE. 39 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,402 She'll devour you all! 40 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:50,695 (Dragon roar) 41 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,363 All: (Horrified screams) 42 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,073 - You might not know this about me 43 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,033 but I find the terrified screams of children 44 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:57,743 to be very soothing. 45 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,245 - Oh, come on, 46 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:02,665 nothing dangerous has ever happened here before. 47 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,125 - Wha-what?! 48 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,586 Have you never watched an episode of this show? 49 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:10,047 - Now-now, Max and Ella will be here 50 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,717 for International Cousins Day any second. 51 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,677 I want you all to be extra nice 52 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,596 and make them feel welcome. 53 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:18,431 All: Yes, Chef. 54 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:20,892 (Sleeping Beauty like singing) - What that sound? 55 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,476 Animals: Huh? 56 00:02:23,728 --> 00:02:25,980 - She's' here. 57 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,734 (Birds chirp) 58 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,153 - Why hello, my new friends. 59 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,071 I'm Gwen's cousin, Ella. 60 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,990 - That's Gwen's cousin?! 61 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:38,367 - She's so elegant. 62 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:42,246 - Dude, it's like smiles and sunshine had a baby. 63 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,457 - No. You're not, Ella! 64 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:45,750 - Oh, I really am, 65 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,627 and I'm looking forward to a day filled 66 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,962 with wonder and joy. 67 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:51,964 - Excuse us a minute. 68 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,593 What happened? You used to be a full-on monster! 69 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,345 Today you float in here 70 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:59,180 full of songs and sparkles 71 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,641 like some kind of magical unicorn fart?! 72 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,185 - I know I used to be a "bad girl", 73 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,937 but Sweetie Pie etiquette School 74 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,606 turned my frown upside down! 75 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,650 - But I promised everyone a monster! 76 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:12,318 They were looking forward to it! 77 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:15,196 - Well... (grumble) I was... 78 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:16,906 - Oh I'm sorry, 79 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,575 but seeing my naughty side is very unlikely. 80 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:23,245 - Wait. Unlikely? 81 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,498 So there's still a chance. 82 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,416 All I gotta do is push the right buttons. 83 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,335 Challenge accepted. 84 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:31,337 - Gwen, Courtney, Jude, Bridgette? 85 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,589 How about you give Ella a tour. 86 00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:36,509 - Oh, that would be so nice. 87 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:39,720 - Yeah. Let's hope nothing upsetting happens. 88 00:03:40,972 --> 00:03:43,516 - See? I told yaou her cousin wasn't evil. 89 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:45,226 (Rumbling) 90 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,895 - Did someone say evil? 91 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:50,106 Allow me to introduce myself. 92 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,857 Max Mayhem, 93 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:55,194 future super villain and fan of all things evil. 94 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,279 Call me Max. 95 00:03:57,363 --> 00:04:00,241 - (Chuckle) Nice outfit, Mayhem. 96 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:03,035 - I said you can call me Max! 97 00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:04,829 - Hi Max. 98 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,539 - Hello cousin Owen. 99 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,542 So this is your evil lair. 100 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,294 - It's not a lair it's a dayc-- 101 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:13,879 - Juvenile. Don't you think? 102 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:17,258 Doesn't exactly scream... evil! 103 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,135 - That's because it's actually a daycare-- 104 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,679 - Enough! It doesn't matter. 105 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,723 This place will be destroyed soon... 106 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:25,891 then the world! 107 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:28,394 - He wants to destroy this place? 108 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:29,729 I like him. 109 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:31,355 - Yeah. - Me too. 110 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,232 - And what an entrance! 111 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,693 - Like any true villain I need a minion 112 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,237 to help me carry out my evil plans. 113 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,074 - Who here hungers for evil and glory?! 114 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,617 - Right here! - Me! - Me-me-me! 115 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:45,995 - Silence! I only need one! 116 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:49,623 Therefore, I will put you through a series of trials 117 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:53,210 and see who rises to the top of the evil cream. 118 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:56,213 Let the minion competition begin! 119 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,339 All: Yeah! 120 00:04:57,423 --> 00:05:00,092 - Chef, aren't you gonna stop this? 121 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,303 - Of course not. Make-believe is fun. 122 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,346 - But Max is serious! You need to-- 123 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,390 - Shh! Max is our guest, 124 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,892 so make him feel welcome 125 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,353 by playing any games he comes up with! 126 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,939 - You heard the large man. Follow me. 127 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:16,942 - All right! Let's destroy the world! 128 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,445 - Oh no! 129 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:22,782 This isn't the first time Max had a "minion competition". 130 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,367 He did it once with my stuffed animals. 131 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,079 - To be my minion, 132 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:30,456 you must survive this pit of lions! 133 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,249 Good luck. 134 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,293 (Ferocious lion snarling and roaring) 135 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,836 - Noooo! 136 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,131 Not only was it extremely violent, 137 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:41,425 we got banned from the zoo. 138 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,177 What should I do? 139 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:46,639 Cody, should I join the minion competition to try 140 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,682 and keep everyone from getting hurt? 141 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:51,477 - I drawed a cat. Meow. 142 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:54,855 - Harold your resume seems in order, 143 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:56,982 but under "training" you've written "toilet". 144 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,360 I'm not sure what that means but... 145 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:00,820 (realizing) ohhh. 146 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:03,656 Never mind, now that I've said it our loud I get it. 147 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:05,241 Go stand with the others. 148 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,826 - (Owen panting) 149 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:10,246 Max, I would like to tryout for the minion position. 150 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:11,705 - Excellent! 151 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:13,916 I've always thought you'd make a good minion. 152 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:17,378 Who knows we might even become friends. 153 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:18,838 - Really? 154 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,297 - If you survive! 155 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:22,258 (Evil laugh) 156 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,801 - (Whimpers) 157 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,011 - And now, the first trial can begin. 158 00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:28,973 Escape the sandbox... 159 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,016 - Pfft! Super easy. 160 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,561 - that's filled with quick sand! 161 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:34,854 (All gasp) - Oh no! - Ahhh! 162 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,314 - Max, this is dangerous. 163 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:38,649 - Ridiculous! 164 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,026 (Button beeps) (Ferocious hissing) 165 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:43,529 - NOW it's dangerous. 166 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,030 - Ahhhhhhh! - Look out! 167 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:46,615 - Get us out of here! - HELP! 168 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:48,701 - Hold on. Quicksand and snakes? 169 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,995 I remember how to survive this trap. 170 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,205 Max does it every thanksgiving. 171 00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:55,249 All I need to do is find the tail. 172 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,253 ♪ Happy birthday to me 173 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:03,215 Ahhhhhhhhh! Giant worm! 174 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:04,675 (Hissing) 175 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,427 (Screaming) 176 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,637 Quick! Hold hands! 177 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,890 (Screaming) (Landing thuds) Ooof! 178 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,225 - Whoa. Nice one, Owen! 179 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:15,186 - I'm quite impressed by your quick thinking. 180 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,854 - Guess we all won that round. 181 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,230 - Are you kidding me? 182 00:07:18,314 --> 00:07:20,983 No one won that round, that was awful! 183 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:24,486 - Way to go, Owen. - Nice one. 184 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,156 - (Sighs) 185 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,701 - And next up on the tour is the lunch area. 186 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,745 - It's where we get our snack on. 187 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:34,288 Watch! 188 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,292 Pro-by shouda peel dit. 189 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:42,254 - How nice. I was going to save this surprise for later, 190 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:46,300 but...I baked cupcakes for everyone. 191 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,593 - (Cheering) Yay! 192 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,011 - (Groans) 193 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,931 - Gwen, your cousin is so nice. 194 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,766 - Uh-huh. Watch and learn. 195 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,517 Tour's over. 196 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,519 Time to make Ella mad. 197 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,647 - Mmm-mmm-mmm. - Mmmm.... 198 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,357 - They look delicious, Ella. 199 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,068 - I'd love one-oops. 200 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,404 Oh, no. The cupcakes are all ruined. 201 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:08,489 How... upsetting. 202 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,242 - (Angry growling) 203 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,786 (Clenched teeth) How can you do something like that...? 204 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:16,956 - Look Guys! Guys? 205 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,457 (Eating sounds) 206 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,626 - No time to look, dude! 207 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,128 (Gulp) These cupcakes are radical! 208 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:26,632 - (Softly) They are? 209 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,384 So you like them? 210 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,052 - Mmm! Loved them! 211 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,596 - Since when do you guys eat off the floor? 212 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,515 Well, Jude and Bridgette I buy, 213 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:36,141 but... Courtney? 214 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,143 - I follow all rules, Gwen. 215 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,980 And the three second rule is one of them. 216 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,148 (Face slap) 217 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:45,567 - When we are not doing our art projects, 218 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,820 this is where we play VR games. 219 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,071 Jude: Yeah-yeah-yeah! 220 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,576 (Chuckles) With these babies you're in a whole new world. 221 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,495 Sometimes I forget who I am. 222 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,164 (yells) I'M AN ALBATROSS! 223 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,499 WHOA! (Splat) 224 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,669 (Gasp) - That sounds so amazing! 225 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,754 Can we play a game with unicorns in it? 226 00:09:05,838 --> 00:09:08,591 I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH! 227 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,176 - Oh! I know the perfect game to play. 228 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,013 "Robotic Unicorn Beat Down" 229 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,973 is all about beating down unicorns. 230 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,766 The title is perfect. 231 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,852 This'll send her to dragon city for sure! 232 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:22,938 - Unicorns are like horses, but they have horns. 233 00:09:23,022 --> 00:09:24,815 - Dude, look at who you're talking to. 234 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,359 Ella probably owns a unicorn. 235 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:29,028 - (Giggle) No, silly. 236 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,197 You can't "own" a unicorn. 237 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,033 They're free to roam my backyard 238 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,368 and eat gum drops from my hands. 239 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,703 - Yeah-yeah, let's play. 240 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,371 (Hoovers thunder, neighing) 241 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,043 - Here come the unicorns! All: Yeah! 242 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,880 Max: Trial number two has begun! 243 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,674 You may have noticed that I've outfitted you 244 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,843 with chestnut-shaped helmets. 245 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,054 - WHAT?! How am I just noticing this? 246 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,972 - I bid you all good luck. 247 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:58,891 - Good luck with what? 248 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:01,977 - With surviving the h'angry squirrels, of course! 249 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:03,228 (H'ANGRY CHIRPING) 250 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,939 - Quick! Down the slide! - The slide? 251 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,234 (Gasp) No, wait! It's a trap! 252 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,529 Ah! Ah! Pardon me! Excuse me! Max trap! 253 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,074 MAX TRAAAP! 254 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,992 Ahhhhh! (Thump-thump-thump) 255 00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:18,660 (Horrified screaming) 256 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:20,454 All: (Horrified screaming) 257 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,837 (Loud whirring) 258 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:30,089 (Shearing sound) 259 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,548 - Man that was close! 260 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,467 - Thanks Owen. - Yeah. 261 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,260 How'd you know there was a wood chipper 262 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,595 at the bottom of the slide? 263 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,181 - It's a classic Max trap. 264 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,682 Every Christmas he does this. 265 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,185 - Hate to poop on your parade, but here come the squirrels. 266 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,813 (H'angry chirping) 267 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,314 (BZZZZZZT) 268 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,402 - Are you here for my birthday party? 269 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,195 (H'angry salivating) 270 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,155 - NO! BAD SQUIRRELS! 271 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,199 We have to share the cake! 272 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,035 - Owen... You're ruining this competition! 273 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:03,455 Maybe none of you have what it takes to become my minion. 274 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:06,708 - (Sigh) Guys, Max isn't gonna stop 275 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:09,420 until only one of us is left standing. 276 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,381 I think we should stop before that happens. 277 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,841 Duncan: Yeah, right. 278 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,760 You're just saying that because you're losing! 279 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,387 (High five slaps) 280 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,183 - (Panting) AGGH! Gotcha! 281 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,394 - You're going down, Unicorn! 282 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,354 (Punching thuds) (Neighing) 283 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:30,482 Agh! - GET SOME! 284 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,443 You can't get away from me! 285 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,362 - Gah! Urgh! (then) OOF! 286 00:11:35,446 --> 00:11:38,699 - Oh no! A unicorn doesn't bend that way! 287 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,492 - NO! 288 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,744 - Ella, you're gone from the game! 289 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:45,956 - Don't worry, I'll get your unicorn for you! 290 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,833 HA, got your horn! 291 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,626 LIZOWSKI SLAM! 292 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,338 - Stop. Hurting. Unicorns. 293 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,257 You guys! Look! It's happening! 294 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,176 She's dragoning out! 295 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,927 - GRRRRR!!! 296 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:00,220 (Blows fire) 297 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,181 (Sizzles) Ow? 298 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:05,267 - (Catches breath) Oopsies. 299 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,478 I don't know what came over me. 300 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,980 - I do! And everyone saw it! Right guys?! 301 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,773 - Saw what? - What? - Huh? 302 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,026 - Are you kidding me! 303 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,569 Jude, tell them what just happened! 304 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,322 - Okay. You dudes aren't gonna believe this, but... 305 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,866 my unicorn breathed FIRE! 306 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,284 - What? 307 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,286 - (Gasp) The game can do that?! 308 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,205 - It must have been an upgrade. 309 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,539 - (Frustrated sigh) 310 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,667 - This next trial is fairly standard. 311 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,712 All you must do is walk across this narrow beam 312 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,965 positioned over a pool of toxic waste. 313 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:38,300 (All gasp) 314 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,886 - Oh and I tossed in a lion and an alligator 315 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,429 just for kicks and giggles. 316 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,890 - That's not real toxic waste. Is it? 317 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,100 - Oh, it's very real. 318 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,477 (ROARS) 319 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,271 - And begin! 320 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,440 - Come on, guys, it's easy. 321 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:55,567 Eyes forward. Don't look down. 322 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,736 I do this one every Labor Day. 323 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,573 - You-you've beaten my test of toxic troubles! 324 00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:04,409 - So I won? Oh, please say yes. 325 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,328 I don't want my friends to get hurt. 326 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,580 - You've won nothing! 327 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:12,084 The "winner" isn't the one who crosses the line first. 328 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,253 it's the one who survives! 329 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,629 These trials will continue 330 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,131 until only one of you remains standing! 331 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,759 If you want to win, just kick the plank off. 332 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,135 Do it, cousin. 333 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,137 (Scared whimpering) 334 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,932 - (Gasp) I won't do it! 335 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,517 I won't hurt my friends! 336 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,978 International Cousins Day or not. 337 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,146 - Fine. I'll do it. 338 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,440 (Horrified screaming, splash) 339 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,276 (Burbling, sizzling) 340 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,111 There, it's over with. 341 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,445 - (Effort groans) 342 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:43,323 - (Sigh) Owen. You never cease to disappoint. 343 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,160 - Now, the trick to making a diamond tiara 344 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,704 is the right amount of glue... 345 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,373 macaroni... 346 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,292 and GLITTER! (Poof) 347 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,502 - Wow! - Amazing! 348 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,964 - Yeah. That's way better than my tiara. 349 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,632 (Bird chirps) 350 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,968 - Gee, Ella. That sure is amazing. 351 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,928 Let me try. OOPS... - Ahh! 352 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,514 - my glue. UH-OH, my macaroni. 353 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:08,807 - AHH! 354 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:12,185 - I sure hope I don't sneeze into this glitter. 355 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,271 AH-CHOO! - (Coughing) 356 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,356 - My outfit... 357 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,442 (Dragon voice) it's ruined! 358 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,153 Look! It's happening! She's... she's... 359 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,322 beautiful. 360 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,325 Both: (Gasp) She is! 361 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,910 - Oh my! Thank you, Gwen. 362 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,538 - C'mon, Ella. Come look at yourself in the mirror. 363 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:34,082 (Sleeping Beauty like singing) 364 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,960 - Gwen, you want us to think your cousin 365 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,087 is a monster sandwich, 366 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:42,257 but she's really a burrito of sweetness. 367 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,718 I kinda wonder if you're tryin' to hide that from us 368 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,846 'cause you're scared that maybe, deep down, 369 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,681 you're as sweet as she is. 370 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,309 SWEEEEET?! 371 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,936 (Growls, rage screaming) 372 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,480 (Thuds, pained grunts) 373 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,649 - Hey, that's how chickens eat. 374 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,526 - UGH. Not only do the others not see 375 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,528 what a wicked-evil monster my cousin is, 376 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,114 now they think I might be sweet too? 377 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,325 My life is over. 378 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,661 - Well, I entered the minion competition 379 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,704 to stop my friends from getting hurt. 380 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,666 But Max won't stop until they're all goners. 381 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,542 - Owen! That's it! 382 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,795 - What is? - We should team up! 383 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,630 We just need a plan... 384 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,383 - Ooh! Leave that to me. 385 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:28,804 - Max, this is Ella. Ella, meet Max. 386 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,974 - Adequate to meet you. - Charmed. 387 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,394 - That's it? That's your plan? 388 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,896 - I'm surprised it hasn't worked already. 389 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,482 Say, Max. Why don't you let Ella 390 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,567 join the minion competition? 391 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,070 - Oooo, I don't know what a minion is, 392 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,697 but it sounds peachy. 393 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,407 - Hmm... very well. 394 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,991 But you have to pass a few trials 395 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,493 to catch up with the others. 396 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,037 - Sure! I love playing games! 397 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,039 (High five slap) 398 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,876 - Oh my, this sand sure is sinky. 399 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,920 (Sleeping Beauty like singing) 400 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,839 (Birds chirp) 401 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,465 - THAT'S CHEATING! 402 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,344 It took me a while to make all of these, 403 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,012 but it was so worth it! 404 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,223 The squirrels love the outfits. 405 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,393 - Are you kidding me?! UNACCEPTABLE! 406 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,271 ♪ LALALALALA... 407 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,814 - No, no, no! 408 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,024 You're not supposed to sing on the board of doom! 409 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,609 THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 410 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,320 - The only one getting upset is Max. 411 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,864 - What's it going to take?! 412 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,241 (Sleeping Beauty like singing) 413 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,869 What shall we do next? 414 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,413 - Nothing! You're out of the competition! 415 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,290 - But... why? 416 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,293 Because I...don't...like...you. 417 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,211 - (Stammering) Du-du-don't like me? 418 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:46,298 But no one has ever not liked me before... 419 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,884 (Demon voice, eyes glow) NO ONE! 420 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,844 - Well, that did it. 421 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,888 - She doesn't look like a dragon to me. 422 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,015 (Thunder booms) 423 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:58,643 ♪♪♪ 424 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,979 (Roaring) 425 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,648 - (Screams) 426 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,942 - Yup... that's a dragon. 427 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,819 - What is happening to her?! 428 00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,821 - You're finally seeing the real Ella! 429 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,823 I told you she was a monster. 430 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,409 (Ferocious roar) (Fire sizzles) 431 00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:16,703 - (Shocked gasps) 432 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,498 - (Chuckles) The look on your faces right now. 433 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,166 (Fire roars) 434 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,251 (Frightened whimpering) 435 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:26,004 (Roars) 436 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,590 (Huffs) - All right, young lady. 437 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,635 That's enough. I'm not fond of your behavior. 438 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,846 Whoa! (thuds) 439 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,182 This is not what Cousin's Day is... Ahh! 440 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,225 all about. 441 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,769 ahahahah FUNNY BONE! 442 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,355 Don't make me use my stern voice. 443 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,774 Ahh! Ahhhhh! 444 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,609 - Dude, you proved your point. 445 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,528 You can turn off your cousin now. 446 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,571 - Hm. I don't think I can. 447 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,865 - Well, someone has to do something! 448 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,617 - You're right! I'm taking bets! 449 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,369 Which psycho cousin will win?! 450 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,662 Max or-- 451 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,080 Max: (Screams) 452 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,624 Never mind it's over. - Help! 453 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,292 GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! 454 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,752 - GAH! 455 00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,547 I can't let Max get dipped in toxic waste. 456 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,007 Even if he deserves it. 457 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,052 After all... it's Cousins Day. 458 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,179 (Rescue music) 459 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,181 - Will you come to my birthday party? 460 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,016 - Sorry, need to borrow this. 461 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,018 - YAY! 462 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,563 - Oh. This too. - (sad) Aw. 463 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,814 - (Whimpers) 464 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,567 - Do it. Doooo iiiiit. DO IT! 465 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,151 - (Screaming) 466 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,571 (Suspenseful music) 467 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,197 Owen: HEY! 468 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,616 I'll be needing my cousin back. 469 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,951 - GRRRRR! 470 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,828 - Also, can you light this birthday cake? 471 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,329 (Big inhale) (Splat) 472 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,000 - (Laughs) Nice one! 473 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,960 - (Exhales) Owen... you saved me. 474 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,796 All this time I've spent trying to destroy people, 475 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,965 I never realized how it felt. 476 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,719 - Great, so can you stop trying to hurt my friends? 477 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,804 Oh, all right. 478 00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,180 - And my stuffed animals? 479 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,224 - I make no such promise. 480 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,438 (Fist bumps) (Ella roars) 481 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:07,939 Gwen: Uh-oh. 482 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,941 (Roaring) 483 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,027 (Screaming) 484 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,196 (A car alarm goes off) (Stomping) 485 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,780 (Hitting thuds) 486 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,450 - Hey you bald squirrels, get away from my car! 487 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,660 (Stomping) 488 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,704 No! Stop! AH! 489 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:23,955 My lunch is in there! 490 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,999 - I was going to destroy the school! 491 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,876 You ruined everything you... 492 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,545 you... dumb old dragon girl! 493 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,130 (Loud crash) 494 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,633 This isn't the last you'll see of me! 495 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,676 - Okay, see you later. 496 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,303 Tell Aunt Bernice I said hi. 497 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,305 - GRRRRRR. - Ah! 498 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,806 - Hey, Ella. It's okay. 499 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,475 The kid who bugged you is gone. 500 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,439 - Goodness! Did I do that? 501 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,399 - You sure did, and thanks. 502 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,984 You made a perfect impression. 503 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,861 Chef: WHERE'S ELLA?! 504 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,571 - Oh, dear, he sounds angry. 505 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,323 I probably should go. 506 00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,991 - Probably. 507 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,160 - Well... (Sleeping Beauty like singing) 508 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,329 Tootles. 509 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,332 - Gwen, I owe you an apology. 510 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,834 Your cousin is the worst. 511 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,044 - Hey! (Kicking thud) 512 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,713 - GAH! Ah! Ow! Ooh! Eee! 513 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,051 - Nobody talks trash about my family but me. 514 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,553 But yeah. She's the worst. 515 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,430 ♪ La la la la la 516 00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:38,488 ♪♪♪ 517 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:43,827 ♪♪♪