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♪♪♪

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It's here-it's here-it's here
it's here-it's here!

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I can't believe the best day
of the whole week

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is finally HEEEEEEERE!

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- Yeesh. Get a grip.

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Why are you so hot
for Tuesday anyway?

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- Not Tuesday, dude! It's...

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- ♪ PIZZA DAAA-AA-AAAA-AAAA
AAAYYYYY! ♪

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♪ Ahhhhhh!

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- (Cheering)
Woo-hoo! Yay!

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- Are you kids as excited
as I am!

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All: Yeah!

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- And why are we excited?

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- IT'S PIZZA DAAAAAAAAY!

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- NEW PHOTOCOPIER DAY!
All: Huh?

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- Check it out!

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Announcer: Discover the power,
POWER, POWER,

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you've been missing with
the Panther Copy Pro 2000.

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Sleek lines and incredible
printing speed.

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It's the copier of the future.

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Well...?

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- WHOA, CHEF!

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Is that the Copy-Pro 2000?

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Oh, I'm on top of all
that stuff.

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Photocopiers, answering
machines, VHS players.

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I subscribe to "Unpopular
Mechanics for Kids".

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- I'm sure I don't have
to say this,

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but the Copy-Pro is totally
OFF LIMITS.

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It's too delicate and
hi-tech for little hands.

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- Ugh! C'mon, Chef!
Photocopiers are lame!

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Make with the pizza already!

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- OH! I forgot to tell you
kids...

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Pizza day had to be cancelled
to pay for the new copier.

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All: NOOOO!!!!

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- But don't worry!

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I found a great picture of
a pizza and made copies!

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Take one and pass them along.

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(Paper thuds)
OOF!

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- (Licks) This isn't like
eating pizza.

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It's not like eating pizza
at all!

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Why is this happening!?

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(Screams)

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- PIZZA FIGHT!
- OW!

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You got crumpled paper
in my eye!

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Argh!

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- I think it's time I paid
this fancy new copier

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a little... visit.

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Hmm. How to take revenge on
a photocopier

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for cancelling pizza day...

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Oh! I know!

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I'll replace this picture
of Chef's Mom

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with something a little more...
cheeky!

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I wonder how it'll go down.

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- No matter how bad my day is,

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kissin' my beautiful mama

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always makes everything better!

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(Big kiss)

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(Screams)

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- (Laughs) This will be my
masterpiece.

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Yikes. How many buttons
do you need?

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Good thing I'm tech savvy.

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Agh! (Bangs)

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(Juice squirts)

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(Fizzles, sparks)

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(Beeping, whirring)

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Whoaaaaaa! Ahh!

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But that's impossible!

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You're... so good-looking!

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- What were you expecting?
Cody?

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- (Laughs) And a killer sense
of humour? Huh?

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- Cool, so, uh?
What now?

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- Let's call you Duncan-2.

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And since you appear to be
my equal in every way,

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I've got a great plan for us.

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- Awesome. Are we gonna cause
trouble?

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Cubbie cookout?
Hot sauce balloon fight?

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(Gasps) Releasing the Kraken?

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- Oh, you'll see.

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Storytime with Chef
is gonna blow your mind!

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Chef (reads)
"Then Lil' Cabbage gathered

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the sharpest gardening tools
he could find

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and went to teach
Mr. Farmer a lesson

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he wouldn't soon forget."

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- Ugh. Boringgg.
This is so not fair.

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Duncan should have to do his
share of boring junk too, right?

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- This feels like a trick
question.

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(Video game sounds)
- (Clears throat)

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- Hey buddy,
how was Chef's story?

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- IT WAS GARBAGE!

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And while I was busy getting
bored to death,

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you ate candy
and played video games?

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How's that fair?

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- Uh, cuz I'm Original Duncan?

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The man, the myth, the legend?

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And I'm all about number one.
- Sure.

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But if I'm exactly like you
in every way,

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shouldn't I get to hang out
and have fun too?

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- Curse me and my excellent
debate skills.

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Alright, I've got a plan.

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You wait here;
I'll be right back.

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(Poof)

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Okay, welcome to the world.

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You're Duncan-3.
Yada yada yada.

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Now go fingerpaint 'til
your little heart's content!

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There. Looks like that's
the end of that!

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(Whistling)

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- (Cackles)

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Whoa!

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Whoaaaaaaaaa!

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(Light whoosh, thud) Ouch!

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- (Slurps)
Ahh. Livin' the dream.

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But I wonder where Duncan-2
went.

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I thought he wanted to live
the dream with me.

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- Actually. I dream a little
bigger.

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(Duncan gasps)

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Duncan-2: Meet Duncan-4,
Duncan-4plus1,

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Duncan-4plus2
and Duncan-4plus3.

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Yeah, we all stink at math.

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- Whoa! Dude! Were you spying
on me in Chef's office?

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Not cool!

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- Oh, c'mon;
you'd do the same thing.

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Come to think of it, you did.
- Enh. Fair point.

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But what happened
to these Duncans?

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They look sorta jacked up?

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- This one was copied on
the wrong sized paper

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This one ran out of toner.

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This one turned out okay.

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- (Goofy laugh)

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Duncan Duncan Duncan.

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- (Laughs)

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- Okay, I think things might be
getting out of hand.

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Chef: DUNCAAAAAANNNNNN!

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Do I really need to go over
the 87 rules

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of finger painting again?

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Rule number one:

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Wash hands thoroughly before
opening a jar of paint--

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(Splat)
- (Laughs)

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- Whoa! I like his style.

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- That is IT! I'm calling
your parents!

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- Whoops. That's my cue!

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(Phone buttons beep)

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- Please! You gotta give me
another chance, Chef!

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Don't call my parents!

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They'll just sing about how
unhappy they are with me.

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(Answer on the line)
(Beeps call off)

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- True, last time I called
"Bananas and Cheese",

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it took a week for me
to stop singing

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that disappointment song.

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(Hip-Hop Beat)

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♪ You shouldn't have done
what you did ♪

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♪ With the stuff that you
pilfered and hid ♪

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♪ We were not impressed
we were rather distressed ♪

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♪ And we wish you were
a better kid ♪

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(Whimper)
- My life stinks.

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- Alright, I'll give you
one last chance.

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But no pudding cups
for the rest of the week!

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- Stern, but fair.

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Okay, listen up, Duncans!

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Things have gotten a bit
out of hand lately.

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So from now on,
all plans go through me.

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- Yeah, I guess you don't know
you very well,

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cuz rules don't really work
for us.

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- He's trying to control us!
- Let's flatten him!

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- Duncan Duncan Duncan!

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Let's talk about this.
(Screams)

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(Hitting thuds)

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- Save you for later.

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Oh hey Duncan.

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That's weird.

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What the...?

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(Scraping)

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Huh? If that's Duncan,

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who are the rest of these guys?

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- (Goofy laughter)

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Duncan Duncan Duncan Duncan.

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- This makes no sense,

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it's not like Duncan can make
copies of himself--

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Oh no.

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Are you the real Duncan?

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- Of course I am, dork.
- I don't know.

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That's exactly what
a copy would say.

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You kinda look like
the real Duncan

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- Beth.

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- But you do look pretty low
quality.

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- BETH!

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- I mean medium settings
at best.

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- BETH! Untie me right now,

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or I'm gonna WEDGIE YOU
IN HALF!

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- It IS you!

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- Come on, we gotta stop those
evil Duncan copies

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before it's too late!

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- The Chefsterrr,
goin' to make some coppays.

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Chefstein.

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Baron Von Chef.

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(Sighs) I miss the 90s.

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(Gasps)
(Book thuds)

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(Duncan's react)
- (Screams)

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(Door slams)
(Angry groans)

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- (Effort grunts)

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Come on, Chef, you knew
this day would come.

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Hold the door.
HOLD THE DOOR!

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HOLD DOOOOOOOOR!

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- (Cackles)
- Ahhhh!

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KIIIDS! RUUUUUUUNN!

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(Panicked screaming)

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- What do we do?
How do we stop them?

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- How am I supposed to know?

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Usually I'm on the other end
of this stuff!

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- C'mon! Think!

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How do we reason with a bunch
of troublemakers

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when all they want is anarchy?

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Oh, now I get why Chef
is so frustrated all the time.

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- (Gasps) Wait! That's it!

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There's one thing
all Duncans Want

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even more than anarchy.

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- Wait! What's the one thing?

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Is it pizza?!

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I bet it's pizza!

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- LET'S FLATTEN 'EM!

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- Duncan Duncan Duncan.

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(In unison) Woo-hoo!

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Two dimensions -
Two dimensions -

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One of us -
one of us!

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- DUNCANS! STOPPPPP!

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Look, the chaos you guys are
creating is great.

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Like, really, really
inspired stuff.

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Duncan-4plus2,

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you know I'm a huge fan
of your work.

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But I need you to think.

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Is there one thing we've always
wanted more than chaos,

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more than world domination,

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even more than pizza?!

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That's right.

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FREEEEEDOMMMMMM!!!

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All: Freedom!

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- I finally have the kid-power
to dig the tunnel

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I've always dreamt of!

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(Cheering, laughing)

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Wow! Freedom!

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- Well, it's been a while.

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Let's see how your little army
is doing.

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Whoa! NICE job!

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I wonder where they went.

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- (Laughs)

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(Banging)

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(Sizzles)

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(Fireworks whistle and pop)

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♪♪♪

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(Explosions)

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- Duncan, I should be mad at
you for a year

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but you used some quick
thinking to save us.

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And as a reward,
Pizza Day is back on!

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All: (Cheering)

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I'll order one pie
and make a bunch more

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with my crazy new
magic photocopier!

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(Disappointed groans)

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- Don't worry, guys.

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I've been training my whole
life for a Pizza Invasion.

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Bring it on.

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- Well, that horde of Duncans

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is probably gonna destroy
the city.

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But at least things are back
to normal around here,

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eh pal?
- Duncan Duncan Duncan!

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- Enh. Close enough.

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♪ Ta ta ta!

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪